THEY LEFT ME TO DIE... | Phasmophobia

[@OuiGodApollo23]

Imagine being ghost investigator and as a ghost is killing you, you just hear your fellow investigators yell ,”TAKE A PICTURE! TAKE A PICTURE.”

[@ooferdoofer7091]

Gotta make that shiny tripod worth it

[@gentlesekshi108]

LOL

[@RobDingoTheGreat]

"It was horrible... You sent 4 of us in there, and I'm the only survivor..." "But, did you get a picture?" "Yes, I got your damned picture! I lost 3 of my best friends! Are you happy now?" "Fantastic! Here's $10 for your troubles!"

[@gamerplays5131]

@@RobDingoTheGreat Considering that expensive equipment can be bought for 10 bucks means that that 10 bucks might be equal to 100-200 dollars

[@aolmasakumi6047]

I would be screaming "FREAKING DEMON BABY OMG HELLP

[@johannaflores8576]

Phasmaphobia in a nutshell: Mark-The Photographer Jack-The Hunter Bob-The explorer Wade-The Sacrifice

[@juicemeister1984]

Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Sacrifice Wade is a fucking sacrifice

[@brendacooper9881]

Wade is always the sacrifice, poor wade 😂

[@DOORKNOOB]

Sean always dies first though.

[@simonisgay]

@@DOORKNOOB He's the unlucky one

[@anthonydicaire7556]

Lol so true

[@charlieg3674]

I really appreciate that the game doesn't rely on jumpscares too much, it's more based around the atmosphere and effects to create suspense

[@YourFellowPlant]

I agree! I also love the mechanics with the chat effects and stuff!

[@CatMasksSideChannel]

Yeah like Little Nightmares

[@friight_]

Also the fact how they weren’t scared first when they were playing and slowly got more terrified. Usually with horror games it’s the other way around.

[@RealityBoy101]

I think it's more powerful without jumpscares. Jumpscares have been used so often in horror games that they're kinna boring now. Atmosphere gets me better than a cheap jumpscare trick. It's all in the subtlty.

[@coolerplays3477]

It's also amazing how this game is in really early access, I'm definitely going to be following this game and it's updates. As long as they don't add jumpscares because it's such a cheap trick in horror games that make me hate them but this one I love because of the spooky atmosphere.

[@sadchild5865]

Sean: "He's dead isn't he?" Mark: "Yeah he's dead" Bob: "I'm not dead, stop saying that! Give me encouragement!" Mark: "You will have the best funeral"

[@MunkeeFWRrng]

That part killed me 😂

[@David-fy7pn]

Yup that was the joke

[@TheLastPancake]

Currently this comment has 666 likes. I can't ruin it.

[@bruhchill8471]

@@TheLastPancake ruined 😼

[@shadowwolf1762]

@@bruhchill8471 Glad someone did. ;P Actual humor is funnier than this stupid bs crap that is 69 and 666.

[@frozenfruit1298]

Everyone: Literally dying in the house Mark with a scarecrow: SpOoKy

[@nottoday3157]

@Ķèvîň Břéêmãńś 22 wth

[@cheesed-kun8445]

•Not Today• it’s just a loser view begging he’s even doing it on two separate accounts 😂

[@nottoday3157]

@@cheesed-kun8445 lol i know he is not actually going threaten anyone for real tho

[@dripyman6146]

Dude thats litreally what i thought but its true

[@RedBoiWins]

None of them died during that, they were just messing with wade.

[@ChampionAnalysis]

Everyone: *sees Wade getting killed* Jack: TAKE A PICTURE! TAKE A PICTURE!

[@louispenn9253]

"Wait don't jump." *Sets up camera* "Ok now jump"

[@thaias9654]

It’s free _evidence_

[@caidenmillar2832]

Logan Paul has possessed Jack.

[@wissembellara6411]

Jake Paul be like film that dead body XD

[@ChampionAnalysis]

@@caidenmillar2832 I'm weaaaaaak 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@suspiciousde862]

Jack: “OH GOD *HE’S HERE RUN”* Everyone: *YELLING AND PANICKING* Mark: outside taking pictures of a spooky scarecrow

[@its_doovey]

Lol underrated

[@johndasalty111]

That was a fake out to mess with Wade. They weren't really in danger

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@johndasalty111 bro it's a joke-

[@Handlessuck1]

@@jesuschristbutafab9923 Sure but @John Saunders Is telling us what we don't know.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@Morgan Bazer meh

[@arlieproductions4794]

18:25 *Bob literally dies *Wade walks over Bob's corpse Wade: EmF fOuR

[@Youonyouon]

He also obliviously walks past the ghost in the dumbest way.

[@Beespank]

@@Youonyouon he like shoves her out of the way 😂 it’s so funny

[@Theoneyoutubekid]

I read this and laughed like a bad car starter

[@Ellie_804]

THIS COMMENT MADE ME FUCKIN WHEEZEEEEE I CANT BREEEEEEEEATHEHEHEHEHHE I CANT BREATHEEEEEEEEE

[@arlieproductions4794]

@Beespank IKR it's hilarious just how oblivious he was to the entire situation😂

[@torokk21]

Imagine if the game could record snippets of your voice and use them in the mic to trick your team after the ghost kills you

[@emperorjustinian7957]

That is an extremely good idea, you should message the devs.

[@torokk21]

@@emperorjustinian7957 I know the TVs in the truck track the life status of each player, but it could be a fun trick to those who haven't noticed someone died or an eerie flavor thing of the ghost stealing your voice. Playing your voice on the spirit box in a creepy, radio tone

[@torokk21]

@@emperorjustinian7957 imagine the ghost goes on a hunt again and it has the spirit box evidence. And the whole time it hunts, it has a recording of a dead player saying "Help" over and over on the box during the hunt.

[@seaweedaf]

just one of them saying “ass” or “fuck” over and over again

[@torokk21]

@@seaweedaf oh shit, the ghost is hunting. Hide! "BIG MOMMY MILKERS" "BIG MOMMY MILKERS" "BIG MOMMY MILKERS" "BIG MOMMY MILKERS" "BIG MOMMY MILKERS" "BIG MOMMY MILKERS"

[@mysticanimation22]

This is a series that makes you want to watch everyones perspective.

[@picklepie9810]

They should totally do that

[@noahsietsema8789]

It really is

[@gian8511]

Marks: full of suspenses Jacks: Hilarious Mark dying: Intense Jack: Hilarious af

[@TheKrokomaster]

Thats rare.

[@Jagdrag0n]

Agreed

[@FestiveRocket]

There was no “To be continued...” at the end. *mark dont end this series*

[@negamewtwo5535]

Might just be the end of their recording session

[@sofrhordragon6610]

There will be more. They streamed some more on Tuesday. Buckle up, they got to professional, but I don’t want to spoil too much.

[@weird_ghostix3889]

Don’t worry, there’s more coming soon ;)

[@Zariana]

You can find the full stream here on KZbin

[@i-.i---i-a....m..a-.a--.a]

They stream and then edit and divide the content, this should be the first stream.

[@angvill1643]

You just gotta love how Wade doesn't give a damn at 18:28 Bob: *dies* Ghost: "Allow me to introduce myself" Wade: *Fucking shoves ghost aside* EMF 4!

[@certifiedcvaporeonfycker]

The bravest ghostbuster in the west

[@DepressyDuck]

He was so laser focused on the EMF, no ghost was gonna get in his way.

[@Sean-qg3gg]

@@DepressyDuckExcuse me ghost, I’m trying to detect the ghost!

[@SilenceKM]

Remember: If a ghost giving you Sass, *YOU CALL HEAPASS*

[@leedan6618]

If a ghost giving you sass You get in that ghosts ASS

[@LiviChannel]

If a ghost is giving you sass, You beat their ass

[@cloakednarrator]

This is a good one XDDD

[@Lex-dw7ng]

I wish heapass would play this game. It'd be fucking hilarious

[@nicholairunnels6895]

Well also, high stress. U know Ethan Nestor the patience tester.

[@usagifang]

I believe Paul Martin laughed his ass off at 4 idiots walking around an asylum so hard that he couldn't hunt them.

[@birdofprey3952]

Lol

[@yeti7336]

Probably Quite Accurate

[@tabascosauce6474]

Oh god their multiplying

[@tabascosauce6474]

Sadra Keyhany but different names

[@kamitsu2352]

900th like :)

[@canadiangopnik7007]

I love how you’re literally risking your life for usually less than a hundred bucks

[@brynbish8173]

Like working in food service right now, but more exciting

[@RoyalKingOliver]

@@brynbish8173 Honestly, worth it

[@cowwithahoodie]

You mean like uhhhh FNaF?

[@reactiondark5925]

Fax

[@sujimayne]

@@brynbish8173 Not even close.

[@thingpoo9306]

Wade: dying Mark: 👁👄📷

[@SaraH-ly1br]

Mark is always like,lemme take a picture OF U DYING

[@sythervoid5996]

👏👏👏👏😂😂😂 a m a z i n g c o m e n t

[@98hayden]

*SPOOKY*

[@gamerhatch9072]

@@sythervoid5996 a m a *z* I n g

[@user-nz7vo3ku3i]

".. ˢᵖᵒᵒᵏʸ."

[@ForeverObsessedR5]

Mark, looking at a scarecrow: “ooh, spooky” Meanwhile Wade, Bob, and Seán are actively witnessing ghosts inside

[@tiffanybourke8341]

Scarecrow was the impostor

[@No-vf5yd]

@@tiffanybourke8341 0 impostors are among us.

[@Lulu-ok3lu]

LMAO

[@toadtoddler]

@@No-vf5yd VICTORY

[@standardised8260]

Mark: ooh, spooky Sean: RUN!

[@cyanphoenix1414]

Video title: THEY LEFT ME TO DIE Mark not even 5 minutes into the video: "We could just leave Bob and pretend he died with Wade."

[@GoatedGoat666]

Underrated comment 😂😂

[@Fengsuave_]

They were just getting payback that’s all🥰 we didn’t see anything 👩‍🦯

[@HuntertheTTV]

10:20

[@D0p3seller]

Iconic markiplier😂

[@legendarylokoz3280]

We are a small KZbinr group and would appreciate if you could check us out!!!

[@ButteredSpino]

I am genuinely in love with this series

[@derpmemer2595]

Same

[@madarauchia650]

Facts

[@eamz8526]

Me godbamn too

[@lyenus7753]

Same

[@GameMaster10128]

Same this game freaks me the f out and im not even playing it

[@BumboMcJumbo]

I love how Wade literally pushes the ghost out of the way to let everyone know has an EMF4. I laughed so hard at that part

[@KompridiCR]

he also completely ignored bob's dead body

[@FiLiX]

i was about to comment that, its hilarious

[@X-SPONGED]

Paul Martin : *_*trying to be scary*_* These 4 idiots : *_*running around his asylum, scaring each other, while maniacally laughing and criticizing the doughnut boxes*_*

[@youseftjj9741]

I'd amagine him giving up after 1 minute

[@Rainbow_Neos1]

And telling bad jokes about Irish men. (Watch Jack's perspective to hear Wade's joke which gave context to Bob's giggle)

[@user-ym9gy5dn4m]

Hello, S-C-P Dr. Pepper

[@codepearmaster]

1,100th like nice

[@sally675]

Finally, Someone who knows how to spell doughnut 🍩🍩🍩

[@ryanmattia433]

"I literally threw myself at the banshee and it went 'No, not you.'" That sounds like the banshee type to me.

[@martins3942]

@RyanMattia👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿OK 👆🏿 AND I DON'T KNOW IF YOU REMEMBER THIS BUT YOU ARE A GOOD FIT FIT FOR A JOB IN A COMPANY THAT HAS A JOB GOOD FOR YOU TOO AND YOU CAN YOU TO

[@martins3942]

GIRLS

[@neevypie9976]

Ikr that’s what I thought lmao

[@imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478]

It does. Everytime I toss myself at the banshee, it goes for someone else.

[@Topazzzzzz]

@@imhomephobicdontshowmehous2478 God, I wish that were me. Somehow I'm always the banshee target :(

[@fozzyspots]

wade shrieking “WITNESS IT, WITNESS IT” was THE funniest shit

[@scottwpilgrim]

Lol WITNESS ME BLOODBAAAAAAAGS!!

[@stantheman4390]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😉

[@gothgirlgaming9050]

I choked on a cheeto

[@guardsmengunner]

WITNESS ME!! *gets killed by ghost after capturing evidence*

[@savannah3342]

Timestamp?

[@jesselindsey9760]

24:23 I like the idea of Bob being so pleased with himself for coming up with the idea to sneak up on Mark and scare him that he can't stop giggling.

[@ratboy2791]

It's such a joyful moment

[@patrickbilan3654]

Markplier: We want to help Ghost: Cold here Markplier: *instantly leaves*

[@timmyg8888]

Me: (activates large heater) The heater: (feels like the sun) Me: it'll do

[@aaryandherange1515]

Funny

[@Anemoia22]

@@aaryandherange1515 You have a very unfortunate first name

[@pyroxferroite8584]

So its a lady with a hunched back who's pitch black like a Shadow and the air around them becomes freezing........ Queen Vanessa is that you????

[@tylenol544]

@@pyroxferroite8584 im actually pretty curious on how many people found out the reference

[@herewegoagain1289]

Everyone: *dying in the background* Mark:*takes picture of scarecrow* s p o o k y

[@__________________________4781]

S P O O P Y :P

[@DrifterX3J]

definitely not copied

[@Alizudo]

You do realize they weren't actually dying, right? They were just fucking with Wade. Mark was aware of this.

[@herewegoagain1289]

@@Alizudo damn can’t even make a joke and have people say your wrong 😒

[@Alizudo]

@@herewegoagain1289 It wasn't an original comment, it wasn't even funny, AND it was wrong. Your comment was bad and you should feel bad.

[@weird_ghostix3889]

Jack: “ECHO” Bob: [on walkie talkie] “ECHO” “Oh wait”

[@JackPlaysMinecraft575]

XD

[@some_random_merc]

i just realized there was a bot invasion

[@sweetnuthin]

i nEeD sOmE sUbS bY tHe wAy gUyS

[@sweetnuthin]

@@Suzukiatyourservice yeah that's why I did it in the sarcastic writing *bY tHe wAy*

[@weird_ghostix3889]

Lol I just now realized my comment got some likes Cool

[@conniemcfalcon]

23:24 Mark whistling "If I only had a brain/heart" from Wizard of Oz is everything

[@NateSchulte]

I don’t know why, but that’s one of my favorite highlights of this video

[@tayloryorksbff]

exactly

[@SilverWitch971]

I love how they’re definitely not doing half the things they’re supposed to do (such as what to do to avoid dying during a hunt) and yet they’re somehow doing so well

[@Ben-ic3ki]

69 likes.... I cant ruin it

[@VikasKumar-yy3rx]

they get better in 2nd live video

[@arctrog]

i don't consider dying in amateur doing well

[@serenaindigo6159]

they have incredible luck because they are youtubers

[@solidasarocksirsaar5326]

La creatura de las americas

[@HomicidalTh0r]

*witnesses ghost. Witnesses friend witnessing the ghost. Takes a picture that proves that you witnessed the ghost and witnessed your friend witnessing the ghost at the same time* Game: I'm gonna need more proof.

[@panzerkampfwagenviausf.b2236]

karens be like

[@masterofnothing1267]

XD

[@dalysazinsmaster9178]

The ghost event is the ghost doing something. Not just showing up. Like when Sean's stream the picture fell off the wall, that's a ghost event.

[@CosmicCrimson]

Hmmmm seems pretty sus if you ask me...

[@RomanBeloHorizonte]

It's still an open beta, don't hold it against the game

[@kimjongun4343]

Title: "THEY LEFT ME TO DIE" Content: *hey guys can you open the door please*

[@Davis...]

😆

[@nathanielwilson7129]

For those who don't know, during a hunt, NOONE can open the door. It only reopens when the hunt is over

[@imnotusingthisanymore2300]

Yeah, that's what it means?

[@LadyGameshine]

@@imnotusingthisanymore2300 hunt is the flashing flashlight phase and you can only hide to survive

[@karlcanfly]

@@LadyGameshine or stand in a corner whimpering

[@noxnox-e9s]

Mark: *whistling* Bob: “Who is that?? Thats some creepy sh*t…” Mark: *continues whistling*

[@hwasoup]

*creepy whistling intensifies*

[@seilepigon4913]

Therapist: don't worry, disembodied screaming Jack head isn't real, he can't hurt you Disembodied screaming Jack head: 25:22

[@hinatasimp6946]

Who would’ve thought?

[@rainbowsnake7398]

I saw this comment literally two seconds before it popped up

[@borktehspork]

that was actually the scariest part of the video

[@Honukura]

@@rainbowsnake7398 same here XD

[@herrbonk2211]

@@rainbowsnake7398 nice

[@markoz6330]

Markiplier's Friends: *screaming and being attacked* Markiplier: *looks at scarecrow and takes a photo of it in peace* ooo spooky

[@Alizudo]

You do realize they weren't actually dying, right? They were just fucking with Wade. Mark was aware of this.

[@lilybirdflowergum8683]

@@Alizudo Why are you pasting the same comment over and over again? Just let people make the joke.

[@Alizudo]

@@lilybirdflowergum8683 It would be unfair of me to tell one person to stop only to say nothing to someone else.

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

@@Alizudo r/woooosh

[@Alizudo]

@@jesuschristbutafab9923 THAT'S NOT HOW THAT FUCKING MEME WORKS. THERE WAS NO JOKE HERE.

[@devyl3057]

Sean: *risks his life to get proof of the ghost* Everyone: Good luck! Mark: *risks his life to get proof of the ghost* Everyone: *locks him in the room* Sean: *dies* Everyone: SEAN! I CAN HELP! *tries to help* Mark: *dies* Everyone: *WHEEZE* Bob: I'm gonna die Everyone: Bye! Wade:*dies* Everyone: Maybe we should just leave... tell them that we sadly lost two of our friends and couldn't save them...

[@nebula7283]

Lol

[@Joawlisdoingfine]

DaniDangSwang ツ Content baby

[@darthmaul2005]

Mark’s I funnier cause he he has more comedic deaths lol.

[@devyl3057]

@@Joawlisdoingfine Content baby?

[@legendarylokoz3280]

We are a small KZbinr group and would appreciate if you could check us out!!!

[@felixrowan3740]

Love the way Lixian very creatively uses parts of the game to form subtitles, like using the reticule to form 'ok' and using the 'no' in the 'no contract' part of the whiteboard instead of just writing 'no'.

[@firefly_the_rescue9308]

Wait- example? Sorry I’m slow

[@rachelplubell2128]

​@@firefly_the_rescue930815:44 I'm pretty sure the "no" one was in a previous vid

[@karebear0237]

Mark: “We want to help you, let us help you”✨☺️ The ghost: “cold” “here” Mark: immediately leaves the house “ok got spirit box lets leave”

[@adammezza5362]

and the worst thing is, the team goes in after and forces the ghost back into heaven.

[@thatwolfinyourbackyard6011]

The ghost: Guys.. That dont hel- *gets sent to heaven* The ghost: oh my fu- God: PROFANITY!

[@shikarifox4337]

Just wanted the heating fixing, so mean...

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@shikarifox4337 ikr it was so cold in that place even in the summer he just wanted to not have to freeze his ass off anymore

[@Hollowolfjas4014]

Ghost: I meant fix the fuckin' thermostat!

[@spo0nz_]

23:03 Sean: ᴹᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᶠᵃʷᵏᵉʳ ᵍᵒᵗ ᵗʷᵒ ᶠᶦʳˢᵗ ⁿᵃᵐᵉˢ

[@XxBlade.88401]

I know right lol🤣🤣🤣

[@jfendley1627]

How did you change the font of the letters??

[@dyseise]

@@jfendley1627 online sites I would guess :] or a font keyboard!

[@kingcraftbruh]

@@jfendley1627 just hold the keys if you're on phone

[@kaylerpritchard3870]

I cant like this. The number is too good for this series

[@Koronel79]

Even when the whole bunch is noisy and with a lot of shenanigans, Mark's group is pretty effective identifying ghosts and achieving goals.

[@RandomGuy666100]

They’ve had lots of practice fucking around lmao

[@Peku_G]

Yeah honestly They are quite better than the average player from What ive seen, respect+ for actually using the evidence book And reading it

[@limixz28]

Compared to all the random youtubers playing this now with little to no horror game experience? Yeah, i'd say they should be decent at this lol.

[@notsoserious1520]

That's because crazy is their default state

[@violettezayas2923]

im honored to be your 666th like good sir/maam/toaster

[@stinkysandy]

Bob: "I wish you could tie up your other player characters and then.." Sean: "Tie us up and what?" Bob: "You know what I'm talking about" Mark: "No I wasn't 100% sure"

[@royaltinman2226]

Best cut known to human kind

[@DapperThorns]

Mark: Offers help to the ghost Ghost: "here, cold." Mark: *l e a v e s*

[@mohammadammar572]

I guess the ghost wanted a blanket

[@jackdawkins1241]

@@mohammadammar572 or a hug

[@Kaz.00]

@@jackdawkins1241 or life and/or warmth

[@Kaz.00]

..or *his* life

[@Noname-xr4ql]

Mark: I missed the part where thats my problem *leaves*

[@drewjohnson9417]

Bob: "my middle name is Martin. Little known fact" Jack: "well now it's a well known fact" Bob: "dont oversell yourself bud. Calm down" DAMN

[@TheCopyNinja733]

Yeah, Jack definitely didn’t say that because he, Mark, Bob and Wade were recording to millions of fucking people, making it a well known fact

[@drewjohnson9417]

@@TheCopyNinja733 no shit

[@XristosArgyropoulos]

Jokes were made!

[@ifoundthewifi6505]

I NEED S Е Х !!! RITA MELISSON , 22 Y.O begone cursed bot

[@CutestDemon]

Ayy, my middle name is Martin too, rad

[@FlfyCats17]

Wade: we need to find a bone Jack: we need to find Paul Martin Mark: these single serve donut containers are awfully suspicious

[@Aru_im]

*single serve donut container* is not an impostor

[@camprinlitius1832]

Who gets a single donut and doesn't eat it directly in hand???

[@jacobmantlo6371]

@@Aru_im STOP MAKING AMONG US JOKES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@ang3l_gutzz]

me_seal_orp-orp can YOU comment something better

[@maxkennedy7430]

This Spoon is abnormally large!

[@lilybetstargazer4069]

Everyone: *SCREAMING AND YELLING* Mark: *casually takes pic of scarecrow* SpOoKy

[@ltstarbrite]

Mark: This year we lost poor, dear, Bob. Bob: *QUIT TELLING EVERYONE I'M DEAD* Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

[@lemonbun]

*bob has quit the game*

[@odin_starborn7573]

that's from brother bear. hahahaha

[@ImLemon7274]

Brother Bear is a good movie.

[@QuinnRuiz]

*bob has left the chat*

[@chelseaczech]

😂😂😂😂

[@kaeysaonly6404]

Bob: "is the toilet dirty cause your poops stink" Mark: " *write that down write that down* "

[@animespaghetti6390]

I gotta put that one on my bulletin board in ACNH

[@thegreatpapurus8133]

Bad poop

[@neevypie9976]

Love your username

[@DevonThomas1204]

Your username 💀

[@PERJHITHEOG]

please tell me this is your main

[@yoshimaster1705]

"The EMF is going off in the van" Uh oh

[@timmyg8888]

That's me that the emf is going off to Why has no one replied to this?

[@marcosvfilho8687]

In what time?

[@kyledraper9293]

Come on guys the ghost just wants some friends

[@magpie322]

@@kyledraper9293 he's just a shy boi who wants lovings

[@sharynkerr8378]

When you're banshee and your target is in the van

[@cupids_favourite_aro4578]

Mark: "We're here to help, we want to help you." Lisa Jackson: "Oh That's nice of them. Ok, it's quite cold here, maybe-" Mark: "Aight, imma head out." Lisa: "...rude"

[@SHARDK2]

"He's dead, isn't he?" "No! Give me encouragement!" "You will have the best funeral."

[@jaygay6576]

I mean..he never said what KIND of encouragement..

[@Katherinator]

yeah

[@jinxx4655]

@@jaygay6576 True…

[@Saltical]

Game: *Saying the ghosts name angers it* Everyone: *Screams The Ghost's Name* " *wHy Is tHE GHOsT tRyInG tO kIlL mE* "

[@realdaggerman105]

@Kevin Breemans x2 Nah

[@truebaguetteguy173]

@Kevin Breemans x2 that kinda seems like view begging

[@CaspertheSarcasticGhost]

To get content

[@derpmemer2595]

Lol

[@drantigon]

@Kevin Breemans x2 I dare you With your stupid alt

[@Mrshmallows-s3f]

"We HaVe EvErYtHiNg" Literally just after they started... "We don't have a crucifix?"

[@sparkyhiggsbury4021]

23:21 That's the best joke I've seen in a while. Let me explain it rq. Mark starts whistling in the middle of an asylum to scare his friends. The tune he decides to whistle is "If I Had a Heart" from Wizard of Oz, sung by the Scarecrow... He's singing a song about a Scarecrow, while in an asylum. My man just did a Wizard of Oz reference and a Batman reference at the same time. This joke has LAYERS.

[@jake777zzz]

11:10 “Oh hey Mark” gotta love unintentional movie quotes.

[@emilymoore274]

What movie?

[@jake777zzz]

@@emilymoore274 The movie is called The room. It’s considered one of the best worst films ever made.

[@davidandrew7314]

Well that would be "Oh hi Mark" so...no.

[@jake777zzz]

@@davidandrew7314 damn, I see that now. Guess I was close but no cigar.

[@rebeccamurfitt299]

"I did not hit her, I did not! Oh hi, Mark"

[@mrjiggly1]

wade: literally walks into the ghost and moves it aside also wade: "hey guys i got an EMF of 4"

[@scoot-scoot51341]

That part was so stressful but so fucking hilarious!

[@teralore]

When?

[@reinjophiel236]

Time

[@teralore]

@@reinjophiel236 18:30 I think

[@HarleyQuinn-dr2zu]

At like 7:18 the the ghost moves behind the doorway and nobody notices

[@Dacthew]

ghost: attacks/shows its self when alone. Everyone: *groups up when someone finds literally anything*

[@forte2265]

the alone or with everyone part is only for a response to the spirit box

[@chambo7134]

@@forte2265 and starting hunts im pretty sure

[@forte2265]

@@chambo7134 shades are the only ones who target people alone, so that info is just for spirit box

[@chambo7134]

@@forte2265 yeah and getting them to manifest (appear but not hunt) im pretty sure

[@retrotrooper3957]

Coming back to this series a couple years later and seeing Wade at lvl 5 is surreal

[@SMScorx89]

Bob: Survives because Banshee rejects killing him for no discernable reason.

[@GeoCrusherGaming]

Banshees will only ever attack one person

[@BlueberryQueen92]

@Kai Carlos and then it just chooses another person to stalk :p

[@lozzier4406]

@@BlueberryQueen92 This is like when stalkers think a human being isn’t interesting anymore and chooses who to stalk next

[@squirrelmeat7603]

I guess Bob is their favorite

[@eeveeboi7174]

@@squirrelmeat7603 bob has plot armor thats why

[@peytonious4739]

All of the boys screaming in the house: "RUN RUN!" Mark taking a picture of a scarecrow: "spOOky"

[@rekhakawale5753]

Very original comment

[@losingidiot1297]

@@rekhakawale5753 very original reply

[@All_Mighty672]

Replies with very original comeback

[@Vugen18]

and thats not what i want... i want him to run

[@Alizudo]

You do realize they weren't actually dying, right? They were just fucking with Wade. Mark was aware of this.

[@madi2974]

Bob: "Do you eat @ss?" Mark almost immediately: *"He askes the good questions"*

[@SaraH-ly1br]

Yup 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@madi2974]

I completely forgot I commented this🤣

[@j444ssi]

lol i saw this right when he said it

[@tmotthemanoftribute4089]

That was my favorite part 😂

[@rhitomkanjilal9391]

*asks

[@thecobaltcobra8422]

Sanity IS a mechanic because the lower sanity you have, the more likely it is that you will be attacked. The person with the lowest sanity is the primary target of the ghost

[@tweenytwinkies]

Then why aren’t i getting constantly attacked by ghosts huh?

[@thecobaltcobra8422]

@@tweenytwinkies I’m always asking myself the same thing

[@halocarmine3490]

@@tweenytwinkies That's a good question

[@tweenytwinkies]

@@halocarmine3490 Im beyond help, even ghosts don’t want me 😔🙏💔

[@randomisaac5959]

@@tweenytwinkies Sanity doesn't mean they'll target the lowest. Sanity affects the frequencies of ghost events and hunts, it does this by considering the average amount of sanity amongst the team.

[@kittenkommentries5796]

Bob, Wade, and Sean: *Trying to find and almost get killed by a ghost* MarK: *taking pictures of random things like a photographer* "This is nice, and spooky"

[@thomasway0320]

“I’m gonna post this on social media.”

[@admistyt]

Mark is like a dad photography is one of his hobbies

[@Alizudo]

You do realize they weren't actually dying, right? They were just fucking with Wade. Mark was aware of this.

[@albertpacella1846]

That was probably my favorite part of the video

[@duelcentral8260]

Mark: there's no ghost in ur room, ghost aren't real go to sleep. Honest mark: yeah, it definitely in the baby's room

[@jennifertobias1569]

Peyton T xd yes true So Mark, I've been wanting to make a game for you. It will be in Scratch. My profile is VeryKindFishbowl, and I just started working on it. I'll notify you when I'm done. I'm excited to work on it!

[@keatonplayz_3634]

Bob: “I didn’t ring the phone” Mark: “djejehrugiifjfhehheudud”

[@TrippaMazing87]

KeatonPlayz _ lol

[@Wolfie2467890]

I love the idea of ghost hunters acting like this, shouting the ghosts names. Shouting at eachother to take pictures, sneaking up behind each other. Asking the best questions, it would simply be the best show. The only ghost hunter show I'd watch

[@Anna-pm3fq]

The closest we’ve got is buzzfeed unsolved.

[@epicgamer9453]

Bob: "Do you think ghosts are affraid of sticks?" Mark: *Y e a h* also Bob: "Give me encouragement!" Mark: *"You will have the best funeral!"*

[@imamerican9603]

One of the best lines in the episode

[@alcejaylos.4257]

Mark: *"We're here to help!"* Ghost: "...Cold... here..." Mark: _takes off immediately, never to be seen again_

[@jrcspiderman2003]

poor ghost just wanted him to fix the heater so they wouldn't have to freeze their ass off even during summer do you know how cold it is in that asylum at all times of night 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

[@princessrainbow6760]

for some reason i took the time to realize that what Mark whistled was not “If I Only Had A Brain”, “If I Only Had A Heart”, nor “If I Only Had The Nerve” but rather *all three* at once. Each line has a different set of syllables, so he’s singing “I could while away the hours, when you’re born to be a sissy, and yet I’m torn apart” which is a line from each version, Brain, Nerve, and Heart. funny how he really needs the courage and has a big brain moment.

[@verdezapo]

Time stamp ?

[@johndasalty111]

MuRk!? mUaRk!? MaUrK, wHeRe ArE yOu!?

[@seph6462]

time stamp for anyone wondering is 24:33

[@jesuschristbutafab9923]

Big brain time

[@lozzier4406]

@@jesuschristbutafab9923 It’s Jesus Christ o-o

[@connerorear6810]

23:10 Ngl this little exchange in dialogue sounds like it would be in a video game, like you’re walking around and the side characters just have random conversations to make meta commentary while you’re making your way to an objective. The echo made it sound quite authentic and real, and that’s another reason I LOVE this game.

[@kfctrotsky3675]

"Stop saying i'm dead! give me encouragement!" Mark: You'll have the greatest funeral....

[@sharynkerr8378]

How do people get so many likes by repeating funny things in videos?

[@KiallVunMyeret]

@@sharynkerr8378 Because it's relatable

[@daisydaisy5549]

@@KiallVunMyeret True true

[@benanderson9971]

Everyone in the house: “AHHH RUN” mark outside: “ooh spooky”

[@gametests]

Watch the 9 mistake which Ubisoft made in Ac Valhalla on my channel. I bet u won't regret or call me a*s hole.

[@yoi1693]

E

[@sharynkerr8378]

Should we keep it at 666 likes?

[@pinkfxwn1667]

“Say the name to piss it off” *everyone screams ghosts name* Ghost: *pissed* Everyone: *surprised pikachu face*

[@sunsetspectre1868]

Lol

[@nyxlyra]

Yup🤣

[@Kale6196]

Why is everyone bringing back this dead meme? Not that I'm complaining.

[@overoreo6689]

0o0

[@itzybitzyspyder]

Text memes are the best!

[@kaitlinmaynard7031]

The fact that Mark did not die at 10:39 is a genuine miracle.

[@howlouttonight]

Bob: Stop telling everyone I'm dead! Mark: Sometimes I can still hear his voice

[@mixwidman5458]

Hearing Mark whisper “If I Only Had A Brain” in an asylum is perfectly creepy. *whistle

[@dawnwayfinder]

I'd like to think Mark chose that song specifically to describe how great their teamwork is.

[@cinna7960]

timestamp?

[@Alpha-Maia]

So THAT was what he was whistling

[@mixwidman5458]

CinnamonPanda 23:24.

[@cinna7960]

@@mixwidman5458 thanks also that is creepy as HECK

[@shadowxrogue]

I love how Mark was whistling “If I Only Had A Brain” XD

[@terrafletcher1930]

He just did that as I scrolled down to this comment XD

[@Ardorstorm]

@meow Mark already has enough damn veiws

[@TheTheninjagummybear]

@meow, Kid, he doesn't need bot metrics...

[@FlameKB]

I bet @meow made the bot lol

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@FlameKB lmao imagine 😂🤣😂

[@gen_edits]

The audio system in this game is so awesome. Like its just like real life. When they guys were laughing in the hallway, I literally could make out that they were far

[@samthepancake69]

Wade: "You're not supposed to say the name and ask questions" Seán, a minute later: "GEORGE MARTINEZ ARE YOU THERE"

[@jrcspiderman2003]

ikr 😂🤣😂

[@HyeBinniee]

HI HAN

[@jrcspiderman2003]

@@HyeBinniee ?

[@ladyhibiscus5020]

Mark: _whistles_ Me: "A _Hunt_ With Markiplier"

[@beam6098]

1000 comments? you mad man

[@ladyhibiscus5020]

@@beam6098 ...? mad woman* and what 1000 comments

[@beam6098]

you've commented on his channel more than 1000 times

[@ladyhibiscus5020]

@@beam6098 ah

[@harokoujishou7888]

tbh this comment seems a little underappreciated, “A Hunt With Markiplier” sounds cool. but change it for “Darkiplier” instead

[@JustinY.]

In before Phasmophobia gets as big as Fall Guys or Among Us

[@Santaceic]

I'm here before this comment explodes.

[@Koldera]

Hi Justin

[@Kindaire]

Inb4 this comment gets as big as Fall Guys or Among Us

[@fourtrifiveo4350]

same

[@annshockley4701]

ayyy

[@kylemcgarry5380]

We all know this is where Lixian really shines in his spooky editing he does a super great job

[@alexsmith3217]

Agreeable

[@shayloreEXE]

The intro gave me goose bumps!! That was absolutely amazing!

[@thatwarlockbro]

The crucifix works as such: It has a range of 3m (5m for banshees) and it can stop up to 2 hunts per cross. This is really good as a hunt is how you die. Note they only work to PREVENT future hunts from happening. If a hunt is already in progress, it wont save you. You can tell a hunt is happening via your flickering torches, and the sound of impending death. They can be thrown on the ground and still have their effect happen. You can bring up to 2 or 3 crosses to a mission. When fighting demons, however, they only anger them further. This may be a bug or a feature, as crucifixes arent too clear on each ghost. Note this may not be the case, but it happened for me every time I found a Demon.

[@sontalks]

BTW this is a past stream but nice tip

[@fokus3d730]

So the cross stops the ghost from chasing you for a limited time twice in a certain range.

[@scootyswooty]

Demons are completely different entities either it be real life or games. They are honestly so aggressive. And I believe in them. I had 3 experiences, all in my bedroom. And I refuse to sleep in my room anymore.

[@maryeschulze2137]

Can someone explain how to witness an event tho? I still don’t get what I’m supposed to do

[@thatwarlockbro]

@@maryeschulze2137 basically you witness it doing something it normally does. I.e., poltergeist throwing objects.

[@tiyaastleford444]

Bob: "Do you think the ghosts are afraid of sticks?" Mark: ......."Yeeeeah..."

[@aegis2468]

Bob: "Give me encouragement!" Mark: "You will have the best funeral..."

[@tiyaastleford444]

@@aegis2468 yaaas 😂

[@light_fos]

guys this is not where you put the subtitles

[@Thrythlind]

Ghost Events are when the ghost makes itself visible without actually hunting. Hunts don't count as ghost events.....for some reason.

[@nandabun]

Cause it's not a haunt event, it's a hunt event. Heheh.

[@halocarmine3490]

@@nandabun Leave

[@-birdprince-5227]

I think seeing someone get killed also counts. Or maybe that's just correlation without connection

[@jasonophee6153]

@@-birdprince-5227 well technically a correlation is a connection

[@Tiger_shortsyt]

If you ever play this again, hide in a closet whenever your lights blink, that’s called a hunt

[@the1steveL]

Solid advice

[@gwyneth8306]

only if you can reach it, of course...

[@presentlycrescent]

New paranormal occupation: spooky aesthetic photographer. They don't actually care about the ghosts, they just want the ghostly vibe to make the photos spookier. "See this scarecrow? Pretty spooky, right? Now, what if I told you that it is on property that is haunted by a *ghost* ? See that? Now that's extra spooky."

[@reaganscarpelli4582]

Mark: I have the journal is says Die Die Die Die Die Everyone: Oh shoot Mark: So does that mean he doesn't like us

[@Hei-BK201]

@Ķèvîň Břéêmãńś 22 Imagine tryna get attention

[@reaganscarpelli4582]

@@Hei-BK201 Lmao

[@blockstacker5614]

@@reaganscarpelli4582 looks like some kind of spam bot

[@reaganscarpelli4582]

@@blockstacker5614 Lmao, wow

[@Domiyu]

"You gotta either say the name or ask a question" Sean: "George Martinez are you here"

[@tbnzt]

Wade: shoves EMF in Ghost EMF: Best I can do here is 3

[@Fromundahcheese]

Bob: *dead af* Wade: *walking over his body with the demon attached to him* lazily saying, "EMF 4". 🤣🤣🤣

[@michelvanderlinden8363]

everyone: "wheres mark?" Mark: *asks, begs for help for 30 seconds* *slowly crawls towards the exit, fearing for dear life* Everyone: *still standing around not caring* "Oh hi mark" Man, when your friends are colder than the ghosts

[@jinxx4655]

Feel him there irl

[@ThatD1spynser]

Freezing temp! Freezing temps!

[@Anonymous-73]

I like to think at the point the ghost is just like “Y’know what? You get to live, fuck those guys”

[@Dr_Weirdoo]

Everyone: OH GOD SHE IS HERE, RUN!! Mark: spooky

[@legendarylokoz3280]

We are a small KZbinr group and would appreciate if you could check us out!!!

[@anonymous-rl8ln]

Spoopy

[@tryingmybest1384]

the only acceptable way to read "spooky" is as bobby from a goofy movie (somebody understand this lol)

[@gametests]

Watch the 9 mistake which Ubisoft made in Ac Valhalla on my channel. I bet u won't regret or call me a*s hole.

[@Superchicken_36]

Legendary Lokoz stop self promoting you slime

[@sillygee23]

Everyone: *dying* Mark: *casually takes photo* "Ooh, spooky."

[@drpepper7460]

Mark:”GIVE US A SIGN” Ghost: growls Mark:” Oh no”

[@abbybordenkircher6348]

It actually appeared and he didn't see it 😂

[@TheJacktheripper555]

That shit made me laugh hard

[@knox1392]

was it a coincidence?

[@LittleSunnySky]

Title: They Left Me to Die... Mark: talking about leaving Bob to die the beginning of the video... Me: sounds about right

[@LeewardWind]

Little kae, I gotta say, I love your pfp, it’s very cute

[@anotherpersonfromnorfolk1587]

Jack: "IM DEA-" "OH GOOOOOOODDDD" Mark: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH Wade: "NOOO-" Bob: "Well I'm gonna die now" "Oh god, I'm dead byeeeee"

[@angspang]

time stamp?

[@thickskulls]

Is that everything everyone's said when they died.

[@josephikrakowskiwithflextape]

@@thickskulls yea

[@Zlilbro22]

Anna Spangler For bobs: 18:23

[@robotic_paws]

Wade: *scared* Also Wade: *pushes ghost out of the way to get EMF reading*

[@VioVanHelsing]

Mark: **Investigating ghosts and the supernatural** Also Mark: "HMM, a single serve donut box???"

[@EmpressMononoke]

Legit read this just when I got to that part of the video

[@Bubbly_Dragon]

Truly the scariest part of this video

[@trogdorstrngbd]

A culture of disposability begets a disposable culture.

[@rexreojadela4846]

.

[@rexreojadela4846]

.

[@odin_starborn7573]

hahaha everyone screaming about the ghost in the background mark: "that's spooky"

[@ladysplicerdragon3989]

@Asher Lake I reported too. I hope it will help

[@michigan_supercars6569]

Bob: "Give me encouragement!" Mark: "You will have the best funeral." LOL

[@stantheman4390]

(Insert funeral music here)

[@timmyg8888]

(Insert coffin dance remix here)

[@EtamirTheDemiDeer]

Missed opportunity to say, “I encourage you not to die”

[@elisemitchell853]

@@edgylord6049 spoopy

[@harrisonmauldin5090]

23:35 "MAAARK" "maaaaark" "maaark where are youuuuu" kills me every time XD