they PATCHED Gordon Freeman from TF2 😢😭

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[@user-hx1cf4dh8b]

Literally "Herobrine was removed from the game"

[@Rafelandroid2]

- Removed Herobrine

[@watcha27]

fr

[@apotatoman4862]

now we gotta have this in every update like localization

[@ThatNoobKing]

Removed The Observer

[@RedPoisonDragon]

​@@ThatNoobKing Removed the interloper

[@anorakblazier]

Dancing Freeman is absolutely cursed.

[@chpsilva]

Agreed. But now I want to see Gordon do the conga line.

[@NLoooo]

@@chpsilva omg i need to see that right tf now I might die from how cursed it will b tho

[@26dollar]

just wait until he's in fortnite

[@hambor12]

@@26dollarparty hips freeman

[@HellecticMojo]

World's most silent yee haw

[@joedou7glas200]

" " -Gordon Freeman

[@realdragon]

Words to live by

[@voidentityUTX]

Gordon freeman made a 4chan greentext: > > > > > >

[@thesupermin570]

when Gordon said " . ! ?! ! ! ?" i felt that

[@NLoooo]

"Our latest installment in the ongoing adventures of Gordon Freeman"

[@kayagorzan]

Great quote

[@THMCTerracraft2]

I like that they label some bug fixes with insane ramblings (like when sniper tried to eat his gun) without elaborating. You just wonder what the hell were these people doing.

Probably to stick a bit with the game's humour. Remember "Fixed a bug where players who get sent to Hell would not have visible bumper cars"?

[@puskajussi37]

@ Probably. Though the style of the game does make it so that one line bug descriptions can sound silly even when written in theory straight faced. Note like "Fixed a bug where players who get sent to X would not have visible Y" could be from just about any game, TF2 just happens to have hell and bumper cars in it.

[@KimFareseed]

Sniper eating his gun, was because the player swaped from heavy at a precise moment for sandwich eating.

[@Sgt_Ham]

Interestingly enough, like how this bug tried calling for a non-existent Gordon Freeman, the “Sniper eating his gun” bug was because of the game calling for removed animations for a scrapped weapon (The High Noon).

[@georgesconyers9769]

Behind each weirdly specific patch note where you wondered "Why did that even happen?" is a bigger question: "How did someone figure that out?" There's a story behind each one, and the developers want to convey at least a little bit of their hunting story. These kinds of patch notes are like turning the bug into a wall mounted trophy.

[@_demonhunter]

"Ah! Gordon Freeman." -Tf2 propably

[@borntopwnyou]

"In the flesh. Or, in the patch notes"

[@Boltscrap]

"Weren't you supposed to be in Nucleus half an hour ago? "

[@whosasking8839]

Not anymore

[@vivelespatat2670]

The 10th class.

[@SupaThePotato]

that gordan freeman is a bloody spy!

[@realdragon]

If they just put Gordon Freeman on every map so code doesn't freak out it would be very VALVE solution

[@SpaceWaterfall1]

-Gordon Freeman was released on every map and now roams each freely

[@Freddisred]

The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world.

[@infamoushacker4chan883]

​@Freddisred So wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and _smell the Sandvich._

[@whynotanyting]

I wouldn't blame them, I'd do the same.

[@nikenit]

Very Bethesda solution*

[@literallynull]

It amazes me how much legacy code from Half-Life there is still in TF2

[@literallynull]

I mean, even the Half-Life 1 and Gold Source. "If it aint broke, dont fix it!"

[@dekadenze]

probably the reason why TF2 has source spaghetti inside it

[@ukyoize]

Or quake 1

[@arghpee]

you'll probably find some quake code in the source 2 engine to be honest.

[@DrCranberry]

Source is literally just modified GoldSrc which is just modified WorldCraft... Source 2 is built from the ground up. A fun fact is, it's called "Source" because the entire code within Valve is "Open Source", meaning if you changed something, EVERY other game would change. Which is why it was an unspoken rule to NEVER touch Source, no matter how god awful it runs or is, because changing an RGB value in Half-Life 2, could break L4D1 for some reason. Source 2 is effectively, what if we take Source, and remove 20+ years of code, and THEN recode it better.

[@mofik26]

"This patch stops TF2 from having Gordon Freeman Separation Anxiety" lmaooo

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

How do I apply this patch to myself?

[@Iotatheprotogen]

Homestuck PFP spotted

[@Spartan_Tanner]

GFSA

[@dutch_asocialite]

I've said it before I'll say it again, it's amazing how much mileage people are getting out of Gordon's Alyx model even though it was never intended to be seen directly or in good lightning.

[@loveroffunnyy]

Yeah he's Gordon Freeman

[@Roebloz]

Considering that the only alternative is his HL1 model, it makes sense.

[@anonanon883]

well, gordon is a gemerald

[@SirYodaJedi]

@@Roeblozno, there's also the HL2: Survivor model

[@DaRealBruner]

@@Roebloz HL2 survivor Gordon also exists.

[@nak_0519]

Gordon Freeman: The 10th Class

[@KimFareseed]

I though he was class 0.

[@SlavaArduino123]

What about Saxton Hale according to news articles?

[@biodtox]

He was there all along

[@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw]

​@@SlavaArduino123 fake and gay

[@SlavaArduino123]

@@CharaGonzalez-lt7yw Real

[@smthngbd]

Fun fact: RED, BLU, Atlas and P-Body, Allies and Axis, Terrorists and Counter-Terrorists, all work on the same system as Rebels and Combine in HL2DM

[@fantastikboom1094]

Not sure about Portal 2 robots though.

[@carissamace]

@@fantastikboom1094 They're part of the same team, there's just no opposing team. Theoretically you could spawn in another pair of robots on the enemy team.

[@8Kazuja8]

@@carissamace What would Portal PVP even look like?

[@mfaizsyahmi]

Team Fortress is literally the first free dlc Valve released in the form of HL TFC. I bet the core foundation of teamplay multiplayer was built for it, and got adapted for every other game afterwards that needed teams.

[@fantastikboom1094]

@@mfaizsyahmi But teamplay was already present in Half-Life. Not only that, it existed in Quake 1 too.

[@joltz..2042]

"Wait a minute, That's not Gordon Freeman! That's the bloody Demoman!!!"

[@TARDISES]

is this demo mesa?

[@buttertheonetruemesser4657]

"dies"

[@37o37s]

THAT GORDON FREEMAN IS A BLOODY~ SENTRY~ OHOHAHEHAAAH

[@joltz..2042]

@@37o37s *fucking explodes"

[@rexosaurus3610]

The right man in the wrong game can make all the difference in the world

[@stupidratt]

quite literally

[@CheeseChurger]

So wake up, mr freeman... wake up and... smell the crashes...

[@The_whales]

@@CheeseChurger”I didn’t see you here”

[@oktayyildirim2911]

This completely nonfunctional code causing a crash makes me wonder how much more junk is running in TF2's background that does absolutely nothing but hog processor time.

[@Hazanko83]

Probably comparable, if not less of a performance hit, vs other commercial engines where everything is generalized/abstracted as much as possible in order to provide functionality that works for all types of games. Not to get too technical, but a bunch of ''if'' statements that ALWAYS fail will be practically negligible performance-wise due to cpu branch prediction. Certainly can introduce unexpected bugs though.

[@davymachinegun5130]

Isn't there code left over all the way from Quake 1? (but it does something rendering related irc)

[@Hazanko83]

@@davymachinegun5130 I mean, almost certainly? There's likely to be a lot of ''utility functions'' and other code that is independent of the actual design/structure of the engine, that works perfectly fine and there would be no reason to change or remove it. Something like the auto-aim functionality for example, would boil down to nothing more than ''standard'' math where you have a starting and ending position and you calculate the angles/direction; maybe the function takes in an explicit ''Gordon object'', maybe it's a general ''character object'', or it could literally just be the start/end positions(which it would ultimately grab from the character object). VERY likely that it would be structured function(GORDON) -> calls function(end_pos, start_pos). The final function would probably be used in many places within the codebase, for things like projectile trajectories, character movement, physics in general, etc. While there is a lot of validity to complain about ''20'' year old code, it's also kind of an ignorant complaint if you're getting granular.

[@Term8r]

​@@davymachinegun5130the source engine was iterated off the quake engine. Q1 engine > goldsrc > source > source 2

[@warmongerous]

​​@@davymachinegun5130I can tell you that there's commands that are in TF2 today that are leftovers from quake. I'm pretty sure the NPC node system, which is also in TF2, which also does nothing in TF2, is an updated version of the one used in quake 1

[@joseaca1010]

"Ah Gordon Freeman in the flesh, or rather in the HUD element..."

[@GeZz.]

Poor Gordon , GMan has put him to stasis. And now Gabe vanished him from an alternate universe.

[@Dwayne_LaFontant]

I can’t believe they removed Gorden from tf2. He single handily carried game by simply existing.

[@nixel1324]

Yeah, this is Madcap all over again.

[@random_number_sequence]

freeman has fallen, millions must quit

[@pati_sus]

Gordon Freeman reaction: ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ

[@GamerzPro1231]

It translated his response on mobile

[@suspecm6316]

why the fuck can I translate this to english when it's already english

[@sillypinkmoth]

@@GamerzPro1231 on pc too

[@pati_sus]

@@suspecm6316 magic

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

@@suspecm6316 youtube screwed up something in thier spaghetti code and now every user is getting awful translations, regardless of what device theyre using (joke)

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

This whole saga really has me really wanting to play as Gordon in TF2 now, like something reminiscent of Saxton

[@bruh_ayothepizzahere]

You mean fortress connected and lambda fortress? That is still a thing

[@NigelMelanisticSmith]

@@bruh_ayothepizzahere TIL. I've Googled twice at this point but if you put "Gordon Freeman in TF2" you get basically no results.

[@NeonBeeCat]

You liked vs Saxton Hale, get ready for Hunt Down The Freeman!!!

[@ii0000]

@NeonBeeCat you fucked up my face!

[@Boltscrap]

Vscript version of MVM where everyone is Gordon with a shotgun, and all the bots are Headcrab zombies.

[@justarandomalt255]

Gordon freeman separation anxiety is something i never thought id hear but here i am

[@IncomingPun]

Gordon doesn't need to hear all of this, he's a highly trained professional!

[@FLYNN_TAGGART]

32-bit TF2: "Ah yes, Gordon Freeman, just as I remembered you." 64-bit TF2: "My God, you have changed at least one iota!"

[@justabaron2686]

We all trying to find Gordon Freeman, even Valve itself tries. But that one janitor...

[@AJarOfYams]

I love seeing things like this. It's like the coconut.png, but reverse and real

[@totallynothyper964]

At least the cutout of a cow is equally as funny as the coconut, and it's real

[@Turgineer]

So, the tenth class had actually been Gordon all this time.

[@doguezter7047]

Morgan Freeman is Tf2's Herobrine and he will "..." In every update

[@projectkepleren]

Morgan Freeman?

[@foodaah]

you probably mean "gordon" my friend

[@totallynothyper964]

Morgan will be the new HL2 character

[@ordonineonline]

Scientist: "Quit screwing with the team fortress"

[@chpsilva]

*Vortigaunt* This is the Freeman *Soldier* NOO... *Vortigaunt* The Combine reckoning has come *Soldier* DEAR GOD...

[@absolutezerochill2700]

0:03 I love how its worded like it now actually CHECKS if the player is Gordon Freeman

[@j.n7442]

They patched Gordon Freeman? How will 2fort run now? Oh wait, we still have the turtling engies, we're still good boys

[@nonsense-me]

I love it when freeman said “ ” then he build a dispenser

[@Rift_cz_sk]

I blame the combine for this

[@Bozothcow]

Gordon doing the engineer dance is unbelievably cursed.

[@hat6414]

1:09 In this context it sounds like if Gordon Freeman was here once and was gone for years but now present day he came back but is somewhere the public eye can’t see him in

[@jaespect6726]

Tf2 is like an archeology site. The more the game gets updated the more ancient spaghetti code lying dormant awakens to crash the game

[@BananaGatorProds]

'Gordon Freeman separation anxiety' is not a sentence I was prepared to hear

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

I think by the time the upgrade was done, the code started to severely miss Gordon.

[@melgalsue8792]

"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference" -Gman

[@purplehaze2358]

The fact that a geiger counter is considered a part of your hud in Half-Life is the most "Source" thing I've ever heard.

[@HanzOrHans]

"Do you know who ate all the Donuts?"

[@toaster9922]

“Gordon Freeman Separation Anxiety” Is what half life fans have experienced for the past decade or so.

[@Bloom_HD]

That Gordon is a bloody- MEDIC!! *Laugh taunt*

[@ORION_XI]

This clearly means half-life 3 is coming soon guys! Any day now we’ll get half life 3! I know it’s coming, I can feel it in my bones! It’s gonna happen soon! I know it!

[@meganooobie]

yeah sure grandpa, now lets get you to bed.

[@ORION_XI]

@@meganooobie You’ll never take me alive!

[@screret4794]

Can you believe it, guys? half-life 3! Just a week away. half-life 3 is in a week! Woohoo! I am so happy about this information. half-life 3, just a week away. Oh, wow. Can you believe it? half-life 3! Just in a week! It got here so fast. half-life 3, just a week away!

[@dmxand3r]

boneless

[@thisaccounthasbeensuspended]

any second now...

[@Scorvy]

1:09 Aren't we all?

[@joshuaperkins4985]

Go away, Gionah Gioathan I don’t remember your name too well for some reason Shari by the way there are you can

[@totallynothyper964]

​@@joshuaperkins4985Did you mean Giorno Giovanna? Also what 💀

[@pavlo6415]

Maybe gordon freeman were friends we made along the way

[@ethanlittlejohn2536]

Nooo, Cordon Bleu....

[@the_not_real_bigboss]

_"I couldn't believe until I saw it with my own eyes, Doctor Gordon Freeman himself!"_

[@Woodland_Adventures]

Only in a game as old as tf2 would there be junk code from a previous game that does ABSOLUTLY nothing, and yet can crash the game.

[@jonsku6662]

"Valve where's HL3?" "That's covered by LITERALLY EVERY FPS GAME WE'VE MADE SINCE THEN!"

[@NicoTheCinderace]

*_FREEMAN, YOU FOOL!_*

[@Spartan_Tanner]

I love the anime plot twist in the end that it just doesn't do anything.

[@patchymoon]

0:50 dipping my pyro in radioactive materials

[@haikei888]

Good to know that Valve gives thr Source monster sacrifices of player objects rather than removing some useless lines of code

[@Travistouchdown34]

Can't wait for Creepypastas of people seeing Gordon freeman in Tf2

[@nikkari5780]

It was yet andother day with no updates, I was playing 2fort on EU servers at night. The server was almost empty. All of a sudden I hear familiar audio. Everyone else disconnects and the only one left on the enemy team is just called Mr. Freeman. I think nothing of it, and continue playing. But once I find the enemy, they are playing as the tenth class. Gordon Freeman. I shoot at him, but he just stands there and takes it. Eventually I get kicked from the server with the quote "the right man in the wrong place can make all the difference."

[@doctormedic2682]

Pyro is Gordon Freeman

[@joshuaperkins4985]

I must now hunt down the Freeman for your sin😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

[@fabiosonhandogrande1697]

Pyro's true gender revealed: Gordon Freeman

[@AverageMichaelJordans]

read that video title in a "crying & distressed homer" voice

[@puzzlepuddles6712]

speaking of legacy code, a quake leftover i remember that tf2 has is the ability to move around with your mouse by holding alt. i have no idea why, but it sometimes happens after you alt+tab, and knowing it comes all the way from quake is crazy

[@thewolfofthestars1847]

I use this to do the funny pooped pants walk sometimes lmao

[@spaghetto181]

tf2 still has the quick look from quake??????????? ... heh

[@rastas_4221]

The family of Half-Life games is so confusing. It starts all the way back from quake. And how they connected quake before it was permitted. (TF origins are the best known example of source. Bit more existed.)

[@Tjthemedic]

TF2 has been silently checking for Gordon all these years

[@AdmitThatYoureInsane]

Imagine if they added Gordon Freeman as the 10th class Meet the Scientist

[@cheesepop7175]

Meet the Highly Trained Professional

[@wolfcl0ck]

Gordon... Freeman? Heh, Mister Shounic... You wouldn't NEED all that to imprison... Gordon Freeman.

[@gaymare6236]

We're going back in time to the original source code to get Gordon off the menu. That's right, we're going back in time to the original source code to get Gordon OFF THE MENU

[@NiiRubra]

That's okay, TF2, we are _all_ looking for Gordon Freeman.

[@chillingchill6823]

looking for his games, to be specific

[@deonultran]

Its just a reference to "HL Vr but the ai is self aware" when gordon dreams about being in tf2

[@realskii]

This has "Removed Herobrine" kind of energy

[@dribanlycan]

i LOVE seeing the tf2 characters in non-tf2 maps, their so big

[@ihavenoideadanny]

Conspiracy: GMan is just Gray Mann but shortened

[@alfredlaalpacadeageofempir9215]

When Gray died in the comics he was isekai'd to Half Life Verse.

[@literatemax]

I was waiting for this one! Well done breakdown as always :)

[@RolandTheJabberwocky]

Honestly, one of the funniest non-Sims patch note I've seen.

[@_LiLG_]

Looks like computers like gordon just as much as we do

[@burpnation]

I was WAITING for you to make this video 😂😂

[@robuxyyyyyyyyyy4708]

Spaghetti moment

[@submachinegun5737]

Gordon doesn’t need to hear all this, he’s a highly trained professional

[@I_am_a_skeleton898]

'TF2 is an elaborate hl2 mod' 64bit update: HELLO

[@unfunniestman]

this bug was fixed from the 64bit version

[@LordRemiem]

I'll be honest, I had to double check the upload date because I thought the video was like... 6 years old when I saw "tf2 patched"

[@Rotem_S]

1:08 "it's trying to find Gordon Freeman" So you're saying that it's trying to Hunt Down the Freeman?

[@LonelySpaceDetective]

doing it so well that it crashes, no less

[@dwfc775]

He's coming back with a vengeance. He demands Valve makes HL3.

[@jamesfunnymorrison8305]

the so-called ongoing adventures in question:

[@mantwo33]

"The wrong man in the right game can crash the it" -Grey Mann probably

[@Haru-spicy]

Look Gordon! Autoaim! We can use this to- HELP ME GORDON

[@OutPut64]

Gordon doenst need to hear all this, he is a high trained professional

[@tubenewsintern6446]

Sometimes I wonder if we'll ever run out of insane source spaghetti to make these videos but we truly never will

[@another-derpycrafter]

new game mode idea VGF Versus Gordon Freeman you have an entire team of normal tf2 players vs a single player playing as gordon freeman, he has the full roster, gets all ammo types from ammo crates, and there are alot of areas he can get to that the normal mercs cannot its like hidden but worse

[@dank.]

fire

[@enjusaion-ji7626]

so gordon freeman was the 10th class all along

[@adirblazkowics7717]

The gordon model over engineer cracked me up way more than it should have

[@toothbrush8824]

This must be those unforeseen consequences that blue guy was talking about

[@thegreentortoise9440]

Finally bro I’ve been waiting for something about the 64 bit update

[@StickMaster500]

TF2 secretly installed Half-Life 3 that it broke the entire game

[@underidoderidoderiododerid2001]

Lmao at the dancing Freeman.

[@Is_Just_Aaron]

Well, that explains the spaghetti code

[@garfrockbreadtroll]

i have so many questions -perfect cell dbza

[@Tortillasoup-se7sh]

The wrong man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world

[@ethosaur]

Wait a second... thats not gordon freeman!

[@sgas]

Makes sense that you made Gordon have the engineer animations

[@TheBitsGuy2002]

TF2 players when they see Gordon Freeman on the Enemy Team (He has the Gravity Gun): 😰😰😰😰😰

[@BeniaminG_]

Grzegorz Wolno-człowiek to szef

[@Seoul_Goodman]

Without knowing any context, this whole video sounds like a weird dream.

[@TwilightRO1]

"And stops tf2 from having Gordon Freeman separation anxiety". Well bloody return Gordon as the 10th class. We all always knew he was the secret 10th class.

[@danius_huganius]

we did not foresee this consequence

[@Gman18]

RISE and shine Mr.HEAVY

[@UncleJeff0000]

Even tf2 wants Gordon in a new game