They Put Microtransactions In A Mario Game

[@stevebuscemi8224]

this somehow has put me off from gambling forever. thank you for your service mr. skooch last name youtube.

[@Skooch]

You’re welcome stevebuscemi last name 8224

[@TheAltOfZ]

W skooch

[@Localbathtubshitter]

stevebuscemi8224 last name • x time ago (find x)

[@Foxy_From_Space]

😂

[@Scaphenaph]

gamblecore

[@jacobdeftereos4347]

90% of Mario gamers quit right before they're about to unlock the super secret ultra rare lootbox, keep gambling

[@Babytoad2006Extra]

Fun Fact:The "Bootleg" Mario Skin Is Actually Just The Mario Used To Save On Memory When Mario Is Far Enough From The Camera

[@prisca7766]

Fun fact skooch, their is a classic sonic game that literally has the same premise, every thing you do cost rings, and you even have to wait for the demo to get coins

[@darksideskyy]

i want to see skooch play that, but have a blood pressure monitor on screen

[@JimmTheRaccoon]

What the name of this game tho?

[@Dat_DekuBoi]

@@JimmTheRaccoon My guess would be Sonic 1, since that’s what a lot of Classic Sonic romhacks use. The name of the hack however, I don’t know

[@ultrakirbyfan100]

Sonic MT

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

Sonic 1 EA version sounds like a pain in the *ss.

[@potatodadave]

"It's surprise mechanics" "It's for lazy people that don't want to grind" "The game is fun" The game:

[@squiddler7731]

The game "was" fun

[@UntNaruto1324]

Maybe the sub disappearing in DDD was because you purchased the upstairs dlc first so the game thought you beat Bowser 2?

[@WhatAboutDustbunny]

Sub still exists on that star after you beat it I'm pretty sure

[@CybeastID]

@@WhatAboutDustbunny Speaking from experience, no it does not.

[@solgaleo3533]

@@CybeastIDaren’t you supposed to use the moving poles once it’s gone?

[@supermaro2349]

@@WhatAboutDustbunny No after you clear the first star the sub disappears permanently from the stage. So when he entered the level the game assumed that he already collected that star despite him not collecting it and therefore removed the sub

[@kyledabearsfan]

"Mario if made by EA" was the first joke that popped in my head and then you started off with it 😂 too good

[@bubbaboogsvr]

I'm pretty sure that's the name of the rom hack

[@kyledabearsfan]

@@bubbaboogsvr oh really? 😂😂😂 Too good. Ty for the clarification, I watched the video half asleep and fading

[@NIGHTMAREX505]

Damn! You beat me to it! Haha

[@Yarott75]

Doug Bowser used to be Head of Marketing at EA, so...

[@thelivingglitch1371]

This is probably the hardest video I’ve had to watch. Sure, the mod is satirical, but it still hits too close to home with the aggressive microtransactions (1 coin per jump, DLC Z button, invis wall fix) and how rampant corporate greed is in the industry. That’s how mobile games got ruined, and I think this due to all the text on the screen that simulates pop-up ads. THANK GOD Nintendo isn’t actually like this.

[@jellybrain7320]

mario run:

[@meyadin5844]

​@@jellybrain7320 i thought mario run was a rare exemption cause it was just a demo at first and then a one time fee, it just ended up being so unsuccessful that nintendo went back to free but full of microtransactions for their apps

[@jellybrain7320]

@@meyadin5844 oh yeah dont forget mario kart: gacha simulator edition and that one kirby game where you had to buy the currency or grind for it in the most excrutiating way possible

[@rainlion10]

@@jellybrain7320 Super Mario Run features zero microtransactions, since it's just a demo and you can buy the full game

[@thegreatcanadianlumberjack5307]

Nintendo isn't actually like this....... have you forgotten about the Amiibos and the fact they do release paid DLC for there games.

[@supersayainasriel6745]

The fact he ignored the secret slide blue coins is so cursed

[@AngelDelight69]

"Thick plumbers ready to lay pipe" "This ad is personalised to you" is crazy ☠️☠️

[@devonm042690]

Bowser's sub wasn't in course 9 because you bought Upstairs DLC. In the vanilla game, the sub is there until you beat Bowser 2. You actually looked at the hole Bowser uses to leave in his sub after you beat BitFS. Before then it's covered by a hatch with Bowser's face on it.

[@Verdane_Wru]

This is like grinding in those modern roblox games my nephew plays Goes like: Kill 100 glorbolions Get 100 golrbos (0.0001% drop rate) Get to level 4000000000000

[@NeonBobert]

im glorbing 😩

[@TheGudeGamer]

This is just like glorbino's quest. This is the glorbino's quest of life.

[@Glacier2030]

The mod you have isn't the full experience. You need to get the 'All-star edition' of the mod to get the final level and boss! And on top of that, you need to get the 'Ultimate Edition' which allows you to get the True ending, more features, and updated Loot Boxes. And you need all of the mods to unlock a new additional mode, which allows you to play the game all over again, and have you complete over 500 different challenges! You don't get anything out of it, but hey it's an all-new way to play a mario game! Experience, IS the reward!

[@6PieCakes]

Dude the doors having a paywall is insane that’s just too far 😭😭😭😭

[@Seven71987]

It's just an EA parody making fun of their money decisions.

[@utatanepiko7087]

"And my camera died! AAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Sorry you need to pay 30 coins for your camera too, did you not know that?

[@kendrel2099]

Bless you and the sanity loss that happened during this experience. F loot boxes 😂

[@omegaminoseer4539]

That moment with the Flight Cap is etched into my brain. That took me back to old, edge-Skooch. I'm surprised how much I missed his vulgarity and liberal use of language as a spice.

[@SilvercattoOsom]

The tried-and-true Pay to Win Mario experience. (P.S. It pains me to see this guy forget about the blue coin switch in the secret slide. That would've saved SO MUCH time for him.)

[@SoftestPuffss]

Isn't there a blue coin switch in the secret slide for an extra 30 points per visit? Did literally not a single person in stream know about that and tell you?

[@Stario1Up]

I've also been wondering the same thing and oh no I can't believe no one mentioned.the easy extra 30 coins you can get there that would've added up FAST

[@fabrizeantonio4425]

I find it funny how this feels like a more effective anti-microtransaction infographic than every single thinkpiece I've seen criticizing Genshin Impact

[@lifforthen8691]

Found this 3 minutes after waking up at midnight God bless

[@Firesword610]

This was uploaded 5 hours ago, how did you find it 2 hours and 57 minutes before the release

[@StarkMaximum]

I fear not the man who has beaten a thousand Mario levels. I fear the man who has beaten one Mario level a thousand times (the slide one, specifically).

[@sqrsaga7470]

EA Mario Simulator

[@YourWorstNightmareyes]

Because that's the name of the actual rom hack

[@krassenfrost737]

God i just woke up and had a little heart attack when i read the tittle

[@edsknife]

Oh, crisis averted. 😂

[@solgaleo3533]

I thought it was a video on Run or some spinoff like Mario Kart Tour or the now-dead Dr. Mario World Mario Run still gets updates apparently

[@parapa1963]

Moral of the story: Don't do gambling... Unless you're luigi

[@YourWorstNightmareyes]

Sm64ds reference be like:

[@british35]

Luigi’s is a game of chance, the most fair game in existence

[@BeeBoi24]

Whats the bet he wouldnt have been able to go up the stairs anyway because it requires 70 stars lol

[@hyperon_ion9423]

That’s what I’m thinking is the actual problem. The mod could have just messed up the star requirement message.

[@BeeBoi24]

@hyperon_ion9423 always thought you could get through the door and the message would pop up while inside looking at the stairs

[@Mariorox1956]

Typically you can go through that door even if you don't have the 70 stars, but that just leads to the infinite stairs. My guess is the mod dev probably fixed it to prevent BLJing right into the final Bowser fight. (though it would be hilarious if you needed 90 or something ridiculous)

[@praimi13]

Oh silly The final boss dlc isn't done yet!

[@serinide]

WOO HOO!!!!!

[@Skooch]

YIPPIE!

[@stacie8134]

WAA HAA

[@khalidamr5242]

That'll be 5 coins

[@HelljumperE7ZJ]

Thank you Skooch, this video helped me not destroy my Nintendo Switch playing Champion's Road from Super Mario 3D World. Now back to playing Champion's Road from Super Mario 3D World

[@BaconNuke]

Knowing you lose everything when you restart... that means it wants you to play non-stop without taking breaks... that.. actually fits with the microtransactions angle Also Skooch froze the game.. I worry for the people that were just casually playing this hack on stream, then saved and quit to come back later... and then found out they pretty much made 0 progress except maybe stars?

[@hoofyrider]

I feel bad for laughing at your pain, but the part where you try to fly and get the star and then you just have a stream of profanity leave your mouth had me laughing so damn hard. I know your pain as a fellow gamer brother. Also nice touch making all the censor sounds into one-up sounds after you reached a certain number, I enjoy little details like that! :) as always good video.

[@UTRGregBush]

Watching this live was insane lol.

[@cuddlequeen3225]

Seen this hack before and it is hilarious. Love KAZE

[@lozangekitten-gamer7626]

This is the reason I'd rather pay for a COMPLETE experience that I can eternally access rather than pay to play/win

[@Sethiepooh4]

Skooch genuinely loosing his shit at the submarine part 😂😂😂

[@Zel-Veraan]

My brother in Christ. Don't tell me you did the castle secret slide without ground pounding the blue coin switch in the corner behind Mario. . .

[@rexw2]

This almost felt like a SmallAnt video, absolutely glorious hahahah

[@therealglosetik]

For a second I thought this was Mario Kart Tour lol

[@davidepicchiotti9989]

Or Mario Run

[@DuskusCB]

@@davidepicchiotti9989Run isn’t greedy like that at all. It’s just an up-front $10 to unlock the full game.

[@Stario1Up]

I, too, am gonna be one of the the people to point out there was a blue coin button on the slide level that coulsve cut... A decent chunk of time. And I am astounded no one knew about it.

[@Trashrat1237]

you are unironically one of the best youtubers i have seen, even if it is just microtransactions. (i had to pay 150 to unlock comments, plus 1 coin per letter)

[@Tails_and_Luigi101]

give coin me poor

[@hunterchichester5720]

I n!PAY 1000 COINS TO UNLOCK THIS COMENT!

[@alexcat6685]

14:10-14:16 Trully the gambler experince summirized.

[@hrothgardevaitos8330]

You might think this ends anti-climactically, but I think it ended perfectly, because this went exactly like all 'live service" products: laden with microtransactions, grindy to the point of insanity, and so buggy that you literally cannot complete the game even after buying all the DLC to 'fix' the game. It's a perfect recreation of everything we hate about modern gaming.

[@GrimmBones]

Seeing the pic of Skooch and his gf at around 9:47 makes me think of all those movies where Adam Sandler, of all people, pulls hot girls out of nowhere.

[@furretmeme]

OMG, RHYTHM HEAVEN SOUNDTRACK ON THE BACKGROUND??? HOW RARE IS THIS???

[@Joeyisagonnawin]

About as rare as a hole in one.

[@furretmeme]

@@Joeyisagonnawin i got the reference lol (i love hole in one)

[@yummynubs3646]

Mario is my favorite Genshin Imact style game

[@AvidYTuser]

Can we adress the elephant in the room, mario kart tour?

[@CheesyLizzy]

0:04 That's called Mario Kart Tour Luckily they took out the gacha part so that's why I started playing it again. There's still microtransactions though

[@PsychoticDreams0]

You got that far man, you did all that and got to the end of the game. The sense of pride and accomplishment you must have felt

[@thecupofno]

it was probably the upstairs dlc

[@Flinteheart]

SKOOCH TIME

[@alexcat6685]

19:13-19:35 Trully one of the most TriPLe a experinces of all time and also Bad mobile games(Parasite days, Whale Trail and Necromerger are actually good ones sadly they're the exceptions)

[@Cheshire_Cat137]

I think the star door thing was moreso unlocking every star door in the game without you needing the stars for it. Basically a level skip you pay for.

[@kydanmccabe6959]

Counter point for the dupes, ether you keep them as spare items, or they make the one you already have better.

[@OhNoBohNo]

Things you didn't realize ALSO cost money in this mod: - The game not crashing - The game working - Your camera - Your insanity

[@DeMonOfRainingDay]

So you can opt out of getting insane by just not buying insanity item? Sweet.

[@clydecraft5642]

I love how this illustrates the difference in modern game design

[@SuperCultist]

My cat chew my net cable this morning, so no wifi in the house, but I must. Watch. New Skooch video. Even if all my mobile net gets drained from it!!

[@WolfLadyLouise]

SKOOCH BUDDY, 3am UPLOAD AGAIN, you're craaaaaazy skdjskd.

[@UniversalAero]

The getting gacha that you already have, a game called "South Park Phone Destroyer" does that. If your card is already max level it still keeps giving you that. Just an example. Tons of MMO does that too.

[@BuntaHi]

19:00 was peak fun, good vid brother

[@nicolausaguillon3659]

I was thinking while watching this, there is a an alternate universe out there where splatoon was full of microtransactions and it sounds like hell.

[@walkerpierce5446]

I really wish the vods of these were on KZbin.

[@marcusmarable7081]

Soon book authors will charge $1.99 a page get the ending free if you purchase atleast a 100 pages.

[@KAMI-xc3mk]

That crash was so painful 😂😂

[@pyktkmrge]

We need THE FULL EXPERIENCE. Modders, here's my proposition, assuming you don't get capped by the nintendo ninjas. Take this concept, and expand it. Build a simulation around the game where you work to earn money to gamble it away in a microtransaction laden mario 64 game. Include bills and food costs and if you cant afford food/rent/your bills something bad happens.

[@Delcat42]

If it helps, your earrings are super snazzy

[@xraenon1664]

Tbh I thought this was the goofy auto-runner mobile game but this is still not as bad as that Also… Isn’t there a blue coin switch in the starting area of the secret slide?

[@MrCozyTV]

Isnt there a blue coin activator on the right at princess peaches slide or am i tripping?

[@unculturedsage]

Skooch we don’t deserve the pain you go through to entertain us😭

[@prokillisback3]

19:49 New dlc discovered: Camera dlc

[@randommixedletters]

This is an accurate representation of every phone game/gatcha game currently on the market, with the only difference being you can't pat 100$ to get 1000 + 400 coins! The hours long grind of monotonous garbage just to get enough premium currency to even progress, not to have fun just to progress, is just every single one of these games. and reloading your old file just to lose everything is just every new update for said games effectively.

[@MishyPlayGames]

I honestly felt bad for Skooch he deserved that ending and cake

[@Mr._Pretzel_Roll]

Super Mario 64 if it was a Mobile Game

[@alexcat6685]

20:06 now realising that if that didn't cost money the game would actually be a really amazing experince or reasource management, But it costing money is exactly what Pridefully greedy companies wish they could do, despite it being shown here how bad of design it is due to the game not supporting the it being limited part they would do it if they could. The point of it is as critism via showing you how horrible it is, though I do agree there should be a counterpoint in how to actually do this concept with enterainment more in mind than that.

[@Clasonnk684]

Bro the Mario is so goofy ngl

[@edsknife]

Which one? 🤨

[@Clasonnk684]

@@edsknife The one you start with

[@devastatheseeker9967]

The key is in the loot boxes

[@koalatamer5634]

The movie Joker, move over. This is the real movie of a man losing his sanity.

[@andrewmetzenroth5631]

Oh man, I hope this really opens game developers eyes about how their games are received! (It won't, It's just gonna get worse)

[@Tust3]

Mario with micro transactions? Isnt that just super mario run?

[@FishMan12349]

this man forgot the blue coin switch in the slide level that couldve saved him so much time

[@gazzagog]

That is like rom hack called "Sonic 1 published by EA"

[@UndeadCollector]

The joke about Lootboxes is, that they work in trick you thinking, you get something cheaper/faster, even if you know it don't. Spending 100 coins to get something 100% or spending 10 coins to get the same something with maybe 1-10% Getting maybe lucky is the thing that hook you in this kind of thinking. Random Stuff that may surprises you and makes you happy. It's btw the same why ppl do Shiny hunting in Pokemon. The waste of time is huge, but getting the Shiny, pure happiness fills your brain until you relise, the next Shiny will may take longer. Im a Shiny hunter btw, that why i know this feeling way to good. Luckily im totally not into lootboxes at all, maybe because it costs real money and im not a fan of gambling with it.

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

13:15 ...he lootboxed himself into a game crash...

[@UnescritornovatoUEN]

Lmao "IT DOES, HE DID, HE DOESNT"

[@Lanoman123]

Shoutouts to Simpleflips

[@staff4houstonemploymentage778]

the reason sonic is faster than peppino is because sonic travels at the speed of light but peppino travels at a speed of mach 1 to 4

[@muthesquirrel]

The future of gaming right here. Or in some cases...the present.

[@Decriminilize]

my buddy rebar told me ur channel was goated, he is correct !!

[@krayozmines]

okay, im no longer downloading free to play games with microtransactions

[@hotdogwithmustar]

i just found your channel and the content is fucking hilarious. keep it up mate 👍

[@Goremize]

I wonder if the final door key was from a loot box Where you have a chance to get a star and reset the game, or a chance to get access to the final door

[@ahritheninetailedfoxnaotos8246]

For a second there I thought you were going to be talking about Mario Kart Tour 😂

[@celestialsylveon6453]

Maybe you can hyperspeed through the Bowser door? Just like how backwards long jump clips with speed and momentum?

[@Kristyybug]

oh Skooch... you didnt just freeze the game... you crashed it. LOL the game confused itself because you were in the castle and when you get a star it has to send you to the castle but you are in the castle LOL i love paradoxes :))

[@smf53]

Clickbait! I thought this would be a documentary about a Mario game including actual microtransactions. Still good.

[@SavageHunter_77]

I’m just sad now. Thank you for another great video.

[@freddydeath3301]

Bro, didn't knew you but im just surprised of the Rythm Heaven music. Its one of my favorite saga

[@HowIin]

God, what is the song that starts playing at 1:50 this is gonna drive me nuts. I can't remember it!!!

[@scatlinksean]

Imagine paying real money for the game to crash and delete your saves and your past transactions with real money. I'd want a refund or I'll sue.

[@Naev0w0]

This is too real. Corporate greed is going to ruin this industry.

[@Official_ViperYT]

Fun fact: a game like this already exists. Mario run, made by Nintendo themselves

[@midknightcrisis8612]

I was expecting a video about the mobile Mario game :^)

[@jacklansdale77]

Y'know I figured they would force you to make decisions around a finite amount of coins, 1 to 1 coins y'know. That's only a little more than 100 on average. Gives leeway without making it a grindfest