They're All Stream Snipers! Asmongold RAGES in FFXIV (Chocobo Racing)

Final Fantasy 14 CHOCOBO RACING! Asmongold is breeding the ultimate Chocobo but every time he tries to race he's stream sniped to oblivion, making it impossible to actually get first place in one of the most competitive Golden Saucer FFXIV Mini Games...
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[@johnxy416]

FF14 doesn't have PVP. Real FF14 PVP right here

[@jordanallen3078]

You're not being honest on both counts. Lair.

[@Gunplabro]

Real PVP is triple Triad, let's be honest.

[@Mogel1978]

I’m hooked on triple triad tbh. I played wow in beta. And FF 1.0 I stuck with wow until wod , I quit mmo’ing but found asmon shortly after. When he and rich were playing triple triad memories came back and TT is half the reason I play FF now lol

[@drsgme69]

Weeb

[@letheas6175]

@@Gunplabro It's like.. an addiction inside an addiction, it's crazy (crazy good)

[@NowhereGames518]

"Ok, fine last one." Narrator: That was not, in fact, his last one.

[@rieyuki]

And then Morgan Freeman earned another freckle.

[@g2gmedia745]

- Count Dripula, Heavensbald

A "love is war" reference :3?

[@Sumthin_Unbearable]

Uso de aru

[@sagen06]

This was the funniest part about the stream. Asmongold: Alright time for MSQ Chat: ONE MOREE ASMONGOLD: One more? Alright one more There was 5 more lol

[@seankkg]

The sheer number of times he said last game only to do that.

[@maestromgx]

Asmon : No more 3 hours intro, only MSQ strraight up * Checking 4 hours into the stream * Asmon : I'm gonna send him to KFC

[@owlietheowl8776]

"This right here is my best map" 😂

[@TheJdumoulin]

That's prolly most of us playing ffxiv to be honest. "oh time to do story quests" proceeds to get distracted by everything else.

[@seankkg]

Asmon: I'll finish TEA before Endwalker. Me: He'll finish TEA before Endwalker. The Gold Saucer:

[@bloodyDeagle77]

"I'm about to end this man's wallet"

[@nale5126]

One more

[@jakeheape8349]

Lmao I haven't started that question I'm scared ill be stuck in there for months becuse I don't wana leave Ana won't lvl lmao

[@blushingralseiuwu2222]

Nah dude, its one ultimate before Endwalker. Most likely he will unlock the raid in one month before Endwalker by the rate he is going. But, UCoB is arguably the most jankiest ultimate and arguably harder than TEA lmao. I don't know whether he can do it in one month or less if he is being more slower on MSQ.

[@TheArrivalCyberse]

@@blushingralseiuwu2222 He also said he wanted to complete all Ultimates before endwalker

[@musicilike69]

I remember him saying before his FF experience started that it was all about the toughest baddest raids and the best gear in the game for him..this is hilarious ...and It's rare to see laughter bubbling out of him :)

[@Arigator2]

The same guy who was collecting mounts and doing transmogs on WoW? Yeah nobody believed that.

[@tats_sacs]

I think zepla issued that challenge so asmon won’t be sidetracked or play other games and focus on ff xiv. It’s actually genius to keep his stream focus on FF. Only problem is….. he found gold saucer……

[@lunarbutterfly7]

I wish she hadn’t. Just let him play

[@Sanguiris]

@@lunarbutterfly7 same

[@jamesw8698]

@@Sanguiris but just the same, it gets really good in the last 2 expansions, i think he'll love the last 2 villains, well... maybe last 2 full ascians

[@zestyfg]

Here come the 10000 free subs! EZ PZ

[@jamesw8698]

@@jackjohnson8305 there anything wrong with puns or having a sense of humor? Or you just being toxic to be toxic? Or do you have a valid reason to dislike her other than puns? (This is coming from someone who refuses to watch someone's (mtq i think?) ffxiv guides because they open up with puns instead of just getting straight to the fight, like mrhappy does)

[@weedgoku69]

and people said the pvp in this game is bad

[@taylemgames2652]

Ostrich is nothing to mess with though. Their kicks can disembowel a lion ...

[@jewii3824]

can u train them tho

[@Ren_1106]

One kick, basically death from humans perspective.

[@Hero4fun77]

If you are crawling low to the ground like a lion then you will die D:

[@CRWiebe]

@@Hero4fun77 I will ignorantly and confidently defend that an ostrich could kick you in the stomach no problem.

[@Kiba69420]

There was a bird, in fact alive during human evolution, that was like a chocobo. The lovingly named... Terror Bird. Though, the reality is that humans never migrated to where they lived before they died out... so we as a species never got to see a real terror bird.

[@hhectorlector]

however much Asmon pays his editors - he needs to pay them MORE. love your guys' work.

[@edkrassenstein5534]

Im pretty sure he pays them nothing. I remember him saying before that it was some teenager who started the clip channel, he thought they did a good job, so he lets them run it and they keep the ad revenue. He said he likes the arrangement because it brings viewers to his twitch channel where he makes his money, but he doesn't have to do anything.

[@janyeen93]

@@edkrassenstein5534 I mean it's a great deal if you ask me. When you're running private channel on a streamer content, then there's limitation on what you can and cannot do. Also, the risk of getting copyrighted. The ads payment from the youtube could be a decent income considering the views this channel has been getting ever since the FF stream

[@fumeking701]

Paying less is like saying the quality they make is bad, pay more then you question their integrity, pay the exact amount means you respect their work. -ff14 reference

[@mattalcazar3413]

People kept getting mad in chat because he was doing this instead of MSQ. Let him do what he wants and what he enjoys.

[@jordanallen3078]

Pipe down bruv

[@mattalcazar3413]

@@jordanallen3078 Guess you were one of those people lol

[@kazafs]

Viewers dropped when the chat kept telling him do more racing.

[@mattalcazar3413]

@@kazafs Even if that's the case he's pretty clear that he doesn't care much about that and will play how he wants

[@astrophilosophe]

@@kazafs As if Asmongold of all people gives a fuck, thank god he doesn't, people like you give more of a fuck than the person who runs the stream lol!

[@BlueEternities]

8:30 till the end of the race is pure gold.

[@lunarya2855]

For those of you who don't know, he played 4-5 hours full of gold saucer content (mainly chocobo racing/breeding) on his second channel. Watched the in-depth guide too. He kept losing but kept playing. If you think he's faking liking it, then you're wrong.

[@budakbaongsiah]

Yeah, some of these guys are coping hard. Asmon likes FF14, end of discussion.

[@XDeadSnowX]

what is his second channel

[@soksocks]

I didn't at all imagine Asmon getting addicted to Gold Saucer within FF14. But he proved me wrong on this one thing

[@stormdragon2529]

these races are more fun then most of WOW's content

[@S1lvermoon]

Asmongold chocoracing cycle: One more Actual last one This is my best map These are all the same people Bachass water?! get tilted F you It’s rigged they stream sniping me One more Repeat

[@cabbagedestroyer1693]

3:40 My old choco is "Black Runner" and holy shit, I didn't know that I raced against Asmon at one point til just now.

[@holve11]

Glad to see Chocobo racing making a bit of a comeback. I had my first ever full player party race the other day and I was stoked.

[@madraccoon5934]

He needs endurance, stamina, and speed. Balance it so when you use your stamina the whole race you run out at 0 right at the line. It's easy to do if you pay attention to the % of the race left in relation to the % of stamina left. Also, get every item, use a controller, and maneuver around the other players, that would make it much easier for him. Cunning should be your lowest stat, endurance and stamina should be your highest.

[@zannibalable]

i don't use a controller and i win most of the time

[@GH3killer]

correct me if im wrong but there is no blocking in this. You can run THROUGH people in this so I don't understand why asmon tries to go AROUND players

[@madraccoon5934]

@@GH3killer Yes, there is blocking, you do have to go around, your chocobo will get stuck behind another one that is slower that your chocobo.

[@PsyFurion]

The only thing he needs to do is stop turning every meter since the Chocobo auto paths the course lol he loses speed every time he clicks left and right like he is playing a racing game.

[@JurraMeBoi]

I swear asmon is out here finding all sorts of content I've never seen/done

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

These chocobo races have UNIRONICALLY become my favorite parts of his recent streams.

[@zwolfie4298]

22:16, You can tell he hasn't watch the first fast and Furious in awhile. You never had him. You never had your Chocobo.

[@ElijahLotusShield]

14:04 "This is my last game" Me: look at video, its halfway done......you liar.

[@lunarya2855]

6:15 ONE MORE

[@rokelcole8114]

Love watching you, the content and your personality is fun to watch. Moving from WOW was your power play of the year. Keep it up!

[@xstreampunk7662]

Honestly this is an official clipping channel and Asmon is not managing this, better tell this at Zackrawr, it's his personal chanel

[@missperfectluxury7630]

XStreamPunk both are his channels.

[@xstreampunk7662]

@@missperfectluxury7630 no, asmon does not own this channel, I forgot why but the asmongold clip chanels came together and made this one, asmon just recognize this. If this is his official channel then why is he posting his reviews and thoughts on zackrawr instead?

[@missperfectluxury7630]

XStreamPunk because he can? And alot of people usually make more then a KZbin channel, u can literally go on his stream and go “About me” and there u would see a KZbin link to this channel

[@xstreampunk7662]

@@missperfectluxury7630 and? Don't you know what "acknowledging this as official clip channel" means?

[@Fatal1tyProTV]

Asmongold meets chokabald

[@2Shiba]

10:58 literal EARTHQUAKE

[@nidgarm]

16:22 I screamed along with him as if I was the one playing, that was so close!

[@Winland88]

Lords of Verminion when? :D Chocobo Racing, LoV and TT are side stuff you really can sink some serious time.

[@lethargicwizard]

Queue sudden resurgence of interest in Lords of Verminion because Asmon starts playing it on stream

[@tinyjester27]

One of the best titles is here in Chocobo racing :-) *The First Across* I rocked that title so long. Level your chocs up with future breeding and complete all the challenges. You'll get a cool red bird gear set for your Choc. I love chocobo racing! Best of the saucer games. Trust me.....It gets very competitive in later ranks bro. Like chess even. You have to be super calculating on what to do and where in the race. It can make you rage sometimes lol especially if they get choco meteor back to back and wrecks the everyone ugh..... If you can???? Go to the market board and buy better buffs for your bird. Unles you know some crafters that can make you the top teir food. You'll get a better increase on stats. Idk if that guy is stream sniping though? He might have the same rank bird as you and you'll face him until he ranks up. Maybe wait a minute or two after the race ends before queing back up. Bro. This is the real savage part of the game. Not the raids. Choco racing haha!!!! It's addictive man.....and rage ridden. It's 10x the pain during the MGP bonus yearly event. SOOOO many players do this between gates to farm MGP. I feel your pain. 100% OH! Friendly tip. Dont ride behind them. They will intentionality slow down to save stamina and wasting yours because you're telling your bird to speed up. So do all you can to stay on their flanks. You got this man! Trial and error makes a better jockey!

[@guidedsoul7914]

2 things I've gain after watching his race 1) serotonin 2) trauma

[@bangthehankers1985]

If I learnt anything growing up with games, it’s that nothing gets the blood pressure up more than racing games.

[@TLiebCNV]

Glad asmon is having fun! I didn’t even know there was chocobo races!! lol

[@missmantis8502]

I thought i wouldnt get hooked on those minigames. Now i m addicted to Triple Triad and gotta collect every Card there is!

[@Sevenifity]

Never in my life i saw someone so mad at Chocobo race LOL

[@arya8165]

KEKW he doesn't realize the sword on his back is slowing him down

[@peterd1759]

It seems to me that he's working on getting that Sabotender Emperador mount.

[@bloodyDeagle77]

3 hour intros < 3 hour chocobo racing

[@mimicry8927]

im waiting for the hour long review video of just chocobo racing

[@GranMaj]

It's not time that would make Zeplas's bet come true, but the Gold Saucer itself.

[@yoshiiscool2002]

Lol and they said that FFXIV doesn’t have a PVP scene

[@LetralXIV]

Chocobo racing has brought back his WoW persona.

[@persecom]

Will you be posting asmon doing the drk job quests and msq? Been a minute since there was a msq upload

[@Nico_Sama]

chocobo races and jumping puzzles are be best ones by far

[@namehere3026]

LMAO, extreme chocobo race raid. This is the last place where you would expect to see someone overreacting lol

[@SwashBuccaneer]

"Let me get in there, let me get in there" - some WoW dev at a holiday party probably

[@jusan1617]

This man is doing every facet FF14 has to offer and I'm all for it. If he gets the chance to buy a house, I wonder if he'll get into designing its interiors.

[@fmni1]

Who needs WoW PVP if you have FFXIV Chocobo racing PVP.

[@fervelozart3284]

WoW pvp is a joke hahaha

[@trapdkiwi0123]

Asmon being lathered the whole time triggers me haha

[@Zamblinger]

10:56 legendary

[@janedoe885]

You know it never occurred to me to wonder what kind of Mariocart player Asmon must be but I feel like this has answered that question lmao.

[@ZirusAlpha]

is so amusing to me that i played ff for over 4+ years and not once have i ever even attempted to do chocobo racing, didnt even remember it was a thing

[@Denruter]

Once he figures out the drift boost he will dominate

[@yuyutaizezetai7079]

The "pedigree" determines your chocobos potential. So basically raises the stat caps, but still need to train them. Happy racing!

[@rieyuki]

That victory music when you place 6th-8th place sounds so hilariously sad.

[@mubeensgh]

Lol at this rate he won't even finish MSQ by Endwalker, let alone all 3 ultimates. Bet he would have a buffed out chocobo though.

[@lunarya2855]

he said that he will finish an ultimate before EDW btw, not three ultimates. Still possible I think 👀

[@wzx6x6z6w]

So this is the true FF14 PVP experience people are talking about.

[@pearhams2]

ADDICTION "I can stop any time I want." "I just don't want to."

[@level3mage924]

If you would close your eyes and only listen "One more? Alright one more, just one more then im done" This is probably no different from trainswrecks stream gambling until he got broke

[@maestromgx]

Asmon addicted to gambling Chat addicted seeing Asmon tilted to shadowlands lmao

[@edattacks]

Yea, that's true.

[@Solus_Fenryr]

i like watching him enjoy all parts of the game. msq, raids, and the golden saucer...im glad im not the only one. some people go as far as to say that its not good stream content but people clearly enjoy watching him do chocobo races.

[@japooter6192]

I know that the people here clearly queued because Asmongold was queueing but like, how much can one really stream snipe in a slightly RNG stat based racing minigame

[@darius8652]

people are saving their debuff to put on Asmongold.

[@narius_jaden215]

They're coordinating their assault, cooooome oooooooooooooooooooooooooon

[@jordanallen3078]

Sniper apologia is toxxxxiiic!!

[@tats_sacs]

Easy, imagine mario cart and every time you get a shell and you only throw it to one player. They basically coordinated to throw all debuffs to asmon and blocking his way. They actually do this in real car races where they hire one driver to specifically block other drivers to let the other driver win. I’m just amaze he kept himself in the race with all that.

[@sijrichters]

That's the problem with chocobo racing. nobody does it. When a big fish like Asmon does it, people join it and they're queued up together constantly. Coz they're the only ones there.

[@miamha]

Accusations of sniping would be more believable if it wasn't during make it rain, and the df roulette didn't pair you up with similarly ranked chocobos

[@smokeboy604]

Lmaooo that ostrich clip killed me!

[@rubize]

i love that chocobo named bloody valentine! one of my favorite bands

[@LiMaking]

his fowl mouth to this happy music is amazing.

[@budakbaongsiah]

...fowl. Heh.

[@LiMaking]

@@budakbaongsiah heu heu

[@Benhutchison1978]

They have ostrich racing, with jockeys and everything over in the Middle East somewhere. I saw that years back and ever since it’s been on my bucket list. My wife even called a local ostrich farm to ask if they did riding, but no.

[@Fragasile]

Bold Gold is ready to take that gold medal

[@hamsterpaj111]

It's been great seeing asmon enjoying himself in ff. Even though it doesn't look like it all the time

[@veil1792]

*lol I love how he progressively gets worse and more mad each race!* *Welcome to the most addictive drug in FFXIV Zack!*

[@dosmatrix4470]

Mate ran an Ostrich farm in Western Australia those animals are no joke they can tear you up.

[@cbpgmc]

“Look at how fast it goes “💨 🐢 😂

[@lilaredden]

So… does he know that top speed is reduced while the Chico i is lathered?

[@TyX25]

It not speed its stamina that's go bye bye fast when thr choco is lathered, he needs more endurance to at least slow it down

[@LordPlagus777]

@@TyX25 MENTOR COMMENT SECTION

[@kingmickeyc7761]

I could go for a "from the bottom to the top" chocobo race series starring Bold Gold the 4th's rise to stardom 😂

[@Tenkuu-san]

You have to manage Stamina with chocobo racing: your chocobo can't always be lathered or they'll get exhausted early on in the race. Of course, if you decide to actually get into breeding and feeding your chocobo stat enhancing foods, you can get their Stamina up and/or breed a chocobo with a better hereditary stat that will boost their Stamina.

[@LaughterOfSilence]

Not really, you just need speed and stamina ratio with the right skills and you can run em lathered the entire map. The exception being the gridania map where you need a little management

[@Tenkuu-san]

@@LaughterOfSilence Note that my comment was left with his pedigree 1 chocobo in mind. He has not yet touched breeding. Only after taking that into consideration did I follow it up with my note about breeding for certain traits and feeding your chocobo certain foods. So in short, no, you can't run your very first racing chocobo ragged on any map.

[@freezerness]

He allowed use stream and commute to work, better than talk fm radio.

[@KeatonKing]

ONE 👏 MORE 👏 RACE 👏

[@TheNameCannotBeFound]

24:28 this part nearly BROKE me. I couldn't hold in the laughter, holy fucking shit!

[@chloekaftan]

imma be honest, the chocobo races is the only thing i don't play in the golden saucer (besides some of the mini-game booths), not because i dont know how to play it. but because im just too lazy to do it (lol)

[@HidingFromJessica]

25:01 I hear harvest dawn playing hmmm

[@wickedwitness1007]

*Before Final Fantasy X* :D Chocobos are sooo cute! I love them!!! *After Final Fantasy X* >_> Man I wish this game was free roam and rated Mature so I can murder this FKing Bird...

[@beefyplaysgames3873]

Bold “I ain’t got no legs” Gold

[@Khornecussion]

A'ight I need to know if Brash is available as a second word for Chocobo naming. I need to name a race Chocobo " Bold Brash "

[@leonlsan5093]

ASMONGOLD: One more? Alright one more. This reminds me of that one scene from Spongebob Squarepants the movie, the first one, where he keeps ordering superhut weenie junior special.

[@Zadamanim]

i have more fun watching him mald over chocobo races than i do playing them

[@reececolbourne1626]

The race 7 minutes in where he thought he had won had me in tears, he went from second to last place and tried to fuck them all over hahah. His face expressions are classic

[@treebush]

Haha I love that asmongold is obsessed with the gold saucer

[@vintagetimmy1893]

I died when he went from 1st to 4th in the matter of seconds lmaooooooo!

[@Lordoftheapes79]

Chocobo racing is some how wildly frustrating and fun simultaneously.

[@Venerable_Banana]

One more race.

[@oxbowtwo]

why does none of the players take the racing line? They seem to loose a ton of time taking wide corners.

[@Iceddddragon]

Unless your chocobo has high cunning, then doing too much turning you don't need to slows you down a substantial amount.

[@ValSphereon]

the first race alread fucking got me

[@TheNEPTY]

It’s a part of being a streamer… if they ban anyone, they fail.

[@Vaestryn]

My dude, this is exactly why I play FFXIV. I live in the Gold Saucer lol I've had this exact moment

[@mustrastas1864]

that race shows that not so many people in ffX14

[@rozzujr7282]

Luv to see asmond enjoy chocobo racing, he even breed the chocobo doodeee! This guy really take things to another level! Hopefully endwalker we get more gold saucer new game, and also dont forget new content endwalker island santuary 😁

[@dacbiet]

10:59 LMFAO

[@freezerness]

Once get to r-rank 255, unless been changed,. It MMO in it self, get 5500 mgd

[@RoXx1811]

If my nightmares had a soundtrack it would be this song on repeat.

[@hiatusinc]

this is highly amusing i've been doing chocobo breeding daily for a week and in my server 90% of the time I race against only NPCs XD

[@budakbaongsiah]

24:49 While this might be right, there's also a possibility that Chocobo was inspired by the horseclaws from the animated film/manga Nausicaä of the Valley of Wind.

[@manoftheworldx]

Bald guy malding! 10:57

[@isaacxi3514]

I hope they update chocobo racing. Make it more fun.