They're Doing WHAT With The Dogs?! - Elder Scrolls Detective

[@yuckybummcswag7446]

“You come into MY HOUSE And disrespect MY GRILLED LEEKS”

[@skimpadimp6373]

You get the Chinese treatment

[@smuledude5054]

F@#$ yo LEEKS LIZARD!!!

[@Chrysaetos11]

THIS IS FALDAR'S TOOTH

[@tristencox5914]

You come into MY HOUSE Disrespect MY DOG

[@Purriah]

Fun fact you can’t cook your own grilled leeks in Skyrim

[@zilean4324]

"To be housed, fed and watered" Gotta water the wolves

[@wynterfoxx2517]

Zilean432 And the Dark Elves.

[@26adex]

and stoned

[@internetduck1520]

o shit my wolf dried up

[@wubking5605]

right when i read the comment zilean432 he just said that

[@thatsillegal3745]

In order for your wolves to thrive in the chilly winter season, you must water them adequately. If you manage to keep your wolves properly hydrated, you are sure to have a very bountiful wolf harvest come spring

[@ConnorRunda]

Reminder that the Potion of the Warrior fortifies one-handed ... and a stamina potion .... in the bathroom. To quote Oblivion, "You figure out the rest."

[@yaboi2547]

Lellerz weeb

[@semiruu]

I expected there to be a potion of "the true shot" tbh

[@fireblast133]

SEMIRU seen that elsewhere, don’t remember where though.

[@skimpadimp6373]

Lusty argonian maid too

[@smuledude5054]

wise man once said oooooh mmmyyyyyy "side note if you read it in his voice .... respect"

[@FudgeMuppet]

It's a dog eat dog world m8

[@FudgeMuppet]

Sheait edgyy

[@comradecallum6745]

Did you hear about the fight in the fish shop? The chef battered the fish

[@fantasyconnect]

Guards have thighs bruh, THICC

[@liamhill6487]

FudgeMuppet WHERE IS FALLOUT 4 BUILDS WHERRRRRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ArgentDeer]

FudgeMuppet That ain't cool, dog... xD I'm sorry... >.< xD

[@mountandblade77]

let's be honest. we all know the devs had a field day with that toilette room pffft. they were probably laughing for days

[@Thanathos1991]

There are quite a few of these "Toilet-Buckets" in Hideouts all over Skyrim. ;)

[@Gguyrules]

When i first discovered the pit fighting ring, i was really intrigued, but something tells me that the bandits didn't even know they were eating dog, seems like the cook just harvested the dead corpses and passed them off as venison.

[@c.o7993]

I've only had venison once But surely you'd be able to tell the difference between it and dog meat?

[@Evarakeus]

@@c.o7993 I imagine that depends on what dog tastes like

[@samainord]

@C B seems kinda good

[@sephikong8323]

​@@c.o7993 Remember that Venison doesn't refer to simply one type of meat but a whole range of games, so it's be really easy to pass it off as some type of meat people are unfamiliar with

[@udozocklein6023]

@@sephikong8323 while that does sound logical, isn't game basically just deer and deer-like animals? it's not like a bear is considered game just because it's a wild animal.

[@juliandezeeuw4404]

Finally someone looks at those screams in the Rift, they've been creeping me out for years.

[@Krejii05]

Screams?

[@lunavarion]

I need to pay more attention to the stories told through the environment in Bethesda games. I all too often just rush in, kill enemies, loot, then leave. Perhaps it would be better to explore slowly and more consciously as I go. At least I paid attention enough while exploring this place recently to get the gist of what was happening. Still missed a lot, though.

[@Camelworks]

If there is one thing Bethesda Games Studios does better than anyone else, it's environmental storytelling :)

[@lunavarion]

Camelworks There was at least one channel dedicated to the environment-based stories told in the Fallout series. The creator seems to have quit some months ago, though.

[@torpid2906]

Lunavarion What was it called?

[@jeremyvanhorn2645]

@@Camelworks makes up for the bugs...erm *coughs* “features”

[@phalamy9180]

Huh. Good. I was worried this would turn to beastiality

[@TheDarkblue57]

Bloode Eye *Laughs in Hircine*

[@jmell458]

Do you happen to know what the fine in Cyrodiil is for necrophillia? Just asking...

[@orion2724]

Bloode Eye SAME, I was like " I thought skyrim couldn't get any worse, oh look an elder scrolls detective vid-SHIT"

[@maverickcrow6252]

glad and sad i'm not the only one who assumed that XD

[@ArgentDeer]

Bloode Eye OMG SAME! And here I thought I was the only one.

[@AshbeeGaming]

A Fudgemuppet and Camel upload...life is good

[@FudgeMuppet]

Enjoy!

[@fartsparkle]

I would watch that foursome

[@AshbeeGaming]

FudgeMuppet thankyou! :)

[@smokingunstudios6474]

Ashbee Gaming but not ESO

[@randyortonsbulge]

FudgeMuppet haha I didn't know it was a colab. I thought it was just camel works

[@Saber501]

Huh. I was thinking this about the dogs in Markarth being fed spiced human meat. Excellent video though.

[@unslaadkrosis9435]

「Saber」 Human meat is fine but spice?? Animal cruelty

[@monroerobbins7551]

Human meat is fine, but these doggos haven’t done anything! /s

[@Marvinuser]

ever heard the phrase spoken: come taste our.. delicious.... long-pork xD

[@Marvinuser]

there are cannibals in skyrim after all ;)

[@rogehmarbi]

I beg your excuse?

[@GCJACK83]

I would've loved it if someone made a mod that lets you adopt that trapped, non-aggressive wolf.

[@thaddeushill7080]

Do it execute order 66

[@ShaiDaan]

21:09 best sentence ever. "..only to be eaten by Skaven". smiled at that(with good intention :) )

[@HiggleyArmstrong]

Damn, I always have to keep a dictionary next to me when I watch camel's vids.

[@galdramann2478]

I don't and I'm German^^

[@getjinxed2146]

Morgan Hartley same :D

[@shiva_hardly_sarcastic]

Morgan Hartley but your social skills could be better, unfortunately there isnt a book you can consult for that....afaik

[@madisonm.4535]

Why? Do you speak a different language? Complicated the Queen's English vocabulary? I'm just curious because I've never felt the need to. I'm a very curious person by nature.

[@skimpadimp6373]

As an intellectual I don't need one

[@Ralchire]

Also, the bandit chief at the beginning of the video says "So you're the one who's been killing my dogs." He has noticed that some of his dogs have gone missing and blames the player for the disappearances, not knowing that the perpetrator was under his very nose the whole time.

[@HelixMaster12]

21:21 Looks like a suicide. Case closed.

[@drakengarfinkel3133]

Do a video on the true identity of the Khajiit Fur Trader.

[@lindse5241]

Be honest, Camel. How much work did you put into that alliteration? :P

[@vulturecat3378]

I have a request. There are three snake symbols in the throne room of Vokun (High Gate Ruins). These symbols make one think that nearby would be some sort of puzzle, but there is none to be found. Could you investigate and speculate what you think these snakes are there for?

[@xyAKMxy]

VultureCat337 It has been speculated that these symbols open up a walled-in puzzle gate that leads to a plane of Oblivion that was meant to be in the game but was cut off because of time limitations. There was supposed to be a quest involving an angry Redguard attempting to enter this Oblivion gate with no success, despite the snakes being right above the gate to that plane of Oblivion. Quest was called "Snakes on a plane". Yeah I was lying, I just wanted to make a shitty joke. Sorry.

[@Abnarly]

Illyrian Pirate I'm tired of these mothertruckin jokes on this mothertruckin video

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

C U T C O N T E N T

[@AtenSol12]

"But we have an arsenal of WWE moves." Awesome. Simply great.

[@ShinyPie]

camel's voice is such asmr when he goes low oml

[@codussigma]

3:33 hmmm, dont remember guard uniforms showing THAT much thigh......

[@torpid2906]

Gotta love mods

[@GorNaKat]

Yes, most interesting... Must cunduct further research.

[@viveka2994]

wtf camel

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

Yeah, camel's mods are a bit dumb.

[@viveka2994]

@@plaidpvcpipe3792 camel mentality: omg woman seksy clothing pp is big now ooo ooo aaa

[@Finl4yh]

Dat thumbnail though

[@Thanathos1991]

With the narrative in this video I can't help but imagine a weird Dragonborn named "Camel" sneaking around the place and narrating everything he sees, while the bandits are just like "Let's ignore him. Mabe he will just leave......." XD

[@ashleylucas6627]

I always thought that the caged lone wolf was for that one animal fighting ring cave in the Rift. But i never went in the place your showing i like this theory as well.

[@juliandezeeuw4404]

Ashley Lucas Snapleg cave?

[@BIastwave.]

Julian de Zeeuw Cragslane Cavern

[@godzillagaming5621]

I love your videos like this. As a 3D modeller I always try to think of how you could tell a story through set pieces

[@SunCrabJr]

If you go through the Companion’s quest line, then you will be taken to this place. Some of the things are different and make a little bit more sense. The bandits are also accompanied by the silver hand members. The silver hand who hate werewolves. There is a werewolf locked in one of the cages instead of a regular wolf. The human remains could be a werewolf that was captured by the silver hand and taken there. By some cause, the werewolf dies and turns into its human form. This would leave human remains. Food for thought!

[@kronosgranite_5555]

“For some reason unbeknownst to me there is a bucket burning alive in the center of the coals. It’s enough to make someone go...pail” YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *puts on sunglasses* 😎

[@tiberionjraxiosn9493]

before discovering the pit, i already knew what was happening. but what boggles me is the fact that there is a dedicated pit for canine fights. I don't see other pits in other dungeons, so... yeah.

[@theoutsiders8387]

Keep up the awesome work dude

[@unbreakablelag]

When I was doing the companion storyline, this was one of the places the silver hand would hold up. This kind of implies that they would force werebeasts to fight, skin them, and eat them. The silver hand eats were wolves...

[@Camelworks]

Show your support for puppies by following me on Twitter - twitter.com/Camelworks 1 follow = 1 puppy prayer

[@dietznutz843]

Camelworks nice work on the video

[@razzledazzle9751]

Man I LOVE your alliteration in your videos, it just adds so much to them.

[@davidconnelly7029]

Camelworks already following you lols

[@hassfar8967]

Camelworks hey camel well you do an elder scrolls detective on the dragonborn that he is a aspect of shore possibly ?, good video too.

[@arethmaran1279]

Are you a Warhammer fan, Camel? At 21:10 you said Skaven rather than Skeevers. Not saying I don't appreciate a good nod to the Rat-men of the Old World. ;)

[@radical8329]

Thank you so much camel I love getting invested in these videos this series is by far my favorite thing to watch on KZbin right now

[@lightrialighshar557]

NO, NOT THE DOGS!!!

[@nightmaredragoness793]

Dog eating? Get my Daedric sword out because bitch. you don't do that to the pups because if you do all hell will break loose and your blood will be spilled. 💀

[@joheyjonsson2825]

Two things I haven't been able to figure out in Skyrim are 1. What are the connections between the Volkihar vampires and the Mythic Dawn? (Mythic Dawn banner can be found in Harkon's room in Castle Volkihar), and 2. Who built the temple in the Sightless Pit and why?

[@ghostking6700]

The Volkihar serve Molag Bal and the Mythic Dawn serves Mehrunes Dagon. Molar Bal and Mehrunes Dagon are sworn enemies, so maybe the Mythic Dawn banner in Castle Volkihar is just a trophy like some of the other things around the castle

[@Valenspire]

I'm not a big fan of dogs but I don't think I would eat them even if they tasted great. I'd rather take the grilled leeks.

[@Jooju413]

DayCraftMC But what about the ChEeSe?

[@Valenspire]

I'd take that too but I would bring even more with me, CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!

[@Nayshjin]

i have eaten dogs and it tastes like....well dogmeat

[@calebreynolds9183]

P O no, it’s a dog fighting ring. Not a dog eating ring- who would pay to watch a dog literally eat another dog? Use your brain, children.

[@calebreynolds9183]

P O no fucking shit, but they aren’t EATING each other. That is a horrible way of trying to fight. Their teeth are their biological weapons you nitwit. A dog biting you does not make it a man eater but if it kills you and eats your corpse then yes, you are. Now the caged wolves and dogs are being fed dog, but that’s because the dogs died anyway so waste not want not. It’s cheaper that way. Do you think real life dogs use guns or something when they fight each other? Come on now.

[@ReveredWizardBob]

"But little does he know we have an arsenal of WWE moves." XD

[@KalaamNozalys]

Damn I love the Rift's forest, too bad you can't build a house there.

[@TheFilipe158]

Kalaam Nozalys same looks so gorgeous and I love the warm colours theme

[@lisahotlips100]

Get on it skyrim!

[@gabriel-jj2ej]

Maybe there is a mod

[@Orikron]

Camelworks and Fudgemuppet uploading at the same time? I smell conspiracy.

[@KanekiTheOneEyedKing]

I smell shit

[@SeventhListener]

I never knew Faldar's Tooth had this much to explore. I only saw the surface area and never bothered to go deeper. Thanks!

[@xaldynnemo47]

Ah yes, Faldor's Tooth--aka the place that's absolutely mandatory to go on a rampage in if you're a werewolf. Karmic justice at its finest.

[@ryklatortuga4146]

Looks like the Bandits ate all the Dog Eggs...

[@misterbplays]

Love watching your Detective Video's, it adds life to a world, that most don't take the time to investigate.

[@titusmede5295]

Two camel vids within 4 hours? How can I contain myself?

[@thebigyes8482]

Titus Mede One can only get so erect.

[@darthcannabris5406]

Titus Mede how can I contain myself with that David Bowie avatar??

[@TheKubikdubikChannel]

Quite so

[@deadgum11]

Little does he know we have an arsenal of WWE moves....lol superb.

[@__KXNG__]

When He start talking bout the toilet thing I was LIKE TMI BRUH MOVE ON NEXT ROOM PLZ LIKE DAMN

[@bryanr1400]

Elena Michaels I was dying from laughter but he did spend a little too much time on the toilets 🚽

[@enclave315]

15:12 I really like that quote

[@PotatoClub]

everytime I think I know everything about Elder Scrolls, there comes a new Elder Scrolls Detective proving me wrong. Keep up the good work! I really enjoy your content. :)

[@Bonekraka]

Puns puns puns till my ears bleed ah that's a homely feel, love the consistency good vid buddy

[@mikoto7693]

Another excellent video in the detective series Camel. I only discovered them recently but they're a lot of fun to watch.

[@robertloach3539]

Best series ever, keep it up!

[@plaidpvcpipe3792]

5:13 I don't remember elven armor being so revealing!

[@VM-hl8ms]

they are using pages from these books to wipe their arses.

[@LungsOutJem]

Unlocks master door. Nothing but troll skull inside. "Damn! Trolled again."

[@skaidan5213]

Hey Camel, I really thought you were going to include Cragslane Cavern in the video. It also has a fighting pit for wolves, and cages for them both outside and inside. Skooma service and betting seems to be part of the normal life in that cave. Also, it's somewhat near Riften. Here is a link in case you want to check it out: en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Cragslane_Cavern This videos are my favourite, by the way. You put so much effort into them and everything comes together as a solid story in the end, which is fascinating!

[@spaceforbrains]

My jaw dropped only 5 minutes in with all that alliteration!! Excellent job, yet again :)

[@agingerbeard]

Absolutely astounding alliteration acknowledged appreciatively.

[@awendigowithinternetaccess4400]

This comment is criminally underrated.

[@DragonSlicer]

8:42 I want to know the origins to that bucket!, It's no ordinary bucket, it's an enchanting bucket.

[@XochiCh]

Wait, Skaven? Are my ears working correctly? :o

[@jrasealexander5480]

I already assumed as mech coming to Faldar's tooth, howerever I never encountered the caged dog in the rift. Good job bringing it all together. I still watched the whole video and love what you do. The citizens of Skyrim deserve such a dedicated detective! Keep it up Camel!

[@williamkenney6336]

What the dog doin

[@VossMarionette]

Another layer of insanity is added if the silverhand end up controlling this dungeon lol

[@Exarathas]

"They catch the dogs to make them fight and they eat them." This video could have been 10 seconds long... jk, great video.

[@paulbornman7191]

Man I didn’t know there was more to this fortress. Ow I’m going to do it all over again.

[@juju-lr7fq]

I love your wordplay

[@presidentforlife1732]

Me too

[@curvingfyre6810]

it took me WAY too long to realize that i havent found this place yet.

[@supercool1312]

in that place i found a wolf dead outside a cage and a bandit in it XD

[@Xbalanque84]

sonicj Polygon The situation _does_ afford itself to the killing of unruly animals and/or bestiality (be it from desperation, drunkenness, a bet, or indulging a fetish).

[@carljones4179]

3:09 "Wolves don't make good eating" Nice foreshadowing Camel

[@voidlayern9368]

3:37 What is that armor mod? I'd like to know For Academic Purposes.

[@morwenvogelstein4049]

22:02 "here we can find the switch that can be fondled and flicked, like so many of us. opening it's gate and allowing us to enter, further penetrating the private passageways of a half drowned crypt"

[@l1wolf14av]

What is your mod for your wolf skin?

[@jmell458]

Skyrim Graphic Overhaul :)

[@l1wolf14av]

J Mell thank you very much sir

[@ShredGod7404]

Thanks dude i was wondering what mod he uses

[@BunhieKleever]

"Well, isn't it a geographical oddity, two week from everywhere!" - Everette

[@Kalgert]

Honestly, I wouldn't be happy with leeks either. I would enjoy ordering up some peas and carrots, possibly a helping of cabbage as well. Those are better veggies.

[@pedigreeann]

Leeks are supreme! Too bad one can't get really good leaks in the States.

[@Sysipha]

Don't say that to a Welshman (or woman)!

[@gerardwayseyelash]

Tru, leeks are gross. Then again, so is cabbage.

[@therakdoscarnarum1380]

I wonder how Clavicus Vile would feel about this bandit establishment.

[@damienjurd1182]

I see the title and think about Chinese people eating dogs

[@maverickcrow6252]

Jarl Igmund eats his dogs

[@theuniguy1841]

我的眼睛被迷住了，所以我看不到

[@vnrnrn7113]

This is why I voted for Trump, China is a piece of fucking shit that needs to go burn in hell

[@speccysquaregolike9629]

Damien Jurd In America, dogs are K-9, in China, they are E-10.

[@AutistikWaldo]

Damien Jurd Vietnamese not Chinese

[@eliasgonzalez1372]

Mr. Wick: I have a contract for you...

[@Enzo43572]

Interesting video, with an excellent writing as always. But one thing broke my immersion : women's clothing. You're using a mod that make them very sexy, I agree, but which is not very lore-friendly !

[@Ahappyfrown321]

Anyone else absolutely ADORE the backround music for these detective series vids?

[@dietznutz843]

1 like = 1 prayer for the dead dogs

[@hdh7365]

Lime Time but god is fiction

[@dietznutz843]

cunty dickson haven't you Seen black Jesus

[@damienjurd1182]

we gather here to day or night to mourn the loss of dog dog was a good dog amen

[@hdh7365]

Lime Time there is no god summer, you gotta rip that bandage of now you'll thank me latter

[@hdh7365]

Lime Time the family guy short yeah I have but rick sanchez wins the meme war

[@enriquefuentebella2146]

Dog meat your favorite companion, things took a dark and funny turn from there.

[@mattaffenit9898]

As much as I want to be a patron... broke college student, so... yeah. I can leave a like, though.

[@ngovandang1997]

5:30 nice view

[@renegadeskunk6407]

Boi yo videos awesome

[@yopglomusic8872]

26:52 Dragon casually soars by.

[@hyperwatch721]

Are you going to do a Fallout 3 detective series? I feel like there is a lot things you can speculate there...

[@nathanpierce2541]

I love that I had to fight the silver hand at faldar's tooth

[@hazyhalfmoon]

Yeah, I fought the Silver Hand at Faldar’s Tooth as well. Ran through there as a werewolf and ate everybody. I figured the dogs/wolves were being experimented on by the Silver Hand, looking for a way to make fighting werewolves easier.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

meat is meat, so long as its not human its all good in skyrim

[@idksomethingedgy2265]

CreativeUsernameEh human's fine

[@pattmcruss4604]

CreativeUsernameEh nup. Human meats good too. I mean, not legally, but you know all the cool jarls do it

[@BunhieKleever]

Unless you're Falmer or a Varmina cultist.....

[@not677]

Advopar ik right maby i want the disorder that breaks down your muscle tissue and brain tissue that comes with eating human meat

[@timvanloon100]

I Always thought it was strange that eating human flesh is harmfull to Khajit and Argonians aswell seeing as they are a different species.

[@ZilBear]

Love the poetic wording followed by an aweful pun.

[@freakyskull516]

wolf leek stew sounds pretty good. . .

[@pedigreeann]

Try the Hunterborn mod. Many interesting wolf recipes; I like wolf with snowberries.

[@theyawningari]

“This is dog meat your favourite companion” you made me laugh too much

[@jamesperales2167]

Odd enough, I was thinking this going to be about beastiality, however you may say it, chiddy chiddy bang bang with wolves. ;)

[@kylemarsh66]

James Perales chitty chitty bang bang

[@jamesperales2167]

theprocrastinatingclonetrooper same schiße ;)

[@Bjorn308]

They serve the patrons Wolf meat? Ah dog gone it! ;D

[@cristiano5606]

16:24 Censored hentai

[@deathtrooperbonzai4931]

Broken game discs

[@rebelgaming1.5.14]

That moment when you're about to win and someone calls you

[@toe_sucker_4165]

Going on a vacation and all you want to do is get on the swing set.

[@qeebngm9892]

That doggo in the thumb nail looks exactly like my dog but when he was a puppy!

[@mikeomnic3515]

That guard was thicc

[@mrhale9440]

Mike Omnic oookie

[@potatopriorites5652]

I would prefer to know if I was fed dogs. I'd ask for seconds. Or eleventhsies

[@fernan2342]

Hard to take the video serious when Riften guards are almost naked

[@ctroost4324]

*China intensifies*

[@ScReamOut93]

10:30 I don't remember where, but once I stumbled upon a toilet and a potion of accuracy with a female npc (further down the hallway) shouting "why is it so hard for you fools to hit the bucket" xD

[@nyarlathotep9178]

Who is here before a thousand views?

[@damienjurd1182]

I am here before a thousand views

[@lunallenadeardillaroja598]

Leonellus 458 yep

[@charlesthepleb]

Leonellus 458 every:-! One