They Thought They Were The Only Deathworlders Until They Met Humans | HFY Stories

[@michaellinnet6095]

You know? While these may be AI narrated, there is no way this is written by AI. Something this outrageous and funny could only come from a human mind. One that is psychotic and twisted by definitely drinking too damned much truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳

[@gmchris3752]

At the very least, the author is using a generator for names. These stories keep reusing the same pools of character names for both humans and aliens. Also, the is the second story where a quantum physicist named Patel enthusiastically wrote equations on the ceiling. The main reason I think it's a human author (or a human author using AI to accelerate output) is that they loop back to their same favorite gags more than I would expect an AI to do.

[@korthnanfortuna9675]

Sounds like both r/HFY and r/humansarespaceorcs. Go visit them, you can read them before the AI channels get to them to post them. And, go give the writers some love. They need it.

[@kaptainkraken]

the way you know it's the pan galactic gargleblaster.

[@michaellinnet6095]

@@gmchris3752 You don't necessarily have to use an AI generator for names. If you're churning out a lot of these stories and they're all slightly interconnected, you make a cheat sheet so that you can try to keep them straight.

[@obe22099]

It appears that individuals are not fully comprehending the rapid advancements in artificial intelligence. With the aid of a concise story framework, AI can effectively combine words in various styles, such as professional, friendly, or even hillbilly, to create a coherent narrative. Notably, it can generate the same story while presenting it from the perspective of a scientist or a vagrant. This comment was generated by artificial intelligence.

[@elanortriestoart6447]

I am convinced that, with how many times someone with the last name Rodriguez pops up in this channel, I am convinced that either 1) The Rodriguez superfamily has a monopoly on spaceflight, 2) This all takes place in the same narrative universe, or 3) it's the last name of the person writing these

[@xenomas]

Yes, yes , yes

[@SandraNelson063]

I've been kinda proud of our Category 13 Deathworld status. 😊 And duct tape is a handyman's secret weapon!

[@michellegoewey2939]

I agree... On both counts! 😂

[@Lhawk2107]

" truck stop strength 2 a.m. coffee and eating greasy truck stop chilli laced with liberal amounts of Frank's Red Hot hot sauce.😳" is there any other way ?

[@jeff8366]

Best one I've come across in quite some time. I'm not usually one for daft nonsense, but this hit my monty python sweet spot.

[@thomasb1889]

"Best Drink in Existence." Its effects are similar to "having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick."

[@lordtimothymichel8677]

Some of this stuff is like the time during the Gulf war we turned a defense trench into a very comfortable latrine. Even had a portable table to hold your coffee cup while you were..busy.

[@mauromurgia1753]

Ok, you won me at pan galactic gargle blaster. Aliens will learn what it means having their brains smashed by a slice of cheese enveloped on a thick gold bar

[@ericmightywombatprince]

Australia we Americans go to Florida for vacation. It looks safe but we enjoy a good breeze nothing like a Tropical Storm the only thing I hate is the lack of wind for a week or so after it hits

[@freyasys4546]

lol, i lived up in tennesse for a time and we get the occasional terrible tornado, you see tourists visiting family or just there, running and knocking on houses for shelter, then you got us, tennessian just casually sippi9ng on a beer on the porch watching the carnage, until you know, we are practically kissing the vortex hello

[@richardpowell-uf2zh]

Great ride Jamie & Prim before long you both are going to be more comfortable

[@TemplarAcre]

Really funny. Well done again.

[@r.k.ssilverton1681]

"This is great."😂

[@osiris7127]

coffee ductape doggos The memefication of HFY is making it stagnate.

[@r.k.ssilverton1681]

...want to grab some coffee sometime?❤

[@xenomas]

19:58 okay thats freaky! The scientist with the head on back wards.

[@ryanmuhm7584]

Super cool. I dig the vibe.

[@mranere]

If you can't fix it - duct it.

[@watchthe1369]

They believe it is "Normal" therefore it is!

[@justsurfin2009]

Just too funny!! Well done!

[@shaunwiltshire2043]

Simply brilliant 😅😅😅

[@geofthompson3844]

These are definitely the best stories. Daft is my sweet spot 😂

[@user-kd5xw8rb1n]

I finally am satisfied. Human creativity blows AI Away. This writer is great. Unique stories with twisted hitchhikers guide to the galaxy humor.

[@beverlycrusher9713]

yeah, but what do you do if you don't like coffee, which i don't, to get my caffeine buzz, i make a slurry out of sugar and instant tea, equal parts of both and then between 2-4 cups of water, it is a major buzz, provided you can keep it down, NO, REALLY, TRY IT I ***REALLY*** do this. 👍👍👍

[@markfergerson2145]

Coffee is how Americans get their caffeine, along with a good chunk of the rest of the world. Britain, along with many of its former colonies, do it with tea. It’s not a competition exactly- whatever works for you, go for it! You’re a human, you need your caffeine.

[@janhegarty5268]

Excellent

[@xenomas]

Human: 8.2? Huh... Ok, hold my beer. GC: PANICS!

[@chispychisp1690]

Another sport is where people purposely throw themselves down a hill and first one down wins

[@boqndimitrov8693]

😂👍🍵

[@jamiesweeney9525]

Bloody hot n yes everything in Australia can kill u so in the theme who wants to visit lol AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI

[@goatkiller666]

You need duct tape, a paper clip, and used chewing gun.