They Turned Jesus Into A Chatbot

[@kailonotkylo]

seeing the ai jesus staring blankly with those soulless eyes through the screen was genuinely the scariest thing ive ever seen thanks guys

[@riverrile]

This feels like one of those "don't worship false idols" things, except it's an idol programmed to pretend to be a known idol.

[@emmap9016]

“Now you can talk to Jesus!” bro we’ve had prayer for thousands of years and that’s WAY better

[@emmap9016]

11:00 THANK YOU YES

[@riverrile]

Alternatively, People: "Now you can talk to Jesus!" AI Jesus: "Have you tried baptizing yourself with Mountain Dew?"

[@chiditv4617]

They even made A.I. jesus white as can be. I thought they tought the ai model true facts

[@evagrace2231]

The algorithms behind AI are unfortunately inherently racist and have been proven to do so. There’s a lot of info out there if you go looking. Pretty morbid. Seems on par with Big Companies and all that

[@KTL-351]

This feels, ironically, like something that would be straight up predicted in the Biblical book of Revelations and have a couple paragraphs about the false robot prophet lmao

[@eldritchzora]

Truly did not expect him to sound that gay

[@mistydayremainsofthejudgment]

i've never been religious but this is so offensive. do they think people won't feel weird getting AI generated responses to their deep confessions? the least a church could do is put a real live human there. also lmao "why is he gayyy"

[@lyffiewalen]

jesus wouldve been "ben Yoseph" (son of Joseph) given jewish naming conventions

[@mrmayo5905]

I’m not 100% sure but I think the original Hebrew is Yeshua similar to the biblical Joshua or derived from the same name

[@evagrace2231]

@@mrmayo5905correct - Ben Yoseph is also valid but not in this particular context

[@TheDoeMae]

I’m not Catholic, but I feel bad for Catholics over this. Doesn’t it feel insulting? Don’t you deserve to talk with an actual person?

[@jeellyfish_0006]

not catholic specifically but i am christian and, especially with my hatred of ai in general, it definitely does. what's even the point?? it feels dystopian almost

[@TheDoeMae]

@ Exactly! It’s so wrong.

[@mrmayo5905]

I’m Catholic and this is literally as heretical as it gets 😂

[@stancharlinow9873]

I mean it's literally against the core tenets of the bible so any Christian should feel a little insulted

[@ashelaaayyy]

I'm no longer Christian but even I'm like "this is too far, right? Like we all agree this is blasphemous?"

[@TheAmityElf]

It's very funny that as soon as Jordan starts asking "Was Joseph's last name Christ?", etc., I immediately wanted to answer all the questions. Like I'm trying to win Sunday school, lol.

[@fu2952]

Please do answer, i dont want to look it up

[@elias306]

@@fu2952 christ is a title meaning "anointed one" and it comes from the greek translation of messiah (originally a hebrew word)

[@LiShuBen]

@@fu2952related fun fact. Jesus claimed to be a descendant of king David from his fathers line, but Joseph wasn’t his biological father (according to the story) so Jesus being a descendant of David was either a lie, or wrong.

[@Cindyxx0]

AI Jesus looks like Gianmarco Soresi

[@dothmotherknowyouwearth]

Gianmarco and MoistCritikal child Which… suggests something I don’t want to think about

[@arjunarya2658]

He's called "Jesus Christ" because Christ is his title, meaning Messiah. Christian Urdu speakers might call him "Isa Masih", which means "Jesus Messiah". Occasionally Jesus has been called Christ Jesus, to emphasize that Christ is a title.

[@Astralangel666]

Its all fun and games until i train my AI jesus to shitpost racist memes on twitter

[@High.Hivemind_UXE]

3:50 i knew jesus was Johnathan Vaness

[@hewned578]

hidden from me for 45 seconds?? tf youtube

[@bachelorette1524]

Really appreciate the "This is literally Deus Ex" comment. Because that's what I thought.

[@pokerfsce]

0:22 sounds like a tumblr era indie (christian?) rock band

[@theworldmushroom2581]

If my church added this id leave

[@khilo705]

Who wins? Ai Chatbox Jesus or Shrimp Jesus?

[@RYKAZARD]

Shrimp

[@SkiddlyBink]

shrimp heaven now, brother

[@paytonsme]

They made AI jesus hot as hell

[@mundanepants]

Trying to get those sinners in to confess

[@seethreepio]

when hozier sang “take me to church”, I don’t think this is what he meant but okay ig

[@shannons3419]

They won blasphemy I think

[@hamandeggs23]

Christ is a title, not a last name

[@JhericFury]

People are allowed to like different things, but to repeat the old classic, sci fi is meant to critique today's world, not warn you about scary technology. The first few seasons were really good at that, and now it's like one episode a season.

[@vitasomething]

why'd they make jesus look like billy mitchel😭

[@RizzyRamone67]

Kennie, you’re probably fully aware of this, but doom browsing Netflix the other day, I saw Tyler Perry has made his magnum opus; a movie about black women in WWIi. As a very white woman, I cannot comment, but woah…

[@lauren-ko7mr]

apostles.... assemble

[@iainronald4217]

Okay, I didn't know Jesus was Anthony Vincent.

[@veronicaflores8956]

What are we some kind of.. pastoral team?

[@theswissmiss69]

It’s so weird for your country to be mentioned… but it makes sooo much sense it’s this kinda story.😭

[@royalblueanimations]

why does he lowkey look like Drake

[@kevindaydreamer]

Why is jesus white?

[@HighTechToast]

*slightly* off topic, but i was shocked when i realized that is not moistcritikal on the thumbnail edit: or that one fake speedrunner dude

[@mateogonzalez5678]

I always say Jesus Hussein Christ

[@StormyTalks]

Christ is a title, not a last name.

[@sofiamonaholzer2040]

Why he kinda

[@crystalclearwaterz]

Comment :)

[@Simara-iw8px]

comment:)

[@NZKiwi87]

:)comment

[@averagesnail]

822 in 55 minutes you fell off