Ludwig needs to be stopped. | The Yard

[@kit6040]

Aiden's idea to fight wars like reverse capture the flag is such a banger

[@coreykwok4143]

And then we take it all back! 😂

[@Krinios]

it took them 130 episodes to resort back to playground tactics and start mimicking each other

[@rubychandler5620]

Krinios hidden deep within the comments😮 👀

[@malfunction2712]

ryan stop watching the yard and get back to streaming

[@poorsocialskills]

Gang shit

[@xanderkirk7872]

Seeing the Tarik smile thing again and it play out exactly the same as when they first did it is the sign that a podcast is closing in on their singularity like the heat death of the universe

[@SKULLKR3W]

Slime also told the story about the SAS guy before

[@tylerdudash4763]

Nick with his MySpace song too

[@TheTitaniumSamurott]

I thought he was only getting big but he's getting powerful for us too?!

[@joznski]

Big and powerful Dubin

[@dennis_s]

bigger and bigger for us now, man

[@БОДЬКА-х5ы]

And fast

[@darinrichard221]

When you go to the Patreon and even though you’re a member they still paywall the ep for level one members🤡

[@NiloeLoLz]

Getting ready to take it ALL back

[@OleKeeg]

can’t wait for ludwig to learn it’s 112 mile bike lmao

[@MaxKnight123]

My thoughts exactly loool

[@MrRat-nm7hq]

I cant even imagine. I would be weak and soft like a boiled vegetable after 2mile swim

[@andersonrusnell3102]

An idea for a pod episode: The Yard but on a plane, episode ends with everyone skydiving out of the plane. Zipper is the pilot.

[@dennis_s]

Zipper 2 is copilot... where's Yingo? 🤔

[@squidddly]

@@dennis_sstrapped to the wing

[@MCcheezewizard]

Aimen’s dad is the pilot and they only go straight

[@dennis_s]

@@squidddly can't believe lud let him ride anywhere but first class

[@dennis_s]

@@MCcheezewizard straight all the way

[@CJBSwelloh]

34:54 “Do you think a cheetah is gonna go at your pace for a half mile” this killed me

[@kmvcorpuz_7196]

I'd like to imagine Aiden watch insurrection videos like how veterans watch Band of Brothers.

[@jw6877]

slime lamenting about adhd and nick saying "shut up" almost immediately made me cackle because honestly thats the internal discussion i have with my own adhd brain cells on the daily

[@nepo884]

Time stamp pls?

[@jw6877]

55:42 to 55:48 😊

[@bottlefox]

35:52 "a cheetah cannot eat you fucking pUSsY up" the voice crack and delivery of that killed me for a good minute

[@elayshain4756]

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was make us believe there's a dnd episode coming.

[@rahulramkissoon]

Every time I click on a new yard video, I go back and click the one without aimen to give it a little push 😊

[@matheusp572]

Dude, you have to leave it running muted on the background.

[@rahulramkissoon]

@@matheusp572 I think the meta is to have it running unmuted alongside the current episode. It like multiplies the entertainment value.

[@Miniath]

Nick i want to stand with you in solidarity for those of us who live with an excess of ear wax FeelsStrongMan

[@brennankershaw117]

ear wax build up team came from out the woodwork to like this

[@Astar72439]

Ski instructor here Skiing and boarding body mechanics are different, but understanding how edges work is the biggest hurdle when learning one or the other. If slime can ski, he should pick up boarding without too much difficulty

[@quickdrawmadness]

so edging is the key to both skiing and snowboarding?

[@Mantrooo]

That jumpscare everyone had when Ludwig said he wanted to go to "The Island" lmao

[@kerosine2896]

For dnd, even if you guys never do another episode I'd be down to watch one ep of yard dnd like a oneshot or something pls it would be such good content

[@NoomiClone]

Nick got PTSD, potential to stack dough, 25:52

[@Slim57]

I think if you turned up at the first melee tournament with the obelisk,win it and disappear forever, you start a real cult that eventually kills people

[@Bladavia]

Yard DnD ? Like a series ? actually hype. Also as Melee players you should know that CRT means Cathodic Ray Tube, the technology used in old TVs, that's where the "tube" comes from in KZbin. It's literally a glass tube that shoots electrons for each pixel behind your screen like a machine gun.

[@Kyledishgambin0]

Cathode ray tube*. Since we're being pedantic in the comments section.

[@ryssal2440]

Quality comment, learned something new! Thanks :D

[@jrennerc]

Damn get cooked

[@Bladavia]

Didn't mean to sound pedantic or superior tho, just sharing info so that we all get less dumb. English isn't my first language.

[@birthdaygiraffe8802]

Solving cannibalism through battle rap is one of my all time favorite bits next to the goon commander

[@iluvgum123]

Realizing I am the world champion of taking a dump in my house was the boost of confidence I needed today

[@lunogyt]

Now that tom brady is out of the league Ludwig is struggling to figure out which team he likes

[@milesgreenwood5036]

What's the over/under on episodes before a chiefs jersey

[@lunogyt]

@@milesgreenwood5036 I don't have them winning much this year, so I'd say whenever rashee rice gets really good or they run the damn ball more. I'd put the over/under at 48 episodes

[@Keegs14]

@@lunogythes gonna pick whoever wins the Super Bowl especially if its the niners

[@SergantSlime]

if the natives of north sentinel island heard hollow's first round against clips they would willingly enter the modern age

[@dillpi8866]

YO NICK I WAS ALSO A HALF-ORC ROGUE WHEN I PLAYED DND BACK WHEN I WAS LIKE 12. THANK YOU FOR UNLOCKING THAT MEMORY

[@SageO6PathzGON]

its honestly SO ON BRAND for ludwig to have on a reggie bush jersey and it be the miami jersey where he only played 2 out of his 11 years there and to root for the dolphins in the playoffs because of it 💀

[@cheryldragunoff4129]

To be absolutely fair as a dolphins fan we have the chillest coach in the league and this is our best since Marino years besides injury's sadge

[@Mannydude96]

@@cheryldragunoff4129 but why the Reggie Bush jersey? 😭 Bush was drafted by the Saints and won a Superbowl with them. USC jersey would've been better too, they live in Cali.. Dolphins are in the AFC East with Luds supposed favorite team the Patriots. So many layers that don't add up

[@silverfang46]

​@Mannydude96 he was on the dolphins in 2011-12, and iirc Lud started watching football around then so could just be a first love thing. That's why I have a random ass Danny Woodhead jersey after all lmao.

[@fluorescentfuneralalt]

Capture the flag wars are an incredible idea

[@Bobescobar0923]

Nick telling slime to shut up 😂😂 best part of the POD 😂

[@whataghost1524]

Was watching this on data cause of a snow storm. Always good to hear the yard in the cold

[@mitchelldrumm6265]

This episode confirms that I can for sure beat Ludwig at tennis and I knew this since I saw him play with Dougdoug and jerma

[@crungler]

"you got sickle cell i am sick as hell "- shaq mere moments before dunking on a make a wish kid

[@Murkus]

actually aiden, they played NFL football in europe this year multiple times

[@girlypoppins]

1-800-FLOWERS AND ear fluid mentions is crazy full circle

[@haydenstoll2110]

Nick singing “check yes Juliet are you with me” hat flashbacks me to playing Lego guitar hero with my brother when I was younger lmao

[@brianlupariello3443]

I love how Lud is a Pats fan with a Dolphins Jersey

[@chaitsmagaits5834]

the bit about about charles trippy was so funny to me because my uncle has married two lisas and every cat he's ever owned has been named kitty

[@hiiKATIE21]

As someone who takes care of 25+ cheetahs, Ludwig you cannot outrun a cheetah 😂

[@ZoeEvelynHart]

Why do you have to take care of the Cheetahs? Don't they take care of eachother?

[@hiiKATIE21]

@@ZoeEvelynHartworking to save the species. They’re endangered in the wild and I work in a program that reintroduces them into the wild

[@johnsandler481]

@@hiiKATIE2125 cheetahs has to be so much easier to take care of than 9 dogs, let alone 1 dog!

[@jasonqueen4005]

Cant believe none of them mentioned that cheetahs run on only their hind legs when they’re really hungry

[@tonyramirez39]

dubbin so big for all of us

[@XionicAihara]

Anyone remember when KZbin Premium was called KZbin RED? I Like how quickly that changed lol.

[@PepeSilviaPepe]

@33:24 Ludwig throws his head back in laughter like a friggin Peanuts character

[@LucidProtean]

Mom my joke made it on the Yard Podcast!! 10:20

[@markusdied5569]

the copying bit with lud and slime was the hardest ive laughed at this pod in a while 😂

[@kuwakay]

slime unlocked the my skiing memories when he talked abt the poor kid ski program. principal was a demon on the slopes and one week i biffed it now the hill and just sat there for like 20 minutes until someone on a snow mobile picked me up and took me back to the lodge

[@jboogie7248]

Dance with the devil is referenced in at least 22% of eps 😂

[@saintyoo]

Nick got done dirty. Outrunning a cheeta definitely implies that your being chased, not out distancing it.

[@kades5456]

this episode is the best one so far

[@sunnyd1722]

I had a deja vu moment when they started talking about Tarik’s smile again.

[@130n35s]

Grid-iron football already has tons of Rugby football kickers. Also one of the rugby football tackles was brought into the league the years the seahawks won the super bowl. Partially from Marshawn's crazy year, along with defense hiring a rugby defensive coordinator and taught rugby tackles. By the next year, all teams were doing rugby tackles.

[@churropapi2204]

Slime saying “Hog” was everything I’ve ever wanted to

[@CrazyCatMan13]

I was high af and when it got to the cheetah discussion, I was losing my mind and laughing hysterically

[@IDontGiveAF188]

I have a great idea for Ludwig, do the Vätternrundan in Sweden with Conner. It's a 300 km bicycle race. Could be a good charity bike ride

[@mrs.nightmare6289]

43:32 Nick becomes a sprinkler

[@brandonsolis6911]

I’m like 80% sure aiden must be confusing the MLB commencing with the ‘World Series’ with the NFL because I’ve never heard a soul refer to the Super Bowl champs as world champions.

[@lawyermorty6735]

1:01:30 lol why did Nick get so excited about Charles Trippy to the point he had to beat Ludwig to the ally thing

[@kyrbdere]

i can only imagine what was said during the cut after ludwig said "the gold standard of grooming"

[@marxin8or498]

I love that Aiden is just not taking shit today. Feisty 😂

[@hannamadethis]

the scholastic book fair bit catapulted me into the k-hole of nostalgia.

[@MrLigthsaber]

Ludwig looks like my old Habbo Hotel character in that outfit.

[@SageO6PathzGON]

NAAAAH this has got to be some sort of slime sorcery... i was JUST THINKING "i wonder when the new yard ep is dropping..." i hit my yt home page and bam.. its there... GET OUT OF MY HEAD BALD MAN

[@JL_99]

Can't believe I got jumpscared by some Crocs 😂

[@pounceysilverkitten]

I imagine baby slime taking a picture but bald

[@theartofwar7861]

Boone's Farm Blue Hawaiian is so good.

[@yfkcertifieddopeness]

Nick makes all of the best references

[@DarkBiCin]

57:00 - cant speak for skiing to snowboard. But transition from snowboarding to skiing was super easy. I thought it would be really hard cause i was use to my feet being bound together but I was back on black diamond again in like 4-5 hours from starting to ski.

[@RedMatter90]

I was actually that myspace kid where none of my top friends had me in their top Aiden mentioned, and hes right, it felt real bad lmfao

[@brennanthomson5361]

I thought slimes entire head would explode as he tried to hold in his laughter while nick was explaining his effortlessly cool ear wax reproduction

[@pelfish]

Ludwig looks at Aidan, the Canadian man wearing a Canadian cap. "Have you ever snowboarded"?

[@WESTMPLS]

BOONESFARM HOLY SHIT. Many nights were wash away with that sweet alcoholic koolaid. I woke up without my pants once, but had a bottle of the blue boones still by my side.

[@bridgerparker4275]

I don't know if I'm proud or ashamed of the fact when Lubbin said the Ender Dragon wouldn't have been out yet in 2012 my first thought was "The ender dragon is definitely older than that, didn't the Wither come out in 2012?" and looked it up to find I was right

[@mrfashionguy1]

The only other time I've ever heard about Boone's Farm was in the D12 track Fight Music.

[@eserey]

brothers where is the best of the yard 2023??

[@LemonyThiccket]

I legit never thought I'd hear anyone else reference Charles Trippy (CTFxC), and here we are. Being 31 feels real old

[@Kingbimmy]

I also have excess earwax buildup issues, and it’s apparently hereditary. The good thing about it is that I’ve never in my life experienced an ear infection and neither has anyone in my family because of it. I don’t even go to a professional, I use this stuff called Debrox, which just loosens the buildup that can lead to blockage, and kind of just resets you almost, to a normal healthy amount. Earwax is gross but unfortunately it’s super important for preventing bacteria and shit from fucking with you inner ear ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@nickadams4167]

Love how you’ve been posting the audio episodes with just flat out false/clickbait titles and then changing them once the video episode drops. Like this one was “Ludwig ran a marathon” yesterday, or #125 where the title of main episode was referencing bit from Patreon episode.

[@Kouzie28]

Fins up baby!

[@jasonjavelin]

The bass pro shop guy happened right down the road from me. Insane hearing about it on the Yard

[@linemanMAN720]

ludwig in a dolphins jersey pog

[@cheryldragunoff4129]

But we are going to prob lose to chiefs cause of injury's Sadge

[@idkjr6060]

In regards to the long run thing, its not that we can run forever its we can walk forever because walking is a very energy efficient thing....as we learn in animation school a walk is just a controlled series of falls

[@thescoobmaster]

read this while walking, n while ik it's tru its still fricking me up lmao

[@hungrykidding]

make it swish is crazy 💀💀

[@yummus1868]

I ALSO HAVE TO CLEAN MY EARWAX AT THE DOCTOR thank you nick for this representation

[@SKULLKR3W]

Slime should make a food

[@artypyrec4186]

For nick the cheetah by the time it catches us, is tired. You don't have separate stamina bars for stamina for speed and attack in the wild.

[@kuza4722]

googling cool shoes is big brain

[@thenev2847]

adding "mental wealth problems" to my Nick-isms book

[@rqura1]

Aidens idea of capturing the flag to fight wars reminds me of the show siren.

[@craparino883]

the dog name discussion reminded me of the story how my buddies uncle had a dog who died and after he had a daughter and gave her the same name

[@chhrisis]

The fact that Slime can fucking ski but doesn’t wanna play BASKETBALL is hilarious

[@maxamazing2145]

Watched the whole thing

[@98loud]

16:01 weird that Aiden is the one with the American world view lol. The Canadian Football League is the second biggest sports league in Canada, Australian Rules Football, there's a German league, and the NFL has quite a few players from other countries. In fact, a star Rugby player DID go to the NFL and try playing (Jared Hayne) and he was basically a fringe starter and only played for a season, never scored a TD in a regular season game.

[@spencernauman1524]

I have the earwax problem too and it never looks the color you would expect it. It’s like a deep brown almost black.

[@hucklejoko4838]

bro lud, an ironman is fucking hard, get a coach to train you and you can do it. it's not suggested to do it without proper training. I know you can do it! you're a BEAST!

[@Good_Comms]

Slime is the American Karl Pilkington

[@satanicwendigo666]

so accurate

[@cain8009]

1:02:35 on the funny topic, the current president of Argentina cloned his dog 7 times and named one of them Conan like the original one, he also said they met thousands of years ago in the roman coloseum as gladiator and lion, I wish I was making this up

[@theonegraysonian4754]

As a usc student and Reggie bush supporter, this is a great idea

[@danielhearne5742]

Nick gave an honest answer to what the golden globes were and I autocorrected his words to, they have tv movies and pitbull (Mr. Worldwide)

[@supLoukas]

Imagine how confident slime would be if he could dunk

[@ilovekurkure]

Aiden is the female representation in this podcast, the other three speak over him a lot.

[@NolenJacobson]

9:25 figures a Canadian would be the guy in the truck

[@jodan3933]

I felt that flobots reference

[@Chillidog0]

I remember watching videos of the top mario kart wii players showing their friends lists