The Hasan Episode | The Yard

[@the_emo_alex]

What's fucked is they bring up that luds mom was called a hooved animal, and said Aiden said it but in fact it was slime. But he is now the favorite lol

[@potatoonastick2239]

Justice for Aiden 😭

[@Duelin.]

With how upset Ludwig got you'd think he'd remember

[@eviejoy_]

its even funnier because a few eps before slime said that, ludwig compared aiden's mom to a horse

[@anou3240]

dare i say .. justice for aiden

[@amandablake5505]

Justice for our boy Aiden 😭

[@geita_]

Between QT, Yingling and Hasan theyre hitting all the most requested guests recently. It is only a matter of time before we get the Panchen Lama episode!

[@gamingtime9716]

They would find him

[@Tuttlund]

TSUNG LAO EP

[@potatoonastick2239]

Jerma EP Prayge

[@a6i396]

the finale should be the Zipper ep.

[@k9gao]

that some kinda llama or sum

[@xBlueBalls]

Slime saying "You do your stream and then turn 90 degrees and do a podcast" GOLD. TRUE AND REAL, hilarious.

[@blackmamba2004]

slime stole it from ludwig (this episode came out after fear&)

[@xBlueBalls]

@@blackmamba2004 that somehow makes it even better.

[@Demortalix]

But it was recorded before Fear&. They mention that in the Fear& episode.

[@blackmamba2004]

Shhh@@Demortalix

[@boogies]

@@DemortalixNo this episode is new. The fear& episode is a few days old

[@YoungCoconuttt]

“foreskin man is in an eternal battle with wolverine” went so criminally unacknowledged, i see you sweet baby aimen

[@llamaczech]

It doesn't make sense, though. Foreskin Man avenges circumcisions, Wolverine is eternally uncut.

[@chrispified]

@@llamaczech he does it himself every day

[@seana3918]

The squirrel girl bit was hilarious. Aiden just randomly bringing up a superhero with no relation.

[@joshrahn1417]

It was so good and it landed flat it made me sad.

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

Aiden as the latest herald of Galactus in whatever Marvel movie introduced the world-biter to the MCU. Bet that up, it writes itself from there, also squirrel girl is basically free without cons adding her into the mix of this particular narrative (hypothetical.. 😅) lol

[@Maria_745]

QT girlbossing a $50k bag out of one yard episode is iconic

[@mifosmovievault8335]

im in that seven forty five

[@flynnjf]

@@mifosmovievault8335💯

[@JayWhoCares]

Why do you talk like you're 12? I bet you love Taylor Swift. Lol

[@omgitsabbie]

mmm *girlboss* is cringe though she is just a boss in general

[@bigsmacked]

@@mifosmovievault8335W comment

[@Wizard_of_Bong]

This episode is like when you're the popular kid at school and you try to befriend the nerds, but they all start bullying you.

[@fire-wn6dj]

theyre insecure so they try to put him down

[@cathy4697]

​@@fire-wn6djlol

[@darrrrrby]

​@@fire-wn6djI definitely wouldn't read that far into it mate

[@s1ckboirari]

@@fire-wn6dj dunno bout that lmao seems like hasan is just watching a normal yard episode with very little added to the conversation

[@ColoursOfDan02]

@@fire-wn6dj Not sure why you put TRY in there

[@JigglyGOD]

For anyone curious, Apple Podcasts shows Fear & Malding's first episode was May 6th, 2021. First EP of The Yard was July 10th 2021. So Hasan was right, they were right before. The boys bit Hasan's shit

[@lmaorpickle2062]

Narc

[@TMBSClips]

Mogul moves 😌😌😌

[@ThorfinnSkuII]

Tbf, that initial Fear&Malding pod, was only Hasan and Will iirc, and didn't add QT and Austin til later on, which that change was likely influenced and motivated by The Yard debuting, with the same 4 member cast that they haven't genuinely switched up for (outside of guests of the week and the like lol) So one could almost be preaching facts by saying The Yard as was when they started, and what it is today, are identical with the 4 main Yard boys, hell Zipper even too lol. And the Fear& pod when they began, compared to what it is today, are enough of a significant change in the pods essence, that they should be considered 2 entirely separate pods, with the first rendition (H&W) walked away from that run, and collaborated alongside Austin n QT, to start a non-correlating fresh Pod, while losing/gaining key parts in building a better fitting formula/blueprint to accommodate the new additions to the cast. 😂😅😮😢🎉🎉❤

[@Cofiend]

Can’t believe Slime just bit Ludwig’s joke from the Fear& episode

[@blackmamba2004]

w joke steal strat

[@richardleo818]

100%

[@Angels510]

Doesn’t matter Ludwig owns Slime’s masters. Mogul Moves

[@thomasandrewclifford]

I never realized that Aiden and Hasan vibe so hard together. Austin better watch out.

[@potatoonastick2239]

Aiden's face is in the dictionary next to personable even if he's just talking to a random at the bus stop, but he's also a hasan viewer which adds to his conversational arsenal

[@literallyjustisaac3521]

Hasan likes him cause hes less gay

[@kakirin]

the second aiden gets on stream its over for austin

[@8877dksljfa]

God made sure Henry Kissinger died after this episode was filmed to help the boys keep the episode monetized.

[@misterpitters]

this is how i found out

[@martinmart-33]

@@misterpitters lmao 😭😭

[@aurelien5747]

@@misterpittersthere’s no better way to find out

[@caerulemusic]

So that's what Hasan sounds like without a 10dB noise gate on an SM7B

[@Stickman470]

None of these words are in the Bible

[@Saabyes]

@@Stickman470 You made me laugh sir, thanks

[@BarginsGalore]

⁠@@Stickman470I know “gate” is in the talmud

[@ShaneTheBane]

I appreciate Hasan not wanting to move on from the topic of ludeig trying out smoking

[@slicksmoothSMITH]

“It says men in it” underrated joke that flew under the radar

[@m0n5t3rm4d]

They laughed at Ludwig being a Jock, the same way that Stanz, Lud and Atrioc laughed at Slime for eating Panda Express

[@ThePolarpop]

This is a goated yard comment tbh

[@chanceroberson7517]

The Aiden prostate pipeline has been great to watch. It pays to be part of the patreon

[@nsyne]

The WHAT pipeline!?

[@chanceroberson7517]

@@nsyne we learned a lot about aidens prostate through the power hour on the patreon. I won’t spoil it for you

[@coffeebreak7668]

If there was ever an ad for the patreon it would be this

[@groggyfrog3452]

im incredibly close to caving in and subbing to the patreon. this is unironically an insane advertisement

[@bunnydango]

sometimes these guys bring up money and i snap back to reality holy shit they made more off a meme tshirt sale than my household does in a year LMAO

[@seth4627]

Hasan has the energy of a babysitter whos watching the clock waiting for the parents to come back

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He who's you called to beat the kids for you so you can still be the good parents.

[@artypyrec4186]

46:59

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

@@greenoftreeblackofblue6625 He is getting bullied tho by the kids

[@TheVitaminDee]

Slime immediately hitting Hasan's hair trigger "children perishing" reflex is goated

[@hobofan]

Love that when Ludwig mentions that he met his mother everyone else just bows their head down in shame :D

[@drteeth362]

I’m praying for the jerma ep after this string of highly requested guests

[@kaspalto8503]

I love the evolution of a Ludwig becoming a true Frenchman by starting his smoking addiction.

[@Lucarioguild7]

Once he starts smoking a pack for breakfast then he'll be a true Frenchman

[@senseofpermanence]

I would unironically watch Hasan yell awful political facts at Nick and he just responds with stupid jokes.

[@rainwhater]

I need Nick as a guest on the broadcast

[@JKC90]

​@@rainwhaterje suis suis en 😂😂Mr brights has 😢😢😢😊in the case of 🎉and the stand for for 😢

[@taciprince7400]

Was just thinking this, that would actually be my ideal podcast

[@thewingedserpent5823]

Fact means "In accordance with reality". since hasan lives in an entirely seperate reality from our world, his facts are totally different from those of everyone else.

[@ishaan9265]

​@@thewingedserpent5823cope harder

[@clem564]

every episode of this podcast could serve an analytical analysis of the modern American male but this episode in particular is really fascinating through this framework 💀

[@blammmed]

im watching this like genuinely puzzled how do men talk like this to each other

[@rosspritchett8423]

What part of it is puzzling?​@@blammmed

[@zxx3762]

Yea the old fascinating analytical analysis framework. Well said

[@haholaer4058]

crying at Aiden sneaking a bite of the sausage crust and putting it back in the bag 😂😭

[@lucasM005]

QT making 50k with the aiden shirts its the most hillarious and impresive thing i have ever heard. all hail the queen

[@doctorzeek2370]

squirrel girl is actually really fucking funny and kinda op in the comics, hilariously. Also its like aqua man, she cant turn into a squirrel, BUT she can talk to them lmao

[@jasonjavelin]

Damn this one has been a long time coming! The cut/ uncut question is always so interesting to me. Our friend group always refers to it being in “The Coalition” or not Lmao

[@TamagoMAS]

which side is the coalition?

[@jasonjavelin]

@@TamagoMASThe uncut since it’s a minority in the group

[@theclincher00]

If I had a nickel for every story I've heard in the past year about TSA agents in France being blatantly racist toward Asian travellers I would have 3 nickels which is absolutely insane

[@AF40952]

nick asking hasan if he can blow bubbles with his nicotine gum 😭

[@LolWutMikehSM]

Never been a fan, never cared for, or watched, or thought much about hasan. Seeing him actually seriously want to intervene on lud's fall into becoming a smoker, that shit was good. That is good character.

[@PkPvre]

Nothing else I've heard of him has been good, so I guess he does have something going for him after all.

[@wafflepoet5437]

If you’re curious, there’s plenty more to see throughout the day, every day. The stream is easy enough for boomers like me to figure out. He’s like this all the time and you might find out about something that interests you. Or not, but it’s healthier than prefacing any post with “Look, I hate Hasan, but…”

[@LolWutMikehSM]

@@wafflepoet5437 i made no remark of hate. Thats not what "never cared for" means. It means i havent given thinking of him a care

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

He is fun for those in more political side of things, or he is a very fun person to watch when you're not a gamer on twitch. I think I like watching him game cause of how bad he is at some of them, idk feels like your older boomer relative is trying out games.

[@PkPvre]

@@vaishnavisingh9244 I would say I'm quite politically involved, just not his extreme views. And it's even sadder when it comes from such an insane hypocrite.

[@connerharney8665]

I love when the boys have on a smaller creator to help promote the community, so sweet of them!

[@RollMeAFat1]

Me, watching this podcast on my toilet which is on the 2nd floor going “damn I didn’t know that”

[@imjustaghostO.O]

this synergy is so big and electric that I had to resist sleep even though i haven’t slept for 24hr and i’m not that young anymore for those tricks but thank you for the energy,great episode!

[@mangarino94]

Same 5:39am est for me RIP sleep schedule. Well I ruined it before watching but I really shouldn't have watched

[@robbierotten9467]

the jock more like dock line from nick was criminally underrated

[@argenti7216]

I feel like every episode 70% of the bangers Nick throws out go unacknowledged because everyone else is so much louder than him. Lol

[@zoid4258]

"Foreskin man is in a perpetual battle against wolverine" is a very funny joke that didn't get any credit

[@Rys0nSparkle]

Fear and Maulding Ep 1: May 6 2021 The Yard Ep 1: July 8 2021

[@Rycore]

All these requested guests really must mean Ludwig is sunsetting.

[@chanceroberson7517]

God bless QT for making the best shirt ever

[@Kevinofrepublic]

QT making 50k off the Aimen shirts is the funniest thing to happen this year. That's incredible

[@Ant12468]

Fellow yard listeners, we should all get big for each other. Collectivise the bigness and there will be a more equal and BIG society

[@kakirin]

Can I get big too ? 🥺

[@woaaaaahhh1287]

OUR bigness

[@virusDETECTED]

we can get so big together

[@inf3rnalis804]

Okay actually can we get an episode of both podcasts with the gays switched

[@kakirin]

Slime coming at hasan's throat will never not be funny, also a fuckton of people have been asking for aimen to come on his stream for years at this point. also just in case hasan talked about a website made by haters DO NOT LOOK IT UP THE WEBSITE HAS AN IP GRABBER

[@SergantSlime]

"Ah, I have brain disease, thank you!" is maybe my new favorite aiden comment

[@bridgerarnold6412]

Plumber here…bathrooms can exist on any floor. In fact, the higher the better in terms of drainage. Whether its floor 5, 6, or 7 gravity pulls down, and water is pressurized into the house meaning running water can be pumped into any floor, hence commercial building and skyscrapers having water on every floor. Hassan got absolutely gaslit during the bathroom segment.

[@315peaks]

QT making that much bank from the Aiden tshirts is so fucking funny to me. This was a great ep, always love seeing Hasan outside the hell that is twitch and his weird haters.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

I just listen to him like a podcast when he streaming, can't get mad at weirdos in chat if I don't see them :)

[@Hondewberry]

I love how more ADHD other people with ADHD make each other when they get together.

[@HectorVaca-o6i]

I love it when hasan gets big for ludwig

[@irakyl]

He eats a lot of fiber so his shits get big for ludwig too

[@kakirin]

@@irakyl no thats for nick, back off

[@fitzfizzy]

fun fact squirrel girl canonically defeated thanos

[@sagehoge]

and Doctor Doom

[@RetiredRobot]

⁠​⁠​⁠@@sagehogeI think you mean MF Doom

[@mrfashionguy1]

Skyscrapers and appartement buildings would be so interesting if Ludwigs toilet idea was true. Just an entire ground floor with nothing but bathrooms for everyone.

[@CloudCollapse]

Elevator goes down for maintenance suddenly you start finding poops in the stairwell in higher concentrations as you go up.

[@artypyrec4186]

Just gaslighting Hasan

[@kakirin]

you say that until we're face to face shitting like 👁👁

[@WillOfDavy]

Recently re-watching the 2022 best of vid and them turning the Lud's mom situation on Aiden is so funny

[@Btx860652]

I believe LilyPichu said she'd be down to go onto the Podcast in one of her latest live streams. More women representation and great vibes from what Fear Pong showed. Just maybe this time Aiden gets the fun drawings on the back?

[@thetruth9952]

I think slime would have to hold back his true self if they had lily on lol. I'd pay money to see Michael Reeves and slime have a conversation though

[@coffeebreak7668]

Both Lily and Michael are always some of that high tier guest material.

[@NoneedforAname69]

Aidan and Austin should actually switch for a couple of episodes. lmao

[@EricTheSwede]

Hey Nick, long time viewer first time caller here. Raspberries are "Hallon" in Swedish, "Jordgubbar" (great pronunciation btw!) is Strawberries!

[@HasanAbiAdventures]

1:00:09 - Ludwig lies - we have alot of Hasanabi Gaming edits, some even include him getting carried by Hasan in Valo! www.youtube.com/@HasanAbiGaming

[@HasanAbiGaming]

it's true

[@kakirin]

Best gaming editors in the game 🥸

[@HasanAbiGaming]

@kakirin oh shucks😊

[@TylerMango2233]

Aiden just casually plucking nose hairs during a conversation just proves he's the dad of the group

[@Action_Sloth]

My friend always mentions how I look and behave like slime to a weird amount. Im a hasanabi head so I click this episode and see him wearing a shirt I own from a niche internet anime meme webstore I kinda want to challenge him to a fight, because itd be the closest ill ever get to an irl mirror match

[@burritolover12345]

everyone was so big for us this ep and yet i kept getting distracted by nicks regal purple yard hoodie. I WANT IT!

[@bunniey3290]

Me, side-eyeing the second floor bathroom at work 8 feet away from my office

[@Tristialawirtz]

It’s so cool and humble of Hasan to take time off his day to meet these smaller unknowns and give them some recognition. Kinda fucked up that they let this alt-right maga mail guy on the pod but ok

[@gustavogustavao9015]

i have the same problem as Aiden, every single time i hear the "name a woman" thing i go absolutely STRAIGHT to margaret tatcher and i think i might just have discovered something about myself

[@headintheclouds4571]

Bisexual…

[@Elvesflame]

Torysexual

[@TheLiquorCpt]

The next guest on the show should be Mogul Mail, I feel like that guy would sleep Ludwig

[@WillfulNemesis]

Its too late now, DarkViperAU has already made 3 excessively angry vids about how slime is really the one that called Ludwigs mom a hooved animal

[@mayurmadiwalar2157]

someone gift these guys lights for the sets for Christmas

[@drteeth362]

They make $215,000 per month from this podcast, they can buy their own lights 💀

[@hei7846]

​@@drteeth362lights don't come cheap

[@brando_3345]

hasan is so big for us

[@omarg2079]

nah hasan is selfishly big. not for us. unlike ludwig, who's big for _us_

[@MiQuentin]

He’s so big 😍

[@shoutxv]

all 3 of my heads are exploding

[@bibubbletea]

He’s so big for the proletariat

[@ebenezer-scrooge]

@@omarg2079 hasan is big for himself 😔

[@georgegideon3788]

Holy shit slime has been getting so big for us

[@gabrielleatio7543]

This is like a bunch of kids sitting in a circle around an adult and asking him the most absurd questions.

[@u.k6547]

this was such a good episode. str8 to jokes n banter. any previous chemistry definitely shows n helped make the ep seamless

[@haco587]

Bro I have 2 bathrooms upstairs I almost got gaslighted into thinking that was a problem

[@GTIBROS]

Who's Hungrybox? So Ken learned... LMFAO

[@rkidy]

12:35 “is nicotine addictive?” - a 28 year old man with an English degree and a communications degree

[@hunchopog]

Nick getting off the Rick and Morty joke finally was the highlight of the pod

[@liliyume]

Good to know QT could use Aidens face to make money, his face basically paid for her Taylor swift box ❤ Or at least one one of them 😅

[@glowstick2chaos]

ludwig is very adhd core in this episode

[@ChrisG_90]

Ludwig dresses like an American tourist 24/7.

[@ekenemchii]

i need a will episode so bad

[@over7532]

Yeah I like Will. Big silly willy, ice cold chilly willy, willy vanilly. Willy Um? The Will to live. Willionaire.

[@Blooper_Ink]

Bro I bought that aimen shirt as soon as the qt episode came out and I don't regret it at all 😂.

[@hotsauce0097]

FREE PALESTINE

[@richardleo818]

“the nick forearm promise” is crazy.

[@PumpkinSpikey]

QT is the GOAT. That shirt is so funny. Slime is so unhinged. 😂 Hasan has the literal best socks on. I thought I got twice as much brain rot from the Fear& with Ludwig and Aiden but I actually got twice much brain rot from this episode then I got from the Fear& episode, 4x the brain rot 😂

[@theminecraft4202]

Finally, all 3 of QT's boyfriends are on the podcast together

[@lucasjoe1979]

"They're smoking Crack? Where?"

[@abbydebrouwer1004]

Ludwig calling slime Anthony was startling

[@TheMibbsyful]

the argument over who shits more is a truly incredible thought

[@Z3r0Z4r4g0z4]

It's great that Hasan took time to appear on the fledgling up and coming podcast The Yard. It's good when the people on top help those below. 😂

[@joshuarector2494]

Aimen is the first person I've ever found to also immediately go to Margaret Thatcher for the name a women question. If only he was still with us

[@mergentaro]

intactivist may be one of the best words i've ever heard bahaha

[@Tobberoth]

Damn, Luds Will Neff impression is pretty damn good

[@Adair92ar]

Heard the first minute on Spotify and immediately decided I had to wait for the video to drop on YT lol

[@AdDelayed]

If Lud thinks Foreskin Man is too literal, wait until he hears about Dog Welder

[@jocareding533]

I was worried they wouldn't mention shake drizzle in this episode, luckily LUD clutched it out

[@skkeptical7267]

Nobody slides onto the set anymore😢 I miss the old yard

[@spritelass6712]

Hasan going down that slide would of been...interesting.

[@badger6882]

3:23 “Was the dreidel spinning” joke should NOT fall under the radar

[@rockerdude]

That idf grenade joke was so good and just glossed over 😂

[@SquideARN]

i cracked way to hard at Nick saying "G stands for Girl"

[@Kailyn_eiko16]

As a former field hockey player and a field hockey assistant coach this on going field hockey bit is equally hilarious and infuriating 💀

[@tonyfernandez8645]

Boys were on fire the entire 90

[@krillin2591]

Nick: “HOW DO I NOT WIN THAT?!”

[@dochan2]

HASAN SO BIG FOR USSSS

[@Angexle]

1:33:15 Damn Lud showing his imposter side, there's nothing more french than eating foie gras with onion or fig jam