Humorous video of things you will never hear a typical drummer say. Disclaimer: We are making fun of the stereotypical rock drummer, so smart, employed, session drummers who can read music will probably take offense. Too bad.
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@BillyFromDaA4438 жыл бұрын
"wow my snare is tuned perfectly"
@Packhuffer7 жыл бұрын
I SAY THIS ALL THE TIME!
@martonkardos80947 жыл бұрын
I think it for a second, when I just've got it tuned up. Next moment I think it sounds horrible XD
@ForFearItsChris6 жыл бұрын
billy bonolis if a drummer does say that, and he’s under 25 years old, get ready for the worst snare sound of your life 😂😂😂
@PolyphonicPress9 жыл бұрын
Video should be called "Things Successful Drummers Say"
@ajc16039 жыл бұрын
Polyphonic Press A good drummer always shares his weed!
@username55ify7 жыл бұрын
"So I've been reading this great book lately!" That killed me, holy shit.
@jnfransoi69986 жыл бұрын
Standard Trevor i was reading the comment at the same time he said it
@ragemodeon34418 жыл бұрын
"i'm gonna play this song exactly as it's written" HAHAHAHAHAHA never said and never will do xD
@Blackand7 жыл бұрын
stop using written bullshit and learn by ear, godamn, its not that hard
@ragemodeon34417 жыл бұрын
kaika ku actually that is what I do :/
@ThereaalSP7 жыл бұрын
Rage ModeOn same
@GangGang-qk1se7 жыл бұрын
Rage ModeOn I try to do the song how it is played unless it can help the band. For example if the way the song was written was throwing the bassist off
@wagilini97237 жыл бұрын
It's likely that you shouldn't play the song exactly as it's written on the page.
@RevolutionInsignia7 жыл бұрын
"Of course I respect your opinion" "Yes, I've taken lessons. I don't think there's really ever a 'self taught' " "I love Buddy Rich!" "Metal drumming honestly isn't the most technical, just look a classic jazz and swing drummers like Gene Krupa" "You're right guys, I was off time!" "You want to throw in some suggestions?" "If I really practiced as much as I said, I'd be professional by now" "That tuning did kinda sound off huh?" "I really need to wrap up this session guys, I need to return home promptly to finish my thesis statement for my PhD. in Biochemistry" "No, I don't need to borrow money, but I appreciate your offer" "I can read music" "I can read"
@user-py3py5sx2f6 жыл бұрын
+ռɨƈ.ɦօʟǟsb That's a pretty narrow mindset
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28235 жыл бұрын
Come on, I've NEVER even heard of a guitar player who could tell a drum was badly tuned...:)
@createnewhandle_5 жыл бұрын
@@Nicholxsb I play drums and guitar. I can't read music worth shit.
@FelixWheatfield4 жыл бұрын
Actually, as a drummer, Buddy Rich in my opinion is overrated. Elvin Jones is where it's at
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
@@createnewhandle_ i can read in a few clefs. Badly in all of them. Lol. Bass/treble/grand staff and percussion.
@madridislife86127 жыл бұрын
"I'm going to play my music exactly as it's written" I laughed way to hard at this
@andrewwheeldon39579 жыл бұрын
How do you know a drummer is at the door - the knocking speeds up.
@thebritishguys63046 жыл бұрын
I laughed way too hard at that comment.. relatable af 😂
@nlzstn6 жыл бұрын
AHAHAHAH
@micahkafka84166 жыл бұрын
How do you get rid of them? Pay for the pizza.
@davedecker17255 жыл бұрын
Micah Kafka 😆😆😆
@saintpoli68004 жыл бұрын
Or you start hearing a paradiddle...
@eddiecobain67587 жыл бұрын
"My neighbours love me, they love hearing me practice everyday!" was good but.... "metronomes are my favourite" HAHAHAHAHHA TOO GOOD DUDE xDDDDD
@averagebusinessmen29 жыл бұрын
I've been reading this great book lately. That KILLED me
@nicholxsbxiley6956 жыл бұрын
That one didn’t make sense to me.
@thegreatmosquito55926 жыл бұрын
nicholxs bxiley the joke is drummers are too dumb to read
@leeschmitz9937 жыл бұрын
Things only drummers say - "That's fine. I know we all are an equal part of the band. But I'll set up everyone's equipment, while the lead guitarist hits on my wife, the lead vocalist snorts coke, and the bassist decides whether or not to even show up."
@derf2918 жыл бұрын
What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless.
@jojobear1386 жыл бұрын
fred minor first of all, ouch my feelings , second of all how dare you. XD
@tyeverette206 жыл бұрын
fred minor I'm a drummer and I don't get the joke
@Szukk6 жыл бұрын
What do you call a guitarist without a girlfriend? A drummer.
@drummerboy06205 жыл бұрын
What do you call a fred minor without a life? An idiot
@matthewmiller94853 жыл бұрын
What do you call a bassist without a girlfriend? A bassist!
@ILikeWafflz9 жыл бұрын
"3/4 is my favorite time signature" What? Do drummers generally dislike 3/4? My favorite thing with drumming is playing around with time signatures.
@fleagalisyourdaddy9 жыл бұрын
Just jokes. Drummers love hard time signatures.
@KillianDeaton8 жыл бұрын
+ILikeWafflz different time signatures make it fun, with just 4/4 it can get boring.
@ILikeWafflz8 жыл бұрын
+Killian Deaton I understand that. What had me a bit confused was the title of the video being "Things A Drummer will Never Say", suggesting drummers (at least the generic ones people make fun of) actually don't like 3/4. I'm just wondering what a drummer might dislike about the time signature.
@KillianDeaton8 жыл бұрын
ILikeWafflz Well, it's not the easiest to adjust to for some. I'll give it that. Personally, I think it's easy, along with cut time, 2/4 time, and comet time. Once you get to 5/4 and anything above that, excluding 6/8 time, things can get tricky
@ILikeWafflz8 жыл бұрын
+Killian Deaton When I play and make an effort to avoid 4/4 and 12/8 just to see what I can get, I find 5/4 (in the form of 5/8 + 5/8, and not 2/4 + 3/4), and 9/8 to be the time signatures I end up slipping into. Playing in odd sixteenths is a bit more challenging, but I've managed to figure it out a couple of times. What is comet time? I can't find anything looking it up.
@BrandonTownsend8 жыл бұрын
"Yea I'll use brushes. I love brushes." Hahaha. That one killed me!
@paigemartins2867 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I love brushes!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@troyboi76627 жыл бұрын
Paige Martins my band actually asked me to play with brushes for a gig😂🤦♂️ that part killed me lol
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28235 жыл бұрын
We don't like friggin "hot rods," either...
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
@@troyboi7662 Time to double the price or just tone down. Lol. See Bernard Purdie. Enough said. Or...James Gadson (Marvin Gay's sofa video of "I want You") as well as Bill Withers. Nick Mason, too.
@idkhow7 жыл бұрын
"My snare is tuned perfectly"
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
Lots of garbage snares out there, I guess. I neved have to touch my Ludwig 402. And it's not even a DW.
@danielcortez15288 жыл бұрын
The difference between drummers and percussionists
@tajbaber94255 жыл бұрын
There's also a difference between a drummer and a guy that plays drums.
@Archived07 жыл бұрын
0:18 is something I've said a few times.
@ThereaalSP7 жыл бұрын
Twitchy same
@motomedic50579 жыл бұрын
Truly there has not been a more spot on video in history. Lol I should work on my rudiments, haha
@TheApostleofRock8 жыл бұрын
+Moto Medic Seriously though. I do need to. But I don't lol
@basedfitness15929 жыл бұрын
What I've learned is that a drummer and a bassists should have a tight connection
@michielvanderheyden49609 жыл бұрын
"I love click tracks" hahah xD
@Hennu_TRM6 жыл бұрын
I'm a drummer (somewhat new to drums, not super great) and a friend of mine recently challenged me to start playing with a click and I actually love it because I can already tell it's making me a way better musician.
@obiplays52709 жыл бұрын
"As a matter of fact Ill put my shirt back on" "The bassit is more attractive than me" You sir are a gentleman and a scholar, sub earned!
@V8trickshot8 жыл бұрын
" your right my drums are out of tune "
@JohnSmith-ol9zd9 жыл бұрын
A rock drummer wouldn't say these. But most jazz or orchestra members can read,
@sicus5D8 жыл бұрын
+Low Battery You dont have drummers in orchestra, you have percussionists.
@Sky_Lamby8 жыл бұрын
Even in some bands, you have percussionist and not drummers, because why confine yourself to one instrument when you could play eight at a time am I right?
@chrisboon63548 жыл бұрын
+sicus5D you do not have percussionists you have a conductor who managed to hold on to both sticks
@danielwilby66578 жыл бұрын
+sicus5D jazz orchestra?
@deanboy24167 жыл бұрын
black metal drummer here, been saying about 80% of things he mentioned, including playing the song exactly as written, being quieter and using the metronome (or click track). \m/
@nOT_sURE088 жыл бұрын
"I know EXACTLY where the match to this stick is."
@Astromyxin8 жыл бұрын
I don't actually say, "Hey guys help yourself to my weed and beer", but it's implied.
@jsaktube7 жыл бұрын
Lmao "I'm going to play this music exactly how it was written " Too funny
@nOT_sURE088 жыл бұрын
"My kick pedal has NEVER fallen apart."
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28235 жыл бұрын
Mine hasn't. Even the cheap ones that are with the kit. If you destroy them, you have to learn how to treat your stuff :)
@7R1KKY6 жыл бұрын
You forgot "Oh, you're tuning? Alright, I'll stop playing."
@GastrophetDrum9 жыл бұрын
I lolled a few times. "..yeah I'll use brushes, I love Brushes." hahaha FTS...I have to buy new brushes : (
@TanksGoInFirst7 жыл бұрын
Jared Dines called, he want's his videos back......................................
@manifestgtr8 жыл бұрын
"did anyone see where I left the book I've been reading?"
@alexlyster86797 жыл бұрын
that last one i don't think anyone will ever say
@Sighbot6 жыл бұрын
"In the words of Shakespeare..."
@BoogsAccount9 жыл бұрын
"Does anyone need to borrow some money?"
@nOT_sURE088 жыл бұрын
"I'd better replace this busted head."
@ZacMetal996 жыл бұрын
"So I've been reading this book lately."
@vincentfloritto4736 жыл бұрын
"So about my full time job." lol!
@racynot9 жыл бұрын
This is my favorite video on all of KZbin.
@krism34019 жыл бұрын
LOL "I'm certainly not the most Talented member of the band; the bassist is" - then shoot him hahaha 🔫
@gerardsgrill90918 жыл бұрын
"I put too many fills in that song, as they say, less is more!" "Y'know what, imma put my shirt back on"
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
Never saw a topless drummer. (Usually): thank God
@nOT_sURE088 жыл бұрын
"Yeah I tuned them before you guys got here."
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
So he either got there 2 hours ago or it rained and you're screwed (wood won't stay in tune)
@ND-iz6dd6 жыл бұрын
I usually dont watch these types of videos but this one was actually funny. Keep making good videos.
6 жыл бұрын
thanks man. Seriously dude, its been a long while since I had a genuine laugh. That was hilarious.
@notanyoneimportant29917 жыл бұрын
The sarcasm is strong with this one
@picsnation48198 жыл бұрын
This is the funniest hing ive seen all month
@sambeason38206 жыл бұрын
“What do you thing about this collared shirt. I think I’ll wear it next gig instead of the wife beater, It’s more classy”.
@gavingriffith60166 жыл бұрын
"So I was looking at the music..." 😂😂😂😂😂 This video is amazing
@deekerr16137 жыл бұрын
These videos are actually very helpful and make great progress markers. I've noticed that I've been beginning to say more and more things from joke videos like these which shows how I'm improving as a musician.
@Adam-bq6ic8 жыл бұрын
"help yourself to some of my weed" hahahaha
@malkolmlind85987 жыл бұрын
"3/4s is my favourite time signature." HAHA! Man that one got me cracking really hard! xD
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28237 жыл бұрын
I got one! Regarding pot: "No, I'm good." lol!
@naufaladen24016 жыл бұрын
"Oh you're tuning? I'll be quite for a while"
@vesak9888 жыл бұрын
Well. I say most of these things.. what is wrong with me? :D
@iisaacbailey7 жыл бұрын
When he he said go ahead and help your self to my weed I cracked up laughing 😂
@dastuffz8 жыл бұрын
"I need to work on my rudiments" genuinely laughed out loud
@jesusquillen54606 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys help yourself to my weed" haha every drummers nightmare
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28234 жыл бұрын
Because all drummers are the biggest pothead in the band, lol
@samdunkksu2b1299 жыл бұрын
"No no I'll pay for the pizza" *pulls out a 50* xD damn that pizza straight fro. Italy
@enderman67776 жыл бұрын
You can see the pain in his eyes.
@sengastar6 жыл бұрын
As someone who recently started drumming for an orchestra I relate tot this so much!
@KitCotter8 жыл бұрын
Brilliant... I've spent 50 yrs in bands, sooo accurate... well done, man
@wakingupfrom6 жыл бұрын
"does anyone need to borrow some money" SO FUNNY!
@juliotironi76947 жыл бұрын
"Metronomes are my favorites" Ughhhhhhhhhhhh xD
@Rezbomb988 жыл бұрын
"Go ahead an help yourself to my beer" omf, lol, glad someone mentioned it
@Packhuffer7 жыл бұрын
"Go ahead and help yourself to my weed"
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
I think you may need a better class of lowlife. I never heard of anyone, even total strangers, not automatically offering to share. Lol
@wyatt49327 жыл бұрын
thanks for making me self aware
@dredde15367 жыл бұрын
One for this video could've been: "Where are my earplugs!?"
@teknical1007 жыл бұрын
I am crying here, so good.
@thebritishguys63046 жыл бұрын
3/4 is my favourite time signature 😂
@drumsavvy82242 жыл бұрын
"That other drummer that fills in"😁
@randys55689 жыл бұрын
Both things about the bassist is something that no one in a band will say.
@sid5527 жыл бұрын
"Damn, my snare sounds heavenly"
@TheFreakOfNature266 жыл бұрын
"Did I show you guys my college diploma?" "Did I show you guys my high school diploma?" Dead.
@MysteryMan8527 жыл бұрын
''Pianissimo'' Yeh, I'm fairly certain that's every non-jazz drummers worst nightmare.
@8518520931142085139 жыл бұрын
@ 1:00 - I think the other one there should be "I can read music" :p
@fuzzylogiceire9 жыл бұрын
***** Lots of drummers can read music.
@8518520931142085139 жыл бұрын
fuzzylogiceire - So can a lot of guitarists, but if you showed me a guitarist and asked me if he could read sheet music I'd guess "No."
@MrJman9109 жыл бұрын
***** I'm a drummer and I can read music, but drum music doesn't help much unless I'm trying to play a jazz solo or something.
@8518520931142085139 жыл бұрын
Jackson Ward - Well yeah, like, I mean a lot of drummers I know either started in a school band or played in the school's jazz band or something, so plenty of them can read music just fine, and some of them I could even print out the sheet music for drum parts I had written and give it to them before practice and they could learn their parts that way (which was AWESOME). But like, I learned drums by just playing along with CDs and stuff. I can read music, but I can't sight-read or anything because I learned theory separately from playing. I imagine most stereotypical "rock" drummers can't read music the same way that most stereotypical rock guitarists can't read music.
@fuzzylogiceire9 жыл бұрын
I find reading very important as it allows me to understand and practice from all the educational drum books out there (Stick Control, Syncopation, etc) These would be exercises though. At this moment in time, I would struggle to sight read a full chart.
@nOT_sURE088 жыл бұрын
How about, "Oh sorry, are you trying to tune? Here, I'll stop playing for a second. I'll wait to practice my tom fills when you're finished."
@528freddy6 жыл бұрын
i lost my sh*t when he said: "Ive been reading this great book lately"
@jameskirkbydrums6 жыл бұрын
i do love click tracks though, helps me lock in and i can float around with subdivisions and displacements over it :)
@1019nothing6 жыл бұрын
the 3/4th part got me good.
@mschuhler6 жыл бұрын
"Hey guys, wanna see my high school diploma" golden
@ramkoirala86859 жыл бұрын
"The bassist is" at the final lol
@evanmorris53117 жыл бұрын
"I think I'm going to actually play what's on the music"never will say that in my life and never do that
@JvdB017 жыл бұрын
"pianissimo" wahahaaa too true!
@x2spooky4me5 жыл бұрын
"So today I learned..."
@justinuihlein87618 жыл бұрын
This man is the MAN! From one Drummer to another---Thanks! Flat out GREAT!Your DW drums are most impressive.....
@MatthewJury8 жыл бұрын
Click tracks are my favorite!
@muscatel78039 жыл бұрын
Things Neil Peart says.
@windsofmarchjourneyperrytr28233 жыл бұрын
Stuff Peart (not any other drummer) ever said: "I'll move the drums myself." And, "Just leave the PA, I'll get it."
@podsforpods81019 жыл бұрын
Metronomes are the key to drumming
@kaelevi77019 жыл бұрын
"you wanna see my high school diploma??" LOL
@gerardsgrill90918 жыл бұрын
This might be the funniest, and most true video, on the internet about drummers.
@odas92747 жыл бұрын
I sometimes say some of these, because i don't do rock drumming, i read notes
@tylermcay66766 жыл бұрын
"I'll sing the next bit" "I'll let the guitarist write my next bit" "I'll slow this next bit down" "I'll turn up but there is no way the rest of the band will let me down"
@AmericanSpyFox6 жыл бұрын
unfortuanitely, Dave Grohl, made every aspiring drummer believe all you have to do is hit the heads as hard as you can.
@TheChordstruckPony8 жыл бұрын
"Can we use a click track on this one?" I HEAR SO MANY DRUMMERS SCREAM THIS ONE TO ME "I'm gonna get piano lessons." Word that around to "can you give me piano lessons" and you'd hear it everyday.
@mushtombofficial9 жыл бұрын
your Owen Wilson impression would be amazing
@arkana566 жыл бұрын
Video: ahhhhh. That's an A flat. Me: no, it´s not.
@hastybananas12516 жыл бұрын
The college diploma was funny abd the high school made it even funnier haha this guy is a genius
@tylerthompson10756 жыл бұрын
As a drummer, this is way too true
@DrummerJulian7 жыл бұрын
i am a Drummer and i say this is great video
@KayZee19579 жыл бұрын
Things a guitarist never says: I think I'll get a day job so my girlfriend isn't supporting me. I can get *my* sound at a lower volume. No I don't need a capo, I can transpose. I have to keep my own time and not expect the drummer to keep me from rushing into next week. This part probably doesn't need effects. Maybe shred *is* dead...
@technoreb42019 жыл бұрын
I'm a drummer and I say a lot of these because I'm edgy and rebellious.