Things a Drummer Would Never Say

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Jared Dines

Jared Dines

Күн бұрын

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@whatbreaksthesilence8508
@whatbreaksthesilence8508 5 жыл бұрын
"I should practice more and stop making excuses" that's something everyone in a band would never say
@GROWL211
@GROWL211 5 жыл бұрын
I never make an excuse, I'm a lazy fuck and I'm honest with myself.
@troimendoza8863
@troimendoza8863 5 жыл бұрын
@@GROWL211 same here lmao
@marcorock101
@marcorock101 5 жыл бұрын
Im saying it But that's also why i aint in a band anymore 😂
@whatbreaksthesilence8508
@whatbreaksthesilence8508 5 жыл бұрын
Don't get me wrong, this applies to myself as well... I must try to be better
@conzo4620
@conzo4620 5 жыл бұрын
I always say that kind of stuff but don’t do it
@zenbabaloo1931
@zenbabaloo1931 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm sick of the bass player getting all the girls" Forget drummers, no musician period has ever said that.
@bradleestone5344
@bradleestone5344 5 жыл бұрын
😂 👍
@mick5137
@mick5137 5 жыл бұрын
The early Stones (circa '65) had a groupie tally sheet with Bill Wyman besting the rest of the band combined.
@oobernoober7617
@oobernoober7617 4 жыл бұрын
If you hear that then you must have the best damn bassist alive
@WutItDuex
@WutItDuex 4 жыл бұрын
*cries in bass clef*
@nancydiaz9904
@nancydiaz9904 4 жыл бұрын
😡😠😠👎
@samblanchard6837
@samblanchard6837 5 жыл бұрын
You should’ve added “Me? Drum solo? I don’t think I should have one. “
@forkman28
@forkman28 5 жыл бұрын
I actually don't enjoy playing drum solos ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
@timothyflynn9992
@timothyflynn9992 5 жыл бұрын
@@forkman28 same tbh, sometimes the songs calls for one but I'd rather let the guitarist do something lol
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 5 жыл бұрын
I much more prefer the fills.
@coitusinterruptus4226
@coitusinterruptus4226 5 жыл бұрын
Ringo Starr hated em
@discodeacy8840
@discodeacy8840 5 жыл бұрын
Ringo, is that you? lol
@MapleApeBand
@MapleApeBand 5 жыл бұрын
“I like Dave Grohl more as a guitarist than a drummer” that got me so frickin salty
@matthewarchambault7106
@matthewarchambault7106 5 жыл бұрын
I like him as a singer more than anything
@holly2011
@holly2011 5 жыл бұрын
Matthew Archambault he’s a great singer but he’ll always be remembered, at least by me, for his outstanding drumming
@petran4018
@petran4018 5 жыл бұрын
That guy was one of the best drummers in the nirvana era. I wonder if he still likes to practise the drums.
@hummingtoadeadsong
@hummingtoadeadsong 5 жыл бұрын
*angry drummer noises*
@BoxOfCurryos
@BoxOfCurryos 4 жыл бұрын
Vaporeon Gaming he also drummed for the first 3 foo fighters albums. Keep that in mind.
@andrewzercher1233
@andrewzercher1233 5 жыл бұрын
“I’m just fed up with the bassist getting all the girls” that one cut deep... #bassistlife lol
@Goatboii
@Goatboii 5 жыл бұрын
Don't you mean #bassistlif ? 😂
@meespeeters826
@meespeeters826 5 жыл бұрын
I see a fellow slapper
@hyperbiscuit2284
@hyperbiscuit2284 5 жыл бұрын
That's something no one would say.
@oldtrees3564
@oldtrees3564 5 жыл бұрын
#basslivesmatter
@unlshtb4524
@unlshtb4524 5 жыл бұрын
Guitarists are so cliche all the chicks go for the bassists now. So much for the stinky drummers i guess...
@therarelement
@therarelement 5 жыл бұрын
The drummers don’t care about the guitarist or the vocalist,they are in love with the bassist.They complete each other.
@unlshtb4524
@unlshtb4524 5 жыл бұрын
Why though, rythm guitars are absolutely amazing combined with drums
@bt3743
@bt3743 5 жыл бұрын
@@unlshtb4524 cause no bass sounds thin.
@unlshtb4524
@unlshtb4524 5 жыл бұрын
@@bt3743 that makes sense
@thailai3277
@thailai3277 5 жыл бұрын
CIA why not both
@runnuponyoclique
@runnuponyoclique 5 жыл бұрын
*Cough* 5SOS *cOuGh*
@2020USCensusBureau
@2020USCensusBureau 5 жыл бұрын
“I’ve never had anger issues” They do say that, it’s just never true
@vinyredx9220
@vinyredx9220 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah... sorry about that When you start playing drums, a demon will spawn inside your head and make you a violent creature of nature when playing
@vinyredx9220
@vinyredx9220 5 жыл бұрын
It's like a deal with the devil, if you wanna play good, then let me help you
@skatertita
@skatertita 4 жыл бұрын
The day I looked at a drum kit was the day an angry demon decided to live inside me
@oobernoober7617
@oobernoober7617 4 жыл бұрын
Its a thing of when your trying to get a good groove or fill and you try it so much that when you finally get it your so damn angry and have that mentality when you play
@yucatansuckaman5726
@yucatansuckaman5726 4 жыл бұрын
@@vinyredx9220 I already had mine by the time i picked up the sticks
@roofklimber101
@roofklimber101 5 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize how polite of a drummer I was until now lol I've actually said all these things
@fatinzamri432
@fatinzamri432 4 жыл бұрын
A polite drummer is rarer than anything in the world
@Leoslion02
@Leoslion02 4 жыл бұрын
Very pure. Don’t lose it
@Luke-yu1tj
@Luke-yu1tj 4 жыл бұрын
Same dude
@middleclassbogan9741
@middleclassbogan9741 4 жыл бұрын
I've done a few of these too
@therinwhitten
@therinwhitten 4 жыл бұрын
The PA guys love some electric kits man. One plug and you can adjust the volume of all the pieces. I started playing live with my Roland td11
@danielmendoza8993
@danielmendoza8993 5 жыл бұрын
“I should get an electric kit” Hurt me the most
@liamfitzgerald7217
@liamfitzgerald7217 4 жыл бұрын
Electric kits can be pretty fun. Especially when you play around with stuff that can't be replicated on an acoustic kit like Drum n' Bass type sounds or the 808 sounds. I usually like to go for the arcade machine bloops and bleeps because they're dumb sounding and fun to play with.
@justice5594
@justice5594 4 жыл бұрын
I live in an apartment so I have no choice but the electric kit
@justice5594
@justice5594 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly :(
@stereodegree2257
@stereodegree2257 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sketchy chicken nuggets
@jemurbean
@jemurbean 4 жыл бұрын
Dr. Sketchy thats better then nothing tho
@oddballskull1941
@oddballskull1941 5 жыл бұрын
“Slow down, I can’t drum that fast”
@Red-dv9ej
@Red-dv9ej 5 жыл бұрын
What sad is I always think that in class. I’ve only been playing for about 5 months and the other drummer in my class has been playing a lot longer than me so it’s really intimidating 😣
@drummerboy0620
@drummerboy0620 5 жыл бұрын
Rittled Ronnie there’s always a bigger fish. I’m a freshman with a soft Moore and junior who are legends in my school. I get it. You’ll get there
@linnik2649
@linnik2649 4 жыл бұрын
@@Red-dv9ej when you first start playing drums, speed doesnt matter at all, you should focus on your precision and hand technique
@kestencoats6942
@kestencoats6942 2 жыл бұрын
If you say that your just an outv right bad drummer
@kestencoats6942
@kestencoats6942 2 жыл бұрын
and the truth is to you got to just a little cocky
@crocodil228
@crocodil228 5 жыл бұрын
I want to listen, how the drummer will play, if guitarist writes the drum part
@LordOfFlies
@LordOfFlies 5 жыл бұрын
Come listen to my band haha
@relatableburger3118
@relatableburger3118 5 жыл бұрын
Happened here. Everything was written by them long before I joined.
@trashstack
@trashstack 5 жыл бұрын
All the wrong stuff
@IvanZagarovArchive
@IvanZagarovArchive 5 жыл бұрын
But... drummers don't have like 5 hands and 3 legs! xD
@Trisket
@Trisket 5 жыл бұрын
Animals as Leaders first album.
@elliscarr2401
@elliscarr2401 5 жыл бұрын
Tuning drums is like pulling teeth honestly the best depiction. Nobody knows what they're doing with that key
@therealryan99
@therealryan99 4 жыл бұрын
It becomes pretty easy if you train your ear/work on your aural skills a bit :)
@ratsalad178
@ratsalad178 4 жыл бұрын
fuckin a
@Hugh-Man0006
@Hugh-Man0006 4 жыл бұрын
I don't lose drum keys...i just can never find them when i need them.
@gojifan54gaming15
@gojifan54gaming15 3 жыл бұрын
I like my drums to be out of tune. Is that weird?
@reapervich4192
@reapervich4192 3 жыл бұрын
@@gojifan54gaming15 yeah, kinda
@ferdinandstrat
@ferdinandstrat 5 жыл бұрын
Actually played with a guy with more guitar and production knowledge who played drums, he was a joy to work with.
@goncalobaia1574
@goncalobaia1574 5 жыл бұрын
Those are so rare they feel like gold
@poochie9001
@poochie9001 5 жыл бұрын
He wasn’t a drummer, he was just a guy who played drums😉
@ferdinandstrat
@ferdinandstrat 5 жыл бұрын
Rare is an understatement, but it was obvious he was more committed to other projects, with his abilities I cant fault him
@Mr_jz_12
@Mr_jz_12 5 жыл бұрын
Got a mate that does it all. Crazy guy. I wish I had an ounce of his music ability.
@jordank5975
@jordank5975 5 жыл бұрын
@@poochie9001 How'd you get out of my garage, you tool?
@ashscott6068
@ashscott6068 5 жыл бұрын
Things a drummer WOULD say: "The clicktrack keeps going out of time!"
@TheFiteShow
@TheFiteShow 5 жыл бұрын
my dad's a drummer and he refuses to play in my church's band because they use a click track lol
@PeddyGD
@PeddyGD 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFiteShow its not that hard lmao
@TheFiteShow
@TheFiteShow 5 жыл бұрын
@@PeddyGD its not that its hard, he just doesn't want to use it
@PeddyGD
@PeddyGD 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheFiteShow why
@saintpoli6800
@saintpoli6800 5 жыл бұрын
The Fite Show (ToonTown) No, it’s hard.
@Liyingbemo
@Liyingbemo 5 жыл бұрын
I haven't dated any of your exes lmao
@JBags0203
@JBags0203 5 жыл бұрын
Hits very close to home with my drummer
@traze2963
@traze2963 5 жыл бұрын
JBags yikes
@JBags0203
@JBags0203 5 жыл бұрын
@@traze2963 its okay but yeah when i first found out it fucked me
@Liyingbemo
@Liyingbemo 5 жыл бұрын
😆
@TheJokesterSCR
@TheJokesterSCR 5 жыл бұрын
@@JBags0203 Funny enough, it was actually our vocalist who dated one of MY exes. Kinda backwards, lol! I never dated any friends exes. That shit is just weird knowing that your boy has been inside the girl you're dating, haha!
@PrizmSeeR
@PrizmSeeR 5 жыл бұрын
My old drummer was a little like this, he wanted everyone happy but he was so talented and sounded way better when he jammed and I always encouraged it! Some great songs came from that dynamic.
@stevedavis2473
@stevedavis2473 5 жыл бұрын
You forgot the main one... no it's ok you can have the last beer
@barracuda0405
@barracuda0405 5 жыл бұрын
Seriously no one ever say that
@CipherSerpico
@CipherSerpico 5 жыл бұрын
Steven Davis Spot on, spot on.
@floydbones5111
@floydbones5111 5 жыл бұрын
As a guitarist , I can vouch for the genuine nature of this statement
@bdaarmy9736
@bdaarmy9736 5 жыл бұрын
That one's not just for drummers.
@omgitis
@omgitis 5 жыл бұрын
you misspelled “the entire pack of”
@KarthikNagarajan
@KarthikNagarajan 5 жыл бұрын
Has the drum kit mic-ed Uses the audio recorded from the camera shooting the video What a mad-lad
@Kuso319
@Kuso319 5 жыл бұрын
editing the sound recorded and syncing it to a video is a lot of work lmao also sound quality isn't the main point of this video lmao
@KarthikNagarajan
@KarthikNagarajan 5 жыл бұрын
@@Kuso319 mic-ing a drum kit too is a pain.. and that's why he's a mad lad to do it and still not use it
@Kuso319
@Kuso319 5 жыл бұрын
@@KarthikNagarajan true 😂
@matthewarchambault7106
@matthewarchambault7106 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@CaptainCocaine
@CaptainCocaine 4 жыл бұрын
@@KarthikNagarajan It's probably just always mic'd up.
@astel_xviii
@astel_xviii 5 жыл бұрын
So glad u came back to the drums! I missed it a loooot
@louis5865
@louis5865 5 жыл бұрын
He just uploaded "computer drums vs real drums v2" go watch it its great
@astel_xviii
@astel_xviii 5 жыл бұрын
@@louis5865 Thanks for the info! I already knew it tho
@lemondrizzle9606
@lemondrizzle9606 5 жыл бұрын
He is literally a drummer in a band
@evanpark8434
@evanpark8434 5 жыл бұрын
the only problem for me tho is that he NEEDS to use wrists and not forearms, it b u g s my ocd real bad lmao
@Desborough_Heathen
@Desborough_Heathen 5 жыл бұрын
"Sure I'd love to play the Cajon instead of my kit for the next acoustic show. I can do way more with a cajon for the music...."
@davidsiqueira2996
@davidsiqueira2996 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Finch you win. You definitely win.
@Desborough_Heathen
@Desborough_Heathen 5 жыл бұрын
@@davidsiqueira2996 Sadly it's a true story bro. The band I was with did an acoustic set and they always wanted me to play a cajon or djembe.. I hated it
@tanic4able
@tanic4able 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Finch preach brother
@RivLoveshine
@RivLoveshine 5 жыл бұрын
Danny Finch I like those.
@haekalalfhad2554
@haekalalfhad2554 5 жыл бұрын
@@Desborough_Heathen Exactly what i felt! When i told my band that i can play drum and they was like "Oh cool! You'll play cajon then". I was never touch the cajon back then nor playing it. It sucks.
@mister_matrix
@mister_matrix 5 жыл бұрын
Now things guitarists/audio engineers say
@AmethystRebellion
@AmethystRebellion 5 жыл бұрын
Arnav Matrix He already did a things beginner guitarists say, it's time for him to do another!
@maybeimleo
@maybeimleo 5 жыл бұрын
He has done both of these
@madhavmittal7577
@madhavmittal7577 5 жыл бұрын
He should get Glenn for audio engineers
@okbro1324
@okbro1324 5 жыл бұрын
maybeimleo that was his joke dude he already knows he did em
@metalbornmetalbred
@metalbornmetalbred 5 жыл бұрын
Things a drummer would never say - "My dream is to be in a band with Stevie T."
@drsatanrx
@drsatanrx 5 жыл бұрын
Unless the drummer is stevie t
@hostofsoulslol
@hostofsoulslol 5 жыл бұрын
Omg, Jared and Steve are friends in real life
@metalbornmetalbred
@metalbornmetalbred 5 жыл бұрын
@@hostofsoulslol No shit, Sherlock.
@tobyhowe6259
@tobyhowe6259 5 жыл бұрын
Say that to the drummer of moonlight eternal
@jessewilliams8724
@jessewilliams8724 4 жыл бұрын
I know it's a joke but an actual band with Stevie T would be pretty dope
@Majin2222
@Majin2222 5 жыл бұрын
All the things about ego are EXACTLY the same for guitarists, singers, bass player and other musicians xD
@DaveRucci
@DaveRucci 5 жыл бұрын
Majin2222 : things bass players say...
@netkosent1620
@netkosent1620 5 жыл бұрын
lol I'm guessing you're a drummer since you're feelin something. :D
@FairPlay0007
@FairPlay0007 5 жыл бұрын
Bass players are the opposite of being egoistic
@samlawrence4627
@samlawrence4627 5 жыл бұрын
@@DaveRucci yesssssssss
@RemusHerciu
@RemusHerciu 5 жыл бұрын
@@FairPlay0007 that's something a bass player would say out of ego
@CaptainCocaine
@CaptainCocaine 4 жыл бұрын
"Mind if I show up to practice early? I don't want everyone to be waiting on me to finish setting up my kit."
@nimoon
@nimoon 4 жыл бұрын
You got me at "I'm not really good at stick tricks. I spend too much time practicing the actual music."
@elidenning6276
@elidenning6276 5 жыл бұрын
"Neil Peart wasn't that creative of a drummer" I wanted to punch my computer
@MrBTBusch
@MrBTBusch 5 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@mattwilkinson5605
@mattwilkinson5605 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@concernedfather1233
@concernedfather1233 4 жыл бұрын
Yup
@cemor_weiner7622
@cemor_weiner7622 4 жыл бұрын
I verbally said. You fuckin take that back
@ianfarrell6604
@ianfarrell6604 4 жыл бұрын
RIP
@ARASNshane
@ARASNshane 5 жыл бұрын
As a drummer for almost 15 years, 90% of this triggered me AF, and I chuckled after every bit. Well done.
@tomverstappendrums3423
@tomverstappendrums3423 5 жыл бұрын
OH YEAH DUDE YOU CAN TOTALLY BORROW MY CYMBALS HAHAHAHA
@mocheford
@mocheford 5 жыл бұрын
Now that's something I would never say
@shiningarmor2838
@shiningarmor2838 4 жыл бұрын
Always keep 2 sets of cymbals. The ones they can borrow, and the good ones.
@mx.peaches8710
@mx.peaches8710 4 жыл бұрын
I never understood the whole “drummer ego” thing, then I joined drum line and I get it now smh
@errigog2151
@errigog2151 5 жыл бұрын
"these skins are brand new, I replace them every week" Well, good morning, Mr Rockefeller
@robbieredrum5953
@robbieredrum5953 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sure! I don't want to record my drums live. Let's just program it. Genius.
@TheJokesterSCR
@TheJokesterSCR 5 жыл бұрын
I use to be so against it, but drum machines use to just sound fake as fuck. I just programmed the drums for my bands upcoming album in order to save a lot of money. We're spending so much money on everything else, I figured I could put aside my pride and just program the drums. They sound really, really good though. And everything is written on my actual kit, and I still perform these songs live at a good 98+% level. So... fuggit. Hopefully the next one we can afford to record my drums live.
@magmarok8209
@magmarok8209 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJokesterSCR what's your band's name and album?
@robbieredrum5953
@robbieredrum5953 5 жыл бұрын
All I do is program drums. Sound so really now. But my friends who drum hate most plugin programs.
@DivePlane13
@DivePlane13 5 жыл бұрын
@@TheJokesterSCR what's the SAUCE
@TheJokesterSCR
@TheJokesterSCR 5 жыл бұрын
@@magmarok8209 Darker By Design. First EP was recorded live in a studio, but everything after our Sinister At Last EP has been programmed. Check out our songs My Shrine of Flesh and Overthrown by Oblivion. The full album comes later this year.
@theanalogkid_4588
@theanalogkid_4588 5 жыл бұрын
I'm legit subscribing because you pronounced Peart correctly
@stuartthehuman5280
@stuartthehuman5280 5 жыл бұрын
How do you pronounce it wrong lol
@lo7058
@lo7058 4 жыл бұрын
Stuart the Human ‘Purt’ or Part
@brohvakiindova4452
@brohvakiindova4452 4 жыл бұрын
@@stuartthehuman5280 not many people are aware but "colonoscopy" is also a wrong pronounciation of peart
@Jayplaysdrums_
@Jayplaysdrums_ 5 жыл бұрын
1:40 is HUGE FACTS though 😂😂 I’m a drummer and I still have no idea what I’m doing with tuning. Just tune them til they sound good to me
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz 4 жыл бұрын
OMG same 😂
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz 4 жыл бұрын
But then again, we all know the only opinion that matters is that if us drummers 😎
@uatitofa2482
@uatitofa2482 4 жыл бұрын
I seriously just got done doing that lol
@aragornmchick8877
@aragornmchick8877 5 жыл бұрын
"I'm just fed up with the bassist getting all the girls." Ouch.
@66taner67
@66taner67 5 жыл бұрын
Guitarist just Think you have 4arms 3 legs and a extra hand
@jamesstuart1634
@jamesstuart1634 5 жыл бұрын
Wait... You don't?
@lefthook4878
@lefthook4878 5 жыл бұрын
@KingOfLegends23 hahaha. Carey? More like Flo Mounier
@FxBrour
@FxBrour 5 жыл бұрын
So one extra hand but 4 arms... does that mean one of those arms is just a stump? Or does it mean that you have 4 arms and then just a armless Hand somewhere.
@NoName-vl4lv
@NoName-vl4lv 5 жыл бұрын
Corvin Caassimolar I imagined 1 of the arms has 2 hands
@michaelblakley845
@michaelblakley845 4 жыл бұрын
Lord Marco does
@skatertita
@skatertita 2 жыл бұрын
3:06 is something feel on an emotional level
@oneomen680
@oneomen680 5 жыл бұрын
Guitarist: Stop playing I'm tuning my guitar Drummer: continues to play ...
@sunnyday6906
@sunnyday6906 5 жыл бұрын
Every guitarists say to every drummers ever
@smentertainment9008
@smentertainment9008 5 жыл бұрын
Also could apply to Guitarists talking to each other
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz
@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz 4 жыл бұрын
They should show up already tuned
@liamfitzgerald7217
@liamfitzgerald7217 4 жыл бұрын
@@ErikBeccahFarmerBikerz Depends on the weather. If it's cold or hot af, that can affect the guitar in the same manner it can affect the drums.
@squidbombproductions1106
@squidbombproductions1106 5 жыл бұрын
I'm a drummer, and I say all of these except for the anger issues. I have depression.
@Clayton-vn6pe
@Clayton-vn6pe 5 жыл бұрын
Oof
@zynel413
@zynel413 5 жыл бұрын
F
@londoncastillo3086
@londoncastillo3086 5 жыл бұрын
I have both
@cheechunlimited
@cheechunlimited 5 жыл бұрын
Both
@drummerboy0620
@drummerboy0620 5 жыл бұрын
100th likw
@marshaltito7369
@marshaltito7369 5 жыл бұрын
As someone who's new to drumming, and who would say is a relatively friendly guy in real life, I do say some of these things. Except for the drinking stuff.
@sebastianubeda8363
@sebastianubeda8363 4 жыл бұрын
So u have anger issues
@marshaltito7369
@marshaltito7369 4 жыл бұрын
@@sebastianubeda8363 After more than a year of drumming I can confidently say: I blame the rhythm guitarist.
@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj 3 жыл бұрын
Wow! I never knew that based marshal Tito was a drummer 😳
@marshaltito7369
@marshaltito7369 3 жыл бұрын
@@djjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj I had a life that wasn't broadcasted.
@ajack4883
@ajack4883 5 жыл бұрын
you don’t have to remind me of the bpm *plays wrong*
@matthewarchambault7106
@matthewarchambault7106 5 жыл бұрын
That's like my dad, "no we dont need directions." *gets lost*
@DTMC215
@DTMC215 5 жыл бұрын
Dude my drummer has said like 50% of this.
@jensharald9091
@jensharald9091 4 жыл бұрын
Keeper
@maiatun
@maiatun 5 жыл бұрын
"I really like Dave Grohl as a guitarist more than a drummer" -Said nobody ever
@Retroman1
@Retroman1 5 жыл бұрын
I am a drummer and i like dave grohl more as a guitarist, i just really enjoy taylor Hawkins style, they work very well together
@robbieredrum5953
@robbieredrum5953 5 жыл бұрын
🤣
@FairPlay0007
@FairPlay0007 5 жыл бұрын
"It's cold here."
@phurpamusic4780
@phurpamusic4780 5 жыл бұрын
love from Nepal dude! may you soon get rid of that sucking anxiety🤘
@mrpolar3537
@mrpolar3537 5 жыл бұрын
Sahi ho 🤘🤘🇳🇵🇳🇵🇳🇵
@niteshpokhrel5655
@niteshpokhrel5655 5 жыл бұрын
la thik cha
@wintershock
@wintershock 5 жыл бұрын
“Why is the bassist getting all the girls” Me, a female bassist: Wait, how am I getting all the girls?
@lauraquellmalz774
@lauraquellmalz774 4 жыл бұрын
Female bassist here, I got two at the same time ^^;
@moistsalt
@moistsalt 4 жыл бұрын
I asked the same question lol
@AGENT2severe
@AGENT2severe 4 жыл бұрын
Laura Quellmalz raises eyebrows
@RemixedVoice
@RemixedVoice 4 жыл бұрын
Are you bisexual? Pansexual? Lesbian?
@kennymack1427
@kennymack1427 4 жыл бұрын
"Female bass players are hot"-the male bass player Only counts for 6s and up 🙈
@isaaccuevas7925
@isaaccuevas7925 5 жыл бұрын
Hey Jared! I love you! You’re the main reason I started playing guitar and drumming ❤️
@misscat6375
@misscat6375 5 жыл бұрын
No homo. ☺
@reto_englert
@reto_englert 5 жыл бұрын
Isaac Cuevas lol you started both this is so cool
@donswanson4855
@donswanson4855 4 жыл бұрын
Soooo true . Hit close to home being in bands for years with so many drummers who were self proclaimed “professionals “
@user-gz4cj2ez4y
@user-gz4cj2ez4y 5 жыл бұрын
Things a Drummer Would Never Say 035
@chrispadgett6521
@chrispadgett6521 5 жыл бұрын
0365
@varolbabaedits9580
@varolbabaedits9580 5 жыл бұрын
03530
@LoveSkySkySkyy
@LoveSkySkySkyy 5 жыл бұрын
Those live drums blew him away. Good job jarred!
@Otaa64
@Otaa64 5 жыл бұрын
Ok why is every drummer dating some band members ex?I tought I was the only one =))
@Jonathan_Doe_
@Jonathan_Doe_ 5 жыл бұрын
Otta Badea they get the leftovers once everyone else is done with them.
@joshshultz1250
@joshshultz1250 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jonathan_Doe_ It's known as the M.A.C. system.
@MrBTBusch
@MrBTBusch 5 жыл бұрын
I just Fukt Em & tezzed em after 💥💪😉🤘💥
@hafi8121
@hafi8121 5 жыл бұрын
Surprisingly I'm not
@hafi8121
@hafi8121 5 жыл бұрын
But I'm also not in a band. I just play the drums. I mean I'm in Symphonic and jazz band at school and I am dating a fellow percussionists ex but does that count?
@maxdrumsofficial9661
@maxdrumsofficial9661 4 жыл бұрын
The last 2 mins felt like 6.6 billion daggers in my heart😖
@xMRxZEROx
@xMRxZEROx 5 жыл бұрын
Loved it! Now we need the whole band. Make it a series. "Things a Guitarist/Singer/Bassist would never say".... Do it! 🤟🏻🤣
@JrJrJrJrphD
@JrJrJrJrphD 5 жыл бұрын
I think he did guitarist
@ARG0T
@ARG0T 5 жыл бұрын
Thing a bassist would never say: "No, it's fine. I don't want my volume up too high above the guitars, it's cool"
@MrTubularBalls
@MrTubularBalls 5 жыл бұрын
@seb "I'm actually a failed guitarist. I don't have the talent, or the motivation to practice, so I switched to bass in the hope nobody would notice."
@xMRxZEROx
@xMRxZEROx 5 жыл бұрын
@@MrTubularBalls Things a Guitarist would Never Say... "I'm actually a failed bassist. I practiced bass so often and got so good at it, I decided to switch to guitar in the hopes the groupies would notice me less. I hate sex."
@MrTubularBalls
@MrTubularBalls 5 жыл бұрын
@Tyler Messer LOL a guitarist would never say that because it never happens.. I'll admit though that some guitarists are failed drummers. Eddie van Halen and Dimebag Darrell come to mind.Guy Mann-Dude was a top-level drummer who got bored.. so he switched to guitar and became a top-level shredder in 5 years, recorded a bunch of instrumental albums. Kudos.
@Bl00DmixedWithPoison
@Bl00DmixedWithPoison 5 жыл бұрын
0:01 thank daddy Lucifer that my pedalboard has a tuner on it haha
@dishwaterdaniel8328
@dishwaterdaniel8328 4 жыл бұрын
1:44 Politicians after they get elected. Me when I have to buy gifts for Christmas
@nilutpalgogoi8128
@nilutpalgogoi8128 5 жыл бұрын
Much respect to u brother for being truthful and courteous to us.
@x_jh_x
@x_jh_x 5 жыл бұрын
Yooo its been a while since you've done drums, Djared🤘
@brandoncluff5588
@brandoncluff5588 4 жыл бұрын
I'm a drummer, but I'm surprised at how many of these things I've said like: "And I was thinking the drums could back off here" and "Does that sound good? I can come up with a couple other beats if you want me to change it"
@TurnCold82
@TurnCold82 5 жыл бұрын
Yay a classic Jared Dines vid
@TheZooNinjaS
@TheZooNinjaS 5 жыл бұрын
I dedicate my practice time to the bettering of the band, I felt that deep down to my core, that stings.
@Shiba.Inu.Elon2024
@Shiba.Inu.Elon2024 5 жыл бұрын
Your name must be carved on the mountain .. Great
@RakkoonYGO
@RakkoonYGO 5 жыл бұрын
"I should just stop trying to do stick tricks
@Loins4Sale
@Loins4Sale 5 жыл бұрын
Im currently watching this in the shower while my dogs losing it over a storm
@KyleDaSloth
@KyleDaSloth 5 жыл бұрын
You prolly live around Louisiana then lol it's been raining on and off all day here
@lordstinson8095
@lordstinson8095 5 жыл бұрын
Fuck yes, old Dines is back!
@benselectionforcasting4172
@benselectionforcasting4172 5 жыл бұрын
"Niel Peart was never that creative." There's a line and you just crossed it.
@alexdalyin9105
@alexdalyin9105 5 жыл бұрын
Absolutely loving all the new content the last couple days!
@paulobras7644
@paulobras7644 4 жыл бұрын
That Neil Peart mention at the end... Now I'm sad again. RIP professor
@sanctified5523
@sanctified5523 5 жыл бұрын
I love the fact that you've made another one of these videos, they're always on point
@tanzerandviolinthegermansh1730
@tanzerandviolinthegermansh1730 5 жыл бұрын
Me: i’ve never had anger issues Me: *puts on my anger face*
@oli2328
@oli2328 5 жыл бұрын
True .. so true
@jessechalif2428
@jessechalif2428 5 жыл бұрын
i know the thing with the tuning is a cliche joke but i swear as a guitarist it's the most relatable thing
@lefthook4878
@lefthook4878 5 жыл бұрын
A good guitarist would come to practice with his or her guitar already tuned before putting it in the case and leaving for practice instead of wasting 20 minutes of time the band should be working, tuning. If the drummer gets warmed up, has muscles ready to go, then you show up with an untuned guitar, take 20 minutes to tune, the drummer's muscles cool down. Once they cool down, they think work out is over and go into rest mode, which effects playing. It's exactly the same as boxing. You don't want to get in the ring dry, you warm up first, and keep the muscles warmed up until the bell rings. If you cool off after the warm up, then go at the bell, you stand a chance at dying because your muscles are at rest mode setting. Drums require being warmed up to play at optimum ability, and guitarists, tuning and cooling the drummer off waiting to go throws everything off. But blame the drummer if the blast falters because you cooled his calves off tuning your piece of shit guitar at practice instead of before getting there
@jessechalif2428
@jessechalif2428 5 жыл бұрын
@@lefthook4878 wow i just got roasted so hard
@jessechalif2428
@jessechalif2428 5 жыл бұрын
Left Hook yeah my 2000 dollar American natural wood finish strat is a piece of shit guitar LOL
@theviolator1074
@theviolator1074 4 жыл бұрын
@@lefthook4878 Spoken like a drummer lmao "I dont have anger issues"
@theviolator1074
@theviolator1074 4 жыл бұрын
@@lefthook4878 That also sounds stupid blaming the guitarist for the drummer not being warmed up. The drummer can keep his own damn self warmed up ya fkn babyback bitches lmao
@sharedremedy
@sharedremedy 4 жыл бұрын
1:39 my favorite! I tried tuning like that as a rookie. Freaking hated it.
@cadencestirling1645
@cadencestirling1645 5 жыл бұрын
I actually know a drummer like this
@PjPerez
@PjPerez 4 жыл бұрын
My secret is that I'm never hungover when I play shows because I'm still drunk.
@dirtsharktv8960
@dirtsharktv8960 5 жыл бұрын
Keep up the good work and can you do a video on things guitarist/bass guitarist never say
@myotiswii
@myotiswii 4 жыл бұрын
I am super afraid of confronting people, so actually do most of these things... Like I did barely talk for the first two years in the band and am super shy, I am just in my little world back there, never really letting the band down (exept for having a cheap kit), and they seem to be ok with that. Got a bit better with the others tho, I actually got singing on stage, which is awesome, and I talk to them. 5 Years in.
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju
@Crazy_killer-qm8ju 5 жыл бұрын
2:09 me doing my best at stick tricks is still worse than Jared trying to be bad
@lucahofman445
@lucahofman445 5 жыл бұрын
Yes they are finaly back!! The drum video's!! Thnx as a drummer i get really inspired by your vids man keep uo the good work!!
@bodecareca
@bodecareca 4 жыл бұрын
"No, no, I actually really like our singer" is what a drummer would say if he's the singer
@benschweitzer757
@benschweitzer757 4 жыл бұрын
I would never stop playing to wait for them to tune
@zachary4670
@zachary4670 5 жыл бұрын
Guitarist/bassist here: that last line about Neal Peart made my ears bleed
@kravvall4869
@kravvall4869 5 жыл бұрын
3:23 completely cracked me up
@fastmolasses3598
@fastmolasses3598 4 жыл бұрын
that neil peart joke aged perfectly.
@awesomefilmsomega5559
@awesomefilmsomega5559 5 жыл бұрын
glad to see these videos are back
@scottishross91
@scottishross91 5 жыл бұрын
The first one is the bane of every band.
@Titan-fell
@Titan-fell 5 жыл бұрын
Hey man, I have always loved your videos and will never stop. Your videos are should never change just like you
@helloifailed
@helloifailed 5 жыл бұрын
THE CHEATING THING IS ACTUALLY SOMETHING MY VOCAL TEACHER SAID. he’s a drummer also so
@dudewhy2849
@dudewhy2849 4 жыл бұрын
Gina B in what world?
@VitaE4Life
@VitaE4Life 5 жыл бұрын
I legit love my set up process. It’s so much fun to get it exactly how I like it.
@leeonray4447
@leeonray4447 5 жыл бұрын
Dose dislikes are the drummers that say this stuff
@leeonray4447
@leeonray4447 5 жыл бұрын
Proctor Productions they were 2 when I posted this xd
@kaelanmcalpine2011
@kaelanmcalpine2011 5 жыл бұрын
I would honestly probably at least think most of these sayings though.
@ericbukley2140
@ericbukley2140 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVED the"OH your still tuning? I am so sorry." You absolutely nailed all of these.. thanks.
@gretz5792
@gretz5792 5 жыл бұрын
“nah man just midi the drums in. its quicker than recording them live”
@bardownedits9718
@bardownedits9718 5 жыл бұрын
Dude I love ur drumming type vids they are awesome
@stormybadtype1diabetic244
@stormybadtype1diabetic244 5 жыл бұрын
Dude it's 5 am wtf are you doing lol
@MasterOfTitties74
@MasterOfTitties74 5 жыл бұрын
Lol where does Jared live? I'm in central time, so 7 didn't seem too unreasonable
@stormybadtype1diabetic244
@stormybadtype1diabetic244 5 жыл бұрын
Here in Washington it was 5am at the time. Jared's mentioned he's from Seattle.
@OfficialFlamekeeper
@OfficialFlamekeeper 5 жыл бұрын
this is so on point...
@DaveRucci
@DaveRucci 5 жыл бұрын
#1 thing drummers say: Why didn’t I learn the guitar? 🤷‍♂️
@mikeimmonen6619
@mikeimmonen6619 5 жыл бұрын
I shoulda learned to play them drums
@shirayona3592
@shirayona3592 5 жыл бұрын
No
@moahamdtalha3411
@moahamdtalha3411 5 жыл бұрын
so damn true
@mopoucco2092
@mopoucco2092 5 жыл бұрын
Drums are harder
@mopoucco2092
@mopoucco2092 5 жыл бұрын
So yeah u are right
@nwordpassifyousub2303
@nwordpassifyousub2303 5 жыл бұрын
Finally a drum video 🔥🔥thx Jared
@proniclesedusolns960
@proniclesedusolns960 5 жыл бұрын
Luke Holland *okay* 😂😂🙌🏻
@Koppakuoriainen
@Koppakuoriainen 5 жыл бұрын
1:51 First thought was thats Sabaton - Carolus rex.
@sjw6751
@sjw6751 5 жыл бұрын
Where’s the “I’m not high I knew there was a show today”
@AtomGill
@AtomGill 5 жыл бұрын
Our djenty boi back on the drums!!!! Hell yeah
@bradleestone5344
@bradleestone5344 5 жыл бұрын
I think he could Djent a trumpet 😂
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