Funny how easy that elusive neutral gear is to find after you pull away and go for 2nd 😂
@MeMelon4u Жыл бұрын
Even if you move the bike a little back and forth it makes it way easier to slip into neutral
@benwells2338 Жыл бұрын
IF I do end up finding it, it seems to conveniently happen RIGHT as the light turns green. Then I frown knowing I never once got the satisfaction of letting my left hand take a break AND I’ve just now added another unnecessary step to taking off from the light had I just left it in gear. Bike life be a struggle at times 😔
@dTriX09 Жыл бұрын
so true
@Rrrakanishu Жыл бұрын
Brapapapapapapap oh there you are!
@DarkVader579 Жыл бұрын
Fuck yes! Its so annoying lol
@edonschko Жыл бұрын
im more of the "thinking im in neutral, letting the clutch out, stalling the bike and nearly falling over" guy
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
Even after years of riding it still happens to me some times. Yet to be fair, a big part of it is that my bike has the blinker indicator right next to the neutral and they're both green.
@candyrainrnt Жыл бұрын
@@moteroargentino7944 Oooh, what bike do you have? I'm curious!!
@BondJFK Жыл бұрын
@@moteroargentino7944that's stupid design, My petrol level indicator is orange and icon is different
@akizuki2971 Жыл бұрын
I’m more of a “actually in neutral, forgets not to fidget with the shifter, downshifts and almost falls off the back” guy xD
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
@@candyrainrnt A Bajaj Pulsar 220F. Here in Argentina all Pulsar models are called Rouser, but sadly mine is no longer imported. A shame because it's a very comfortable and reliable bike. I've thought about buying a bigger one, but in my experience quarter litre bikes hit the sweet spot between performance and fuel economy (and maintenance costs), enough to be practical in urban environments yet with sufficient engine to make a trip somewhere at a relatively safe speed. In a dense city like Buenos Aires, you just can't enjoy bigger bikes outside a few places on the weekends.
@Name_Lessness Жыл бұрын
You missed: The stretcher- Usually seen on sport bikes adjusting their legs arms necks and backs. The rever- The one who revs just for the fun sound and/or attention. Full body tanker, leaning all the way forward till head is touching the tank as though he's been at the light for an eternity. The hooligan- a group rider/friend that either tries to take your key, push your ignition switch or slightly bumps your back tire with his front tire. Next video should be things bikers do when on long stretches of road to keep ourselves entertained like testing the traction by swerving or taking the left hand off the bars.
@ghoulslayer__7746 Жыл бұрын
Full body tanker- I'm just trying to warm my hands! It gets cold out here man
@stephenbrownca Жыл бұрын
Standing up, sticking your legs out, changing your body shape in to something alien to get that sweet cool breeze down you back. Yep, that could be a fun watch.
@damianwright3690 Жыл бұрын
@@ghoulslayer__7746 Not just full body tanker - hands on engine guy! lol I've been that (Get heated grips, they're a god-send, especially if on a really cold day you include overmittens (not overgloves, mittens are warmer in this case and you easily get used to it) to keep the wind off your gloves).
@jeanpaulmeyer5772 Жыл бұрын
@@damianwright3690 dude i doubt my mitten riding abilities idk
@damianwright3690 Жыл бұрын
@@jeanpaulmeyer5772 Dead easy if you're able to use four fingers on the brake or clutch, instead of one or two :P Additional info: In wet weather, dry gloves are sooo luxurious :)
@OneTwoFive0 Жыл бұрын
Pressing the center of the indicator button is so damn satisfying, I do it even when riding it’s so nice. And it makes sure that I didn’t forget to turn off the indicator!
@efekanuyguner6513 Жыл бұрын
Yesss im not the only one to do it
@-Mike-69 Жыл бұрын
I'm definitely that guy. Even though I can clearly see my front indicators, I'm still pushing "cancel " on the switch. You can't be too careful.
@Westside_69 Жыл бұрын
Lol I thought I was the only one
@simonsan5271 Жыл бұрын
Its a obsessive-compulsive disorder - you press it multiple times just in case..
@davidboydarnott417 Жыл бұрын
I hope you're still checking those mirrors and doing lifesaver before pulling out or in( cars often speed up).
@georyd Жыл бұрын
Honestly if you made that missing neutral poster a merch item, I'd buy it. Hell, even put it on a tshirt
@mancavecustomsnz7140 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@iimgbillyrock Жыл бұрын
I’d buy it lol
@Shake_Well_Before_Use Жыл бұрын
Yeah it's good
@rajakamarudinrajaidris4181 Жыл бұрын
Yeah missing neutral is me. Hate it especially when I just need to fix my gloves a little bit.
@XcelentTom. Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@ozzie4306 Жыл бұрын
The “psychopath “ is actually the smartest one. Having your bike in gear ready to go in case some jackass behind you doesn’t stop so you can actually get out of the way.
@kornfred9087 Жыл бұрын
Yeah i instantly thought about MotoJitsu telling me to kill my clutch 😅
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
The smartest one would be the one keeping an eye around them. Everything else just boils down to preferences or skills.
@ozzie4306 Жыл бұрын
@@moteroargentino7944 well that’s obvious.
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
@bruh And I'm getting out of the way because I saw it coming.
@soldierx345 Жыл бұрын
New years eve 2021 I had this exact scenario in my car. If I hadnt have gassed it it would've been more than a bent plate
@zackaryschrimsher7319 Жыл бұрын
This had me dying apparently I’m a psychopath 😂
@white_wolf79 Жыл бұрын
Haha me too
@YeahNahAye Жыл бұрын
Yep apparently is psycho to be ready for your next move 🤣
@rednelli Жыл бұрын
The dancing psychopath.
@masterofnone1481 Жыл бұрын
Same dude 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@vtwinner Жыл бұрын
Here you would be known as Mr. By the Book.... as that is what is taught in the courses...
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
I don't know if it applies to all bikes, but I found out that it's easier to switch to neutral if your bike is rolling. So I usually do it on the last few feet before stopping. But it obviously requires knowing your bike and having enough practice to be able to pick gears with your eyes closed, just in case you need to make a shift and keep going. Alternatively, you can try moving your bike a little forward or backwards, just so the wheel turns a bit and the gear drops more nicely.
@FarhanNajmi02 Жыл бұрын
Or just blib the throttle a bit
@canul3801 Жыл бұрын
it should applied to all.most of people that stuck on gear because their clutch screw is little tight. its hard to adjust for wet clutch. it need little movement to clamp nicely. kinda like tire. hard to turn when stopped
@SeraphimCramer Жыл бұрын
Idk if it actually does anything or not, but I'd swear that on my bike at least, pulling in the clutch lever as far as I can makes it easier to find neutral.
@leondavibe Жыл бұрын
or a throttle blip, not to much though gotta get your's sweet spot
@deadbear1711 Жыл бұрын
You missed the Drummer. The guy that has either a song stuck in his head or just drums randomly on his fuel tank. Thats me 😁 Nice video. I realy enjoy your content. Keep it up 👍
@chaseweeks2708 Жыл бұрын
Yep, been there. But then I get self-conscious when I think about what my hand motions look like to the person in the car behind me and switch back to either cool-guy or pseudo-psychopath.
@deadbear1711 Жыл бұрын
@@chaseweeks2708 Haha true
@foxcharlieromeo9071 Жыл бұрын
That’s me 😂😂
@mbw4359 Жыл бұрын
@@chaseweeks2708 u missed the air guitarist, lean on the tank figid, get ur stretching in, take ur gloves off to look at ur phone in ur pockect, take lid off to spit.
@chaseweeks2708 Жыл бұрын
@@mbw4359 lol, I'll stretch my hands or pull my phone out to put it on my bar-mount, but other than that, nah. Never needed to spit, but if I ever do I'm in luck with a modular helmet. :D
@WALTERRIFIC Жыл бұрын
Great video. I’m afraid I’m most of these.
@ChaosCauses Жыл бұрын
You’re the Dog Petter without a doubt. I just couldn’t borrow a dog to film that one!
@darkmator Жыл бұрын
@@ChaosCauses a conversationalist dog petter ?
@Tony2x67 Жыл бұрын
I'll add one more, the side-to-side rocker. I'll hold the front brake, both feet down and rock side to side. Maybe because I have kids and when you've had little kids you've developed a constant need to rock side to side - lol Otherwise I split between psychopath and cool guy.
@ChaosCauses Жыл бұрын
I'll give the side-to-side rocker a try at my next red light 😂
@Sandesh98147 Жыл бұрын
I do that too!
@unenglishable Жыл бұрын
front-to-back rocker's one you'll see if someone's testing out the clutch on a new bike or rental :p
@miloscartalk966 Жыл бұрын
Bro me too
@beauzo9965 Жыл бұрын
No feet balancer which just ends up being the rocker😊
@MrSmurfnanne Жыл бұрын
If I am stopped at a red light, I keep in gear and eyes fixed on mirrors while staying aware of my surroundings. I already have a plan of escape if someone appears to not be stopping. Too many riders are rear-ended while stopped at red lights...
@damianwright3690 Жыл бұрын
Tips to help reduce that - if turning right, stick in the left wheel track of the vehicle in front with your right indicator on. Makes you stand out against the vehicle in front. Vice versa for turning left.
@StrawDragon Жыл бұрын
The Psycho is really the well prepared rider.. Safe rider as only a newbie rider will put it in N at the light and not be ready to move in a heartbeat if a car is not stopping behind you...
@misterb2787 Жыл бұрын
True but we got some long ass lights in New Orleans. And it’s not rear enders you worry about but the morons that run the red light 3 seconds late
@Xenro66 Жыл бұрын
I've never understood this tbh. Sometimes I pop it into neutral but I'm always monitoring my surroundings and especially my mirrors if I don't have a car or 2 behind me as a buffer. It takes so little time to put your foot back on the peg and stomp into 1st gear if you sense impending danger.
@kokobeatz7222 Жыл бұрын
That’s why I wait for the car to come to a stop behind me. Then pop to neutral and be the cool guy. While secretly watching my mirrors and the other lights to know when it’s about to change. I like to be overly observant when riding.
@MFT9170 Жыл бұрын
I wasn't aware of this problem. Does it happen frequently that someone just drives into a car or a bike standing still in front of him?
@moteroargentino7944 Жыл бұрын
Nah, only a newbie would have so little confidence in their skills to be able to drop a gear and pull out in a heartbeat that they need to stay nervously grasping their clutch. The defining characteristics of a true safe rider is that they keep their eyes open every second of their ride and don't abuse their speed.
@mikeythehat6693 Жыл бұрын
This makes me one of the most well rounded guys ever, (something that I'd never considered myself before) because, from time to time, I've been guilty of every one of these behaviors. There is one behavior that you overlooked though, (another thing that I do from time to time), is the one where you get off the bike and run over to hit the crosswalk button to trigger a light change.
@azenyr Жыл бұрын
What's a Neutral? Is it an extra add-on you can buy for your bike? Mine doesn't seem to have it, I hope it's a cheap add-on, seems useful.
@ChaosCauses Жыл бұрын
Don't buy the ebay ones...
@weibrot6683 Жыл бұрын
I was riding a 50cc moped for the first time in preparation for my motorcycle drivers license, that neutral meme was spot on, I was never that careful to release a clutch in my life, and the one time i actually managed to find neutral I felt like the king of the world
@michaelwisdom456 Жыл бұрын
That "Neutral" joke is really funny 🤣💔 Especially for us who wish to ride 🌝
@mbw4359 Жыл бұрын
What's holding you back? Life is too short!!! Another dam Michael!!!!!!!
@michaelwisdom456 Жыл бұрын
@@mbw4359 it's not cheap 💔 And I've not gotten that money yet
@RatomirFilipovic Жыл бұрын
@@michaelwisdom456 nowdays its cheap, you can get older modes of katana, gsx600 or even CBR-s for under 1000 euro, strip all the plastics and ugly light get halo one and you turned it to cool looking naked that has some kick to it, carb rebuild is not that texpensive if you DIY it and new chain sprocket and cluch will set you down another 400euro only damn rubber is expensive AF but its 3 year expense so its kinda worth it
@HyperVanilo Жыл бұрын
The Neutral joke doesn't apply to me because I rode a cub which has the rotary gear system, now I'm a scooter rider 😥
@michaelwisdom456 Жыл бұрын
@@RatomirFilipovic encouraging ❤️ Thanks
@sharkfood Жыл бұрын
I found a new one today! Humming at the same/similar frequency as the exhaust. You get a resonant frequency in your helmet and makes your helmet vibrate ☺
@1683clifton Жыл бұрын
The floppy mirror fix it challenge! Damn light went green, mirror still jacked.
@leighallen2673 Жыл бұрын
😂😂This had me in stitches! I am the psychopath, the fuel tab flipper, the side eye, And the button booper! 😅😅❤
@piyushgarg9513 Жыл бұрын
I have all the traits in this video except the tiktoker ,always ready to race guy and I am proud of it 😂
@lukeorlando4814 Жыл бұрын
Ok then try this. Rather than get off and do a dance. Get off and race to press the pedestrian crossing button then dash back in time for your light to be green again
@AddiGamer Жыл бұрын
As a new rider, i tend to be the race guy ready to launch from a red light on my 125cc scooter, i love the adrenaline haha
@practicallyprinz Жыл бұрын
"Pretending like they have traction control" eish you did us little guys dirty with that one 🤣🤣
@witoldschwenke9492 Жыл бұрын
There's one more : the winter biker who's warming his hands by hugging the engine when stopped.
@ludviggolf800 Жыл бұрын
Awesome video man. You are honestly why I got into motorcycling.
@thomashughes3573 Жыл бұрын
Having had a drunk driver slam into my backside at a red light in the past, I'm too preoccupied with watching out for idiots in cars to partake in any of these distractions. It has served me well for over 40 years of riding.
@Juanxxi1109 Жыл бұрын
I smiled and laughed way more than I do at most moto vids.. Thanks chaos!
@mattclifford4491 Жыл бұрын
The tank slapper - i bang my tank like a drum kit, guess it could be a subclass of the singer
@OneTwoFive0 Жыл бұрын
If there’s one thing I am on this list. It’s the singer. I’m paying more attention to cars around me with windows rolled down so I can know if to lower my voice or not (I have social anxiety) 😂 💀
@fairlaneboy66 Жыл бұрын
My favorite stop light moment was a small boy saying hi so I said hello back and asked him how his day was. He said good. Made sure to let his parent pass through the turn then pass at high revs.
@noppaplays9418 Жыл бұрын
Nice and entertaining video! I'm usually a mix of "the cool guy" and "ready to race guy" (when traffic is hectic). I also sometimes flip the fuel tab but that's usually when I'm parked. Oh and just so you know: It's
@briarfox637 Жыл бұрын
I'm definitely a psychopath mostly. But I occasionally gaze off into the distance and act like i'm rocking out to a song that literally isn't even playing.
@Madlipi Жыл бұрын
I’ve been called a psychopath in various ways. Watching this video adds one to the list 😂
@Baleur Жыл бұрын
3:25 "tap his fuel gauge" Taps the TFT screen. Hahaha thats a good one xD
@loganduryea6189 Жыл бұрын
I am straight up the ADHD rider, and yes, I too find myself fiddling with random stuff on my motorcycle to keep me entertained.
@tohrmentrixabyss1713 Жыл бұрын
I used to have problems finding neutral when I first started riding but I found blipping the revs if I couldn't find it allowed me to slip into it
@vali69 Жыл бұрын
I'm not a rider yet, maybe I'll get around to getting a license this summer, but I know I'm definitely going to be one of the adhd types who plays with something on their bike like the fuel cap, the pegs or the buttons. Mostly because I do have adhd.
@Adeus555 Жыл бұрын
I feel so much better. A cross between the cool guy and ready to race. I can live with that.
@AustinArrowsmith Жыл бұрын
Ha! I've mostly ridden Kawasakis, and they have had PNF (positive neutral finder) since... the 90s?! If you're stopped, you can't get into second - just first or neutral - so flick up and presto! 😁 I have ridden a Suzuki and Yamaha and every stop I missed neutral and went into 2nd, so I can relate to everyone else's pain.
@macko006 Жыл бұрын
Yeah and sometimes hit neutral when you want to go in second when you take off looooool i hate when it happens on 6-7 rpm........ Still I think that ill never change my old zzr 600
@AustinArrowsmith Жыл бұрын
@Aleksandar heh you probably have slightly bent gear changing dogs. Or your lever might need to be lowered by a tooth? But yeah, annoying.
@SeraphimCramer Жыл бұрын
I'm usually the clutch rocker, if anything. Let go of the clutch just enough to hit the friction zone & roll forward a bit, pull it back in & roll back, repeat.
@lennieblake3444 Жыл бұрын
I can't tell you how much fun it was to discover that I'm not the only neutral seeker!!! Although, to be fair, my bike is old and a bid dodgy (I blame it on the dealer) and will switch gear behind my back, especially when I start her up and she plays kangaroo despite being left in neutral 😆
@CRFLAus Жыл бұрын
Thrust race bearings love it when you sit in gear with the clutch pulled in forever. My current bike came with a quadlock phone mount. The first thing I did was throw it in the bin. At the lights you watch the light sequence to know when you can go, whilst scanning the cars around you for unmarked police cars. Then you get to the speed limit as fast as possible just because.
@Daniel-vu4qu Жыл бұрын
THE TIKTOKER ONE KILLED ME 😂😂😂
@vishalvan3317 Жыл бұрын
I have a slow old ev and a cool guy at traffic stops and just watch things near by i just love thinking on that personally i do all of them you mentioned in this video This year i am hoping to get an cb300r or apache rr310 as my first bike Thanks for video😅😅
@andrewstambaugh8030 Жыл бұрын
My favorite is "the racer" because even with more powerful bikes, a small bike driven hard is just so much fun. 2nd is drumming on the tank, but you really need a metal tank for that to be satisfying (yea! kawi, aww... dualsport)
@deparnix6917 Жыл бұрын
The singer and the cool guy, usually 1 foot down chillin in neutral with right foot on the break, lookin around the intersection to see potential lookers or dangers, all while singin a tune
@andrewfischer8126 Жыл бұрын
if u want to find neutral easier, just pop it into neutral as your just at the end of rolling to a stop. as the gearbox is still rotating and it is easier to locate the sweet spot as your not fighting static friction sitting stationary in a gear. while moving, the oil is still moving around the gears allowing for smoother transitions. also if you are having problems all the time. it could mean that the clutch fibres are warn or the steal rings could be glazed from over riding the clutch and it may be slipping ever so slightly and you'll need a new clutch. but first adjust your clutch cable as it may not be engaging enough to allow easier shifts and finding neutral. i hope this helps
@zenaxia8063 Жыл бұрын
The way i entertain myself at a red light is to watch the passing traffic, and when there isnt any passing traffic, i simply just go
@disekjoumoer Жыл бұрын
Back in the day, we also had the Kickstarter. This happened to me in Paris on my old 84 KLR. Bike stalls at the lights and there you are madly jumping up and down on the kickstarter. The bike of course starts just as the lights turn red again.
@Ty-zw1fg Жыл бұрын
I ride a DRZ400 s and definitely been seen by friends singing on back trails 😂😂😂
@danconnolly2341 Жыл бұрын
Riding the Springer, the Rocker-C or the Thunderbird Storm....always a quality listen.
@shaneclee5512 Жыл бұрын
You get to see all this, AND MORE! At Tuesday Night Ride with Melbourne Street Riders. Lol. :) Yep, the Learners that's gotta rev bomb his Nina 400 at every set of lights, being tapped in the back end while chatting to the biker next to you, synchronised and unsynchronised horn blowing, more rev bombing, plus the flipper, the flapper, the drummer, the rock star, the Ice Man, not forgetting the styles Wayne Gardner and Mick Doohan's illegitimate love children like it's race day, and more! We got it all! Lol. :)
@JQ3B94 Жыл бұрын
0:58 , I've never been offended at such an accurate description of myself
@DetroitNinja Жыл бұрын
At a red light in Detroit (I live in the hood), I check my 12 3 6 and 9 constantly making sure I don't get jacked and/or shot. I wear a bulletproof vest when I ride.
@TurkeyMuncher117 Жыл бұрын
I only do this at lights that I know are going to be long and where I know precisely when mine will go green, but sometimes instead of bothering with neutral I will just turn the bike off but put the key to the right spot so I just have to clutch in and press the ignition when the light turns green. I guess it also saves a modicum of fuel too.
@michaelryan3818 Жыл бұрын
I'm a red light dancer. The laughs from motorists are worth it.
@AlexInnelv Жыл бұрын
Fun fact, I do have ADHD and have some red lights in my area that always are red for at least 1 minute or longer. My god I love to flip that fule cap tab to make time pass.
@robertkatzenmeier610 ай бұрын
The cool guy. Watching the other riders (standers) from now on…😂😂 Thank you for that really entertaining video!
@phant0 Жыл бұрын
I usually keep my left hand on the clutch and rest my right hand while keeping the bike stationary with the rear brake. But I stay in gear and and keep a look out around and especially behind, ready to take off and get out of the way if there happens to be a car-driving variant of the phone addict about to rear-end me.
@netikras Жыл бұрын
I'm explicitly a fuel tank drummer. I beat my tank to some rhythm that's stuck in my head or create new ones. Turns red lights into a pleasurable stop
@kennethamend8557 Жыл бұрын
😭😭 The "SIDE EYE"....this is HILARIOUS chit!!
@CaptianInternet Жыл бұрын
Oh god. This is so accurate. Especially when I got a new clutch and transmission and the tipping point from first gear to neutral changed I changed from the tank cap flipper (I love that) to the neutral seeker. Great content!
@DARIVSARCHITECTVS Жыл бұрын
I spent my time leaning over the side inspecting front tire tread, checking throttle cables, front brake cable and speedo cable to make sure they're not kinked or worn, or turning to look behind me to check panniers or cargo strapped behind me. Basic maintenance checks. You can probably already guess what type of bike I ride from this behavior: a heavy, old 2003 BMW R1150GS Adventure.
@kevinbannister3065 Жыл бұрын
Brilliant video...wife and I had a lekker giggel over the stuff we do🤣🤣🤣
@hairyham2862 Жыл бұрын
OH MAN, i was laughing so hard at this. Great video man cheers. I dont appreciate the title singer, i think bop and weave is more accurate, but also the putting it in neutral and just chilling. Its easier to find the elusive gear when you dont actually want it. ;)
@Tmackbb4 Жыл бұрын
Yup I'm the adhd guy. Foot tapper. Micro revver. Music shuffler. And love the bar ends on the Gen 2 mt09. Might do that too.
@raphihuberclimbing8730 Жыл бұрын
Rear peg flipper/button booper here. Also love to check my brake lights and blinkers. Gotta make sure they work to satisfy race control 😊
@zachrat9083 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the “this light sensor isn’t ever going to detect my bike so I’m just going to run it” biker
@PhilipHubbe Жыл бұрын
I knew I was a psychopath from a young age. Kids in my class would fidget and I would just sit there calmly.
@mikecollins8094 Жыл бұрын
🤣😂..so funny and so true . I have been all of them except tiktok , makes me want to go for a ride .
@merchantofmilan Жыл бұрын
THE SINGER, I AM!! hahahahaha omg u got me. love this vid. keep em coming!!
@joey3032 Жыл бұрын
I keep my hand on clutch on first gear and only touch throttle if a car is approaching behind me, once I see it’s not going to slam in to me I relax. But I’m guilty of most of these. Haven’t danced yet but I definitely am going to at some point this season now 😅. ! Love it!! (Yamaha vstar 650 classic. ) New York State.
@Dymitr_Nawrocki Жыл бұрын
I'm a mix of the "Cool Guy" and "ready to race guy" cool guy because i stand still and calmly look around, and ready to race guy because i ride a 400 and i constantly rev the engine because otherwise it gets a flooded(way too rich idle). Also i don't just pretend to have launch controll because i have turbocharged bike so spinning turbo up kinda acts like lauch controll (more or less instant boost and no turbo lag).
@BrandonBrownisBranBrow Жыл бұрын
I'm somewhere between the Cool Guy and the Singer... Who am I kidding, I'm definitely the singer! 😆😆😆
@johancaruelle6193 Жыл бұрын
I can recognize myself playing with the tank cap at the red light (and yeah i got adhd) 🤣 btw you forgot the one who's doing drums with the tank (i also do this when i'm enjoying some music 😉
@doubletrouble4766 Жыл бұрын
I would undoubtedly be the fuel tab flipper 😂 I don’t have a motorcycle but man I know what I’d be already, a mix of the fuel tab flipper and the race guy just waiting for the light to change so I can zoom
@chaseweeks2708 Жыл бұрын
Lol, been the singer on occasion (especially if NIN, Tool, Rob Zombie or any other of my late 90's/early '00's anthems start playing on Spotify), half-assed cool-guy on others when I know the light is going to need a minute, and a short-notice ready to race guy pretty often.
@rewik7066 Жыл бұрын
I have surpassed the fuel tab flipping. I ride a 2003 Honda Varadero 125, and it has fuel cap cover that is SPINNING. I ditched riding with a tankbag for the sole purpose of messing with this cover during stops.
@alexashitomi949711 ай бұрын
Man! I'm only "The cool guy" because my NX 350 don't have the pop-up thingy in the tank, otherwise I would easily be the tank flipper! hahaha
@corneliocapronidelatesta5094 Жыл бұрын
The edition and colour is amazing, as always in your videos
@nreid440 Жыл бұрын
I'm usually dwelling between psychopath and cool guy. Though never have I thought about red light sitting this in depth, it is absolutely accurate.
@Reading-Reddit Жыл бұрын
im either a psychopath that just sort of stares into the abys, or the complete opposite fidgeting with anything i can.
@pipersnuki Жыл бұрын
My son does the silly wiggle dance at red lights. It's quite entertaining. I keep my left foot down, clutch in, 1st gear, cause I'm afraid some motorcycle instructor is lurking and going to yell at me... :)
@DMVkato Жыл бұрын
kick stand down with the feet on the bars is the best way to go, fuel cap flicker is good as well
@AntaresSQ01 Жыл бұрын
3:18 button booper advanced option: "Trying to turn your heated grips to exactly level 7 on a Tracer 9 because yamaha can't make a sensible menu system or give heated grips a dedicated button"
@alejandrotobienne8220 Жыл бұрын
Can’t lie I’m the Cool Guy in Neutral foot on rear brake. But I also I’m Tank key flap flipper. Majority are racer and cra cra holding in clutch.
@Blitzcomin Жыл бұрын
its so true. some days it feels like Neutral just isnt there. its like you go as slow as posible and it goes from 1-2 and your like FFS
@CamoSquid Жыл бұрын
I'm not a biker yet, but I imagine I'd just sit there... I don't feel the need for constant simulation. I mean sure, I sit in my car at red lights, I just look around at people and watch other vehicles
@pan-soltys Жыл бұрын
As a guy after 2 rounds of MSF and no prior experience I rofled at the Neutral Seeker, man so true
@vladyslavkhromykh5028 Жыл бұрын
You've forgot the tank slapper(drummer) and a cowboy. The first used to produce some beat from the tank by softly slapping it and the second holds the front brake and bounces on the bike back and forth like in rodeo))
@jipper9 Жыл бұрын
mix of psychopath, cool guy and a variation of the singer. I dont sing but I do the whole dance wiggle on my bike whenever I got a stellar jam on.
@mitchellantonissen2635 Жыл бұрын
Im gonna add another one, actualy i often find myself drumming on the tank with my hands while listening to some good music. ussualy goes and in hand with side-to-side rockin, or tappin my feet hehe😂
@markhouston3404 Жыл бұрын
I entertain passer-bys with my stunning singing voice, forgetting that they cant hear barbie girl through my headset
@Stronko5922 Жыл бұрын
You forgot the "swayer" constantly swaying at lights testing the weight of the bike, this one is me. I know my bikes weight, I'm just constantly seeing how far I can actually go before my legs give out lol
@theenzoferrari458 Жыл бұрын
When they do go out so will your pocket book after you find out the cost of the damages.
@sammcdade5008 Жыл бұрын
personally i can admit to being a tank drummer at lights myself. never played with the fuel tank tab but drumming on the tank defiantly
@FluffYSweD Жыл бұрын
1:26 looks like the chain needs some love!
@unkunk5842 Жыл бұрын
Great video, very entertaining. I thought I was the only one flipping the fuel tab. It has a satisfying click at lights to stay entertained. Hilarious
@denimjez Жыл бұрын
You'll be happy you're a psychopath in first when the vehicle behind you is coming in hot.
@BlokeOnAMotorbike7 ай бұрын
I'm the power napper. Head rolls forward, foot on the brake, bike in neutral, both hands off the bar, and I'm away either as soon as my head hits the dash or the cager behind me leans on his horn.
@keobiwan Жыл бұрын
I tend to vibe to my music and try to match the rhythm by revving my bike.