Things I Bet You've NEVER Seen Before

[@kallmekris]

Please LIKE the video if you enjoyed! KZbin’s being weird lately and burying a lot of channels videos, including mine. So really helps it out. Appreciate y’all ❤️

[@fauxfox5751]

you are an absolute goddess

[@APERSON_U_MIGHT_NOT_KNOW]

3rd I really love your vids you are one of my favourite KZbinr ❤️

[@Azphreal]

I have had a problem with not being notified.

[@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE]

Hi

[@stevenavarette9334]

Hello Kris, you're so funny and with a dirty mind 😅😂🤣😂😅😂🤣

[@jayrock0326]

I love how Kris and Jay work so well together. I remember her not having a editor and trying to find one. I think she found a perfect person to fit her personality

[@cashreep3915]

Spot on

[@Crxveryy]

Couldn't agree more

[@FujiwarnerCo1dj]

This is clearly propaganda. Name checks out.

[@Brooksmart27]

For real

[@hollymeinhard2430]

That is so true

[@miastars9991]

Looking at Kris and hearing her voice is literally such a seretonin boost omg, ily kris! god i wish i could hug you and tell you how much you've helped with my mental health

[@babzz26]

Same. She is absolutely amazing

[@Linusen9]

Simppp (jk)

[@jaguarangered2180]

Not just you my friend

[@ratgaming5926]

same

[@noting963]

I love how Kris was especially sus this video 😂

[@jeidandjemily]

Kris: "Yeah, right there." Me: 🤨🤨😏😏

[@rahima2558]

makes me want to do smth

[@jeidandjemily]

@@rahima2558 "Ya nasty." - KMK

[@marlenefreya4220]

3:38 i litterly spit my food out of laughter😂😂😂

[@SoniasWay]

I would never be sad if Kris was my friend. She’s so funny and adorable

[@familyengineering5591]

Would live to get her pregnant but she's probably vaccinated 🤷‍♀️

[@melissafields3376]

Can I get a hell yeah!! Absolutely adore her ❤

[@Banditxam4]

sad?? I would be very happy to have her as friend... shes so funny

[@julia_pitonyak]

seriously thoooo like there would never be a boring moment with her

[@itsmorlok]

@@Banditxam4 read it again

[@anniegoodworth2097]

We all need to appreciate kris for a minute. Even when she’s not feeling herself she never fails to make us happy. Love ya!

[@isabellaevens8334]

Yea

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

I am taking screenshots of these comments and am gonna make a video about the like farms...

[@fly8668]

@@mrstupiduniverse731c send the link here once ur done, I would like to see it 😁

[@mrstupiduniverse731c]

@@fly8668 if yt doesn't hide it I will, to get it for sure u can s - word to my c - word and ring the b - word to get that buzz in your pocket :D lol I'm pretty proud of how I worded tht

[@anniegoodworth2097]

@@mrstupiduniverse731c cool! Tell me when it’s uploaded

[@maissie]

Kris usually: chill, mostly family friendly and wholesome Kris when my mom walks in:

[@mobpsycho6658]

"right there" lmao

[@jeidandjemily]

The look on her face when she realized... 😂😂😂😂

[@randihammond1025]

Oh my God 😅... I LOVE 💕💕💕 Kris's attitude through out this video!! Usually only letting her "naughty" self slip out here and there. But in this video, she was out in full glory, having a blast and it was fun to watch.

[@sophiegeller3667]

Watching Kris just makes you feel like you’re friends in real life, she’s always so friendly and awesome to watch

[@love.marvelous]

Frrr yess

[@G101-w4u]

every time she said a dirty jokes or it sounded dirty I just went “OH” and then I start laughing 😂 Love you kris you always put a smile on my face 😊

[@amplifer2468]

u sound like OneTopic lol

[@hollymeinhard2430]

I absolutely agree

[@daniellenorman498]

The see through stuff wasn't makeup. It was Aaron's thinking putty. They have a ton of different types and that's the clear one. ☺️ I wish I could do myself from behind too... You are so entertaining! 😂😂

[@mayaraphael6550]

🤣😂

[@kadenceball8049]

that sounded a tad bit dirty, haha, lmao

[@exxed_outt1921]

Two different meaning to the 😧 emoji

[@daniellenorman498]

@@kadenceball8049 It was definitely supposed to be dirty...🙄😂

[@jennspencer5907]

Ok but why did i read that as A-a-rons

[@anamae7707]

Kris- this is a family friendly channel Kris 5 mins later - inappropriate but funny jokes I love her videos! 😂😂

[@ggbonnie030]

Kris, your videos never fail to entertain. The constant switching of accents as you tell jokes or react to things really keeps us on our toes 😂

[@theofficialfangirl7760]

​@@Instabruh.User.. please please stop spamming this you commented this several times

[@im4d3m0n_]

Kris: "How sus do you want the video to be?" Also Kris: "Yes"

[@antjaysocial]

7:22 living rent free in my mind. 'A leaf- buggy'

[@puppetguy8726]

8:57 Poor Kevin, he absolutely loves balloons but is afraid to tell his mom... 😥

[@Caydence_with_a_Y]

It’s like how The Vegan Teachers dog is forced to be vegan 😅 😂

[@puppetguy8726]

@@Caydence_with_a_Y There was some woman who said she loved cats but she thought it was a shame they only live for 4-6 months. She only fed them vegan food and that's why her cats died all the time. 🙀

[@La_aJ]

​@@puppetguy8726 AND NO ONE TOLD HER???!!! POOR CATS… 😟

[@puppetguy8726]

@@La_aJ As soon as she wrote it I imagine someone told her. Poor cats!

[@annaburns2865]

3:00 It’s ok Kris. You are not “turning into a disgusting human being.” just a satisfied one. I’m with you on this. I did not expect this video to be so satisfying 😊

[@zetrocarts]

I absolutely lost it @2:50 “put it in the middle” lmfao

[@Voidlyre]

the fact that you always compliment us every video warms my heart love your videos kris and keep up the good work

[@zzzo._17]

" Get this f***ing ice cube off my f***ing body right now, before I tip your grandma's urn off the shelf. Think I'm joking? Watch me." 😂 -Kris 2022👏

[@maxhepburn4143]

It has to be said...Kris is probably the coolest and most fun person to hangout with.

[@amraamra939]

Kris:makes the dirtiest jokes ever Also kris: this is a family friendly Chanel 😂

[@Rayne8906]

6:34 It's actually not terrifying...My younger sister's horse had to have her left eye removed after she cut it on a nail, over 6 years ago. She's adjusted pretty fast, and hasn't let the fact that she's half blind slow her down. Another horse, that's pretty famous is Endo the Blind, he lost both his eyes due to a autoimmune disease (Moon Blindness) & he's thrived

[@HelloWorldItsMeYourFutureSelf]

I see that horse on tik tok I had passed away sadly

[@annieandemma0820]

I went to a horse camp and one of the horses had an eye disease and they removed her eye but it was hurting her

[@LiterallyMeGuys]

I ride a horse named Keebler who was born half blind, another horse (Champ) is half deaf and injured his eye so now he is half deaf and half blind. I used to ride Champ all the time and I almost fell off because people didn’t realize he went blind in an eye yet.

[@amye.8000]

Yep, I met a one eyed horse as well. I could imagine it looking creepy in a video but in person, up close, it actually looks soft and fuzzy. I didn't go out if my way to touch it but it looked like the skin on her face so I would imagine it felt like the skin on her face, soft n fuzzy. I was only lending a hand clearing out the stables for the brief time I took lessons, but I can say that having only one eye didn't effect her riding at all.

[@Rayne8906]

@@LiterallyMeGuys I know how that is, my family owns three horses that are blind in one eye, well one is missing her eye...but she's the most professional, can walk up on her blind side & she won't even flinch. The other two, it's a different story...they'll both spook

[@adzukibean2190]

Everytime Kris gives me a compliment, I get really happy, because let me let you guys in on a little girl secret. Us girls love compliments from other girls. Especially if it’s from really pretty girls. So I love when Kris compliments me because even though I know it’s not directed at me personally, it still triggers that happy reaction of: “A pretty girl thinks something about me is cool!”

[@gigiboites8800]

Same girl and at least I took the time to read this like this and comment on it

[@Kazuno109]

I dont like getting compliments- But i am fine if its someone i love , is friends or family : ) But its special when kris does : D.

[@Jay-bq1dq]

Pathetic.

[@lililachance5094]

I really hope you see this, i found your page at my lowest, and i immediately started to relate to you! You put a smile on my face again, and I’m so thankful for that! Your little compliments at the beginning of each video makes me smile, and i look up to you! Thanks for being such an amazing and incredible person, i love you lots❤️❤️❤️

[@wordlife94]

Kris is WILDING this video. At 2:55 I half-expected her to say "yeah, spray it on the back" lol

[@mayaraphael6550]

For real😂🤣 If u start from 2:46 it's a whole string

[@starfieldrock101]

At 5:40 with the person burning that substance, it’s actually poplar tree seeds which are highly flammable and can actually create a thick layer on the ground posing a hazard for forest fires

[@MaceOfSpades96]

There was so much more racy humor in this one than usual, and I'm here for it! I've been watching your channel for a few months now, and this is my favorite video I've come across so far lol

[@TheHavasu_77]

The empty tin thing wasn’t makeup, it’s puddy for fidgeting with. 😂 I love your humor, all your characters from your TikTok, and all your responses to these reaction videos make them even funnier. 😂 Love your guts! 😘❤️ (and yes, I eat my cuticles on my fingers too 🤦🏼‍♀️🤣)

[@adrianaheiler9794]

the more you know! i thought it was some sort of silver paste that just happens to be the same colour as the tin.

[@beardiedragling9803]

When Kris said she missed us I smiled. Shes such a lovely human

[@Rose-rk8vr]

Yea she is

[@yasm1ne31]

1:58 do NOT disrespect the samsung community haha

[@arrow-f4ng]

yes. do not 👩🏻‍🦲👩🏻‍🦲✨

[@astralplex]

KRIS! From the bottom of my heart, you are a god send! You’re truly an amazing, one of a kind human! You make my days SO much better! I literally have one AirPod in my ear at all times playing your videos constantly… and, I don’t feel so alone when I have your funny a$$ to listen to! So, thank you Kris. Sincerely. ❤

[@hyuka_ningningforever]

She is so amazing right?

[@rodneymiles1074]

Hahaha. I’d would just love to be good friends with her. She’s just too funny

[@joshuaW5621]

Whoever becomes her boyfriend will not regret it.

[@crazyill3243]

Me too! I feel like we'd get along great

[@isabellaevens8334]

Same

[@CasperDoodles008]

Hey Kris, I know you're used to hearing this, but seeing your intro and you and- for some reason, just seeing Pete makes me so happy, I was struggling to get out of bed this morning but seeing you just made it all better.

[@CasperDoodles008]

@Jack Wrath What 😟

[@marasovismommy3101]

@@CasperDoodles008 it’s a bot don’t feed into them they want u to click the link so they get views on their video

[@Formula_Peeka1]

Is it just me or can no one else help but smile at Kris' content.

[@fundgey_toppat6247]

3:42 wait, but aren't your eyes... on your head?

[@dogscratchedoor]

You totally cracked me up there!😂😂

[@inactive82510]

2:05 - that actually putty/slime if you didn’t know. I love your videos. Keep it up!❤️

[@bgrisingsminion4915]

I'm right there with ya Kris, i've been fighting a cold all week, so hope you get better soon. Kevin just looks like he puts up with you and your shenanigans at this point LOL

[@reeshajatakia5281]

Thank you Kris for being you! I really look up to you and wish I could meet you. You are my inspiration! My dad passed away 2 years ago and your videos helped me get through a lot. You have been through hell and beyond and you still stand strong. You inspire millions and I hope and know you're going to get back so much because you give so much! Thank you I love you!!! Love from india💖❤🥰

[@Pineapple_Kween]

This is a FAMILY FRIENDLY channel!!

[@thejacksquatch1992]

Kris: This is a family-friendly channel. Also Kris: **makes dirty jokes or innuendos throughout the video** 🤣🤣🤣 Great to see you doing better, Kris! I got an exam tomorrow, I'm stressed out of my goddamn mind and this made me feel so much better; thanks for the laughs and stay awesome! 🥰

[@bunbun3802]

You got this you can do goos on the exam

[@thejacksquatch1992]

@@bunbun3802 Thanks, guess we'll see tomorrow... keep your fingers crossed 🙂

[@iabsolutelylovedinosaurs4748]

You got this and you are gonna get the highest score on that exam and pass it! Give us an update tomorrow please! If you won't obviously lol

[@thejacksquatch1992]

@@iabsolutelylovedinosaurs4748 Well, tomorrow I can only tell you how f***ed I think I am 😅It's gonna take a couple weeks before they announce the results

[@sindibuthelezi3894]

Good luck

[@madisonmcginnis4912]

I love how Kris could just go from like a onlyfans voice to like a British accent to a baby voice/Ryley to Russian accent to your friendly old neighbor to a old woman to herself like Kris doin it all for us

[@milkshake447]

For reaaaaall!!!

[@dekay_se]

4:46 LMAO I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE 💀

[@sarahdaoust3415]

5:13 my cats face when I took away the raw chicken that he was licking. He licked every piece once, so no supper

[@Spoteddy]

0:44 the worst enemy this dude has is rain.

[@AlexQC9]

I'm not on tiktok, but boy am I glad that your skits popped up in my feed somehow! The world needs more people like you ❤

[@travisferguson33]

Ayo 1:53 You good Kris???

[@mandychuu]

I didn't know how badly I needed to laugh until I was crying. Thank you. Please never stop being the goofiest, most chaotic person on this platform.

[@Pheobe.Aliston]

I always smile when she compliments us every time, and in every video!

[@svetoslavkrastev228]

7:27 - I LOVE this kind of stupid pun jokes 😋😋👌👌👍👍🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😜😜

[@datvrbro_fox3060]

Yes

[@zoeoreillyfleming9229]

I want 2:26 as a motivational poster on my wall

[@katykimball3264]

i would give anything to never see 7:35 ever again 🤣

[@crzycat134]

7:51 "cuz I was sick... Your sick" Me in bed with a cold 🥲

[@cristianmoore1996]

9:55 I guess Kris isn’t abstinent anymore. 😂

[@imogenohehir8181]

6:33 The horse's name is Endo, it's a brilliant horse. Endo suffered from Equine Recurrent Uveitis (ERU), also known as moon blindness. This disease is a common cause of blindness in appaloosa breeds and consists of inflammatory processes in the horse's eyes. you can still ride him, the owners depend on him every day as he responds voice tones and voice signals and noises.

[@TaskmasterS1721]

Hey Kris, we really should appreciate you more, you always make us feel better and you look good doing it. Thank you.

[@Supersoundwaves1]

Nintendo's Toad at 4:30

[@roshnighosal]

After a long day, your video always puts a smile on your face. Thank you for being yourself Kris. Love you loads❤️

[@RosieChapman-jh6cq]

The ‘that”s what she saud’ just had me there 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@arjanamolyte7792]

Kris you always know how to put a smile on everyone’s face ❤️

[@logancredeur473]

Bruh I feel like I can relate to you some much even with out actually knowing you. Spontaneously entertaining yourself and expressing your true self outwardly to the public which, to us give’s a warm giggle like feeling inside we can all enjoy so, anyway, thank you for that!

[@RS-bn1ty]

8:15 I lost it here 😂😂

[@Aowyndances]

This is the most VILE Kris video known to man 😭😂

[@Always_Anastasia]

This brings me sooooo much joy watching Kris all her compliments make my day luv ya Kris

[@vincentvangoth9665]

7:05 this is how 99.99 artists draw hands💀

[@Henry_69]

Ikr 💀

[@octopiecrust0]

Thank you for making me laugh. I've been going THROUGH IT lately so thank you for continuing to show me that it's okay to not be okay and sometimes, you really just need to laugh

[@DodgersGingers-co4mb]

Can we give Kris a round of applause for all the work she does to make us laugh? She has any AMAZING sense of humor and never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@chloeo_28]

Kris you should do “Trying 5 minute craft hair hacks”!! (10:30 sea snake maybe?🐍)

[@Angelblaze]

1:45....

[@vecna2564]

Imagine if it was a iPhone she would of kept doing it....

[@MaximusSilas04]

@@vecna2564STOP-

[@brittneyolson4786]

I love that Kris makes everyone's day better and I also like the fact that she complements us everytime it just makes my day better everytime and Kris I love every video you have made thanks for making everyone's day better Kris!!!!

[@p.rkchop]

‘Oh, yeah, love peeling skin…" and then you take it too far, you get me EVERY time.

[@whiskeygirl8723]

Oh Kris so priceless….. “the way you lick the bottle make my body wanna waddle” Freaking LOVE IT!!!😄😆😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂❤️🍷

[@ohthereyouarepeter1435]

5:00 it's this material they put over your ink so it keeps it clean but can still breathe, it's actually pretty epic 💜

[@im_dopestuff]

Kris: 10:47 "thats what she said". Me: Wait what?!

[@datvrbro_fox3060]

Same

[@ecasechos7763]

I can't handle the "high key low key stupid but also genius"!!! Has me dying every time.😂😂😂

[@Alexigalaxi23]

4:54 the dead skin on my lips... that sometimes gets eaten aka all the time... also kris i love ya really wish you were my friend

[@Stoobie714]

Kris I’m gonna be honest for a sec… that red dress looks AMAZING on you! You always make my day better and everyone else’s day as well.

[@WinterLover28DL]

Do you like her?😅

[@WinterLover28DL]

@Alkalez I do like her 😂😂😂🤣🤣 and I'm a girl

[@Stoobie714]

@@WinterLover28DL who doesn’t? 😭 ✋🏻

[@WinterLover28DL]

@@Stoobie714 Idk IAM A GIRL AND I LIKE HER MANNNNN WHAT THE HELLL

[@Stoobie714]

@@WinterLover28DL ok so hush.

[@Doinurmom.]

I actually wonder what the frick goes through Jay’s mind when he has to watch all these clips and put them together. We need a vid of that

[@Liv-Zone]

I feel like most jokes that Kris makes fit the "That's what she said" meme perfectly

[@dino8608]

3:25 the Italian accent tho 😂

[@vrajpatel4847]

5:18 😂😂😂😂

[@vrajpatel4847]

@maddieviibez sure sir/mam but i already these are filthy scammers

[@chaotic7cam]

Oh gosh 1:35 resonates my Uncle Steve had that happen to his hands after accidentally getting locked out in the cold.

[@KingJAB_]

The mouth smoke thing actually works. You just have to click your tongue, then pressurize your mouth. my friend taught me that last year.

[@vanko7091]

6:55 why was that the perfect budum dush ever😂

[@Kirix421_]

“I want to grab it- I don’t care if it burns my hand” You are AWESOME Kris! Keep making incredible content like this, please.

[@BLUEWOLFOFNIGHFIRE]

Can we take a moment to appreciate the amount of time and effort Kris puts into Her videos for us and she always makes our day or night even better keep it up. 😉

[@sxft_bread]

the "thats what she said" at the end KILLED ME

[@Phoenixfure926]

I love you kris and you always make me smile so thank you for making my day!

[@theonator5847]

3:35 Yea I just wish I could never put it back on

[@mynamesalena]

can we all appreciate the fact that Kris always makes our days with her content, and how funny she is without even thinking about it sometimes ❤

[@gwendolyn_the_rogue]

Kris: *inhales* also Kris a second later: ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́ẖ̸̠͎͗͗͊̅̐́͐̾̈́͘u̸̻͌̓̆̎͛̃̒̇͌̾ẻ̵̠̾̄̽͑̈́͆̕g̶̛̳͕̀̂̌̎͐̈́h̸̡̞̾̋̉͑́

[@ramikii3762]

Listen to this part 2:44 without the video

[@WolfieWolf-uu4pd]

AYO I TRIED IT

[@skelll.y]

2:35 Nona moment💅🏻✨

[@Writeme1512-7]

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[@Anonymous_11919]

3:48 I think I’ve been on that exact road when it was like that 🤔

[@panko01]

2:13 that's called Bulgogi, a Korean dish in which you eat meat with mostly placing a lettuce leaf on your mouth, bringing meat and veggies to your mouth, and pushing it all on for perfect wrap crunch

[@daughterofchatblanc]

Ever since I started watching Kris's videos when I talk to myself I use different voices too because it's just so much more interesting😂❤

[@therockbottom1479]

As usual kris never fails to entertain us and make us feel better it's just awesome :)

[@trinitymontelone7044]

I swear even if I have the worst day ever you can always make me smile and laugh. Thank you Kris!

[@monicamathis6229]

@Jack Wrath bot BOT BOTTT

[@dragonegk4008]

The eel made me crawl as well Kris ur not alone 🥶🥶🥶

[@caitlinwhite-barnes3642]

Kris is too funny. You never fail to brighten up my day! Love you loads, Kris! ❤️❤️