Things Only Psychopaths Do

[@king_tutankhamun]

swear to god this guy has an open thesaurus next to him at all times

[@battlecatsbunbun9643]

lol

[@elushuto5270]

ONG BRO

[@Squimblink]

His dialect is far superior than we common fools can comprehend

[@nori-thingz]

more of bro rereading it 3 times everyday

[@stitched_skin1292]

I love him for it

[@ihadnogoodideasforanamelmao]

i eat cereal without milk and that's why the joker shits bricks whenever he sees me

[@samuelblack7314]

I do this whenever I don't have any milk.

[@Just_a_guy909]

depends on the cereal

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Ngl it might be better without milk sometimes.

[@therealestcupheadonyt]

@@Just_a_guy909 would it be shocking for me to say it was cinamon toast crunch

[@Just_a_guy909]

@@therealestcupheadonyt no, in fact that's one of the cereals I would argue is better without milk

[@dinodude6992]

Ok, I'll share some odd behaviors I've seen other people conduct: Throughout school, there'd always be one of those individuals who mix all of their school food they'd get from the cafeteria, this included pouring the disgusting chocolate milk that the school served. Like, for example, I'd see someone put chocolate milk in with mash potatoes, corn, and whatever the individual thought up of

[@paperboar1]

thats already been done

[@osciisnow]

Ngl that be me, I just pour chocolate milk in these beef patties and I can’t lie it taste really good

[@IucidDreaming]

@@osciisnowwhat mental hospital accidentally let out the wrong patient

[@v0m1tg0r3gutzz]

I saw someone in elementary mix his salad with french and ranch dressing, and all 3 flavored milks. Then asked if i wanted some. Iirc he mixed more but i dont remember what. Like do i want it? NO DUDE YOUR NASTY.

[@JazzyTheGreat28]

I used to do that ngl, if I aint wanna eat it(when I was a kid btw)

[@royalrain20xx92]

Bro… this man just attacked half of my lifestyles

[@PastaaFN]

fr 😂

[@MrJakethegreat]

No bS 😭😭

[@clyded_thysilly]

istg bro i have a thicc ass android phone and i got no case on it i dropped it 4 million times worst shit that happened is frequent ghost touch and a screen that's coming off (i use a bandage to keep it on)

[@Alfie_MyBeloved]

FR if I'm almost done w/ the vid and if he mentions one more thing I do I'm becoming an atomic bomb

[@pugsfanarthub]

Mtf, you must be on a list

[@ninxflametail9134]

As someone who sleeps with jeans and socks on somehow, I’m more than happy to have the honor of being called a psychopath

[@Lilleh__]

I also feel honoured to, as someone who sleeps w/ socks on and sometimes sprays ketchup over my chips and fries.

[@Squimblink]

Nah I only do that on campouts when I can't be bothered to change just to sleep

[@Zrvwm]

same but i also poor ketchup on my fries and bite kit kats

[@thechillonee5533]

Real

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Fax

[@xx.yourstrulie]

We making out the mental asylum with this one🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

[@sage_sonic]

We making out the loony bin with this one🗣️🙏🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣️💯

[@Squimblink]

Well if you do any of these you'll be making it INTO the asylum fr

[@sage_sonic]

@@Squimblink real af🙏🏾

[@Bigblackballs335]

Arkham Asylum level of crimes bruh 💀😭

[@MoistDelta.]

More like making it into one

[@Theautisticoptimistic]

I don’t like breaking the KitKat because they melt in your hands also the caiou reference had me dead 💀

[@sage_sonic]

I don’t understand how people sleep with their closet or door open you can literally see the boogeyman doing the lil durk stare back at you or people that bite ice cream it hurts my soul😭😭🙏🏾

[@v4n1ty92]

I mostly agree on the ice cream thing, but tell me, how the fuck am I supposed to eat an ice cream sandwich without biting it?

[@sage_sonic]

@@v4n1ty92 real ice cream sandwiches are fine cuz how else u gonna eat them

[@lorenzpaul4470]

i only take lil nibbles out my ice cream cuz it dont make my teeth hurt anymore but sometimes i be takin gargantuan bites out of it

[@r.a.fgattaiguy845]

I sleep with the door open, but that´s mostly because I don´t have a door

[@majkou]

it's not scary at all lol

[@birdnerd4302]

As someone who grew up without pajamas so just wore jeans to bed I can say that sleeping in jeans is underrated

[@brighterphantom4530]

FR

[@thatguyjax1092]

There are two mentally unwell people in this thread

[@absolutisguy4171]

That’s what I’m saying bruh

[@knoghtt]

The asylum is around the corner

[@emmag6954]

Sir, you are NOT right up in that head.

[@PolarEclipse11]

As someone who sleeps on my back, i must be a psychopath-

[@sakurahoor]

Same bro

[@Chicken-TN]

Yes sir, grimy is the person I watch whenever I'm board

[@XalasiaBall]

Litaresy

[@chianz_]

"board"

[@ketaminepoptarts]

whats it like to be a plank of wood?

[@sushirocks6875]

*bored*

[@tahfy1615]

Did you consent into becoming a 2x4?

[@arpwcos2011]

Sleeping with socks is like the number 1 thing i do. My parents always said, "if you don't sleep without socks you can get sick".

[@marinefart9082]

My feet get cold

[@Doberman_1]

Blanket?

[@bootlegthemagician]

your parents are fucking idiots then

[@themenacingpenguin.7152]

@@Doberman_1 You aint ever need socks when you got that blanket wrapped around your feet.

[@Doberman_1]

@@themenacingpenguin.7152 that’s what I’m saying

[@kiiroflower]

The part about the ice cream biting had me rolling the entire time 💀 - coming from someone who bites their ice cream

[@thatguyjax1092]

Special containment 🫵☹️

[@PDIDDYOFFIClAL]

I bite it with the back of my front teeth because it doesn’t hurt

[@badgamer123thereckoning2]

I also bite my ice cream but now i just try to take a piece of the ice cream by squishing the ice cream with my lips or bite a giant part of the cone and eat the entire thing inside the cone

[@Captain_greybeard]

I be munchin that ice cream

[@platinumpowerranger7941]

I mainly chew my ice cream through small bites. But I agree it can be difficult due to the brain freeze I would endure. It doesn't happen often, though, because I don't eat ice cream that much.

[@WandaScott-te8zs]

My middle sister litterly used to sleep in jeans. Me and my older sister thought she was the definition of fire or something😭.

[@spingleboygle]

how the scallops did she not combust into flames st night

[@WandaScott-te8zs]

​@@spingleboygleidk😂

[@WandaScott-te8zs]

@@spingleboygle idk but at least she lived😂😂.

[@IsypizzyRamen]

This guy has an incredible talent to compare stuff with other stuff this is just what makes his videos funny and amazing 😭✨

[@allysontousignant591]

The swallowing pills dry hits home, one of my exes I lived with did this and bro had medication bigger than my one pill, he had to take vitamins and anti rejection pills, he said he didn’t need water because it was for the weak, while he knew I took mine with water💀

[@nelsonrobles5647]

it’s a good day when grimey uploads

[@SawyerGrow.]

" I took Darth Vaders advice and joined the dark side" That got me rolling🤣🤣

[@builders8117]

3:48 that’s actually kind of terrifying

[@Ктоя-ь1м]

0:35 B-b-but it's v-very co- comfyyyyy during da w-wintaaa.... 😢

[@christophersnedeker]

I used to take pills without water but one time it got stuck in the back of my throat and started disolving in my mouth. That may be the worst thing I've tasted in my life and I've tasted some pretty nasty things. Needless to say I use water now.

[@kitkats2204]

This one time i tried swallowing a pill while trying to see how little water i could drink to get it down, and i accidentally swallowed the pill before the sip of water and the small ass sip didnt make it go down my throat and that flavor of a disintegrating pill is beyond deplorable.

[@QU141.]

You’ve tasted some pretty nasty things huh? Watch that mouth of yours 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

[@aj4k]

Speaking of, I've never got people who don't drink the milk after they finish their cereal, they're just being wasteful.

[@SPIDERKN1GHT0327]

Biting in to ice cream is fucking life changing bro (and not in a good way) that shit be makin me feel like im finna meet Tony Stark

[@rildomontesinos8841]

I only wear my clean socks to sleep, so I don’t get cold feet. So basically I’m doing myself a favor and wear my pink bunny slippers around the house haha 😂

[@AzariahRyan789]

Trust me sleeping with socks is the most sane thing a person does.

[@saltman8975]

Who tf DOESN'T sleep with socks on??

[@gonnacry5077]

​@@saltman8975We got em boy

[@blazelion9883]

Exactly sleeping with good socks mad comfy if I don’t I start slowly losing it because my feet feel unsafe and cold

[@__Man_]

Sleeping with socks is practically a cardinal sin.

[@yeahnvmnvm1331]

I swear ya'll be crazy.

[@excelloblade6449]

Bro has been improving drastically in content creation, keep it up that shi is GREAT

[@tonimauge3907]

I'm someone who pours the milk before the cereal. I do this to reduce soggy cereal. ...And to laugh at the shocked reactions of my friends when I say tell them I pour the milk first.

[@LonerChief]

Fr but like I have been doing that since ever. So, I get confused when other people I know say I'm the crazy one when I think they are for pouring cereal first.

[@lilchoppa4382]

Exactly, I been doin that my whole life, but a few weeks ago I decided to try to pour cereral first. It was terrible, the cereal got soggy like within 2-3 minutes. I couldnt even eat it. Then I threw it away nd made another one, but this time pourin milk first. The cereal was crunchy asl nd good. Ppl who say they pour cereal first only say dat bcus they never tried the other way or they like it soggy.

[@deadman4231]

Counterpoint to sleeping with the door closed: You say you don't want monsters peeking into your room, but wouldn't you want to know what's happening around your house at all times? Wouldn't you want to know that whatever went bump in the night wasn't right outside your door? Just my thoughts.

[@idkwhyieventryanymore]

everybody gangsta until a fire engulfs your room a minute faster with the door open

[@M1styang3ldoesyoutubethingz]

I just do it because I sleep better in the dark

[@billloney2567]

Lying on your stomach can be comfortable, but it can also lead to back problems later in life.

[@Stillcrown239]

I sleep on my side. My neck feels funny.

[@greenbeastofthehiddenleaf]

Keep up the grind ! You're funny and we really enjoy your content ! Even when times are hard, you still make people happy ! You really made my whole afternoon better, so all I have to say is thank you for your content !

[@123spurks]

Why would someone pour milk before the cereal? It's quite satisfying to see cereal make a huge mess.

[@cheels1655]

I pour the milk first fully knowing that I’m eating at least 4 bowls of cereal

[@LonerChief]

@@cheels1655 That's what I'm saying. Like I pour the milk first knowing damn well I will not eat 1 bowl of cereal. I'm gonna eat like 3 or 4 bowls of that and drink the milk afterwards. People who pour cereal first only want 1 bowl.

[@antispiral4552]

Don't let the door hit yall asses on the way out bitches.

[@BaiiBaii22]

@@cheels1655facts and all of the cereal is crunch until the last bite.

[@ItzAubrey11]

I love it when grimey uploads❤

[@psyree127]

ggrimey, you have some of THE best commentary on yt- i be ctfu watching your videos 😭

[@lamarstafford]

I could relate to some of these, especially sleeping with my door open I keep all lights out, closet door open, room door sometimes open, and I face my wall with my back towards my door and closet 😭😭

[@supercupXD]

Bro there was a psychopath in my school who would sniff everyone and their hair like bro CHILL

[@RyanRestly-i3v]

I laugh at his reaction to sleeping on one's back. I struggle to sleep in any other postion. Do I look dead? Yes. But...I like that it does. Sometimes I curl up to a pillow. But yes, I do fall asleep almost exclusively, lying on my back.

[@gabrielluna3954]

As someone without a phone case, I loved this video keep up the great work ❤

[@returnofpineappleplushie6480]

You forgot mfs who don’t use incognito when going on particular websites

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Google still sees what you do, you ain't safe my guy.

[@v4n1ty92]

Only people incognito is hiding shit from are the parents who don't know how to check router history. All incognito does is wipe the search history accumulated during the session. And it only wipes it on your local system, so Google and your ISP still have all that search history on file. If you're really that worried about someone seeing your search history then just delete it regularly, or maybe just don't let people go on your computer in the first place 🤷‍♂️

[@ToxiKid]

Just delete ur historw

[@returnofpineappleplushie6480]

@@randomyoutuber2633 Better to think you’re safe then not care at all

[@kermitgotthesickkicks4265]

As someone who pours ketchup all over their fries i'm proud to call myself a psychopath.

[@The_voices_are_getting_louder_]

I feel bewildered, astonished, and questioning how he attacked my entire life habits

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

Everyone who uses dark mode are definitely Victorian era vampires.

[@randomyoutuber2633]

Faxxx

[@Mement0MoRi-]

Shut up u just wanna be different😭

[@TheWeirdcoreMan]

Step into the sun, I dare you 💀@@Mement0MoRi-

[@Mement0MoRi-]

@@TheWeirdcoreMan my left arm fell off, my fault og

[@theoriginalman9426]

Nah I just don't want my screen to be bright, plus I find light mode to be old school

[@Kurently-YT]

It’s a good day when grimey uploads

[@SapphireLibra3]

I sleep with socks on and put ketchup on my fries. Thing is, I already accepted I was a psychopath.

[@toolazytothinkofausername7407]

I admit, I sleep on my back. But in my defense I usually don't realize it until I wake up

[@Pibbstarr4k]

ggrimy's vocabulary is just perfect 😂

[@MetalBass666]

When i bite into ice cream it feels like someone is shocking my mouth with a taser. I don't understand how people do it.

[@meltedelevator]

i bite my ice cream every time lmfao

[@PinkDragon05]

me too lol

[@CombatMaid]

I like how he contraducts himself like: He wanted to eat fries 🍟 before dipping it to a ketchup to not make it soggy, but he likes to eat a soggy ass cereal so he put it first,then the milk.

[@mazou5808]

3:28 had me dead

[@Real_Jay111]

Love the videos man, your work is truly amazing and lets go strong with the 2024 takeover!!! Edit:....I do most of these things like sleep with my socks on....sleeping without socks on just feels weird and sometimes I wear jeans cause I'm to tired....

[@sourlemonDLX]

4:37 finally someone mentions it!

[@sage_sonic]

Exactly 😭

[@littlebigcomrade]

The Omni-Man joke was really well thought out.

[@ray.4k44]

real shi ggrimey (im not even on the first 20 seconds)

[@ItsOnlyJenN]

As someone who sleeps with socks, pours milk first, and pours ketchup on the fries, I am proud to be a psycho😀

[@Alli-y3b]

2:29 LEAVE MY CHILDHOOD ALONE 😂😂

[@kekeandtofo]

I remember years ago, my grandma always got on me and my brother's cases if we didn't wear socks in her house (probably because her house or the floors were cold, idk what the actual reason was, but I knew it involved coldness). Back then, I was NEVER comfortable with the thought of my wooly socks touching the wooly covers. It bothered me! So, I took my socks off every time it was time for bed. Nowadays, my grandma doesn't trip over that anymore, so yay! Also, about the ice cream part, my dad always bites his ice cream and practically SCARFS it down. Then he is wondering why he gets a brain freeze 😂.

[@soul3973]

Bite into ice cream is me and also putting ketchup on fries is me nobody stoping me 😈

[@anthonypatterson-dq1om]

good for you 👍

[@PinkDragon05]

I also bite into ice cream but I don't put ketchup on fries

[@RadEmpoleon]

I remember my dad used to put the toothpaste on our toothbrushes before getting them wet... not only that, but he would put it on the SIDE of the bristles

[@Barbequed-Clorox]

4:29 Nahh bruh I used to be a side sleeper, that shit will make you want to amputate the arm you're lying on bruh 💀You wake up and your arm feels numb as hell, and then it lets out this loud ass crack that hurts like shit. And I don't even have crackly ass joints. Same applies to your neck when you sleep on your stomach. Bro wanna have his joints aligned like Ricky Berwick's' 🤣

[@markgacheru]

It hurts that people do this. if you pour the left over milk from ur cereal, remember that the milk comes from a animal, Key word there is Life. You need to be imprisoned for life.

[@Zarabarbara1111]

1:00 i sleep in jeans and socks...

[@Dont_mind_Minos]

Same, also with a belt on too

[@captaincz5763]

Happy New Years bro I look forward to this new year with your videos 🙏

[@dark_--_anonymous4811]

This video had me to tears😂

[@jey-bu7zx]

Bro your videos are underrated and funny asf you deserve more subs

[@brEZ527]

3:39 when I was a kid I used to always sleep with the door wide open *and* the lights dimmed😂 I did not wanna sleep in complete darkness

[@ALAMO_CREW]

Same😂

[@Dulex321]

95% of the time Sunday nights are horrible, but with the release of this video it made it in the 5% category 😭😂

[@ChiliBurgerYT]

2:55 I use both. It goes to dark mode at sunset.

[@vibezwithrae12]

FINALLY SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME WITH THE TOOTHPASTE THING

[@Str4wB3rry_Puggie]

Wait people don’t bite their ice cream..?

[@Tomater_youtube]

Dumbass

[@joshuatremper5026]

Are your teeth not connected to nerves? That shit is cold and it hurts

[@user-gd5oz8tu3t]

"You always gotta keep your socks on or you know you're ga-"

[@Schizophrenicman-x5m]

7:01 me when my mom yells my full name

[@WobbledogFanatic]

Jeans are really comfortable when you're tired 🙁 It really hits at times‼️

[@lovelycoffee-dd7cp]

2:11 I’m sorry y’all but, I actually do this every time I have kit-kat. Like I’ll bite it on the top of the kit-kat💀

[@abnormalpotato1051]

Even the adverts show you that you should put the cereal before the milk

[@idiomasentusiasticos7954]

I have an iPhone without a case. I’ve had this phone for 2 years. Pretty sure Jesus Christ himself is watching over this phone.

[@MrZaptricity]

The only time you don’t wet, your toothbrush is when you’re using very abrasive toothpaste and your teeth are extremely yellow because that’ll literally peel the paint off the walls if you get the right toothpaste

[@gabriellegregory6]

0:14 MY EYESSSSSSSSS

[@willowgames256]

This is coming from someone who does bite their ice cream, this video is pretty accurate

[@mypicklebrine]

yea

[@IHTTYWTM]

yea

[@colonialbred3399]

yea

[@kristopherwillis8075]

Yea

[@Muraka1]

Yea

[@utsunomiko]

you actually called me out on most of these i'm creasing☠️

[@real-aether]

0:35 i opened this video expecting to laugh at people. i wear socks to bed.

[@chaoticRoommate]

every tim eI get bored and can't find a thing to do ggrimey poasts it makes my whole day better keep up the work

[@Upbeatzz-u4q]

I saw someone put marstard on watermelon dawg

[@Omarthedummy]

Bro that's the eighth deadly sin right there. Mustard on watermelon is an ultimate sin.

[@Upbeatzz-u4q]

@@Omarthedummy exactly dawg

[@filipvadas7602]

As someone who uses Light Mode on my phone AND bites my ice cream I'm proud to be labelled a psycho 💀

[@ThisChannelExistsLoll]

7:52 no ⬜️💡

[@Jeremia-ek3jd]

What you talking about! Laying on your back is hella comfy. Especially when you’re exhausted. Yes I also curl myself up like some melted Lego brick but laying on your back is just also comfy when I don’t feel like breaking my back.

[@legendarygigan9855]

1:28 cry about im still gonna do it

[@MarcelKędziora-w7r]

Nice argument, unfortunately.. *[Poland with NATO article 5]*

[@futtbucker9000]

I ultimately started a cult with 9years old. Every kid doubted the French fries and Nutella combo. Not a single soul believed me, until they tried and fell in love with it. They still do it today

[@theperfectburger9892]

6:00 I bite ice cream. And only bite it. I dont have pain.

[@saleens302extreme]

thank goodness I'm not the only one here

[@sicilyfanning]

I bite it. And I have sensitive teeth.

[@swagdino13]

As someone who swallows his pills without water i can verify i dont have nothing to lose in life

[@ChipBagge]

4:55 its a great way to save time, money, and cash

[@josefboulos9408]

One of my fav youtubers now🔥🔥🔥

[@Damienthornkin]

3:00 all my apps have light mode,,,, Edit : I SLEEP OJ MY BACK NORMALLYY Edit 2 : stop i bite iceceeam as my hownendnd phoen doesnt have any cases

[@ThisChannelExistsLoll]

Too be honest I rather more positive vibes an that mode says everything.

[@nathan84216]

dude I love your videos, they are so relatable

[@Kingead412]

The clip at 4:08 had me dying

[@Rusty_0]

As someone who eats the chocolate sides of the kit kat, and takes pills without water, I'm more than honored with being in a insane asylum.

[@deltazen6162]

2:06 i did this twice 😈

[@MuteAnimations-wf8mj]

My all life

[@Dot-um1nk]

Everything he said was factual to the tee

[@sigataros]

4:40 i dont know what tiny ass bowls you are using, if you do cereal before you milk then you like soggy cereal and will be awaiting jail time because thats nasty compared to crispy - recently soaked cereal, i can pour my cereal on the milk and let that island sit there for 2 hours and still have crispy cereal whenever i want to eat it, you've earned yourself a dislike, you are objectively wrong I think someone doesn't understand displacement here and need to go back to physics class, if you put cereal before milk, you can put less milk in the bowl, ultimately both are equal but with milk first, you aren't forced to immediately eat it down like an animal

[@A_Walnut]

Ur the problem

[@Connerboss2007]

As someone who sleeps with socks on, I am mentally ill.