THINGS TEACHERS NEVER SAY (but wish they could)

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[@smoog]

What non-Australians don't realise is that this wasn't faked. It was filmed with hidden cameras at an aussie primary school.

[@underwaterdick]

Australia has schools?? Wow, even after leaving school you learn new things every day.

[@hugoyoung4890]

It could be lol.

[@leshay246]

This is what I look like when I eat Tacos how could you be so but hurt

[@smoog]

@@leshay246 my guess he won the 'little turd award' every day he was Year 3; in his case 1000 days.

[@zweibomb]

@@underwaterdick In PE we learn how to wrestle crocs and we ride our kangaroos home.

[@zahillethe7th846]

"And that's how it's done, motherfuckers. Sick, right!" Best one.

[@Idontsellkicks]

Parker Jenkins i was looking for this comment💀💀

[@LordSandwichII]

This is why they won't let me be a teacher.

[@grendelum]

I died remembering how sick it was when I found out !!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@MrPablojack]

Dude named Kyle been a teacher

[@gonzesse1437]

"Velcrow instead of shoelaces ha? Parents finally gave up on you?" Hahahahahahaha COMEDY GOLD

[@gaybowser69]

tradie 4theladies Jesus fucking Christ, clam down.

[@Bebolife12345]

Gonzesse the fact that you misspelt Velcro astonishes me

[@gaybowser69]

tradie 4theladies what did I do

[@V_TheHikikomori]

Mia lana Cameron I too wish I could Clam down, but sadly, I am allergic to Clam.

[@gaybowser69]

GhoulioCoolio ha de fucking ha

[@hannah3028]

I love how you can't tell what age they teach, it makes it funnier lmao

[@sugarnads]

Hannah Myers seriously?? Primary school. Duh.

[@sinabrand5244]

@@sugarnads also, it's sometimes even funnier when you think about them teaching high school students 😂

[@TheVibes101]

*Finger paintings in the background Could be a high school, or an elementary school. No one knows.

[@commenter7867]

@@soapysoachie8295 which ones? this seemed obviously primary

[@kylemartin8655]

College?

[@madamebkrt]

1:26: "Hold your recorders and on the count of three...snap them in half" I FELT THAT IN MY SOUL

[@madamebkrt]

@Pika Poo My primary school did compulsory recorder classes and I'm sure that scenario ran through my teacher's head every lesson XD

[@madamebkrt]

@Marisol M Just imagine those out-of-tune recorder kids playing the Psycho theme... *DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT DOOT!*

[@divinrth5187]

Pika Poo fateful* FTFY

[@legendarytat8278]

Vive la freedom!

[@beren2062]

@Pika Poo since when?

[@JohnTubeChannel]

"Read some 50 Shades of Grey... *hand sanitizer*" 😂😂😂

[@steadycracker7575]

Faith Adams I don't understand

[@steadycracker7575]

Faith Adams oh ok thx man! Ima go watch it now

[@sabawahid1867]

I must cleanse myself...

[@bubblyblxssom7095]

John Mcleister i dont get it

[@monstablox1]

the girl that loves gaming! Because your like 5

[@coralarch]

"They're all gonna be pricks"....lol!

[@joebloggs619]

Teachers and parents can no longer haveco trol over how kids grow up, despite their good intentions asparents or teachers. Other things have greater power over kids eg the media, advertising, video games, the fashion industry, pop music etc. It is so disheartening....

[@TheGamerRist]

The sad thing is... its true.

[@larlesienne.]

Waitt a second .. teachers aren't supposed to say this out loud ??? Because mine sure did.

[@justarandomgal2683]

J Mireles My mom became a high school math teacher as a career change from engineering. She quit after two years and went back to engineering. Part of the reason why WAS that there were students that were hateful little shits.

[@justarandomgal2683]

J Mireles It was not just hateful kids. It was also the school administrators and complaining parents as well. It was a multi factored thing.

[@justarandomgal2683]

J Mireles My mom was a subtitute as well. She actually liked that because she did not have to deal with all the stuff that a full time teacher or long term substitutes has to deal with. That is why she thought she would like being a "real" teacher.

[@bensingleton3923]

I've had two that said swear words one was a food tech teacher saying her dog ate S**t and the other just said the S word when she was hit by a ball in PE.

[@arza0932]

Me too haha. Although i only fucked around everyone every now and than. I mostly slept in class...

[@BabsChannel]

"Send me that."

[@erb1998]

syz·y·gy the new era of teacher-student relationships 😂

[@onyxavatar]

My wife is a teacher and this video is spot on. Brilliant.

[@dashcamuk23]

onyxavatar i am sorry

[@Bluedragon2513]

DashCam UK are you apologizing cause his wife is probably cheating on him?

[@TheRandomMuffinMan]

Anthony Nguyen fuck, you beat me to it.

[@reecer4172]

2:32 did anyone actually do this

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[@Srcyte]

My teachers actually do say this shit

[@idealicfool]

lmao right? "look mate, just quit while your behind" those days were a while ago for me but.

[@trustmyhustle2426]

JustAnyOldGamer ikr one of my old teachers said practical everything in this vid

[@VengefulLeprechauns]

Trust My Hustle I had the brutally honest male teacher. Dude was funny as shit and a good teacher, just don't expect him to raise your test grade.

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

@@VengefulLeprechauns I had a teacher like that too lol threw a mug at my head and everything. One upside: you passed his class you *actually* knew you knew the subject.

[@bradbutler539]

i told my teacher that i was going shopping and she said “mAyBe YoU cAn GeT sOmE pRoPeR sChOoL uNiFiRmE” and i was like BITTCCCHH

[@STARuzo]

It's the god damn accent I tell ya. It makes everything 10 times funnier

[@attilathenun]

CuSith 'Straya

[@grendelum]

Ever see the show *Farscape* ? The human has an American accent but all of the aliens have Australian (or other) accents... it really does make them seem more alien...

[@rogerhawkins6433]

What accent???

[@moodielolly278]

Roger Hawkins australian

[@rogerhawkins6433]

George James .... Naaaaaaa. Kiwi. Near enough’s good enough (as the last girlfriend always said!). -)

[@TeaAtTwo2]

'You know the classclown, Henrietta? You're not it, you're the arseclown ' - dead 🤣🤣

[@silverkitty2503]

i worked in a place that did school tours once ...the teachers had to come but they got to spend the entire day in the staff room once there.....trust me they say this stuff in the staffroom

[@grendelum]

Doctors, lawyers, police, retail... everyone who deals with people does this.

[@spartandud3]

The thing I find most difficult to believe is that she struggles to get a date.

[@pompe221]

If she's a teacher she has no free time until the end of June at the earliest.

[@EmilyA1984]

Maybe she ends up with her brutally honest male teacher counterpart. I mean, look at how much they have in common.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

Teaching is a female dominated profession, additionally the men who teach tend to be gay. Result? Female teachers struggle to meet men. One of my former colleagues was a virgin until about 27.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

@@MrBENTPIN Wow. Erudite. Thank you so much for your contribution. You are clearly beneficial to the species as a whole.

[@Ag3nt0fCha0s]

@@MrBENTPIN yes, what a terrific shame it would be to produce more like me when we could have more as wonderful as you clearly are.

[@nrcarp6310]

Thats S omg throwback

[@kmonnier]

I lost it at that too.

[@Schemingzy]

"Hold the recorders, then snap them in half" I can feel this

[@adam03753]

This guy's T H I C C C C

[@UltraDraft]

Yass!

[@TheHadesShade]

And I love that! 8D

[@LukeHenderson123]

ikr.

[@BodyBlogger]

Troy has really been working out. He went from belly, to fit, to powerful beef.

[@lornarmateo]

Adam C He looks so nice

[@analothor]

"Who wants to make 5 bucks and wash my car" 😂

[@fumbles1294]

Something real attractive about her

[@rastaziggy81]

maybe its the fact that shes attractive

[@fumbles1294]

Livin' Like Larry no its not dat

[@dashcamuk23]

fumbles 12 its the ass

[@E-bk9vk]

Who is that?

[@exulan9570]

fumbles 12 the accent?

[@HomerSimpson-qz3gp]

The Velcro joke got me😂😂

[@SplinterCNC]

Dude, this shit is so funny..

[@vagabondwastrel2361]

You just like his artwork.

[@gdjustdoit1]

Troy - you guys are hilarious! I'm in the US and I tell all my buddies to check out your channel. I have no idea why you don't have well over 100,000 subscribers. It makes no sense. You're the best.

[@xxMrBaldyxx]

and appropriately named Adolf too

[@Shilobotomized]

**walks into classroom** "Alright everybody, let's start to shut up"

[@callmewisdom]

These jokes are so good and come so quickly that I barely find the time to even appreciate them full

[@justarandomgal2683]

My mom was a math teacher as a career change from engineering. She quit after two years and went back to engineering.

[@NotShowingOff]

just a random gal engineering is just working by yourself and collaborating at times. Being a teacher in the present world is more about managing large swaths of ppl who don’t want to learn. It’s harder than parenting because the kids don’t respect you, and there are many more of them.

[@livlol636]

"Jake is that chewing gum give me one... no you gross shiz a new one" couldn't stop cracking up

[@rangopistacho6928]

I can just imagine my teachers thinking all these things inside their heads

[@nitroplus5630]

I wish my teacher told me this: "University? nah f that just do an apprenticeship".

[@40kzulu5]

Lol for real. Dropped out my 3rd year for a programming apprenticeship. I'm employed my friends aren't.

[@desertfoxcartoon]

That's the best way for some people, I went to a trade school, now I'm working a good job debt free while my friends are still paying off their college loans.

[@NotKimiRaikkonen]

Left school at sixteen to start my own business. Best decision ever.

[@kriste7443]

2:03 “Give me a fresh one”

[@beaujacobs8294]

I laughed. Kinne is on a role of gold right now

[@seanptk8043]

Comments recap: 98% quotes 2% "my teachers do say that😂😂"

[@kacywatson6314]

This is how teachers should be.

[@kakao-katze]

I didn't know I needed this. But now. Now is the time.

[@SamuelKeelerWoW]

You need to upload more, your videos make my day so much better,

[@gosperru]

"Velcro instead of shoe laces, eh Tim? Parents finally gave up on you huh?" holy shit 😂😂😂

[@lavibratariana1539]

“Fuck this I’m going home” 😂 VERY accurate

[@yaboiplank6764]

"Read some fifty shades of grey" *Sanitzes hands*

[@charlielouise2428]

My super sarcastic history teacher first week of school: ‘right, nerds at the front, losers at the back where I can’t see you’ 😂

[@shenders2671]

That's gold! How did the parents not complain???

[@camerongray7767]

The recorder one made me laugh 😂

[@tarodchaoslord]

Liked within 20 seconds, the suscribe came when she said "nah we're not making a difference they're all going to be pricks"

[@grizzly4736]

"Ah, Velcro instead of shoe laces huh Tim? Parents finally give up on ya?" - Damn that kills.

[@fezspencer]

This is my existence. Accurate af

[@frontierspartan9668]

Yup I'm definitely showing me mate this, he's gonna love it!

[@app413]

If these were my teachers I wouldn't have dropped out of school

[@dansmith8912]

My god it's so true.me and my wife work in a school system.and that's how it is!!!!lol

[@carolring4410]

I LOVED the music teacher who said, “Everyone hold up your recorders. And on the count of three snap them in half.” I also liked the one where the teacher says, “I hear your parents split up over the holidays. Do you have a picture of your dad.” [I was a single music teacher who taught recorders.]

[@paulcollyer801]

Did You write this sick note, Mrs P?? Legend! I had to pause at that 😂😂

[@khfan4life365]

“Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit...oh that’s not bad. Oh, no, it’s shit.” 🤣🤣🤣

[@mtjoy747]

"Be a teacher, they said, you'll enjoy it, they said"

[@giantshou7405]

Kinne in a fit dark navy shirt is just gorgeous!!!!

[@pliantimpala7858]

"Custard arm" OMG!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@genericusername3692]

I wish my teachers were like this, life would be so much better

[@bladethewolfartist7095]

this has the same energy as some of my teachers from high school and I am loving it

[@fernanda1722]

“Shit, shit, shit, shit, oh here’s a good one, wait no , shit “ 😂😂

[@NeoN-PeoN]

Heard of the class clown, yeah? You're not it, you're the ASS clown." That one is my fav.

[@robertdonnan2893]

Wow, I like Australian people that much I can tell they are Australian just by the thumbnail. I’m getting good at this.

[@manga3040]

"You are the assclown!" Lmao

[@minervamcgonagall8805]

This is far too accurate to my life.. Then again, I presume it's my fault for being a teacher.

[@joebloggs619]

"Johnny is trying... Very much so." I know of a teacher in a private school who actually wrote this on a kid's report. She had had enough of both the kid and his mother.

[@angelao6711]

This is great!! As a parent, I would've been totally fine with the recorder lesson as he did it. Lol!

[@tutatehaja1777]

😂 😂 😂 This is great!! Both a crack up

[@FuryousD]

That would be extremely funny if a teacher came to school and said I didn't grade your homework because my dog ate it lol

[@blankbansheefan1170]

this had me in tears

[@RICHOWASP]

my teachers were like that one used to jump out the windows like a a lunatic. Mr Karl

[@seducerrooster125]

Wait, you’re telling me we’re not supposed to say these things!?

[@geekygalaxy4307]

I want these teachers 😂😂

[@jessmt3265]

“Fuck this, I’m going home” 🤣

[@robertgraffham6440]

The biggest problem with most teachers these days is that they have never left school and lived in "The Real World"! They honestly think that they must be a genius because they train Rocket Scientists etc. "WRONG". They teach you the ability to learn. ABC, 123. And nothing more. If you accept that start? You have the ability to go on and Learn for your future! There is an old understanding. Those who Can? Do so. Those who cannot? Become Teachers...

[@I-9Ether]

The brutal honesty is all so real

[@ncm2738]

One of my teachers are so brutally honest and have a sharp ass tongue, so whenever it's her class we all brace for the inevitable roasts.

[@juliea3936]

I ship them

[@jaxmartino5009]

This is hysterical Hes also *hella*hot

[@kidrubycat6546]

Ok, hold up your recorders -no, stop playing them- and snap them in half

[@marblefan500]

"University? Fuck no, just get an apprenticeship." No. Please. Tell students this.

[@gabrielhurtado2868]

Even as a student this is hilarious 😂😂

[@jackking3153]

If a teacher offered me 5 bucks to wash their car somebody's getting a washed car

[@Utilitarian101]

1:32 I wish any of my teachers had taught me that in school.

[@wassupbrorruitos3652]

This is the most Australian thing I have seen

[@Nafis_-eh4bt]

This is too funny 😂😂😂 cuz ppl forget teachers jus normal ppl

[@teagendouglas2120]

Things teachers never say when I was at school I heard almost all of these and now that I’m a teacher I’ve still heard almost all of these

[@jaboi1108]

2:03 can’t stop laughing 🤣

[@impalalalalalalalalala7498]

I know that "class clown" vs "ass clown" isn't a Supernatural reference but that's all I can think of now

[@audreygearon218]

my teachers said this and they also made the whole class do the footy tipping for them so that was fun

[@Sam-zz7gs]

2:02 my teacher used to do that

[@nervous_dachshund7489]

Kid: “aye teacher can I have some gum” Teacher: “yeah I got mint give me a second” Kid: “no I meant my own”

[@odoroku950]

2 years and this ended on my recommendation

[@crystalclear6661]

I can’t handle you need gold Logie it’s like you know our minds 😆

[@micheall1127]

2:30 BEST MOMENT LOL

[@Poleroid1]

Kinne, pure gold mate, pure gold, "custard arms" XD

[@aidenparker1466]

“Shit, shit, shit, shit... shit” nope my teacher said this one while while looking at our prac work when he forgot his mic was on

[@mikemoreno4469]

Fantastic, Troy ❤

[@kae5403]

This video was shown on TV, I believe it's called Right this Minute. Surprised they haven't blowed up with all the new publicity.

[@loganjames1188]

i have a teacher who does pretty much everything the guy teacher did in this, he literally is just your typical bloke that is there for the cash, his the best teacher i swear

[@learnerlearns]

As a former teacher, I approve this video!

[@tahliaburney7429]

now everytime i go to tell my pe teacher what i did on the weekend i’ll be scared that she won’t care

[@bluehornet197]

Lol she actually doesnt care she just cares about getting paid and wanting to teach and caring about your stories we just want to get through the day i know thats cynical but thats the reality of it if your upset by this not my problem

[@phoebexxlouise]

"paper bag, do us all a favour"

[@yellowbeamgamez3716]

Who just took a photo of me bending down? "Let me see that " Send it to me.

[@excerisedefensenz8169]

I wish they were my teachers

[@backstreetboyz1626]

OMG I wish teachers were like that 😂😂😂😂😂