Things They Don't Prepare Teachers For in College

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[@nataliemcintosh22]

I once had to tell one of my preschoolers not to twerk during the pledge of allegiance.

[@GachalifePlayersAreFatherless]

whut

[@giohehe9818]

HAHAHAHA

[@night_xylo]

So...This is where we are now...

[@devonoknabo2582]

._.

[@AlaylasWorld]

Natatat lol that so funny

[@louipeters1221]

... and all the parents watching this video actually think: "my kid would never do that!" 😂😂😂

[@thegachakiddo5388]

Little do they know...😏

[@chachiplayz6689]

99th like

[@Kristen242008]

Oh trust me, I know my kids do that. I'm just glad that I get to send them to school for 7 hours, and someone else gets to deal with it! Lmao!

[@killereria9945]

Mine would does and always will... he’s a 1.5 year old boy. It comes with the territorry.

[@cdjhyoung]

Well, actually as their dad, I'm thinking, yep, my kid for sure.

[@saravossler4559]

One of the weirdest things I've ever said in class: "I'm not saying it doesn't sound cool...but please don't beatbox during the Hallelujah Chorus."

[@dsprev8509]

HAHAHAHHAHA

[@Lifeafter40]

You need to live a little, think outside the box and make a capella beatbox choir. Yeah! Go win that NCCA

[@casceh36]

That's so great!! Remix baby!!!

[@EmyN]

Lollll

[@luckyblade4013]

U sound like the coolest teacher!

[@katj4487]

I’ve had to say it multiple times to multiple kids: we keep our clothes on at school.

[@ashleyarias7444]

I've said that so many times.

[@ducknberry]

Yes, I certainly remember saying, "Get down off the heater and put your shirt back on," in the eighth grade.

[@mackenziemauder1192]

Lol

[@TheActualDorder]

Oh frick I can’t

[@crystaledwards9878]

I was the parent of one of those kids. LoL

[@jenniferpeacock9291]

I had a 2nd grader who would rub her cheek on my knee and purr. And when I taught kinder, I learned I had to teach boys that when someone calls your name in the restroom, turn your head, not your body.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

@Ayah Awad My freshman year they started locling up more of the boys bathrooms than usual. Apparently someone put a chromebook in the toilet.

[@maskeddragonfire8875]

@@ashlynnheller8400 Excuse me, WHAT

[@ashlynnheller8400]

@@maskeddragonfire8875 Yeah. It could have been a rumour. But I doubt it. U.S. public schools.

[@fatmaalthani9618]

I have learned personal boundaries, but I still pur when someone does that

[@c182SkylaneRG]

@@ashlynnheller8400 I can believe it. I found a friend's D&D rulebook floating in an unflushed toilet one day, and as books are being replaced by digital mediums, I can believe whoever was mean enough to do that to this guy's book, would be callous enough to do that to a laptop they didn't pay for. (This was my senior, his junior year of high school, by the way).

[@sunclover]

"Dont drink out of a puddle, there's a drinking fountain right there." 😑 To a 6th grader.... 😂

[@margaritarodriguez7607]

@Ayah Awad WOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

[@nicole-wf4pe]

@Ayah Awad 😟

[@ashley-cz1sl]

OMG that is great!

[@felicious6384]

I once fainted, wet myself simultaneously in front of a ninth grade class and an ambulance carried me to an hospital. I thought, that they would make fun of me, but when I returned two weeks later they were the sweetest and acted like nothing had happened.

[@ashlynnheller8400]

By highschool I think most of us know that yall get no break.

[@geydymartinezdelacruz6573]

I was waiting for the punch line: “I teach high school.”

[@cowboystormchaser]

Lol.

[@stephanie_smith]

So true!

[@NoliMeTangere1163]

THIS is why I teach elementary. And last week I watched a male colleague offer a dead cockroach to the hyped up boy who could run the fastest. You should have seen those kids go....and the pride on the winner's face when he eagerly collected his prize.

[@Andreych95]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rejohndapuckett5221]

I was sitting beside a 4 year old in my preschool classroom. I looked over at another child and felt something wet on my arm. I look at the 4 year old and he had his tongue sticking out. I asked “did you just lick me?” He said “yeah”. I ask “why? He said “ I wanted to see what you tasted like.” 🤔

[@shawnettab2982]

🤣🤣🤣

[@rejohndapuckett5221]

Shelley Fitch 😂

[@Melodyloveshorses1]

Disturbing. 😒 I'm sorry they did that to you.

[@rejohndapuckett5221]

ILoveHorses❤🐎 it’s ok. Kinda funny now. But, we did have a discussion about not licking and germs. So he never did it again. All part of learning. And I think this little one realized this was not a good idea. 🙂

[@becca_1770]

Lolz this literally happened to me as well,the things they come up with.

[@juliarobak4588]

Why do I feel like any of these phrases could be said from a kindergarten classroom to a highschool classroom

[@moriahmanwaring755]

Because they can 😔 I’ve had to ask middle and high schoolers to not meow in the classroom, to please not touch my face, and ask why a student thought I would want to know how another student had picked their pimples-not their own; they did it to the student telling me, with physical re-enactment. 🤢

[@jjrulez1596]

@@moriahmanwaring755 2/3 i get, but why touching face, i need more story there, if you're willing to tell of course. I just feel like even in the worst classrooms i was in (student), i'd never have to hear "please don't touch my face" outside of maybe 2nd-3rd grade at most.

[@moriahmanwaring755]

@@jjrulez1596 literally just that-it was a student that didn’t know boundaries well

[@jjrulez1596]

@@moriahmanwaring755 fair enough i guess.

[@moriahmanwaring755]

@@jjrulez1596 literally just that-the student just didn’t know boundaries well. But today’s was more ridiculous, when we had to ask a middle schooler to show what was in their mouth-after being asked not to suck on their pencil, they took a leaf off one of the class plants to suck and chew on it-like a toddler! Like, really? This was hours after watching a student vomit into a trash can in front of me. That was kind of icky, but what really made me want to puke was seeing the eyes on the clams in the clam chowder at lunch. Haha, despite all that, it’s been a good, low drama day-sincerely! (But I don’t know if I can ever eat clams again.) Edit: whoops thought the first one didn’t post

[@tinaperez7393]

Since my sister became a teacher I've stopped saying "thanks for being a teacher" and instead found other ways to thank teachers like gift certificates for things they individually like. Saying thank you feels like I'm reinforcing what they already feel like - an underpaid, exploited underclass to be pitied with our "thanks" but not our real support and funding that helps them to succeed, be happy, and thrive as the educated, mature, professional and caring, responsible and conscientious adults that they are. Seriously, think about it - it's a pretty condescending, yet-just-one-more-kick in the stomach type thing to say.

[@EmyN]

Oh

[@cdjhyoung]

Our school system has a steep prohibition against rewarding surviving teachers with a bottle of hooch at the end of the school year. I really think that's unfair to those poor teachers that certainly deserve a stiff drink by then.

[@nataliecarrington2550]

[@tilasole3252]

A gift card to Specs or QT.

[@edenaulenti585]

I’m a student but I heard my teacher in grade school saying “ your apple sauce is not a weapon” and I died of laughter

[@fatmaalthani9618]

Ways to potential kill and/or hurt someone using apple sauce: 1. Drowning a person in apple sauce 2. If someone is allergic to apples 3. Idk I have to know what kind of apple sauce it is Thank you for reading

[@edenaulenti585]

@@fatmaalthani9618 hahaha

[@janala1410]

"Please stop licking your neighbors ear" was one of my craziest lines in my job.

[@charlenedalrymple7739]

To a kindergartener during reading circle, “Don’t you DARE wipe that booger on my easel!”

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

To the parents that send their kids to school sick " STOP IT THEY GET ME SICK "

[@sylpheal]

‘’Please don’t lick the fossils,” came out of my mouth once - in high school!

[@julietillmann659]

Most favorite EVER: "Are you chewing on a band aid? Who's is that? It isn't yours!!!!!!"

[@brendahudson2816]

Oh my... How disgusting!😫

[@jasperinooo]

I'm in 8th grade....weirdest thing my teacher ever said was "Please erase the dry erase marker with the eraser not your tongue." yeah, to an 8th grader

[@ArieHatesYoutubeHandles]

Omg I'm dying laughing and disgusted by both of the stories lol

[@jasperinooo]

@Ayah Awad IM DYING

[@jasperinooo]

@@ArieHatesKZbinHandles I Think Ayah's story takes the cake tho omg, that's so gross.

[@Maya-un1gl]

I am in 8th grade, and honestly, nothing like this ever happens in our class, yet I totally understand what you are saying, some people could be soo disgusting and so unpredictable

[@WcoopW]

@Ayah Awad 🤮

[@mr_rn6549]

"Who's backpack is meowing ?" Answer : It was two kittens.

[@bluesandbikes9434]

Me to two high school kids slapping at each other: “The only violence committed in my classroom will be committed by me!”

[@ashleymorlan5707]

One time I told a student who was dribbling two basketballs after I had blown the whistle to “Keep your balls in your hands. Both balls, both hands.” It wasn’t until I heard it out loud that I realized how bad it sounded. Luckily we were on our way in from recess, no other adults were around to tease me about it, and my students didn’t catch on that I’d said something pretty bad. It’s been six or seven years ago now and I can’t forget it!!

[@jasperinooo]

HAHAHHAAJHGAJHSABKJMN

[@mikeford675]

That made me chuckle.

[@noranason6521]

Lmfaooooo

[@angelad9691]

High School English “How did you get a stapler stuck in your mouth?”

[@Melodyloveshorses1]

Oh, my gosh! THAT old?! Ok, epic fail by kid and parents. He doesn't get to reproduce! Snip! Snip! 😉😂

[@laurend7816]

Wait, I need to know HOW they got a stapler stuck in their mouth. This sentence needs details.

[@angelad9691]

@@laurend7816 It was difficult to gather that information as I was concerned they would damage their teeth trying to get it off themselves. I never thought I would need to watch high school students as closely as Kindergarteners.

[@laurend7816]

@@angelad9691 I can see that. I work with preschoolers, but I used to work with middle schoolers. Turns out they both try to eat things that aren't edible.

[@catsareetuc7022]

Oh flip that would be the worst day of my life. Imagine it on your lips, it’s so soft. 🌞

[@DayDreamr16]

High School: Don’t you cut her hair! *girl at desk in front of the boy turns around and shrieks*

[@dutiot2326]

My classmate burnt a girls hair in high school.

[@fionathornton5569]

My friends mom is a teacher and she once had to say... “Jimmy we don’t pee on out friends remember?”

[@rileydrew3159]

To a 5th grader: “yah, so we don’t eat leaves, we aren’t rabbits.”

[@patriciafoxxy1986]

I mean we eat lettuce. Maybe he’s got the right idea 😂

[@felixgaming3236]

Rabbits don't eat leaves.

[@alana925]

Lettuce. I'm not being rude, I'm saying lettuce because I AM a rabbit (Ignore the cat)

[@Gianna5xo]

Not a teacher but I work with kids and my top ones are: 1. Explaining to a kid WHY our pants have to stay on at school 2. And declaring a rule that you are not allowed to put wood chips in anyone's mouth even if they ask you too. 3. Also being forced to perform a full fledged ritual to a tree.

[@jennifergreydanus8660]

Today I said to a second grader: “No, we do not draw in our math book with our blood”. No joke. He ripped open a scab and well....you know.

[@chrisbecker4412]

Well....hope that wasn't a shared textbook. Also, burn that thing as soon as the kid's done with it. Eeeesh. 😬🤪😭

[@terriwoodlock3468]

Recently did a major project with a middle school class using Minecraft Education Edition... "Why is the town hall filled with pandas?!"... and... "Who is throwing chickens at me?!"... are just a couple of examples of the insane conversations I had for an entire semester.

[@beccajay9]

Or saying “I hear voices” when they aren’t supposed to be talking 😂😂

[@adopt-a-pet1968]

Oh, I hope they are not old enough to know that they should advise you to see a shrink. 😂

[@MsQuartermaine]

Andrea Kovacs I used to say, "I'm hearing voices. [pause, waits for reaction], and they're not in my head." 😂

[@adopt-a-pet1968]

MsQuartermaine good one 😁

[@jasperinooo]

My teachers always say "I'll wait," which tbh doesnt work the best since highschool students dont really care but whatever lol

[@gurll8784]

Or "is there something you'd like to share with the rest of us ~name~?" It totally works.

[@susan1517]

I'm a retired first grade teacher and I LOVE your videos. It brings it all back. Nothing has changed. :)

[@ameliapetraglia1747]

heard a teacher say "Friends, we do not lick doors."

[@samanthamatuszak1201]

Best video yet! Also being a teacher, but in a middle school...the woes are so real folks. So real.

[@TangentOmega]

"Take that sleeve out of your mouth! " He proceeds to pull out 18 inches of bunched up wet cotton.

[@theroadtocosplayandcomicco5840]

That was me as a kid

[@MintyVL]

Ah hahaha 😂😂😂 But kids are also so genuine. Example: I had a girl in my class look at me after I dyed my hair blue. She says “WOW. YOUR HAIR IS BLUE..... YOU.... are so pretty.” And I knew it was a real compliment.

[@alexandrakay3331]

From a few weeks ago: "Do not shave your head in class! That is not something you do in school! Seriously, put the electric razor away!" (Thank you, middle schoolers at the end of the year...)

[@tiacowans14]

Thank you for being a teacher

[@tinaperez7393]

Since my sister is a teacher I'vee stopped saying "thanks for being a teacher" and instead found other ways to say thank you like gift certificates for things they individually like. Saying thank you feels like I'm reinforcing what they already feel like - an underpaid, exploited underclass to be pitied with our "thanks" but not our real support and funding that helps them to succeed, be happy, and thrive as the educated, mature, professional and caring, responsible and conscientious adults that they are.

[@hayleymarse2853]

Dance teacher: you would not believe the amount of times I have to tell kids not to lick the mirror

[@missandie8150]

"Alright, Luke Skywalker, that marker isn't a light saber." THE MOST ACCURATE THING EVER!

[@not_elie6116]

I feel like everyone watching this are teachers, where I am an 11 year old, but relate cause my mom is a teacher and this kinda stuff happens to her all the time.

[@potofgold5074]

Haha. I’m 15 and should probably be doing my work, but I’m still here. I’ll probably do my homework, then come back though. Trust me, it’s a lot easier to do your work first and then have free time than to do your work later! I have years of experience, and it’s *so* much better to get it done first!

[@grae2390]

I'm 11 too and my mom is also a teacher

[@doomtoyaface2553]

@@potofgold5074 I'm in this message and I don't like it XD

[@matthewshepherd4104]

"Please stop making quacking sounds during the presentation." Student responds by getting in my face and making train noises. "Please stop making choo choo noises in my face"

[@Carolmaizy]

Students, a reminder: we do not ever put batteries into our mouths, our noses, our ears, or anywhere else. Teachers always have stories to tell when they come home from work,LOL.

[@ismybusiness]

Right now is more like... “turn on your camera”... “mics off”... “who’s mic is on”.... “please put your device on a table so I don’t stare your crutch”... and my personal favorite.... “leave the chat alone and pay attention” followed by a “ok” 17 times in the chat.... I miss them like crazy though...😔😔😔😔😔

[@adopt-a-pet1968]

device... sorry

[@garyenkwong1683]

I’m a student and it’s pretty apparent that the teachers out there look like they are really missing their classrooms right now.

[@laksh75]

My son had someone playing michaels scott “thats what she said” on repeat

[@cindygiesbrecht3146]

At least they Respond....ok ok ok ok okokokokoko.

[@thaichicken0210]

man i wish mine would use the chat. sometimes i feel like i'm talking time an empty call

[@BlueIdiotPie]

It's interesting how "please don't drink wax" is something I had to say to a ninth grader that I could also have said to a nine year old

[@cw2lido]

Had my 9th grade science teacher stop the class and tell me to take the quarters out of my eyes. I was sitting in the back seat, couldn’t see what she was writing and decided to place two quarters in my eyes like a Monocle, one for each eye. She didn’t appreciate that I interrupted her class.

[@almagarcia8842]

I work at a high school and I was not prepared for sick students. I had at least 3 incidents of students vomiting this year. One of these times was on my birthday! I spent first period making sure he was ok and getting him to the nurse. I practically had to carry this tall 15 year old to the nurse because he was that weak. I had to stay with him and call home because the nurse didn’t speak Spanish. What a morning that was!

[@almagarcia8842]

Shelley Fitch It really does. I work at a title one school in a pretty bad part of town so I only know part of the picture. And thank you, you’re so sweet. Your comment made my day :)

[@dmbalsam]

Keep a trash can handy! And have another student or assistant walk them to the nurses office. Vomiting is pretty bad, but not the worse thing.

[@socahha]

Sorry about that! Happy Belated...at least we share the same last name😀

[@ashlynnheller8400]

@Shelley Fitch I've know kids with perfectly fine home lifes show up sick. Its sad but it seems our general philosophy is "If your not extremely contagiouse/puking and or having diarrhea take some meds and tough it out.

[@mikeford675]

@1061fofa Actually, cat litter works for oil dry as well,

[@marissamorris2942]

To a 10th grader: “Peeing on the Christmas tree would not be a good decision.”

[@abigaildespina4689]

I thought this was about teachers at a college, which made it much funnier for about 30 seconds before I realized I was wrong

[@alexandraprice8011]

Oh I have two I will never forget "Let's not pick each others noses" "fences are not for licking."

[@live4themoment17]

During Distance Learning one of my students leaves the room, gets their dog, brings the dog to the bedroom...puts the dog on the bed..... then opens the dogs mouth and sticks his hand in the dogs mouth. I had to stop class and say "get your hand out of the dogs mouth."

[@michawnodonald-emmrich8823]

When kids pick their nose, I wave my hand in front of my face and say loud enough for the offender to hear “nothing in my face is edible, this is NOT A SNACK bar!”

[@autumnwind2699]

When you work in health care this stuff is just another day 😂

[@rachelmoogle4421]

"We do not fart on hands and stick it under the person's nose that is sitting next to you", - me last week to 4th grade.

[@allotherlightsgoout]

About to watch The Crucible in my class. Kid asks, "Miss Jones, may I masticate during the movie?" "NO YOU MAY NOT! THAT IS DISGUSTING! WHY WOULD YOU ASK SUCH A.... Yes, you may have a snack while you watch the movie."

[@noranason6521]

Lmao, this one really got me rolling on the floor

[@sophiarivera3376]

“Justin, please get off of Lily’s lap”

[@zacheggert7557]

::Student licking backpack:: "Stop licking your backpack." ::Moments later, student begins licking friend's backpack:: "No, you may not lick your friend's backpack either."

[@PJ_Bottoms]

If I was that kid, if start licking a random kids backpack and claim it isn't my backpack, and its not my friends backpack so its not breaking any rules yet......I kinda miss high school.

[@lindseymitchell9499]

Me: Did anyone do something fun this weekend? My 8th grade student: I summoned DEMONS from my ROOF!!! Me: Whoa... that's crazy... Anyone else?

[@Carolmaizy]

Who had something good happen this weekend? Your daddy got out of prison? Wow, that IS exciting! And your uncle soon, too? Woah!

[@kittymellow5864]

One of my teachers yelled at me my freshman year for trying to clip a nail in class. Almost three years later and still blush when I think about it. Well, I had a snagged nail!

[@lolelyamour8527]

I thought you meant toenail, and I worried for second

[@weronikagdaniec7621]

"Let your friend pee in peace". Gosh, it was hard to teach 4th graders that frightening their peers while they're peeing may end up... Bad.

[@ellacoyne6361]

One time in class I had to ask a little boy to stop trying to lick everyones backpacks.

[@gurll8784]

"I had just come in from recess duty, which is my favorite." * fake laugh * I felt that on a personal level.

[@carolcarey4052]

"Why are you cutting her hair?" Me to one of my students.

[@aimeebrigham248]

One of my favorites (from my job): "Please stop licking your sneaker."

[@themaggattack]

I was a para pro (special needs assistant) for a little autistic girl who would chew her shoes... and lick doorknobs. Apparently it's a thing that some kids on a certain part of the spectrum will do. She's get very irritated when made to stop. We had to distract her with something more interesting. But she's always find her way back to chewing on her feet. 🤢

[@aj-ug1vf]

im in 7th grade going into 8th. my math teacher had to give us a speech on where hand sanitizer goes... "not in your mouth, not on your face, on your HANDS, no where else." it was funny but the kid that ate it threw up hehe..

[@amethyst_cat9532]

Some things my high school teachers said that I have written down for posterity "No petting the dead." (The dead being students playing dead people in a play) "Are you wearing pants?" (The same teacher, when our male lead forgot his costume pants at home and did tech rehearsal in a starched shirt, suspenders, calf-length socks, brown leather shoes, and basketball shorts) "So if you are having verbal diarrhea, plug it." (World History teacher who was great) "May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits." (US History teacher who was 1000% done with our crap) "What doesn't kill you makes you want to drink heavily." (Same US History teacher) "No feelings in orchestra. Only counting." (Orchestra teacher) "Maybe math makes you go bald. I don't know." (My bald Functions & Statistics teacher)

[@sunnysideup5169]

I love this, you have amazing teachers 😂

[@NoliMeTangere1163]

Your orchestra teacher and I need to go drinking. -A choir teacher

[@amethyst_cat9532]

Further quotes from the orchestra teacher: "If my husband ever dies in a fiery car crash, I'm marrying Josh Groban." "Don't leave your rock stops out or the band kids will think they're cookies and eat them." "Thou shalt decrescendo!" "This is a democratic dictatorship. I listen to what you have to say and then do what I want."

[@TemariNaraannaschatz]

I thought none of that was too bad. But then I remembered that I used to clean in a nursing home and after that there isn't that much that gets me retching.

[@TheExplosiveGuy]

I'm sure my mom has some stories, she's been teaching first grade for over 30 some years now, and I've heard a few lol.

[@JJ-nn9de]

I'm student teaching and as I figure out what I will eventually need in my own classroom you just had me add: ✍extra✍change✍of✍clothes. 😅

[@sarahchang6217]

“Please stop licking Mya’s forehead. Your tongue stays in your mouth.” This definitely isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve had to say to my students, but it’s the first thing that came to mind.

[@SMFkittycat]

im a preschool teacher and say things like this all day every everyday lmao

[@jenniferbates2811]

Thank you for everything! My best friend just became a teacher last year and her stories are hilarious

[@madison9960]

This is why I’m not going into elementary education 😂

[@blehblehblehdracula]

“Why are you planking on an upside down desk?”

[@bluekitten9037]

I didn't know cheese touch was still a thing

[@jasperinooo]

um so I'm in middle school... it is definitely a thing

[@jaminwaite3867]

I thought Cheese touch came from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books???

[@sarahp6512]

Cheese touch was a thing when I was in elementary and middle school. I'm now in university. I figured it would've died already, guess not...

[@valerier3673]

I used to see cheese touch a lot in elementary. Once I started middle school, I haven't seen the cheese touch thing

[@cdjhyoung]

Ignorant old man - what is 'cheese touch'?

[@miippi]

"pee stays in the potty, you don't have to mark the classroom so that wild dogs don't get in."

[@hmcmail57]

I teach high school theatre which comes with its own brand of weird things you find yourself saying (“Die with your eyes open, bud.”),but I will never forget my friend, a kindergarten teacher telling me, “We have a strict no-hands-down-your-pants policy in my class. You have to.” 😳 Kinder and elementary teachers, I bow to your patience.

[@Dwanna.P]

“Get your tongue out of your nose.” Kindergarten - what an experience!

[@tiaeshanicole6735]

I'll be teaching high school this year, I wonder home many of them will do any of these things from the video!

[@kristenverne4944]

I've had many weird things happen in my classroom, one I remember from when the kids were writing fiction stories was: Student: how do you spell "died" Me: *spells it* ... wait, who died? Student: Santa! Me: ok, let's not write that!

[@tommiharrell8976]

Weirdest thing I ever had to say, "Put away your wings, get out your arms, and do your work." Yeah, there's a whole story behind that.

[@margosieg9321]

Plz tell it

[@davdav3945]

Yes, please 🤓

[@mikeford675]

I want the story.

[@tinaperez7393]

Can we PLEASE invest in and support our teachers in the ways that will allow them to be successful and HAPPY (aka THRIVE) with these horrible yet EXTREMELY important jobs?!?!

[@kittymeowmeow93]

Why couldn't my teachers in school be like her she sounds like a genuine delight

[@jimmyboredom3519]

Relying on college to teach you anything was the first mistake

[@VermilionLotus]

Never thought I'd have to say stuff like "why are you licking the window? Please stop licking the window." As many times as I did as a Pre-K teacher. So many things like that... lol

[@casadelosperrosstudio200]

"[Male student], please take those handcuffs off of [female student] and put them away". Probably not the worst thing I have ever said, but after this nice, long "vacation" I don't expect it to even compare to what I will have to say next quarter...

[@ashlynnheller8400]

What was the context. Cause it can varry a whole lot dependong on their age.

[@casadelosperrosstudio200]

@@ashlynnheller8400 High school seniors... just sitting in the classroom... not a couple... how much detail are you looking for?

[@rachelk9809]

Middle School here: “Yeah....I wouldn’t eat that”. “Please stop licking other people, you don’t know where they’ve been.” I am blown away by what they are willing to injest 🤦‍♀️

[@B-RaDD]

0:41 I guess she's talking about GameStop there

[@gokrafty4845]

I love your channel! You are soooo funny!

[@jamieg.mitchell9198]

This video made my week! Thank you!

[@ashaler__]

once, during first grade, my wonderful teacher (who engaged in passive agressive assault towards my mom that year) told a kid "stop with the spit bubbles", cant wait to say some things of this sort myself lmao

[@user-bx3up6ww5t]

Really, absolutely love your videos!!! I always correlate! A tired teacher...

[@erinbosse]

“Why are you licking your friend’s shoe?”

[@smithluv6]

I am watching your vids to prepare. I'm going to be a first year teacher for the 20-21 school year (4th grade). I was a parapro for 4 years, but I did not student teach. So I'm trying get an inside view... Lol... So far feel like my expectations are accurate.

[@marissamorris2942]

I also once had to say “Do NOT sniff her used tissue...” (scented tissue🙄) to a 9th grader.

[@George_the_monkey229]

At my school I was supervising the younger kids and one little 1st grader came up to me and asked me: " Excuse me, I was wondering how babies are made?"

[@LoraCoggins]

"We don't put our business onbthe walls" the worst thing that happened in the high school boy's bathroom, and the angriest our normally chipper principal got. Edit: Yes, you heard that right. This happened in my senior year of high school.

[@aaronoliver2235]

Things all school doesn't prepare you for: Life.

[@elizabethkaht9739]

Just a few days ago, in my high school classroom, "you should not be close enough to smell each other!" Immediately put my head in my hands and moaned, "the things I didn't think I would ever have to say."

[@potatoistudying2]

The weirdest thing my science teacher in 7th grade told the class : " don't put chewing gum in your classmate's hair " lmaooo

[@annahorvath849]

I once handed a bottle of shampoo to a young girl who wanted to know how my shampoo smelt.

[@noranason6521]

Lmao

[@kleintje4391]

My teacher to my classmate. "Lets not climb the bookshelves....."🤔🤔👀