Things to Do In GTA V - Floaty Bikey

Geoff gave Matt the task of smashing a couple classic GTA ideas together into one difficult bike course. This is the frantic struggle of Floaty Bikey.
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[@rezkat03]

I love how Ryan, Jack, and Jeremy were set on problem solving this difficult as fuck bike riding challenge by re-purposing a beached boat to get the bike to the other side. Very Clever XD

[@Caprineki]

Ikr and then Gavin just had to be a bitch about it. It would have been nice to see them accomplish this instead of it being a things to not do because it's impossible

[@achizilezone2759]

So bmx badass was nearly impossible normally. AH: let’s add boats to constantly destroy you

[@samreid6010]

“Like a beached whale with a grenade” Can I get that design on a shirt?

[@lcephoenix]

What perfect timing, considering that Gav, well, the Slow Mo guys, just released a "bike on water" video :D

[@faceless58]

same thing yesterday with hitman and the car drop. now im actually wondering if that wasnt coincidence

[@lcephoenix]

Haven't had the time yet to watch that video but I guess then it may indeed not have been pure coincidence!

[@MLDeS100]

Knowing gav I bet he did it on purpose

[@thETr0LLInPuMPkin]

Ice phoenix literally just watched that before coming here haha

[@mastercheese1819]

Cavebob Spongeman

[@ErkaDaMan]

Bobsponge Mancave

[@patrickrhyno4517]

Sabotaged us with Cavebob Spongeman

[@cavebobspongeman9900]

I beat you to it.

[@TheSquirrelyGhost]

What is this a reference to? I think Ryan said it in a video but I don't remember.

[@BraidedButthair]

in BMX Badass, Geoff said it

[@toastedgarlicofficial]

Elyse saying “fuck you, Jack!” is my sexuality

[@DreadedEnding]

Aesthetic*

[@preoximerias7366]

mustachesrcool Where there are an uncountable number of genders and sexual preferences.

[@daltonmoore8971]

17:51 on repeat....

[@catalysts94]

There’s only 2 genders. Male, and female.. Gender =\= sexuality.

[@jockcable6123]

Bonfire-Chan there are only two sexes (male and female, although technically people are born with both genitals all the time and there are 3 recognised mixes of the two) sex =/= gender gender is a spectrum, sex is not, sexual orientation is

[@daltonmoore8971]

As Geoff said once. "Elyse your back hurts from carrying Funhaus on it."

[@PleaseDoNotDoThis]

Good ol’ Crybaby Elyse.

[@patrickevans368]

@@PleaseDoNotDoThisyou’ve been holding this grudge for a while 😂😂

[@PleaseDoNotDoThis]

@@patrickevans368 The comment section incident (circa 2018, colorized).

[@masterof4elements826]

Sick Goldielocks and the 3 Bears reference.

[@Bdyer87]

"jack is the peoples prick" - 100% accurate

[@gamefreak762]

3:25 "Alright, this is it. This is my RUN!!!" I can't stop laughing! XD

[@trollawesomeness]

Team battle buddies at it again trying to win using creative ways.

[@alexwendel8728]

Elyse should be in more videos. Period. No matter the team making it, funhaus, achievement hunter, kinda funny, etc.

[@snezzy6305]

Okay, Matt's off map making duty. Oh, he made another map? God save us.

[@dominic2675]

Jeremy just described the first Rooster Teeth website, "did I break it... I broke it"

[@user-ns3vs3bp3e]

Gavin has had too much influence on their naming system

[@jefftom21]

Things to Don't

[@Exponaut_R-01]

Things to Can’t

[@ForgottenSon_]

Things to never

[@huntermulford7977]

They should have made it 5 bikes against 2 boats. Maybe even 6v1

[@cavebobspongeman9900]

Cavebob Spongeman!

[@googleuser0001]

Cavebob Spongeman spongegar and pattar

[@mkk2424]

Goddammit Gavin I wanted someone to finish!

[@d-m.n_--2]

Massive blue balls from the Union Jack.

[@6bonsctt]

8:58 "So now we switch sides" - Matt 'What does that mean?' - Jack's emotionless remarks are worth living for 8:35 Also, I'll never understand Gavin's mind

[@klassicneo]

I wished the editor would amplify Elyse's voice so that we all will know Jack's the peoples' prick

[@KuciMane]

Gonna be honest, I love the time frame of the ad at the beginning. Enough time to get the point across, but to short to bother skipping it lol

[@Im_Ish]

"Elyse, shut up. You're here."

[@tristnlanee]

6:59 would’ve been the best thumbnail ever

[@ahfan2066]

11:47 Jeremy- "That sucks! AGGH" Context is key... and also memory.

[@davidpanisello-manterola2669]

To make it fair you should make it a rule that boats have to use the green ramps. That way they have to time it more instead of blindly driving right next to the planks. Also you can place some kind of wall on either side of the planks that holds them in place so that they don't drift away after 2 mins.

[@turtleisaac]

Things to do, Floaty Bikey Doo!

[@WannabeCanadianDev]

Why didn't they subtitle Elyse. :(

[@TheDjbz]

Judging from the thumbnail, I'm imagining a cross between Bmx badass and Hasta la vista.

[@docwinters]

you guys have no idea how much i needed a laugh from this video. I had the worst possible of days, and now I feel a bit better. :D

[@UnclePalpy]

Funhaus have infiltrated Achievement Hunter! Someone call the Battle Buddies!

[@Judd7I]

from a slow mo bike on water to a floaty bikey i sense a theme of the day

[@davidandrex2]

the last minute was the best part

[@marktilton7964]

"Things to cant"

[@andymoo3892]

That was basically a fuck around mini lets play rather than a things to do...

[@FiftyTailTV]

Video got so much better when Elyse showed up!!!

[@nnyz3819]

That bulldozer NEEDS to be in future let’s plays

[@MrMoustacheNinja]

I love how Jack Ryan and Jeremy were creating their own solution to the problem 😂😂😂

[@bluetortoisesports658]

The people’s Prick... I die laughing

[@tachankykang6675]

I'm happy Lindsay knows port from starboard

[@RetroActus]

Elyse is probably one of my favorites

[@zaconder]

I feel like to make this more 'fair' it should be 5 people on bikes and one on a boat

[@hail2tfreeman]

Cool Lets Fail is back

[@KingGamma24]

What if we had a series where everyone makes some horrific frankenstein game mode...or have they done that before

[@TheTeleporter101]

Gavin definitely named this

[@syloentertainment1100]

5:35 Psyche is the best

[@Yal_Rathol]

never say geoff is one to let a failed idea die. he should work for nintendo.

[@mohammedsadiq1113]

3:07 to 3:12 , sounds like Gav from the slow mo guys.

[@thefish8259]

I misread the title and thought it said Floaty boaty. A better name by my standards.

[@nicks9828]

5:46 WASHINGTON, WASHINGTON 6'4" MADE OF RADIATION!

[@PongzeLor]

0:27 so synchronized

[@maximilian420]

So... It's the things to do they had tons of difficulty with ... But with the boats making it harder

[@bonefat21]

The title was too good to not click

[@novocode]

2020 re-watching (TY KZbin recommendations...), and I was thinking (dangerous, I know): could they put little mini walls on the sides of the floating platforms to keep them somewhat straight? Haven't worked with the editor, so I don't know if it is possible to have the walls/ramps stationary, keeping the platforms somewhat in a straight line AND do so with the large waves. Or maybe setup the course on the lake, with a floating platform for the bikes, so there wouldn't be THAT many waves?

[@Matugo71]

Recently Killing floor 2 released a endless mode. It would be cool to see if you guys can make it passed round 25.

[@jeremyhubbard2908]

11:26 Jeremy's death animation reminded me of Gavin's death animation from Rainbow Six Jack was the witness to both of them and started laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ashravenpb]

Elyse is in the office, but they put Lindsey in the video?

[@SchaleDude]

Hell yeah! Cave bob Sponge man is back!!!

[@Skeezickus]

lol I also watched Ragnarok last night. granted you watched it several days or even weeks before me, I still think it's funny that I watched this the day after I watched thor, and this said that. :P

[@NickTasy]

0:31 CAVEBOB SPONGEMAN #BringBackRay

[@SinisterGerbils]

It's like reverse D-Day.

[@zipperozicvideodump]

Micheal showing up last minute

[@clarkt55]

Elyse never ruins a video.

[@klassicneo]

*pauses video to search what BMX Badass is* Okay I remember now that 30-minute video

[@KillerKratos8]

To Ryan a game with satchel charges meant kamikaze vessel

[@austinsmith675]

What is this 2 years ago?

[@LukeReturns]

They need to do a race with both Lindsay and Elyse, to see who is more terrible.

[@goonsquad_official]

Just seeing this kind of gameplay reminds me of "Squarebob Spongepants"

[@oddsandstephens]

How about make a video of the AH guys on bikes travelling along thin planks in the sky whilst planes dive bomb? Or.. Kamikaze meets Zap Mountain!

[@dustun9558]

What song is "He's coming" from? Lindsay says it, and not it's stuck in my head.

[@dustun9558]

I figured it out. kzbin.info/www/bejne/omjMh6aah8ebpMU Enjoy!

[@chrom-manandrobin7983]

Flinchless floaty bikey doo.

[@jimllc]

Ah yeah BMX Badass was "too hard" but that was fine but when Matt does it he's wrong?

[@ArcheWhatzitGonnaB3]

Wasn't there already a video super similar to this?

[@noobgamer2340]

nice job Matt, im sure you tried

[@MegaDrain]

It's like runners vs zentornos... only funnier.

[@MsGamefr3ak]

You guys should do a mode with subs and using grenades, sticky boms and rocket launchers to hit them.

[@vividradar1236]

This reminds me of the slow mo guys that just came out.

[@jesuesau]

17:50 lmaoooo

[@Norton38339]

why didn't they do it in the lake further north

[@MrJedd3333]

Cavebob spongeman

[@lanevo6640]

Much good

[@PongzeLor]

Floaty bikey do

[@lukeallison1182]

Higglety pigglety

[@isaacarredondo6338]

No gun no shoot

[@IzzuThug]

I feel like jet-skis would have been better.

[@lazywalrusHD]

Yoooooo make it slightly easier and do this again its fun

[@jimllc]

Basically just BMXXX

[@oscarcabral6913]

I see they learned nothing from the previous BMX badass video...

[@DigitalDeath88]

So how long before they run out of names or just get lazy and call it "thingy do-y"

[@jesseb1867]

stoooopppp puttttiiiinnnnng liiiinnddddssseeeeyyyy iiiinnnnn ssssttuuuuufffff

[@KiwiandhisKite]

Stop letting Geoff name things

[@Squeaky2238]

Emi Baez *gavin

[@hecht0520]

This was made while Michael was sick, thats why he isnt in the video

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

Actual motor cycles wouldve been better

[@The_Undead_Mage]

oh another one

[@jonny1891]

I am very angry that this isn't called floaty bikey doo

[@Stereze]

You guys should try this underwater race: rsg.ms/1185f27 It's really fun!

[@DannyMozart24]

I’m really getting tired of seeing Lindsey in GTA 5 videos. I don’t hate her but she brings no content and tries to be funny. I know they don’t always have enough people in the office but can they at least get Trevor, Andy, or Alfredo to fill in for Lindsey? Please.

[@PeefRimgarGames]

Does anyone remember Burnie's story about Gavin's game clips? WTF is it with him and running over girls in bikinis in this game? Just go to 2:13 in the video, where he goes straight for one and then talks about how fun it is. Edit: For some reason re-reading my comments they sometimes seem to sound kinda salty but I really don't intend them to, so I guess that's the downside of reading and not hearing someone talk.

[@kalen1702]

What was Lindsay doing when they were trying to get the bike in the boat at the end? Like she kept saying she wanted to help, but never came anywhere near it and was just going in circles, like wtf is your brain

[@hydropumpsquirtle]

RedStart Michael will beat you up if you approach Lindsay with those intentions. lol

[@bacon6056]

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