Things to Do in GTA V - Miniguns VS Mini Coopers

[@masterchief8726]

Next up on balanced games: Hands vs Hydras

[@McFilthy95]

*Completely balanced*

[@freedombrick]

@@Fowste yes. Yes it is

[@christiandell4712]

As all things should be

[@bobbymaximiliano8810]

You probably dont care but if you're stoned like me atm you can stream pretty much all of the latest series on InstaFlixxer. Been binge watching with my gf for the last couple of days xD

[@aydenmaximilian7030]

@Bobby Maximiliano Yup, I've been using InstaFlixxer for months myself :D

[@maru-yay]

"No, it's pretty balanced." -Matt Bragg 2018

[@rogercoulombe3613]

about as balanced as a helicopters main rotor..... with a car chained to the end of one blade.

[@cavv0667]

I don't think he test played this map, or if he did it was with Lindsay driving!!!

[@PongzeLor]

cavv0667 Lindsay apparently god like driver

[@icebeargaming3095]

Satan: Hey Micheal. When are you going to make another Rage Quit? Me: Uhhhh... I'm not sure that he's gonna do more rage quit videos Satan. Satan: No! We want more Rage Quit videos back! Me: Really Satan? Just get outta here!

[@WhenDevilsDuel]

Ice Bear Gaming ...

[@joeduffy9501]

Whenever Matt says something is balanced I always imagine him thinking, "well Panton thought it was pretty easy"

[@jangovet]

Mini-uzi vs Mini cooper next time?

[@ryanr4156]

And ppl were complaining about unbalanced.

[@chrispg51]

As long I get to see more Mini Coopers

[@xXEpicMehXx]

auto-aim

[@redfoxtheundead5852]

It's called a Micro-SMG

[@jangovet]

Red Fox the Undead ahhh damn, couldnt remember the name so i took a long shot, thanks for the correction.

[@jetx998]

Everyone's complaining about Jack/Matt/the map but I just want to know what that photo was.

[@MegaDrain]

In 2018, Miniguns vs Armored Kurumas were pretty well established in the snipers vs stunters scene. It's the equivalent to Rockets vs Insurgents. I don't know what compelled Matt to think this was a good idea other than both having "mini" in their names.

[@mr.waffles8739]

I think this can be a little better if they did this on an airfield or something with a bunch of ramps around the platform so its harder to know where the cars are coming from.

[@mu54.]

should've done armoured kurumas

[@ryanr4156]

mini. mini is the key word

[@Gatorsurfer1887]

Who cares? A new word can be picked. A Kuruma would've at least been more balanced

[@jimmy-breeze]

Mace Media armoured minis

[@VibinBryan]

Mace Media or the new mini cooper

[@owendiaram3870]

Why not Muskets against Motorbikes?

[@-acpanda-1829]

Fuck yeah I’d love to see them do it Tho do they all have muskets?

[@tigamaki1345]

@@-acpanda-1829 missions have weapon pickups

[@wtechboy18]

you can tell it's balanced because each team won just as many rounds

[@chaseteel251]

I love the duality of viewers that say Jack has a point about unbalancing, and the viewers that say he's annoying.

[@donmilleriii7399]

Turn friendly fire back on and it'll be more interesting. Fun concept though

[@Th3slcKcArD3sgn]

Puts the cheapest car against the strongest weapon, i wonder who wins?

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

Danger Certainly not the audience this time.

[@CallOfDoobieSmokeOps]

Well.....pretty sure the faggio is cheaper

[@zap4th368]

VeNoM well, Fagio isn’t a car.

[@Halo3Dragon]

The next Things To Do should be a new Choppers vs Choppers: Attack Helicopters vs hand axes. That's pretty balanced.

[@oldmanloki]

This would be better if it was 5v1 or something

[@dillonsrt]

Maybe bulletproof tires would've been the much needed equalizer

[@ChrisMorray]

This was underwhelming. I get it's for the pun but really it's just like cardboard vs ballistic missiles. You know who wins and there's no challenging that.

[@sheldonakintoye5480]

yep and now it's just a boring video call me back when they do something a little bit more... exciting

[@dylangolden30]

Maybe it can be for the lulz. Ever think of that?

[@ChrisMorray]

Dylan Golden I don't know about you but I don't feel like this is funny either. Even the people playing aren't enjoying themselves and it shows. Ever think of that?

[@dylangolden30]

ChrisMorray Seemed to me there was a lot of laughter going on. It's silly. Silly is what these guys do.

[@ChrisMorray]

Dylan Golden I know what AH does, but I can tell none of them are very excited by this. They're playing it off because they're entertainers and they need to make a video. But if you listen to what they're saying they all agree it's just plain unfair and not great.

[@TSTD_Punisher]

Good ole "sneaky" Geoff doin what he does best, dying on his back in a hail off his own regret

[@SlayerEndX13]

You need twice as many mini coopers as there are mini gunners, and only the mini gunners should have their radars turned off.

[@Narakiomal]

If Matt could place those teleportation pads you put in races to make it even more difficult for the Miniguns it could be interesting;

[@alexisrobbins9775]

Slack is the shit. I have two different workspaces and loving every second of it.

[@eli64]

But what was the picture!

[@KasaiKouhai]

madlee in love what is your picture

[@MarkusArkus5]

If the minimaps were turned off it would've been much more fair, they could see them coming every time!

[@toxicmatrix1337]

All they need to do for balancing, either first person for the minigunners, or make the platform wider for the mini coopers to land on and run people over. Radar on or off depending on first or third person.

[@zoetrim8476]

Geoff: short moments of pure brilliance followed by soul crushing failure.

[@brendenpark8843]

This is about as balanced as a toddler and an elephant on a seesaw. Still pretty amusing.

[@DeionSpeaks]

Eh, Stop That Train was more balanced than this.

[@payumn6168]

Deion Speaks lol

[@5Davideo]

How about "Hatchets vs Hatchbacks"?

[@Gockodile]

Would be really interesting if GTA allowed multiple lives for one team. Miniguns have 1 life. Cars have 3.

[@Nashyj495]

Hearing Matt defend this map saying it's balanced when clearly they're current scoreboard proves otherwise was ridiculously infuriating

[@Wildcard-Jack-47]

I mean to be fair snipers vs stunter definitely isn’t a balanced game

[@mrtandemslidessbtt]

Dukes of death would be perfect for this game mode tbh....

[@juststop2047]

Idk if those came out at the time when they recorded this

[@kirbyvoss5477]

It’s more balanced if it was armored Shafters v. Mini guns. That way players have bullet RESISTANT windows and some armor to the cars

[@moviemaker2011z]

as geoff has found out, bullet proof windows isnt so bullet proof.

[@JakeySnakey133]

Isn’t there a mini uzi or am I thinking of something else.

[@erikgardner4777]

jake snake there is a mini uzi but itd take them forever to shoot the drivers, but it's probably be better than this where legitimately the driver's can't win

[@godqueenbidoof]

Next time Matt'll make "Submarines versus Submachine guns!"

[@Setsuraful]

8:11 this might be the most geoff thing that geoff ever geoffed.

[@scoman91]

So to all the commenters complaining about Jack bitching about the map, would any of you honestly not be complaining to some degree if you were forced to play a map this unbalanced for the sake of content?

[@RDR911]

For the sake of the content in question, when someone relentlessly bitches about it all episode, it sucks.

[@helios0074]

Haha, you think they care? It's another reason for the fools to come in and bitch about their least favourite AH member. I'm willing to bet if it was Ryan or Michael making the point, they'd be saying (in Michael's internet voice) "Hey, they're right - this is unbalanced and unfair!"

[@charlessart629]

except ryan or michael wouldnt complain like that cause they know its annoying

[@django3422]

Jack doesn't complain when he and Michael, 'Betting Buddies', essentially break any competitive element in GTA Races which results in boring, unbalanced content.

[@StarkRaven59]

This would have been funny with different car combinations or weapons. The low and slow stealthy profile is a unique draw, but the balance wasn't the neatest. Using an underpass to swap sides is something that should be improved on in the future for sure.

[@faceless58]

I can imagine Jack's character was doing an epic superhero landing 10:19

[@TheOrlandoTrustfull]

The nerve of them criticizing Matt for eating on mic. Lost count of the amount of Let's Play I haven't finished watching because 6 people were all chewing pizza into the mics at once.

[@MrSourFapple]

Still you, you're the one who threw the unjust insult.

[@johnknoneborg]

Mr.SourFapple sorry that it’s true

[@rrenkrieg7988]

well most things to dos and massive constructions for minecraft lets plays were made by matt, so by proxy all of those laughs wouldn't have happened without him

[@The_Viktor_Reznov]

You seriously stopped watching some LPs because somebody was chewing? Your lost dude.

[@JoshuaBatch]

John Knoneborg who hurt you?

[@LazarkGaming]

This was oddly satisfying to watch.

[@thetydalwave_]

People say it's unbalanced but the Mini Coopers did kill the miniguns quite a few times.

[@sissel_the_cat]

The sequel to this is Guns vs Coopers

[@WruceBayne]

This would be so much more balanced if they used an armored car, or even if the ramps were those tubes from Cunning Stunts, that way you could stick to the "Mini" theme.

[@kaimax7165]

This is storm the tower all over again, sounds good and awesome in paper, but unbalanced bullshit in practice.

[@NonsensicalSpudz]

yeah this doesn't exactly work considering the miniguns are hella strong

[@graysoncook9478]

You guys are so much fun! Now crash into each other!!

[@cyngucytrolax4425]

What's next mortors vs mercadies?LMGs vs Lamborghinis?firework launchers vs Ferraris?

[@ManskiTheRed]

Same game but with the Armored Karuma would be pretty fun

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

8:10-8:21 how to geoff an idea in 10 secondsAlso, perfect "perfect!"

[@lewisodell2982]

Muskets v motorbikes? Is that a thing? MAKE IT A THING!

[@Emile50]

I think if you can improve the map to make the game mode more balanced. like maybe make ramps that come from all 4 directions, but keep the platform thin so that 2 sides are better than the others. also, you can make something that kinda guides the cars down into cover if they jump too high. you could alternatively use different ramps that make the height problem less of a thing, there are also ramps that you can place that make it hard for the people to shoot at the cars before they're airborne. I'm curious what would happen if the ramps were those tubes that cars can drive in

[@Benpurple4]

Comment section is salty as usual. I thought the video was hilarious regardless of the balance issue. In fact, I found the balance issue to make it more funny.

[@mrrdirty6198]

I can't imagine that it was real fun to play though. I'm surprised that no one else complained as much, or more than Jack.

[@WruceBayne]

You mistake having a difference of opinion as "salty", you can critique something without being annoyed or offended by it. Sometimes people just say what they're thinking.

[@Benpurple4]

You sound a bit salty. We're all saying what we're thinking.

[@WruceBayne]

Oh you're just an idiot, or you use buzzwords you don't understand. Again, someone disagreeing with you doesn't mean they're upset.. Probably shouldn't use words that have a negative connotation if you're just making a statement.

[@Benpurple4]

All this salt is making me thirsty.

[@SantitariumHaze]

Suggestion for Mini v Mini X: Make the platform the shooters are standing on thinner. Add an additional ramp for the cars between the two existing ramps so that they can choose anywhere to launch from instead of only the "ends" of the standing platform. Add a roof above the standing platform that the mini's smash into if they are going too fast that redirects them downward - this way you can floor it as a mini for maximum speed. For additional madness add two explosive tanks on the sides of the standing platform so that if they go crazy with their aim they kill themselves (this part is iffy because AH's aim might mean they die all time).

[@nomarsenrab]

Snipers v Stunters Miniguns v Armored Kurumas RPG v Insurgents These are acceptable, fair matches.

[@alec8485]

Jack didn’t seem to be complaining an excessive enough amount to warrant the bitching in the comments. Definitely unbalanced, but I still managed to have a few laughs throughout the video.

[@HrumCommander]

Alec My issue with Jack is he always seems to complain. Unless it is his idea because his way is perfect. But, he complains that everyone else isn't doing it his way. He goes out of his way to bring politics into most videos. Be it snide marks and comments, all the way to full blown meltdown. I give you he can be funny when he pushed people's buttons or messes with their idea.

[@shomest2239]

Yeah jack stopped complaining after his boss told him to can it

[@GratitudeJane]

Snipers vs Vipers?

[@qwertyloopy6]

Up next: Compact Cars vs Compact Grenade Launchers

[@Zantig]

Anyone else notice the kills were 0, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 but out of order?

[@DragonUltraMaster]

The only way I could see this as "balanced" would be if you limited the ammunition. Have only 3 miniguns available, one for each member. (or just one to make it more challanging actually)

[@Ghostiification]

"Things to Do in GTA V - Knives VS Tanks" next time guys ;)

[@jimmy-breeze]

I have the perfect game mode for Matt: non-homing rocket launchers vs Rocket Voltics

[@kissarmy1987]

Geoff MADE this video, and yeah, completely balanced...

[@BIueRedPurpIe]

Why not Mini Coops with Bulletproof tires? Or is that not possible in custom?

[@Zyoung1236]

The cars just needed more barriers to protect them.

[@mikeyRavens52]

another good 'ol matmap

[@HilltopGaming]

While I agree with Jack that this is pretty shittily unbalanced, perhaps if the minigun pickups didn't respawn as quickly and if there weren't as many of them it would be a little fairer. That way the shooting team would have to watch their bullets rather than continuously fire the majority of the time.

[@CButtonshaw]

8:20 Geoff, Geoffed it.

[@Seraphic_D3vil]

soooo jack was the personification of the internet on this one right?

[@GreenWasp]

Miniguns or Rockets VS Insurgent Pick-up (the gun version of the Insurgent) next

[@UchayKaykay]

It was pretty obviously unbalanced, but still fun to watch 👍🏿

[@avaraymond2364]

The thing is Snipers vs Stunters itself is inherently unbalanced because shooting is really easy in GTA 5, while driving requires some skill; so inexperienced players will always find the snipping side easier. So when trying to recreate that experience, it would be logical to put the balance a little in favor of the gunners. While I would agree that this game mode favors the gunners a little more than OG SvS, it certainly is close enough to replicate the experience. So what I'm saying is Jack and Matt are both right.

[@enndo84]

Balanced? No. Funny? Yes.

[@naughtyskweet6]

Did Matt just learn the words "is it?" He can't stop saying it

[@FlorianBrandenburg]

can you add the speedboosts from the races to this?

[@Jackielegs616]

They should do this with c4. Throw it and detonate it at the right time, risking blowing it too close to yourself for funny ragdoll suicides

[@rae_taelorgaming6107]

Why not make a version of this that's Compacts vs Compacts? Compact cars vs. Compact Assault rifle, same basic concept and it'd keep the naming convention. Just a suggestion Matt Bragg

[@nexviper]

It's difficult to get a kill as the mini but not unbalanced because of the taking turns about. Just low scoring.

[@colinsteve5832]

You wanna balance this? Easy. 3 teams, 2 players each. Only 1 team gets minigun, and no radar, teams rotate out, most kills wins the round.

[@Kenryo81]

If the corner map was deactivated, this would be a bit more fair.

[@VulpineDemon]

I tried to watch this video, I really did, but I was blinded by Matt's brightness.

[@generictimestamperstupendi9021]

Anyone knoe what photo they kept talking about?

[@VinceMoscar]

10:20 Jack's character looks like hes about to hulk smash the ground

[@movespammerguyteam7colors]

I think you guys might want to rethink what the meaning of "Play Testing" that way no one bitches at the guy who made the map.

[@Veprem]

How about Bullsharks vs Nightsharks? Stunters have Nightsharks while the minigunners have Bullshark Testosterone. A more balanced game that still has a theme.

[@alexthelegoguy4504]

Okay Matt.... make it easy for you.... we get it....

[@potter5002]

If matt was 6th the final kill count would be a count down

[@john_mystery]

Could have done it against the mini smg...now that they have it.

[@Theepieguy]

Mini guns, mini coopers, mini balance.

[@BoredomEntertain]

A Car VS A K.... get it.... hell yeah i'm cool!

[@owenmurray3750]

does anyone remember back in the day when Jack would rage quit from minecraft when he either 1) wasn't going to win 2) didn't like what he was playing 3) got annoyed.... yeah, reminds me of the old Jack in this video

[@jibrail99]

yup i remember. it was annoying back then because he's usually in the wrong and never admits it (well atleast in camera) and then proceed to blame others. but in this video, i say he's right. it is unbalance.

[@owenmurray3750]

Divine Mortal yh, tbh it was a bit unbalanced. Good concept, maybe make a rule next time don't shoot the cars when they're on the floor??

[@nothxplsthx]

Owen Murray a well balanced game shouldn't need gentlemen agreements. He should have figured it out.

[@johnknoneborg]

Owen Murray yeah and his anger is understandable here because this game is unbalanced as fuck

[@bobtillich8306]

*I'm gonna build a hOuSE*

[@Dustnblood]

Miniguns vs....mini-choppers?

[@Jajweeable]

I'm glad everyone shut down Depressed Jack Mode so fast, would've sucked if the rest of the video was ruined by sulking jack.

[@lil_bitofmac]

Video includes mini-guns Does not include Michael, the one who uses the mini-gun the most...

[@DizzyHotSauce]

10:20 Jack is doing a thumbs up as it freezes LMAO

[@tehredmage]

Would SUV's vs SMG's be better balanced?

[@lordxx239]

Whats the photo they keep talking about

[@Rogue_Shaddo]

If only you could build this in the sky so there aren't any trees, walls, buildings for the cars to run into... Oh, wait.

[@ernie4828]

5 Mini Coopers versus 1 minigun might be fair