Things You Should Never Say in Prison

So you got the book thrown at you and you're going to be spending a long time behind bars, and if you're going to survive the experience you're going to need to know some prison lingo, because saying the wrong thing to another inmate could be the difference between life and death! Don't worry, we got you covered in today's new video where we tell you the things you should never say in prison!
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[@DEEJAYYCHINO]

Things you should never say in prison “I like ya cut, G”

[@jadenyuki3138]

"I like ya cut g"- G

[@MrClockDoesStuff]

I like *your* cut, G

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*slap*

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[@xersus9026]

I like ya cut, G

[@shaquilleoatmeal7145]

My hand : why My eye : why My brain : just in case..

[@lastbaratheon8043]

😂😂

[@germanmeza5193]

90%of infographics

[@MG26191]

?

[@Legendarial]

SAME

[@philipenos2930]

Don't ever say, "anyone want their salad tossed?"

[@idk_hi7290]

Hi

[@PrimateProductions]

Definitely!😉🙂

[@sagar.oatmeal4146]

Haha😂

[@hackermanso8511]

Hahaha 🤣

[@floriduhboi]

Why? What does that mean?

[@bryangamingyt9690]

This guy knows almost everything

[@nateduquette3134]

Not even close, whoever runs this channel got living on an aircraft carrier so long he probably talked to someone in the coast guard. I wouldn't bother with this channel I used to like it until like I said I watched a 10 minutes video that was 90% false

[@lilreaper4858]

You not capping

[@nateduquette3134]

@@lilreaper4858 what?

[@WoTuHDrAgUn]

@@nateduquette3134 It Means You're Not lying

[@nateduquette3134]

Thanks, used to love this channel until I had proof the dont fact check or substantiate what they're putting out. And people will believe it, it's a disservice to people that don't know any better.

[@tarman8557]

*Things you should never say in prison;* (yell out) "I'm not in here with you, you're all in here with me!"

[@alexandernelson647]

Nice Rorschach reference

[@williampaulsinghharika2627]

Unless you are Rambo. Or Batman ^^

[@steezuschrist7]

Things you don't wanna hear in prison: pick up the soap

[@ChimkenRiceNuggy]

Cyanide and happiness

[@dio6318]

@@ChimkenRiceNuggy 👁️👄👁️

[@zootrainergameing4879]

dickin son lol what bruh theese names are wierd

[@PrimateProductions]

@Linda Bell doe??

[@alphariusfuze8089]

Don't

[@game.designer]

Thing you should say in prison: "none of you seems to understand. I'm not locked in here with you, you're locked in here with me."

[@kyleblaine4589]

Nothing better than being kissed at night, except in prison.

[@stefanmateescu6018]

And if you live alone

[@himari6399]

unless...😳

[@_____12]

Lol

[@hotelvalsinestra6380]

well is it cool to get kissd at night normally???

[@pizzamandolino8058]

Me: kisses her in her sleep Everyone at the funeral: *confused sceaming*

[@zeratulthedark2985]

As a former correctional officer, this video is extremely accurate as a generalized video. Each state is different in its general rules though.

[@dannynoakes7093]

Things you don’t wanna say in prison Oh I dropped that soap, Bob pick it up please

[@Watcher413]

“Oh silly me I dropped the soap again. Here I’ll pick it up.”

[@qib1t22]

gay

[@SevenStarsRecordsOfficial]

Can you make a video about the procedures in american prisons during covid?

[@carlmccartney1025]

There aren't any

[@robertandrews6915]

@@carlmccartney1025 exactly. They prefer they would just die. Society views "criminals" as subhuman

[@crazynature771]

Not true. I work in a prison. All inmates and staff are required to wear masks while inside the facility or outside their dorms. We spray a fog through the prison weekly to sanitize the entire place. There is no in person visitation and we've been doing video visitation in its place. All inmates receive free weekly phone calls. We have quarantine areas for anyone that has any symptoms and for new arrivals. We take temperatures of anyone that has a detail twice a day as well as staff temp several times a day. If staff feels bad we take a test and are quarantined until the results are back.

[@robertandrews6915]

@@crazynature771 if you don't mind me asking what state do you work in?

[@crazynature771]

@@robertandrews6915 I work in Georgia. We even have meetings every Tuesday and Thursday that evaluates the situation across the state and we make adjustments accordingly.

[@Propaganda9999]

Never say "oops I dropped the soap step-inmate"

[@HGmolotov]

Step inmate help me I got stuck in the escape tunnel

[@alinb.9226]

@@HGmolotov hahahahsgahagagagahagahsjahsha you guys made my day!!! Hahaha thank you!

[@sirmorallyincorrect4638]

"what are you doing step-inmate"

[@ogbumpsniff2640]

"Your the best big step-inmate I could ever ask for"

[@sinisterwraith7050]

💀

[@Gallery1312]

Mute people: *I don’t have such weaknesses*

[@ralphsalvador157]

Mute and deaf:ha I dont here anything

[@ratking9568]

Mute people:

[@spacebarbarian._]

0.31% comments: great video 99.69% comments: OhH ThE SoAp FeLl

[@alinb.9226]

I see what you did there

[@alinb.9226]

@Soulツ Nice

[@Mogijup]

@Soulツ nice

[@speedcola3005]

@Soulツ nice

[@The11thDimension91]

@Soulツ I like those statistics.

[@sunnyspigbarf6276]

Things to never say in prison: “oh help me step-guard I dropped my book teehee”

[@taco9787]

😂😂

[@INANNAAXO]

Hey. I don’t mean to be weird but this time last year, this channel helped save my life. These videos were the only thing keeping me sane enough to handle my dead-end job and ED. I was in a really bad place. I’m better now... thanks

[@level50mightylordgao78]

What a great story 🥲

[@ricardosierra749]

How?

[@MrGuggisberg]

Anyone In Anna???

[@stephenwhite5421]

Lol

[@mrsmartguy9007]

In prison - Don't Say these words. In North Korea - Fingers on your lips.

[@tywanjames4427]

???

[@grace_lmy]

I don't get it too

[@mike8594]

it means dont talk at all

[@beccabearr9]

Cool Dude

[@TeamTrapEater510]

Love this Channel! Always put my headphones on and listen to you guys videos on playlist mode.

[@God-kt3ec]

Me: gets searched Also me: oh no what if a Accidentally brought a gun

[@bawicz0]

are u living up to your last name

[@madelineryan548]

My guess is that it will be confiscated. And if you admit that you didn’t know it was there they might let you off the hook.

[@k0mentator507]

@@madelineryan548 r/woooosh

[@nerfcontent9429]

Let’s me guess? *AMERICAIN*

[@Starterpack8811]

Fun fact : word “long” is shorter than the word “short”

[@sinisterwraith7050]

1000 IQ

[@ompatil9698]

50 years ago lol😂

[@nickker12]

Fun fact idc

[@onejediboi]

@@ompatil9698 are you dumb, it says 7 hours ago, the 50 years ago is part of his name

[@omegaraptor1057]

@@onejediboi r/woooosh

[@Jacob-es5tv]

killing a child’s father: 😁 touching a child: 😡

[@Miles02c]

…what?

[@catmonke4477]

…what?

[@teboi124]

Society be like

[@doggodoggo1123]

...what?

[@Ok-jh5el]

​@@Miles02c can't you read?

[@JamyangKingYoesel]

I literally was planning on doing something bad and this pops up in my recommendation 😅

[@korok2545]

😳

[@Viper-ml9yw]

Like what..

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@@Viper-ml9yw Death

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Hello 9-1-1

[@Supasmartguy]

Do a video on Andras Toma, the WWII POW who didn't return home until the year 2000! I left it as a suggestion on your website.

[@Watcher413]

Wait what?

[@PrimateProductions]

@@Watcher413 you heard him

[@Watcher413]

@@PrimateProductions no I didn’t hear but I read. That sounds so crazy I’m going to look up this story

[@PrimateProductions]

@@Watcher413 lol

[@Mogijup]

You’re dedicated. I rate that.

[@chateauferret]

Another thing you should never say in prison: “I’m in here for child abuse”

[@vladimir-savage72]

You'll be dead by nightfall

[@xarius7930]

This is something I’ve needed for a Long time don’t ask why

[@adamwilson395]

Why?

[@champsammy13]

@@adamwilson395 you don't want to know.

[@MACHOTACO253]

Why?

[@justinmplayz8809]

Who?

[@theserpentshand.6336]

I've went to jail before. I'm 18. And I was at the wrong place at the wrong time and I was arrested for no reason.

[@johnyoung4163]

“Do you want my lunch? I’m not hungry”

[@puppetsquadshorts2395]

Imagine if he was your history teacher you would never be bored

[@chengzeduan1933]

"New Fish". this video is getting closer and closer to shawshanks redemption lol

[@charlieknight8563]

Showing LOVE for my absolute FAVORITE CHANNEL PERIOD thank you and have a blessed day and everyone else reading this

[@f2lyt806]

Why is the prisoner wearing a suit and tie like he’s going to the draft or something 😂?

[@imapsychothatlikestoarguea254]

I mean, you gotta get prepared for the future!

[@diygarygaming]

Why does this channel keep trying to prepare me for prison?

[@TheInfographicsShow]

You know why

[@PrimateProductions]

@@TheInfographicsShow lol

[@errorcringyname4044]

@@nooo414 uh oh scp foundation is in on it

[@rustyshackleford6549]

Thanks for the time and effort yall put into these I hope you enjoy it as much as I do

[@slyryax9522]

Gonna be needing this in a month

[@bernardmulligan5504]

I worked 3rd at a grocery store for years. We had our own language too. All that isolation from the rest of the world.

[@JereGuyDoesRecRoom]

Thx bro rlly needed this

[@kotyscott-leedholm7511]

The smartest thing you can do in prison is to call somebody a goof, trust me try it

[@XkingDeceptionXD]

Thanks for the tips mate now just got to do something to get into prison in the first place. Maybe rob someone’s property 😂

[@holtenphillips4307]

Love your videos man watch them everyday after school

[@HilaryHawkins]

Thanks for the tips 🙏 now to figure out what shenanigans to get up to this Friday night...

[@mr.poke-a-lot8119]

I’m never going to prison.

[@Viper-ml9yw]

Until he get’s accused of something he didn’t do

[@Idk-dc7hv]

I mean, you probably won’t. But it’s a chance.

[@klounpound6945]

There's a first time for everything

[@insertu5ernamehere]

And we don’t give af you’re not some celebrity bro

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[@natalie022]

“Hey, how’s your victim?” Or “Hey, how’s your kids?”

[@whalencetacean]

"you're"

[@whalencetacean]

@@natalie022 first one ofc

[@natalie022]

@@whalencetacean oh look, now you’re the one with the typo

[@ifnhuosrs2876]

This video was definitely written and produced by someone who has clearly never been to any prison.

[@TheIlluminatiDetect]

True

[@PrimateProductions]

You are absolutely right

[@GeckoGacha]

So you have?

[@PrimateProductions]

@@GeckoGacha i worked in a prison for several years

[@GeckoGacha]

@@PrimateProductions I'm talking to the guy who made the comment, not u.

[@snirambaya9587]

"Things you should never say in prison" My brain: *Ya mind lending me the soap real quick?*

[@level50mightylordgao78]

Okay can someone explain to me the soap thing please

[@MrClockDoesStuff]

0 views 17 likes 5 comments youtube has problems

[@mediocreperson2860]

Ik right

[@jazzram_]

No, other’s have paused history, that’s normal, not youtube’s fault

[@GeckoGacha]

@@jazzram_ its a joke calm down

[@jazzram_]

Gecko ik it’s a joke, but im just spitting facts, most doesnt know

[@fathersatoru]

If I were to hot to prison, I’d probably never talk to anyone and if some inmate tried to start trouble with me I would say “I’m not looking for trouble. Just leave and all will be cool”

[@kingkoba5618]

Hi I love these videos! Thank you for making them :)

[@unknownseizure]

Imagine being that guy who says "oops I dropped the soap"

[@korok2545]

5 likes in 30 seconds

[@idkmattl]

lol

[@jared5244]

Lol

[@Heisenburga]

Ha

[@sakariaskarlsson634]

I bet people would laugh a lot at you

[@aaaaaaaaaa9735]

Wow😃 This will go in handy when I go to prison! Thanks infographics!😃

[@aaaaaaaaaa9735]

@@spacefox1813 yea I’m not really planning on going to

[@NAT-turners-Revenge]

" i didnt touch that kid" 💀💀💀

[@rosalin786]

I love to watch information channel.. thanks for your help ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@trashcleaner]

Thanks, all these prison videos will help me in the future. Dang

[@justsomepersononyoutube9271]

Draco wanted to give harry a little kiss Malfoy:crabbe hold my bag while I flirt with harry potter Hermoine:honestly

[@Glaivemistake]

what

[@kitty-danger]

???????????????

[@revmedia8108]

*oops, I dropped the soap* Much love, your friends at Rev Media!!

[@kingboy6144]

Well oops

[@jadenyuki3138]

Well pick it up

[@revmedia8108]

😎😎

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Captain Price is disappointed

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Thanks for the tip

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Imagine NEVER going to prison, so you NEVER have to deal with prison problems

[@alexva58]

It’s really not that simple. Prison should be about rehabilitation or else it just becomes an endless cycle. Inmates still have rights, and the system is flawed.

[@bait4106]

Hey u should do a story on something really insane like spy’s or something so yuh

[@CGFights]

Love these videos

[@Seabreeze34]

Always interesting

[@winnerxl3000]

Go around and call all the prisoners blood and wave hand signs you'd see in naruto. They'll respect you 100%

[@Jeremy-pe4pt]

never been this early

[@mediocreperson2860]

Well I’m first cause it said “no views” when I joined

[@edwlotiongad922]

Lol me too

[@edwlotiongad922]

@@mediocreperson2860 I'm first bucko it says no views for me!

[@mediocreperson2860]

@@edwlotiongad922 but what’s really weird is it said no views with 0 likes and 5 comments

[@jadenyuki3138]

Me too

[@yokunaigaming6840]

this is gonna be helpful

[@danieltracz1800]

Ok ty this can help when i acidenly lost control over myself.

[@allenpradhan2063]

This is what happens when the script writer of the infographics show is sentenced 😂

[@rebeccacarmody2326]

After watching a lot of videos on this channel it makes me feel like the US prison system is just a re-branding of the medieval prison systems.

[@COYOTE_N8]

I did 3 years in CRC, I'm not proud of it but I did learn from it. Been out for 6 years this Christmas

[@bullykilla1073]

I did 7 yrs & this stuff is guidelines. Good analysis on it 👍🔥

[@thrattjaouhard3372]

Actually I wouldn't mind being in prison Just give me a TV a couch and a phone and it'll be heaven

[@hakimdiwan5101]

Those are the exact stuffs which you don't get makes prison a prison otherwise it would have been heaven.

[@caseydopp318]

@@hakimdiwan5101 do a big enough crime and you go to club fed and you get all of that and MORE. Thats why i always say if youre gunna do a crime, make a bog one so you can get federal time

[@hakimdiwan5101]

@@caseydopp318 Oh I didn't knew that fed prison are so lavish

[@caseydopp318]

@@hakimdiwan5101 i mean theyre not LAVISH.. but its much more laid back. Bunch of rich people prisoners with no gangs, waaayyyy better food, can get personal televisions in your cell. Its much more laid back than. Regular prison.

[@hakimdiwan5101]

@@caseydopp318 Yes they are in comparison to our Asian prisons 😝

[@YayAreaSportsFan]

“oops i dropped the soap”

[@futureshad0w247]

Now I know what to say in prison, thanks!

[@Sofia-qn6fs]

Nice facts never knew about these 😉

[@Bigfoot_With_Internet_Access]

Don't tell them about your encounters with me

[@pepito69]

I’ll keep my encounters with your cheeks between us

[@theultimatehoomanperson6701]

The sad thing is that they don’t get to watch memes

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[@rpggaming8950]

I feel confident i could survive in prison thanks to all your prison lol videos your great better then any teacher I ever had lol

[@adamwilson395]

26 seconds ago, no views, 2 likes 1 dislike KZbin: yeah this makes sense

[@AuVeI]

You do realise KZbin doesn't have live view and like/dislike counters

[@adamwilson395]

@@AuVeI it's not meant to be taken seriously

[@cristian28av]

Yes but these are the most unoriginal type of comments. It s as uninteresting as your sad life

[@michaelearthling]

7:33 should always hand a knife to a prisoner HANDLE first, otherwise there could be a nasty accident. 🤦‍♂️

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congrats on 10 mil

[@AvatarEdits273]

Hiiii I love these kind of vids

[@bigsidrealprisontalk9173]

I used to make so much money when I ran the prison gangs in California prisons

[@whykidsmad]

1:40 my guy sharping a bar of soap 💀💀💀

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I love this channel

[@omegatheg9202]

Never say "oof" in a prison

[@user-ss8gs1sc2s]

me in prison: oof

[@sh1tpostcrusader]

Rule 1; Don’t talk talk about prison in prison.

[@RayAkuma]

4:30 I like how they took narc as an example (I dont know what that is) instead of snitch which probably everyone knows.

[@FuhkYub]

A narc is a narcotics agent... Unless you're from Mexico

[@connor0758]

Ayo ngl infographics show is making the prison food look Hella nice

[@rayjia8800]

Pro tip Don’t go to prison

[@jared5244]

R

[@originalname4813]

gg u first

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Gg

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@@originalname4813 bruhh someone else was first but they deleted their comment

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Make a video about Norway Prisons

[@chimp4225]

Ok thanks for the tip see you guys next spring

[@paxtonlaneotley7757]

It’s been a long time since I watch info graphics show

[@LITTLE1994]

Definitely keep all this in mind the next time you go to jail.

[@mattfry9622]

100% respect to those brave guards and any first-line responders who arrest these dangerous criminals.

[@jaydavis4970]

Guards don't arrest anyone my guy

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Is it just me or is this the best channel out here

[@UraniumPuppy-pp1uo]

0:21 they had us in the first half ngl

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I can learn more things in a day from watching this channel, than 12years of school.

[@etbl.ag2nt109]

yoooo when you started talking about clinton correctional i lost it i live in dannemora the home of clinton correctional

[@etbl.ag2nt109]

following up on this @infographicsshow can you to a video on the dannemora prison escape!!

[@bigsid5292]

I messed up so many people up in prison I was so violent. I poked up a couple of cops in there