this author wrote an er0t1c fanfic about... Shrek

This is a real book. I read the tiktok famous Shrek fanfic turned romance novel so you don't have to. Tbh I wish I didn't. Who needs Shrek 5?
Sometimes I watch Shrek and think the romance between Fiona, Shrek etc. is too PG-13. How did Donkey and the Dragon have babies though?
Here's how the (allegedly) Shrek inspired fanfic / dark romance / monster romance novel went down and how it altered my view of the Shrek cinematic universe.
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[@rowan404]

I just realized that the pen name “G. M. Fairy” implies that this book was written by Fairy Godmother.

[@itsdivyag]

WAIT I DIDN'T EVEN CLOCK

[@XiELEd4377]

HOLY SHIT

[@Eggofficial09]

*WHAT*

[@heatherdukeswifeandgirlfriend]

is this that fionna and cake everyones been talking about

[@rowan404]

@@heatherdukeswifeandgirlfriend No. I haven’t even seen it. Fairy Godmother is one of the villains in Shrek 2.

[@rowan404]

“I can smell your arou-“ *Deodorant ad* KZbin is wild sometimes.

[@rosepuppy1984]

For me it was a dish soap comercial 😂

[@rocks7572]

Lmao I got an ad for intimates 😭

[@_amazing-spiral_]

Real lmao

[@syntheticinfluencer]

50 shades of green

[@itsdivyag]

i love this so much

[@aporue5893]

🤣

[@jennifercatherine7675]

You monster 😂👌

[@tell-me-a-story-]

That’s nasty. If this chick wants an ogre who smells like onions, she doesn’t need to write a fanfic. Men just like that are everywhere.

[@Ririi17]

You gotta respect the hussle though, she really did that.

[@Hyle-King-Neithekaos96]

But they could never compare to Shrek 😂😂

[@vehicleunhandler]

in terms of personality though

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Don’t be mad because Ogre Lord Shrek won’t give you his onion daddy love like the rest of his devoted followers.

[@spicybeantofu]

The point is even though he's an ogre who stinks he's kind and brave

[@rudevoices9204]

"i wish i could say that there are layers to this... it's just incest"

[@3bananenmitnemkontrabass478]

It's so absurd, it could have just been cheating with a coworker or a friend or just....A RANDOM GIRL. Why incest.

[@itsdivyag]

no bc why is Farquaad exactly the type to do that as well..

[@yourshoulderdevil5229]

Maybe it's because he's meant to be royalty? I don't think there's any other explanation.

[@Armistice_]

How the fuck is this a published work that someone made money on, and more importantly, how the fuck am I, as a writer, not writing something like this so I can publish it and make some money? Guess we'll never know.

[@itsdivyag]

It’s empowering to not gaf and honestly… i back it

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

I know half of November already passed but every month is NaNoWriMo if you're persistent enough. You can do it! And if you doubt, remember what the protagonist of the French 1973 James Bond-spoof _Le Magnifique_ once said "maybe writting 40 bad novels is as a respectable accomplishment as writting one good novel"

[@tell-me-a-story-]

Maybe your a artist and not such a sellout.

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Not taking yourself too seriously and publishing goofy stories just for shits and giggles can work wonders if you genuinely have fun with it.

[@alpyki2588]

If you ever feel bad about your writing, always remember that S. E. Hilton of The Outsiders fame once wrote a book that is just Dark Shadows fanfiction. She did not mention anywhere that it was, and so the Goodreads reviews are 75% "I was enjoying the sailor story until the vampire plot came out of nowhere." People will remember your hits, notsomuch your misses.

[@Rey_Palpatine]

Tbf, I basically wrote a Shrek/Shadow the Hedgehog fanfic once when an english teacher gave the class an assignment to write an original story. I saw memes/art of this ship and I just ran with it. The story wasn't explicit, but it definitely had dramatic soap opera vibes and Donkey died iirc. I got a 100

[@sh0ut0]

You're a genius

[@dalys1155]

NO WAYYYY 🤣🤣🤣

[@kirylb1569]

Do you still have a copy?? What did Donkey do to deserve that!?!

[@Rey_Palpatine]

@@kirylb1569 I don't think I have a copy of it, but Donkey's death was supposed to be some kind of angst for Shrek in addition to the romantic drama that was going on

[@kirylb1569]

@@Rey_Palpatine Dang, sounds like it would be a good read. Thanks for the reply!!

[@swipe_til_you_snooze]

This is what happens when deranged wattpad writers watch too many pixar movies edit: i just found out shrek is a dreamworks movie. lmfao

[@screamingbean7509]

That pretty much sums up these books💀

[@itsdivyag]

the breadth of human creativity

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

I think they’re just a goofy troll writing bad erotica on purpose just for the memes lol.

[@swipe_til_you_snooze]

@@nightmarishcompositions4536 You know what, I can even see myself doing this for a laugh.

[@user-tw3rh9po4t]

“Erm, ackshually, it’s Sony Pictures Animation films.”

[@manmoy4104]

8:05 "although jobless, she gets worked up" how do you come up with commentary like this 😭😭

[@itsdivyag]

most of the time its in the shower ngl

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

The author is absolutely based for not taking themselves too serious and just having a bloody good time writing a goofy story for shits and giggles. I respect that kind of idgaf attitude lol.

[@rachaelmcbride9419]

The animations are INCREDIBLE thank you for your service

[@itsdivyag]

we love a screen recorded photoshop

[@ghostlyamy]

gaslight, boss-girl, and keep-in-gate are so funny i'm obsessed

[@itsdivyag]

Beck has a sign on his door saying Live (in your swamp), Laugh (at Donny), Layers

[@Eggofficial09]

I showed the cover to my brother who ate up the Shrek movies as a baby. He ended up running away from me, he was so happy ⭐️/5

[@itsdivyag]

Make him read it and change his worldview

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

Your brother did not pass the vibe check. I would’ve started reading it right away just for the laughs lol. Maybe my mind has already been poisoned by all the Shrek is love Shrek is life memes though.

[@skystoyhunts7225]

Lmao did he read it?

[@Eggofficial09]

@@skystoyhunts7225 showed a little to him. Beck was such a monster-ly man that he fell asleep. It was weird. 😊

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

In fairness, Shrek is an ideal man if you think about it. He has a house and property, knows how to cook, has a good sense of humor, he's great with kids (hell he has three of em), he's empathetic and sensitive, he has a social life... hell, he's not even ugly, he's just fat and bald. He looks great, he's all big and dumpy and he rocks it Point being, it comes as zero surprise that there's a Shrek smut book. Especially considering all the memes. Yknow, "shrek is love, shrek is life"

[@rowan404]

I was more amused than I should’ve been by Puss’s face being the censor for “pussy”.

[@ArturGlass.C]

WHY DID THEY REMOVE THE DAD BOD ???!!!

[@itsdivyag]

justice for dad bods bc wtf..

[@srose1088]

Giving him the Scottish accent makes it feel more real and surreal simultanesly lol.

[@rowan404]

Two and a half minutes in and what I’ve gathered is that this is basically a modern-day America AU of Shrek.

[@itsdivyag]

yep!

[@DoraG99]

Oh. So my worst fears when you talked about Lawrence and Victoria always being very…close…were confirmed 😐 amazing 😂

[@itsdivyag]

He’s a freak like that

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

that was my immediate fear when she mentioned that 😭

[@SoaringElk123]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 same 😭

[@yourflyisopen]

My name is legit Victoria and I screamed when that happened 😭

[@justmahir]

“Did Shrek want to eat her or eat?” I’m dead 💀

[@lillost]

Lord Farquaad doesn't even have a sister (as far as we know). She could've been ANYONE and they made her his sister??? 🥴

[@izzisart]

Like, Prince Charming running off with Rapunzel is right there! They even made the fiance blond in the book! 😂🤣

[@stourte]

This just feels like a character x reader story that someone decided to publish for no reason, but not after editing it just a bit

[@camifasi1694]

I agree 😭

[@choryllis6646]

I survived, "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life." I've survived a multitude of fandoms with bad pr0n. The idea of Rule 34 of the Internet has been ingrained into my brain for over a decade now. The fact that this book exists is not surprising. I'm just disappointed at how bad of a book it is. "Muscles on every inch of his body," like, come on. Everyone knows Shrek has a dad bod.

[@TeddSkylight]

Shrek is love my guy.

[@TransformeationOxygen-zr2hw]

Muscled dudes ate overrated, give chubby men love

[@lyle_marie_ceniza]

​@@TeddSkylightindeed

[@robertegblack]

I read some Toy Story slash fiction for a blog once and buzz pulling woody’s string repeatedly to get him off definitely stuck with me

[@itsdivyag]

did he get a woody

[@bluefairy7653]

I bet Buzz went to infinity and beyond

[@sleepyrose69]

what!

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

I was not prepared to read this comment, but thank you for sharing

[@Rey_Palpatine]

People get too creative when it comes to explicit fanfics of characters with non-human anatomy

[@gg_Talon]

I was checking every single day for this video to release since the post about it... *aggressive Scottish accent* ...It did NOT disappoint.

[@itsdivyag]

It would’ve come sooner I’ve been ill and faced so many technical complications 😭 glad you enjoyed it either way

[@lovefromwonderland]

Why am I wasting my time trying to add depth and character and quality to my stories when I could just write an erotica about Megamind 😋

[@MegatruxFR]

WAAAAAA

[@sofiadominguezleon4106]

I don't want a steamy Megamind fanfic

[@dreamer-fz9ct]

I personally found it so bad that it’s funny that I actually liked it lmao

[@itsdivyag]

i support womens rights and wrongs

[@nightmarishcompositions4536]

I honestly think that might’ve been the point of the book. Writing something intentionally bad just for laughs and goofy fun can work wonders.

[@SleepySloth2705]

"He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love"

[@milesmcgrath2200]

Is that actually a real quote from the book?!?!

[@Orange_manface]

Tbh, it's not as bad as mine. When I was in 8th grade, my social studies teacher made us write a story about what happens if we changed a certain event in history. I was a sucker for fanfiction at that time. So I wrote about Hitler and Stalin becoming friends and getting married 💀💀💀 He gave me a 100😐

[@the-postal-dude]

WHAT

[@torenielsen9993]

I wonder if the intended audience genuinely is tiktok. Thanks for the video.

[@itsdivyag]

Tbf these types of books have existed long before tiktok but now there’s tiktok they get a much wider recognition

[@nellieb6585]

Please the editing in this video is everything I haven’t laughed like this in a while😂

[@seaslime1704]

I will never watch shrek regularly again. I am traumatized

[@bobbirdsong6825]

The production quality on this vid is stunning g

[@itsdivyag]

I hope both sides of your pillows are cold and you never stub your toe

[@bobbirdsong6825]

@@itsdivyag my pillow was cold last night!!

[@LakeofCrystalclan]

Just writing to let you know this book has a sequel called Stay In My Swamp: An Ogre’s Happily Ever After and I NEED to see you review it.

[@AkiDave]

Shocked the term “Swampy ass” wasn’t used here 😂

[@isthatachicken]

Thank you for being the buffer between myself and the syntax of this book❤

[@itsdivyag]

ty for always showing up in my comments

[@thefacelessone483]

Well it dues give "getting shreked" a new purpose 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Zee-so1lu]

YOUR SCOTTISH ACCENT HAS ME ROLLING

[@smokyeyes2609]

9:55 say yes to the dress! I understood that reference 😄

[@itsdivyag]

FIRST ONE

[@SukhmaniSingh-sr4tm]

The fact she used kim for victoria is just iconic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SeokjinShizun]

still better than any colleen hoovers book lol

[@mel_gregory222]

True!

[@aiyanaaris4160]

Frr

[@theifysnightmare1316]

did you know it looks like shes written a erotica of the Bee Movie xD definatly getting a sub after watching the weidest book reviews to daye and in teats wheezing

[@itsdivyag]

i love humans and their boundless creativity

[@MadQuickScotsman]

The Scottish accents made me chuckle 😂

[@jr.c.4250]

*Vile Anti-Donkey* I love / hate all of this

[@itsdivyag]

What if we took Donkey and made him NOT Donkey is actually divergent thinking and creative

[@milkyluv.]

Please someone tell me how i ended up watching a video about a shrek dark romance, i officially have no dignity. Anyway, great video :)

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

At least this is the only video about the Shrek dark romance you watched... I watched another youtuber's review of the two books back in August (the second book is so forgettable I only know I watched the video about it because it appears in my browser history)

[@bethany5527]

the animations really make this video i applaud you

[@thespudbud2351]

...Yknow, it's time like these where I'm reminded that, yes, I can in fact write a book.

[@staydetermined6717]

For some reason, it reminded me of the shrek x Bread fic “like LITERALLY a ducking loaf of bread””

[@sunshine20yearsago51]

💀

[@mimidoochen3686]

It's all ogre got me

[@Unknown-girl428]

Fiona reading the book:👁️💧👄💧👁️

[@sofiadominguezleon4106]

Fiona: Shrek I want a divorce Shrek: You're no longer a princess because you're an ugly ogre Next day after Fiona divorces Shrek Fiona: kills herself

[@AllAboutDrae]

I live for the commentary in this video 😭😭the amount of times I’ve laughed I’m pretty sure there’s another book you should totally review 🏃🏽‍♀️🏃🏽‍♀️

[@chiyoka8408]

Maybe the wizard is supposed to be a Merlin refference 🤔

[@MaidOfPasta]

Not me losing my shit thinking about Leona Kingscholar because these name changes SEND ME 😂😂

[@thegrandxbunny2073]

No matter what I think of my writing, I will never be at this quality.

[@Salix.]

The book we didn't want but the book we need XD

[@Salix.]

I wish it could be a good erotic fanfiction though :(

[@samarafowler6569]

Literally 365 days with shrek 😭

[@icannotreadthefieryletters5416]

I love the accent omgggg 😭😭

[@zvikomboreromukamba3389]

There was a wizard, but in Shrek 2 and he did a freaky Friday with Donkey and Puss though... It was hilarious. 😂😂😂

[@sheriffboss6544]

i havent even watched the video but can i tell you i SCREEEEEEECHED WHEN I saw the thumbnail. time to get traumatised along with you

[@sheriffboss6544]

first of all you GOT A PHYSICAL COPY??? i could never the bad books are relgated to pdfs in the dusty bowls of my downloads folder. you sure did us a service

[@sheriffboss6544]

im sorry neglectful family of alcoholics? THEY DID MY GIRL DIRTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BUT ALSO THE CAPITALISM ANIMATION NOOOOOO i cant stop laughing. now im going to imagine a world where duloc is communist , so many mass campaigns and use of fantasy terror....

[@sheriffboss6544]

second of all are we sure this is farquad like that sounds like prince charming to me . victoria farque sounds like fart

[@sheriffboss6544]

consider me traumatised beck beck i might have to leave i cant stop watching dear god dear god dear god

[@sheriffboss6544]

WAIT A TRIBURAL WHAT IS THIS DISNEY CHANNEL ( i am australian i have never watched disney channel but i assume they have that segment witht he hosts of the channeland they do skits and stuff but they are bad and that is this but the cesspit of a royal castle where your music teacher in yr5 told you thats where they used to drop recorders in back in the old days) (im not making any sense i have not slept)

[@rainygreymornings]

the gigachad music kinda slaps ngl

[@alexisdominey6487]

Saw the title and had Shrek is Love Shrek is life flashbacks.

[@MegatruxFR]

Girl your scottisch accent is ✨️👍✨️

[@shadowlink-wn5rh]

Wow I've heard shrek is love shrek is life but is taking it to a whole new level

[@parksandevie6659]

Please read the pillow one 😭

[@shookysuga7090]

i feel like im on something while watching this at 3 am completing my asignment

[@itsdivyag]

did you get your assignment done!!

[@shookysuga7090]

@@itsdivyag hell yes i did 🦾🦾

[@MysticMorigan1998]

I'm starting to wish Chuck Tingle wrote this book

[@jackiejeffords5991]

i was hoping after watching the door video you would post this. The editing is 11/10 pure chaos i love it

[@dodgyyoutuber9560]

Oh gosh. Shrek always reminded me of my dad. An erotic fiction just feels…. BLARGH NO!

[@teodorapetkovic]

There is a sequel for this??? Oh wow

[@AkahoshiRuna]

There's spicy shrek fanfics!?

[@skystoyhunts7225]

Apparently lol

[@sonicfanboy3375]

The 34th rule on the internet

[@Asmanidoesnotexist2]

There’s a nsfw Shrek x donkey fanfic on wattpad

[@sofiadominguezleon4106]

​@@sonicfanboy3375Shrek is the creator of Fairytale pornography

[@vaelia1203]

absolutely do read part 2!! Please 🙏🏼 We absolutely need to know what could warrant a second book... and to have your opinion on it

[@heroyolkie]

THERE'S A PART 2!?

[@deepsea5348]

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

[@usagi_does_shit4972]

I saw a video of her telling that she wrote that.I thought this book would be a joke/parody.But when I found out that it is an actual sm*t book.... W.t f...

[@AllysonSierra-vp5jz]

My brain was rotting while hearing this, i pray for your sanity.

[@user89389]

This feeling of... doom... I've felt it before... Ah, yes. I see. My mind and body are trying to warn me about the horrible mistake I'm about to make. A mistake I can never rectify nor forget. Everything's going to change, and once I commit to it and press the play button, there's no going back... Every cell in my body tells me to turn back while I can, but my curiosity is stronger than my instinct of self-preservation. Well... what's life without a little risk, a little danger anyway? Yes. So shall it be. I've made up my mind. Edit: Perhaps there's a reason why we have our instincts and we should listen to them instead of letting curiosity win

[@RubykonCubes3668]

People clearly are all in for those shreksy memes 👀✨️

[@corruptednoob4659]

Bruh imagine going from a filter where Shrek kisses you to a whole book

[@MsGloomyLamp]

Your Scottish accent, though... it was brilliant, and also I'm glad it's ogre.

[@Jakepearl13]

Oh,it’s never ogre…😊

[@user-uu3bn7eu5w]

This is basically shrek but with ocs😭

[@janeduncan1505]

Just found you and this video had me dying! I loved your retelling of this train wreck and the flipping drag and drop clip art is just the best! Definitely subscribing!!

[@-littlesquare-1987]

Ok now read Mafia Elmo X Reader It's way more investing and terrifying than Shrek.

[@_M0th_Gutz_]

I just found your channel and I am INLOVE with your accent!

[@OpheliaTerat]

Ngl it sounds like the author just turned Shrek into an orc lol

[@pillbugm8914]

The yassification of the characters lmao

[@zamiyaFlow]

I am enjoying this video whilst also playing "All Star - A gentle Piano ballad" Look it up

[@jungtothehuimang]

The editing is absolutely taking me out oh my god

[@deeelleee]

Here to say that I do in fact understand the Gok Wan reference. Great video. 💐😄

[@evilaya5908]

PLS WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE SONG YOU USE TO DESCRIBE BECK’S GIGACHAD ATTITUDE

[@x.y.z.5924]

Mabye 'ice planet barbarians' next? 😂

[@miriammeyer9436]

SHES BACKKKKKKKKKK

[@JayGTheAwkwardBookworm]

Help. I’m scared.

[@justmahir]

THE ANIMATION IS ELITE

[@AADU-m4i]

If you were an writer?.. What would you do with that wonderful talent... Write a fantasy novel..or a novel about your life... Or a sherk fanfic cause WHY NOT?!

[@ariverdreaming]

I’m laughing so hard this is art

[@gummibear4757]

You had me at Shrek.

[@MrRorosuri]

Swamp daddy 😂😂😂😂

[@itsdivyag]

Beck claims that title

[@MrRorosuri]

@@itsdivyag true true

[@alexanderdixon2703]

😂😂 great Scottish accent crazy fan fic

[@Flufux]

That's not even the craziest thing to write an erotic fanfic about given that someone once wrote an erotic fanfic starring Thomas the Train. No, I don't know how that works.

[@abbywolffe4114]

Train... tunnel... need I say more?

[@sofiadominguezleon4106]

No Thomas and friends fanfiction is worse

[@WhiteSharkfsul]

This is a masterpiece

[@certified_l0ser]

nah my childhood’s officially ruined, what is wrong with some ppl