the tiktok romance book where she falls in love with her door

she gets it on with her door, which later turns into a man. it's the literally unhinged viral tiktok door romance. GIVEAWAYYY. FREE TOYS OR GIFT CARDS FOR TOYS! Everyone who signs up to my giveaway with Bellesa wins something! www.bboutique.... 🌟
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You could say reading this opened many doors for me. I got into it thinking 'haha banter' but what I wasn't prepared for was, well, firstly the door knob innuendos and secondly the deeper societal reflections. like when the door discovers patriarchy.
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[@itsdivyag]

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[@starjasmine-01]

YES PLEASE SHREK

[@itsdivyag]

reading rn and it's like... 😳😳

[@elstarnor4628]

I didn’t think they were THAT kind of toys 👀

[@sammieostrowski5421]

I order some messaged them about said order and have gotten no response. I'm hoping I didn't just get scammed out of $150.

[@uncommonusername]

i didnt expect that it was like a literal jumpscare wtf why didnt i just heed the warning at the begginging

[@miiisssssyyyy]

“She’s not like other..tenants” PLEASE that was so funny.

[@GreySeashell-j3m]

FR LMAO

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

😭😭😭

[@xjaidenn]

HELP

[@BritneyT.]

I do appreciate these "unhinged" romances. They keep life interesting

[@itsdivyag]

i agree also it truly takes imagination to make it work

[@LilianeLil-on8by]

That’s sick

[@itsanco_]

ilysm for this joke

[@faf7919]

idk this romance seems pretty hinged

[@xxcringeycookiezxx3441]

For sure, but they’re sick

[@skylarjohnson7779]

Imagine being a landlord and one day you go to check on one of your properties and the door's gone and the tenant is like "I used the handle as a dildo and it turned into a man who acts like a Victorian child".

[@realmcarthy]

tana should try feeding him a flavor blasted goldfish. See if he has the shitty constitution of a victorian child

[@serenitymoon825]

Not much weirder than the doorknob hentai tbh

[@realmcarthy]

THE WHAT @@serenitymoon825

[@malaizze]

This is why I love second person POVs

[@algirdasltu1389]

​@@serenitymoon825 WHAT

[@plutonium09]

They met on Hinge it seems

[@itsdivyag]

WAIT THIS JOKE IS SO GOOOOOOOOD

[@Just_a_girl_interrupted]

I don't get it but i want to sooo bad 😭😭

[@Whitneygraciedolly]

​​@@Just_a_girl_interrupted'Hinge' is the name of a popular dating app. Hinges are also the name of a thing that are on doors that makes it able to open and close. It's those metal looking things you can see them if you look closely on the side where it opens and closes.

[@twusn]

@@Just_a_girl_interruptedhinge is a dating app😭😭😭😭

[@esvck]

@@Just_a_girl_interruptedhinge is a dating app. Doors have hinges. Door joke. I tried lol.

[@dualityofem]

the author definitely thought of the name for this book before anything else lmao

[@Cailarp]

The commitment to the bit is outstanding, gotta admit that, I was expecting more door puns, also please continue to bring this madness here, 3 am wattpad energy literature it's what the internet is made for

[@andreevichjosephmarshall2990]

I haven’t read or watched this video yet but I will be severely disappointed if the line “without you I am no longer a door adored anymore” is not found in either.

[@itsdivyag]

oop-

[@rosefromtitanic2264]

Suddenly my fictional crushes don’t seem so weird

[@mcbill7352]

Unfortunately, I didn't a-door this book, I thought that the writing was quite wooden, although I can appreciate that she was really going against the grain with this premise. I hope this opens a door into a promising writing career. I hope that the author branches out to other styles. I'm expecting great things once she has some rings on her trunk. I'm so sorry

[@That_one_fusion]

I was NOT expecting a “toy” sponsor 😭

[@apollolewis]

Considering that most problems in greek mythology happened because Zeus can’t keep it in his pants, this is pretty on brand.

[@kb3146]

Once read a book where water fell in love with a woman

[@itsdivyag]

very reverse Narcissus of them

[@mckinleygirl98]

@@itsdivyag STOPPPP LOLLL imagine his reflection fell in love with him that would be wild

[@mitabardhan6615]

​@@itsdivyagLOLL

[@jessfrisk3585]

there was this manga i read years ago, it was about these anthropomorphic female doors(they were kinda like frozen hans solo but they could talk). Men had sex with them to open and close them. i could never tell if was someones kink or a joke that spiraled into a full comic book

[@dinosaur___7209]

That’s disturbingly rape-y

[@jessfrisk3585]

@@dinosaur___7209 I had to track down this fever dream and i forgot there was a part where a burglar tries to pick the doorlock and u can guess how that was portrayed as.

[@kpopgirl1992]

OMG I read this exact same thing hahahahaah!!!!! You made me remember it :'D

[@wistfuloptimist1238]

yeah i repressed that memory thanks for bringing that back to the surface (does anyone remember what it was called, btw? Like I cant find it anywhere)

[@dinosaur___7209]

@@jessfrisk3585 oh boy😬

[@Flareclaw64]

fun fact:when i clicked on this video i got a prayer ad

[@anabeatrizhenriquedeolivei6422]

8:36 yeah, man, the bar is so low you could slide it under a door or something

[@sollarrr8176]

wooden joke № 13:such an adorable book

[@nogenderjustfreg7738]

5:18 so.. she has to slam the door? (missed opportunity)

[@clownmonomaniac2630]

3:40 that scared me so bad i was NOT expecting that 😭😭

[@yeahok8259]

I can’t believe this is real. But then again I did read a slow burn romance about a woman falling in love with a statue. So. Yeah.

[@Magicme79]

WAITS! He turns into a door every full moon? So he’s a weredoor? 😂

[@Moss-and-T3A]

NO STOP😭😂

[@saintaura]

a warehouse door if you will

[@Magicme79]

@@Moss-and-T3Aplot twist: IT WAS A SHIFTER ROMANCE, ALL ALONG

[@curiouslyimogen.7733]

if my door is alive,it fucking hates me

[@Random-ish14]

Am I the only person whose train of thought was “what type of door knob is it?” Seriously what type, if it’s round then how did she fit it, did she expand or smth, if its a lever door knob how did she slide it in what did she hang on to in the first place, and more importantly WHICH DOOR DID SHE DO IT ON, was it the bedroom door or the main door, if it’s the main door then after he turned into a man didn’t anyone in the hallway see her???? Or maybe im thinking too much😭😭

[@ayarofgnihcraes]

i believe it was most likely a flat, long handle that she used,

[@alienjesus796]

Honestly a few seconds in and this has not surprised me as much as it would have a year ago. I read a collection of Sayaka Murata's stories and one of them was the one where a curtain falls in love with a human. I feel prepared for anything now

[@Miss.Majumdar]

I can't look at my door same way I dud for 20 years of my life , WHAT WAS IT!!!!!

[@Lukksia]

missed opportunity to call it doormance

[@LadyJenevia]

Saw the thumbnail and… “Doorknob insertion” WHERE? 😫

[@peterd9698]

Does the door swing both ways? Asking for a friend.

[@frogslayer21]

I see this title and thumbnail, I have to click. Never seen this KZbinr before, but holy heck.

[@ChristaBlack-gn8ys]

When she said "Toys," my collector self pictured "Funko Pops" not THAT kinda toy 🤣

[@afangirlaholic]

"Get in my Swamp" IM CRYING

[@itsdivyag]

working on that video rn.. it shouldddd be out tomorrow

[@mallisz]

theyre printing anything now huh

[@swaggyhotdog]

She took knocking the door too seriously

[@Man-ej6uv]

at least it's not coleen poover

[@varshini6904]

Fax🙌

[@plutoandpolaris]

This whole premise reminds me so much of SCP-1269, which is basically the same thing except instead of a door it’s a mailbox. At the very least there isn’t any mailbox/human intercourse there but the mailbox does straight up murder any human men that live on the property because it’s so possessive so e h?? It’s honestly a trip I recommend it for the absurdity

[@WritingsOfASpicyMind]

I've read too much Drapple fanfic to be shocked about a door romance

[@idkchar]

unhinged is certainly, very unhinged.

[@astricqs]

THE WAY I CACKLED AT THIS VIDEO

[@runa_7022]

wattpad veterans understand the true genius of crack romances

[@deepsea5348]

So if Zeus fucked a tree, and then the tree had an acorn that was “pollinated” by Zeus, and the acorn became a tree that is also a son of Zeus… wouldn’t that make him a demigod dryad? Ah fuck it, this is no place for logic.

[@THEmuteKi]

I truly am dead as a door nail after this one

[@sheriffboss6544]

as a note before watching the video: my first thought is of tat ya sci fi trilogy (honour among thieves i think?) in which the main character falls in love with her spaceship. it was weird to say at least (the trilogy itself wasnt very good in my opinion, fell flat for me personally) but i distinclty remember a scene where the mc lays on the floor of the hsip and they talk through a mind link and the ship pulsates with different colour and like changes shape???? i dont know i read it like when i was 15. besides that i also immedietly thoguht of Michael + Helen rom the magnus archvies the eldritch door spiral entities that lure peopl into like never ending hallways and like insanity but then i realised that not everything is a tma reference - ANYWAY LETS ACTUALLY WATCH THE VIDEO

[@sheriffboss6544]

two seconds WHAT THE HELL IS THIS OPENING WHAT - also divya me too WHY?

[@sheriffboss6544]

urgh grorss not the posseive ness ew ICK RIGHT AWAY 9just came out of rereading tbosas and HATED EVIL SNOWS POSSESIVESS)

[@sheriffboss6544]

ZEUS?????? WHT IS THIS ORGIIN STORY I MENA ZEUS LIKE MAKES KINDA SNESE BUT LIKE IN THE CONTEXT OF SOTRY ABOUT A SENTIENT DOOR ITS STUPID

[@sheriffboss6544]

I CANT STOP LAUGING AT THE DOOR DISCOVERS PATRIARCY

[@sheriffboss6544]

landlord wiht a gun - li do not care for the acutal spicy romance bits of the plot i am here only for the bits that conceivably be in an indian drama (if u minus the banging)

[@hopegoss8312]

Okay but everything Zeus does in the book is pretty accurate to his habits in mythology 😂

[@rainiplaysgames3545]

this is so fascinating ngl

[@LilyFiglia-hr8hs]

It’s giving bee movie………but like worse….

[@matheo4699]

God... My life was so much better before learning about this book.

[@ushijimawakatoshi2106]

If you have that much audacity, you get a little credit

[@onlyimaginaryy]

Okay but wtf 💀😭

[@liolokk5248]

michael from the magnus archives?

[@L_oliviarodrigosbiggestfan]

This is my new fav bok

[@uwutsugi]

Fell in love with a door? Sounds like someone took inspo from Persona 3, amirite ladies???

[@hifu_m]

i feel weird opening my door now ngl

[@mundanity_]

im having a mental breakdown over this

[@yzkkoch479]

The British accent at the start *shook* me, I’m so used to watching American KZbinrs that I forget that British youtubers exist even though I literally live in the UK Edit: STOP WHY’S IT A PUBLISHED BOOK?

[@belynda1224]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS BOOK IS JUST A HUGE SH1TPOST 💀😭

[@elephant4053]

🚪

[@maninanikittycat4238]

WHOS LETTING THESE TIKTOK AUTHORS COOK?!

[@itsdivyag]

let them cook bc it's great

[@MayBhank]

Damn pansexual people are going wild

[@evanaaaa]

Someone just published a roman book about barry the fricking BEE. I really want to see your reaction to it.

[@Mysterytour7]

Chuck Tingle premise.

[@Loser_37]

I adoor how this books name is a pun.

[@milenabak]

The next Halloween I will dress up as Shrek and Tell People to get In My Swamp😂😂😂

[@dollluvdolly]

Im not convinced this isnt satire.

[@natkakat]

the bar is in hell 💀after this book. cause wtf

[@maddiesbookishthings]

Yes I have read a book that says that🫣🫣🫣

[@itsdivyag]

pls give me your review of this book

[@maddiesbookishthings]

@@itsdivyag my review in emojis 🤣😳🫥🫠😵👁️👁️ - add in she put what where?! And at least she cleaned it… and not being able look at an ottoman without thinking about it🚪

[@itsdivyag]

@@maddiesbookishthings they do say a good book should change the way you look at the world...

[@ngtskynebula]

...I could not make this shit up. _I could not._ Thanks, Divya, for reading that so we don't have to 🥲

[@Kjane921]

The door not being named Dorian is a crime against humanity

[@Mooniastar_13]

💀

[@WishGender]

Dorian Handel

[@Asmanidoesnotexist2]

Dorian woodean handel

[@_nob0dy_297]

Fr

[@Moon-oq7mf]

oh my god..

[@panickedanddistressed-ge8mv]

I truly respect this author. Their book is weirder than wattpad-ish 3am fanfiction based entirely on intrusive thoughts, physical illness and cough medication. Yet they THRIVE off of it. I could never have such pure confidence.

[@itsdivyag]

based off of my hallucinations from cough medication is so great that rivals 'i just saw this in a dream'

[@panickedanddistressed-ge8mv]

@@itsdivyag Oh yeah, I had a really weird one of those as well! It somehow involved My Little Pony, a bunch of video games and H*tler???? Don't ask.

[@bigpeen-whiteliquid]

you mean implusive

[@telosnium]

unrelated to your comment but nice hello charlotte pfp

[@panickedanddistressed-ge8mv]

@@telosnium Thanks!

[@AngelicatheDaisy]

The worst part about Zeus being the Door’s dad is that you could tell me that was inspired by an actual Greek myth and I’d believe you.

[@Sapphire864]

I know Like Oedipis Rex 😭

[@maddiesbookishthings]

Right? I was like that check out actually 😂😂😂

[@kitapkurduazranaz]

no cause greek mythology is just zeus doing it with literally anyone and anything (and a lot messed up things)

[@Sapphire864]

@@kitapkurduazranaz like kidnapping and raping this one dude (yes dude) or raping his own mother

[@skylarjohnson7779]

That actually sounds like canon because Zeus will stick his dick in anything that stands still long enough.

[@TheSnowBallet]

Honestly, the authors of weird parody romance novels have my blessings. They know exactly what they're doing. Just come up with a concept so bizarre, that it goes viral online and fully commit to the bit.

[@itsdivyag]

we all need a bit of fun in our lives

[@unrooted8186]

thousandth like 💪

[@deandracarter8468]

Like dinosaurs.

[@themonsterundermystairs4272]

i totally believe that zeus would procreate with a tree.

[@itsdivyag]

he's promiscuous gorl

[@TrebleMuave]

As far as I am concern, beastiality is kinda his thing. Adding a tree to the list isn't too far off.

[@wist.]

@@TrebleMuave zeus just could not keep it in his pants. period. thats where most of greek mythology came from, in summary

[@BleedingLiar17]

Well some nymphs are dryad nymphs and can turn into tree to avoid the male gods so 😅

[@PercabethIsMyLife]

He notably does ALL the time with nymphs but usually its not her aCTUAL TREE

[@krzyjazzy]

Hearing about how the door got conceived, I'd say its quite on brand for Zeus if you look up his antics😂😂😂

[@TBT707]

Yea he has no limits😂

[@d_1044]

I fucking hate how “I fucked a tree and you’re my door son” is completely something Zeus would do

[@peterd9698]

If you don’t oil it you may have to listen to door son’s creak.

[@kurtiseata]

@@peterd9698how the hell did you

[@LuLuKow]

I hope she doesn't get knocked up

[@itsdivyag]

omg.... this joke is so good

[@Vallhere1510]

I wish yt comments can be saved lol😭

[@ooriginalkawaipotato3840]

@@Vallhere1510Fr😭

[@IndiaPaul]

🏅

[@kensigregory361]

Girl said don't knock it till you try it! 😭😭😭 LMFAO

[@properantagonist]

For most of the video I was like "why the duck would anyone choose a door over a person" but then the door discovered feminism and immediately became a better choice for a straight woman than a vast majority of straight men.

[@itsdivyag]

☕

[@proudtiger2538]

this is genuinely one of the funniest comments i've ever read

[@fairygodmother139]

Sad but true 😅

[@saimashupti469]

Funny thing is a lot of women hate feminism. Like me & my sisters.

[@properantagonist]

@@saimashupti469 I don't quite understand why you're so proud of hating yourself

[@disaster2p0]

fully convinced that the author did this just for the sht and giggles among her friends

[@jasminelovespink]

Or they lost a bet.

[@hungariangiraffe6361]

Is it bad that I think the same and I lowkey wanna read this book now?😂 I mean it's so hysterical and I almost died laughing on the bathroom floor, wrapped in a towel while watching this on my phone, trying not to wake up my parents cause it's 2am. This actually motivates me to write something similar and see how much bullsh*t can the readers tolerate as long as there is character development, humour and good writing style (if I can provide that).

[@aquaabouttogetfunky]

Honestly, Good for her

[@slsthewriter1299]

Oh 100%. Every author needs these kinds of stories as therapy. To write.

[@aikotitilai3820]

the origin of the door being tied to Zeus doing a tree feels on-brand with something that could genuinely be part of greek mythology

[@sasharama5485]

I mean...I think Zeus cut his dad's "jewels" off and something was created by it. So... Totally believable 😅😅

[@Keznen]

@sasharama5485 Close! That was Zeus's dad Cronus cutting off his dad's (Zeus's grandpa's) jewels off. So it definitely runs in the family. The severed jewels fell into the sea, came, and created one version of Aphrodite (the other version is one of Zeus's many daughters).

[@CoffeeBnuuy]

​@@KeznenGreek mythology is fuckin wild

[@Keznen]

@@CoffeeBnuuy Indeed. lol

[@DanyUiy]

-What's the book about? -You know when they say the protagonist has the personality of a door? Exactly

[@alpyki2588]

If I hadn't already read a fanfiction where someone got reincarnated as a wacky inflatable arm flailing tube man, and the existence of the doorknob SCP, I might be more shocked this book exists.

[@luuuuux_]

I sorta need the title for…. uhhh, my friend? She likes questionable stuff like this. (it’s me, I’m the friend)(no, I’m actually not)(or am I….)

[@alpyki2588]

@@luuuuux_ For the Wacky Inflatable Arm Tubman story, its All That is Solid Melts Into Air by Les_gnossiennes. Its from the POTO (Phantom of the Opera) Crack Week 2020, based mostly on the original book and a bit of Susan Kay's fanfiction book, but I'd say they shouldn't have to read either to understand it. No naughty bits from what I remember either so they should be able to read it at work. As for the doorknob SCP its RPC-7143-J . It used to be on the main SCP site, but they removed it a long time ago. It is probably best not to look at that article while at work.

[@itsdivyag]

their mind...

[@niftyskyblue]

ok but pls i need to read the ‘reincarnated as a wacky inflatable tube man’ story, elaborate?

[@psychott6]

We're waiting

[@MaidOfPasta]

One time I found a visual novel where a tiramisu turns human for a day. It was amazing 😂

[@itsdivyag]

i love that what happened in it

[@MaidOfPasta]

@@itsdivyagBasically! The best ending is when a kiss turns him human permanently, the bad ending is when he turns back, the silly ending is when he turns back and you just eat him lmao

[@martina6700]

I once saw an anime-style Chinese commercial where a girl ate a pill (as, tic-tacs) and the pill would make a guy appear. They would have a short date and suddenly, the guy would disappear (because she finished the pill) and every pill was a different guy. This comment section reminded me of this, bc it felt like she was dating a pill.

[@marseillejoh]

​@@martina6700sounds like a part of some dystopian sci-fi creation.

[@martina6700]

@@marseillejoh it was a cute romance, but very very short because it was, after all, a commercial. I wish I remembered the name so I could watch it again...

[@aromanticfranziskavonkarma]

Honestly, the door's backstory (the door lore if you will) sounds like pretty plausible Greek mythology from what I know about it

[@donaldduck-oo3yu]

zeuz has no limits

[@Kurare2]

The door lore 😂 Perfect!

[@migratory.114]

your delivery of _'it's zeus'_ at 3:58 is exactly why i've been subscribed for years. your videos are basically every idiotic thing i've ever thought put out as content. thank you for your service, divya. the g stands for goofy.

[@itsdivyag]

here for your entertainment

[@migratory.114]

and much appreciated!

[@Mario_Angel_Medina]

Just remembered a interview with a model long time ago. She was talking about embarracing moments on her carreer and one of them was to when she had to lick a doorknob for a photoshoot... I bet that photographer would had loved this book

[@pyro-millie5533]

That’s illegal on other planets!

[@SteampunkHorse]

I say again, this gives me hope that I can get stuff published too as an aspiring author myself. Because what the fuck is this (and why was the description for the rain and lightning sizzle paragraph so genuinely good)

[@itsdivyag]

vera's writing is p good minus the rushed exposition and use of overused tropes (e.g. passing out mid battle, dreaming exposition) but i'd assume she did that for the bants (also people are really just reading for the spicy scenes let's be real and not about the door's childhood trauma)

[@SteampunkHorse]

@@itsdivyag help I came back to this comment through a notif abt someone liking it and didn't look at the title of the video so as I was re-reading my comment I didn't remember what this book was about and I got completely fucking blindsided when you said "the door's childhood trauma" and remembered that this book was about a fucking door feeling smexual attraction to a human lady 😃🏌‍♂

[@bwooee]

When I was little I had a recurring nightmare that my bedroom door would come to life, chase me down and kill me. So idk, I have trust issues

[@itsdivyag]

the door in this book just wants to protect the love interest so maybe reading it will bring about confusing emotions for you

[@bwooee]

I'll chat to my therapist, maybe it'll help me heal xx

[@Mischief.causes.mayhem]

I now suddenly fear that my bedroom door is in love with me

[@zest7063]

Fear?? S

[@ohitsrusher842]

This book increased the risk for innocent doors everywhere of being harassed💀

[@kavya12kohli]

I once read a strange book that made me question my life choices. It was tentacle entanglement. A book about a girl and an alien octopus. A literal octupus in case you feel like you didn't read that right. 😂😂

[@elihinata1]

I hate that I know exactly what book you're talking about XD

[@itsdivyag]

was it any good

[@kavya12kohli]

@@itsdivyag Oh it was spicy AF. N somehow, it had the same story as this door book. Octopus turns into a man, creepy landlord tries to attack her. N then the struggle. Then happily ever after as the octoman disguises as the landlord after killing him so that, in the world's eyes, she is dating the landlord. Also, did I mention that she called him from the other universe by listening to a meditation KZbin video?

[@mehmeh2255]

@@kavya12kohli what does it say about me that i recognize the plot summary from a different youtubers book review 😔

[@kavya12kohli]

@@mehmeh2255 Oh? I saw a fanart of this book and was wondering how? So I read my first ever animal-human smut 💀

[@marionapina]

Why is this door Ken, from the barbie movie? Patriarchy and all….

[@itsdivyag]

He's going to sell merch saying 'I Am Adoorable'

[@marionapina]

@@itsdivyag omfg i wish🤣

[@haleyc.3530]

This is what barbie was inspired by

[@mildlymarvelous]

The door being Zeus’s son unironically makes everything make sense 😂

[@orionh5535]

I once was ranting to my GF about individual rights, and I brought up a British man who was arresred for having relations in his hostel room, with his bike... Now everytime I talk about getting a shiny new bike, my GF looks at me funny

[@itsdivyag]

how did they... find out...

[@Frostfern94]

@@itsdivyagThe noises

[@sst4rscr34m]

​@@Frostfern94 WHAT NOISES?? 😭 WAS THE BIKE ALIVE OR SOMETHING??? 😭😭😭

[@neddles33]

if its a hostel, theres a non zero chance it was a communal dorm...

[@kiannkilledeuronymous]

Door and romance are the last two words I would see together

[@nothingmorethanageminiboar4929]

The door has been opened…

[@MadKatherineXD]

Drys as a name was extra funny to me bc in Lithuanian the word "durys" literally means "doors" 🤣

[@itsdivyag]

omg maybe it was mean to be

[@BlindStarLily]

I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna say what this genre of literature should be called... Ahem... Paradoornail romance I will now take my leave

[@itsdivyag]

bonus raise

[@giuseppeagresta1425]

I'm seeing you everywhere today Maybe I'm just spending too much time on YT comment sections

[@BlindStarLily]

@@giuseppeagresta1425 Felt. I kept running into the same person in comments the other day and it kept pulling me up short and I vividly remember asking myself aloud, “Am I accidentally stalking them?” Curious now though. What videos have you found me in? If you don’t mind my asking

[@MeowMeowKapow]

An important addition to note is that Vera Valentine has also written “Squeak,’ which involves ballon animals instead of… uh… ballooning… uh… ‘animals.’ And if I recall correctly, she’s third cousins with Chuck Tingle, meaning this brilliance clearly runs in their blood.

[@ConfusedRambutan]

her being related to chuck tingle makes so much sense

[@aminishnamedvaati]

22 seconds in and i can already tell "unhnged" is the perfect title

[@itsdivyag]

it's a 10/10 title. no notes

[@swipe_til_you_snooze]

Well the author was given THE perfect opportunity to name her book "Unhinged". (But seriously though A DOOR. You were that desperate that you fell for a DOOR???)

[@itsdivyag]

no bc the title is too good

[@twotruckslyrics]

ive read worse- lamp smut :(

[@swipe_til_you_snooze]

@@twotruckslyrics I'm sorry what-

[@twotruckslyrics]

@@swipe_til_you_snooze you heard me. it was untagged too in a perfectly normal enemies to lovers story that was rated teen and up :))

[@swipe_til_you_snooze]

@@twotruckslyrics If this was in wattpad I'm not surprised because I've read so many books that weren't marked mature and holy shrimp my teenage eyes. But LAMPS? Soon before we know it people will be screwing their pencil cases lmfao

[@darling_astra]

I wrote the exact same story but about a WALL last year I swear to god I found my match 💀💀

[@707-q9c]

If it's meant to be it will be. It *will* be.

[@cutiesimone]

thats crazyyy

[@blue-dabad33]

How does one boink a wall though? 💀💀

[@darling_astra]

@blue-dabad33 we never got past the draft, unlike the tt book so ig we'll never know 🫡

[@blue-dabad33]

@@darling_astra unless you finish it 👀 *slides over $5 *

[@MsGloomyLamp]

Please make it a series. Your suffering will be greatly appreciated 💛

[@itsdivyag]

🫡🫡

[@auliamate]

this is literally just the princess and the frog but if the girl was a normal ass lady and the frog was actually a sentient door. and they fucked EDIT: 11:34 I NEED THE SHREK EROTIC ROMANCE NOW

[@itsdivyag]

shrek on the waaayyyy also... yeah you're right it's more princess and the frog