kissing the coronavirus...

A dramatic reading of the pandemic romance novel about a doctor who was supposed to cure the coronavirus, instead she fell in love with it. If I had to read this so do you.
I love how the cover also looks like my trashy cover design series.
Anyway, this was wild. I can't tell if it's books so bad it's good or just... bad.
Shoutout to girlboss Srushti for adding that medical student's perspective on the book.
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[@how_tragic]

I’ve got to salute the author because this is peak satire, she clearly didn’t spend any money on writing classes, editing or cover art and has made hella bank of people reading this book to laugh at it. AND SHE MADE THREE. Honestly a true #girlboss

[@itsdivyag]

Facts only

[@bubaaaaaaaaa]

I wished the author called it coronacles instead of chronicles 😔

[@kevincairo8917]

@@bubaaaaaaaaa missed opportunity like this hurts but it's hilarious nonetheless

[@aarasko]

TRUEEE

[@ohnomishal]

Miss girl was OUT HERE and wrote and whole ass trilogy during a pandemic. The dedication, the passion! We could never.

[@itsdivyag]

Yeah fr she's out here doing THE most

[@lisakanzira6765]

Alexander Hamilton, move aside, our girl here is writing like she's running out of time 🤩

[@desil30stm]

''Ass trilogy'' sounds like a good way to describe it lmao

[@certified_l0ser]

Fr tho

[@DoraG99]

absolutely obsessed with the way youtube added a covid-19 info banner to this vid lmao

[@itsdivyag]

we only need facts here on this channel

[@DoraG99]

@@itsdivyag I learnt so much about Covid-19 from that book 😜

[@th3mii.926]

The reason why they have a trilogy is because of the corona variants, because they really said kissing the delta variant etc.

[@Catitalaratoncita]

We have too many variants

[@Catitalaratoncita]

We do not need more books 😩

[@elimalnar8262]

Book 2 is called ghe second wave... gurl 😂 and book 3 is like "the new strain of virus but this time make it gay".

[@Catitalaratoncita]

@@elimalnar8262 WAIT WHAT. Repeat please, I no longer understand English. What is the third one called?

[@itsdivyag]

@@elimalnar8262 she really said SAPHHIC VIRUS

[@ordinarydream3r]

gurl i feel like u should be owed financial compensation for going thru this…that being said i need ur commentary for the next two books lmao xD

[@itsdivyag]

Coming up once I recover 👌😩

[@-megaera9628]

Oh my I love your videos! Would like divya and u to collab someday :3

[@hdlamon]

gurl, when you read "ovaries clashed together like cymbals" I am deceased 💀

[@desiparakrama1851]

Five star reviews courtesy of that farmer dude's cross-eyed, now un-cross-eyed son, because we all know that he wasn't really seeing 1080p when he gave the 5 star rating.

[@itsdivyag]

LALALALALQLWLWKWKW

[@ranttime8830]

“She was one of the best scientists around” well that explains why we’re still in quarantine. She’s the best they got

[@thorified1234]

☠️

[@herlocksholmes-uv5qw]

It's nice seeing what happened in the background of Pfizer's headquarters ❤

[@itsdivyag]

We got a real deep dive scoop inside

[@nallyaaaaaa]

i do not need to be reading this two weeks after i was vaccinated 💀

[@aarasko]

HELP EHAT

[@i.j.morrow4925]

I can't be the only one who looked at that cover and thought this was another graphic design video

[@itsdivyag]

PLEAAAASE

[@VocaloidThalia]

This writer is everything I want to be

[@itsdivyag]

She is the MOMENT

[@_noctivagus_]

Whether this trilogy was a troll or not, I hope she got her bag bc it made me laugh

[@subtlefire7256]

I love how it openly says that the author wrote this to pay bills and then the book is just pure trolling hahaha. Guess I'll quit my job, then. Also, that first Doctor Who image hit me unexpectedly. Edit: I paused to read the smutty scene and omg LOVE LOTION!? I need some brain bleach.

[@itsdivyag]

BAHAHAHA

[@itsdivyag]

Dr who ugh we love

[@lordfreerealestate8302]

Since she introduced me to this horror, Divya is paying for my eye replacement surgery.

[@itsdivyag]

I'll be the sugar mom

[@screech5325]

What a masterpiece. Can't never compete with the Simon Cowell fanfiction book that you made cover for some time ago. (If I remember correctly.) 😂

[@itsdivyag]

IM SCREAMING YEAH IT HAD LIKE HARRY STYLES ON THE COVER (maybe)

[@screech5325]

@@itsdivyag Nooo I think It was Simon bc I made joke about writing about erotic idols Y/N fanfic about Simon and use the cover. 😂

[@itsdivyag]

@@screech5325 I've LOST TRACK on who I've put on covers at this point

[@screech5325]

@@itsdivyag Yeah Harry styles, Gordon Ramsey and one of the bts guys (if I remember lol) were on your wattpad cover which was ⭐iconic⭐.

[@itsdivyag]

@@screech5325 next time to put Simon

[@francescakyanda9182]

I laughed SO HARD at the joke about the farm boy being HEALED by this woman's magic

[@kenzahcarstairs5417]

I gave this to me bestie for her 18th birthday..... she told me this was the best gift she ever received

[@itsdivyag]

Wow truly gift giving at it's finest

[@rebecca7856]

The G stands for "Giggling uncontrollably at this thrilling book."

[@itsdivyag]

agree

[@srslydoatm9251]

Who the hell looks at a life threatening viral illness and goes "yup, we need an erotica made about it"

[@hamanu666]

It was a passion that could not be contained by any mere OSHA regulations! The lust was about to go viral! - I’ll see myself out .

[@itsdivyag]

Honestly bestie idk either

[@RubykonCubes3668]

idk mate, the flu never had this kind of priviledge, so i possess some doubts

[@momo-rt9ko]

I’ve read fanfic with better similes 😭😭😭

[@itsdivyag]

The similes here are amazing

[@michellevyanca5280]

Please let this book be satirical. There is just NO way that someone can write that seriously without cringing to Jupiter and banging your head against the wall a few times.

[@sunnyflower9011]

they must be trolling for sure lmao and making money out of it

[@michellevyanca5280]

@@sunnyflower9011 if that's the case then #girlboss and #getthatcoin all the way

[@carolinpurayidom4570]

Yes it is .

[@gnat685]

I also love that on the cover, the mans second hand (on the womans back) is fully white. Like they did not try to colour it at ALL. The effort, the dedication, amazing.

[@i.j.morrow4925]

tbf though i think this is a genius satire... i hope........

[@isthatachicken]

I hope so too😂😅 it feels very sh!t post-y

[@itsdivyag]

Yess it is satire thank god

[@fizafatimaa]

The g also stands for ‘get some medical help alexa’

[@itsdivyag]

She truly.. Has something. I don't know what but its something

[@nananananan4289]

@@itsdivyag bestie's got polydipsia because that right there is unquenchable thirst

[@midnight5163]

I haven't laughed this much in a long time

[@itsdivyag]

Glad you enjoyed it bestie

[@Selena19973]

God the psychic damage in this book is FATAL

[@SaiTheAverageGuy]

The crosseyed farmer’s son part got me laughing so hard😂

[@Zee-so1lu]

I just got vaccinated today and I hope no alexas were involved in the production

[@itsdivyag]

PLEASE

[@syrusangi8743]

I swear I gotta respect the author. My G is just here to cope while hustling to get their coin during the pandemic. Also the mood behind this trilogy is unapologetic comedy n genre trolling with no fucks given. Love it! XD

[@KaimationOffical]

I remember during the pandmic I wrote this comic of viruses going to school and it was called virus high and corona was the main character and she was in love with the flu

[@ohnomishal]

the way I just saw this book on Goodreads today,, you read my mind 🤩

[@itsdivyag]

The universe works in mysterious ways

[@tapititytap]

Comedic genius. This book was beautifully, horrifically written.

[@kenniesaurus27]

Thanks God for Cindy’s video, I did not have to get through this hot mess of a book 😖

[@MikaelaCher]

Not the c00chie being so good it uncrossed someone's eyes I-

[@nallyaaaaaa]

lately, i've been really insecure about my writing. but hey, looks like this cheered me up lol also, about the pipette... don't we all learn how to use lab equipment when we were like thirteen in science class? 💀

[@bluebeka2458]

Alternative title: Woman, formally a doctor, caught the virus and now she's having hallucinations from the fever. I could imagine this being like the aftermath of the story, as her coworker gives her an odd look because they are quarantined with her for some kind of reasson.

[@hdlamon]

I would literally pay good money to listen to divya do audible for these bad smut books 🤣🤣🤣

[@debzykvids]

First heard about this through Amanda The Jedi and now you're out here reading/reviewing it! This series is the type of fic I'd occasionally find in libraries (especially when volunteering at one years back) so this is quite something! 😂🤣 And oh my gosh, the comparison to Shrek is so accurate!!!

[@haza1169]

Please don't ruin that chopin prelude for me

[@itsdivyag]

BESTIE IM SORRY SKSKS

[@grigotts]

Books like these made me loose my faith in humanity ..... Besides your sass and humour I admire your determination to read something like this. #Respect 👏👏

[@itsdivyag]

Hahaha thank you sm

[@internetslothh]

this was an EXPERIENCE i might start writing crazy amazon covid erotica. just for the sheer chaos

[@itsdivyag]

Honestly girlboss your way to it

[@lol-we6su]

this editing SOOO GOOD to be UNDERATED..

[@itsdivyag]

LOV U

[@lol-we6su]

@@itsdivyag LOV U TOOO

[@destinyheath6583]

I love how she just trolled the shit out of everyone lol. Literally way to go girl boss

[@sanderengelen9140]

“He filled her up with love lotion” I’m sorry, since when was Harry Potter involved in all of this?

[@shark_llama]

the g stands for gurtlychund

[@itsdivyag]

good one

[@marina8541]

BESTIEEEE i love that you're doing charity work for us with all these uploads

[@itsdivyag]

CHARITY WORK IM EKWKKWKWKW

[@LadyJenevia]

This is how writers express their stress and anxiety when Tories are trying to privatise the NHS. 😦

[@itsdivyag]

Eugh soon enough it'll be NOT Kissing the coronavirus: can't pay bills

[@j.d.r.617]

I can't get over the "Ashintonford"

[@itsdivyag]

fr what type of private school surname

[@j.d.r.617]

@@itsdivyag the type of private school name that donates copious amounts of money.

[@youraverageintrovert2196]

The way i was wheezing throughout the whole video

[@itsdivyag]

you and dr gurtlychund both bestie

[@coffeejelly520]

The fact that I'm listening to this with a straight face.

[@tapititytap]

I read that whole thing to my friend out loud on the phone

[@christian-br5nu]

i don't know anymore if what i need is therapy or god himself 😭

[@itsdivyag]

REPENT

[@yli386]

3 minutes in and this is already devastating

[@PidgeonPROTECTOR]

Sometimes I wonder wtf I'm doing in life but I see this realise it's so bad after all, if I get desperate I can just write viralerotica

[@itsdivyag]

Honestly she's a genius for this

[@PidgeonPROTECTOR]

@@itsdivyag fr, low key jealous honestly

[@keziaswan56]

The author is self- published, it makes so much sense now 😭😭

[@m.a.g.g.o]

I need to sterilize my eyes after this. 😆

[@itsdivyag]

Get rid of that covid germs

[@talia1293]

after reading gabbie hannas book, this book, i understand and would happily watch you make other content

[@Moonmademedoit]

The fact it exists made me question the nature of my reality. But also nice crackfic vibes

[@vinsterious6192]

Can anyone just please hire the author of this book? 😭😂

[@kimwicks5540]

Love to see you getting back to reading, besting!! Live that intellectual life 😍

[@itsdivyag]

THANK YOU BESTIE. SAME. romanticise reading 😊💄

[@w1th_h0pe]

Enough this remind me of those gacha videos in 2020 where Earth is like crying or something and Corona is trying to comfort it ☹️☹️☹️☹️

[@ivesphillips]

Chuck Tingle who? EL James where? Also, my cat started crying in total anguish, It's probably just his wanting to go outside, but I choose to believe that it's because this book is making him suffer.

[@cocowakey]

Please i need more of this 😭 i cant stop laughing please read the sequels 😭😭😭😭

[@itsdivyag]

😩😩👌 u got it chief

[@doinggreatiswear8683]

Listening to this in 2024 is absolutely wild, kudos to you for making it through the book

[@browncowluver5243]

I have NEVER laughed so hard LMAO i’m subscribing 😂😭

[@cristianamocanu6412]

When you are bored with coronavirus, you have fun with coronavirus. 😉

[@nallyaaaaaa]

man, i feel like sharing this to my parents and relatives who are all doctors, especially my mum who helps treat covid patients... ...and then i realised that i'm not going to do so after seeing what this book is really about, unless i wish to be silently judged till the day i die

[@devikaelakara7884]

I just googled and it says the book was written by a guy named Robert Winters under the pseudonym M.J. Edwards 😭😭 This is insane

[@saorelba]

11:49 "a strong chonk of a finger" i'm scREAMING

[@anongarcia]

ur one of the only youtubers that can get me laughing out loud this much i NEED u to review the rest of this series hahdhshshshs

[@itsdivyag]

TRILOGY REVIEW 😩👌

[@smeastwest]

"That just sounds like a burden to me." HAHAHA!!

[@lila-bp9fl]

your commentary made watching this a million times worthy😀👌🏻

[@daniellel230]

1:20 LMAO NOT SUZIE SHEEP SHE DOESN'T DESERVE TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH THIS

[@itsdivyag]

SKSKKSKSKSKS

[@toast-crunchy5305]

from first glance of the thumbnail i thought this was a shrek fanfic

[@talia1293]

THE VIDEO QUALITY!!!

[@_kessarkana_]

I am trauma -fricking-tized 👁️👄👁️ Ok your shirt reminds me of the ACOTAR book cover lol

[@itsdivyag]

Skksks HOW ITS FISHES

[@_kessarkana_]

@@itsdivyag idek ....it's the colours😭😂😬 I literally saw it and I'm like: " Is that ACOTAR-"😭😭

[@watermelon1433]

Bruh the hand on her waist isn’t even green I- 💀 😭

[@varnikapradhan5261]

bet there is a forth book coming for the omicron variant

[@aznSeddie]

This makes My Immortal deserving of a Pulitzer...☠

[@itsdivyag]

That one is ICONIC

[@andheaventoo]

this video cleared my skin

[@Charlotte-kc1ec]

i call this quality content divya

[@LoserCatStudios]

i assume this is satire but genuinely hope she got her cash. she deserves it

[@astronautsamuel_xxv2295]

as funny as that was, the only thing I found weird was the samplometer, LIKE??? WHAT IS A SAMPLOMETER??

[@itsdivyag]

KSKSKSKSK RIGHT

[@tracysleftlash8648]

I literally scream laughed at this like it has been so long since I laughed at a video like that omfg i laughed the hardest when the girl whose hair was flowing in the wind flew away 🤣 its so hard to write this cause im laughing sho hard

[@honeylavenderbakery]

my condolences divya 🥶 but also this is hilarious

[@coffeejelly520]

This deserves jail, right to jail.

[@medea4751]

"shit. i need to see this in hd." JDJDKDKSKKDJAAAAAAA

[@L0rdOfThePies]

This is shit made me laugh too loud, i think I'd use some of these wild ass similies in my life because THIS SHIT TOO GOOD TO JUST LET GO

[@fatinsabrina]

there is no way this is an actual book. it has to be satire, right? 😧

[@etherealsky7078]

I mean yeah it’s obviously satire. Still funny as hell.

[@itsdivyag]

Yess I think it's just satire but its funny 😩👌

[@hayleypatricia9940]

Omg “LOVE LOTION” I LOST IT I STG

[@isthatachicken]

G stands for girl is Sharebear from Carebears✨✨✨✨✨

[@stormseas]

i’m crying

[@itsdivyag]

Same

[@didi9126]

this is my fall booster

[@Corduroykidd]

I love how the book was like one scene lol

[@boboblueblue2]

Omg please please read the second book!

[@itsdivyag]

Will do 😄🤧

[@candacew2437]

idk why but this book gives me very "written by a man" vibes

[@JayGTheAwkwardBookworm]

I just… I am so intrigued… but also so wtf 😂💀

[@comatose1818]

🐱So good she cures neurological conditions

[@hwanghyunijn]

You just earned a new subscriber 😏

[@itsdivyag]

welcome to the gang 💪

[@jinhaoxie2302]

how are you not big yet?!? Haha x your content is gold x

[@itsdivyag]

haha i wish and thank you sm