I'm not sure how I got here today but I'm glad I did. Haulover 4 Life ✌️
@hoodrobin12383 жыл бұрын
Right I was looking at motorcycles but seing people get pounded look better
@DeanSchumacher3 жыл бұрын
Checkout wavy boats and alfred montainer he lives down there he's the king 👑 of haulover lol
@marioelburro14923 жыл бұрын
Boats have been in my recommendations for the whole day
@atrocious_pr0xy3 жыл бұрын
LOL
@diffened3 жыл бұрын
"Sure, you can sit up front. You'll get the smoothest ride up there and won't get wet at all."
@rogerb56153 жыл бұрын
A chiropractor could make a good living, with a little office on canalside.
@trevorporter45373 жыл бұрын
I know where I’m opening up shop at then!!!!! Great idea! Nailed it!
@TooMuch6373 жыл бұрын
I'm about to buy space for a sign and sell ad's for a Chiropractor. Thanks!
@dmacarthur53563 жыл бұрын
Hahaha I was thinking the same thing! I would have a big ole billboard facing waterside.
@billace903 жыл бұрын
Yes, and a Dramamine salesman too!
@scrapeyhawkins52993 жыл бұрын
A salvage co. ....
@macscotsman513 жыл бұрын
In the 2nd round the captain was not a dude. She is my hero for today. 👍👍👍
@DocStrange13223 жыл бұрын
She ate it up
@surfndeeez3 жыл бұрын
40 ft boat with quad 300s helps...
@snakeplisken41193 жыл бұрын
@@DocStrange1322 and likley has both sore tonsils and knees
@biggsjeep95843 жыл бұрын
I gotta find me a first mate like that!
@snakeplisken41193 жыл бұрын
I'd tap that
@isitbowseason3 жыл бұрын
That last dude pointed at the camera like “dude we are for sure making today’s number 1” 😂
@howabouthetruth21573 жыл бұрын
I've met a few people who sustained VERY serious back injuries from taking a hard landing in a boat running rough water.
@richkeylor7873 жыл бұрын
There are worse things than getting a little wet. Like getting pinballed to the floor when you are old and brittle.
@xspower88993 жыл бұрын
Ridicules carryon, that skipper needs a flogging from grandad.
@f900ex53 жыл бұрын
Indeed what a DF boat driver .. but I bet she never got pounded that bad before 😂
@JoseJuarez-sk6vy3 жыл бұрын
Q-1 rlll
@gimmetop56373 жыл бұрын
fuck yeah, first cavalry. get some brother
@derekolivas69433 жыл бұрын
That first clip was gold !!!
@awakz1003 жыл бұрын
I just discovered your channel! Very satisfying, no sugar coating, no rubbing it in. I'm going to watch more, cheers 👍
@johnr.timmers22973 жыл бұрын
This channel is wildly entertaining. Same style as that 11foot8 bridge
@JulieannesAussiesandFLWildlife3 жыл бұрын
That inlet is no joke. Even on a good day it could windup being a very bad day for an inexperienced captain
@skrapenpennies99473 жыл бұрын
I don't know why I like watching these
@lawrencegolba22443 жыл бұрын
I was in the Navy and on a ship deck at least 20' above the water. In rough seas we were required to wear life jackets when working on deck. Get knocked out and thrown overboard with no vest and you're gone. Same applies to inland lakes as well.
@freddurbin91063 жыл бұрын
Your absolutely right I was in the Coast Guard, in the Seventies, Cape May Coast Guard sent out the 82 Footer the wrong boat to send out, it wasn’t nice as the 82footer has a semi round bottom, not good in rough seas but is a fast boat, full bore it will top 50+ mph. Well we were waiting for the. Franklin to get close to the lightship, with the round bottom and 3-4ft. seas. A seaman was going on liberty for a week, but the Franklin rolled in toward the lightship, the seaman was on the top rung of the jacob’s ladder, and the Franklin cut his leg off below the knee. We got him aboard the 82footer to get him to the hospital, needless to say Brian made back to shore in 34 minutes, and was rushed to the hospital, when I last saw him he had an artificial leg and foot, and was doing quite well.
@MBenz19843 жыл бұрын
You rent a deck boat. You tell them you’re a qualified captain, and then you troll out into haulover. What could go wrong??😂😂
@jerroldpaulsen8763 жыл бұрын
Nothing if you telling the truth about being a captain.
@justgotohm47753 жыл бұрын
Even insinuating everyone that operates a boat is a captain is like insinuating all the super car drivers in South Florida are professional race car drivers, or any kid in a boosted VW for that matter.
@2KCamaroZ28SS3 жыл бұрын
Lol they shouldn't even sell little POS vessels like that
@gavinmcinally84423 жыл бұрын
So do captain's need to be qualified then?
@jmenezdesigns29453 жыл бұрын
@@gavinmcinally8442 no, only charter captains need some type of license, safety certification
@gregj8313 жыл бұрын
Geez! That one dude at the bow was beaten mercilessly into submission. He will not soon forget the butt whupping!
@iainhunneybell3 жыл бұрын
With the last boat, also note the bowline neatly coiled on the foredeck ... you can see it right at the start. Of course that ends up tailing in the water and there’s one place it’s going to head and then they’ll be in trouble
@garylawlor22883 жыл бұрын
😂😂 boats are an excellent way of exposing people whom have more money than common scene.
@ionflow10733 жыл бұрын
Bar crossings are one of the biggest challenges that a mariner will face. I grew up on the water and there are times when I wouldn't even try it.
@bigpicturethinking5620 Жыл бұрын
What are the others?
@ionflow1073 Жыл бұрын
@bigpicturethinking5620 I meant to say "the" not three. Lol There are a lot of hazards on the water. Bar crossings are just one of them. Storms is another one I'm sure there are others that I can't even think of right now. Wow I made that comment years ago. I had to watch the video just to jar my memory. Lol 😆
@NoCompM23 жыл бұрын
This channel is really entertaining. Glad I just stumbled across it.
@alepepperoni25633 жыл бұрын
"Grandma never got up while in our line of sight" It's the small details
@d.bruckner34593 жыл бұрын
Grandma is still in traction .
@cheapskateaquatics71033 жыл бұрын
Grandma went full send to heaven
@alfreddouglass24163 жыл бұрын
I forgot to add, I used to live on an exquisite 65' New York Yacht and Engine house-yacht in Bahia Mar (back in the Fifties (I'm 76 now) and the big deal was to go up to Pompano and watch big sports fisherman trying to come in Hillsboro Inlet. Spectacular! Port Everglades was benign by comparison. In fact Hillsboro was every bit as hairy as Haulover. Now I just teach sailing to potential bare-boat charterers on Buzzards Bay---pretty ideal training ground! Cheers.
@wubuck793 жыл бұрын
I felt like I shouldn’t laugh because a few of those looked like potential serious injuries but I also couldn’t stop giggling.
@jordan27353 жыл бұрын
Hopefully they were critically injured.
@nickp53563 жыл бұрын
Pain is the best teacher. 🤣 Death is the best teacher against repeated stupidity.
@snakeplisken41193 жыл бұрын
@@nickp5356 but not for the practitioner
@thanos98463 жыл бұрын
Darwin, party of one, your table is ready.
@greeneyedwarlock8823 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhhhh, SO MANY MORE Than just "ONE"!!
@lightningstrikestwice63023 жыл бұрын
Now! That's funny! Sad but true!
@Bruce.-Wayne3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@stevebennett98393 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that grandma is still on the floor of that boat til this day.
@philmenzies24773 жыл бұрын
Looked like she got a good head knock! Hope she's ok
@billmcburney17233 жыл бұрын
The operator is always the problem .
@phapnui3 жыл бұрын
they used her as chum whilst fishing
@joshp91853 жыл бұрын
@@philmenzies2477 hope she learned something too
@bbigrocker13 жыл бұрын
LOLOL,,,,,,,,,,,Hey we may be related! I'm a Bennett as well!
@dallinmask70383 жыл бұрын
Who wants to see broncos guru make a pass through Haulover?
@rvaccare3 жыл бұрын
The person above makes a good point. C'mon Broncos, let's see what you've got!
@davidalejandro84703 жыл бұрын
I wanna see it. My money is on Broncos Guru...
@greygoose4x463 жыл бұрын
Broncos guru ... the kind of guy to put a life jacket on the bow line when going through haulover!
@jb-il3vh3 жыл бұрын
My moneys on haulover regardless what Mr pointless is in...
@grantgauvreau27443 жыл бұрын
“Grandma takes a pounding”
@xJeremySx3 жыл бұрын
This channel is hilarious, I love it. Please never stop
@zstrode.89533 жыл бұрын
"She's taking a absolute pounding" 🤣
@hiyo91443 жыл бұрын
3:20 that amount of cake is uncalled for🥵
@evan86543 жыл бұрын
Looolll
@CH-bi8ug3 жыл бұрын
Cake is meant to be eaten
@CH-bi8ug3 жыл бұрын
@@SammyJoeLouis Someday after you have grown up and taken responsibility for yourself you will look in the mirror and realize that you don't look great either.
@velveetaslingshot3 жыл бұрын
My family has been in the boat business for over 100 years. Wallet warriors are the lifeblood of the industry! Lol
@randomshortvids31113 жыл бұрын
I never knew such a specific topic could become such a succesful channel
@brotherhoodofgame3 жыл бұрын
KZbin recommendations bringing some good channels
@bearblackhawk9362 Жыл бұрын
These thrashings were hilarious. All three of them the first one looked like a pinball. Way too funny. . 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@geraldevans25353 жыл бұрын
Grandma took quite a shot to her head. Hope Captain Moron didn’t kill granny.
@luisvillarreal52623 жыл бұрын
Everybody in the bow a gangsta, till the poundings begin. LOL
@madrx23 жыл бұрын
Wavy and Broncos, The two best channels on youtube working together!! Yess!
@cgilleybsw3 жыл бұрын
What amazes me is how fast all of these boats are moving... no collisions?
@Samurai784203 жыл бұрын
The last one is a perfect example of how to screw up "getting laid because you have a cool boat."
@MTeeBe3 жыл бұрын
Honestly, I think we gotta hand the boats the W in the final round. They were all adults and their actions seemed intentional to have some fun. Everyone is a winner when you're having fun!
@TheWabbit3 жыл бұрын
If you consider bumps and bruises, possible spine injuries fun then sure.
@MTeeBe3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWabbit ok boomer. keep your kids in bubble wrap and never let them play outside.
@TheWabbit3 жыл бұрын
@@MTeeBe I hope you don't have kids or a boat. If you can't tell the difference between fun and severely injuring someone you're a bigger idiot then I think you are!
@MTeeBe3 жыл бұрын
@@TheWabbit so my parents and all parents who let kids do extreme sports where severe injury is common are idiots? I've broken multiple bones doing biking. Doesn't make my parents idiots, there's just an inherent risk with some activities.
@TheWabbit3 жыл бұрын
@@MTeeBe Trying to see where I said that... Oh I didn't because the two aren't even close. There's a difference between someone who breaks horses and putting your Mom on an unbroken horse.
@craig2e463 жыл бұрын
Some of those smaller boats i wouldn't even take out on Lake Erie.
@o9rgeronimo9793 жыл бұрын
Lake Erie is no joke
@garythesquidsquid77793 жыл бұрын
Id do this before i went to lake erie
@christopherschissler85323 жыл бұрын
@@garythesquidsquid7779 don't tell floriday people, they think they are special
@agreatpineapple22013 жыл бұрын
Lake erie is scary as hell.
@ccecchini83553 жыл бұрын
Sure is, drove in both, both scary
@RJGJR3 жыл бұрын
You can tell the last boat really had no idea what they were doing in a boat! The loose lines and fender hanging off the front cleats is alway a dead giveaway that these boaters have no clue about boating!
@mikehodges65983 жыл бұрын
Got that right.
@KenshinAE823 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I got here.. I don't have a boat and I don't even know to swim but sure looks entertaining 😅
@UFOguy133 жыл бұрын
i have lived in south florida my whole life and just discovered your channel. keep up the good work.
@Captain-Awesome3 жыл бұрын
Why can’t I stop watching these videos 😎
@djs34843 жыл бұрын
That last boat with the guy in front while they're taking on water, they are so very lucky that boat didn't completely swamp. The last hits looked like it wasn't going to pop back up.
@kvedwards19713 жыл бұрын
LMAO, that first getting SLAMMED and hurt was HA-larious
@eadecamp3 жыл бұрын
Me at 21: YEEE HAAAAH!! Me at 57: Screw that, I'll drive over the bridge.
@discount85083 жыл бұрын
shes gonna be ok............as long as hospital staff dont move her suddenly
@markstrow69923 жыл бұрын
Not sure why I'm here watching this channel... again... big waves, small boats yuup
@whburton13 жыл бұрын
I don't know how I landed here but subscribed 35 seconds in LOL
@MakerInMotion3 жыл бұрын
How did youtube know I would enjoy this? I've never watched a boating video in like 14 years. I feel like a laboratory mouse.
@PaulLinks13 жыл бұрын
The deck boat is damn lucky that the dock lines didn't get wrapped in the prop. Bring in the fenders and dock lines people.
@mikehodges65983 жыл бұрын
He'd been screwed then. Pun intended. If you don't give the sea the respect it deserves it will kill you.
@ynech3 жыл бұрын
Wonderful video.
@jasonworrell92433 жыл бұрын
grandma got clapped
@truman48533 жыл бұрын
Maybe grandma has dementia and they were looking for the “accident”
@jamessantagati49993 жыл бұрын
Great find. I worked at the Harbour House South as a cabana boy in 1974. This was my daily view. Mostly uneventful. But some days just like this. It was a great place to fish. I caught my first tarpon here. Haulover Beach was a hot surfing spot.
@TastierBackInThe80s3 жыл бұрын
The Red Top captain proves you don't need power to party.
@jasonscarrotts5773 жыл бұрын
Red Top LEGEND
@chrispybattyone59373 жыл бұрын
What’s Red Top ?
@GethinJames3 жыл бұрын
Oh man - grandma should have been in the back. BrUTAL
@snowstar35603 жыл бұрын
"But instead she wind up taking a massive pounding"
@Tavarahissi3 жыл бұрын
Must be one of "those" cruises... 🤔
@bbigrocker13 жыл бұрын
ROFLMAO!!!, What EXACTLY was on your mind???????? HA HA HA HA HA
@glastonbeary92333 жыл бұрын
That black and orange midnite express tho...i sell my soul for that
@redzoom78573 жыл бұрын
That last boat was ridiculous to even be attempting to come through there smh.
@timyarrow88443 жыл бұрын
0:50 - Grandma got her bell wrung. Some lessons are learned the hard way.
@whitehorserider25723 жыл бұрын
That Haulover is a real ballbuster I'd say
@shevetlevi28213 жыл бұрын
Good observations and I love dropping the hook at Haulover's sandbar or spending the night in FIU cove. I was once coming out of Hillsboro Inlet, another inlet known to be bitchy at times. It was my wife and I on our Chaparral 240, a 24ft. express cruiser. As soon as we left the Inlet we encountered 4 foot swells. These are not normally unsafe for this boat but definitely not enjoyable. The problem that day was how closely spaced they were, if I remember less than the length of the boat which was like a bucking bronco. I was definitely anxious but waited but a break in the sets and quickly turned back to the inlet, rode the back of a swell and mercifully re-entered the inlet and safety again. After that day I always made passengers wear a pfd when traversing an inlet.
@johnblecker42063 жыл бұрын
Much better then most boat videos.
@ColtonBlumhagen3 жыл бұрын
This is my new favourite channel
@justdoingitjim7095 Жыл бұрын
Those Seavee boats are sooooooo smooth!
@j-brock72983 жыл бұрын
That Black qnd orange Midnight Express I a bad ass gorgeous vessel that's a million dollar boat
@MrMensa1413 жыл бұрын
Been there and done that. Bad there but worse are the popup thunderstorms. Getting caught off shore in a 20 foot boat during one of those will age you a few years!
@riverakers3 жыл бұрын
This is why we watch!
@jjwalter58973 жыл бұрын
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
@twotatanka53963 жыл бұрын
Watching simple people with money being so simple is just amazing
@ValensBellator3 жыл бұрын
Lol well most of these boats aren’t bank-breakers and are more middle-class. The real rich people have vessels that clear this inlet with ease. I’ve watched people navigate inlets in Boston Whalers though, so it mostly comes down to experience and know-how.
@orlandeuce65673 жыл бұрын
KEY WEST: oh s**t hold tight!!! STARCRAFT MDX 221: oh s**t hold tight!!! MINIGHT EXPRESS: hold my beer
@davemelzer1853 жыл бұрын
Yer.. Hold my beer while i put some sun screen on. 🌞 👍😊🍺
@Oxibase3 жыл бұрын
Those Midnight Express boats are so cool to watch. They all cost more than my house.
@DamplyDoo3 жыл бұрын
Quad engines on a boat make me happy
@MrDeath-en6ov3 жыл бұрын
One time I was at Jones beach inlet ny and I saw a 17ft-18ft deck boat in 7ft-12ft waves
@mikehodges65983 жыл бұрын
Idiots. Did the Coasties have to come rescue them?
@og-um4tv3 жыл бұрын
That midnight express! 😍😍😍
@Dustin-tt4gx3 жыл бұрын
Another great one
@ChuckD593 жыл бұрын
3:16 Making it look easy? Looks like a lot calmer seas to me!
@philmenzies24773 жыл бұрын
Waited for the tide. A lot of these boaters could learn "a LOT" if they just spent a few hours watching the conditions form 1 hour before TOT to 1 hour after
@braydenblackard86253 жыл бұрын
I love this channel
@RaoulDukeSr3 жыл бұрын
I'm constantly amazed how many unintelligent lunatics are out on the water ! It would be like every 16 year old new driver on the road with a Maserati 🚤
@hiawathafilms3 жыл бұрын
Midnight express be like…SCREW U HAULOVER!!!!
@alfreddouglass24163 жыл бұрын
Having lived on boats and sailed thousands of miles, I am always convulsed when I see the combination of inexperience and lousy boat design interacting. My buddy used to have a pair (in sequence) of those superb 1929 Chris Craft Commuters. They had deep, convex V hulls. Repeat: CONVEX deep vees. 25-30 knots into stiff SW (25 knots) winds on Buzzards Bay. All we did was gentle cleaving of the 2-4-foot waves. Sent spray WAY to the side. No pounding. The reason the new deep-vees are straight-sided is to prevent these yahoos from broaching. They just don't know boat-handling. You can have all the speed you want---you'll still pound your molars out. More moronic is the concept of using BALSA wood in sandwich hull and stringer construction! Brilliant. The combination of imbecility and water is always hysterical......
@jere25923 жыл бұрын
Lol great channel. Love the commentary
@emilnagl3 жыл бұрын
Idk what I’m watching, but I like it
@livepositive20583 жыл бұрын
I cant help but lmao watching that boat at 1:05 when they slow down man these people going out of this inlet are taking a hell of a ride 😂
@MiamiSpartan13 жыл бұрын
My first apartment in Miami overlooked the inlet from Bay Harbor Island. That is some crazy surf
@gordonquigg93893 жыл бұрын
One of the major golden rules in boating is, never be in the front of a boat when you are going fast, it's rough, and the boat is hitting waves. That is the most harmful place to be. The safest place to be is in the back half of the boat, preferably at about 1/4th of the way up from the transom, or back end. That is where the boat goes up and down the least.
@redriders71493 жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh man. Grandma took a left right left and then just dropped. Ouch!!!!!!
@toddhunking63363 жыл бұрын
LMAO! Grannie was a pinball!
@snownek-62363 жыл бұрын
Serious question is it deep enough to run along the far side jetty and cut out along the swimming area cans. Always looks calm, to Avoid all that garbage
@sonofrobert3 жыл бұрын
You should do Boats vs The Columbia Bar. The graveyard of the Pacific.
@larsjorgensen29113 жыл бұрын
There would be lots of good content, but it’s less pleasant to stand out there filming in 40 degrees and sideways rain than Florida! Haha
@sonofrobert3 жыл бұрын
@@larsjorgensen2911 Yes, agreed. And constant drizzle coming down..lol Cheers
@kendrury91082 жыл бұрын
The first lady got worked so hard!
@rona86633 жыл бұрын
Great video Broncos... thanks man... really enjoy your commentary.
@jordanw86923 жыл бұрын
Looks like someone was trying to get their inheritance early with grandma
@robertmurphy30143 жыл бұрын
This is how I drive boats in Grand Theft Auto.
@user-jt1jv8vl9r3 жыл бұрын
The boat of the 4th round came out on a much calmer sea.
@crazifyit3 жыл бұрын
I love this guy's voice!
@briansd27723 жыл бұрын
Looks like some real fun.
@aaron2k23 жыл бұрын
That B Boats like a Boss.
@degrootd23 жыл бұрын
If the last captain sees this, You stuffed the bow because you have no idea how to use trim, that motor should have been trimmed way up but you had it all the way down. Trimming down keeps the bow down, rough seas, get your bow up, trim the motors up to do it!
@gehlen523 жыл бұрын
Granny was hull-pummelled.
@petemiller5193 жыл бұрын
Q : Why is Grandma shorter and walking funny today? A : 0:41