This Book Is Kind of Messed up | The Boar Princess Genshin Audiobook

[@emmik946]

Boar Princess to wolf pup: “You look so hungry! I'll feed you!“ Her fox and turtle advisers/family who came all this way to the middle of nowhere to help her: “But princess, we're in the middle of a frozen tundra; there's no food here!” Boar Princess: *Looks closely at them*

[@missyureiii]

Yoooo…that ending was so twisted and dark I never saw it coming even though the clues were all there 😭

[@mikotokayano009]

Same. Im scared. did the writer take some drugs or somethin 💀

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Probably lol.

[@Khazziecally]

@@mikotokayano009 No. Mondstadt is literally based off Germany. So uhh..still surprised?

[@turtlebowl]

I wonder how many of these sorts of stories in genshin are actually based on things that happened in the game world or were just results of horror writers being horror writers XD. This was a really cool video

[@lechungus1832]

Probably most of them are. Except for stories that are written by writers like xinqui and yae.

[@alex_3593]

@@lechungus1832 I am still confused. In game, it's Xingqiu. But in the comments, they are always spelled Xingqui.

[@joisaita6522]

@@alex_3593 lol those are typo why even bother looking the spelling in the comments

[@alex_3593]

@@joisaita6522 Because I see so many people write it that way

[@christieslays4807]

I believe this one specifically had happened in game, considering the boar king in dragonspine

[@takotakotakotakotako]

Help I can't tell if the princess got corrupted by the hunger inflicted by the storm spirit or if she's been a psycho from the start

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Its hard to tell… I kind of think it was always her plan? Since she formed her plan right after the turtle said his bit about Sacrifice….but geeeez

[@cocoabeanzwantstopuzzle]

“The clever Boar Princess knew right away what she had to do” yeah nah she was always a crazy mf

[@haseotod2251]

Thank you for this. Now I shall purposely hunt boars in the game with the same gusto as Timmie's pigeons to avenge the foxes of Teyvat.

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Yo. Me too lol.

[@bizarreworld2510]

And turtles

[@cum4044]

@@bizarreworld2510 wait there no turtles in game

[@connerstewart7155]

@@cum4044 that’s because the princess ate them all 💀

[@cum4044]

@@connerstewart7155 but in the story she only ate one

[@krys9463]

That note at the end made me laugh harder then it should have 🤣 I'd probably say the same thing after reading that ending.

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Lol! It’s. SO. Messed. UP!

[@WalesRebel]

This was the first Genshin Book I read, and after that, I never touched a book ever again

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Maybe not the best one to start with lol

[@stephaniel3998]

Same, I recently compiled all of them and decided to read them. Worst mistake to read them at night too. I thought this was suppose to be a children’s book😅😅

[@hisyammarzuqi55]

​@@TeyvatHistoria thanks goodness my first is about water spirit in a lake

[@daydream10.18]

​​@@stephaniel3998 could you recommend some books in-game that would be worth reading?

[@stephaniel3998]

@@daydream10.18 I haven’t gotten around to reading all of them, but everything else should be fairly okay

[@Mentleif]

What in the actual hell? I do have to say that that betrayal caught me completely off guard, and I didn’t expect it

[@Nameless422-]

ah yes, this book. I remember reading it and then staring at Parsley and Rosemary thinking "why the heck would you call each other Boar Princess and Wolf Pup like they were cute nicknames in your dialogue, what is wrong with you that ending was messed up >__>...."

[@luscarkii]

...WAIT A MINUTE

[@alfieomega]

people call each other their Romeo and Juliet, or Zeus and Hera, or Cleopatra and Antony all the time

[@psychosam4736]

This is r/holup material wtf. I thought the wolf was just gonna eat them, but it was SO much worse 😭

[@TeyvatHistoria]

LOL! holup indeed xD

[@jessiellanes3004]

I have to agree that this should not put into the library of monstadt

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Lol for sure

[@shivambhattacharya3039]

That's why I stole all the volumes

[@minglifeng2862]

Hell the boar princess could be an analogy for the traveler for all we know, because of the companions becoming literal emergency food.

[@luscarkii]

Remember an NPC couple outside Mondstadt's city gate, Rosemary and Parsley? They call each other "Boar Princess" and "Wolf Pup". I wonder what their backstory is.

[@justsomeguywithgreenhair]

Lol I remember first time reading it because the name sounded funny. Then I saw that this was a famous children story book in mond. I was even planning to tell that story to my little brother but decided to read ot beforehand. Boy I was glad that I did. What a kid friendly book lmao!

[@livonsaffron8874]

Lmaooo not you wanting to tell the story tp your sibling. This reminds about the fact that a lot of children's tales like The Sleeping Beauty were actually changed for the children. Maybe you can tell your brother an alternate ending and then tell him the real one few years later.

[@bizarreworld2510]

New challenge: Avenge Teyvats Foxes and Turtles! On a different note, this story reads like how a story written by a scornfull person about their ex or bully would sound like.

[@shw77]

so this is why paimon says the boar princess is "not suitable for children" LOL the name makes it sound like a children's book

[@zalix5626]

The first time i read this my mind went from Deepest Lore to Weirdest Lore.

[@nira09i]

Yo, I know these videos are getting way less views than your usual videos, but I appreciate this so much, I love it, thnx for this

[@TeyvatHistoria]

They are, but These books needed to be shared and I’m glad to do it.

[@fatuusdottore]

@@TeyvatHistoria I appreciate it as well!

[@Skylancer727]

I like it how in the Traveler's quote on the restricted section Paimon comments how messed up this book is. XD

[@TeyvatHistoria]

She’s NOT wrong.

[@kurokoro8615]

Ngl after I heard her talked about it, I immediately read the whole 7 volumes of the book. And to no surprise, it is indeed messed up.

[@coffeelatte141]

With the arriving of version 3.5, it's implemented that the author of this book, is a hexenzirkel member with codename M, the other are klee's mom, mona's master, rhinedottir, the late J and some more, in total there are 8 of them.

[@dragonsmash3r]

As supposedly messed up as this is, it's kind of par for the course when it came to Germanic fairy tales. It sort of feels like they tried to emulate that old style of horrifying and sometimes twisted morals.

[@vazzmatazz]

This. People keep forgetting that.

[@ChaosFlute]

Wow. Just wow. I remember reading the first few volumes in-game, but I guess I never went back after getting them all. You did a really great job with the various animal sounds and voices!

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Thanks :D

[@snudoooftheweafwings2707]

THE AMOUNT OF WEIRDNESS AND MESSED UP IN THIS BOOK EXCEEDS THE LIMIT when I read this book, I really didn’t know what to feel about the employee who decided to write this book…

[@TeyvatHistoria]

I think the idea was to create something akin to old German fairy tales which often ended in similarly dark or horrific ways.

[@snudoooftheweafwings2707]

@@TeyvatHistoria oh- it’s nice that they’re trying to base it off of reality I guess, but I was really weirded out after reading it :’) wonder what kids are supposed to learn from this…

[@AdGuGeHo]

@@TeyvatHistoria like real German fairy tail and not disnay

[@TeyvatHistoria]

@@snudoooftheweafwings2707 I still suspect the tale is based on the events that culminated in the Tsaritsa’s frozen heart… totally speculative atm tho.

[@snudoooftheweafwings2707]

@@TeyvatHistoria that would be really cool, but why would it be a mondstadt fairy tale and not snezhnayan?

[@kittenhero568]

I thought some of the dialogue and world quests were messed up but this takes the cake

[@erikboncoref.7020]

Somehow this Boar Princess sounds to me like a member of the Lawrence Clan...

[@arsonisfine]

I was laughing at the voices and then it just decided to be demonitized at the end

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Huh?

[@pewpewpew1834]

I remember reading this and going into absolute shock after that twist.

[@coco19173]

I was reading this aloud to my sister and at some parts I was COMPLETELY stunned like… WHAT. WHEN THAT ONE PART CAME UP ABOUT THEM BECOMING FOOD I WAS LIKE “HOLD UP. they aren’t for real right?”💀 oh my gosh AND I DIDNT EVEN READ THE FIRST PART ABOUT IT BEING ABOUT friendship, love and death. I AM blind. I DIDNT EVEN NOTICE IT UNTIL THE END OF THE STORY.

[@elknolasshrineofraja3966]

🌸😹It could said do oddities tale, that though sometimes disturbing, it always makes for the most riveting piece to glue the audience (myself included).😹🌸

[@Azooshiii]

Have you done the pale princess and the Six pygmies?? Cause I'm looking for you input of that Hella theories there too

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Canon wise only one volume of that boom exists. The others were released with leaks, so I’ve long avoided those books as I do not discuss leaks here. Until the other 5 or 6 chapters release in the game itself and this provide me with more to discuss than just what’s in vol 1 I’ll be holding off on that one.

[@bang-naim]

Vol. 7: "All the sacrifices made out in the frozen plains were not in vain" The winter lazzo ...

[@yanso4425]

THANK YOU FOR READING. ahhhhh. I asked for this some time ago. Thank you la.

[@mirainelaplace]

Okay this one's plot twist at end is so nasty naniii

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Ikr. When I first read it a long time ago… I was like… WTF

[@zerochan9895]

Finally there's video talk about this book 😂😂😂 it's kinda dark one 😂

[@TeyvatHistoria]

SO DARK

[@Skylancer727]

Funny enough even Paimon in game comments about it being messed up. It's in the Traveler's quotes for "The Restricted Section".

[@kboombite]

The oinks are killing me

[@joisaita6522]

My face literally went some wtf Chinese meme face in the end 🤣 Thank you so much for reading these books I'm kinda lazy to read by my own 😂

[@robertmelconde8151]

yes another genshin book's story and I hear corpse voice

[@LilMizRandom09]

As soon as I started playing the new theatre event I knew I needed a refresher on this story

[@vanta9378]

I love the pig sound effects lmao

[@_.c3xc4._]

3:17 WHAT THE HECK TEYVAT WHYYYYYY IS THIS SERIOUS??????? AM I IMAGINING THINGS!??!!??!!

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Looool

[@lafisk9906]

I wish the books series can come back it was a unique idea and a really interesting thing to watch

[@LavenderViolet00]

Oh my God the twist at the end..

[@sami_keren]

Make a video "ningguang net worth".

[@natkaye2776]

'Wolf Pup' makes me wonder if there's a connection to Arundolyn and Rostam... And... well, damn, I guess that's an ending.

[@Yoshimitsuzero]

...🥲 Why did I wake up to this? But Teyvat Historia uploaded, so I'm happy.... .but sad.

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Lol!

[@Cj-tu7jj]

Grandpa turtle said that "friendship demands sacrifice, No friendships come without sacrifices".💀💀

[@DonNekorio]

Well, monstad is Germany, so this story suits just well.

[@duoname3]

Still not get over the ending from the first time i read this lol.

[@minglifeng2862]

The wolf pup is definitely Andrius but who can the boar princess be? I don’t definitely don’t think it’s the Tsaritsa like the description suggests it’s definitely very Mondstadt-centric for me come on. Is the boar princess Decarabian or Venti or whoever was ruling Mondstadt when Venti was taking his centuries long naps. Why do I feel like it can actually be Venti though.

[@minglifeng2862]

Must be something that happened when Andrius unalived his physical body

[@txr456]

This was awesome, ty so much! You do such a good job with these

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Thanks a lot!

[@rollandibrahim4277]

I think the takeaway is that, if you have a female friend falling in love with a bad boy and wanting to save him, just stay away from her. Otherwise you will be sacrificed. But damn, this is traumatizing.

[@darkomiku8902]

Yeah this is what they all say "I can fix him. At your dispense."

[@hisyammarzuqi55]

​@@darkomiku8902 toxic relationship addict at the finest.. Represented by the boar princess.. ugh M is such a genius writer..

[@willyexp5394]

Lets go baby, this is what we waiting for!

[@Khira-kj7qc]

@teyvathistoria this story is sooo messed up seriously horrific!

[@_.c3xc4._]

Nah bro you’re so good at this story telling sheesh

[@Badgraphics26]

…..that turned Dark pretty quickly lol

[@TeyvatHistoria]

It sure does lol

[@Skylancer727]

I mean Hansel and Gretel did the same burning a women alive. Pretty common in German folk tales. Where's the fun in telling bedtime stories if it doesn't creep your kids out? XD

[@Umarweeb]

who else came here after recent hexenzirkel lore drop in windblume? Like

[@nikhilhumane5540]

3:11 that voice after the dark bgm was so funny

[@lightningchegg4823]

I really enjoy your videos that go over books

[@_.c3xc4._]

TEYVAT IM SO SORRY I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO JOIN ANY STREAMS OR SUPPORT YOUR VIDEOS IN THE WAY I USUALLY WOULD (spamming comments) BUT I SHALL IMPROVE!!! Do you know when you’ll next be streaming??:D

[@TeyvatHistoria]

It’s been very tough lately due to work and video creation balance issues. I’m thinking Thursday night will be the next stream.

[@_.c3xc4._]

@@TeyvatHistoria okie!! I hope things can get easier for you:,0

[@Ren_rz]

Why does the evil squirrel sound like those dumb star wars droid "Roger Roger"

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Probably because they recorded the voice using a similar voice altering technique

[@squashyputatow]

I Stinken love the dog toy sond efect for the Snorting

[@yanfei4581]

And to think all the Children in Mondstadt knows this book lmaaaaooo

[@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920]

that last part was really screwed up.

[@shivambhattacharya3039]

AAAAAH NOOOOO MY EVENING IS RUINED OH MY HEAVENS THANK GOD ELLA MUSK DIDN'T READ THIS

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Nobody in Teyvat should read this xD

[@shivambhattacharya3039]

@@TeyvatHistoria that's why I stole the books from the library. Sorry Lisa, it had to be done

[@sophie.7897]

isn't this the book the abyss mage had stolen in lisa's story quest? i still wonder why..

[@hisyammarzuqi55]

Isn't the one they stole is"the pale princess and 6 pigmies"

[@voicelessyy_200]

At least now i know what does the fox says ... 😅😅😅

[@TeyvatHistoria]

It’s an old meme sir but it checks out.

[@voicelessyy_200]

@@TeyvatHistoria Thank you sir, and sorry 😅😁🤣

[@PradiftaHernanda]

i just read it here. now i want to play genshin just for killing every boar

[@skybattler2624]

So no wonder why this thing is on the Restricted Section XD It is way too dark...

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Loooool YUP

[@stoplookingatmyname8200]

Here after the hexenzirkel mention in 3.5

[@rambod8008]

I still dont get it why is he called the wolf of the North when he is located in the South of Mond.

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Probably because Mond itself is located in the northern part of Teyvat.

[@Naomi-yh5hr]

You can find his wolf symbol north in the city of Mondstadt, and his temple is north

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Yeah the temple is in the northern part of Mond as well good point.

[@heyyloser3313]

i just read it last night, what a weird ending lmao omg 😭😭

[@kowth9r]

Okay and now I'm terrified

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Me too…

[@yume5706]

I really.... Didnt expect that🗿

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Nobody does xD

[@HHH-rf2hv]

Teyvat creepypasta

[@kboombite]

Ooo messed up lore!

[@_.c3xc4._]

WHAT IS THIS BOOK TEYVTA WTSTSDTFFTTFY

[@antsensei1481]

I'm really desperate to know what song is this 5:30 - 6:10 anyone knows what it is?

[@Sarah-rj3fh]

The song is Tender strength

[@_.c3xc4._]

HAHAHAAHHA WHAT WERE THOSE LIKE BOAR NOISES OR SOMWRHONG AHAHAHA WHAT TEYVAT WHATTTTTY

[@latioshunter]

Huh.....maybe not so great as a children story.

[@Disorder2312]

The time it got recommended to me, this video has 666 views.

[@lagrangewei]

everything is edible if you try hard enough.... =)

[@ursmarrings27]

Greetings from Windblume!

[@chenchen6150]

Paimon was right why the hell this book is not into the restricted section.

[@fakelawchannel3026]

Yo.. what the hell?

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Fair lol,

[@fatuusdottore]

Lmfao. It has such a cute title too.

[@lali4794]

That was...

[@Son_Milton]

That’s f*cked up!

[@anonymousjanedoe]

I- um damn..

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Right?

[@anonymousjanedoe]

@@TeyvatHistoria yeah..um nice videos btw

[@Picking.a.name.is.hard1]

AYO WHAT THE FUCK?! 😂

[@ahamadsemiyan7760]

The witches are really messed up.

[@hisyammarzuqi55]

Two curse... One is the witch squirrel cursing the pup and second is the boar princess agreement to the wind spirit..

[@ahamadsemiyan7760]

@@hisyammarzuqi55 the witch I mentioned here is the Author of this book code named M.

[@_.c3xc4._]

I hate that #genshinimpactboar and #genshinimpactlore rhyme. Did you do that on purpose?

[@TeyvatHistoria]

Maaaaaaybe xD

[@kentstark3104]

Well, WTF! 😳😳😳

[@wannabecatboi]

Dang

[@echoingicyflames4903]

Wtf

[@minglifeng2862]

Eh, I feel like I’ve read more messed up fairytales as a kid.

[@lovemyself217]

You are German right?

[@johanliebert9110]

Early

[@AM22Salabok]

What the fuck