This character is IMPOSSIBLE online

[@icarusmarioFAN]

The total watch time of the Elite Smash series as of this episode (April 15th, 2022) is now 31:27:07, or 1887.11 minutes. 1187.11 minutes equals 78.62 anime episodes at 24 minutes per episode. It says a lot about anime that I have three shows I wanna watch and I haven't watched any of them yet because this series is better than anime.

[@samuelpartin4505]

How did you have time to calculate this?

[@tsb4]

Alpharad Deluxe has nothing on One Piece's length

[@landios9555]

this on top of mario party because lets be honest youre watching mario party AND smash and that is 49:29:52 or 2,969.867 minutes this shit is getting close to the markiplier all fnaf content playlist

[@icarusmarioFAN]

@@samuelpartin4505 I add the times with each new video that comes out. I started this back in like November

[@anautomatedbot5373]

78 episodes breaks up into 6 seasons of 13 episodes each. Can’t wait to see what Jacob has in mind next season!

[@the_bubbas1]

Can we talk about the fact that wasn’t the same Ken. They were just bullying a random guy for no reason other then the fact he was Ken.

[@eumorpha876]

deserved for playing ken tbh

[@JiggyJacob]

As they should

[@lamsonphan]

@@eumorpha876 ayo whats wrnog with playing ken

[@trashhuman8458]

@@lamsonphan if you don't know the answer your the problem

[@lillylyantha]

@@lamsonphan thanks for sharing!

[@Average-Tomboy-Enjoyer]

It's great to see Jacob posting on his main channel again. The side channel is cool and all, but Deluxe is where it's at.

[@lousyplanet7914]

Hit

[@nicorobin3691]

Whatever

[@Spo0kl]

thats a hit

[@dotmp3883]

Nico Robin is definitely a miss here

[@Koro27]

I agree, dotMP3

[@roniusadethel9768]

I was terrified that Jacob was gonna lose that Pit round.

[@lavagirl1]

You could say I would have been….. An Icarus moment

[@atwistedb]

He flew too close to the sun

[@stfu_b4and0n]

@@lavagirl1 DUDE THIS IS A HIT

[@scarlet7960]

@@lavagirl1 that was a funny comment! Thanks for making me laugh!

[@derphunk5338]

11:48 Hearing Altrive mention semicolons made my heart skip a beat lmao.

[@Tonjit41]

Semicolons are goated if you realize you can put them basically anywhere.

[@briftdoard]

@@Tonjit41 thanks for; sharing

[@Tlaloc1]

@@Tonjit41 i tried that in c and i got a bunch of errors :(

[@bcndooz3294]

same

[@Tonjit41]

@@Tlaloc1 No no. Not in c. I mean for general punctuation.

[@joemkdd]

I love how absolutely elated is when Jacob defeats Pit. He finally overcame the very thing that defined his ego, the man who has plagued him and this series all this time.

[@limon16025]

He flew far enough from the sun. That's character development

[@hooverhoover5]

Did you know that “Greninja” is a combination of the words “gre” and “ninja”. Crazy, huh?

[@YangyChaddyDad]

I thought it was "greni" and "nja"

[@youtub5599]

There's no way this is the real hoover hoover in the flesh

[@mayomust]

wow! this actually makes sense because greninja is both gren and a ninja! wow!

[@mayomust]

liked

[@PROPLAYEN]

did you know greninja is a combination of kat and ana

[@GuuchReborn]

The mario typing series would be 10% new reactions to game and 90% jawsh

[@Bagel920]

I love Greninja, and his famous words “Greninja” -Greninja 2019

[@landios9555]

true because pokemon didnt exist until smash ultimate dlc fighter 2

[@thekingnoble4124]

@@landios9555 Disagree because pokemon truly didn't exist until character number 69

[@landios9555]

lol i get it so funny wow 😐 youre so creative heres your reddit gold for being so funny and original

[@thekingnoble4124]

@@landios9555 Thank You Kind Stranger!

[@nicorobin3691]

I also think Genshin Impact is overrated.

[@wodwin]

Honestly, this episode wasn’t long enough, I expect a 10 hour long cut of the rest of the characters next time.

[@kwisowofer9872]

Complete with Falco Joe and Ironwill, of course

[@loganchase1377]

"your greninja is kinda nice" *sees 1 hour left in the video*

[@Zoroark_Master]

Well, he switched to Ken

[@pooflinger7]

@@Zoroark_Master YO FKN spoilers....

[@whatastandupguy3050]

His Ken is demonstrably less nice

[@Marabcd315]

Targeting an entirely different Ken because your last Ken cost you a game is a hit

[@notionofavictory4532]

Jacob, Jo, and Dash. I would like to thank you for alerting us # FAMSQUAD to the Crazy Frog discord. I’m not sure if you’re aware, but us famsquad members gathered together in the seven seas, and formed a full discussion around one piece. Together we learned that the one piece isn’t about the treasure, but the hits we made along the way. Thank you guys, from the bottom of the famsquads hearts.

[@sommeone]

1:01:15 Hour long episodes are always a hit. I missed these so much... Alph episode should have been 6 times as long tbh

[@limon16025]

The best part about long episodes is that Jacob always goes "only one game left for elite smash" and there's more than half the video left.

[@Chubby_Bub]

but Alph is so goated he wins instantly, thus making a short episode

[@RandomUser11170]

Ken is definitely IMPOSSIBLE online. Getting him into Elite Smash is like uploading a dotColin video that isn't a 10/10

[@jackwhite49]

I'm sure alpharad deluxe KEN get him into elite smash lol haha

[@RandomUser11170]

@@jackwhite49 True! That's a 10/10 joke

[@jackwhite49]

@@RandomUser11170 now that's a hit!! 😆

[@mult1versal]

@@jackwhite49 Eh, that’s a miss. I didn’t find it funny

[@ariajacobs5719]

@@mult1versal that's a miss

[@lotusdom]

Wow alpharad deluxe, this might be your best upload yet!

[@Platitudinous9000]

it's certainly the longest, if you ignore the longer ones!

[@TyronePebbleson]

@@Platitudinous9000 thanks for sharing❤️

[@TurtonatorGuy]

That Byleth was so much of a bot that it was a Lucina

[@hmmmmmmmmmm_]

Hats of to tyrone the kirby, I hope he grows up into a good functioning member of society

[@Tonjit41]

Functioning member of society is an oxymoron lol

[@kaiseremotion854]

one thing I dislike about "banned for 30 minutes for dcing" is in DBD sometimes the actual GAME servers are unstable and boot you from the game and then gives YOU a dc penalty for THEIR bad servers

[@docs.a.t.7161]

The reverse of that one image of Obama giving Obama a medal. Obama punishing some random guy for Obama.

[@Tonjit41]

Easy. Do not pay for poor online. 🤓 I'm LITERALLY god btw.

[@Nyahahameha]

I remember a couple years back, I left a comment on an Alpharad Plus upload reacting to something Alpha said about Elite Smash not being an accomplishment. I'd been trying my hand at getting a character into it myself at the time, trying to get there "purely through my own skill" with No Items, 1v1 on Battlefield rules, so hearing him write it off struck a nerve, and the comment I wrote went something like "you should be proud of your accomplishments, because if you self-deprecate, it indirectly insults everyone who is trying to accomplish what you have." After realizing that my own compulsiveness was leading me to be unable to enjoy playing Smash Ultimate offline, while the problems with online make it an equally unenjoyable affair for me, I threw the game in the garbage in an act of impulsiveness, not because I necessarily think it belongs there but just to get it out of my life as quickly as possible. Now that I've distanced myself from it, I find myself agreeing that Elite Smash isn't really as big an accomplishment as the game wants us to think it is, and can see that people who point that out aren't just being salty or self-deprecating. The online ranking really is not well designed.

[@Thelamestgamer01]

I did that challenge and beat it so I just play smash with friends cause that’s has my favorite smash moments but I see what your talking about

[@Nyahahameha]

@@Thelamestgamer01 Y'know, looking back at this again after so much time, I think I agree with what I originally said about being self-deprecating. I still don't think it applies to Alpharad, at least not in the instance in which I said it, but it's still a piece of advice I'd follow.

[@eljoel89]

Hopefully there's no double Lucinas waiting for random Greninjas again.

[@dapixelboi3157]

it's so cool to see everyone on alpharad deluxe represented at once at 34:44 jacob, jo, dash and zombie are all there at once and its beautiful

[@AtanoKSi]

No no, seven seas was initially made to talk in pirate language

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

You know what could be a fun series alongside smash bros? A Tux and Fanny playthrough!

[@honorableintent]

Don't you Duel Academy this

[@bluebaldeagle4939]

@@honorableintent It's far too late for that. I have been doing this on every video since November. My life no longer has any other purpose. I have surpassed mortal limitations. I no longer eat, I no longer sleep. I feel nothing but the slow decay of my fragile mortal body, wasting away from the weakness of my flesh. I have long since overcome my humanity, now only the embodiment of sin, waste, and desire. Desire of a Tux and Fanny playthrough, that is! Hopefully it's coming soon!

[@andrew6341]

listen, Tyrone had a plan and he achieved it. Number one Kirby player in his house edit: number one kirby player in his house when his big brother isn’t home

[@EEKH123]

I can confirm there was a terrifying second where I thought he was gonna try to down air the Pit

[@generalguy64x]

"I stopped shampooing my hair every day" What hair?

[@Lord_Anxiety]

WOW ALPHARAD DELUXE, im so glad you guys cleared up all the murder allegations R.I.P. Jawsh you will be missed

[@thedustylocket8466]

Did you know that when you put Kat and Ana together it spells "Greninja".

[@metalapplesus]

As of the end of this video, they haven't unlocked: Dr. Mario, Mewtwo, both Pits, Megaman, Mii Brawler and Gunner, Palutena, and Bowser Jr.

[@drsaltbox]

Finally my favorite series is back. Alpha playing the worst online experience ever plus the best two co-hosts. Love it

[@gameingman9708]

I love the long episodes. Especially when it has Alph in it

[@elitobin]

They should make restock have a harder input to do then a+b so the infants dont take them

[@estebanacostaolivera3232]

Thay should have to input an Electric to take a stock

[@dantevitale5714]

No restock until you perform a potemkin buster and prove you deserve it

[@fanboy3463]

You should do a pretzel motion in order to restock

[@fernandomora4230]

the person with the stocks should press L and R or something if they're willing to share stocks

[@dotmp3883]

You should have to be able to fadc into ultra on every character in one attempt in order to restock.

[@q.of.the.pon.]

omg i just noticed that they started uploading here again today!!!! alpha rad deluxe is like my comfort channel and i’ve been going through a lot lately so i’m so happy there’s new content getting uploaded :) thanks jacob

[@Utopia39onomatoparia]

Yeah but they’ve been gone for a week again which doesn’t sound good

[@smartpistol7325]

I really enjoy the more Longform videos, you guys are just generally entertaining and I can watch for a while and act like I have friends

[@nicorobin3691]

Grrrrrr

[@RGozz]

Awesome, thanks for sharing!

[@jehdro7078]

And when the world needed him the most, he vanished (again).

[@TheTrueBrawler]

Alright, so at some point between the last uploaded episode and this one, 6 characters were unlocked at some point, and 7 characters were put into Elite Smash at some point. Who wants to make bets with me about whether this is a technical issue or several more cases of "we meant to upload this yesterday"? For the record, the exact details for anyone who doesn't believe me are... - Robin, Duck Hunt Duo, and Ken were unlocked. - Dark Samus, Sheik, Meta Knight, and Toon Link were put into Elite Smash. - Mr Game and Watch, Wolf, and Cloud had both happen to them.

[@holymacaroni8478]

cant wait to watch this 10 minute episode

[@ItsWillowOffical]

Well the pain for them has officially started “Salute”

[@holty1314]

Wolf: “I can change the future” Freeza: “I feel like we’ve been here before, have we been here before?”

[@Utopia39onomatoparia]

Bardock lmao that’s what i was thinking

[@EmperorEcho]

17:00 At the start of the battle to 30 seconds in, it shows how people respect 1v1's between 4 players by trying to stay on one side. It great.

[@Tonjit41]

The human subconscious is very malleable 🫠

[@Draco-zi8xu]

10:12 holy shit that dark link is me, I was trying to get every character in elite smash (like you did) I admit my link was toxic af but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

[@ThePuff18]

And you didn’t throw?

[@MARSHT0MP404]

30:50 i have an irrational hatred of all tyrones

[@brennandodge9953]

No shit the Byleth with the Walmart wifi came back as a Lucina in the Greninja arc

[@xephlogo]

tbh I like the really long episodes because I know what's coming and I just fuck off and draw while I listen to dash bringing up how steve is bald

[@NoLifeLudas]

dash peaking the fuck out of the mic is my favorite bit

[@DimensionDefender]

In this household we respect the legend Burritos4

[@angel_aeon]

Jo and Altrive suddenly talking about FE: Three Houses while I'm playing the game while watching the video freaked me the fuck out lmao.

[@willtobey4849]

Damn just when I thought they were back

[@lukehaskard7869]

1 hour long elite smash video? Wholesome.

[@metalapplesus]

From my understanding, there are 5 groups of Persona fans: Those who've played all SMT and Persona games Those who've only played Persona 3-5 and their respective spinoffs Those who've only played Persona 5 and Strikers Those who've played Persona 5 but not Strikers Those who've never played any Atlus game

[@MelodyLumina]

me currently playing through p3p and only p3p because it's the only one that lets you play as a girl:

[@kestrel7493]

as someone who has played loads of fire emblem 3 houses, the hub world isn't a labyrinth. The UI is.

[@chillin5703]

Tyrone playing extremely aggressive after camping for an entire game was a complete surprise lmfao

[@willtobey4849]

Oh thank God it's not over yet

[@butter_0021]

11:48 Dash has no idea how big what he just said is.

[@DavidSartor0]

Haha; Thank you

[@kestrel7493]

Alpharad deluxe videos are never too long, I love using them as podcasts with gameplay, it's great

[@schmarron9914]

That quadruple YOOOOOOOOO was insane

[@honorableintent]

I don't play Duck Hunt, but I was 13 when the Wii Zapper came out, which is startling that Dash thinks that's old when Jacob is only like a year younger than me.

[@Akaito-Shion]

That game with Burritos4 was the best thing since Dash’s antiperspirant joke

[@mezzovii]

i haven't seen the video just yet, but the thumbnail already reminded me of the time i was watching my sister play as pink ddd online (maybe elite smash idr) and this guy was playing as ken, and was named "alpharad" same spelling, same icon. the thumbnail brought me right back to it. made me wonder "maybe it is real?" soon we will find out

[@mudkipfan2585]

This HAS to be clickbait the only impossible character for online is Kazuya

[@landios9555]

ok so like i know the bit and all but there so many characters that they have in elite smash which are terrible online and they just got worse players

[@mudkipfan2585]

@@landios9555 perhaps but they haven't spent over 3 collective hours on any other character

[@Toasteeei]

Last time I played against kazuya he hit me twice and I was at 70%

[@landios9555]

byleth they spent almost 5 hours on byleth before they started the series

[@wooster8269]

I guess we arent getting daily uploads of this anymore

[@danbonestrider]

Clicked the video, didn't get an ad. Can't wait to find out what demonitized the video

[@chunkysauce5565]

That pit lost because of his icarus complex

[@andrlop6772]

they made a joke about the comments in the alph episode like this wasn't recorded in december

[@jaiye_]

not the smash episode where they talk about how they learned not to shower frequently

[@shoopydoopy6062]

“Showering too much dries your skin” is a smash player excuse

[@nonmagicalwitch]

I'm fully convinced that the triple D is by a large margin the easiest character to get to elite smash.

[@Tonjit41]

Movement is hard. Also 🫡

[@Unmustache1]

Its been a day, they are dead

[@ChaosBrink]

They started talking about Christmas and I got so confused. Then I remembered what channel this is and realized I was home

[@heck_n_degenerate940]

I like the return of Zi, the fire emblem fan who returned as a different FE character 30 minutes later yet again bringing unholy lag. A true wifi warrior.

[@BloopTheNoop]

I can confirm I killed my brother because he thought you’d down air

[@majoraswrath6182]

12:00 "We're going up though!" * *looks at video length* *

[@brandonswanson8902]

Godspeed Burritos4.

[@elitobin]

This is one of the alpharad deluxe videos of all time

[@guccistomper7385]

The quadruple YOOOOOOOOOOO got me

[@SkidlineRU]

I love 1 hour episodes, I would love more, I just put it on and watch it while I'm doing other things, I want more of them

[@jakethomas5016]

I just realized your content is perfect for ADHD fueled THC anxiety... Genuinely thanks this is gonna be a fun video

[@brennannameth3809]

I will never complain about an hour long alpharad deluxe video

[@quack0i991]

Dash's antiperspirant joke was the whole episode

[@Spilled_Coffeeyt]

Im so glad the boys are back and posting the good ol content. Cause i was heartbroken when they did the whole fam squad fnaf videos and all that. I was literally crying the other night while watching the rob video.

[@taderproductions]

from what I can tell, that players name was "Secret". Like that was his actual name

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

The black eye peas fell inside the water. Such a bad day. It’s hard the “supervisor” is in a bad mood. Today is hectic, and one of my “friends” canceled everything on me to hang out out with her best friend and her other friend. Everything is so shitty this week. Thanks for posting Alpharad

[@RandomUser11170]

Sorry things aren't going well Saber. Hope you have a certified dotColin 10/10 rest of your day!

[@undefeatedsaber9543]

@@RandomUser11170 thank you so much BK_Blue_22, you are a real one!!!

[@Kalesoup_]

41:59 That Mii gunner is probably Marcy Wu from Amphibia

[@halocake117]

i love an hour of content ty

[@SkibidiPandaDeluxe]

new chapter just dropped

[@JacobSC_]

So true

[@CinderDAce]

Fun Fact: You can Up B out of Greninja down air if you react fast enough.

[@GaminGlaceon3707]

Finally content again I’ve missed this a lot…

[@christopherthomas484]

Video 489 of asking for Super Paper Mario. Physically impossible to play this game online

[@shinnyboppers9802]

so glad dash's main channel is posting again!

[@ImSimmin]

4:28 "Christmas time" damn this is some backlog huh

[@tyler9039]

British person here and I'm here to say we measure things in stones because stones are pretty heavy :)

[@101Henchmen]

we Canadian's use all the bears & igloos around us

[@Platitudinous9000]

watch the jan misali video about the imperial measurement system

[@peytongolding7544]

Before I comment on it, do you add decimals to the "stones" or do you just leave it at X stones?

[@tyler9039]

@@peytongolding7544 we say ___stones and ___pounds. I have nothing to explain what a pound is

[@peytongolding7544]

@@tyler9039 well that's more bizarre than I ever could've guessed, why did england however many years ago decide on that system instead of just pounds or kilograms and why is it still used today? That's just using pounds with extra steps

[@derekjones9564]

I commented on a video recently about how I was concerned about the dynamic between y’all since Jo and Dash kept repeating stale jokes while Jacob tried his best to be entertaining, and then in this video Jo yelled at Dash for bringing up bald Steve and all was right with the world 😝 This video felt like a return to form, and I hope you’re proud of it. I really hope y’all see this comment! Deluxe has been my favorite channel on the site for years, and for good reason ❤️

[@Malo-8824]

41:50 Marcy Wu from amphibia

[@jody1159]

guys that wasn’t the same ken guys guys

[@bUMp_--_]

every video on this channel is perfect

[@kylojett]

Poor Claudio, just because he uses the same alt as Alpharads teammate the match before he got hated on but he isn’t the same person as before

[@lylelylecrocodile2538]

I hate skins that look like they are different skins unless I like them

[@fishjsus6429]

The funniest part was that he wasn't actually using the same alt, they just look similar.

[@ajaxnoe9606]

41:49 I believe the Mii Gunner is supposed to be Marcy Wu from the Disney show Amphibia, and that game was also an accurate depiction of how screwed over she is in the show itself.

[@vitamonk6905]

really love these episodes! especially the long ones lol

[@lux3239]

That moment when people who aren't watching the video hear "I forgot to put on deodorant today" followed by "YOOOOOO" and "AYYYYYYYY"