This Cost Us $150,000! (Machine Auction)

[@njatgu]

Given the fact that "all of the sudden" a bunch of bidders backed out at the last minute and wyrmwood has a stellar reputation with installing *brand new* equipment, I'm looking forward to a ton of wyrmlyfe cnc content.

[@syntaxlost9239]

Wyrmlife: We don't know what we're doing so you don't have to.

[@alexanderaust4647]

Wyrmwood: We just bought a new 6 figure piece of equipment, what could go wrong? Wyrmlyfe three months later: The new CNC machine is STILL broken.

[@Entaris]

The really dumb part is, historically what that has come down to from them is: "We had someone come out to set this up, but we weren't prepared for them for when we scheduled them to be here So they couldn't do what we hired them to do. So we just said 'I'm sure its fine' and now it doesn't work"

[@nourghosheh2006]

Season 2 of the CNC saga

[@DavidLeeKersey]

@@Entaris Well from S9E39 it looks like they might actually have it hooked up and ready by when the guys gets there this time.

[@tlukashow]

Watching Doug and Dale deal with the auction was phenomenal.

[@jonahw6516]

Now that they bought the machine. Can it fit through the doors without scratching the driveway?

[@Lam-s-Workshop]

That auction footage was surprisingly more entertaining than expected

[@B3RyL]

Riveting stuff. I was leaning in so hard I left an imprint of my forehead on the screen. I can see how people get addicted to this stuff.

[@Nathan_Talisien]

Wyrmlife is one of the few things I can reliably look forward to putting a smile on my face, even if only for a few minutes. 👍

[@prebeles]

Dood I am sooo with you, this show ends my week every Friday with a smile!

[@Bebopvicious00]

Agreed....

[@coreygamble5382]

What I am most excited for is watching Ian and Johnny try and get this thing in the shop.

[@WyrmLyfe]

Same here!

[@thomashendricks33]

Christaldi sounds like an absolute JOY on a 76 mile road trip LOL

[@lyndelwilkinson5100]

I appreciate that Doug and Dale color coordinated their shirts for the auction 😋

[@Onyx08]

WyrmLyfe makes the world go round edit - 8:28 had me wheezing, they all just apparated XD

[@njatgu]

I imagine this is what american pie would've looked like if things hadn't ended prematurely

[@Comicsluvr]

The team's reaction at the end sounded like Brits at a soccer match! Now, let's all hope it actually works because Wyrmwood doesn't have a great track record when it comes to buying machines!

[@ColinRichardson]

Or Brits in a pub and someone drops and smashes a glass... The whole place erupts in cheers.

[@ChrisBigBad]

Is there actually anything that can go worse on that machine?

[@thegothaunt]

Seeing Dale on WyrmLyfe always makes my day! I hope he knows how awesome he is!

[@MegaCombatGamers]

I love how Dale and Doug are like two excited teens behind a laptop.

[@njatgu]

I imagine this is what american pie would've looked like if things hadn't ended prematurely.

[@benben8764]

I would vote for Christaldi to be the club treasurer

[@clayw1656]

Or in charge of grocery budget for the office lol

[@charliewilliamson4431]

Nothing gives me more joy than Doug acting like a happy child at an auction

[@icemastergeraldsilk]

In the thrill of the moment, I forgot the title of the video and was all "PLEEEEEASE LET THEM WIN! lol! Congrats, what a huge win!

[@cdg3477]

The hype guys at the end was amazing :D

[@syazamuzini3299]

Never thought a digital auction would be just as exciting as a live one 😂 The excitement on Doug's face whenever he saw something he liked was just as entertaining 😁

[@elliefleming3534]

If you are either selling or bidding, it might actually be a little more exciting. Because you don't know what's going on there or who the other people bidding are.

[@yokal5]

Best episode this season thus far (candle making one close 2nd). Interestingly, amazed on how watching people bid for a CNC could be so riveting; fanfare by the Bois at the end is a nice touch!

[@cpt0bvius]

Dale was a fantastic addition to the Wyrmwood crew.

[@quest900]

That was gripping. Way more emotionally invested in that auction than I've any right to be. Grats on the big ass router.

[@morrielewin1554]

Gotta love bidding fever. I'm impressed Dale and Doug (D&D?) kept their heads and didn't bid past the limits they set on the "impulse" buys they looked at. Maintaining one's cool in a bidding war is the key to getting what you want at the price you want it. Kudos on the CNC! That was amazing. But; the adventure has JUST begun! Twice as big as the current in-house CNC; does that mean it will take twice as long to get up and running reliably? Stay tuned!

[@davidemerson2915]

That was superb editing on the auction footage.

[@matt-lang]

Dale going to the same Dunkin where they tried to keep his credit card just because he finds it funny that the person still has a job is absolutely hilarious to me.

[@t.o.d.2810]

Freaking YAY!!! Congratulations!!!! That's such a great deal!!!! $145K Oly Cowz!!

[@liamboyd555]

Loving the colour coordination between Doug and Dale.

[@heatholderinc4961]

Dale's the man

[@lukebarnett8383]

Love more Cristaldi over the shoulder documenting. Love it Wyrmlife!!!

[@JonNargodian]

Doug and Dale Do the Auction feels like an episode of a buddy sitcom, What mad highjinks Will Doug and Dale get into this time Fokes.

[@heatholderinc4961]

Cristaldi is hilarious. Great dude. Love working with these guys

[@cwxgames468]

GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good job guys

[@williamdeforest8158]

I was so invested and cheering them on to win!!

[@zalindae]

The entire media team popping out at the end was way too wholesome. Everyone was so excited.

[@drewgrgich]

I enjoyed that way more than I thought I would.

[@MisterTingles]

the windshield wipers had me shit and piss with laughter 😂

[@murphyseanm]

The CNC machine episodes over the next 4-6 months are going to be riveting.

[@ogunquit5]

Cristaldi is right! I wake up in the morning by drinking cold water and the only coffees I drink are frappuccinos from Starbucks that I get as desserts or mid afternoon snacks when they do their "Happy Hour" promotions.

[@ed.sol.crafts]

Congrats on the CNC! Can't wait to see the shenanigans involved!

[@almungos4076]

I've been having a really crap day, but Wyrmlife always makes it a little better.

[@christopherreed7319]

Can't wait to see the new toy!!!

[@swiggityswooty9965]

I resonate very strongly with my man Cristaldi

[@liamboyd555]

That auction was great cinema

[@Bladedge28]

congrats on getting it under your max spending great going!!!!

[@MisterBrightsiide]

That shouldn't have been entertaining to watch, but it was. I'm excited for you guys.

[@Gotrek65]

Totally agree with Cristaldi on the coffee subject.

[@GHam_Chill]

This Wyrmlife was like the episode of Ted Lasso where Coach Beard wanders London for an entire night. All that to say this was amazing

[@FunkoGuard]

Never, Ever comment... however that auction was pretty dope!

[@winningsince1992]

Black coffee has next to zero caliores and has caffeine through

[@zebraloverbridget]

Some people aren't affected by caffeine and get 0 benefit from consuming anything with caffeine in it.

[@mavoc3094]

I can get a store brand drink enhancer that has caffeine for $2 that makes 20+ drinks.

[@winningsince1992]

@@mavoc3094 you can also get a bag of coffee that makes 120 cups for 8-15$

[@sirken2]

I'm more of a Black tea kind of guy myself.

[@MarkMillerLV]

My favorite episode of the season so far. Thanks for the laugh. 🙏🏼

[@Leviathan9173]

I love how they all came out of the fucking woodwork excited.

[@NonStopGold]

I got a question are you able to purchase just the leather strap for the personal tray and tower. I have the rogue tray and a Padauk tower but I don't have the strap and I cant seem to find it on the site

[@jessiec1487]

I love how the media team rushed into the room and yelled😂

[@Primal2229]

Id like to mention I watched this video while drinking my second coffee of the day and going for a refill after the video is done. "I have about 2-3 pots a day... four on a Monday. I've tried to quit but I cant even cut down" - Dave Nelson (Foley), News Radio

[@FaPpleNa]

Pure joy. Worst road trip ever?!? Cristaldi, Crazy Ed and Jason. 3 shall enter 1 shall leave.

[@ChucktheQA]

Watching Doug twitch, get aggressive, and bid was very entertaining. I thought the video was very nicely done

[@KyleKasson]

"How would you spend $150,000?" Student loans my guys. Student. Loans.

[@usaevo8]

Gratz on the new hardware, may it treat you well.

[@elliefleming3534]

Oh, auctions are so fun, especially when you get to bid. But also stressful, especially if you are selling something. I am quite sure it is a very good thing that you didn't take Doug to the live auction.

[@bgw893]

But did they also get all the accessories and tools for it?

[@daniellewis1789]

Might be cheaper to tool up specifically for what they need to run.

[@DDrawer66]

Does Cristaldi know that coffee has caffeine in it? That's what people are buying.

[@mavoc3094]

There are much more cost effective ways of getting your caffeine.

[@DDrawer66]

@@mavoc3094 store bought coffee is pretty dang cheap. It's still coffee though. Black coffee is probably one the most healthy ways to get caffeine.

[@zenithskoll]

I thought he was gonna say he just took caffeine pills instead, but then I remembered only my ex was the fuckin psycho that did that

[@twothirdsanexplosive]

Good coffee is delicious. Black, no crap in it.

[@stephenhurley4296]

What happened with all the router bits/drills/heads?

[@wiggle_duck9063]

Christaldi drinks more coffee than I do, and honestly I agree with the 'just drink water' sentiment. $150,000? That's equivalent to the loans I took to get my house, with a few grand left for savings. Might get my sitting room redecorated.

[@SailorRalph]

Strangest wyrmlyfe to date... Love it!

[@keasop]

Can't wait to watch them forklift that into the shop

[@RoseKindred]

With $150,000, I would buy my first house and convert most of it and the land to a feline adoption/foster agency. Too many "Kill shelters" here, they are doing their best but space fills faster than adoption and fosters.

[@creativeprop540]

I Can’t wait to see the video of them trying to get it into the shop. Getting it all set up and finding out it is broken and they don’t know what’s wrong with it and it takes a month to get it fixed. and at that point would’ve been cheaper to buy a certified refurbished one.

[@syntaxlost9239]

You forgot the step where they misuse and break it (even further) themselves.

[@greggray3756]

Love this content

[@ghomerhust]

we go from the insanity of the auction to "i only have about one coffee a year" haha

[@Nathan_Talisien]

Here's hoping that $150k machine doesn't needa $200k investment of parts/materials to make the company money... 🤞

[@syntaxlost9239]

A whole bunch of bidders dropped out from an otherwise very active auction. That's not at all ominous.

[@Mauricio_Castaño]

What a great fucking Episode, wish we could see the pictures of the other things they were trying to buy.

[@Gizzlebear2U]

GG guys!

[@AresFordwin]

I rarely drink coffee, because it keeps me awake for longer than it should - like, one cup in the morning and I might not sleep at all that night.

[@SamundraDarion]

Cristaldi is the MAN!

[@SamundraDarion]

Commoradary YEAH!

[@B3RyL]

I like how the CNC machine has not one, not two, not three, but FOUR American flags on it. Just in case there was any doubt that this is, in fact, an American CNC machine :D

[@magnuswinther9019]

What a rollercoaster

[@lordorigami]

I am right there with him on coffee.

[@alecmay2359]

This was a dope episode

[@d_dave7200]

That was pretty fun

[@ATAsgard1]

Great video! BTW - When can we buy your scraps/cut-offs???

[@devencollette9574]

Fucking PRIME entertainment right here! Love auctions. Love wyrmlife. Love you. FUCK!

[@justinhalls413]

That was actually really intense

[@suitablyodd4070]

I'd spend $150k paying for the time and equipment to launch 'Doug and Dale's Daily Deals' an hour livestreamed event where they bid on a range of increasingly obscure auctions.

[@dingojohnsonn5056]

I’d put a down payment on a house and pay off student loans. Then buy a prophecy.

[@specialtrades12]

Down payment? I'd be able to buy my house outright, pay off student loans, and pay off my car, and buy a prophecy with $150,000

[@dingojohnsonn5056]

@@specialtrades12 where are you living that you can do that?

[@specialtrades12]

@@dingojohnsonn5056 northeast ohio

[@specialtrades12]

@@dingojohnsonn5056 $90,000 for 2,200 Sq ft bungalow plus full basement and 1/4 acre fully fenced in with a 20x20 outbuilding and a pool. $30,000 for student loans. $10,000 for car. Then $20,000 leftover for prophecy. To be fair the house was older and needed a little bit of work but I'm a handy guy and can do just about everything trade-wise to a competent degree. But even if you figure in the money i put into it I'dstill have probably $12,000 for a prophecy.

[@jensfredriksvensson]

More Dale please! Why not a Dale special?

[@Lurklen]

I also am not a coffee fan. Don't have the same reason (a bunch of stuff that tastes good is pointless or even harmful junk) but I just hate how it tastes, and that it can burn me.

[@ellalouise1048]

"coffee does nothing" excuse me, coffee gets rid of my lack of caffeine headache and also tastes delicious

[@mavoc3094]

smokers also enjoy the "taste" of cigarettes

[@ludwigvannormayenn8657]

congrats, what a snap :D

[@VagabondTE]

10/10 episode XD

[@phantomaquarist3417]

National geographic actually did a study a few years ago that showed people who drink 3 cups of coffee per day live 15% longer than people who drink 0 to 1 cups a day.

[@darylchambers9138]

Christaldi is nuts.

[@adamtomlinson918]

This was a fun episode. also, my answer to the question: student loans...

[@duckels1]

Wyrmlyfe needs like an hour long cristaldi philosophy supercut. Would be perfect to fall asleep to

[@duckels1]

I realized after the fact this may come off as an insult, and it is not. That's my favorite kind of content

[@ScottimussPrime]

Coffee is going to be the cause of Cristaldi's villain arc.

[@carlosray3414]

The end of the bid happened and I was like "well that was entertaining" and then immediately started head banging uncontrollably because Machine Head was on in the car wtfff

[@amstrad00]

I don't drink coffee simply because I don't like hot drinks. I don't drink tea or cocoa either. My caffeine intake for years was via soda but I've now switched to water mix-ins that contain caffeine.

[@cassiebanks]

I'm so glad you guys were able to get the machine, but when several people dropped out my first thought was "they found out it was broken in some way and needs expensive repairs." I sincerely hope this isn't the case. This was a fun video, but sad because we don't know if the business that owned the machine previously failed or the sale was the result of someone retiring with no heir to run the business. What would I do with $150,000? Pay off my bills. Then I'd pay off my son's bills because he's helped me through many tight spots over the years and is the only reason I have cell service. Anything left after paying off those Stafford and Perkins loans is going to Publix gift cards so I have food in the future. $150,000 doesn't go as far as you'd think it would. SMH.

[@mathewfrance5165]

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[@blueg6demon423]

Oh Christaldi - if you don't like coffee just say you don't like it - Plain coffee contains a small amount of micronutrients, including vitamins and minerals. A single serving has 118mg potassium, 7.2mg magnesium, 7.1mg of phosphorus, 0.1mg of manganese, 4.7mcg of folate, 6.2mg of choline, and 4.8mg sodium - totaaaallly has nutrients.

[@curlalot7623]

Money fight! Money fight!

[@MrShenanigans9]

Cristaldi needs some single origin kenyan washed coffee in a pour over- life changing shtuff right there buddy