This dude sucks😭

[@LuisELopezGarcia]

That's crazy! A chain link fence would destroy the wood chipper!

[@chriswright1627]

You make a really good point

[@cp-sh9nj]

lol I was wondering how it would handle it. I guess head first just in case

[@crushingboulder448]

Exactly what I was thinking!

[@shionyr]

Was going to say, the dude who wrote that has probably never touched a tool in his life.

[@michaelasante1498]

That's what you are worried about???? Jesus Christ

[@heretyk_1337]

That's not negative comment- that is a psychopath's love letter...

[@scratthesquirrel5242]

i was thinking this sounds like something the handsome guy from always sunny would say to his friend about a girl he liked

[@filipjphry3282]

​@@scratthesquirrel5242Dennis, and yes he's a psychopath.

[@badwolf3618]

Hell, I'm pretty turned on right now....

[@wifegrant]

@@filipjphry3282 Look, we have no evidence that Dennis is Actually a psychopath...

[@hapexamendar1093]

Right!! I was thinking the guy just wanted to help her career. Which seemingly is going quite well. My review would be “This is one funny Chick”!! ❤😂🎉

[@Dloin]

Average Cannibal Corpse song

[@naturequeen2597]

Real!

[@benjaminfitzgerald7011]

Which is why I don't listen to Cannibal Corpse!! 😂😂

[@robertaylor9218]

No, that is way more imaginative than a cannibal corpse song.

[@theequasian3823]

@@robertaylor9218wasn't the same ever since Chris Barnes

[@nickshamas]

💯🙌🤣🤣

[@victims5820]

Damn... That sounds like a lot of work. Like the logistics alone would be crazy.

[@The_Mighty_Fiction]

It's kinda sad that nobody cares enough about that guy to go into that much effort even crafting the narrative, let alone making it happen.

[@nameless-og]

Maybe he's a site manager and just has all that stuff laying around already 😂

[@mastermill79]

Where there's a will, there's a way.😂

[@ryani5103]

She’s already on wheels, which could be convenient.

[@TheStrengthScholar]

The dude sounds like a hard worker. A real go-get her

[@beetalius]

I lost it at ‘meat Picasso’

[@at0micwerew0lf]

Yarp!! 🍺⚡🍺

[@dorbacal]

and I lost it at 'emaciates'

[@Patrick-fm5dk]

Whatever lights your candle, I guess…

[@Jajajajaja...1]

That line was the funniest for sure

[@DeadInside-ew8qb]

Sounds like a great song

[@arsonfly]

I love how the comment says, "until she emaciates herself" as if it's her fault. Just to make it a tiny bit more sociopathic.

[@marcolinosalgarone9442]

It is just the correct verb declination for the context

[@thexyouman]

@@marcolinosalgarone9442lol fr

[@helatard4272]

@@marcolinosalgarone9442until she becomes emaciated?

[@Magneticitist]

I mean it wasn't like he wouldn't provide her grade a delicious dog food so I guess she would be doing it to herself

[@drpancake4103]

'Until I emaciate her' was already taken by a previous commenter. You don't really want do double up on that kind of thing. It waters down the message.

[@bl3343]

The commenter after getting arrested: "It was a joke! Can't people take a joke anymore"?

[@firstescobar6863]

"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!" 😂

[@gadellomagnollo1810]

I have actually said things approximately as bad as this to my coworkers before.

[@corvacopia]

@@gadellomagnollo1810why..?

[@Axl4325]

"Cancel culture strikes again!" -Senator Armstrong

[@blackpurple9163]

No. Not in first world countries

[@tfodthogtmfof7644]

You missed the final “I wish my step mom would quit commenting on my videos.”

[@marcolinosalgarone9442]

Who is she the queen in snow white?

[@nickiminaj0882]

😂😂

[@alwaystired4]

"He uh, he called me gay."

[@D.M.S.]

I love her chilled out, "not so bad" tone.

[@russellharrell2747]

She’s seen worse.

[@th3don89]

pretty sure its a side effect of her body deteriorating >.> but yeah, me too lol

[@gassyirishman2859]

"This guy sounds like a real jerk!" -Norm MacDonald

[@eddierayvanlynch6133]

RIP Turd Ferguson

[@BrianMusic12]

Man of culture

[@ChildOfChrist89]

I didn't even know he was sick.

[@jfr45er]

A real hypocrite!

[@MMUTG3R]

​@@jfr45er Ya know, the hypocrisy was the WORST part

[@EvanCarrollTheGreat]

"It's kinda messed up right" .... don't kink shame.

[@NicoBaker-u4m]

I mean, generally I mostly agree with that sentiment. In a consensual relationship between two people who both want to while swinging from hammocks, whatever In a consensual relationship between two people who want to dress up as Fifty Shades of Grey characters, whatever But for the love of God, at some point YES. YES, kink shame. Actual (nonconsensual ) violence against actual women is NOT okay

[@SpadezWilliams]

​@@NicoBaker-u4mBut if she consented, it would be ok?

[@dl7775]

@@NicoBaker-u4mwhat about against the pretend women? Is it ok then? Asking for a friend…

[@Dreamstrafe]

​@@NicoBaker-u4m like I totally agree with the honest sentiment... But there's no way he wasn't joking, like I don't think anyone saw that comment and went "awww that's so romantic"

[@wabc2336]

@@NicoBaker-u4mWe SHOULD kink shame

[@RexKing-rg4gr]

Some women can't take a compliment, I poured my heart out in that comment only to be publicly shamed for my honesty

[@mastermill79]

All that love, only to be met by restraining orders, a straightjacket and a room with a padded wall. Romance truly is dead!

[@ArpanDe]

Romance is one helluva drug

[@LBoopSnoot]

A "local" art exhibit specifically. Support local business!

[@runtvision6544]

And we wonder why we always get kicked out of therapy 😂

[@toddmacadam3888]

Reminds me of a Dilbert comic where he's dating a woman who can read minds. He explains, "I just want you to know that however s ary, these are just the normal thoughts every man has." The next panel shows her horrified, and then he responds, "Maybe not that one."

[@Loggodover]

@@toddmacadam3888dilbert is peak comic

[@chumbucket6184]

​@@toddmacadam3888the worst things i think about all the time is deleting random men on the street because they slightly pissed me off. And all the kinky shit i think about random women on the street.

[@MadManUSMC]

lol. Couldn't stop laughing after each pause, knowing it was just going to get darker.

[@shanytopper2422]

Just found out about Fiona today. She is the funniest female comedian i encountered in years. You have a very exquisite mix of nonesense and dark humor. I also like how you play with the dissonance between your physical condition, and your exreme beauty. I truely wish you great success, and hopefull a cure for your condtion would be available as soon as possible

[@TheOpacue]

This!

[@Mistwolfss]

I wanna see fiona cauley and fern brady do a roast.

[@natthekiwi7074]

Did you need to add female in there?

[@shanytopper2422]

@natthekiwi7074 it's a fair question, and you do have a point.

[@Itsjamilagain]

​@@natthekiwi7074Yes. "Female" is a type of comedian. This helps narrow down types of comedians. Men and women are different. I'm black and I still have favorite black comedians and favorite white comedians. Who cares? In the comedy genre no less?

[@hank6159]

That’s not a psychopath that’s just friendly engagement

[@VoodooV1]

social media doesn't know the difference.

[@Mutski1579]

And then, there is Reddit.

[@Nebontha]

No.

[@-8_8-]

She's so pretty. She's already art.

[@zzzzzz69]

I'd be flattered by how thoughtful the commenter is

[@le0t0rr3z]

Oh so that is what girls mean when they say they want a thoughtful man. Got it

[@alibhatti3]

she's so beautiful 😍

[@joshburns6674]

Subscribed from watching Kill Tony. So witty and funny. Plus, Roseanne loves her so much!

[@Zathren]

It's almost like people be crazy and then crazies have a computer too.

[@NGMonocrom]

Aww.... Fiona read my comment. That's adorable. I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT guy. But I would keep her in my furnished basement. Feed her gummy bears, and give her gentle head-pats. But I wouldn't restrain her down there. That's just crazy talk.... It's not like she could get up and run off. 😇💖

[@CWHolleman]

This guy right here officer.

[@NGMonocrom]

@@CWHolleman You can't prove a thing! This giant bag of gummy bears I'm holding means nothing!

[@cerberus7849]

That chainlink fence will realy fuck up the woodchipper 😅❤☮️✊️

[@flamingmonkeyxii]

At an art exhibit? That dude is offering some great exposure!

[@TheRedHandOfVictory]

I lost it at the Picasso part

[@KING_SHOTS89]

Fi you're such an inspiration to so many and you are truly loved by all you're fans. You are incredible and beautiful and down right funny. Just keep going ❤

[@KingCarrotRL]

I can't believe someone would take the time to comment something like that. That's just so unhinged it's unbelievable. He didn't deserve that!

[@KABModels]

that was oddly specific

[@Osama_2307]

I loved your set on KT 😂 "Vegetables cant eat Vegetables " made me choke to death ☠️

[@LordBackuro]

That’s a very elaborate way of saying "I like you but I am too mentally underdeveloped to convey it right."

[@baronhelmut2701]

Could be that. But it could also be that he actually wanted to show her how much he dislikes who she is.

[@Mister_Know_Name]

At least people are spending the time to type it. All that dude got was "this guy sucks." Can't even be hated with affection.

[@AzimuthPrime]

I worry about the people who walk the streets somedays... some probably think of stuff like this if not worse.

[@summerfields2792]

New subscriber, fucking love your comedy. Genuinely hilarious. 😂

[@LeonMRr]

What a monster, it's really impolite to say that someone sucks

[@skypiratecaptain]

All I heard is they think you look like a piece of art

[@whyyy1914]

I'm a sex worker. I once had a client tell me I was so good at what I did that he wanted to chain me to a radiator. needless to say, I gtfo as soon as possible. there's some crazy guys out there for sure. most are just lonely and want to get off, but some of them are straight up woman hating psychos

[@drewmcwhortor4804]

I think dude was just sharing his favorite death metal lyrics with you.

[@river7874]

That is some Poughkeepsie Tapes level shit. 🤣

[@poppey40]

This is so accurate to women’s content and especially if the woman is another minority. I’ve gotten vile stuff said to me as a disabled woman fr

[@Dee-nonamnamrson8718]

I think that most likely could be attributed to your personality.

[@Rosemy12]

​@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718Way to prove the point. Jerk.

[@Dee-nonamnamrson8718]

@@Rosemy12 Can you explain to me how I proved your point?

[@Rosemy12]

​@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.

[@Rosemy12]

​@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.

[@mjaybee]

She’s hilarious.”Ramp enthusiast”.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@noblenumenorean5165]

She just makes me want to eat my vegetables.

[@pclown9490]

😂😂😂😂 I love this comedian she's hilarious

[@JardineKarate1]

😂😂😂 charming text 😂 Saw Fiona on Kill Tony recently- brilliant, realty brilliant

[@Salamander_falls]

That’s insane. Fiona is goddamn treasure!!!

[@supermeuhmeuh]

your hair is absolutely gorgeous, here's for a nice comment byyye😅

[@mastermill79]

It is. I sniff it every night.

[@kawamikazecheant]

Radiator in a basement : the dude got somewhere to live, he invites you and with radiator you would never get cold, what are you complaining about ?!

[@larrygraham4875]

You had me at red hair😊

[@Brothur1]

Tom Segura writes such lovely poems

[@mojrimibnharb4584]

And they wonder why so many women prefer the bear...

[@JamilLynch]

F off with that BS already. All those who chose the bear choose the bear because they can't choose men

[@kubli365]

Tips fedora

[@machinemaker2248]

She didn't say the comment came from a man. Sexist.

[@mastermill79]

Because the horrible death comes faster that way?

[@jacksoul4d]

Dude. Don’t stop being awesome. I love you guys

[@hakim.4507]

She's beautiful wlah ❤

[@PeenieLinguine]

"This dude sucks" man, thats too far. They really crossed the line with that one.

[@ninepeaks]

Please tell me you wrote that!! Yes it’s kinda messed up. And it’s hilarious because it’s possibly true!

[@mr.t5785]

it amazes me how real psychopaths are always creative minded people

[@Seeräuberei]

Thank you king 👑

[@doomguy9049]

When a man says he wants to chain a woman to his radiator he's usually expressing his love and admiration of her beauty, the rest of that comment implies the writer has some messed up ideas about romance though lol

[@jeffrey.p.thornton]

I know, man - OP made such a strong start before he lost his way,

[@doomguy9049]

@@jeffrey.p.thornton yeah lol, it was a good opening but he overdid it and talked himself right into creepy/scary territory. Sad! v😌v

[@Ranesbane]

As if chaining a woman to a radiator is the quintessential idea of romance 😂

[@doomguy9049]

@@Ranesbane 😆

[@jeffrey.p.thornton]

@@Ranesbane Well, if you respect a woman, you wait until the third date.

[@tobias41641]

Man shes great, wish her a long live.

[@lukewood2662]

He was told he sucks. Y'all acting like this isn't twice worse as what people told her. He was told he sucks. I hope he's doing well 😢

[@-MacCloud-]

Clearly loves her more than life itself and was abused by his mother. She can fix him 😂

[@ellzIno]

makes me so mad and upset what women are forced to go through in this patriarchy. I was just reading some feminist poetry and saw this vid. Infuriated. 6” btw

[@JAMESJENKINS-i2n]

She’s funny as hell. Love this girl!!

[@ChinoGa]

This is hilarious.

[@sergionuno]

That's a awesome death metal lyrics, right there.

[@stormthrush37]

...I think we can safely say that guy needs to immediately be taken in for mental health evaluation and treatment and not released any time soon.

[@cyrusthe0ther795]

Two wrongs don't make a right

[@stormthrush37]

​@@cyrusthe0ther795 I'm not sure what that means in this context. Are you saying you don't think this guy should even be evaluated after saying something so crazy?

[@cyrusthe0ther795]

@stormthrush37 exactly otherwise he's just another person chained ti a radiator

[@river7874]

Or maybe he's just posting edgy shit because he knows idiots on the Internet will get all salty over it.

[@stormthrush37]

@@river7874 Personal attacks only degrade the quality of intelligent discourse. 1) The Supreme Court has never held the position that freedom of speech is an unlimited right, and 2) "Jokes" should be funny, not abusive and hateful.

[@morganmedrano920]

This is some Vantablack Humor... and I love it.

[@TheShapingSickness]

Sounds like a 90's serial killer movie

[@somedude....]

Redban leaves the most heartfelt comments out of anyone in comedy ❤

[@eduardobenassi3072]

I mean, my radiator is free 🥴

[@everia_games]

I spent 20 years in the can, I ate grilled cheese on the radiator, I had to compromise and you're talking about your radiator is free??

[@jonah5548]

Whatever happend there...​@@everia_games

[@vreeze33]

I would never do such a thing to a woman. I have no basement.

[@webpombo7765]

"What do yours say?" "Damn he's hot, what's his name?"

[@Superabound2]

"Messed up meat Picasso" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Martian74]

This is the internet, that is just friendly banter.

[@hoosierdaddie454]

I've had a man of about 45 look me dead in the face (I was 18) and say "I want to put you in the trunk of my car." His 16 year old son was not amused.

[@FlynnMcTaggart]

LMFAO jesus christ it just keeps going

[@alistairhackney]

Dear women, we aren't all like this. Sincerely, majority of men.

[@JgHaverty]

"A messed up meat picasso" 😂 thats so absurd

[@JayBird353]

You're hilarious! Such good dry writing and delivery. Not just on this vid, but lots of them. I hope you lean into it and keep crushing!

[@DrGooseDuckman]

This the chick from kill Tony? Funny af

[@CrazyTruckinS10]

Gotta hand it to her creativity for coming up with the response 😂. If that was a real comment daaaaamn😂

[@jakeburns6566]

I can get him a deal on a chain link fence. Will a single 8' section work?

[@Mikewee777]

Where can I buy the chain link fence segment ? I can not find them at home depot .

[@virtualenvironmentfellowsh6671]

This is so dark 💀 But not as dark as wearing a Nickelodeon hoodie in 2024. Gross

[@kens2328]

If someone said that to me it would be the best compliment I’ve ever received.

[@billgoodwin8742]

All I have to say is Fiona is absolutely gorgeous. And very funny.

[@ajdougan4695]

You are breathtaking beautiful be strong and God bless sweetie

[@accurategamer7085]

That's pretty tame

[@Crusader51493]

I feel like if we all just started writing the most unhinged comments as a trend, she would pick the most imaginative ones and have a day with it.

[@Vinicius-Bigode]

Oh, it's that ramp enthusiast I saw the other day! 😀

[@RustedBuddy5192]

Believe it or not..... That OP must really love her work if they're writing that passionately.

[@sickturret3587]

That's the worse part me thinks.

[@iFireRonin]

That was slightly mean spirited

[@pabailon8799]

All I heard was; much like art, she’s beautiful to look at. 😍

[@lorentzinvariant7348]

She killed on Kill Tony. Would love to see her back.

[@capital5901]

Dennis Reynolds writing comments again

[@-8_8-]

I'm sure there's someone out there that would want to make art out of you. No need for jealousy, man.

[@notabannedaccount8362]

Average 4chan Comments

[@HowDoIReact]

What tf! Fiona, you are an inspiration.

[@angelfuturejob]

I’d be entertained on how creative they sound.

[@majorpain6351]

This girl has done nothing but make people laugh and happy anybody that says differant are jealous and angery at her Susex probily still liven with ther 65 year old parents in basemaent watching carttoons and me and 100 % of irish people think shes great we love you and never let anybody drag ya down to there level keep up the good work and keep people laughing and giggling

[@Squshieheals]

Here i thought it was gonna be a bunch of " thats a red taco truck i wanna drive" or "WOW! taco delivery service!" or some variation of such.

[@TheAardvark211]

I’m not a big fan of modern art, but that’s an exhibit I’d go see.