He'd tell you its fine to drive, that they are only flat on the bottom.
@garrylearmonth9313Ай бұрын
They are but only on the bottom lol
@madfinntechАй бұрын
Okay, okay, I laughed a little.
@justus19711Ай бұрын
TRSFLT
@mczeljkАй бұрын
There are people driving a car around with a giant sign on it that says:”Look ar me! I’m an idiot!” Fascinating
@horrgakxАй бұрын
At least he increased the value of his car.......
@tornagawnАй бұрын
You could of course choose a smaller symbol of your idiocy, such as 4 interlinked rings or a blue and white quadrant badge…
@romanroad483Ай бұрын
Interesting.
@k.h.1587Ай бұрын
Trump signs say the same thing
@mem8or619Ай бұрын
it's called Aposematism
@Enigma_RealАй бұрын
Mikey doesnt need a debunk, he needs professional help.
@julianh9347Ай бұрын
I second that
@louieberg2942Ай бұрын
He needs freaking nail clippers. He always has those manky nails.
@Mr.K151Ай бұрын
I third that
@paulpeterson5147Ай бұрын
@@Mr.K151 I Fifth that
@FrankyFeedlerАй бұрын
I fourth that. (noticed that spot was still available)
@davexmitАй бұрын
I love the fact he's standing outside in the middle of nowhere, thinking the earth is flat, but he can barely see further than the edge of some fields.
@elliottswАй бұрын
I find it amazing that he's never heard of a hill before
@myopicautisticmetal9035Ай бұрын
@@elliottsw he will just accuse the hill of being part of the hoax
@mrandrat625Ай бұрын
Poor 'ol Mikey.. Living alone in the middle of nowhere Saskatchewan can do this to a man. Someone should ask him why he can't see the Rocky Mountains.
@CraigGoodАй бұрын
Or Mount Everest.
@HRVipertmАй бұрын
Hey please don’t lump all of us prairie folk in with this nut. Most of us are not this dumb.
@jamessturner2784Ай бұрын
I dunno .... Given his location Mt Denali should be visible ya think. But around the 13:47 mark in this clip, i think i spotted the trail marker for the parking lot at Denali. Now you have to hold the video at a 52° angle while humming. And probably taken a strong pain pill
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
"perspective" !
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
@@jamessturner2784 Mt Denali is 1900 miles to the north west of his location.
@caw25shaАй бұрын
I find it ironic that he's got a car made by a company whose logo is The Pleiades.
@moellerbornАй бұрын
I was thinking the same thing....just didn't know it was the Pleiades....but some constellation of stars on the Subaru. Thank you for mentioning it.
@KalepsisАй бұрын
World's most underrated comment right here.
@michaelleifels2004Ай бұрын
This. So much!
@eduardocorrochio208Ай бұрын
Yes because ‘Subaru’ is Japanese for ‘the Pleiades’.
@nickpilger5190Ай бұрын
He’s not bright enough to know that. He probably thinks they are sparkles😂
@YunnersАй бұрын
This is the equivalent of Snorkeling in the shallows of a secluded bay to try and prove Blue Whales don't exist.
@DoogukАй бұрын
Or my favourite "There aren't any sharks in these waters"
@atheistboomer7700Ай бұрын
Ridiculous! I wonder if he’s going to the Antarctic?
@JaelPendragonАй бұрын
It's more like checking a 100 gallons waterbox acquarium
@deanakalova3063Ай бұрын
Secluded bay!? More like a puddle...lol
@AskanHelstroemАй бұрын
@@Dooguk don't know why... but I had to imagine something like a lifeguard, inspecting the cleanliness of the pool water... "Yep...no sharks here. Have fun." -5 seconds later- "Oh Gods!! Oh no!! Oh no...Oh gods!!" xD
@tankeaterАй бұрын
Wow... Was anybody else embarrassed for him? The fact he did it 4 ways just made it agonizing!
@ChrisamicАй бұрын
Yep, and even pointing it four ways he still didn’t figure it out.
@alexbourdeau4438Ай бұрын
Uh oh, the flat earth map on his bonnet is curved . . .
@ScrypKat56Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@erinw6120Ай бұрын
Even better, he ordered a poster-sized magnetic sign for the hood, but didn't know the Outback's hood is aluminium. That's why he ordered a new vinyl sticker for it.
@AskanHelstroemАй бұрын
@@erinw6120 "but alumimimu...alumnini...the hood os made out of metal..?! That's just another conspiracy, directly targeting him!!" xDDD
@msyoungauАй бұрын
@@AskanHelstroemAluminium is not magnetic. That's why he had to get a vinyl.
@fareemvenosa3774Ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@captainlengthwidth6692Ай бұрын
Wait? Did he just move the spirit level four times? He did. He stood and moved the spirit level around him in four stages. So two times it was orientated N-S and two times E-W. At no point apparently did it occur to him that once it was oriented N-S he could peer across it to 'measure the flatness' of the Eastern horizon then walk round to the other side of the thing to 'measure the flatness' of the Western horizon without having to reset his equipment? If there was any proof needed that flat earthers think the whole universe is centred on them and they don't have the ability to move, even a couple of steps, outside their fixed viewpoint this is it.
@invisiblekid99Ай бұрын
OMG lol. I missed that.
@stephenolan5539Ай бұрын
And each time he was facing forward.
@TheDainerssАй бұрын
It also demonstrates a complete lack of understanding about the scientific method. Why people take their geography, astronomy and astrophysics knowledge from these people is beyond me. They lack any expertise in these fields of study and have no knowledge of proper testing procedures. I have seen 4th grade science projects with better testing discipline.
@Anonymous-df8itАй бұрын
Also, presumably, the way he's trying to measure the Earth's curvature is by placing the spirit level in front of the horizon and seeing if the latter (from left to right) starts under the former, then goes above it, then below it again; however, his camera is, oh, so conveniently, shaking all over the place!
@b4ph0m3tdk9Ай бұрын
The bible will do that to you...
@jumpjack6436Ай бұрын
Using a spirit level to look for the earth's curvature is like using a hand held thermometer to measure the temperature of the sun! I mean.... who would do that?!
@lasskinn474Ай бұрын
you could do it with a gyro (not acceleration sensor) and a spirit level (or an ideal gyro + acceleration sensor). you could measure the angle differences then between two places and get the curvature.
@UncleThorАй бұрын
Another flerf actually did that. Granted, it was a laser thermometer, but still, they are that stupid.
@msyoungauАй бұрын
Isn't that level just telling him that the camera platform is level on the stand?
@zntei2374Ай бұрын
@@UncleThorwooosh
@jumpjack6436Ай бұрын
@@UncleThor Hi mate. Yes I was aware. It was the same guy!
@Snuggles_the_UnholyАй бұрын
This guy is the reason why shampoo has instructions.
@Logarithm90627 күн бұрын
This guy is also the reason why the person writing the instructions knows it won't stop people from somehow, deliberately, screwing up washing their hair. Seriously guys, you're meant to drink the shampoo. It stops the chemtrails from affecting your brain.
@luisfilipe2023Ай бұрын
The fact that these people are allowed to drive metal heavy objects is seriously concerning
@DudeTheMightyАй бұрын
There's a zoo in India that taught an orangutan how to drive a golf cart. You don't need to be smart, just capable of learning moderately complex skills.
@rucker69Ай бұрын
That's why I laugh my butt off when anyone says we should treat firearms the same as we do cars. They don't really think the analogy through 100%.
@LassisvulgarisАй бұрын
These people are allowed to VOTE.....
@bobleonheart9600Ай бұрын
You're not kidding. And it makes it all the much worse knowing that he live streams while driving. Often taking time to look through chat.
@ChrisJones-cs2zdАй бұрын
Well, this one likes to park and stand on railroad crossings. So....
@DJ_SycotticАй бұрын
He's not going to find a curve, he's on a level crossing....
@notamoron2246Ай бұрын
Close the door on the way out please.
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
I see what you did there.
@hansj5846Ай бұрын
Ta dum 😂😂
@sarumano884Ай бұрын
Boom! Boom! 😂
@CD_CharacterАй бұрын
Nice. I had no trouble following your train of thought.
@billymiles6870Ай бұрын
So Mikey drives around town advertising that he is an idiot.
@sourisvoleur4854Ай бұрын
You can just imagine what people say to each other as he comes driving up.
@DolphinTownHarderwijkАй бұрын
@@sourisvoleur4854 They will be in an eternal laughing fit!
@mikebronicki8264Ай бұрын
Complete with his name, no less. He should include a phone number.
@sourisvoleur4854Ай бұрын
@@mikebronicki8264 In a teeny tiny midwest town they all probably know his tax ID number already.
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
He lives in Assiniboia (he mentioned it on a previous video). It's a small town 43 miles north of the border, with a population of about 2,500. It's safe to say that everyone there already knows that he's an idiot.
@patmacrotch5611Ай бұрын
The mere fact that they can’t understand why that “test” isn’t valid for measuring the earths curve tells you all you need to know about their capabilities and understanding of math and science.
@falklumoАй бұрын
It is valid. It's just that you only obtain a lower bound for the Earth's radius, not the radius itself.
@commanderuseless168522 күн бұрын
I'm awful at math and definitely not much of a scientist, but even an idiot like me can figure out that his miniature scale test wouldn't prove anything. If it did prove that there WAS curvature, can you imagine how tiny our Earth would be? haha
@pizza01412Ай бұрын
Measuring the curve with a spirit level is almost as dumb as trying to measure the sun's temp with a thermometer
@rickkwitkoski1976Ай бұрын
Yeah, well... he DID try that too! With an IR thermometer. Are you referring to that?
@TimeFadesMemoryLastsАй бұрын
@@rickkwitkoski1976 Seriously? How dumb can a human be?
@Diana_L.Ай бұрын
Or trying to determine the weight of an aircraft carrier using their kitchen scale.
@falklumoАй бұрын
It's actually NOT that dumb, as this is how the temperature of the Sun's surface is measured indeed. It is 5500 K or ºC which is also the color temperature of daylight and what a specialized IR thermometer (eg., a spectrometer) would measure (an off-the shelf thermometer would fail though, because they only work below 1000ºC and for less radiation). If you heat an object on Earth so hot that it glows daylight-white then it has the same temperature as the surface of the Sun.
@pizza01412Ай бұрын
Using a hand held thermometer from the earth's surface? I don't think so @@falklumo
@melodicchronic5181Ай бұрын
I bet Subaru is pissed that it's one of their cars.
@jessmore9870Ай бұрын
And Subaru is the Japanese term fro the Pleiades, more out of focus stars.
@time2fly2124Ай бұрын
"this ones permanent" good luck selling that car then... aint no one buying it with that on it.
@borano2031Ай бұрын
Didn´t I hear that Subaru is looking for someone to teach Mikey " a lesson about their cars "?? Rgr
@bobbyd4120Ай бұрын
they're just surprised a guy owes one
@caw25shaАй бұрын
Ah, Subaru, the company famous for their horizontally appozed engines.
@Lexxicon13Ай бұрын
why is it everyone who says "do some research" are always the people that haven't done any?
@SilverSlayerАй бұрын
Flat earthers can’t comprehend how big the earth is.. using a 3ft spirit level of coarse isn’t going to show crap. There’s no way he thinks you’d see a curve with that?
@Deebz270Ай бұрын
Ya think? .... Oh and it is.... // of COURSE...// Coarse = opposite of 'fine' ; rough; sharp; abrasive.
@puppiesarepower3682Ай бұрын
And her lies the issue. Many of these guys are not able to comprehend the scale of reality. They have a fear of anything outside their sphere of influence.
@arbjfulАй бұрын
Or what if the earth is really flat
@cooperisedАй бұрын
@@Deebz270 Nope - your spelling is correct but your chosen meaning is not. It's "course" as in the heading or route of a vehicle or river, so "of course" implies that something fits a natural or expected order. 🤓
@chrisbenson6683Ай бұрын
Actually, you can see curvature using a spirit level. You just have to be up higher.
@malcolmmckinsey3927Ай бұрын
I taught sixth graders science. I taught them to perform experiments and to think critically. This guy is thinking and performing like a second grader.
@Mouth-of-SpaghettiАй бұрын
Thats insulting to second graders. l think l could get most second graders to understand how useless his 'demonstration' was. After explaining how tiny of an area he was observing of this massive planet.
@deathsheir2035Ай бұрын
I know first graders smarter than this guy. So apologize to all the second graders for that comparison.
@Durzo1259Ай бұрын
@@Mouth-of-Spaghetti If you told a 2nd grader that this is how you measure the Earth, they'd take the adult's word for it and believe you. I honestly think this is the level of Mikey's intelligence; he's beyond calling an idiot, I think he's legitimately mentally disabled.
@falklumoАй бұрын
That's an unfair comment actually. What is to accuse him is that he doesn't perform a quantitative analysis of his measurement and derive a MINIMUM radius for Earth. The measurement itself was ok though.
@Yehan-xt7cwАй бұрын
The terrain he films is *not* flat. - The railroad tracks are elevated. - Some patches of wood seem elevated. - The farm field is lower that the road.
@FrostyShadowYTАй бұрын
Exactly, if he did that on a beach he'd see a slight curve and there are videos on youtube showing that :v
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
When he looks down the railway, you can see a distinct change in the direction of the power poles, as they start rising again, so the "horizon" in that direction is just a local hump in the geology.
@larswilms8275Ай бұрын
right. Redo the experiment overlooking lake Winnipeg would already be a major improvement. At least the water is level.
@hmu05366Ай бұрын
If he doesn’t realise these errors he is too far gone to come back to sanity
@FrostyShadowYTАй бұрын
@@hmu05366 do you really think that there's still a chance for someone who unironically drives around in that car?
@snaptrap5558Ай бұрын
"Do you have a problem with your neighbors being too eager to talk to you? WELL DO I HAVE THE SOLUTION FOR YOU!!!"
@donnyh3497Ай бұрын
😂 omg I'm going to keep that in mind!
@only1muppetАй бұрын
I’m going to have to try to use that with the next guy that asks me for money. 😂
@harleydavo1099Ай бұрын
😅😅😅😅
@dan9948Ай бұрын
See how it all lines up as he MOVES HIS PHONE WITH HIS HAND from end to end? 🤦♂️
@blidge8282Ай бұрын
The guys that took the order to print that thing. They are still laughing their asses off
@blowc1612Ай бұрын
They probably saw 🤑🤑 easy to get money off this guy. They're like, you know what else would be good with this stupid.... I mean stupendous idea, A BIGGER SIGN THAT WILL COST YOU.... JUST HAND YOUR CREDIT CARD.
@ericjustice5742Ай бұрын
This is what happens when someone, with no wrinkles in their brain, tries to comprehend large numbers.
@basketcase77Ай бұрын
A brain like two skinless chicken breasts.
@YouthEnergyАй бұрын
"You have to understand basic physics!" - C.C.
@TrevBauerАй бұрын
As a Canadian I am both ashamed and also unsurprised someone from Saskatchewan thinks the earth is flat. It's not their fault, all they see is flat.
@giin97Ай бұрын
Ah yes. One of a handful of places in the world so incredibly flat and boring, they literally added random jogs and curves to the main roads because people kept falling asleep 😂
@warrocketajax373Ай бұрын
As an American I'm glad it's not us for once.
@fastst1Ай бұрын
No oceans, no polar bears, just flat, and grain forever.
@lumpenomewrАй бұрын
Wait a second… this guy is from Saskatchewan????
@computerrepairguyАй бұрын
@@lumpenomewryep. The plates on his flatbrainmobile say so.
@JustJumАй бұрын
I cant believe flerfs are really just like "Guys look, it appears flat! How has nobody never noticed before??? Every single one of the billions of people on Earth must be dumb to have never noticed that the horizon looks flat!" Like, do they really think we wouldn't have noticed that by now? They really think they're geniuses
@AverageJoeGlobeRАй бұрын
Right. It looks flat. Doesn't mean it is. We are all aware it looks flat. But most of us are aware that it's due to the scale
@pierregravel-primeau702Ай бұрын
You get it backward! They wish the earth is flat to prouve their holy book is right. It is the combinasion of sectarism, conspirationism and wishfull thinking. I would like to understand why the north american culture produce that kind of dangerous idiot but here we are...
@discgolfcasausАй бұрын
I find it hilarious that his tool of choice is gorilla tape... I live pretty high up in the mountains, and at 13000 ft of elevation, you can see alot. I'm going up to the peaks next weekend and wish this numbnut would use his "accurate" ducktaped tool up there. You can see the curve, cities, and towns that are more than a two hour drive away.
@blowc1612Ай бұрын
You got it! They think they're the smart ones! That's what this is all about. The idiots, been told they're idiots their whole life. They found a community where you can say the DUMBEST THINGS, and people will call you smart for it. That's the scam of flat earth. The pyramid scheme that sells false intelligence. Just listen to Pisshit his word salad is extra saucy for flerfs, they'll make it and say it all makes sense to them, not knowing their salad is just trash with poison labeled durrrrrrsing.
@blowc1612Ай бұрын
@@discgolfcasauseven if they see it, they'll do mental gymnastics and say durrrrr flat.
@andysmith1996Ай бұрын
2:41 3:34 He couldn't even put his stickers on level with the bottoms of the doors.
@Jalahr77Ай бұрын
Don't worry...it'll find it's own level.
@MadHax-wt5tlАй бұрын
@@Jalahr77 Very LOL's.
@5046dgmoАй бұрын
@Jalahr77 when they fall off.
@XtreeM_FaiLАй бұрын
How come stickers can be flat if they are not level?
@zeroryoko1974Ай бұрын
Not like he has some device that he could use that measures if something is level
@samarthur1847Ай бұрын
It is scary, how many people are losing touch with reality.
@GrillMasterP88Ай бұрын
People have alwyays been that way but flat earth makes it more noticable.
@marhanenАй бұрын
alot of stupid people were too busy with life and then Covid basically forced everyone into the online cesspool with many losing their jobs resulting in a tick up with crazy conspiracy theories and save money scams like sovcits
@Sponge1310Ай бұрын
Yup, plus the internet gives them a place to showcase their mental instability to the world…
@Evan-kАй бұрын
Right? People thinking the earth is flat, dinosaurs are fake, and religion is real. Actual adult humans acting worse than children
@Evan-kАй бұрын
@@samarthur1847 cults are crazy
@DOS-jx9wyАй бұрын
When the physics is complicated, ignorance of the facts becomes science!
@paulslund1Ай бұрын
Spends money on magnetic signs and a rooftop sign, uses duct tape to fix the taillight on his car.. And the guy STILL doesn't cut his nails! 🤢
@josholt61Ай бұрын
He needs those nails for his nose candy.
@YeetusaurusRexАй бұрын
@@josholt61caribou poop is a more likely substance of voice for ol’ Mikey, rather than nose candy.
@jackkennedy1936Ай бұрын
He must on some kind of disabilty, the Gov't hands him money for breathing if that is the case..
@agrofindastationАй бұрын
Scoopity scoop scoop
@whiterabbit75Ай бұрын
To be fair, he probably isn't allowed to use anything sharper than a tennis ball.
@NilsHerrmannАй бұрын
Even the Subaru logo ON HIS OWN CAR shows Stars!
@drunkenhobo8020Ай бұрын
I'd be interested to hear him explain how you can see the Pleiades from both hemispheres but you can only see his Big Dipper from the Northern Hemisphere.
@daveg2104Ай бұрын
Yeah. The Subaru (Pleiades) star cluster to be precise.
@peekster0Ай бұрын
Subaru's have boxer engine's. Which are flat!
@NilsHerrmannАй бұрын
@@peekster0 but Toyota is global market leader.
@Mitch.BuchannonАй бұрын
His car was built on the other side of the globe!
@AussieforeverАй бұрын
The fact that where he is is completely flat, why is there a horizon?
@QTGetomovАй бұрын
"If we went to the top of a mountain, which we don't have here..." So he admits that if you increase your elevation you can see further into the distance, which is surely evidence that the Earth is a globe. This is yet more evidence for Dunning & Kruger's hypothesis that stupid people simply don't know how stupid they are.
@AussieforeverАй бұрын
@@QTGetomov yes and if there where mountain 100s of ks away, he'd see them or the ice wall, which ever came forst. Lol.
@Durzo1259Ай бұрын
I believe the Flat Earthers say light fades out the farther it goes. So if the mountains were 30 miles away, you'd see them. If they were 50 miles, they'd be hazy. If 60 miles away, there'd barely be a faint, hazy image and if 70 miles away, they disappear altogether. Of course that could all be compensated for with a telescope.
@falklumoАй бұрын
@@Durzo1259 I live in front of the Alps. At good weather, they appear right in front of me, I feel i can grab them. At many days, they aren't visible at all, whatever good telescope you use. I even wrote a blog article about how far telephoto lenses make sense. Moreover, At higher altitude you can see farer away because the atmosphere at higher altitudes has a lower density of light scattering particles. As a matter of fact, a flat earth would - for the most part - appear exactly the same to us. The effects of the Earth being a globe are subtle. Esp. if you take atmospheric refraction into account which make light rays bend a little. I believe the most obvious proof is that the moon in the south appears "upside down".
@nothere7198Ай бұрын
@@falklumo Well, when flatties explain planes flying upside down as an effect of the globe I'm not sure what an upside down moon would do to them. Probably cause them to sputter something about NASA mind control or buggy projection error. Wait, no, TWO moons ! It's so obvious ! lol
@nnelg8139Ай бұрын
I don't think I've ever felt so genuinely sad for a flerfer before.
@JWRogersPSАй бұрын
"Flat" and "level" are not the same thing. Why can't flerfs understand that?
@nickryan3417Ай бұрын
Flerfs can't understand *anything*... but that's their main problem.
@algomaone121Ай бұрын
It’s that they refuse to understand it. If they did, they’d have to swallow their pride and give up the theory.
@vermin13_no-one_10Ай бұрын
Coz flidiots are stupid!
@fatdollarАй бұрын
maybe they don't understand that I can get a level reading on top of a basketball I wonder how they'd explain that one away.
@vaikjsf34a20 күн бұрын
Tell them something can be flat and unlevel at the same time, their heads would explode.
@joelyoungcbiАй бұрын
These people have zero idea of how big this planet is.
@seaofenergy2765Ай бұрын
BiG NuMBeRs MeAN FAkE!
@Durzo1259Ай бұрын
Flat Earthers remind me of when I was 5 years old - I live in British Columbia and my grandparents lived in Florida - and I had a dream where me and my mom rode our bikes to Florida to go visit them. Later I thought the dream was a memory, my mom tried to explain that Florida was too far away to ride our bikes, but I was sure we just spent an extra long time riding our bikes to get there, like a whole 2 hours.
@kimmykimkoАй бұрын
How so? Isn't there an agency that tells us how big it is? If we believe them we can just plug in numbers to a formula.
@rc-fannl7364Ай бұрын
I guess his world is only for as far as he can see, lol
@BThietjeАй бұрын
Flerfmobile is a laughingstock, no question.
@MegaBadgemanАй бұрын
Does it have a internet dependent navigation system?
@Foxhunter49Ай бұрын
@@MegaBadgeman No but he probably is an Uber/Lyft driver part time!
@johnstirling6597Ай бұрын
Hard to see anything from his mums basement!😂
@vernonmcphee6746Ай бұрын
It is quite literally a Clown Car.
@DeletiriumАй бұрын
I can't imagine traffic cops are going to be too thrilled with that giant sign on the roof... "Why d'ya kewp pulling me over, are you working for NASA??!!"
@bgm1958Ай бұрын
Reminds me of an American insult. "That boy is about half a bubble off plumb"
@dreadnoughtus2598Ай бұрын
His spirit level bubble shows water curving.
@j0hnf_ukАй бұрын
So much for water finding its level. 🤣
@dreadnoughtus2598Ай бұрын
@@j0hnf_uk 😄👍
@SteelyEyedHАй бұрын
lol. Indeed
@mathiasfischbach4843Ай бұрын
The way he is constantly moving the camera it would be impossible to see curvature even if it was visible in his "experiment".
@jaymac7203Ай бұрын
Yeah the freehand camera is hilarious 😭 lol
@fakecrusaderАй бұрын
Poor boy can't afford TWO tripods. Or is he just trying to be edgy with his cinematography? (handheld is so passe darling)
@vaikjsf34a20 күн бұрын
well it was more of an observation which by their own rules means the experiment is invalid and the earth must be a globe
@yourguard4Ай бұрын
This..piece of art.. isn't complete without flat tires.
@suzannepottsshortsАй бұрын
Maybe he got them from Flatt Tire in Des Moines, Iowa? 🤷
@offroadroverАй бұрын
These people are getting harder and harder to watch.
@Famous-PotatoesАй бұрын
Appozed is NOT a word. Opposed IS. He doesn’t want to find curvature and he’d crap his shorts if he did!
@thisnametaken3735Ай бұрын
Subaru cars have a FLAT 4 or 6, boxer engine. Horizontally opposed. Probably why he bought one. But Subaru is the Japanese name for the constellation Pleiades. Hence, the six stars on the emblem. But he's too thick to connect the facts. And he still can't spell.
@FuryPilotАй бұрын
He could mean Apposed (which means side by side) - but I've never seen it spelt with a z.
@tma2001Ай бұрын
@@FuryPilot well at least I learnt something new if nothing else!
@528CircleАй бұрын
@@thisnametaken3735I always wondered why their logo was stars.
@ianchisholm5756Ай бұрын
@@tma2001 I'm an English lecturer and I had to look it up. According to my trusty Oxford Dictionary, in the 16th century it meant 'to confront with hard questions'. That must be what Mikey's going for, as 'Horizon side by side' would make no sense. Oh, wait...
@Spitts44Ай бұрын
Oh Jesus. On behalf of Saskatchewan and indeed Canada, we apologize for this guys utter stupidity. I just about lost a lung when I saw that license plate.
@caw25shaАй бұрын
Land of the Living Skies. I wonder how NASA fakes them. Pretty impressive however it's done.
@DPBGMODELRAILROADАй бұрын
And I said, "Whew, at least he not from the good ole U S of A!
@rickkwitkoski1976Ай бұрын
@@DPBGMODELRAILROAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Mikey would fit right in in Oklahoma, Texas... He just needs to find the raight excent!
@rickkwitkoski1976Ай бұрын
@Spitts44b Check out more idiocy on his channel. Mikey is of limited intelligence and is very low hanging fruit for Scimandan and others.
@natehill8069Ай бұрын
Actually I though the plate was the smartest thing about him
@SteefPipАй бұрын
"Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize flerfs are stupider than that" -George Carlin, probably.....
@Mart77Ай бұрын
I think we can take average person IQ, substract 50% from it and then we'd reach flerf level (pun intended)
@MadHax-wt5tlАй бұрын
@@Mart77 You really think it's that high!?
@Mart77Ай бұрын
@@MadHax-wt5tl Average IQ is about 100. So let's say average flerf has it at 50. Having a IQ of 50 means that person has a moderate intellectual disability. In other words, one is (mildly) mentally retarded.
@Mart77Ай бұрын
@@MadHax-wt5tl Average person's IQ is about 100. So let's say flerf's IQs are around 50. Having an IQ of 50 means that one has a moderate intellectual disability. In other words, that person is (mildly) mentally retarded.
@WilliamDavis-lf5bqАй бұрын
@MadHax-wt5tl I agree. That's still way to high. My brother is flerf convert, high school drop-out, but knows more than Hawking or Einstein... Brilliant.
@docbrodyАй бұрын
This is actually depressing. How can these people function in life. Just so sad.
@paulgabel2029Ай бұрын
By that logic......hurricanes are fake because I filled a pot of water and there were no waves.
@JB_inksАй бұрын
"APPOZED" - or as we normal people like to call it - "opposed".
@TheBaldrickkАй бұрын
If he can't even spell words correctly, should we be surprised he can't cope with science?
@andystokes8702Ай бұрын
Yes, I saw 'appozed' and wondered what it meant, maybe it's a word I had not heard before. I was right, but I'm not alone; none of the online dictionaries have heard of it either. Even Google asked me if I meant 'opposed'. Good going, Mikey, two spelling mistakes in a word that only has seven letters to start with.
@ArakkoaChroniclesАй бұрын
@@andystokes8702 Maybe it's like some Flat Earth lingo that the general public hasn't picked up on.
@Road-PeasantАй бұрын
I was wondering about the spelling/meaning there as well. 🤔
@FrankyFeedlerАй бұрын
Googling it gives his linkedin as first result. Sus.
@MrPatchPlaysАй бұрын
"I can't google how to mount signage on a mounting rack, but I know the earth is flat!" How does one lose touch with reality this severly?
@RedDragonForce2Ай бұрын
Gotta delude to Flerf!
@Deebz270Ай бұрын
God?
@ChrisamicАй бұрын
You’re assuming there was ever a firm grasp of reality to start with.
@darksu6947Ай бұрын
Crack smoke is a good start
@galomir833Ай бұрын
he failed is reality check a bit too much
@noahsmith7354Ай бұрын
It's amazing how the people least deserving of it are the most in need of a trip to the ISS.
@PopeLandoАй бұрын
He appears to be in a rare place where he could get a telescope on that dead-straight railway and see the rails disappearing before they merge at the vanishing point.
@macronencerАй бұрын
Excellent idea.
@SD-ik1xfАй бұрын
It’s Saskatchewan. He should be able to do that almost anywhere in that province. It is flat! I think there’s an old joke about a man watching his dog run away, for three days.
@kmbbmj5857Ай бұрын
His sky will be so dark at night he should get a decent telescope and observe the universe at night. Spend enough time observing and tracking the stars, in focus by the way. And calculating the proper angles to observe them will show how the pizza planet doesn't work. He might learn something.
@davidg4288Ай бұрын
@@kmbbmj5857 I'm kind of envious that *he* gets to see the stars and I don't. Well not without traveling. And that star picture certainly can't be "Sirius".
@bainies3272Ай бұрын
An out of focus star on a reasonably priced car - Top Gear missed a trick there!
@yourguard4Ай бұрын
And it is an Subaru, with stars on the emblem.
@larswilms8275Ай бұрын
@@yourguard4 Subarus are also reasonably price. It wasn't always a Kia Cee apostrophe d.
@ottomaddoxx5360Ай бұрын
@@yourguard4 The Subaru logo is The Pleiades star cluster. In case you weren't already aware.
@Retrospective1982Ай бұрын
You'd think somebody so obsessed with a spirit level and how flat the earth is would make sure the stickers on his door were straight!
@russbell6418Ай бұрын
We used to call them a whiskey stick. He’s been drinking the bubble fluid.
@Henge2423Ай бұрын
I'm so glad people advertise to not talk to them nowadays.
@olliedeeАй бұрын
A spirit level gaffa taped to a tripod in a field? Compared to decades of the most advanced technologies? You win Mikey. Bless him😅😅
@anthonyward8853Ай бұрын
You don't need advanced technology. People were figuring out the shape and size of Earth 1000 years ago with basic tools and an understanding of trigonometry.
@KombatGodАй бұрын
No, curse him.
@olliedeeАй бұрын
@@anthonyward8853 very true, but this is Mikey we are talking about, he doesn't have a basic understanding of anything, this is the guy who tried to measure the sun's temperature with an IR thermometer 😅😅
@DeletiriumАй бұрын
It's so adorable when they try to do science. 😂
@RegebroRepairsАй бұрын
Displaying what a failure his life is for all to see.
@luchagain3424Ай бұрын
I am an avid marijuana smoker for about 35 years. Mikey is proof that weed isn’t for everyone.
@SteefPipАй бұрын
If he's smokin then he's making the rest of us look stupid.
@MisterEpsilonАй бұрын
He's smoking that K2 pack lol
@MikeInHalifaxАй бұрын
No amount of weed can make.a stupid person smart but it can make them think they are.
@k29king1Ай бұрын
No, he’s just an idiot, no weed necessary.
@k.h.1587Ай бұрын
Nor is meth
@The_Ragequit_CannonАй бұрын
As if having a flat earth car wasn't dumb enough, he even misspelled "opposed". Why am I not surprised?
@miyahollands6136Ай бұрын
the Fluth-mobile, is less General Lee, and more a general embarrassment
@DPBGMODELRAILROADАй бұрын
Hey, even the Duke boys didn't fall for flat earth idiocy, though it Boss Hogg saw a flat earther he would have found a way to make a few dollars off of them!
@afg122602Ай бұрын
Could you imagine if your Uber showed up looking like that. I'd walk
@threetythreepercentАй бұрын
“Appozed?” Dear oh dear… can’t help but think some flerfers are just laying the groundwork for an eventual insanity plea…
@tonib5899Ай бұрын
Right, I thought it meant some flat earth lingo. It was supposed to be opposed. My god, he really does advertise his idiocy.
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
And he used "u" in place of "you" on a printed sign.
@rayfighterАй бұрын
@@tonib5899well, it is the flatearth lingo now! 😂
@EbuCallinav17 күн бұрын
This is a man who could be sent to the ISS and still claim that the earth is flat.
@indigenousking8248Ай бұрын
Do people really not realize how minuscule they are to the scale of the earth 😂🤦🏿♂️
@JB_inksАй бұрын
or how minuscule his brain is
@mrpositroniaАй бұрын
They cannot comprehend scale.
@SgtWilko1979Ай бұрын
If they can't see it, it doesn't exist. Like covering a babies eyes to play peek-a-boo.
@marylynne9104Ай бұрын
This is what scares them, that they/we are so insignificant on this planet, and even more so in the cosmos.
@nigeh5326Ай бұрын
Nope nor can they understand on a globe Earth people live in the southern and northern hemisphere without falling off 🙄 They cannot understand gravity pulls everything to the centre, there is no up and down in space, everything is moving in space and space is bigger than we can comprehend. After all flerfs also tend to believe; Earth is 5000 years old, dinosaurs are either fake or lived alongside humans, aircraft spread chemtrails and we live on a pizza. Dumb is a good way to describe them.
@arch4053Ай бұрын
Why has he done this? How is he not embarassed?
@blowc1612Ай бұрын
The village must have suggested it. So they can have a tourist attraction. "SEE THE AMAZING IDIOT, SO DUMB TO UNDERSTAND THEY ARE DUMB"
@caw25shaАй бұрын
I'm really embarrassed that all my life I've believed the earth was a sphere. I'm really pleased to have seen his car and found out the truth 😂
@NildreadАй бұрын
@@caw25shabut when I stand out in an empty field I can't see his car. Even if I have a spirit level. So it must not be real.
@rickkwitkoski1976Ай бұрын
@arch4053 Mikey is of low intelligence. He doesn't understand embarassment.
@nqkoi159Ай бұрын
Its like watching a bacteria trying to measure the shape of an apple or something :D
@MiddleMalcolmАй бұрын
Beautiful! "Interesting" is the new "Thanks Bob"! 😂
@h14hc124Ай бұрын
When he mentioned the hinges failing on the original design of his sign, I thought they're not the only thing here that's come completely unhinged.
@JMartJrАй бұрын
Perhaps the screws were loose...
@davidg4288Ай бұрын
@@JMartJr It would be best to check for a loose nut behind the wheel too as long as he's at it.
@sebasvonlandkrohn5032Ай бұрын
How Come there are so many photographs of the globe and absolutey NONE of the flat earth?
@XtreeM_FaiLАй бұрын
Because it is easier to draw a picture than take a picture. Idk how it works.
@patrick-westАй бұрын
Apparently it's easier to perform shoddy experiments with poor equipment and no variable control too... The camera movement alone made that "experiment" completely void, I'd argue you could see "curve" looking at that video... But the experiment shouldn't have shown curve so it's probably more to do with the camera being twice as close to the middle as the ends... And how much he shakes it while turning. But, using flerf logic the fact the there seemed to be more horizon above the middle of the level than the ends proves curve right?
@tma2001Ай бұрын
@@patrick-west ironically if he had sighted along the level he might of observed horizon drop although he may not be high enough - best done on top of a cliff by the sea on a clear day when it is very obvious.
@patrick-westАй бұрын
@@tma2001 yeah, I think it's entirely possible for "regular people" to observe the curve, to do experiments which disprove flat earth... And generally just "think it through"... But just because you're a "regular person" doesn't mean you are by definition correct... (Not suggesting you're saying this, just that that seems to be the implicit argument for Flat Earth)
@tma2001Ай бұрын
@@patrick-west they forget there are two types of curve: lateral across the field of vision which is the one they obsess about and is very subtle and radial away from one aka horizon drop, like with the Lake Pontchartrain transmission towers. Considering many argue 'light fixtures in the celing have no bearing on the shape of the floor' re. appearance of heavenly bodies, I don't know why the obvious to the naked eye horizon drop isn't enough proof of the 'shape of the floor' /sigh.
@thomasgraham1138Ай бұрын
He has zeroed out the re-sale value of his nice Subaru..... What an idiot!!!!
@davidg4288Ай бұрын
Actually there's some sign of intelligence there. Most of the crap on the car is removable. Even the "permanent" map on the hood is probably a sticker. There was even some attempt to make the absurd billboard on the roof aerodynamic, although if he really drives around with that it's gotta be killing his gas mileage to be seen by almost nobody. I think he just loads it up for KZbin. Some kind soul is helping him think this through and not destroy the car. As far as flat Earth goes, well, a surveyor he is not.
@markhansen5142Ай бұрын
@@davidg4288 Pretty sure he's already destroyed the car. Check out 3:27 and the wonderful panel beating. The man is in love with duct tape. "Need to repair your car? Grab that magic tape! Need to mount a spirit level on a tripod? You know what you need."
@davidg4288Ай бұрын
@@markhansen5142 Yes, I see it now. I live in the rust belt so I have pretty low standards but that's still bad. That huge sign can't be harmless either. I don't transport my bicycle on the roof for that reason, I just know I'd forget and pull in the garage, which would damage the bike, the car, and the garage all at once. Nope!
@leeedsonetwoАй бұрын
Why do they not simply go and look over the edge. If it is flat what is on the other side.
@robart6366Ай бұрын
I wanted to make one thing clear, because I see this every time: You CANNOT see a curvature on a big ball from the ground (or a bit above) whatsoever! It would be different on a cylinder, which is bent in only one dimension, so you can make out the difference when you compare to the straight other dimension. The sphere of a ball is a 2-D manifold, that is equally curved in every direction. If you are located on the surface, every point of the horizon (which distance depends on your height of viewing) has the exact same angle from your plumb point to the surface and is almost exactly 90° (maybe 89,999°) - all around you! To see the curvature this angle should be way smaller than 90°, so it needs more height. (I’m no native speaker, so sorry, if my explanations aren’t very good)
@SysterYsterАй бұрын
That was a great explanation. Make very much sense.
@CaelinusАй бұрын
Exactly! I think that this particular misunderstanding on the part of flerfs really demonstrates how hard it is for them to visualize objects in 3 dimensions.
@tjmbАй бұрын
Great explanation. It should also be noted that even on a cylinder at the same scale as Earth you wouldn’t be able to see curvature from the ground.
@sarumano884Ай бұрын
@@robart6366 I beg to differ. If you go to the coast, find some horizontal railings, and adjust yourself so that you can see both ends just touching the horizon... then look at the middle of the rail, which will be below the horizon.
@Rubensgardens.SkogsmuseumАй бұрын
I figured this out when my age was one digit.
@triadmadАй бұрын
Every community has "that guy", a person that causes people to change directions, cross the street, and at all costs, avoid eye contact.
@asdusty4372Ай бұрын
A lot of people would benefit from driving around a car which says "I am an idiot".
@russbell6418Ай бұрын
The rest of us would benefit. Give ‘em a wider berth.
@dorklyasmr6017Ай бұрын
Well that proves it. I'm convinced. Spirit Level all the way!
@anthonyitzie9341Ай бұрын
Wow….he convinced me to abandon 2000 years of science.
@brianlee5702Ай бұрын
One side of his rooftop sign, in big letters, says Horizontally Appozed. Says it all, really.
@NomadSoul76Ай бұрын
So if it isn't obvious, it seems likely that that was an attempt to say horizontally opposed, which is a description of the design of the Subaru boxer engine which has an unconventional piston layout. But of course that's not how you spell it. I'm wondering if there's something else going on and if he thinks he's making a clever pun. Yes it seems clear that he's very fond of that car and given his mentality would make sense for him to latch on to the unique engine layout, but I wonder if he thinks it's making some sort of pun because to him horizontal means flat like the Flat Earth. No it doesn't actually make sense, if he was opposed to the horizontal that would mean he was favoring the vertical or something and that just is meaningless. But I have a bad feeling he thinks it's a clever play on words.
@stephenlowe8158Ай бұрын
Who would ride around with a sign that says "I will never get laid" on top of their car?
@VikanuckАй бұрын
Mikey already IS a sign that says ‘I will never get laid’… this is just putting a hat on a hat really 🤷🏻♂️
@blowc1612Ай бұрын
He puts more effort to repel people than an ugly guy getting laid by a hot chick.
@JimschrbrАй бұрын
Well now, do sheep count? 🤔 Asking for friend! 😳
@user-wq9bg7uu5xАй бұрын
Mikey to hitch-hiker, in the middle of nowhere. "Wanna lift?" Hitchhiker. "Nuh!!!!"
@Rubensgardens.SkogsmuseumАй бұрын
I think it would be easier to get leyed with women that thinks the earth is flat.
@VigoplАй бұрын
I admire your devotion, nerves of steel and sheer f....g will to do what you do, so we don't have to
@Bozeman42Ай бұрын
He literally can't figure out that he should move to the other side of the car so it isn't in the way.
@Sheepy007Ай бұрын
"I'm familiar with the bubble, Mikey. I also dabble in precision, and if you think you can even approach it with your sad, naked, caveman eyeball and a bubble of f*cking air, you're the reason this species is a failure, and it makes me angry! "
@samueltaylor4989Ай бұрын
It’s Morty not Mikey.
@thezenwizardАй бұрын
@@samueltaylor4989 If I am not mistaken, sheepy was deliberately misquoting Rick and Morty for comedic effect.
@Fred2-123Ай бұрын
And the camera is being hand held! You can see the horizon bobble up and down as he moves the camera.
@andydowse1234Ай бұрын
Why is he using a spirit level? Surely any straight bit of material would do the same job? He's not trying to check if the earth is slightly tilted up at one end...
@tma2001Ай бұрын
ironically if he sighted along any straight edge he would of observed just that! aka horizon drop (although probably not obvious from ground level).
@bashmahsАй бұрын
He convinced me. Now im flatearther. Gosh, how did i not understood that my whole life.
@bullonetwo7261Ай бұрын
If the earth was flat, could he see the Burj Khalifa in Dubai from his location? He must be able to see Mount Everest, right??
@k.h.1587Ай бұрын
They need to make a nikon p10000 for that
@Mart77Ай бұрын
I live in northern Europe. My favourite thing to do in the mornings is just sit on my balcony with coffee and enjoy looking at Pyramids of Giza with my telescope (luckily there is no big cities in the way)
@mikebronicki8264Ай бұрын
I think the Denver skyline is reasonable enough. Come on, Mikey! We'll wait...
@Mitch.BuchannonАй бұрын
No because the Rocky Mountains are between him and Everest and the Pyrenees block the free view towards Arabia (otherwise he easily could). You should do some research before commenting!
@rootyАй бұрын
Something something atmosphere
@EutolicosАй бұрын
Do your research! Start by asking the Flerf if he is a homeschool dropout!
@richardjohnson4052Ай бұрын
I want to see him hit a strong cross-wind, have the sign blow off, hit another car causing a minor accident and get ticketed, arrested and sued. THEN his defence in court is that the earth is flat.
@CarBENbasedАй бұрын
He can get the moon landing denier that always says stuff is "provable in a court of law" as his lawyer! XD
@peterrenn6341Ай бұрын
Imagine a car like this being in ANY sort of accident. His insurance company will say his vehicle is modified so not insured and the other guy's will say "demonstrably a nutter"
@mrdean253911 сағат бұрын
I once had a conversation with a FLERF. He said that he couldn't see a curvature, so there wasn't one. Annoyed, I picked up an orange and asked him if it was round. He said yes. I then put it less than half an inch from his eye and asked if he could see any curvature. He said no. I loudly proclaimed, 'Then the orange is not round.' He didn't get it and I ate the orange. No, there was no point to the story. Rather like talking to a FLERF.
@ythinderАй бұрын
I don't know which made me laugh more, his Flatmobile or him using a spirit level to debunk curve 🤣🤣🤣
@proud_atheist5759Ай бұрын
He is from Saskatchewan, Canada, which is known in Canada as a flat part of the country. There is a joke about a dog running away. They say that in Saskatchewan if your dog runs away, you can see him running away for three days!!!
@PaladwynАй бұрын
It's been 10 years and I can still see it running away.
@CD_CharacterАй бұрын
@@Paladwyn If it's Mikey's dog, he's still running.
@DeletiriumАй бұрын
Clearly, Mikey took that story to heart.
@kurtstory9466Ай бұрын
He should drive over to BC and try to find that level.
@macleadgАй бұрын
So, you’re a flat-Saskatchewan-er?
@IAmSweetPeaАй бұрын
What the hell ….. he’s Horizontally “Appozed” 😂 The Printer had a great laugh with this order!
@evilbob840Ай бұрын
It's not common, but "apposed" is a word meaning "placed next to". Pretty much the opposite of "opposed". :)
@IAmSweetPeaАй бұрын
@@evilbob840 AppoSed sure does have a meaning. AppoZed does not. But honestly I’m not sure which one is funnier. No doubt he meant “opposed”
@BerkeleyTowersАй бұрын
Who employs these people? Do they hold down regular jobs? Where do they get their money from? They rarely appear to be short of a bob or two.
@MonaroTravelsАй бұрын
What a waste of a car, perfectly good tripod, spirit level, duct tape and oxygen he is!!
@extesht9643Ай бұрын
How ridiculous. Next you'll tell me he is going to try to measure the temperature of the sun with an IR thermometer.
@rickkwitkoski1976Ай бұрын
@extesht9643 Now I Know you're being sarcastic! Have you seen his attempt at a Foucault Pendulum?
@acefox1Ай бұрын
Oh Mikey… I just feel so much sadness whenever he shows up.
@ascott6804Ай бұрын
They keep proveing how insignificant humans are to this huge ball spiraling through space. They don't even know it.
@Graeme_LastnameАй бұрын
In the local vernacular "what a bloody drongo." 🤣🇦🇺
@kenchristie9214Ай бұрын
Mikey's a few sheep loose in the top paddock. No wonder his wife makes him do his videos outside.
@Graeme_LastnameАй бұрын
@@kenchristie9214 🤣👍
@msyoungauАй бұрын
@@kenchristie9214more like a few roos
@j0hnf_ukАй бұрын
As mad as a gum tree full of Galahs.
@Graeme_LastnameАй бұрын
@@j0hnf_uk Bloody oath m8. 🤪
@RechargeratorАй бұрын
"Allow me to demonstrate my complete lack of comprehension of basic science...gotcha!"
@ScampcamАй бұрын
if the Earth was flat and he stood in an open field like this. Why can't he see any skyscrapers or mountains that are beyond the curve?
@michaelsmith7425Ай бұрын
Don't apply logic to their arguments. They have zero levels off comprehension.🤣🤣🤣
@xlerb2286Ай бұрын
I live in a flat part of the country. I can tell the earth is curved just by going for a drive on a winter day when the air is still and clear and you can see for miles. You can see tall buildings appear from the top down as you approach them, and disappear from the bottom up behind you. No fancy measuring devices needed. Apparently this ... gentleman has never had the opportunity to do so.