This Game Is Actually Free

Every choice matters and we follow their path to see where they lead us. Good luck trying to predict what happens next at any point. There's only one constant, the seed.
Mitoza - store.steampowered.com/app/15...
PC Specs - Intel - Core i9-9980XE 3 GHz 18-Core Processor
2xNVIDIA - GeForce RTX 2080 Ti 11 GB Founders Edition Video Card (2-Way SLI)
Asus - ROG RAMPAGE VI EXTREME EATX LGA2066 Motherboard
Samsung - 970 Pro 1 TB M.2-2280 Solid State Drive
Corsair - Vengeance LPX 32 GB (2 x 16 GB) DDR4-4000 Memory

[@Sora383]

This is so trippy cause I can’t tell which effects the editor added and which is part of the actual game.

[@littleomega5110]

It’s just the inside of DFs mind

[@captainsquids2792]

I'm assuming anything that seems comedically timed or images that pop up as if cued it's am edit (ex. "Good"*cue the blue thumbs up*

[@Chillinbean]

alright ik I’m super late but you can get this on mobile or pc too it’s called Mitoza

[@letsplayeverygame7184]

@@Chillinbean thanks

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

​@@captainsquids2792Yeah that is. Honestly it kinda throws it off in my opinion lol

[@Jimmygiggles]

“Let me be normal for a bit” -df immediately smashes pot with bowling ball...

[@Dogprofile]

Yeah I usually use a baby skull

[@harryl3769]

Well, he did say for a “bit”

[@bluesap7318]

@@Dogprofile I use babies as the bowling pins and a spiked ball as my bowling ball!

[@The_Jumping_Box]

That's probably the most normal thing in this game lmao

[@vlogginpenguin4353]

I usually use flying elephants

[@RaynmanPlays]

"It all returns to the seed in the end." The greatest philosopher of our time.

[@iniquitousvulpine4068]

This game is a fever dream and a half.

[@dropkickducky3805]

Fr, i was like 😎👌😯🕶👌

[@itzameh2233]

My head hurts

[@CrypticRite]

No u.

[@SignalingSuccesses]

No its free

[@vytautemonkeviciute6756]

Eendnnd

[@notzero_]

DF;“normally when I burn a rabbit it gives me a achievement“

[@kingminceraft9487]

this tells me a lot about the game and I already love it. I already knew DF would do something like that tho, he's just that chaotic guy

[@djdee6386]

is this a reference to something specific or just to DF being a physcopath?

[@ParagonQuille]

Achievement Get: *Dinner*

[@abadgurl2010]

I need this quote of his on a shirt! It especially reminds me of Terraria when you get a cute bunny banner for killing 100 bunnies.

[@adinosaur2289]

When the title is so vague you have no idea what you’re getting into but you know you’ll like it because it’s DF

[@bennetsheckells6741]

Yes.

[@intelligentgekko9310]

Yes

[@huntergeo5976]

Yes

[@OferZamsky]

Yes like all of the other comments

[@wine4473]

Yes

[@smrenshaw]

"My udders got abducted and I'm very unhappy about it"

[@renee6405]

Comedy 100

[@elainewalls1965]

This is another life lesson. 🤣

[@kevinfriedemann4497]

I am udderly dissapointed

[@KarlaRei]

If you listen to just the audio, it sounds like a video script an AI wrote after scanning DF's entire channel.

[@KarlaRei]

_"But if we make the elephants go horizontally and they have their carrot fight..."_

[@offensivebeefroast5407]

GPT3

[@YukoValis]

"ok lets say we bring back our rabbit on a balloon holding a carrot on a stick" Just the weirdest sentences in this video..

[@creampuff2153]

“My udders got abducted and I’m very unhappy about it” is weirder imo

[@kettern4719]

"Let's be normal for a moment" beats both of them imo (coming from DF)

[@LingLing23127]

Normal people: "what came first, the chicken or the egg?" Me, an intellectual: *S E E D*

[@SquaulDuNeant]

that's true tho :0

[@stone2325]

Egg seeing as early land dwelling animal evolved eggs to give birth away from water so yeah eggs came first

[@cursedmammottgaming5371]

@@official-obama r/woooosh

[@official-obama]

@@cursedmammottgaming5371 uhh oops

[@pieceofbogus110]

@@stone2325 r/whooosh

[@Greggerson]

This game is too much for my brain to comprehend

[@jaebob]

Ikr

[@HuslWusl]

That's because there's nothing to comprehend

[@thearcanehunter2736]

@@HuslWusl So he literally can't comprehend nothing?

[@Egames-tm9ex]

“I don’t want to nurture the seed I want to eat it”

[@cronchobar]

me when i see a baby:

[@therealbulbmin.]

Hol up

[@Bgd-wn8fi]

@@cronchobar pause

[@alexishernandez5966]

@@cronchobar r/cursedcomment

[@-MelodyMoment-]

If this gets on cursed comments can someone put a pterodactyl next to me?

[@Ferniiq]

oh sweet, a game DF made look cool and I can actually afford it

[@uniDUCK_]

im so broke i cant even afford a free game

[@Ferniiq]

@@uniDUCK_ here I'll help you out, heres a particle of oxygen

[@Bgd-wn8fi]

@@uniDUCK_ I can spare some carbon dioxide

[@EthanBeRobin]

Facts!

[@czha8329]

@@uniDUCK_ I can help you with a fact!

[@explodingyoshi1540]

I’m so happy df did this and not some dumb KZbinr who would over react to everything

[@daemonspade3980]

This reminds me of eyezmaze - the site has games a lot like this but with cute artwork and you can build whole civilisations depending on how you pick your options.

[@DeathnoteBB]

Ooh I love that site

[@byakuyatogami2905]

They had one exactly like this where you start with a ball and it either acts as a seed or an egg. There's one "true" ending and one secret ending

[@elijahagustino3605]

The song is from Deadly Premonition if anyone's curious. A cult classic game.

[@ElyskeTheDonut]

Life is Beautiful

[@pebpebs4810]

Legend

[@IndianTheNaked]

Fucking love deadly prem.

[@Lyle_Plays]

ayy thanks! btw, do you know what song is playing at 12:00? DF uses it a lot but i can't find it...

[@cinnamondragon1031]

This is like two kids playing fantasy and constantly trying to one up each other

[@staplestats4042]

This is what happen when DF’s budget is blown on coffee

[@kochathefat327]

There's even a coffe shop called DF coffee :D

[@pinnedcomment895]

@@kochathefat327 neat

[@j.hawkins8779]

@@kochathefat327 really?

[@dorkydragon5055]

*do not play tripping

[@linuszarrouk2004]

more like microtransactions in clicker games

[@Nauriek]

It's like that "Grow" flash game i played a ton of as a kid in school (heck, i even memorized the entire game and drew an evolution tree that sums up the entire game), but darker and somehow even weirder. And with these weird pseudo-realistic graphics.

[@kyurofthenorth]

That first song (22 seconds), is that the Deadly Premonition whistle tune? That's such a deep cut to hear on a free clicker game holy shit

[@intracution]

I've been trying to find this game again for years!!!! This used to be on Newgrounds back in the day! I started to think I imagined the whole thing and gave up on ever finding it again especially since Flash died, thank you SO MUCH for making this video! 🙏🤘💯

[@Hypertitan1000]

Which game is this

[@Kenpokid4]

The Deadly Premonition music is perfect for Mitoza oh my god

[@Dartace2ace]

I know, i recognized the song immediately.

[@haxel96]

Life is beautiful is my wake up alarm signal... It was great the first few nights and now i get anxiety from hearing it lol

[@juniexe]

OH MY GOD I USED TO PLAY THIS GAME THROUGH A WEBSITE WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I'VE LITERALLY BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR SO LONG HOYL SHIT

[@nathanidk574]

What’s it called?

[@juniexe]

@@nathanidk574 Mitoza!!

[@twiinArmageddons]

Same

[@Merkary]

@@juniexe omfg thx so much

[@drewgoodchild3272]

@@juniexe thanks

[@yaxjoshi8655]

Time to relax for 14 minutes lol

[@ParagonQuille]

*Time to procrastinate on my distance learning homework for another 14 minutes*

[@wesleyboyer6654]

1:39 "Oh no, not again..." - Bowl of Petunias

[@MadameTaScha]

This is not a drill everybody, DF actually chuckled in this multiple times!

[@uniconwizardsb1122]

That’s actually what an angel supposedly looks like

[@booploop]

"Let's try to be normal, just a little bit" A few seconds later... " *lets drop a bowling ball on it* "

[@alperyilmaz2313]

he said just a little bit

[@mattevans4377]

This game seems like it literally designed with one task in mind: Confuse DF.

[@coralxanpu]

Last time I was this early eggplants didn’t exist.

[@TeenyTinyGolem985]

What's an eggplant?

[@guavabi1899]

how tf did you make 14 min of content out of this, amazing

[@johnrtrucker]

He can easily make a video spinning a rendered fidgit spinner model and have it as successful as all the others and somehow to either break the game or turn his gpu into a space heater for the 6 millionth time 😂

[@centour9335]

Wait this game was ACTUALLY ON A WEBSITE, I played this game on my childhood. This game originated from a WEBSITE.

[@Helicard]

I never thought I would hear someone use the words defecate and sundae in the same breathe

[@tizreader3682]

Hey, Mitoza! Cool! I'd recommend some other games by Rusty Lake like the cube escapes if you like puzzle games combined with the weirdness of this one.

[@wildfirefox1]

OH SHIT No wonder the art style reminded me of those games lol Fucking love Rusty Lake

[@cinder660]

This game is the embodiment of a dream I would imagine someone having after they got really drunk/high

[@davidluna1485]

Your videos make me sleep each time I watch them. That's a good thing for me lol.

[@louisandrew7067]

"Bird, get in there and do your thing"

[@brenosales4330]

When he puts up a video called "this game is free" you know shit bout to go down

[@user-vk2bc8kv8f]

WHY ARE U SO MAKING MY HEAD PEACFUL WITH THAT SMOOTH VOICE. . . hope ur channel grows more mr.DF

[@0Mullet0Man0]

I love that the whistle theme from Deadly Premonition is playing in the background. That has been my ringtone for years and people hate me for it!

[@oztranscendence2055]

It has been a HOT minute since I've seen this game

[@staeslait2343]

What is it called

[@structure_void8507]

@@staeslait2343 mitoza

[@Pipiundkakiinpipikakaland42]

I love how DF made the same choices as Kevin in his first run. Great chaotic minds think alike.

[@blupee718]

i played this when i was small. i have been looking for this game for years! thanks.

[@rinthedimensionhopper9007]

Absolutely love how he says good I'm glad you're having trouble keeping up I don't think even he knows what's going on

[@shadow_fire4606]

Friend: i had a dream where i kissed my crush My dreams:

[@echo9257]

i had a dream that my neighbours gave me a goose

[@Dessiekens]

The title and thumbnail made me think he was playing a horror game

[@susnuts4781]

Always upload at night bc ur voice helps me sleep it is so relaxing and kinda cute ngl

[@SuperSmashBrosPr0]

I see the recent content's direction and then I see this vid's title. I have no idea what to expect.

[@sammyboi8938]

"I'm confused, how's that for a review?" Lmao

[@anthonydavis5288]

8:08 Yes. This is why

[@dropkickducky3805]

Yea, no one likes them

[@churrostrooper8304]

I really liked the editing.

[@endless_sands]

Spend the last 2 years looking for this game, thank you!

[@sherriparrent1615]

What is it called

[@notagoat281]

Overwhelmingly positive _and_ free? I've seen like 20 seconds of gameplay, and I'm downloading it.

[@justapotato4599]

is it on mobile?

[@notagoat281]

@@justapotato4599 : No idea.

[@FabbeNJ369]

What’s the name

[@notagoat281]

@@FabbeNJ369 It's called Mitoza. There's a link in the video description.

[@FabbeNJ369]

@@notagoat281 ok, thanks

[@jawshysawcy]

i just heard DF laugh for the first time

[@dearthofdoohickeys4703]

There are compilations of his laughs

[@a_floppy_boy1346]

Loving the deadly premonitions soundtrack

[@yogurtboi8545]

That’s good to know, thanks DF!

[@lazycat2900]

I remember playing this in Y8 lmao

[@explosivetater7198]

Yah

[@straw-hatsnivy5749]

A bird or a pot Man, you should've chose pot. Then we'd finally have the evidence he *probably does drugs. *definit- I mean probably not

[@aldar8240]

I remember "playing" this when I was younger, and it's just as weird as I remember it. Thanks for un-repressing the memories, DF! (Jokes aside, it was a neat nostalgia trip down one of those things that probably fucked me up in some way as a kid)

[@FabbeNJ369]

What’s the name of the game?

[@aldar8240]

@@FabbeNJ369 it's in the description of the video

[@FabbeNJ369]

@@aldar8240 oh, sorry looked in the description but couldn’t find it, sorry

[@hsahil]

9:37 The amogus... it's everywhere, we can't escape it....

[@enb6720]

POV: you’re reading a stolen comment

[@kjkj2322]

day 178 of saying hi

[@briansanims1507]

It’s been a long time since I saw you on KZbin ( I’m a big fan )

[@MakinaIcy]

Nice game, ty! It's kinda remind me of the grow cube games I used to play.

[@wizard4214]

holy , this brings back memory. good ones.

[@austinmiller3844]

Is that life is beautiful in the background? Awesome

[@Lyle_Plays]

I really like the editing

[@shadowblade4930]

I just love that dfs videos are just random beautiful destruction

[@Ultoriel]

WOW it has been a long time since I thought about this game. I originally came across it as a flash game like a decade ago and it was something else. Still is too. Glad to see it pop up again.

[@RoseDragoness]

amazing, now time to spread this game around!

[@dariusoso2983]

I SAW THIS GAME 7 YEARS AGO AND I WANTED TO SEE IT AGAIN THANK YOU

[@T3nch1]

Tzeentch is delighted with this upload.

[@ultimatestuff7111]

This video is that escalated quickly and that went from 100 to 0

[@beaniiman]

Yes, because of course. I saw this coming as well.

[@DL-idk]

This reminds me of the growing series. But in those games there is an optimized ending you'll want to try to get and sometimes other endings that are equally interesting

[@sirephlyrrian6242]

i love his little chuckles

[@Cristallia]

"I don't have neither so I can't relate" Same...

[@grubybysior8635]

I played mitoza as a kid! I love it!

[@DolphinMan75]

dont u just love it when ur fav youtuber uploads on ur birthday

[@jesterdude420]

O.O never thought i would see a stream for this game

[@SamoyedSagas]

That Deadly Premonition music tho 👀

[@ArtfulMaverick]

I love the use of sad Naruto music for the flower @1:41 lol

[@BlackPawns]

Thanks for finding it for me after about 8 years

[@meatballstudio9989]

I played this game before you made the video its good you made the video because it is a great game

[@FlamingWOLF1010]

Fell asleep on youtube and woke up at 4am with this on. I have no idea how I got here, nor do I know what's going in.

[@KainYusanagi]

The bowling ball onto the petunia is a Hitchhiker's Guide reference. :D

[@chereaj7891]

If the video starts with a banger from Deadly Premonition, I don't expect it to make sense. I was not disappointed

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

I'm calling it right now, df is gonna make a video playing adventure ages

[@Dartace2ace]

Omg i know the whistle song in the background!

[@Joshpoof2_Gaming]

Oh yeah. I remember this game. This used to be an old flash game before flash got shut down. Glad to see this one managed to survive. :)

[@scouterseth]

This leaves me with so much suspense

[@Regelos]

you have my dieing with laughter nonstop since less then the first minute... Ouch.....

[@mr_blue_falcon]

Idk what this is but you certainly know what your doing!

[@saranwrap132]

That snicker caught me off guard 30 seconds in when he killed an egg 😂

[@Pisstilence]

I feel like if lost at least 50 bucks seeing df make a game look like the best thing ever with his signature wheeze

[@bosskdin8635]

I love the deadly premonition music

[@crazedaxebutbetter5208]

I downloaded the app and lit up every single button. There's a fun little cutscene that plays

[@Msg72219]

Ah yes, finally the gaming content I needed.

[@SylvesterAshcroft88]

I played this game recently, it was really fun!

[@scribbledot6889]

This feels like a fever dream i want to wake up from...