THIS GAME IS NO LONGER A F#%KING GAME!! [MARIO KART 8 DELUXE]

[@m2sley]

dashie isnt even trying to pronounce the stage anymore 😂😂

[@pollojo2167]

Johnathan Mosley yeah 😂😂😂

[@huecomundo3763]

Ikr he's just letting us know how many syllables they have lol

[@eeveepoke_14]

E

[@eeveepoke_14]

@@huecomundo3763 cv

[@dxnixble]

Jesus is coming repent

[@SarcasticDragonGaming]

Dashie when Mario Kart 8 first came out: Oh shit... Yoshi Valley y'all. Dashie now: OOOOOOHHH SHIT!! ROWAH RWAW RAW!

[@dachiedachie7630]

SarcasticDragon Gaming 😂

[@pollojo2167]

SarcasticDragon Gaming dashie is a chain chomp now

[@_easymoneysniper_]

Why he make that noise tho 😂

[@calvantisclean1571]

V

[@SarcasticDragonGaming]

messi pollo still my favorite one is the one on the video "I lied" on the original Mario Kart 8 where he played the Wii U version even though he said he was gonna wait until deluxe, and super bell subway showed up and he was just so excited he's like OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH SHIT SUPER BELL SUBWAHWAHH!!

[@Eli-wu9zu]

I swear the amount of anxiety I get when dashie plays this game 😩

[@manuelrincon8270]

Ikr

[@dxnixble]

Jesus is coming repent

[@zaradolan4372]

looks like every stage is called ruf ruf ruuf🤔😂😂

[@StratosVirtual]

Zara Dolan hes a chaon chomp

[@MusicLover4688]

Zara Dolan na according to dashie it's all different 😂

[@ed_styles4218]

Zara Dolan ya, but it's so funny

[@dajah12341]

Zara Dolan what if he tricks us and says the name correctly 😂

[@AndreasSADFACE]

lol

[@KrpticUnknown]

My favorite stage is ROGH ROGH ROROGH

[@ebrahimalhazeem5638]

Sweet Sweet Canyon ??

[@ichilikesmen8128]

What stage is that

[@ichilikesmen8128]

Oh think you mean the one with chomp chomp

[@Marcus_Thomas_]

Krptic Unknown Awwww shit Rough.........Rough.................Rough!

[@adrian_1444]

Moo moo meadows

[@jasong.5632]

**new map is shown** *dashie*- OH SHIT, * inner Chain Chomp activated*

[@yeeetbro4546]

Senpai Dank Dro lmfao

[@NintendoGirl49]

Inner Chain Chomp lmao

[@whenyouseethatgoodpuh1827]

"OHHHH SHITTTT!!!" "WROOP....WROO WROOP!!! i love how he reads every name of the stages...😂😂😂

[@jumbo_waffle3198]

It's so funny when dashie is saying what the map is and says: "OOOO SHIT!!" Then says the map name like a dog barking

[@narrieljackson7267]

Rare Pepe XD 💀💀😂😂😂😂

[@hexphia6413]

Dashie here are some helpful ways to DODGE a blue shell : 1. Use either a 🍄 or a super mushroom at LAST SECOND when the blue shell is about to hit. 2. If by miracle of Mario Kart Gods you get a bullet bill, if manage to be 1st, you can also use at last second. 3. Use invincibility frames from either a 👻 item, a stara a.k.a power ⭐️, or by falling of stage at the precise moment. 4. Obvious way to dodge a blue shell is by using the horn item These are tricks that I picked up, because I want to be helpful and improve you Mario kart 8 skills Dashie. Love your videos because they always cheer me up and make me smile, thanks. Hope you take this help to heart, and keep improving as a player.😊👍🏻😈👌🏻

[@fahmiperwira]

this and that comment about dashie needs to master rainbow road should be at the top comment AND dashie should like it too.

[@Watermelon74]

JP25cool Gaming Also getting hit by any item. You'll still get hit but a green shell hit is less effective than a blue shell

[@jordyjtx4293]

FORREAL MY BOY!?

[@onikaj.9292]

TheHomie Yosh Yosh ain't playing

[@tonysworld6057]

TheHomie Yosh its ok Yosh,I always pick you

[@DonkeyDiugh]

Yo bitchass cant cut it no more

[@ayaanjawaid]

No YOSHI DAMN MA SON

[@Joshyboy225]

TheHomie Yosh don't worry Yoshi, Dashie and a bunch of us still love you no matter what! you've been my favorite my whole childhood 😊

[@Jay-pp8hc]

1:56 "they see that the drift game is on point" *instantly crashes the side

[@Quince477]

jaylen lundy 😂😂😂

[@axelsjourney]

lmao😂👍

[@myosotis8856]

"on point-" "hold up"

[@benjaminbell7604]

Immediately 😂

[@narrieljackson7267]

jaylen lundy 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂 I'm dying over here!!!!

[@ieva647]

"I'm just gonna stay humble.. what's up Kendrick?" I DIED 😂😂❤️❤️

[@Big_Chico]

Ieva bruh what if Kendrick is gonna be one of the guests dashie was talking about.

[@ieva647]

Shook Aleks that would be amazing

[@selvinortiz3962]

he got ROASTED.

[@datdamnkez]

Ieva DAMN.

[@Big_Chico]

i see what you did there

[@heirtoroma4152]

Pick your worse stages, make them a part of your routine and master them. Don't rely on excite bike and cloudtop. You MUST master rainbow road

[@yeeetbro4546]

Mack488 yesss

[@Thewritingelf]

Mack488 He needs to see this

[@HilbertXVI]

Mack488 HE *NEEDS* TO SEE THIS

[@error9305]

Mack488 true

[@veestigz]

YES

[@maggelskowfeeld66]

"When did donkey become a problem?" Dashie are you having amnesia

[@golbatalex3907]

If there was Dry Yoshi, Dashie would be unbeatable!!

[@glennredmond9577]

true

[@monicarojas4666]

Alexander Frazzetto not even my boy he's not even good enough

[@thecrimsoncomet9917]

Alexander Frazzetto yo somebody get dis mans some lotions.

[@CosmicFox2007]

He is playing as dry Yoshi. Yoshi is a species of koopa

[@coopays]

Golbat Alex technically "dry yoshi" IS "dry bones" ?

[@brinabrina4566]

lmao I don't think he's saying the stage names anymore... he just goes "WOOF WOOF"😂

[@pollojo2167]

Sabrina Ashley he a chain chomp

[@Christina0323]

Sabrina Ashley OMFG EVERYTIME I HEAR A WOOF WOOF I THINK OF HAPPPPY WHEEELS💀🚲

[@marcelthejay]

I actually what he sayin

[@Deazir]

its not the same WOOF i can hear the name of the lvl when he is saying woof don't tell me how but i can

[@partlypaul9865]

Sabrina Ashley he just WOOF the syllables of the name to make it sound like he sayin it but yea lol 😂

[@etheriousfool113]

King Boo almost as thick as Dashie 😂😂

[@pfrance]

Johnnie Gray HAHAHA

[@link2dpast]

LMAO DEAD!

[@theseproblemsmatter1]

omg im done lol

[@sarahb8790]

*thicc

[@iqmar4301]

Swear

[@warisa.3681]

"That drift game on point" Immediately Crashes into wall

[@cvnt34t3r]

5:12 the Chain Chomp just repeated after Dashie

[@Doggof2p]

is it just me or are the baby's always a problem on every gamemode ?

[@sabrinar.2360]

2:43 when dashie said bye bitch, dry bones did too lmao😂

[@traveler7984]

thicc xox lol

[@Xylluk]

I want to see Dashie play 4-player with JD, Cory, and Lamarr. What a sight to behold if that became true

[@adestructivemind3602]

With that tiny ass green screen!? I don't think its possible my boi.

[@Shadow_MZ]

Shockwing what if he play with Wldcat Minni Nogla Basicly and uhmm JD hmm that would be dope ....

[@kenkaneki893]

Shockwing I'd rather see Nightmare jd and Cory better

[@Shadow_MZ]

Ken Kaneki naaah i want the vanoss crew

[@kenkaneki893]

Danny Esquivel that would be pretty good

[@michaelj6316]

AYO MY DRY ASS IN THE THUMBNAIL

[@slumpedmike9732]

Dry Bones lmao

[@thatkid3895]

Dry Bones da Koopa Troopa is ma boi sorry Yosh,it'll always be you in Mario Kart and Smash but Koopa Troopa is mah boi.I like dinos and turtles x:

[@pollojo2167]

Dry Bones dashie still loves yoshi more than you though

[@theelusive1736]

Yo wuddup. I main Mario or Waluigi in Mario Kart doe.

[@shinysilverstardust]

Dry Bones KOOPA! WHAT HAPPEND?!

[@Logicalpsycho2323]

9:44 MEGA SUPER ULTRA PAUSE, MY BOY !!!!!!!!!!!!

[@SMan-hf2vz]

Ryan_n 😂😂😂

[@keondramcintyre3444]

Ryan_n 😂😂😂

[@el_principe3611]

"You see the drift game is on point" *HITS WALL*

[@kenkaneki893]

"Drift game is on point" (crashes into wall) lol

[@tolupuplove]

I got so into this shit that I noticed I started unconsciously turning my phone a little as if it was gonna help Dashie out!

[@deethesenju_yt4468]

Tolu Puplove 😂

[@amuseingly]

I've done that a few times and I'm like 'wait wtf am I doing'

[@king.apocalypse4357]

tell me why dashie sound like a chain chomp when he saying the circuits 😂😂

[@danrose975]

DozerGaming 😂😂😂

[@RK724bb]

lol he does!!

[@thesunnyguy12345]

5:11

[@bshawb5585]

Dashie don't forget you can brake while you drift to help you kill it (this will help especially in 200cc mah boy)!!!

[@marley.hendrix]

1:48 "I hope they watching too..." (Fails instantly) 1:55 "you see the drift game is on point..." (Fails instantly) 7:01 "y'all know my aim is fucked up but close range that can change..." (Fails instantly) 12:53 "I don't wanna fall!" (Fails instantly) This was probably the funniest Mario Kart 8 gameplay 😂😂😂

[@johnahei]

No love for the homie yosh anymore?

[@onikaj.9292]

Electroz Yosh hates his ass now 😭

[@malakaichristian7881]

fuck dashie

[@Joshyboy225]

Electroz He still loves yoshi outside of Mario Kart 8. He always picks him in mario party and the sports games too.

[@jacksepticeyelikeaboss4378]

TheHomie Yosh fuck you

[@jordyjtx4293]

TheHomie Yosh HOW DARE YOU?!

[@gabrielion5331]

Still can't believe you killed the homie Criugh....

[@onikaj.9292]

Gabriel Ion same man 😭😂😂

[@diegocorral8787]

Gabriel Ion Still can't believe he betrayed the homie Yosh...

[@jordyjtx4293]

Gabriel Ion Lmao

[@jojonta2119]

Who's that?

[@jordyjtx4293]

Diego Corral So true😔

[@blukat232]

Dashie traded a Dinosaur for a Turtle's Corpse..

[@psychounclechris2554]

BluKat that's fucked up

[@flyingplatypus6688]

BluKat correction: a turtle skeleton.

[@andresarellano145]

BluKat fuck The Homie yosh

[@moufou4life]

Homie dry bones chill ma boi, you are new, put some respek on Yoshi name!

[@neverforgettodofacepulls782]

he did show yoshi respect by at least giving the tongue remark when u pick him, so there's that :P

[@zayflexx]

Beat: dun dun dunnnn Dashie: "donkeysssss in 7th, Put himmm in heaven, Isss kinggg boo ah problemmm"😂😂😂

[@cgi855]

3:00 "YOU SEE THE SKILL!" Instant Karma

[@itisabean8366]

Im so glad you chose me mah boy we going to beat those challengers

[@brandonj2199]

Dry Bones FUCK YOU. YOSHI IS THE BEST

[@dwaters7541]

Dry Bones I'm gonna get u next week

[@yoshi4495]

Dry Bones challenge accepted bitch

[@DDRoman2011]

Yoshi good luck, yosh.

[@choices2474]

lol

[@Mister_Cool]

When these new challengers come (pause)..make sure you have it where you are racing them..and just them..and not computer players also, so that you can see which of you was truly the better racer that day.

[@d4c_reznor470]

Mr. Cool i think they're doing it online

[@frankieleyva4370]

Mr. Cool he is facing swoozie idk about the other guy

[@dahomieyosh2668]

you trickster... I got excited ma Boi.....

[@donkeykong4219]

Ill beat yo ass Yosh

[@AirborneIH]

Starboy u too

[@AirborneIH]

Donkey Kong yo bitch ass

[@Stephudxo]

The only KZbinr I look forward to throughout the day keep up the amazing work dash🍄

[@imargaspar9032]

Dachie why won't you ever choose the 'colored' Yoshi or cousins Edit: I was talking about the other colored yoshi’s.

[@sadnessdepression744]

Galactic_Temmie if you know sml you should go back there

[@Optimistical]

I noticed you used the word *EVER*. Go watch his previous Mario Kart 8 videos, he picked the different colored Yoshis.

[@BOIBOI-th6dn]

Optimistica1 he only picked pink orange and green

[@butter7552]

*orenge

[@reyrey5259]

He did blue and orange

[@ChristianBChr]

YO DASHIE!! When you're playing against the others (unless you've already recorded that shit) *make sure* their assists are off so they can fall off the stages too!

[@Nyah420]

Holy crap, yes! That'd be so unfair! I can't believe Nintendo has that enabled by default. D:

[@dubstepbeast3974]

"AWEE SHIT WOOOOP.....WOOOOOOPP= Mute City 11:25

[@kingballer6823]

He said when he was Yoshi and got third he said wit dry bones he woulda been first 😬😂

[@nicklh186]

King Baller serves Dashie right speaking on the homie Yosh so disrespectfully like that

[@endlessctrl]

Dashie's funnier when he's by himself.

[@nicklavoie9150]

14:26 When he talks about the blue shell comin' for him XD

[@GO-GO_SO-SO]

Interesting. Yoshi also placed third when Dashie picked him in the last Mario Kart 8 Deluxe gameplay.

[@dahomiedrybones6646]

You Tuber ma dude damn gave my ass the wrong whip ion wanna drive no baby toy shits wdf is a fisher price ma boi and you should already know I stay driving them foreign cars you know the cars with the wheel on the right

[@thehomiedrybones4321]

YEA MAH BOI, YOSHI NOT WORTH YA TIME MA BOI

[@itsdamebtw]

The Homie Dry Bones LMAOOO

[@foxygrandpa9910]

The Homie Dry Bones You can't just diss the homie yosh like that ma boi, that ain't right.

[@itisabean8366]

The Homie Dry Bones yea you already know

[@theelusive1736]

Wadded fam. I always pick Mario doe.

[@ProulxLaFicelle]

+bubu lubu id subscribe to your channel if you had good content

[@arlanzoshelton708]

I think i dashie should make whole video of him just rapping

[@HoracioCuevas]

MILK, COOKIES, SODA, CHIPS

[@grecia1399]

"There go King Boo looking like a oil drip." -Dashie, 2017 XDD

[@thevarietychannelthatcould4223]

this era of thicc dachie will never be forgotten

[@DarkLightBros]

We're going in DRY! x'D

[@DarkLightBros]

haha, you got me there. x'D

[@jux-boi5503]

At least the likes and views are normal BUT NOT THE COMMENTS DAMN IT

[@SuperMrDestructor]

It's amazing how I make the same noises before dashie does when he reads the titles

[@jaquavious.]

"Shut up, stay humble, what's good Kendrick"

[@VccTn]

5:10 this is my favorite single race dashie has done in mk8, so funny lol

[@kingMT514]

😂😂😂

[@casco7731]

"What if I jump up and end up on the first floor" 😂😂

[@Ravensregen]

Who wants to see a Street Fighter rematch between Logic and Dashie

[@pablitos232]

Jason Constant good idea

[@pablitos232]

Jason Constant but logic has to go to concertes

[@EvsPersonal]

it'll happen eventually

[@gixxerbrah4100]

Dashie should play sWooZie in Street Fighter lol dashie would get his ass beat

[@tigerlep9]

9:16 *PAUSEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

[@ThatGuyDino]

"Drift game on point" >Drifts into a wall.

[@KageTenshiiRyuu]

"Gimme some'in juice" Squid squirts in his face.

[@larrykingofsea9242]

Dry bones be taking yoshi's fame...MAN FUCK DRY🅱️ONE #BringYoshiBack

[@kjforce_2014]

My boi is stunting on their ass

[@Phantom-Neon]

another episode of donkey outta nowhere xD

[@Merciilesss]

We need that Friday the 13tina! With the mic!

[@guii6494]

Tell me how the chopping ball on a chain sound like the homie dashie when he say the race track names 5:10

[@theanimal6607]

What up its Dashie, and welcome back yes back to, mario kart 8 deluxea, chuxa, truckxa, mucxa.

[@aesthedicks5103]

kinda miss when he said MARIO KART EIGHT-AHHH SHIT-AHHH

[@bamtido5687]

The Animal damn son, u watched the video? holy shit

[@iqmar4301]

ARandomGuy LOL

[@iqmar4301]

The Animal LOL

[@will4618]

4:30 dry bones looked dead inside 😱💀

[@jojonta2119]

Ba dum tss

[@MarkMeIIow]

Dash i can already tell you bout to fuck up just from the intro ;-;

[@Mumblesvideos]

"They see the Drift game on point." *Runs into a wall* lol

[@theblueorange3938]

Lol I died when he said look at king boo, lookin like an oil drip

[@millmille2131]

Dashie and Berlezzy gameplay???

[@berleezysredbloodcells3899]

I've been waiting months.

[@jassiiij]

we would be deaf afterwards lol

[@stevieb274]

Imille Woodarf that could easily happen since they both live in Cali

[@MostMorose]

👀

[@HeCtiCDriFtOr]

This needs to happen asap

[@simonlantz8061]

"Now i gonna un-pick you" really ? Did you just say that to him?

[@ChanceFlores]

HEY DASHIE I LOVE YOU AND YOUR VIDEOS AND THE MAIN REASON WHY I STARTED TO UPLOAD MY OWN VIDEOS SO THANK YOU !!

[@BALENCIONMYSLIDES]

The last number of likes is who you are comment who you got 1.Mario 2.luigi 3.Donkey kong 4.Peach 5.Rosalina 6.Yoshi 7.Metal Mario 8.Toad 9.Shy guy 0.Bowser

[@ironbat-99]

SharKxY Gamer Luigi...my bae.

[@BALENCIONMYSLIDES]

The Mighty IronBat lol

[@Luke-vv9su]

SharKxY Gamer the homie yoshi

[@koga_the_wolf7857]

Shy guy~

[@lucentjad2941]

Fuck yea I'm metal Mario

[@YoRHaUnit2Babe]

"and at close range, that's the change" *B O O M*

[@babygirlxoxo8108]

LMAO DASHIE HAS 0 CHILL😂😂😂😂

[@globalshooky7339]

So glad he made a video today cause it's my birthday 🎉

[@danrose975]

Juliet Henneh Happy Birthday :)

[@globalshooky7339]

Dan Rose thanks

[@hakeemdarity6110]

Dan Rose I like warrior it's ah me wario

[@hakeemdarity6110]

auto correct shit

[@glennredmond9577]

Juliet Henneh happy birthday

[@tkntoes3172]

I love dashie everything he says and screams especially *MAH BOIS* and *PLEASE* shit has me dying😂😂😂

[@janlucarodriguez965]

When he says "LOOK AT ME!! WHEN DO I START MOVING!??" 😂

[@sinisterb209]

I'm so hype to see who's he's competing against next. Find out next time on another episode of Dragon Ball Z !!!

[@donkeykong4983]

I'm telling y'all! Kendrick Lamar is coming!!

[@TimeTopic]

DONKA Y U ALWAYS A PROBLEM? MA BOI DASHI NEED TO CALL YOU UP AND HAVE A ONE ON ONE!! Also u got 4th ma boi, I see you!! XD

[@donkeykong4983]

TimeTopic I stay killing it tho.

[@BobBob-yc8wi]

love you donkey

[@sxvnzu]

@@BobBob-yc8wi YOU STILL OWE DASHIE 5 DOLLARS BITCH

[@thebionicmuffin9818]

ALL ABOARD THE NOTIFICATION TRAIN Y'ALL!!🚂🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃🚃

[@easternprod2934]

"Don't get cocky!!! I'm not cocky but if you win you're just lucky because my skills are so damn good you can call me... Rocky!!!" Really, mah boy, then what was all that?

[@steelmayjones4183]

Knox Legion who knows?

[@nartrach1943]

Just realized that Dashie plays the same way that I do when I'm drunk. With then tongue out and everything.

[@keegstar1928]

13:53 blue shell matched perfectly with the starting song.

[@MrNotThatFamous]

my ears are bleeding dashie!

[@Mememachineisepic]

Mr Not That Famous agreed

[@Kuefo]

Man fuck dry bones, it's all about the homie Yoshi #YoshiGang #DryBonesPullUpBitch

[@pollojo2167]

Afforcing yup

[@IronyInverted]

Afforcing maybe yoy should just almighty push dry bones the fuck outa these gameplays

[@callinater6133]

Fuck Yoshi, he has been played enough. I'm glad dashie got a new main. So should u.

[@Squiddo87]

Callinater ur all wrong it's all about dat Morton koopa jr

[@eternal7194]

guys, it's actually all about Roy Koopa

[@abelmolina1257]

this how u start da weekend dachi!:-) u da truff

[@PeaceForAllPFA]

remember the first time i heard mac boi say the course like "OOOOOOOHH SHIIIIT MARIO BOOOP WHOOOOFF !!!" With the close up and camera shake i was like wtf !! had me so weak XD love dem intros ma boi but not as much as i luv Chun Li's THIC ASS THIGHS . "WHATS GOOD THO"

[@ttchallenger3713]

“Stuntin’ on the fisher price”😂😭💀

[@A.M.I.T]

JUST SO U GUYS KNOW ONE OF THE PEOPLE DASHIE WILL BE RACING IS ALEX WASSABI

[@sigma9269]

IT'S THE Kool Aid Man Don't know who that is so I'm not spoiled but damn...SPOILER MAH DUDE XD

[@4ngxlyn]

IT'S THE Kool Aid Man OMGGGG ARE U SERIOUS??? ALEX IS GONNA GO 1 on 1 WIV DACHIE? I'm excited!!!

[@dovahghoul9568]

Our boy was THICC THICC

[@karon449]

0:56 a plot twist

[@Justanidea5976]

This'll be an awesome vid from Dashie! 0:00 Dashie: WAAAH! My ears exploded. 😂

[@Danesha_M_H]

5:57 somebody better check on king boo LMAOOOOOOOOO 😭

[@thatkaratekid310]

Ey it's my boi Dry BONES!!!! I love him cause he lil and boney like me

[@thee.janeedoe]

i love dashiexp he is my favorite.

[@NiaMSnow]

waddddup it's DASHIE. beautiful words to my ear

[@danrose975]

SunKissNicole And welcome back yes back to...

[@calumwalker973]

Dan Rose mario Kart 8ta Deluxa truxa chuxa

[@lolazola7068]

6:40 "Give me something juice" *Actually gets juiced,

[@Nyah420]

I've watched other youtubers play MK8, and they're OK; but there's something about Dashie that makes his Mario Kart gameplays so good that I could watch them all day!