This GODZILLA Would Have Been INSANE! (LORE)

[@DangerVille]

Give this a thumbs up for the KITTIES! -Jacob

[@kingshadow8782]

Hey

[@matthewm9597]

Sup dangerville

[@CDMKINGOFTHEDINOSAURS1987]

11:23 my favorite part was in deed THE KITTIES

[@davidspencer8373]

Like video

[@JimSlim1]

King godzilla mabey

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Let's just say that if this really got turned into a movie, it would have been the franchise killer and the black sheep of the Godzilla franchise.

[@lastswordfighter]

You know what I'm more forgiving of Son of Godzilla and Godzilla's Revenge now.

[@official_c4studios984]

@@lastswordfighter Son of Godzilla and Godzilla's revenge look like huge Blockbuster's compared to this

[@VP_A-Team]

You mean (and I'm dating myself because I saw the episode when it was first broadcasted), the 'Jump-the-Shark' movie... as if 'Godzilla vs the Smog Monster' [a.k.a. Hedorah] wasn't...

[@Birdinacar]

it might even be worse then '98-Zilla

[@VintageNarwhal]

The zilla haters suddenly feeling bad about saying he was the worst when we almost got this abomination

[@Abyssal_Omen]

I'm honestly speechless, this would be the weirdest film in movie history if it came out, and I feel like people would just start to call all godzillas a female and it's just a weird idea all together, I know the script writer was high as hell when he wrote this script

[@VintageNarwhal]

I guarantee the person writing the movie thought “I bet some acid will get the creative juices flowing” and accidentally dumped a whole vial onto his hands and spent the next few weeks writing this script.

[@zingger6345]

Pretty sure godzilla would be a part of lGTBTQ+×÷=%_€£¥0@#$/^&*()-'":;!?,

[@joannaalmazan4508]

If this ended being made all the boys in Japan would been like wait Godzilla was a girl this whole time my life was a lie I don't know who I am anymore

[@daverios1847]

I'm a 49 yr old man and still when God Zilla is on no matter what channel I grab a seat and sit still to watch ..that is the love I have for him

[@juanisol8275]

Personally, the introduction of Godzilla fatally wounded and stranded on the coast was shocking, despite such radical interpretations, I also liked the narrative of Godzilla's journey to his birthland and Gamoni as the first Space Godzilla. I wonder if they engage in something like that or if Gamoni will be a new incarnation of King Ghidora or some other kind of space parasite...

[@VintageNarwhal]

The fatally wounded body and it still being alive was a cool touch. Could do a lot with a movie like that. Maybe Godzilla slowly managed to recover and now has a personal grudge with humans and is now aggressively targeting humans instead for a good reason. While allowing the humans to actually have some ways of countering Godzilla. In the end maybe they realize there isn’t anything they can really do. Could make any introductions of other monsters kinda like they are the enemy of my enemy so to speak. Plenty of opportunity with that idea.

[@jennamorrison-rn5zs]

Her

[@AshRaf-to5gu]

In honour of the thumbnail: Godzilla-man, take me by the hand Lead me to the land that you understand~

[@CornBros.]

Godzilla-man, the voyage to the corner of the globe is a real trip

[@JuanTheBuan]

Godzilla-man, the crust of a tan man imbibed by the sand Soaking up the thirst of the land

[@deadstar9507]

Godzilla-man, king of the monsters Tell me what is your plan, we will make them suffer

[@metsuryuogikai4907]

Godzilla-man, a land of silence, Kingdom of emptiness fell by violence~

[@zeusthefox1585]

Goji-man secrets of a Lifeform buried in the sand, soaking up a thirst of land. *GOJI-MAN* 😂

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

Today is Kong’s 90th birthday!

[@beneficent2557]

Pretty sure he fell off a building bud

[@bobbyjenkins7946]

Happy birthday big guy 🥳🎉🦍

[@MaceDeMarco2010]

@@beneficent2557 well Godzilla died of no oxygen 🤷🏻

[@Tomboy_Tomo]

No. King Kong came out on March 2nd 1933. The day already passed, but this is the year of the 90th birthday.

[@V-I-P-E-R-0-1]

Happy birthday kong but still this is Godzilla not kong but yeah happy birthday (still team goji though)

[@khandimahn9687]

If you had released this video a week ago I'm sure people would have thought it an April Fool joke. But nope, it's real. I've heard about this before.

[@shadowcrab]

If this story had come to being a canon film in the Showa era, that would have mean this whole time showa G was a female, was pregnant, and was an alien… does that mean all kaiju in the Showa era are aliens, when did the godzillas come to earth, and how many more questions can one make surrounding this?!

[@Abyssal_Omen]

Shadow crab into the showa-verse

[@TANk406]

Nooooooooooooooo😢

[@goji_ink6842]

this comic does not relate to showa godzilla.

[@goji_ink6842]

@@TANk406 the comic does not relate to showa godzilla or any godzilla

[@goji_ink6842]

@@Abyssal_Omen this comic does not relate to any godzilla or godzilla at all

[@VintageNarwhal]

You know. I’m a hard person to be taken aback by something but this was. I have no words to describe it. It’s definitely something.

[@Threatgod1]

That godzilla in the thumbnail sure look cursed👀

[@putman815]

Yeah they must have found him on the side of the road

[@KingGoji54]

It looks like a Monsterverse Minilla

[@cro-magnoncarol4017]

Drodzilla

[@ahmedthedragon]

Bro look like a retired wrestler from the 90s

[@matijasostojic4288]

Knock off godzilla.

[@kennethsatria6607]

The thumbnail design is nightmare fuel, its like if Showa Godzilla became an SCP or something

[@kasothronos4434]

Whoever thought of this story... hit the acid wayyyy to hard.

[@gforce2162]

Pros and cons if this was a movie. Pros: We would have finally got a female godzilla. Cons: Fans would probably be very upset and weirded out if this was a movie

[@Matkaizer08]

I mean we still did get female members of Godzilla's species Gojirin in the Godzilland OVAs Majira and Bijira in the Japanese version of a Gameboy Godzilla game (his mother and GF respectively)

[@yogeshwararajs3113]

Zilla left the chat

[@nicosally4940]

I mean like Mazing said we already have female godzillas but also it wouldnt really make sense for our godzilla to be a girl since how would godzilla even be pregnant since the husband was on another planet far from earth meaning the only way for it to work out in a reasonable way is to say that she got pregnant before her first apperence on earth and why would she endanger her kid by going into unnecessary fights that she could of avoided like in Godzilla Raids Again? Although it would be cool to have godzilla meet female godzillas in the main movies but lets be honest I don't think that is a likely possibility right now since godzilla is suppost to be like the last of his kind but also the reltionship Godzilla KOTM set up between godzilla and mothra .(even tho she died I don't think shes gone for good.)

[@nicosally4940]

Sorry if you cant read it all its pretty long

[@yogeshwararajs3113]

@@nicosally4940 being female doesn't mean it has to be with a male to reproduce ... In the godzilla anime from 2017 the old one just reproduces the other godzilla asexually ... Like cell division... Also showing godzilla as a female doesn't always mean she has to be pregnant... And no your message wasn't too long

[@jasonpratt5126]

My favorite part of this treatment (which I've heard about some years before, though not in such detail), was Alastair having to read details of the fight. If some enterprising KZbinr destroys the new internet AI capabilities by making it turn this into a feature film, I DEMAND that Alastair's contribution should remain!

[@NothingOsaka]

Cool thumbnail. Attack of the reptoid titans from the skull lands of lost!

[@arcticrebel581]

If they actually made this into a movie I would have never watched another Godzilla movies ever again. 😮😮

[@g-fan863]

I'm all in for a Planet fill of Godzillas, but this story is ridiculous

[@Redfern42]

Makes "Bride of Godzilla?" quite sane in comparison, doesn't it?

[@VP_A-Team]

Checking Godzilla's metabolism and discovering "[He's?] ALIVE!!!! [He's?] ALIVE!!!!" declares Dr. 'Frankenshowa'.

[@jamescourt6554]

this makes son of godzilla script a masterpeice

[@bentonmarcum8924]

11:26 THE KITTIES 😻😻

[@metsuryuogikai4907]

In all seriousness, this sounds quite "unique", to say the least. Though this definitely tops the script about Gojira falling in love with a giant mechanical woman.

[@nicosally4940]

agreed

[@adamwest8256]

Kids, this is why you don't write stories while tripping balls.

[@cxmachu]

Yeah a movie like that would have me saying WTF continuously for about five years

[@johnwalters8262]

That was some trippy sh!t. Thanks for digging this stuff up.

[@co5n.longmont492]

I have to agree with you on it was really weird and strange not to mention that there were a bunch of parts that would be really gross and disgusting and not deemed fit for little kids to see

[@FeedMeSalt]

Kids should probably see weird shit more often in my opinion. Maybe not... Japan level weird, but for example how wild life reproduces and such. I grew up on a farm and got my first ever suspension from school when I drew two cows in the act :,) I think I turned out alright. Mostly.

[@eugenejamesbon5791]

Yeah

[@Readspiraloyster]

There are many concepts here that could actually work for a cool film but not in the way that they were executed here Basically a bunch of edits and a slight edit to the story and something like this could to some extent work Like if they made Roseanne into a mechagodzilla instead of just a Godzilla rocket with her slowly regenerating and removing bits of technology to allow her body to regrow As well as the idea that there's a planet somewhere with a whole civilization of Godzilla's of psychic capabilities marriages etc I'll just say it again some of these ideas are really good they just weren't executed very well in this scenario

[@Readspiraloyster]

@PurpleOwlAnimation yes I already know that it's spelt wrong generally I don't have a whole lot of time to do any individual thing do you two always jumping from task to task so generally I just used voice to text and I don't always get the time to go back and review what's been texted Either way it is interesting to see someone that is like minded

[@StatueBreaker]

This makes the 1998 Roland Emmerich movie look like a cinematic masterpiece.

[@alexallen9640]

This was a surprising and bizarre Godzilla story. Nice to see you guys cover this. I like how Rozan becomes a rocket. 😮🙂👍

[@muscledoggs566]

I kept thinking of Rosanne Barr, which means Godzilla would have eventually gotten cancelled for being racist.

[@nicosally4940]

R O C K E T R O Z A N

[@IronShaman81]

Holy wow. Just wow. Thanks so much for recounting this! I am fascinated by weird trivia like this.

[@davidostapenko2578]

9:23 that's honestly sounds 10x more Terrifying than that Queen.

[@ToaDrakua]

The opening is pretty damn strong, but then it starts to fall apart the moment the psychic shaman is brought. A dead Godzilla washing up on the beach with an egg in its belly still would have been a powerful opener, with humanity being left wondering just what could kill a Godzilla and debating what to do with the child.

[@WarriorCicada]

The baby having little red boots next to it, makes me wonder is it Yoshi?

[@BecomingWolves]

So Godzilla who never told us her name, actually came from a planet that just happened to named after the name we gave it? Makes total sense.

[@ethandoyle4978]

I don’t think people would’ve like this movie

[@thegavatron3978]

The thumbnail made me scared

[@calebcostrini]

As glad as I am that this was never made into a movie, I kinda really want to watch it.

[@VP_A-Team]

_"... I kinda really want to watch it"_ .. on acid [dating myself]... or perhaps ayahuasca or peyote...

[@theliam37]

What sane human being would wanna see this?

[@asifisnow]

The most bizarre godzilla film ever

[@RudiW1510]

I always knew Roseanne was secretly a giant Japanese monster! Now it all makes sense. Dan was actually Bill Randa's son, who was watching Roseanne for Monarch!

[@charlescrawford8314]

I always thought godzilla was native to earth being a dinosaur. Now in this continuity godzilla is alien? I think only after his battle with the dragonfly and him being hit with a black hole railgun. He disappeared for a while then returned. In I think this movie he came back different, meaner, fiercer than before.

[@markcrenshaw9562]

Probably the most strangest story that I have ever heard of and yet. Years ago I had a friend who show me what we thought was a spaceship design like Godzilla to carry the little one to a planet full of Godzilla. I just hope that Joseph who was my best bud. See this and my comments on it.

[@chriss2031]

Aaalllright.... one of you brave souls need to go out there and personally tell Godzilla that this story exist. In the meantime i'll be watching giggling from a safe distance of course...

[@Super_channel_bros]

Crazy that in 1933 the original King Kong movie don't quote me on that happy 90th birthday Kong

[@Kilthan2050]

I need a drink. This calls for some solid brain bleach.

[@dragonzilla6482]

I’am so glad A Space Godzilla never got made because it that would have been the end of the franchise as we know it.

[@zaragachizanparo4948]

Diabetes? Pregnant space lizards? Singing children? Rocket augmentations? FIRE-BREATHING TITS???!!! Did Michael Bay write this?

[@Super_channel_bros]

Happy Birthday kong

[@elliotgandersen]

The most abused Godzilla story pitched was God’s Godzilla, which had an Evil Jesus come down and puppet a mech that was another god or something -super wacky

[@allosaurrelish]

He puppets Godzilla himself, whom is literally spawned out of a dinosaur drawing in the Nazca Lines and the two team up to defeat humanity into submission, where they would project humanity's future, deformed descendants into the sky in Giza while Godzilla literally crouches like a sphinx.

[@OceanbornAngel]

Honestly..I think this powerful Kaiju is going to be Destroyah(Destroyer). They set it up in Godzilla 2 with using the Oxygen Destroyer.

[@Adjunctjunk]

Good Friday ❤

[@sealprince3560]

Bro I want whatever toho was on while making this

[@joncandib1721]

Reminds me of the similar Godzilla species called Jigora from the Godzilla island Puppet show I watched.

[@FrostDrift69]

I'm ecstatic that this never made it into the cinema. Dear lord...

[@godzilla5599]

If you grew up with Godzilla Vs the Smog monster you know that 1970's Godzilla was really far south of insane and that the Mecha Godzilla films were the best possible end to that era's insanity... This movie would have been the end of Godzilla,for sure the 80's and 90's movies wouldn't have happened and I suspect we may not have had anything from the franchise until the 2000's,maybe even the American films would have never happened,and we'd be sitting here talking about how Godzilla was either just crawling back or even just restarting again after the disaster that was this idea. The Japanese are good at nutty ideas like this,even the 2016 director had some plans that would have crashed and burned so all we can hope is what they do next is decent,honestly with only one move since 2004 this is the longest they've gone with no Godzilla in Japan.

[@markreyes7454]

Although this is very interesting, my 9 year old self would've been traumatized for life and end up crying for years, lol.

[@Proto-Tytan]

In 1979, “A Space Godzilla” was an absurd concept made by a couple of surrealist. When it ended in part 2, I have a theory: If there was a part three, what would happen if Destoroyah appeared and destroyed some of the Godzilla planet, even the senerians or however you spell it, even when general Gamoni returned and they fought? ------------ Edit(Alright, hear me out! Thinking about this unmade 1979 story, and GxK: The New Empire, I was thinking about a strange film about Ghidorah and the MonsterVerse version of Kaiser Ghidorah from GFW, I was thinking of calling it “Ghidorah x Kaiser: A Space Godzilla” where they defend Rozan and Ririn against General Gamoni and destroy the villain.) What do you think?

[@Enigma2K99]

...the kiddies. COME AT ME, BRUH!

[@haraya_manawari]

gotta wonder what the writers were smoking or high on when they came up with that bizzare story

[@Freezer01117]

I just wanted to make a suggestion for a future video in the series of "how a monster can fin in the monsterverse". perhaps bagan or desghidorah?

[@dbeane43]

I've read some crazy Godzilla lore. But this one. Its just mind boggling.

[@zandonleliot5171]

This is a insult thrown at my brain

[@honesto4696]

Although Godzilla is fictional, I still feel like seeing one of my favorite monsters with rockets, where his (yeah, him, not her) bottom half used to be, was heresy. But dammit, I laughed my ass off. His usual contemptuous scowl, towards humanity, now displayed shame and hatred towards Jacob. 🤣

[@SavageImprint]

Does anyone know what the scene at 6:22 comes from? Is it one of the Ghidorah films?

[@jacobvelasquez8494]

That Godzilla designs in the thumbnail looks like a redesigned minilla.

[@DangerVille]

That’s why we went with it. Make sure and check out the link to the artist’s page and support them !

[@screamerlover5781]

You know, the opening of a dead Godzilla washing up on the shore for unknown reasons would make for some interesting detective fiction

[@official_c4studios984]

Wow! Amazing video

[@IanJPrice-zh9gt]

0:27, 1:26 - Anguirus: *"N O S W E A R I N G ! ! !"*

[@spacegoji1954]

0:24 as much as I really want it to be space godzilla, it isn’t likely coz it says an ancient threat from THE EARTH, space goji is formed in a black hole

[@burgerrandi8299]

2:19 I’ll never have tired of this visual

[@VP_A-Team]

Godzilla upper torso + head-rocket flying by: "Houston, are you seeing this??"

[@davebooth5608]

I would’ve bought tickets and the 4k for this one! Hell yeah!

[@bigf2222]

A magazine called Starlog? Jesus Christ you just made me feel ancient. Starlog was THE sci-fi magazine for decades until the death of print not that long ago. As a young geek, I excitedly went up to the local convenience store once a month to purchase the newest issue to read about whatever upcoming Trek film, details about the filming of ESB or ROTJ or whatever great sci-fi show was on back in the 80s.

[@aarondutsch5583]

I love your intro

[@Jose_Lopez08]

Interesting video regarding this unmade weird the space Godzilla movie it to me sounds very crazy I mean Godzilla planet hahaha good video though also happy 90th birthday Kong.

[@fiercethedragon]

😂 I lost it as soon as the “long black whip” came out.

[@davidostapenko2578]

2:16 Too much Information, thank you.

[@rustydragonling]

Wow... I think this blew Bride of Godzilla out of the expansive "WTF?" ocean. O_o

[@reapergoreman7949]

Hey Jacob thanks for sharing this story with us

[@MataNui.]

Thumbnail looks like an artist rendition of what Minya would look like in the monsterverse.

[@RJLupin-xl6yf]

I want a animated “What If” show for Godzilla! Sperm Goji would be so wack to see on screen.

[@jameswalls6043]

I never thought of myself as someone who would watch a slow motion car wreck from start to end... but here we are.

[@davidostapenko2578]

0:25 too Bad he wasn't reborn and re-envinsioned for the Modern Giant-Monsters Era by Directors like Gareth Edwards or Christopher Nolan. OR EVEN MICHAEL BAY... All of them would've make SpaceGodzilla far better than what Michael Dougherty or Adam Wingard could ever do.

[@jamesmichael5525]

I'm so glad this movie was not made back then. It would have been ridiculous. But if they were to make it now.......I think it would be awesome. With a couple changes.

[@dsdcool]

I appreciate the Game Boy Color as the prop for a phone.

[@larrykelbaughjr.1831]

I loved the fact that Toho said "No!" to it!!!!

[@ryantwombly720]

Make Space Normal Again, or MSNA, needs to be on some merch.

[@JinblazeOG]

Lmaoooo the thumbnail 😂😂 I thought it was a horror movie for Barney!! 😂😂😂😂🔨⚰️🎳

[@kimpattin4205]

I have an idea for your next video do you think the bat from godzilla the series is the same bat that kong fought in the monster verse comic. Also can you please make a video on the canceled godzilla 3d?

[@PiccoloNK]

"what was your favorite part of a space GODZILLA AND DON'T SAY THA TATAS" me internally: don't say titties don't say titties me: the.... Swastikas..... DAMMIT

[@Seidoutakizawa7]

Spacegodzilla is coming

[@michaelmunoz8014]

Space Godzilla, Destroyah, King ghidorah, Gigan. Some of the baddest villains to fuck shit up for Godzilla.

[@dimitrioskalfakis]

as the scenario unfolded it grew into something beyond science fiction and more into ridiculously insane. better keep it in the drawer locked away from the reach of the unsuspecting.

[@powerofanime1]

I loved every minute of this video. Especially using a gameboy as a phone. Tater Tits...or Titter Tots?

[@MeDiebytheSword]

That it wan't made is my favorite part. Might have scarred my young impressionable mind :D

[@lkaarthickk4756]

Thumbnail looks like some bizarre organization created a monster by combining godzilla and kong,s DNA .

[@SatanicBiPanick666]

This is a toddler’s story that keeps having a “and then this happened” added every other second.

[@themoviemaniac8416]

Isn't it interesting how the Godzilla/Kong universe may never had happened if Willis O'Brien did not pitch his Kong vs Frankenstein idea, and if John Beck had not sold it to Toho back in the early 60s?

[@peacockfilletsteak]

The gameboy “phone” was a nice touch.

[@evananderson5855]

Imagine the American title for the film. Godzilla vs The Boob Monster lol. 😂

[@aspect2399]

The thumbnail tho 💀💀

[@Idkwhodis]

💀

[@Pyracantic]

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