This guy thinks he's Blade. And it's awesome | So Bad It's Good

[@JasonBrant]

While editing the video, I learned that Sean Gallimore passed away a few years ago. He seemed like a cool dude. It's a damn shame we didn't get more movies from him. RIP.

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

Google says he worked at Disney as an animator and also worked as a stuntman if it's the same guy

[@megatronjenkins2473]

Damn, I hope it wasn't cancer. That dragon takes too many people away.

[@samholdsworth420]

@@HarryFlashmanVC I think so... Sean k gallimore

[@ajl6854]

That was the super soaker 200. The 300 had the backpack. You’re welcome.

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

@@ajl6854 you need to be in Ian McCollum Forgotten Weapons!

[@mannysykes4416]

I cant be the only person who is extra stoked when dave is there.

[@JasonBrant]

Well I have good news for you, Dave is going to be around for quite a while.

[@-DaMox-]

You are NOT the only one! I love Dave!

[@jackflash8218]

@@JasonBrant The way he drinks?! You sure about that? 🙃😆✌

[@samholdsworth420]

Yuuuuuup

[@davidguardado4739]

​@@JasonBrantThat is the best possible news .Hell yeah!! 💪😀👍

[@troesler81]

The audio for this was run through a late 80s McDonalds drive thru, and cast and crew were filming in a building they were paid to renovate.

[@JasonBrant]

I think you figured it out.

[@AnikMonette]

They told the guy installing the water heater he was in charge of the sound mixing...🤣

[@troesler81]

@@AnikMonette yes!🤣

[@jasonjones7461]

Sir this is a Wendy's

[@troesler81]

@@jasonjones7461 🤣😂😆

[@jesseodonnell7844]

There's B budget, Corman budget, No budget and then there's this masterpiece. Hey guys, let's take a bunch of us from the Dojo, some leftover Halloween costumes and my Mom's video camera and make Citizen Kane meets Dracula.

[@JasonBrant]

The vampire glove at the end was the most expensive thing in the movie.

[@robertlilly1751]

In 93, I had a game for the SNES that said “1993 Nintendo presents…” THAT more clear than the audio in this movie!

[@JasonBrant]

The audio could use a little work here 🤣

[@NotThisBrayne]

Dude worked on "The Lion King", "Pocohontas", "The Hunchback of Notre Dame"," Hercules", and a BUNCH of others! He knew his shit!! MAD respect for his art skill!

[@JasonBrant]

Damn impressive!

[@tychosis]

Honestly, knowing how Disney was back then, I'm surprised they didn't see this guy drawing titties in a movie and distance themselves from him.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

18:15 "it went from a three-chuk to a two-chuk" to a NONE-CHUK🤣🤣🤣

[@JasonBrant]

Hah, well done.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@JasonBrant (takes a bow)

[@R.J.Memnohc]

that's a great dad joke

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@R.J.Memnohc I can't tell Dad Jokes, as I have no children. Doing so would make me a (puts on Cool Guy shades) faux pax.

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

​@@megatronjenkins2473I am a father of 5 children... So, I am fairly qualified to say: That last one is a God-tier Dad Joke! Congrats.

[@andrewdickson1556]

you have to hand it to him - he managed to do some decent blood gags, managed a few VFX shots that were totally appropriate for the era, and didn't waste anytime trying to convince us he could act. A low budget legend.

[@JasonBrant]

Straight into chuking. Can't complain about that.

[@Overall91]

You know that the movie will be a SBIG when the first comment is "Oh no".

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@Fardawg]

I appreciate the Spaceballs radar reference. It's exactly what I did when I first heard that audio.

[@JasonBrant]

A classic.

[@Fardawg]

"He's spending a lot of time drawing circles on her chin." That's pretty much how you use color pencils.

[@JasonBrant]

I stand corrected. And he actually did draw all that stuff. I'm a moron.

[@jasonmcmurtry7812]

The 3 amigos are awesome but even better with Erin's amazing input 😊😂 We need more of these gems 😂

[@JasonBrant]

She'll be in every other episode for the foreseeable future.

[@RufusWainwrong]

listen, some of us love feet(totally not me at all..def not me!), and its been noted that when erin shows her feet there are more views, its great for views! but, don't make that poor woman suffer thru this stuff if she don't wanna! Random Idea! Have Erin pick the movie and you guys have to sit around in bare feet and watch it.

[@RyllenKriel]

Someone really needed to tell Sean that his headband he was wearing during his workout routine only made his colossal forehead look even larger. It's a great natural trait for a guy doing a vanity project however. When you're the writer, director, editor and lead actor the road to movie hell paves itself.

[@jameswysocki6806]

Like a white version of Billy Blanks.

[@deeboweb]

"chucks 2: electric boogaloo"

[@JasonBrant]

🍻

[@TSHHVA24]

It's not quite Laser Mission without lasers, but I do love that it is a vampire movie where no one knows where the heart is located. Dude was double chuckin' hard, that was glorious.

[@JasonBrant]

Freaking Laser Mission.

[@rjohnson2813]

@27:40 The Dale Gribble pocket sand.

[@sirlisterofsmeg333]

Despite the audio, Sean did some amazing work for being shot on video. Big respects to him and sad he was taken from us so early.

[@Im.David.Robert]

He thinks he’s Blade? I thought you guys already watched Seagal’s “against the dark…” twice.

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, that's true. Apparently a lot of people thought they were Blade.

[@NotsoHardcore1]

To be fair Blade slapped so hard what a masterpiece.

[@Uncle_T]

Seems like Sean Gallimore might have been a chuckoholic. :) He's definitely very good at twirling weapons.

[@JasonBrant]

He was so good. I'm wondering if he competed.

[@derekraines5677]

I could watch Brian’s reaction all day long

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@vasonnyg]

When all the dialogue in the opening sounds like the Death Trooper vocoders from Rogue One, you know you're in for something special.

[@akuma6446]

This is an absolute gem of cinema history.

[@JasonBrant]

Oh have you actually seen this?

[@quintonmarshall598]

Big spoon in the streets; Little spoon in the sheets

[@boldone82]

Yes, this guy has a certain charisma that is perfect for vanity projects. Too bad we lost him too soon.

[@timothydavies5337]

the head vampire dude looks like John Travolta lol

[@lavrentivs9891]

John Travolta 25-30 years ago^^

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@RufusWainwrong]

John Travolta doesn't even look like John Travolta, cos it was Nic Cage the whole time!

[@adamturnbull6157]

John Travolta from Temu

[@DJPebs522]

My brother saved up to buy a Super Soaker that had two huge tanks of water that you carried on your back and you sprayed it like a fire hose. I was always super jealous.

[@GuiAntonioli]

"he's little spoon" I think I had never laughed so hard on this channel before.

[@GamesFromSpace]

The mall ninja vendor at the local fleamarket definitely knows him by name.

[@Fardawg]

Those are beyond mall ninja vendor capabilities. He probably had at least subscriptions to Century and AWMA catalogs...

[@JasonBrant]

Haha!

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

Obviously gets discounts on chuks!

[@franciscobrisolladeoliveir9596]

This is as indie cinema as you can get. Bunch of dudes grabbing a camera, some lights and Spirit Halloween costumes and making a movie out of it but the problem with zero budget flicks is that it can go either Suburban Sasquatch/Lost Faith or Things and the last thing you want your movie compared to is to Things

[@JasonBrant]

Thank Cthulhu this isn't things.

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

Nunchucks are crap weapons but Sean could certainly pose with them.. that's some darn impressive nunchuckery

[@JasonBrant]

Sean was chucking his ass off.

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

@JasonBrant he's a badassmofo nunchuks dude... he eats the navy Seals, the SAS and Spetznaz and has room for Vampires for desert... just a shame he spent all his cash on nunchucks and had none left for a condensing microphone!

[@JasonBrant]

Should have traded those baby chuks for a mic.

[@mikesheehan4470]

The Irish Bruce Lee is a strong candidate for lowest budget

[@JasonBrant]

Fatal Deviation? Yeah, that was a bit low budget.

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

Oh,man, I never get tired of this title template "This guy thinks he's... And it's awesome" You should make a t-shirt with this catchphrase, for example "This guy thinks he's Legendary Dave. And it's awesome" =)

[@JasonBrant]

Hah, thanks. It's a fun way to signal to everyone that the movie is a vanity project.

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

​@@JasonBrantIt definitely works) When I see it, I know for sure it's gonna be something awesome. I laughed so hard at Termination Man that I nearly died)) I think nothing could move Steve Railsback from the pedestal for portraying your old buddy Captain America 😂

[@davidpa9266]

The main character looks like the banjo kid from Deliverance grew up.

[@JasonBrant]

Haha, goddamn.

[@RufusWainwrong]

@@JasonBrant i gasped, cos...@davidpa9266 is so correct with that statement.

[@tychosis]

He honestly should've grown a big pompadour, he could play Kung-Fu Beavis.

[@random22026]

'Does that Super-Soaker have a SCOPE?' Dang, this channel rocks on the daily. (This film was so low budget, you can limbo under it lolol)

[@JasonBrant]

This might be the lowest budget movie we've watched.

[@random22026]

@@JasonBrant And heard 🙉🙉🙉😉

[@tussk.]

His head is enormous.

[@JasonBrant]

Lot of martial arts moves crammed in there. He can't help it.

[@MyManEarl]

I love how he remembered to pack the allen wrench to build his crossbow, otherwise his entire plan would have gone to the dogs.

[@roberttaylor1594]

Dave and that jazz flute again, I love it😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JasonBrant]

He'll never let that go.

[@bobcook2800]

You can tell that at some point in the 1980's that Sean Gallimore was a kid with a rat tail and a jean jacket vest buying a switch blade at the state fair.

[@Samurai_Stoner]

I loved the blonde vampire guy in every 90's grunge band ever

[@mannysykes4416]

Goddamn it dudes. The "police baton things" are called tonfa and the "triple chuck" is a three sectioned staff. Sean Gallimore is legit.

[@JasonBrant]

I'm sticking with triple chuk.

[@allencampbell3350]

Yeah, legit at embarrassing himself.

[@RufusWainwrong]

i only know them from rodney king and linda hamilton coming to beat me up in my dreams. triple chuck sounds like a scam at my butcher shop.

[@mannysykes4416]

@@JasonBrant triple chuck sounds better

[@jasonjones7461]

The dude with his tongue cut out was easier to understand than ANYONE in this movie. 😂

[@megatronjenkins2473]

3:25 "You should've gone for the HEART!!!"

[@JasonBrant]

Haha

[@Humongous420]

7:45 hate to be that artist but that is exactly how I would color that style of colored pencil piece. Circular motions make the colors blend and appear more smooth, more lifelike. Wax on...wax off...then whack off

[@JasonBrant]

Obviously, I'm an experienced artist 🤣 The dude was way more impressive than I was giving him credit for.

[@Humongous420]

@JasonBrant 🤣🤣 You have mastered the art of watching bad movies, there is something to be said for that 😉

[@Average_Brad]

Nothing says "I'm a serious vampire hunter." Like a bandolier of pointy 1" wooden dowels...

[@JasonBrant]

Or a three tank Super Soaker.

[@RufusWainwrong]

the "hobby lobby special" as they are known on my vampire infested streets.

[@Timelord007]

You guys are hilarious & your reactions are always witty & entertaining. Best tonic on you tube.

[@JasonBrant]

Appreciate that!

[@realityquotient7699]

That wasn't just ANY Geo, Brian...that was a GEO STORM. A pretty quick and sporty car for it's price range.

[@aleksyssubmaker2745]

To quote Vampire Assassin: "SLLOOOOOVAAAAK!!"

[@JasonBrant]

🤣🤣

[@BodyByBenSLC]

He uses weapons in his basement, has action figure collection and draws pictures of girls with BEWBs. This is closer to "Stepbrothers" that "Blade".

[@waynesmiley2207]

The fact that you predicted the origins of his two cop baton fighting style lol This movie was gold bad audio and all!

[@JasonBrant]

Blind luck on my part!

[@FrizzKid05]

Somebody needs to make a movie called 'NunChuck Norris.'

[@sensfanin]

I imagine Sean calling all his friends - "Do you know anybody who has a cool bike?"

[@MikeBlomquist-mw7mc]

"Problem with the radar, sir" made me laugh so much!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@michmasharts8870]

Dude lookin like a young Megamind and shit 🤣

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

It's Squeak from Baseketball!

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

It's Squeak from Baseketball!

[@Psycho-Ssnake]

It's Squeak from Baseketball!

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@RufusWainwrong]

fetal alcohol syndrome aint no joke, don't drink and be preggers.

[@Agent57000DM]

According to IMDB, this was filmed in the summer of 1995 and not released until 2004.😮

[@JasonBrant]

He spent 9 years trying to fix the audio.

[@Ysckemia]

4:17 the guy even kept his precious white belt 😂

[@HarryFlashmanVC]

You know, Sean's got a bloody great big square head... if he was a bit taller and had bolts through his neck he'd be a great Frankenstein's Monster. It's a shame he croaked because that would have been a wicked sequel: The Vampires vs. Frankenstein's Monster with Nunchucks and Sticks and we could have crowd funded a microphone

[@JasonBrant]

It takes a big head to hold all that chuk knowledge.

[@bengrauartwork]

if he had a mullet it would be perfect. I mean they already got Seagal Travolta as the main baddie.

[@Thrashmetalman]

"wow he's good with those chucks" 5 mins later audio comes for voice and damn the awesomeness goes away haha

[@hjorhrafn]

God, this feels like every convention game of Hunter the Reckoning I've ever played in. I love it.

[@rjohnson2813]

Thumbnail has Megamind... Megamind hunting vampires?

[@AmityvilleFan]

This is a perfect birthday-gift for me. I should check, but I don't remember the audio being this bad on my copy.

[@wilhelmschmidt7240]

5:48 It's cut frames to make it look faster. The position of the nunchucks keeps "skipping", although it might also be slightly sped up in FPS. There were definitely a bunch of tiny frame skips though.

[@awordabout...3061]

I love this. Half a dozen people with about six pence between them making a film they're clearly having a blast with. 10/10, exactly the kind of film I'd want to make.

[@stonecoldku4161]

4:20 The guy is almost "up chucking" with the number of chucks he's got.

[@JasonBrant]

🤣

[@GenrePeak]

Guys, I strongly recommend seeing an audiologist after this one. Them tiny bones in your ears have been more punished than your eyes. 😅

[@johnsanko4136]

I think Vampiri Kiri is the ideal name for a self terminating dracula.

[@scarfacefan19]

What in the broken drive through speaker was that audio rofl. Finally catching up in the backlog of uploads and me and hubby have been dying laughing. You guys are unmatched and we love watching yall.

[@daveb009]

Thanks for another great reaction SBiG crew! Got my copy of Last Kumite last night, can't wait to watch!!

[@JasonBrant]

I hope you enjoy it!

[@lect0n7]

17:59 That’s called a _three-section staff,_ not a _triple nunchuck,_ or _triple chuck_ that said, I’m a third degree black belt in Shaolin Kempo Karate, a black belt in Judo, an expert in Japanese Jiu-Jitsu, Wing Chun, Kung Fu, Jeet Kune Do, Muay Thai & American Kickboxing _(none of which use a colored belt ranking system, at least where I was taught)._ I started training at age 4 when 3 boys in my kindergarten beat the shit outta me on the first day at recess…the next time a kid messed with me was 3rd grade, he ended up with a broken nose, a broken wrist, a broken leg & he still walks with a limp to this day _(we’re both 39 years-old now)_

[@supersaiyanbino]

Listening to the audio and it reminded me of the good old days when they gave you instructions over the intercom before the rollercoaster took off, lol

[@lisaleonard9874]

I'm so happy it's my favorite 3 guys and a new video so I know it's gonna be a great time😊

[@notacompleteidiot...1285]

15:25 Well... If it's your basement, it could also be your werewolf. 🤔

[@tigrecito48]

30:19 "sleep with one eye open Ryan" or something like that

[@exidy-yt]

This was the best vanity cheese I've seen in AGES. Great pick, Jason.

[@JasonBrant]

Jared deserves all the credit for sending it in.

[@denmasterben2348]

also... thank you guys for not being ai driven. im so tired of ai generated and ai narrated videos.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

(powers up my Fusion Cannon) how about an A.I.-generated death scene?

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

They put in the effort watching, reacting, and editing these videos. So, I always put in effort to watch all the ads to the end. I'm not rich enough to become a member or patron, yet, so this is the best I can do to support their awesome work!!

[@JasonBrant]

AI videos are an easy path to cash. But we're too dumb/old school around here for that. We'll keep punishing ourselves with movies.

[@denmasterben2348]

@@JasonBrant you guys are the best!! i love when the whole team is able to show up for a movie!!

[@Ildar_Bulatov]

@@JasonBrant it's cool being old school)

[@thesephisloth1886]

Always enjoy it when the slupernator is in a video with you guys

[@chuckn4851]

Sean might be one of the few vanity project-ers that was actually a pretty cool guy! Rest in peace, chuckmaster. And Dave, she looks dead-on like Gillian Anderson, don't let Jason gaslight you!! Also careful of what I'm pretty sure was a Tina Turner song at around the 7:30 mark, don't want you getting copystruck again lol

[@NCRRanger7753]

The baby that grew into the monster with gauze on it's head that walked down the same hallway for the enitre movie and the girls working out was the worst and lowest budget I think.

[@JasonBrant]

Oh, shit. Good call. I had deleted that from my memory.

[@JaredLitherland]

This made my month! With three training montages, I knew 'Vampire Hunter' would get all the stamps. Sean Gallimore was an artist who clearly enjoyed drawing super talented gals. He made one other movie, but (despite my best efforts) I cannot find a DVD copy.

[@JasonBrant]

You're a legend around here for a reason. Great pick! Sucks that you can't find his other movie! I gotta watch that.

[@JaredLitherland]

@@JasonBrant - ‘Fight Ring’ is Sean’s other movie and it’s perfect for SBIG. But due to his untimely passing, I don’t think it was ever released on DVD. It is streaming if the crew wants to check it out.

[@Overlord81]

Wow what's wrong with his head? He looks like the Leader from Hulk!

[@kaykutcher2103]

All that vanity went to his head.

[@TheQuevedoMan]

Perfect SBIG's material! RIP Sean Gallimore!

[@theylied1776]

Watching you guys react to this just takes me back to the late 1980s, sitting at my friend's house watching the latest B-Movie we rented from Blockbuster.

[@JasonBrant]

That's great to hear. That's what we're going for.

[@curtramsey]

The obituary said Sean Gallimore passed away suddenly in 2021. I would guess from COVID. He has another movie called "Fight Ring" that is on Tubi. I'm going to have to watch it soon!

[@johnavast5939]

Brian with the spaceballs ref did not get any credit it deserved! Awesome!!

[@CorpoAgent73]

Somewhere in Canada, Barry J Gillis is watering down his beer with his coat in his freezer, crying, feeling unloved and forgotten. "Do I mean nothing to you??

[@JasonBrant]

That SOB can keep crying 🤣

[@alderoth01]

You need to just go ahead and buy the rights to that intro song lol.

[@kirkmyers2116]

Im a new follower, been marathon watching your content. I have to tell you about a high school ritual myself and 2 friends had. Friday: skip classes, go into the city and score some LSD. At dark, after consuming said LSD, go to Midnight Video and rent 4 movies from the .99 cent section, then watch all 4 in a row while tripping balls. Im shocked how many films you have in your catalogue that I have seen, Gymkata being one of my all time favourites. You guys have a follower for life. Thank you for epic entertainment while Im on a sick leave and mostly confined to bed, you make me laugh consistently and that itself is therapeutic.

[@cebraulkenne8571]

That Nintendo level audio pleases me. Also reminds me of After last season.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME

[@cebraulkenne8571]

@@megatronjenkins2473 Martha?

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@cebraulkenne8571 (sigh) After Last Season. Dunno how THIS reminds you of it, this had action, bewbs and nun-chuks. ALS had cardboard sets.

[@JasonBrant]

I shudder every single time I see/hear that title.

[@megatronjenkins2473]

@@JasonBrant dude, I got a Jim Wynorski shark movie starring a former porn star!!! Gonna send it your way soon!!!

[@Tommiart]

I love that he thought the way to minimise his enormous head was to tie a piece of electrical tape around it 😂

[@johnwhitehurst7484]

Cool vanity project, cool hero. A top 5 SBIG. Sorry to hear he passed away. He could have given Wang Wang competition. Keep up the good work fellas. I haven't heard Erin's laugh for a while. I hope she's ok?

[@etincg82]

The audio is fucking up my AirPods. Jason, you owe me a new pair.

[@JasonBrant]

It's making them stronger.

[@jamesberggren9029]

What's with all the weapons. A cross necklace defeats vampires every time

[@jeffreysmith915]

The very end outtro Jason mentions warhammer. I'm a huge fan n had no idea he knew what it is!

[@lisaleonard9874]

I'm so happy it's my favorite 3 guys and a new video

[@lordofthedumps8392]

I had that super soaker with the 3 tanks as a kid, it was a beast!

[@alandhopewell]

I used to own this set, and had forgotten this gem; must find it again.

[@JaredLitherland]

Everything else in the Blood Suckers set is garbage - VH is the only standout

[@kastle1972]

"Kali Sticks"😂😂😂 Although Kempo Sticks has grown on me, LOL!

[@JasonBrant]

They are forever kempo sticks around here!

[@joshuablack8221]

This was fantastic! Truly saddening that he couldn’t give us more, but I appreciate what he did give 💯😎

[@CaptFalcone]

A vanity project about how awesome he is....and he is.

[@squirrelknight9768]

He is no Mark Swetland, but he can draw fun bags. It all balances out.

[@JasonBrant]

Dude was legit. He and Swetland are the shit.