Best of the Worst: Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt Too

Hey remember the Bad Movie Scavenger Hunt???? It's a gimmick we only did once, two years ago. We didn't run this gimmick into the ground! So now it's back! This time, there's three contestants, two pieces of criteria, and endless trash to choose from! Who will win the scavenger hunt? What will win Best of the Worst? And when will someone change my diaper???

[@SoujiMonaru]

Blood Freak couldn't afford Vincent Price for their movie, so they went with Vincent Half-Price.

[@SkullMan---]

hoollyy shitt that is the perfect joke

[@Lishadra]

gdi lmao

[@davidsaintjohn4248]

I read this just as he came on screen and can confirm that this joke is choice

[@dominicmilani4637]

The Vincent Price wasn’t Right

[@SammEater]

I can't believe I actually laughed at that joke. lol

[@presleydejean4638]

is it just me or does Mike seem more upbeat than usual? perhaps he has recently fed upon an innocent.

[@Joecbg100]

He'd probably laughed at the elderly for a full 8 hours before they met up so maybe that is the answer

[@ZeroTooL88]

Rich isn't here because Mike made him cry earlier the same day

[@cavecanem1741]

TRT

[@murdercide4967]

He took a 30 minute break from drinking

[@edwardcornwood1676]

The smiling friends got to him

[@ElRook]

For all the grief they give Monique Gabrielle, she is now two for two in being in sequels that are actually better than the original

[@pneumaticautist9364]

Cuz she adorable and inadvertantly funny, which is the best kind of funny

[@clementj]

She's Best of the Worst personified: so bad it's good... :D

[@bogey780]

Monique and her two defined her career.

[@kai-in1xt]

@@bogey780 i clapped when i saw them

[@brianfuller757]

Yes she is.

[@maxis2k]

I love how they're arguing about the threshold of artistic integrity and quality control while there's a cricket endlessly chirping in the background.

[@MrFateorfaith]

Oh those aren't normal crickets there ether crickets summoned by the power of Mike's "Jokes"

[@PalisadeFence]

That's called production value.

[@eedoamitay3341]

@@PalisadeFencethey've been shootin the rodeo for over a decade now using those grasshoppers in the background

[@dennison9839]

Only Jay would recognize a wildly obscure 10 second scene of fetus globes being shot spliced into another movie

[@hairyson94]

In fairness that one is *slightly* recognisable among Corman horror trash

[@thomasscudder5638]

How many fetus globe movies have YOU seen?

[@benhillman8384]

Let's be real, he's probably rewound and replayed that segment so many times the tape has worn out.

[@ezekielbrockmann114]

Um, yeah I'll take Useless Superpowers for $400, Alex.

[@aniyilator]

Honestly it'd be weird if he hadn't remembered it

[@atlantamarty5263]

I just found out yesterday that the hospital I've worked at for 29 yrs is closing. Today Jay the fuck Bauman picked a dvd that I sent in yrs ago to watch. I couldn't be happier. Sorry for the shitty movie.

[@WarGamerGirl]

The real question is, where the hell did you find that thing?

[@atlantamarty5263]

Got it at a used book store, watched once and sent it to RLM.

[@SeenGod]

i mean, the only thing better than Blood Freak would be Blood Sucking Freaks 😂😂

[@executioner_ecgbert884]

There's something really disturbing about someone saying the hospital was closed down

[@glurganergc4856]

@@executioner_ecgbert884 welcome to America baybe, the entire medical system is gonna have collapsed in like two years

[@imnotkatheryn]

i had a dream where mike was a pastor and he said “in the beginning god created the heavens and the earth. and rich evans” and everyone laughed and you heard rich laugh slightly after everyone stopped and everyone started laughing again. later, mike said “ for god so loved the world, and rich evans” and the same thing happened again. needless to say, i woke up smiling.

[@MrJeanjean2009]

Did you happen to watch Midnight Mass beforehand by any chance?

[@INSEIKYU01]

Oh I love this community 😂😂

[@Julia-qt5wd]

RLM should use this idea for a Christian movie Best of the Worst

[@B.-T.]

RLM: "Silk is the only movie we ever abandoned" Ratatoing and Ice Cream Man: "Are we jokes to you?"

[@jackm.4702]

Also Phobe.

[@danielnaylor3434]

I'll forgive them for Ratatoing because there were other factors involved, and not "this is so bad even we can't make it to the end credits."

[@crawlingchaos2811]

@@danielnaylor3434 i watched this movie and it is bad enough to warrant that imo

[@TheTGOAC]

No, the boys like jokes lmao

[@VideoMeltdown]

Cyber-Tracker

[@jay4sizzle]

The crew is sitting in order of top hair coverage, from least to most.

[@pneumaticautist9364]

Dayum

[@krikbre]

bro 💀

[@justinsane1119]

@@pneumaticautist9364 English please

[@92brunod]

@@justinsane1119 English, please.*

[@DrRyan82994]

i have mike hair

[@NormieNormieNormie]

Took me 45 minutes to realize Rich wasn't in this. I think his laugh just autofills in my mind when I hear the others laugh

[@murdercide4967]

How would you react if you rewatched the video and he was creepin in the corner the whole time with a disturbing smile! and you time stamp the part of the video in the comments but everyone else says that ritch is not in the video how would you react?

[@papa_shu]

I thought he was in the thumbnail when originally clicking on it

[@sissypissyrapper23]

Rich Evans is such a gem. He will be sorely missed

[@pooopile]

Sounded like the tape screaming at the end was Rich

[@seamusthatsthedog4819]

I can't believe Rich Evans is dead

[@raystinger6261]

They could do a BOTW episode with just movies they couldn't watch, like Love Butcher, Max Magician, Her Name Is Cat and many others.

[@chandlerj333]

These hacks missed the obvious symbolism of “quitting cold turkey” and don’t see the genius level irony in a TURKEY cutting a man’s leg off, smh my head.

[@than217]

Shatner: "Not a podcast with much effort..."

[@Najebanski]

Shaking my head my head

[@Frenchnostalgique]

All the things she said all the things she said

[@kurowasanabe]

RIP in peace that guy's leg.

[@MrBacchus18]

Oh yeah 😆

[@burningpheonix1035]

Jay criticizes the camera work during the sex scene in Silk 2 but forgets how hard it is to hold a camera steady with one hand

[@HoChiMints2007]

The cameraman was majaculating

[@ceterisparabolas]

Nah I think he knows exactly how it's done and is just judging poor craft

[@lutello3012]

It was aalfunction the cameraman was unaware of.

[@obsidiancrow450]

always a critic smh

[@L251125]

This comment made me laugh way too much.

[@YayapLives]

Possibly the most genuine laugh I have ever gotten out of a red letter media video was Jack jokingly suggesting the baby might start a cutaway to its backstory. Movie: _"... And so the chromosomes"_

[@whitepenny64able]

"Mike, your jokes don't always land, but we can count on them at least once a month". I lost it.

[@Jamal_Ginsberg]

The special prize isn't the "nothing" we win at the end, it's the "nothing" we made along the way.

[@GiantBrother]

Tim has already won because he found a paper with nothing on it.

[@cartoonking1789]

It’s about Family…and that’s what makes it so powerful.

[@WarGamerGirl]

So much yes =)

[@terribleauthority]

Thank you, Ron

[@user-zh4vo1kw1z]

In the end we learned Nothing.

[@wamatt2476]

Mike expected Jack to find a movie under 80 minutes, even though he couldn't even edit this episode to under 80 minutes.

[@Valeriein3D]

😆 touche

[@GG256_]

And thank God. Its like everytime botw drops I have a literal films length of time worth of one of my favorite shows. They really go above and beyond. Which is astounding considering theyre all senior citizens

[@recitationtohear]

X

[@GoodAvatar-ut5pq]

@@GG256_ Blatantly alcoholic senior citizens at that.

[@edgarramos3659]

Best part. I read your comment as the video passes the1hr 20m mark

[@Emily-tv1iz]

The cricket in the background as the guys keep telling bad majacula jokes is a type of comedy I wasn't prepared for today

[@-AtomsPhere-]

That cough while smoking the cigarette was hilarious

[@fietehermans9903]

That was the director, by the way

[@Mister_Clean]

@@fietehermans9903 The man was too self aware for his own good

[@BGNOLA]

Blood Freak! I'm surprised they'd never heard of it before. I watched it back in the early 90s on VHS with my jaw on the floor

[@PowerPakGames]

I think the cricket raised some good points here. Hope he comes back as a regular guest.

[@itsd0nk]

He’s been a periodic guest over the years already lol.

[@NecromancyForKids]

@@itsd0nk Those were different crickets, you insectist.

[@TheMetahedron]

Sorry, I imolated the Cricket with 350^ Fire.

[@MrDuncanGilbert]

holy shit I thought I was going crazy

[@olavisalomaa]

@@itsd0nk That guy is a fake cricket fan smh🥱

[@MetalTrenches]

I want to find out 20 years from now in a lost media video that RLM unintentionally destroyed the last existing copy of something

[@JustChadC]

That would both be so sad and so darkly comedic.

[@bogey780]

On principle, I never destroy any physical media. If it's in poor shape, I'll try and transfer it to digital. There's a few things I've digitized that I never found anywhere in a digital format.

[@vetocherish]

Isn't that the goal of BOTW? To destroy it?

[@MrFateorfaith]

It would probably be for the best

[@cetourigny]

They do digitize the movies so they can use clips for these episodes, so in a way they’re an archive

[@brittanydelacruz4694]

I didn't realize how much I needed to stumble onto this channel, til now. Subscribed.

[@garshtoshteles]

They've got a playlist for just Best of the Worst, I've been watching and rewatching all of them for years lol highly recommend

[@AedanBlackheart]

Good, have a Scroll!

[@TheThirdPrice]

Welcome! We're glad to have you. I recommend watching EVERY VIDEO MUAHAHAHA

[@codyw518]

Just don’t ask Jay about cats…

[@Toybinging]

Another chick on the Internet into serial killers. If I had a dollar for every time….

[@wilnich592]

It's always nice seeing Jack. I hear people rib on him a lot but I always miss him when he's gone.

[@jonasking9587]

When Jack is not on screen, the other Not Jack characters should be asking "Where is Jack?"

[@ManjMau]

Please do this for the next BotW: Get a functioning copy of every movie you were not able to watch throughout all your episodes and then compare them with eachother. Best of the Broken.

[@Totalycrafted]

Do you really want to watch Max magician and the legend of the rings?

[@mrwednesday2501]

I want to watch American Cyborg, with Hologram detective man!

[@Nealikus]

I’m going to describe every movie as “Terminator meets Last of the Mohicans” now

[@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz]

Isn't that a good description for the movie Prey that just came out on Hulu?

[@quagernag]

@@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz Predator meets Dances with Wolves?

[@MiguelJimenez-uc3yz]

@@quagernag I like mine better. Prey even had long overhead cinematic shots with Last of Mohicans sounding music.

[@rexmundi3108]

Rings Of Power in a nut shell.

[@Frostiken]

@@rexmundi3108 Lawd Dem Rangz*

[@redtexan7053]

Gotta say, I’m really digging these late night RLM drops. Really ties the evening together.

[@loner419]

Great to lie down and relax to right until Rich laughs and wakes you right back up Haha.

[@Kitsune1984]

@@loner419 😀

[@TheCGReviews]

I was about to say, 1 am post , this is awesome

[@adanroks4069]

Works good for us Aussies too, they've been posting around 3-4pm for us so now I get to watch an episode after classes to decompress

[@lowtdave]

Wow. 1am here. I woke up early and saw this treat waiting. Thanks RLM. My Clergy will love this.

[@Vince__]

I can’t believe, right after the Ed Wood gag, that an artlist ad played, literally with the opening line being, “looking for the best stock footage?” immediately after Ed Wood said (at 56:38) “if I had half the chance, I could make an entire movie out of this stock footage.” Funny how things line up sometimes.

[@armand1880]

I can't bring myself to spend time to watch a full length movie nowadays, but I'll watch these episodes over and over like a rube.

[@TheChach]

Gotta love how quickly Mike abandoned his own rules.

[@thepolarphantasm2319]

He craved the blood of drug addicts

[@MilleniumRoci]

5 minutes. A new record!

[@TheMetahedron]

Rule #1... there's no rules

[@TheMetahedron]

Rule #2.... There's no rule #2

[@TheMetahedron]

Rule #3... Always follow the Prime Directive of the United Federation of... Jim, I may have accidentally left my Phaser on the Planet...

[@Gustavowith]

When Rooney Mara eats a whole pie in A Ghost Story is“art” and everybody goes nuts over it, but when Hershel eats a whole turkey, nobody cares. Not fair.

[@andrefiremaster]

I was WAITING for a comment from them about the pie eating scene

[@leggonarm9835]

I felt dirty watching A Ghost Story, it was the first movie they recommended that I watched and I felt played.

[@pingwingugu5]

And what about Crazy Fat Ethel 2?

[@aidanschofield2743]

@@leggonarm9835 You really were played, because it's a genius movie about the feeling the death of a loved one and the human desire for life after death taken to logical extreme, and you didn't enjoy it. You played yourself.

[@incidentlyaniguana2193]

@@aidanschofield2743 I'd say it was a pretty good film about the human condition, but ok.

[@thecrazycapn]

We should get a Second Chance Plinketto where all the options are tapes that broke in the VCR. I think there are enough now.

[@silverschannel8578]

And it ends with Second Chance vs Magnum Force: the loser gets blown up with a revolver (or put in a car and shot with an M60)

[@TheEverwritten]

The menstruation jokes at the end of this video was the best part... period.

[@Madmax45247]

Them picking out tapes and mike helping them out giving them hints reminded me of kids looking for Easter eggs their parents hid around the yard.

[@thomasb7347]

More like rotten eggs amirite

[@jollygrapefruit786]

I will plant a hard boiled egg inside your colon while you sleep and return within the summer solstice to retrieve my meal. I expect you to be ready upon my arrival.

[@lachlank.8270]

@@thomasb7347 P U !

[@Seydaschu]

Reminds me of a children's gameshow like Double Dare or Legends of the Hidden Temple, where the host has to constantly remind the kids how to win the game (because the kids keep breaking the rules or missing the obvious).

[@Azazin187]

Rich Evans was, as usual, awesome in this episode.

[@luckyspurs]

They couldn't have Rich on another searching random shelves for videos episode. It would have caused too much damage.

[@johnkilo3]

They have to limit how many times they use Rich in videos because, as a Hollywood celebrity, he is very expensive to pay.

[@nineoutoften1360]

He’s such an iconic meme artist

[@P3t3rminator]

I want a "The Fly"-style remake of "Blood Freak". It has so many weird concepts that could work (maybe as satire) if explored more competently. I would definitely have a scene with a man eating a whole turkey unedited and the endless screaming while fighting a fat guy. Those were golden moments.

[@ktkahn]

Imagine the casting for the original. "So do you have any special talents that could help the film?" "Uh yeah,I can eat a whole turkey" "get this man in front of a camera NOW!"

[@peteyoung3124]

You'd have to have him wanna turn into a self-cannibal. He'd look at himself and go, "Mmm... turkey..." 😂

[@Lobster_Lars]

Everyone's always talking about Rich's laughter, but can we appreciate Jack for a sec? So unrestrained and full!

[@eedoamitay3341]

I love the edit in one of their recent videos of the dad's laugh from back to the future put right beside Jack's; nearly identical

[@CasualRonin]

I'm honestly kinda sad that American Cyborg's tape was broken. I was honestly intrigued by a low-budget film that touts itself as "The Last of the Mohicans" meets "the Terminator." Looks like we need to find them another tape.

[@jimmysgameclips]

I thought they said that as a joke until I saw it was on the back of the case

[@sednoid]

Knowing RLM fans, they will probably have the world's biggest collection of American Cyborg tapes in a month or two. And, of course, will never watch it.

[@MrSkeltal268]

@@sednoid They’ll get to it right after Dune 2021 and The Batman.

[@danielhergert7446]

@@MrSkeltal268 I may be missing the sarcasm but Jay and Colin re:view-ed new Dune and Lynch Dune.

[@krodmandoon3479]

I'm so fucking upset it didn't work. I *really* wanted to see what the hell that would even look like.

[@__Andrew]

RLM is the only youtube channel i get legit excited over when they post a vid. Feels like Christmas as a kid.

[@DrivetheParkway]

Right? Just refreshed my KZbin page and couldn’t believe my eyes

[@kurtdewittphoto]

I get the same feels.

[@davyjones2994]

I yelled out loud

[@isaacswarts6826]

Especially a new botw. I can’t wait for Nintendo to release it already

[@MrOverHeels]

Lately the only channel whose new vids I'm excited about at all

[@kmichael9787]

"He wrote I need help on the note, it's like demon cop" - i love that they've watched so many bad films that they now only think of bad films. Not like in The Fly. Like Demon Cop X'D

[@czassity]

"This all makes complete sense to me, because I'm full of bullshit." I'm stealin' that one Mike.

[@patches5681]

I love when I get really drunk and then I climb into bed and all of a sudden there’s a a new RLM video. It’s like a nice cozy blanket to wrap myself in

[@beyngennon1547]

and when you wake up 8 hours later, covered in piss, you know you had a wild night 😎

[@SAMagic]

A Bacardigan, if you will.

[@kourii]

@@SAMagic That pun has no business being that good

[@ffandbffan]

The real first sign of fall: Jay busting out the Halloween-themed short sleeve button downs.

[@Liam-lw9hq]

‘Button down’ It’s a fucking shirt

[@Azazelea]

@@Liam-lw9hq it's. It's a specific kind of shirt called a button down?? There's nothing wrong with calling it that? Liam who hurt you? Are you having a bad day? Maybe you need to take a nap

[@28Pluto]

@@Azazelea Liam sounds like the kind of person that is still dressed by his mom, and his mom only buys sweatpants and hoodies.

[@Azazelea]

@@28Pluto 'sweatpants' They're fucking pants

[@Liam-lw9hq]

@@Azazelea It’s not even the type of shirt he’s said. This is insane.

[@ZachFett]

I'm glad to see Tim in more videos recently! He's hilarious.

[@storm1402]

This is like my 4th time watching this video and the Madracula joke still had me in tears with laughter for a solid 20 minutes.

[@LumpyTheCooked]

Really glad to hear a Bill O’Reilly “FUCK it we’ll DO IT LIVE!!” reference in the current year.

[@amalija11]

Same lol

[@amalija11]

Or perhaps *lulz

[@thetruemonarch9354]

Glad somebody else caught that! I forgot that existed, then Mike reminded me in the best way.

[@crakhaed]

@@amalija11 this is a deep cut

[@clapattack7235]

It’s timeless.

[@XanBcoo]

The "telling a story about dead parents becomes a romantic moment" is literally a gag in Blades of Glory

[@papamoosey1595]

Oh yeeeaaaah.. that was the one with Gob Bluth and Leslie Knope as romantic twins, right? I completely forgot that was a movie

[@nakenmil]

@@papamoosey1595 We will skate to one song, and one song only! My humps!

[@mckenzie.latham91]

@@nakenmil By the black eyed peas ...it’s provacative

[@darwincity]

@@papamoosey1595 Also Napoleon Dynamite when this movie was considered as being a cult classic.

[@TheTGOAC]

@@nakenmil Funny how that scene was made more popular by a song by JayZ and not the Black Eyes Peas. Ball so hard mothafuckas wanna fine me

[@joshclark5778]

Jesus Christ. “Draculician” and “Madricula” absolutely killed me! I had to stop everything I was doing so I could catch my breath. My kid looked at me like I had lost my mind. Maybe I did. It was amazing

[@BartHarleyJarv1s]

Mike's got the energy of a dad just trying to entertain his kids on a rainy day.

[@yanquiufo7113]

Yes, yes, yes, spot on

[@mr_misfire]

If only Rich was here to christen that actor as "Vincent Half-Price"

[@LivingParadox87]

Lmao! This is brilliant

[@topherguy8010]

lol somebody beat you too it

[@stanharold7641]

Rich totally would say that lol

[@dalochie]

I'm glad to see that Jack has improved his reading skills since last we saw him. Bless his heart.

[@Actiondanny]

Jack Quaid is a phenomenal teacher.

[@john_blues]

Like all of us, his reading skills decrease as his blood alcohol level increases.

[@Puerco-Potter]

Thanks god Rich was not the teacher, or he will be really struggling with pronunciation

[@Dan016]

And upped his calf game…I mean, just look at them…so muscled out…just me? Oh okay *goes back into hole*

[@zombbro]

@@john_blues Not sure if that's a joke or not, but Jack actually was an alcoholic in the past He's been sober since about the Ryan's Babe episode (which I only know because he once mentioned 'idk how I made it through Ryan's Babe sober')

[@camzore]

ive been laughing for approximately 12 hours at tim's billy corgan impression

[@jesuisjoshbonjour]

Silk 2 is just an ahead-of-its-time meta commentary on our need to scroll through social media.

[@Person_two]

Well I'll be damned, they didn't forget about this gimmick. Maybe next episode will be a battle of the genres!

[@JPDillon]

Next to Plinketto, this is the best gimmick.

[@sarcasticdude2320]

@@JPDillon wheel

[@jeremyross9698]

They should bring back Choose and Lose.

[@juliia147]

The turkey gobbles were almost able to replace Rich’s laughter in this episode

[@highhorseo7875]

Wait, there was no Rich Evan's laughter in this episode?

[@allluckyseven]

They really needed a Rich Evans paper mache head.

[@JohnSmith-df7uo]

Blasphemy

[@matthewbowen5841]

A pale imitation.

[@Duragizer8775]

Nothing can make me majaculate like Rich Evans' laughter.

[@michaelriese5519]

The “experimental” movie reminds me of “Horror of the Blood Monsters”which was stitched together from 3 or so unrelated movies. One of the movies was black and white so they just tinted it red to pretend it took place on an alien planet. The director was later killed by the contractor that was remodeling his home and buried beneath the floorboards.

[@deadNightwatchman]

When your life - and death - becomes a b-movie... Unbelievable!

[@tanman7568]

WHAT?!?!

[@paultodisco]

Please do more 70s grindhouse movies! Your talk on Blood Freak was awesome and movies from that period are always fascinating, bizarre, and no matter how bad, they are entertaining. A window into a strange world that you can't look away from. I love it!

[@aarondavis8943]

There's a bounty of weirdness.

[@dantran9962]

Jack Quaid must been a good teacher to teach Jack to read effectively in a short period of time

[@jvillar1992]

I see what you did there. 😉

[@yam83]

Nice callback lol

[@legendaryfrog4880]

Director "Are you willing to get naked on screen?" Actress "Yes" Director "You're hired!"

[@ericv00]

Literally 50% of the movies made between 1960 and 1989.

[@Jeviok]

That’s how they get started in the industry

[@TheeGrumpy]

"Barney's movie had heart, but Tiddy Flop Fight had a tiddy flop fight." Art or commerce, choose one.

[@dirkstriderg234]

Mike: “I’m sick of the Scrolls!!” Oh no, Mike, don’t watch Secret Invasion

[@SinisterCity]

Love how the 7:00 mark he ask “what did I win?” And the answer was nothing… meanwhile his shirt says “Thanks For Nothing” haha

[@ExoParadigmGamer]

I was just watching the first scavenger hunt and wondering why they never brought this gimmick back. Glad to see a round two!

[@krenwregget7667]

you mean round too

[@RettMikhal]

I was doing and thinking the same thing. "....ROTOR is a painting..."

[@jilliann.5728]

@@krenwregget7667 Was just about to post this, yet was “too” late 😁

[@cornbredx]

The first episode had a lot of bugs. It took them two years to get the formula right.

[@strangiatorush1624]

I really like Tim’s sense of humour and what he brings to the table. But he’ll always be that hipster doofus that brought a feather pen to a VCR repair shop.

[@zachingale]

He doesn’t support the Big Pen Industry

[@diracsea4590]

I dont think I have laughed harder then when Tim has been on.

[@shitbuttpoopfuck8664]

@@zachingale And only pays in Kennedy half dollars

[@cashkrop]

I always think of him as the drunkest guy at the Christmas party

[@Anatta-Phi]

Yuppers, Tim and Jack are my personal favorite RLM cohorts. I really love that one joke Tim made about an action-hero's dick being tiny... "Punch him in the Dick!" "...I'm Trying!! That shit is Elusive!" -- Tim Cracks me the hell up every single time I rewatch that episode.

[@luckyspurs]

It's wild to me that Best of the Worst has nearly 3,500 ratings on IMDB. It's at a wonderfully high 9.4 too.

[@AkronGoblinPolice]

The 10 minute long Madracula conversation had me in tears

[@sebastianmonk1584]

I really want to see a special episode where we get a selection of tapes that didn't work on previous episodes: American Cyborg, Her Name is Cat, Legend of The Rings ect.

[@MFSeaMen]

The Love Butcher

[@vfmc77]

Ice Cream Man

[@lohkvongoethe]

The Legend of Gatorface

[@JimHuston66]

The little vampire one that was SpongeBob

[@sednoid]

brilliant idea. could even be a halloween gimmick, playing it off as if the tapes were reanimated frankenstein style or something like that.

[@general_ghosty]

"Madjaculate" made me laugh so hard my stomach hurt. It's almost on the same level as "fart bag."

[@Maxisamo1]

These men are in their 40s lmao

[@nakenmil]

Roger Corman seems to have done this movie-splicing thing several times. I remember watching a fantasy movie called 'Wizards of the Lost Kingdom', which contains random segments of at least two other Corman movies spliced in.

[@Banjo-Oz]

That movie is mostly other movies! Roger does it a LOT, actually. Battle Beyond the Stars has to be the best investment he ever made, though. How many films use either footage or music from that? Jim Cameron quality you can reuse over and over like stock footage? Roger hit gold. I remember watching Space Raiders as a kid and being so confused, having already been a HUGE fan of BBTS. First time I saw a movie that contained so much of another movie. Star Slammer is another (great) movie that uses BBTS footage a lot.

[@Endocrom]

Effects for Raptor (2001) are made up of 99% footage from the 3 Carnosaur movies. Some actors weren't told that the only reason they were cast was because they were in a Carnosaur movie and could have new scenes matched up to old kill footage.

[@Rejeckted]

The cricket is the longest running guest on BotW

[@l9day]

I was half expecting each slip of paper to be "depiction of rape on the cover"

[@dodojesus4529]

So three seperate rapes on the cover

[@nemurenuyorumoonlight8778]

Only $1 to trade for... Wait a minute... 😦

[@rocketforthree4479]

19:03 The RLM gang are surprised that Silk 2 is boring after getting their hopes up at a starting action sequence with cool special effects, despite the first movie doing the exact same thing.

[@VikingTeddy]

It's actually on KZbin, I had to check out the, uh, floppy fight coreography. It's as hilarious as you imagine.

[@sir0nion]

STEAMIN' NON-STOP ACTION

[@unknowncreation020]

i'm glad they acknowledged and gave credit to their new crew member, the cricket. He really had a lot to say during the episode.

[@mitchelltheawesome1]

I'm very glad Tim is being featured in more episodes.

[@hollistinian2]

These guys are so talented. I could never cycle through so many period jokes that quickly.

[@lexiwilson9501]

Is it your period cycle too??

[@nineoutoften1360]

Rich is at his best in that episode ! ☺️

[@CoryTheNorm]

They were a tad painful, but I'm glad I didn't miss any.

[@spillanegottleib1681]

Yeah, it's bloody amazing.

[@dimanemchenko1047]

I can't believe they didn't destroy Blood Freak! I thought it was terrible - its only redeeming feature was that it was a period piece!

[@cavecanem1741]

You know whenever you get Jack and Tim together it's going to be pure gold.

[@WarGamerGirl]

All the Tim episodes are great. He's hilarious.

[@NathanDav42]

@@WarGamerGirl Goodnight Lemro!

[@NathanDav42]

@Chebe Chebito I believe Jack has been sober for 3-years now.

[@Maxisamo1]

Tim always seems like he's plastered

[@tiberiusweaver-zeman2520]

@Chebe Chebito one of the Halloween episodes. The one with chopping mall.

[@eldrasill]

Lovely episode. For anyone interested, the ending credits music is The Illusion of Choosing from Polar Nights. Have a great day.

[@Returntotheworld]

Thanks for this! I was hoping someone would comment on the music. Really like it. Cheers!

[@MichaelMikeyMike]

It's SO cool they made a show based off that Super VHS game!! These dudes are pretty funny, I hope they keep doing episodes 🤞

[@greg_in_oz8429]

This is probably the best “worst” episode on a while … watching the lads trying to ignore the stupidity of what they’re watching is fantastic 🤣

[@Returntotheworld]

Feels like this is a future classic episode. Some great laughs in this.

[@hakancarlsson2881]

I thought the same thing! They seemed to be actually having fun... 🤷

[@CrazyRockwell]

At best it's the best of "The Best of the worse" worse. Just kidding, I love these guys.

[@gyromurphy]

I'm almost 40 years old lying in bed alone getting excited when RLM drops an upload. What can I say... Life is good!!

[@haleymist09]

RLM's largest audience 😆 Hi from bed lol!

[@JohnnyZenith]

I spoke to a guy less half my age in the gym yesterday. Cool guy. When he said he remembers his uncles had those square boxes you'd push into a bigger box i realised he meant VHS cassettes. Thanks for listening.

[@samuelhatlestad6676]

"It's me! It's me it's the guy you made smoke drugs, now I'm a turkey monster!" 😂😂😂 I love Tim.

[@Seydaschu]

There's gotta be a term for movies like Ultra Warrior, Space Thunder Kids, or all kinds of Godfrey Ho movies. "Movies" where they had access to multiple unfinished movies, and just mashed them together like we wouldn't notice.

[@richardscargill7201]

The director/star of 'Blood Freak' ended up living with a bunch of tigers in Loxahatchee FL. When his favorite one, "Bo Bo" escaped in 2012, the FL wildlife cops killed him, and soon after the others were relocated to a wildlife preserve. A thousand people showed up for a candle-light vigil for Bo Bo and the Florida game wardens received death threats and tons of angry emails. He apparently never got over the loss of his pet and moved to be closer to his other big cats.

[@Corbomite_Meatballs]

Wait, didn't the Netflick have a show about that...?

[@richardscargill7201]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs Possibly, I haven't had Netflix in a while, it's certainly an interesting, sad tale that would make for a decent documentary...

[@severalowls]

@@Corbomite_Meatballs Different eccentric guy with a bunch of pet big cats. It's not as uncommon as you'd expect.

[@volbla]

What a weirdo.

[@missstargazer79]

Damn...and Carole Baskin never threatened him?

[@mosquitomkv3487]

Now days, a killer turkey gimmick in a movie would be played purely for "look how wacky we are" laughs, like the Thankskilling "movies." But in 1971, a killer turkey man was expected to be taken at face value and played for serious scares, even if it was in grindhouses on 42nd Street or in drive-ins in Georgia. Like, the Sleazoid Express would have had a whole article on why the turkey man bucks bland Hollywood convention, or Joe Bob at the Drive-In would tell you to check it out. Does this mean we collectively lost something as a culture? Probably not.

[@blarghchan]

*Does this mean we collectively lost something as a culture?* Yes, but it isn't really missed.

[@cornbredx]

We are in the era of enlightenment and ironic enjoyment. It doesn't matter. You can like movies however you want. Ironic, or sincerely. It doesn't really matter as long as you're enjoying your time. Also, I think that earnest concept ("...the turkey man bucks bland Hollywood convention"), and the fact that they don't seem to realize how absurd it is is what makes a bad movie fun to watch more times than not. Next to, I guess, film maker narcissism.

[@adamlouis3725]

mass shootings in schools happen every day. we lost something

[@mosquitomkv3487]

@@adamlouis3725 But when was the last time the perpetrator was a mutant turkey man? We nipped that problem right in the bud. Gobbled it up, if you will.

[@IronGoldie]

It's definitely a movie that couldn't be made today, in the sense of coming from a place of sincerity. "Pro Christian anti-drug turkey monster movie" would have ten levels of oh-so hilarious post-irony all over it. It's a weirdness that could have only existed in the 70s, I think.

[@MrDrProfessorPurple]

1:03:48 Mike’s Elvis impression is honestly one of the best riffs i’ve heard in a long time. no joke, no humor, just a good on how if Elvis was in fact wandering a chicken farm and heard fake chicken sounds, he would ask that very question. Pure genius, Mike. Pure genius.

[@pogcompagni]

I loved the Elvis references/jokes Mike and Jay did

[@banquo3873]

I like this combo of RLM dudes. I feel like it's higher energy and jokes per minute.

[@taylorlconner]

A lot of highlights in this one, but I laughed the hardest at Mike trying to remember the setup to the innocuous “Moby Pickle” joke (28:11) and making it increasingly filthy in his mind! Nothing is better than one of the boys being convinced something happened in a movie and then cutting in instant visual evidence to the contrary.

[@wwCs49]

What made me enjoy it even more was that the very first time the joke was played, I was 100% expecting it to be filthy and not a dumb dad joke. Then Mike came along with my thinking hahah

[@TheCGReviews]

I noticed i like this episode so much because theres no Rich or Josh

[@joebloker8585]

@@TheCGReviews how dare you disrespect my lady Rich Evans

[@dirkstriderg234]

Another Tums Festival situation

[@MrFateorfaith]

@@TheCGReviews silence unbeliever

[@timothymcqueen3408]

I want them to accidentally rewatch a movie. That would be magical.

[@nonchalantgravy]

They never could, because Jay has every single one stored in his memory banks

[@annie_1718]

I’m glad Jack is in this one. I missed his humor & good cheer.

[@christianflor1394]

Silk was an extremely popular tv-show when I was a teen growing up in Norway. TV had been state controlled and it was pretty much the only soft core erotic show we had ever seen. People might have been renting these movies for that reason? Just speculating.

[@aheroforfun6401]

Fun fact: the scene in Ultra Warrior with the four-boobed dancing lady was originally from the Roger Corman movie called "The Warrior and the Sorceress". It starred David Carradine, while the four-boobed lady was played by Cecilia Narova (aka Cecilia North).

[@duanebarry2817]

And everyone made a big deal about the three-boobed woman in Total Recall when an earlier movie had featured a four-boobed woman!

[@touroleite9920]

I’m so glad this came out, so earlier today I had a dream I was at a clerks office with my mom and Rich was there too and he looked really uncomfortable in his chair so I told him in a tongue in cheek way that “that’s a nice chair”, he became visibly upset. While waiting for my mom to be done, none other than Mike walks in and pours himself a cup of complimentary wine that was in the office, I had one too. Rich demanded I repeat what I said to him so Mike can I hear. I did and visibly amused, me and Mike clinked wine glasses. I had this dream less than 6 hours ago.

[@Tetragrammaton22]

Thanks for telling us about your dream...

[@roach9397]

Maybe there is such a thing as too much RLM

[@Thatguy7242]

When you have terminal brain rot

[@rileymeathammer]

"Each man longs to pursue his dream. Each man is tortured by this dream, but the dream gives meaning to his life. Even if the dream ruins his life, man cannot allow himself to leave it behind." -Kentaro Miura

[@bluechalk6275]

Very Lynchian Wait, no... Breenian

[@spillanegottleib1681]

Has everyone noticed that Jack is to Mike as Mike is to Rich? Jack insults Mike with impunity, and always has. Mike just sits there and takes it, every time. "You are terrible at synopses!!" (cut to Jay laughing boorishly in agreement) "Maybe make it a little shorter..." (criticizing how Mike would alert the police about Shakma) "...Get the fuck out of here....!!!" (harshly judging Mike's choice of Geritol Follies) Mike nervously missing the safety mat because Jack is hovering around him, and the Tom Green beer bottle shatters into 1000 unfunny pieces and the list goes on and on Mike is Jack's Rich.

[@alexpolewski1247]

And if you've ever watched "Previously Recorded" streams, you'd know that Jack is Rich's Rich. It's a love/hate triangle

[@GulsCult]

It cannot be a coincidence that they are seated at the table, from left to right, in a "least - to most luxurious amount of hair" sequential order.

[@clamsauce6239]

So glad to see Blood Freak covered! My dad is an enthusiast of 60s and 70s psychedelia and weirdness, and as such Blood Freak became a Thanksgiving tradition in our home.

[@davidsaintjohn4248]

Borrow his Robert Anton Wilson books sometime

[@krombopoulosmichael]

I love how consistent the boys are. I enjoy all RLM posts but BOTW is my shit. Everything stops when a new BOTW is dropped. 90 minutes of joy awaits.

[@commaJim]

Sorry to hear that your heart stopped

[@JoseMolina-jz9hh]

Has to stop under 80 minutes

[@kityacat5419]

I LOVE Jacks' laughter It's sounds like a crow

[@guymann1660]

"AHH! HA! HA!" yeah, i can see that.

[@ultraturbojack2926]

The tampon ad jokes all the way to the end had me in pain laughing.

[@memotherapy5452]

1:19:46 Jack slowly holding up a "Help" sign while Tim does his best Billy Corgan impression is goddamn hilarious

[@elliefantyellow]

Oh my goodness! I never noticed until your comment!

[@hmssirius9343]

Sad nobody made a a joke like 'Take a-vase-of action!' (evasive) during the scene in the vase museum in Silk 2.

[@WarGamerGirl]

XD

[@vituperation]

What was the joke? (Please explain it)

[@janeeyre1990]

@@vituperation , when you say "a vase of action" out loud, it phonetically sounds like the phrase "evasive action," which means action taken to escape a dangerous situation.

[@itsd0nk]

They showed such incredible restraint by not playing the curling nascar sound over and over.

[@melissar4612]

Always a joy when Jack and/or Josh are on the panel. Everyone is great, but Jack and Josh always make me laugh the most, usually over the most innocuous lines. So great.

[@IVthHorseman]

That weird communion between Tim and Mike over Smashing Pumpkins both melted my brain and also made me more proud of being an aging Gen Xer than ever before.