This house will get you wet

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[@grahamvirtue1192]

I lived near this house growing up in Saint Cloud Minnesota. Don was a anesthesiologist/body builder and he claimed the Poseidon statue was modeled after his own body. The trident was actually stolen once and it cost him several thousand to replace it. Sadly he actually died of a drug overdose in Thailand several years ago.

[@thenoelmiller]

What the fuck

[@braedenfarry7562]

@@thenoelmiller rip don

[@Krowbatt]

@@thenoelmiller wtf

[@cranberryjuice8544]

He was probably on a sexcation too, which if true is quite a fitting end

[@Tkb829]

I didn't know he passed away! I used to drive past that house all time! Was it ever sold or is it still for sale?

[@Experiment-qq8mq]

Why'd he say "if you get pass poseidon" like theres a boss fight before entering

[@jonehret6221]

I noticed that as well

[@wayysound]

now THAT would sell me

[@paulbaeza7]

I was surprised Noel didn’t say anything about it. Like IF I get past Poseidon it’s not a guarantee. Poseidon judges your character and decides if you’re worthy of seeing the Godsmack logo on the floor.

[@BlueTurn]

God of war 3 house

[@heromedley]

@hammie even your fight or flight response

[@veno_net]

dude decorated his shit like a house in animal crossing

[@Max25670]

This man got an Aztec temple from Gulliver and threw that shit right next to his bench press.

[@EccentricGrace]

STOPPP HAHAHAH

[@worldwidehandsome7084]

this made me snort my house has crazy themes like this

[@WHYARETHERENOHANDLESAVALIABLE]

I thought I was so quirky on AC wild world with my “tHeMeD” rooms-

[@PlatinumWoW]

This guy describes his house like he is a Dungeon Master for your DnD campaign

[@CondorWoW]

hey nice to see you around KZbin outside of the wow bubble :)

[@pyro7521]

I know!

[@kennapersonal]

That's so accurate

[@happymago1]

Yoooo it’s youuuu, the best wow you tuber .

[@BunnyChamberX]

id be down for that campaign

[@julesmccarrell4318]

As an ex-Wiccan with a tattoo of a moon on her left shoulder, I've never felt perfectly roasted before.

[@satan3090]

Profile pic change or its a lie

[@julesmccarrell4318]

@SATAN bet 🖤

[@anarchy8408]

The pfp just adds to it, this is perfect

[@satan3090]

@@julesmccarrell4318 i lose you win a golden fiddle

[@satan3090]

@@julesmccarrell4318 I'm just surprised that for once someone on the internet wasn't lying

[@elieli1315]

How does this house look incredibly expensive and cheap at the same time

[@BunnyChamberX]

thats real estate baby!

[@LindseyNoelani]

Like Dolly Parton said “it’s expensive to look this cheap”

[@mirensummers7633]

LEDs. maple. more maple. no taste.

[@priscilla-3175]

it’s called having no taste

[@katicorn4214]

It's also in st.cloud, it makes perfect sense

[@anthonyflores3904]

“Now if you come down here you’ll find God Smacks drummer taxidermied in the corner”

[@serpicopiu3591]

💀💀💀

[@uwaishamman830]

Lmfaoooooo 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀

[@Bella_X]

😂😂😂😂

[@_ikako_]

Along with someone's grandparents

[@blast_away]

xddddd

[@ojoe8717]

"this house will truly simulate all of your senses" this shit 5 gum now??

[@audunms4780]

@ur awesome NOOO shdy linkl!!!

[@XD-qm8bu]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/nmmvd6GifctsbpI . .

[@wydneonn2247]

@@audunms4780 what was it jus curious

[@Lyndsaylol]

I literally read this as he said it💀

[@davidjavier2152]

Why did I read this comment as he said it…

[@Gloopglorpthealien]

This dude lives inside an exotic reptile enclosure.

[@user-id4te6ut3e]

I read this as erotic reptile enclosure and it made just as much sense

[@kurtistowncitizen1419]

@@user-id4te6ut3e lmaooo

[@clarimm6675]

How the hell did he get the idea of a house inspired by GREEK mythology, while having EGYPTIAN decorative elements in MEXICO? Am I missing something?

[@jaylafitzpatrick4564]

The gargoyles

[@niciswandering1576]

Drugs. You’re missing drugs!

[@mancillamarie]

a whole lotta drugs

[@LivingDeadLette666]

drugs... apparently sadly he od years ago in Taiwan

[@Luffmoomin]

“This house will truly stimulate all of your senses” yeah my fight or flight senses

[@cameronrobertson9518]

I’m worried about what part will stimulate my sense of smell

[@RANDOM-pf1ve]

My mind went immediately to remember the 5 gum add

[@cbs1n15]

@@cameronrobertson9518 the smell of the dead body trapped inside the statue

[@kurtistowncitizen1419]

Noice

[@3swxrds998]

this man really went through the entrance of a theme park ride and was like: "i want to live here" lmao

[@Lucaz99]

Arrives at Theme Park. “This is almost perfect…it just needs to constantly remind me of the band Godsmack”.

[@marciajohnson1583]

😂😂😂😂😂Fool goes to universal studios ONE time and is like “yup this is it “

[@poopnfart]

rainforest cafe water ride

[@kordeliiius9821]

Nothing screams “Poseidon” like Central American motifs and heated floors

[@isiahalcindor6278]

And G O D S M A C K

[@imjustdandy9799]

House: is based on the GREEK god Poseidon First room: door has the eye of Ra, you know, from egypt.

[@Jokaanan]

To be fair, there was significant cultural exchange between the Greeks and Egyptians. The ancient Greek personification of Libya was an Egyptian princess who boned Poseidon

[@ManDogBearPig]

syncretism

[@gesuno1948]

And Aztec downstairs 😂😂😂😂

[@Synthetically]

@@Jokaanan true but still it makes no sense if your gonna call it a Poseidons palace, coming from an Egyptian here

[@Sev2000]

You can't get wet without being dry first

[@haleymcdonald4541]

you know mans got divorced and was like “FINALLY i can decorate my house MY way”

[@kathrenthompson7370]

I unfortunately know someone who’s wife passed away and not even a year later his house looks like a porn/rock concert museum… oh and let’s not forget that one room that has a space theme🙃

[@joshralston5222]

Don't forget, he got input from his 10 other lovers, they made blueprints on the cave bed, and some weird smell too.

[@DropDeadRobby]

This shit looks like a rainforest cafe for recovering addicts.

[@KyleRyanFilm]

STFU that made me laugh too hard bro chill

[@pippp.4425]

ain’t no one recovering in the godsmack temple 😭😭😭

[@CEO0FMILFS]

I SPAT OUT MY DRINK

[@whatdadogdoin_]

oh my god the fact that the guy died from overdose is just--

[@remmysplat]

That’s the most Mid western and Floridian house mixed together it’s confusing

[@Lady_Crispr]

It looked like Lisa Frank had some teen angst.

[@evilwizardboy09]

It’s like a Wisconsin Dells attraction

[@chloeanderson1978]

@@evilwizardboy09 bro exactly the whole time I was like wait are we in the kalahari or the wilderness, shit even the laser tag arena

[@zooh8017]

Saint Cloud is 100% the Florida of Minnesota

[@remmysplat]

@@zooh8017 OMG IT IS 😭😭

[@LaurenB016]

Alternative Name: The Godsmack 0rgy house

[@arikiri_698]

I hate it AND I love it 😂

[@wyattalexander4041]

My gawd lmao

[@lukus1013]

Did you put a 0 in stead of an O

[@jackdoofus4961]

W name

[@LaurenB016]

@@lukus1013 Yeah I did because it would delete my comment if I didn’t.

[@heyzg1139]

I grew up in St. Cloud, the owner was a anesthesiologist at the hospital. He actually put me out for surgery once, he was a nice guy just very out there. RIP Don :/

[@Jokaanan]

anaesthesiologists have a reputation for being out there. so in a way, he was a totally normal guy

[@fionnfalk2681]

My moms coworker while she worked at the St. Cloud hospital went on a date with him, apparently when she saw his house she left immediately.

[@TheElusiveReality]

Anesthesiologists tend to be like that lol, theyre cool dudes

[@aprilisntmad]

the “caribbean room” looks JUST like a hollister 😭

[@mwhoami]

omg truuuue

[@beatricepavesi2406]

That's a animal crossing room 😭

[@aloe8483]

@@beatricepavesi2406 LMAO

[@k00mz]

@about you b

[@alisonduverge]

"If you get past Poseidon.." IF??? wtf Is he gonna come alive and fight me??

[@kelh2341]

the property history for this house is fucking hilarious. it was listed for 1.2 million in may 2017 and no one was buying, so the listing price just kept dropping until it finally sold for $495,700 in september 2020. goddamn.

[@katherinesee7599]

As someone who lives in St. Cloud, nobody wants to pay 1.2 million to live here

[@imdaisybtw]

this man praises himself throughout the video for his "original designs", don't get me wrong everything is ugly but when we get to smth more normal like office or bedroom he chose to buy the ugliest blandest furniture in the worst color I've ever seen. his eye for ugly is a talent

[@essbee6327]

Can't help but feel that Noel knows too much about group sex.

[@user-dw5gr6js3d]

You know…. you’re right

[@YaMansYAMS]

"If you get past Poseidon and his watchful eye, you will feel the life of the house as you approach. Two hand-cut flamed pillars flank the walkway to the front entryway." My man, WHAT. Why does this read like an RPG location card?

[@tusia3899]

He acts as if Poseidon would attack you if he doesn't like your vibe

[@Punkini]

They don’t actually taxidermy most fish! They take reference photos of the fish someone caught and paint a replica model of the same size. Most fish skin can’t be tanned so taxidermy isn’t possible. (Some fish like bass are exceptions however)

[@nm7965]

Yeah man...that fish looks plastic

[@dausthrowaway4349]

Alexa, how do you know all this?

[@Punkini]

@@dausthrowaway4349 I do taxidermy and bone cleaning! I was curious if fish could be taxidermied but most cant. Like I said, bass and some others are exceptions but even then, it’s much more difficult than normal taxidermy.

[@consentclub8431]

I love this comment section

[@sofiamacsweeney5972]

he’s definitely a divorced dad with way too much money

[@savlukeadventures7694]

Divorced dad that’s tries to date the young girls at hooters

[@MiddleFingerLimited]

I can only aspire to be as cool at that age.

[@rachellara5333]

This feels like that one episode of the office where everyone goes to Robert California's house and Gabe and Ryan end up staying late with Robert and they're sweating dancing at like 2 in the morning

[@Parhell]

Eating at the Mall of America's Rainforest Cafe was a life altering experience for this dude.

[@BJCDavis2777]

Yo you can’t talk about your “maple cabinetry” when it’s next to the Godsmack logo

[@BrotherHadrian]

Keep Away from (my maple cabinetry)

[@DankrumStar]

I died! I thought he was going to say the sun was a replica of an ancient symbol or something!! When he said Godsmack!! Hahahahaha 😆

[@mel0585]

"The shower is big enough for 4 people" Noel: 👁👄👁 I told you

[@BirdieGoBoom]

This house is essentially a themed black light mini golf course.

[@saraht766]

lmaooooo

[@kallicinder5255]

Noel clearly doesn’t know about minnesota because there are definitely girls out here posting pics of their feet in the muck of mississippi thinking it’s a flex

[@devonrayment6487]

I’m gonna sleep on a round bed alone just to prove Noel wrong. This proves no point, it’s just for self fulfillment. Don’t ask questions.

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

I don't remember ever saying "No" so many times in a row. Good job. This is the most awful thematic sex motel I've ever seen. Guaranteed its 100% coated in fluids.

[@goldenageofdinosaurs7192]

“If I had a black light, this place would look like a Jackson Pollock painting..”

[@nora-sv3pp]

The fact that Noel doesn’t know about taxidermy fish shows he’s never been to the Midwest

[@percibaltwinkus]

lmaoooo i'm from MN and ur so right

[@edwood53]

Right, not even phased like of course, gotta have that.

[@kynnley4074]

@@percibaltwinkus how many large mouth bass you got in the cabin LMFAO

[@TheAudreypixel]

Or South Carolina

[@CallMeSticky]

@@TheAudreypixel or florida

[@sylvias5844]

Yoooo I was born and raised near St. Cloud and I remember being obsessed with this house as a kid. If I remember correctly, a few years back somebody stole Poseidon’s pitchfork thing.

[@autumntenvoorde3024]

yeah, it was missing for like 2 years until they replaced it

[@sagealysse]

This house is like living in a rainforest cafe, but only for 40 year old dads who miss the 90's edge fest days.

[@allieyoung5349]

you’re joking…the amount of times i’ve driven by this house on the way to walmart and then noel makes a video about it

[@jrkendz5505]

The NPC narrator sounds like he was forced to make the voiceover against his will

[@lilhealthpack977]

Hey

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

Imagine: you’re high outta your mind on Poseidon’s favorite herb, you get invited to a party in the hills of Minnesota. You go, obviously, because someone said they have a sea-cave sex dungeon and you cannot resist. When in Rome, right? Youve never been to Minnesota, maybe this is normal. Maybe everyone has a mock jungle in their basement. But you get there and it’s just some 40yr old dudes sharing a bong and watching old Godsmack concert reruns.

[@kynnley4074]

as a person who lives in st.cloud, everyone is 100% like this xx

[@gypsylee333]

You paint a story 🤣

[@ChelseaGrimzly]

I used to live right by this house. It's legit about 2 blocks from a walmart and maybe 3 from a burger king. There isn't anything around it that could even be considered "the hills" lmao.

[@kynnley4074]

@@ChelseaGrimzly maybe that one sledding hill in sartell LMFAO

[@ArtsyHumanbean]

@@ChelseaGrimzly oh I believe you I just wrote that for dramatic effect lol.

[@salemedits9320]

kids who were obsessed with percy jackson grow up to be this guy

[@maxhalverson7215]

Percy Jackson was pretty good but this dudes house is wack

[@marl3ymarl3y86]

There’s probably a god Rick Riordan wrote that’s like this man

[@vbm8992]

take that back💔

[@ssm5708]

We do not claim him

[@vallsan7839]

not true 🙄!

[@SmileyKyliKins]

All Minnesotans when he said the location of the home: "Of course it's in Saint Cloud."

[@LivingDeadLette666]

I've seen a bunch of these comments I'm from Georgia so I want someone to please elaborate lol

[@tannahl.6220]

literally 💀💀💀

[@elle1107]

Take a shot every time Don says, "Zihuatanejo, Mexico"

[@aliceshutkina8201]

Dude sounds EXACTLY like the one who made sucking machine that "makes you feel like another human is in the room with you". Voice, tone, EVERYTHING, and it's killing me!

[@TheSimplyCooking]

*SOFT TEETH*

[@aliceshutkina8201]

@@TheSimplyCooking nah, SEMI-HARD!

[@tvfhwd]

@@TheSimplyCooking REALISTIC HAIR THAT YOU CAN WASH

[@irongirltoni]

Oh my God ITS HIM that's my theory this man is a sex addict

[@sakka_music]

the sheer lack of interior design is astonishing but it’s also not

[@sourlemon6787]

This guy actually lives in a laser tag arena

[@kyltuck]

Its like the pimp my ride guys started doing house renovations. The gargoyles are really off theme but dude really wanted them.

[@annavonruden3904]

This dude wanted a beach house but he really loves Culver’s so he stayed in the Midwest

[@milkiesttea]

"You could turn that into a motorcycle" please don't give taxidermists more bad ideas.

[@zoenayru]

Waiting for someone to send a link to an image or video of one

[@samueldickson969]

This is definitely the house of someone who wishes they could afford a beach house.

[@smelfungus]

and with the amount of money he put into this fucking thing, he probably could have moved to the coast and bought a beach house.

[@samueldickson969]

@@smelfungus For real he’s so lost in life

[@nixietubes]

@@samueldickson969 well apparently hes dead so yeah id say so :|

[@DinoboyLegosandMOCs]

Of all the places this house could have been built, he chose the midwest. You couldn't be further from an ocean lol

[@summers9052]

@@samueldickson969 mans dead 💀

[@jacob-mv3lw]

He liked rainforest cafe so much he built his own

[@zack558]

holy shit i used to drive by this place every day!! people would always make bets on what color the lights on the mermaid would be that night

[@cobytaylor6292]

it looks like a sims house, someone used the cheat code and just started putting things in places

[@pandorasplum]

*adds palm tree to regular bedroom* ah, yes, a caribbean bedroom

[@AndJordann]

As a Jamaican, I’m offended by the Caribbean room😂

[@ashleem7682]

the pronunciation too, i'm weak

[@redandpurple317]

Dude put a palm tree and some branches in it and called it Caribbean lmao. Sir, please.

[@RicardoMoralesMassin]

The "caribbean" room was my loudest NOOO

[@mimijoseph9036]

As a Lucian, i concur 🇱🇨🙈 he tried it

[@FallenSaint876]

🇯🇲

[@moonfairypriestess]

Who else died laughing after the guy said SHOWER CAN FIT UP TO FOUR PEOPLE xD

[@mraBJJ33]

Honestly, I died laughing at "Godsmack logo" so getting me to die laughing after that was pretty easy.

[@Kersoe]

I am not American but this seems like a frat guys wet dream

[@karlolson1051]

I grew up in clear lake Minnesota and there is dead ass another house identical to this near the lake with an identical statue (plus lion statues at each side of the front door) its only about half an hour from Saint cloud so he might have made multiple houses, absolutely insane

[@victoriarichard2152]

As someone from Mississippi, I can safely say that we are too fucking scared of the river to post feet pics with it.

[@DankrumStar]

Why’s that? Animals or current???

[@relaxationstation7634]

Also from Mississippi. We know damn well to not let our guard down by any body of water! A few years back I almost went swimming with some college friends. We pull up to the lake and a huge gator is just chilling in the water.

[@victoriarichard2152]

The current is pretty strong. Also, there's a LOT of toxic waste from the industrial plants along the banks. Really sad.

[@TheCreamCheeseArmye]

As someone from NOLA, the Mississippi is also hella dirty

[@justSunny7]

@@TheCreamCheeseArmye also from NOLA and can confirm that entering that sludge water has never crossed the mind of any locals, at least that I know of

[@ohmymahone74]

Did u not catch when he said "when it's time to clean up" when he was talking bout the bathroom

[@Tika_24]

No one is talking about it and i don’t understand why. Ahaha’

[@mak_707]

This is the house they show cops as an example for where a murder would take place.

[@Themalusdarkblade]

dude sounds like hes scripted the wording like hes giving a powerpoint in highschool

[@dead_again9839]

this guy sounds like he's narrating the beginning of a wes anderson film

[@fuschia_aries]

that was the whitest execution of mexico and the caribbean that i have ever seen, what the hell

[@xoshanland]

The term “execution” gives this too much credit lmao

[@Alice01230123]

@@xoshanland execution because he proper murdered it

[@xoshanland]

@@Alice01230123 You make a solid point

[@HexualSealing69]

"When its time to cleanup" That was 100% an orgy house

[@mark-gj4mb]

This dude lives in a Resident Evil mansion and he's the villain lmao

[@shelbyvictoria5751]

"because remember, this is poseidons place" no I legitimately forgot once we passed the mosh pit and then entered the temple

[@FancyTophatDude]

God this whole house is pretty rank looking, but hot damn nothing ever turned me off like that office.

[@whatdadogdoin_]

the way he needs to squeeze the fact that that bathroom fits into 4 people after explaining that bedroom is just peak comedy

[@gabriellabarthel7745]

the fact that noel is doing a vid on a house i live five mins away from and that i pass everyday for practice is fucking crazy bro. the house is in the weirdest place fr

[@CaptPicard81]

Do you know the guy??

[@gabriellabarthel7745]

helll yeah it lights up at night

[@gabriellabarthel7745]

nah not personally lol

[@katherinesee7599]

Same, also from St. Cloud and I can’t believe Noel is talking about something I used to pass by everyday when I worked at the Sartell Walmart lmao

[@gabriellabarthel7745]

ikrrrrr

[@pagansbasin6657]

Noel’s titles get susser and susser by the day

[@deemahkawas351]

we love it tho😈

[@olivernicholas8568]

Sussier*

[@mr.sandman7339]

@@olivernicholas8568 Sussier Baka

[@1970DAH]

This man built his dream house and now he's selling. I could feel the sadness in his voice. One way or another he over-extended his finances.

[@miw_cheerios]

“slipknot reunion” when theyre still together

[@LivingDeadLette666]

I was thinking the same thing also #RIPJOEYJORDISON

[@spencerhall8382]

Little did you know that “temple” in the workout room is really just a custom stair master.

[@kobax9999]

This has to be the most depressing house I've ever seen, even as a kid I would've hate it

[@ManDogBearPig]

no

[@tonyquera6484]

"its a replica of the logo from the rock band Godsmack" Poseidon would be proud

[@dtl7353]

“IF you make it past Poseidon” -Florida/Midwestern man

[@apocryphon1752]

This is just the flintstones house if they were swingers

[@kittengurl220]

Oh no…I literally have a crescent moon on the back of my arm, above the elbow, and a sun that looks pretty close to that logo on the other arm. Except I got it from Tangled. And I’m into witchcraft. I’m a fucking stereotype

[@Mutedmouth]

@Frigo Pie okay geez

[@Lady_Crispr]

LOL Godsmack. That dude branded his house with a Godsmack logo. I had completely forgotten they existed. Edit: There is no way a cult orgy has not happened within these walls.

[@Emma-dr4xf]

This house feels like a Rainforest Cafe

[@crazguykwan8955]

The one dislike is from the former Witchcraft user who got called out

[@BooneDavey]

"Oh, no I'm not listing this to move out. I'm listing it to get more people to move in."

[@kallemattila5870]

This is becoming one of my favourite videos from Noel. The eye movements, the group sex sounds, him losing it over all the Godsmack stuff... it’s so good.

[@janessadooley7181]

i resent the fact that you said “you haven’t done in a while” bc you’re the only you tuber who’s videos i always like 🙄

[@GoldenCoastGTA]

And he's the only one I always dislike because he's the only one to ask me to like.

[@hannahkunkel8526]

As a kid I remember driving by this house… the interior did not live up to what I thought it would be as a kid it surpassed it ✨✨👁👄👁✨✨

[@deadmanproductions6030]

That house looked like a Pitbull song. Istg the first thing you hear when you walk through the door is "dale"

[@baumchel]

Always drove past this house growing up so its hilarious that you are making a video on it.

[@CootieBugg]

I love how Rammstein is playing on the projector, bc I’ve always thought Lindemann looks like an older Cody in the Du Hast music video-

[@RainblazeMedcat]

Me, a pagan with a sun tattoo on my back: sweating nervously

[@Seallypoops]

This has the energy of a Vegas Villa with a shitty gym included

[@Argonautsv2]

Little do we know; he secretly a merman

[@shannons3419]

This ain't Poseidon's house this is Dionysus's house

[@tszvj]

This man took 2 vacations 30 years ago and decided to build his life around it

[@Finn_Anwarunya]

Why is he trying to sell this house and audition for QVC at the same time?

[@molly_1310]

He looks so proud of himself at the end I’m cackling

[@DankrumStar]

I have honestly always wanted a round bed… not for group “parties” haha but I toss and turn a lot and even as a kid always thought they’d be so comfy! And they look really cool to me 😆

[@pip-pip5029]

Same

[@harrietb9648]

I mean who DOESN’T have a winged muscular beast fountain outside their house?

[@majonezowekrolestwo3654]

Me! I don't have it outside my house! I have it in my house. In my bedroom. Right next to my bed.

[@RyleeCoyote13]

"If you leave this room disappointed, you only have yourself to blame." This gonna be my go to line when I have someone stay over from now on. Imma look them in the eyes & say it with conviction. Maybe lower my voice a little, too.