Why would you post this?

[@ayleenmichel6846]

the “let’s break up and see if we miss each other” post had a comment under that said “i could say i was young and stupid but folks i was THIRTY ONE” i- 💀

[@armpitsmcmarmar7994]

She must have really liked him 😭

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

You are never too old to be stupid

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

@@randomuserwitharandomname6183 Amen

[@gummy5862]

I mean that’s literally couple’s therapy with janky wording. A lot of therapists will tell a couple to spend some time apart before coming back together and reevaluating.

[@jrmckim]

Actually thats something that some couples therapy will do. Its not stupid. Its actually very helpful at times. Sometimes couples stay together because its routine. This helps break that routine and you see what feelings are real or left after no contact or intimacy.

[@inthemarrr7745]

my mother walked past me at the 'lift yourself up' segment and commented on how it was great that i was watching people who inspire me, all while unaware that, earlier in the video, noel watched a vr persona publicly announce to their audience on the 20th anniversary of 9/11 that they want to bonk animals

[@serinamikaylavlogs]

😭😭

[@helynnestacie9409]

Lol at least she has great timing xD

[@pattykrabbies]

You can’t make this shit up if you tried

[@sadieb5340]

That’s amazing 😂

[@SM-nm4cd]

it would be my luck they walk in right before that 🤦‍♀️

[@geoff3610]

"take this L, and make it the start of a new sentence: 'Lift yourself up'" is gonna be my new mantra.

[@ayyylmao101]

It's a solid quote, gonna remember that

[@CallMeSticky]

same, too many L's not to live with this mantra in mind

[@smnbrgss]

When life gives you an L, Lift yourself up & make Lemonade

[@gabrielleputt]

chest piece

[@imknifeman]

i was scrolling through the comments during the video and as i read this one he started saying it. thought i was going crazy and just had a really accurate noel voice in my head

[@macyh3]

to be fair, one of my close friends is a severe oversharer and being around her is the most comfortable, disarming experience because you KNOW there is absolutely no judgement from either party.

[@kozhedub]

i tend to overshare with the homies but it's a little different than posting a TikTok i would argue lol

[@Yo_Vonny]

I overshare I have so much going on in my head that I need to say it aloud to someone but my friends all just look at me or get on their phones, so I stopped talking so much and now our friendship is rocky

[@trenvert123]

@@Yo_Vonny I was an oversharer, and I kind of still am, but I've become more selective about it. I've had too many people who just aren't comfortable being as open as I am, and that's cool, I don't want to make anyone feel like they have to share, but I really want to be around people who would be as comfortable sharing as I am. It's been really difficult to find others. I really want a group of close oversharing friends. Or maybe a Sense 8 cluster.

[@dangitbobby.3942]

@@trenvert123 it's very smart to be selective with who you choose to overshare with. I've also started asking before oversharing if it was ok & how the person was doing mentally bc I recognized that unloading all my stuff to a friend who may already be going through alot of thier own stuff in the moment can be stressful & can strain relationships unintentionally.

[@NightfallStation]

i need to start oversharing to balance out my undersharing

[@esqueleto2252]

"and you posted this on 911" was the ultimate curveball holy shit

[@solarcowgirl]

Pls I was not ready for that

[@hyderflayer]

the girl in that video runs a child sex abuse cult on twitter

[@immacroftbro945]

respecting women mustache is the most important accessory one could have

[@AxxLAfriku]

I was a boy. They were two girls. Can I make it any more obvious? I am KZbin's ALPHA MALE. Acknowledge it, dear 3rika

[@AaronYorkYT]

@@AxxLAfriku what did I just read? Lmao

[@Elena-bk4fs]

@@AaronYorkYT it’s a random channel, they spam nonsense on every single comment / video ever

[@AaronYorkYT]

@@Elena-bk4fs true. It’s honestly hilarious to go from respecting women mustaches to I am an alpha male. Annoying bot but so random made me chuckle

[@permastationed5227]

@@AxxLAfriku KING

[@zackblast2656]

he's evolving into "you was at the club" each day with his facial hair progression

[@mythings5380]

Just as Cody is evolving into “fair enuff” each day with his hair growth

[@Ashley_Mariee]

bro’s evolving into spooky

[@apexedgesharpening2005]

LMFAOOOO I CANT UNSEE IT

[@olhix7272]

Boy boy french toast

[@loveunbins]

Why would you say this.

[@Stinkydinkydo]

The thing is you really can't hold oversharers back. They're a force of nature that cannot be restrained. Like a horse

[@charliebat]

why did the horse part make me wheeze

[@kathansen6995]

Not even they can restrain themselves. Even when they want to stop it just flows out like projectile vomit.

[@lanac5793]

You're right because i genuinely can't stop oversharing. I have to keep myself from sharing something where i couldn't stop oversharing rn

[@dn-li7ww]

hold your horses

[@AprilWhelan00]

Can confirm this used to be me

[@MarkToast99]

Noel doesn't wanna see people talk about taking an L. We're watching No L Miller.

[@Jay-cg7fo]

MarkToast

[@n3xistence]

Julien Moreno

[@slenderman9396]

n3x

[@AndrewB23]

So you just gonna act like you didn't steal that no L/noel bar from Denzel curry

[@kanashibruh.]

This the one. 10/10

[@hercilia7]

“dude, are you gatekeeping grief?” “Yeah, I am.”

[@riverside3628]

11:35 timestamp for posterity

[@lyonsdwyer5373]

I don’t think people realize, when posting on these platforms, the “should I post this” question just doesn’t exist

[@slsthewriter1299]

It should be a button, huh? Just like, every single post *_"Are you sure about that?"_*

[@domc9801]

People are stupid today, it’s genuinely surprising on how honest people are when not trying to be.

[@lyonsdwyer5373]

@@slsthewriter1299 “By pressing yes you hereby agree you are fully aware of and responsible for this soon to be incredible fuckup”

[@radhiadeedou8286]

@@slsthewriter1299 yeah it should be, like when you delete something and the phone or computer asks you if you're sure, there should be a question like that when you post on social media

[@CallMeSticky]

during the parkland shooting a few years ago, kids were posting to snapchat while it was happening. Like wtf, the way people deal with grief now is by oversharing ig

[@glowvxn]

the editing with the top text and bottom text of noel just saying incoherent sentences,, gets me every fucking time.

[@hannahbobby2348]

funniest thing

[@gibuttersnaps2538]

it makes my five brain cells absolutely lose their shit no matter how many times i see it

[@salthesteamengine]

ikr noah is doing a good job 🏂

[@Lohanujuan]

Oh no That see

[@Matt-ew3xx]

His editor is hands down the best, the top text bottom text and fish censors has me dying every time

[@dizzymoosic]

i cracked up at "oh man the see"

[@eurekamreum5458]

He really is! And his yt videos are fantastic as well 🌠

[@austinanguyen]

i love how he makes fun of noel in the videos too

[@thatalchemistlady]

And the 'Aaaaaw'

[@HallucinatingHedgehogs]

@@peanutbutterprincess5259 what’s the editors channel?

[@anamorist]

I for real feel so bad for the girl at 6:15 bro. I went to her tiktok and she couldn’t leave him because he was abusive and threatened her. That video was an outlet of sorts and people are really hating on her because of this.

[@kylereese5841]

What's her name?

[@idontneedaname318]

people hating on her for this? I thought that it was a really bizarre thing to post but I felt bad for her, not that she herself was a bad person. who would bully her for something like that

[@monke980]

@Not Important I second that.

[@kirttnabala2385]

@@monke980 like why?

[@thisisvoided]

this one clearly seemed abusive

[@sawyerblossom7244]

As someone who plays Yu-Gi-Oh, the idea that mans met a woman so great that she was willing to not only date his musty self but also be in a room full of cringey dudes who don't know what a decent shower is (not all obviously, but there are plenty) staring at her and still had the nerve to get with someone else, that proves men really do use all that jeans front pocket space to store their audacity.

[@setheus]

I've seen so many poor girlfriends being dragged to hours-long magic the gathering games with nothing to do other than just be supportive and not talk to them the entire time... you always wanna shake them by the shoulders like "YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS"

[@tomatopotatu8137]

I'm stealing that Jean pocket bit

[@wlt3585]

@@tomatopotatu8137 I stg that caught me off guard 🤣

[@Lxndon11]

don't date greasy gamers

[@sugarcandy654]

@The Smoking Salmon 🙃 look whose projecting

[@vbm8992]

why do cheaters always want to give us their perspective as if we agree with them? even when they’re trying to “fix” their relationship, why post it publicly as if we’re going to congratulate you on finally taking your partner’s emotions into consideration. it’s just weird lmao

[@N00btube296]

I feel so bad for that husband in the first clip bro

[@sweatyslapfight7900]

That man cried so much, feel terrible for him

[@korina-ellap3867]

Tbf the woman in the first clip went through a lot of childhood abuse form her mother and was sexually abused by her stepfather which is why she posts so much stuff. She used to be addicted to drugs as was her husband and they both cheated on each other a lot and she explained they both have days where they struggle but she films it to help other abuse victims. Just thought I’d share so it makes more sense but I understand how it seems weird

[@vbm8992]

@@korina-ellap3867 again, even if her boyfriend was filming these sort of videos too, it’s weird to think them showing how much they care after the act of infidelity will somehow put us on their side morally. they’re still bad people and no context exempts them from that.

[@scorpioj3]

@@korina-ellap3867 i haven't watched the video but i assue the woman is the cheater. i do really feel bad that these horrible things happened to her and i would never wish these things happening to anyone but that doesn't justify her hurting someone else. she's old enough and i think she managed to leave the toxic environment she's in. instead of posting, i think she needs therapy and take considerations for what she does for the relationship.

[@qkiwi802]

Noel we seriously cannot pretend that a pufferfish choking on a carrot is better than you just saying a cus word, please I am dying over here😭

[@lichemnn]

Demonetisation, that’s why

[@zebraaapje3320]

Wuckey slush

[@shannons3419]

bestie.... i don't think it was a cuss word

[@bonshawty]

@@zebraaapje3320 WUCKEY LMFAOOOO

[@Dinanysos]

The worst thing is that every time I hear the EURGH I see the guy with the knife chopping up the puffer fish 10 seconds later, so while noel is cursing my head goes "dead fish dead fish dead fish"

[@mykatharsis]

"put the closest thing you have to Marvin's Room that's royalty free" >plays the worst beat ever made.mp3

[@adityababar6738]

That was so funny

[@MichaelGallagher97]

I see no problem here

[@astronova6150]

same thing

[@kubdelbb2693]

@Josh the Joshey Boii omg hi big fan

[@hchthenerd]

Hardest I’ve laughed in years 😭😭

[@d0sa149]

When Noel said "oh man, the...see?" I felt that.

[@Atlas_Enderium]

“Shitty boy” is just telling us his villain backstory

[@JestersPrivilege18]

Noel’s head is so shiny he literally looks like a Mii character

[@KS-bp7rv]

I think it’s shiny because he’s actually bald and got hair tattoos

[@ceedee876]

First 60 seconds solid I was just looking at his shiny head and that sick line up

[@lanarose1075]

Lmdao

[@PrinceStarbourne]

Damn I remember when he had his hair. Crazy.

[@smashedheadash]

Call him Noel Mii-ller

[@numberonetetofan]

"Zoomer Discovers Empathy And Sex Workers Are People Too" is an absolutely fantastic phrase. (Also the gamecube music behind it was rather comedic)

[@MK_ULTRA420]

It's even funnier considering he himself is a sociopath who laughs at people's Ls for money. It's like hearing Ted Bundy telling me to respect women.

[@StephanieLinda_]

@@MK_ULTRA420 not the same at all smooth brain.

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@StephanieLinda_ You getting mad about this literally proves my point lol

[@Zamliyx3]

@@MK_ULTRA420 she is right tho

[@MK_ULTRA420]

@@Zamliyx3 That she lacks empathy? Yeah I agree with that.

[@mimistardust3915]

Shiiiiiit if I had a boyfriend that tried to 'make me choose' a chick for him to cheat on me with, I would _make him choose_ if he wants to be buried or cremated 🤧💀

[@hammywoods]

Queen shit 😩

[@sunny100294]

I would choose the ugliest one possible 😂

[@kaiiluv3574]

well she was in an abusive situation so i’m sure she was terrified but she’s out of that situation now thankfully!

[@d0ve]

@@kaiiluv3574 her response video came across my for you page last night, she said she didnt leave because she was afraid of him actually hurting her or other people.

[@kaiiluv3574]

@@d0ve yes, she was in an abusive relationship

[@lilmiszblondexd]

The "C", and just that on screen made me choke on my drink. Editor is killing it 😂

[@tylertheelk873]

The phrase “posting up with a urn” is not something I thought I’d ever hear

[@liluziintrovert]

I’m sad Noel didn’t notice that the “be well” lady was 31 when it happened meaning she was GROWN and still fell for it

[@adityababar6738]

You're confusing names homie Life yourself up

[@katelynnoel2191]

noah 😭

[@youknowimright1725]

31 it's not old, that's irrelevant to the situation

[@SieMiezekatze]

Maybe a mid-life crisis?

[@subspeciandialect2550]

@@youknowimright1725 no one said she was old, 31 is most definitely grown

[@heyitzmk]

noel’s head is shiny as ever

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

He’s completing his transformation to resemble every Cholo in East LA into one persona.

[@curlyq616]

oily ass scalp lmfao

[@4Isaac]

the glistening chromedomuelus

[@bgrugrat3k946]

all his hair went to his mustache

[@ElPresidenteMargz]

@@bgrugrat3k946 he would be looking like Tom Selleck then since he had the “Dear Leader” cut 😂🇰🇵

[@NDKfilms]

Okay, the bit with the VR chick saying she was a zoophile and had a thing for german shepherds (and me being a german shepard owner myself) made me physically recoil in my seat. Why would you just come out and admit that and think people would be like "Yeah sure, carry on.". I cringed so hard I nearly imploded lmao.

[@davidk7439]

I'm a furry. These people are the fucking worst. Not only is it tough to kick them out of the community (like most predators, they don't self-identify, this one is an exception, overlap of interest in anthro animal characters with people *way too interested* in animals inevitable), but it makes a lot of us have to spend time distancing ourselves and promising that no, we don't want to fuck animals. They also *really* like to use progressive vocabulary and nomenclature to try and make it seem acceptable in LGBTQ+ spaces, and be included under the general umbrella (Same situation as NaMBLA in the late 90's and early 00's), which makes it worst for everybody under that branch, me included.

[@jellyroll-h2b]

@@babress3119 ur so funny hahahahahaha

[@eej6900]

God I hope she doesn’t own any dogs. Those poor things

[@Iucebowel]

@@davidk7439 a furry without a furry profile pic, I didn't know you guys even existed

[@whatisthis1958]

@@eej6900 She does, I am pretty sure. She also has a friend with a "mate" aka they are "romantically" involved with their dog.

[@julianna2333]

omg when this zoophile thing was on, i was on my bed cuddled up with my doggo and i have NEVER felt this uncomfortable to be near someone

[@jasper_the_techie]

Luckily they got doxed. Their dog was take away and they were put on house arrest

[@yok2239]

@@jasper_the_techie Deserved😊☝🏽

[@jasper_the_techie]

@@yok2239 absolutely it was, Sappho was ruining the community, making for people think furry = zoophile when we probably hate zoos more than anyone

[@emalusabeth1422]

When you pointed out the fact that the zoophile video was posted on 9/11 i absolutely lost my shit, Im going to hell for laughing that hard.

[@Sophia-hq4yb]

a woman in my class told everyone that she regretted having kids and if she could go back in time she wouldn't have any. she literally went on for like 30 minutes how the dad was a dead beat and her youngest son who was born even though she had her tubes tied was a disappointment. I have no idea how that was allowed to go on for so long, but I think we were all just shocked.

[@armpitsmcmarmar7994]

There’s a book about women regretting motherhood. It’s sad yet comforting.

[@EVreznor]

People dump their entire life story and traumas in a casual conversation and expect us to go "... so hows about the weather lately"

[@joenuts1034]

@@EVreznor actually fucking hate when people do this, it’s just weird and it completely kills the mood.

[@lisscat]

@The Smoking Salmon Kinda like how you were projecting earlier under other comments? lmao stfu

[@pumppumpking]

@@lisscat THIS OMFG JANSJAJSNAJJSD

[@doorcharge0]

Gonna be honest, as someone with a weak ass moustache, he's doing better than expected

[@bottomtextmafia5733]

Gonna be honest, I don’t really care what you have to say

[@Elena-bk4fs]

@@bottomtextmafia5733 you cared enough to reply 🤫🤭

[@Rex-golf_player810]

@@bottomtextmafia5733 Gonna be honest, I don't care that you broke your elbow

[@iflosseveryday4486]

@@Rex-golf_player810 i don’t freaking give a h*ck

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Moustache Moo Stah Chi Lol Love that Going to use that spelling and pronunciation from now on Do you like my moo-stah-chee?

[@quietferocity]

Editor killed this one ngl

[@Karina-wc8id]

He always does ngl

[@almondmelk]

His editor is based as hell too. I love his commentary videos-his channel is Noah Samsen

[@lilbean5847]

as someone who has lost a significant other, when he said “‘are you gatekeeping grief?’ yes” LMAO

[@mochann1133]

I really want the person who said they’re into animals to be exposed, they don’t deserve anonymity, let them be shunned for being so disgusting

[@jasper_the_techie]

They were actually, the furry community came together and doxed them. Got their dog taken away and they’re on house arrest now! Mission accomplished

[@cupidream9702]

@@jasper_the_techie Omg thank god. Furrys get a lot of bad rep & many assume all furrys are zoophiles, but from what I’ve seen, most are very kind and against zoophiles. Y’all did gods work by doxxing them and having their innocent dog taken away from them🙏

[@jasper_the_techie]

@@cupidream9702 ikr, I was so relieved when I heard they got busted

[@shavonelesperance9263]

@@jasper_the_techie How did you find that out?

[@jasper_the_techie]

@@shavonelesperance9263 I’m not sure, I just remembered people saying online that that’s what happened. I could be totally wrong but that’s what I heard!

[@zicon4]

"I use this mustache to respect women." I'm gonna have to use that sometime

[@wayln2591]

Well then do tell us how well did it work for you.

[@MariTheStoryteller]

did he not read that the woman as THIRTY ONE in the second post lmaooooo

[@extrasagrada]

i read that and i was like ah, maybe i'm not doing so bad

[@movitz6391]

Made that 10x worse

[@60ftkingyahurd]

lmfao I came to comment this but u did already good shit, it had me DYING 😂😂

[@nighthrzn11]

damn Aleena is letting her fiancée upload on her channel a lot recently

[@chelseaandthebirds]

Wait they got engaged? I missed somethin damn

[@Kat-PM]

@@chelseaandthebirds yes they have been for awhile:)

[@bellaborrego5232]

“and you posted this on Nine Eleven” got me so good

[@waterfountain2046]

I would like to personally thank Noel on be half of a large majority of the viewers for skipping the,”zoophile,” video. Much love

[@Logan_Remains]

Yeah the way social media has made people way too comfortable sharing certain things lol

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

I absolutely love and hate it at the same time

[@Logan_Remains]

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 definitely has a place for certain events but like Noel said grief is one of those that it's just weird lol

[@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201]

@@Logan_Remains when girly said she'd pick out the girls he'd cheat with I was so dumbfounded

[@Logan_Remains]

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 yeah...like ma'am this is not something that anyone else should know but you and that horrible man

[@doubtful_seer]

@@babygurleatsshickennuggits4201 he seriously abused her mentally and emotionally with that. Like, that is full on psychological trauma.

[@longstachkaido240]

i feel so bad for shitboy, he lost the girl and the fight😭😭😭

[@donwade9800]

And control of his bowels 🥲

[@mr.sandman7339]

Idk why he wanted to fight the dude, tho. If she's willingly cheating, she's not worth fighting for imo

[@burntnikesock212]

@@donwade9800 I was coming to say this, but I knew it had already been said lmao

[@droomzy]

@@mr.sandman7339 it was probably out of pride at that moment. and a lot of people tend to react to someone cheating on them by confronting the person that they were cheated on with, especially teenagers. I think it's just bc they're reacting out of shock, blind emotion & deflecting so some of them blame the 3rd party more than the actual cheater 💀

[@braindeadstonehead9500]

@@droomzy there's also some gender relations at play too. Most guys wouldnt even consider hitting a cheating gf because they're wired to not hit women and also because physically hurting someone you love is just nigh on impossible. At least that's what I've observed with the guys around me and myself. Plus, hitting a woman could be a social suicide too, even if some people would see you "right"

[@j.downey6081]

the toenail hitting the roof of the mouth was genuinely the first time i gagged while watching a youtube video. thanks, noel :))

[@jeremyroberts8822]

Yea that was absolutely foul, feel bad for her fr. She shoulda just told him I ain’t touchin your nasty rank ass toes 🤢

[@luciedavy6948]

I'm so sorry to ask you this but I can not for the love of me figure out how that can be possible From what I read, backshots means being taken from behind.. how on earth can that dirty man put his disgusting unclipped toes in his partner's mouth ? You were the only comment I found talking about it and I needed to have answers lmao

[@gingermaniac5484]

@@luciedavy6948 not necessarilly being taken from behind, just means finishing from behind, the op must do yoga or something, but it is possible, good for op for looking after that physical health. now all thats left is the emotional health since therapy can help with the oversharing (non derogatory, everyone deserves therapy)

[@ij2647]

the hand on ass sleeping pic was hilarious, not an L at all. couple goals fr

[@BeesVee]

“Take the L and uplift yourself” is the best thing to hear while going through a difficult breakup.

[@lanathebeholder9813]

I didn't know cheating was so common until I found Noel's channel.

[@andrewblair370]

@@LUNA-fx2ud what an appropriate response

[@lillballz1269]

i was cheated on lmaoo

[@runy4tunes]

legit just cried thinking about the systematic oppression women face in the workforce (i have a weak ass mustache btw)

[@syndixel9857]

💀💀 Nah you didn't need to do him like that

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

"I'm 5'8 and have a super shiny head btw"

[@gisenberg]

8:26 'Put the closest thing to Marvins Room that's royalty free" I fucking knew it was coming and I still laughed hard af

[@aslischmidt1507]

Istg i came to comment this i laughed so hard

[@Me-wx1mt]

I feel like this is actually *lowering* my empathy to people because of how many cheating stories there are. it's just like holy shit how can so many people put their significant other through that shit so casually and it's just happening all the time and it sucks. *but not more than shitty boy's girl youknowwhati'msayin*

[@IsabelPs100]

Noel has a face of a person that wants to laugh so hard at all times but is trying to keep it cool

[@YosiBoi]

Well said

[@tosina2946]

The girl who would choose who her man would cheat on her with…sounds like it was an abusive situation

[@lolalove6141]

Oh absolutely

[@simoneb6312]

It was. She was afraid he would hurt her or other ppl if she left

[@babiebitch1756]

No fuckin shit??

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

@The Smoking Salmon Stop it, you troll, you have told people: to go have a panic attack, and now you're blaming the victim for being cheated and abused on?? Everyone featured in this video literally have it better than you, even the choking fish.

[@alaynaroscoe3961]

noel’s extremely feminist shit on the wake me up trend is impressive. truly a gentleman and a scholar.

[@alexdunn3298]

The video just ended and I missed everything after “sucked his toes during back shots”, because I’m so stumped trying to figure out those logistics

[@nicerock5506]

“he” could be the one getting pounded

[@alexdunn3298]

@@nicerock5506 Please explain those backshot logistics as well, because this just hurts my brain further.

[@nicerock5506]

@@alexdunn3298 okay so they're gay, and the guy hitting it from the back has to suck the guy he's pounding's foot

[@alexdunn3298]

@@nicerock5506 There’s got to be some yoga shit involved.

[@00st307-m]

@@alexdunn3298 exactly. Gay or not - how? Double jointed knees 🙃😭

[@jessiesagato4742]

Noel: “cover the song with something closest to Marvin’s Room but still royalty free” Noah: 🎺📯📯🪗🪗🪗🎺🎺

[@katiekat-dickson]

“That’s me, Shitty Boy.” 😂😂😂

[@dylanburris9593]

cant tell anymore if the censor sound is the actual fish or just noel’s imitation from the podcast

[@hasooyoung3939]

i can't control my oversharing problem. like ive tried desperately to, but its kind of like people who have a hard time opening up, im the opposite, my problem is not shutting up, i will talk to people for like a day and they'll know so much about me, ive literally tried everything i could, but for some reason i cant keep things to myself. its so bad and also attracts narcissists. im ngl this video made me feel called out 😭

[@Herrejesus_]

I do the same shit. I force myself to always try to think "does this person actually need to know this? Or am I just seeking empathy or can't shut up for other reasons". 50% of the time, it almost never works

[@azula9830]

Dont worry youre not the only one 🥲 cuz me too

[@mr.thammisses6119]

Sounds like you are the narcissist here.

[@hasooyoung3939]

@@mr.thammisses6119 yeah i dont think you know what narcissism actually is. i was raised by one lool and she's never been confident or even talked about herself not once. because that's not what narcissism is thats just confidence but i fw u for trying

[@hasooyoung3939]

@@mr.thammisses6119 this kind of behaviour is literally a symptom of being raised by a narcissist you would know that if you did one google search.

[@_letstartariot]

S3x is a kind of intimacy whether people like it or not. So having soft feelings for someone you just hooked up with, there is nothing wrong with that. Just don’t expect anything from them if it was just an established hookup.

[@soraya131]

this comment!! honestly so so true

[@0bscura.0]

Noel has the best chillest vibe.. feels nice with my chronic depression. Great content- thanks for the chuckles ✌️👍👍

[@ariyelmanser1472]

are you gatekeeping grief? noel-“yeah, i am”

[@sidtheserotoninkid8801]

your stare is so strong, you don’t even need to do it anymore. i sometimes go back to old videos to make sure i liked.

[@fauna5328]

The sound of the pufferfish biting the carrot in the background is killing me

[@nicolelawrence3877]

he looks like the "you was at the club, bottoms up when I first met you" guy now

[@Loona66613]

Boyboy westcoast

[@Pook-xr6dy]

Oversharers are the funniest people I stg. They’re either the worst people alive or the best, no in between.

[@trytoo5167]

That 6 week break thing is actually top tier pettyness.

[@TheArtisanGeek]

I was 1 minute in watching this vid and something felt really off. Then I realised Noel hadn't yet stared me down lmao. I'll see myself to the like button.

[@adityababar6738]

Get ready for a longass stare in next video then 😐

[@KatsKovers9988]

Seeing him with adjusted headphones after so long of them being uneven was amazing. Dreams do come true. Thank you Uncle Nole

[@ivorellarackley4401]

"Dude are you gate keeping grief?" "Yeah, I am. 😤"

[@emclovin6962]

i’m a sex worker and tell everyone to “drive safe!” with a hug as i walk them to the door…. oh god lol. i wonder if i’ve ever kickstarted anyone’s feelings like that.

[@_Sloppyham]

Probably, if it’s a person’s first time paying for sex they may not know if they can separate sex from emotions or not. So receiving a loving gesture like a hug and wishing safety upon a person after sex might mess with some (not all, of course) people’s emotions

[@gracehattori5517]

Ur the only KZbinrs left I find comfort in and watch when I’m too depressed to leave bed but u still make me laugh. Thanks Noel

[@jackswain742]

Thought for sure he was gonna end it with “let’s turn that L into the beginning of a new sentence: Like, comment and subscribe”

[@AnnieKateWalsh]

noah making the top text bottom text memes of the nonsense noel says when he’s trying to decide how to start a sentence makes me LOSE IT every time. “oh man the see” is GOLD

[@sheisaMachine]

Recently saw a video on FB where a guy filmed himself telling his girlfriend he knew they were related before they started dating and didn’t tell her. She didn’t know and he refused to meet her grandma bc that was his grandma lol

[@rowancook4369]

What was her reaction?

[@sweatyslapfight7900]

Isn’t that almost the plot of 12 minutes?

[@sheisaMachine]

@@rowancook4369 she didn't seem down with it lol

[@Jo-jj7ve]

We need a Spotify playlist of all of Noah's covers

[@greenrob]

Dude editing Noel’s videos has impeccable taste in video game music from the Bomberman Hero cuts to the Wii U Wi-Fi music. Mad respect.

[@goldenmilktea4992]

Thank you! I was trying to figure out what that song was called. It sounded so familiar.

[@owensimmons4379]

Noah is so funny dude. The timing on that music cutting in after Noel said "Put the closest thing to Marvin's Room" was hilarious

[@sadmushroom4834]

The first tiktok is from a creator who is super open about their past trauma and dealing with addiction so the post was related to that, to show people that change can happen

[@themikatoon]

Was about to comment this too! She was molested her whole childhood, of course that's going to mess up with her relationships and healthy views on what love is.

[@johnvarvatos5654]

@@themikatoon she doesn’t get a pass for cheating tho

[@astrolouise6904]

@@johnvarvatos5654 who said she did though? her tiktok is about working on herself and fixing her mistakes. we can congratulate her for change, especially for something like infidelity

[@MayFlora]

@@astrolouise6904 no.

[@CorHellekin]

@@johnvarvatos5654 You have very little empathy, huh. FYI her husband cheated on her as well.

[@adspoon1859]

how you not bald but the light still reflects off your head lmao

[@alayahwhitaker8357]

It's actually sharpied on

[@Spork548]

10:21 instead of listening I hope everyone just straight up sent the video to a police department

[@leinaamatsuji-berry561]

I just noticed the GameCube intro under Noel’s titling at 5:07 and I’m actually losing my marbles thank you Noah

[@dontknow4389]

Wth why was "C" the funniest shit I've heard today 😂

[@Ofcnezho]

Don't know.

[@arrye7790]

11:18

[@LonelySandwich]

We need more episodes of Cody and Noel Do!

[@butteredbuns3491]

whatsup checkmark

[@AE-kd4kr]

TMG

[@basementdwellercosplay]

Most of these are why did you post that and not go to therapy, then others are like EXCUSE ME BUT GO TO JAIL

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

“Hello, officer? Yeah you’re gonna wanna see this sh*t they just posted. I know! It’s like they forget you exist! Hahahaha okay well go get em and have a good day now”

[@doubtful_seer]

Therapy is expensive and inaccessible for most of us. I’ve been on a waiting list for the only therapist my insurance will cover for close to a year and a half now, and they don’t think it’ll be sooner than two years from now that I’ll finally get in. I’ve had to take myself off social media and completely isolate myself from every person I knew.

[@anna_banana414]

@@doubtful_seer jail is free

[@doubtful_seer]

@@anna_banana414 are... are you implying the group of people who need therapy belong in jail? Otherwise, jail head nothing to do with my comment.

[@anna_banana414]

@@doubtful_seer nooo lol, i actually was in therapy but then had to stop because my insurance wouldn’t cover it, i was just saying that in regards to the original comment you replied to, that some of these people need therapy OR jail lol

[@MickLovinn]

Lmaooo "I guess Noah, put the closest thing to 'Marvin's Room's we have" **Cuts to wrong ass accordion notes and messed up beat**

[@NivetFox]

Sappho recently had a child kill themself after convincing them that they were a zoophile. Sappho needs to go to jail

[@MisbegottenQueen]

This is what I love about Noel.. The content was extremely miserable, depressing, and it makes me rethink my entire life decisions- but at least he was really good at turning the bad into good. I'm still depressed to death but at least I laughed a little inside

[@loriannnoguchi5610]

“Thanks for shopping at Best Buy” took me OUTTTT 💀💀

[@yeehaw2982]

anyone else just cant wrap their head around the logistics of toe sucking during backshots??? how??

[@kemimin4950]

scrolling so far down to find any comment about it.. even googled if i didn't mix up the meaning -_- if she had to do it to him while he's finishing on a third person (which is the only way i can think of it being possible), that would be a massive L for sure though

[@lauratroy13]

A trend in P is putting your foot on the receivers face during d0ggy and them then sucking your toes

[@yaboi8268]

@@lauratroy13 now how do you know this

[@lauratroy13]

@@yaboi8268 what do you think? 😂 I clicked on a P site

[@yeehaw2982]

@@lauratroy13 but how??? im not gonna look for a visual lmfao but like how are they bending their body for that move to work? i literally cant imagine it

[@some_random2225]

Man’s voice is so soothing that I watched the sponsor💀

[@Treyman-yi7ei]

10:27 The Sappho story gets even worse, the deeper you dive into it

[@fishfillet0]

I am genuinely traumatized by the blowfish noise. Dude, the I pain feel in the depths of my bones when I hear that noise... the hurt. The trauma. I love Noel and I can't watch this video because I'm afraid. I'm afraid of the blowfish torture video soundbite.

[@qsy190]

I honestly don't get it... wtf is going on? Is it not a creature being tortured for laughs? It honestly makes me feel sick and really sad. At what happened and how well it is received... fucking depressing.

[@serene3175]

@The Smoking Salmon wtf?? lmao

[@bucket9510]

If someone passes the aux I’m for sure gonna play these fire renditions

[@100nightz]

@@LUNA-fx2ud bruh that's exactly what I was just thinking

[@miked9534]

I gotta be honest, to manage to edit out all of the audio from the tik toks and replaces with your own is fantastic. Editor Noah, I appreciate your work

[@hudsonbawn1433]

bruh this dude is so chill

[@jauxro]

I think I'm an oversharer. It's like, what was the point of all that if I can't laugh about it, or make someone else laugh about it, or help someone learn from it? Maybe someone wants to commiserate. Most of the time I've got nobody to talk to about it, so it's better than stewing with it alone. Going through something internal, shitty, and not even a little bit funny seems so much worse.

[@KssN27]

The first video, she’s a survivor of CSA who has recently become sober & come out with her severe abuse, so it’s to show how she’s working on her marriage after doing messed up stuff due to trauma

[@genericusername4996]

hes evolving into the guy who tells you he's "been there done that" in tough times

[@STArtist-Vids]

Noel is becoming mr worldwide

[@korosensai4486]

@@STArtist-Vids golly me oh my way to state the obvious 🥸 i believe that is what the magnificent lad @generic username was implying🧐

[@korosensai4486]

just needs some good dance moves now iykyk

[@queenro42]

Pitbull? Lmao

[@msleahb12]

I follow the toes during backshots person and she’s basically bout EVERYTHING she tweets fr😭😭 she was most likely serious

[@sunny100294]

What does backshots mean?

[@OliviaConroy]

Okay I feel dumb but how was she able to suck his toes in the middle of backshots? Like how is that even physically possible? Or was he with another girl and he made the twitter girl do nothing but mess with his toes?

[@msleahb12]

@@OliviaConroy i would assume he had one leg up

[@dharmaferrera3027]

This is one of my favorite videos you've done. Didn't know I needed it til now❣

[@isaacrussell8529]

Glad I'm not the only one who noticed the uneven headphones