Maybe Don't Do That - Family Vlogs

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In today's video, we take a look at a couple of strange vlogs made by a family that probably doesn't realize how bad what they're doing is. Let's talk about it.
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[@niamhcorrigan3972]

"I don't feel guilty bc he did it" is such a sibling thing to say omg. But yeah this is fake af, somehow the dad is even worse at acting than the kids.

[@somerandomhumanbeingonthei1924]

Niamh Corrigan and the mom even worse “oh yeaaaaaaaaa I WAS just shopping for you three!!! 🤦‍♀️”

[@MizzLola2563]

Cmonnnn people acting not THAT hard! 😂

[@raccoondog1458]

im a second youngest sibling and thats exactly how i feel

[@KPater-mf4je]

Both of the kids are super cute and pretty funny, and the parents are absolutely the worst actors. They make oak trees look less wooden by comparison.

[@user-mv2ld2dr5g]

Definitely needs an oscar nomination

[@priyaa___a.official24]

"Hey, kids, you ever committed credit card fraud?" "No" "Would you like to?"

[@shadowdecidueye]

"Um....no thanks, that sound bad" "No don't worry, it's not that bad. Also your parents won't mind that much"

[@Anna_b360]

Next week on Sesame St...

[@aswespeak165]

@@Anna_b360 this is from lazytown. why are u uncultured

[@savsterx8995]

@@aswespeak165 nah this is from SpongeBob learn your facts hobo

[@xora7115]

@@savsterx8995 you BAFOONS it's obviously from magic school bus

[@SusmitaSahaSS119]

I feel really bad for these kids. They’re so sweet and little. They deserve real childhoods and privacy away from cameras. I hate family channels so much.

[@afellowpotato]

I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

[@schlechtgut8349]

I feel bad for kids who watch these videos. I have cousins who watch this stuff all day long. I tried to do something about it but it's impossible

[@kaplingnag7267]

@@afellowpotato same

[@truthoversubmission4237]

@@schlechtgut8349that’s disgusting. I hate that parents do that

[@reidfeldmonkey5078]

Idk why but this is the one family channel I’ve seen where the parents seem very reasonable with these videos. The kids definitely want to make them and I feel like it shows more than any other cahennel

[@lyssagames4311]

“I don’t feel guilty because I didn’t do it” is such youngest child energy

[@SPCv4]

He just like me fr

[@iaacryign]

@@SPCv4 just like us fr fr

[@catherine2514]

@@iaacryignjust like us fr

[@iaacryign]

@@catherine2514 my brother was a bit of a troublemaker so my parents always assumed it was him every time even if i told them it was me because they thought i just didn’t want him to get in trouble so they would just get more mad

[@itsmorganyay]

i know i’m late responding, but i went to school with these kids. they never acted like this or talked much. after covid the kids kind of disappeared. i wonder where they are now?

[@trashcatofficial8033]

Once I stole $1 from my grandma but then I felt guilty so I asked her if I could have $1 and she said yes and then I legitimately had $1 and didn't feel guilty anymore.

[@_bee7627]

Awe

[@beckypatterson415]

Wouldn't you have $2?

[@hana-ix1th]

I did this once...except...it was a quarter...lmao i was obsessed with collecting them plus my mom had some quarters....i stole one and felt really guilty and confessed to her about and...she just laughed

[@unbarringarc3apex179]

What a madlad

[@connersuxx]

Aw

[@abigailmccormick8615]

When i was like 7 i accidentally bought a bunch of berries for $99 on that smurf game where u make ur own village and my parents still make fun of me for it

[@franfran5155]

LMAOOOO

[@freetrees5354]

Omg wtf I did the same thing

[@womanfan5328]

You should be making fun of them. Bet they don’t have berries on their Smurf game.

[@josiejones9008]

Oh my god I used to play that game all the time.

[@goldenglove99]

LMAOOOO it was so easy to accidentally click on the purchase too omg

[@GarfieldTheBard]

My mom taught us the value of money by explaining us what she did at work and how much she was paid for one hour of work, so when we asked for stupid shit she'd say "For this thing, I would have to work for 4 hours doing physical chores and all, is it really worth it?" and she also had us "work" with her (very minor tasks that kids can easily do) and paying us the same she was making for our time of "work". I think it's a nice way of teaching :)

[@squiiixe5503]

That’s like…. Kinda genius actually

[@taylorgayhart9497]

Yeah I was raised by a single mom, and she was always very open with me about how much things cost and what her budget looked like. It helps give a grounded understanding of what money is and what a budget is early.

[@mitskimaxxing]

im stealing this for future uses. let's hope i remember it for 10+ years

[@catherinedean3796]

woah. your mom sounds awesome

[@cooliostarstache5474]

Manipulative af

[@Macho_Fantastico]

I love that the mom's acting is somehow even worse than the dad or two sons.

[@ViJay-jw3nc]

I didn't expect it to be so bad 💀

[@cursedmailman3999]

The oldest son and the dad have alright acting, and for how young he is the little one was pretty good too. It's just that the premise of the video didn't make sense (which really I don't think it even has to- it's clearly made for kids). The mom was really bad tho.

[@apnapalm]

420 haha

[@tjbnable]

I charged $600,000 on my mom's credit card during the 2009 recession, plunging my family into poverty shortly after. But my club penguin puffle looked fresh tho.

[@bilalchaudhary6955]

You got your priorities straight

[@z1dforever360]

LOLLL

[@willmathias2308]

Shit was str8 bu$$1n tho 💯

[@thisduckisgoingtokillme]

Based asf bro

[@NymbusCumulo928]

I just realized that millions upon millions of dollars were spent on virtual penguin merch . . . . and literally all of that is now gone, forever

[@user-xe3xo4iz7e]

When I was a kid I accidentally opened browser on our cell phone, I immediately put it off but yet I was so scared I thought it was going to cost money and my parents would become poor cause of me

[@littleearth488]

Srushti Jadhav I accidentally added something to the cart instead of the wishlist on Amazon and panicked and my brother told my dad and he was like no it’s fine you didn’t order it just remove it from the cart

[@saturnsextilevenus]

Hahahah that's actually really innocent 💕 love that for you

[@Larissawesome]

Was this in the era of internet being super expensive on flip phones? Because if it was, I 100% sympathize with that panic

[@TabooTalz]

saaame on those old nokias with postpaid internet

[@anureet123]

Those were the most stressful moments in my young life 😂 it would take so long to load and you couldn’t back out until it was loaded

[@ZombieApocalypse09]

There's no way a kid Drew's age made a video this good. His mom is definitely behind the camera feeding him the lines. At one point you can even see her shadow move across the wall. Busted.

[@proameoba5283]

What an in-depth analysis. He is definitely too young and immature to run this. I agree.

[@lauren2801]

When I was like 5 I remember watching an auction and not understanding why you couldn’t just say the biggest number and win LMAO

[@CaptainFishVR]

baby butter

[@joey_was_here]

Lmao I used to think they were competitions of who could think of the biggest number and I was always like I can think of one billion I could beat these fools

[@n.h310]

I think it’s so damaging to teach kids to lie and blur the lines of reality and acting like that. You can even see their confusion as to what they should say and when they should lie.

[@citroncaviar]

@@AliciaHarris25 A narcissist or just a random fucked up guy with poor morals and enormous freudian issues.

[@scrantonrogueofthesilvertr9031]

I KNOW! AND HE’S SO SO YOUNG

[@lassoroot]

I also wonder if they get nervous or scared because their parents are screaming and acting worried/mad in the last skit, I know if I was that young I would be upset with adults yelling at me even if it was pretend

[@thebusylilbee]

@@lassoroot same here! I work with kids and did a lot of psych classes in uni and for young kids (like the younger boy) 'play' reinforces their growth and development and role play helps them cope with emotional conflict (like how when you were young you and your friends probably role played various interpersonal conflicts like a story and worked it out). So. Idk man. I feel like this kind of pretend with the parents for a camera might get confusing for some kids. I also work with kids in theatre productions, and even though it's a different setting and everything is very clearly pretend, we still monitor them and make sure any questions or concerns they have are addressed. Like if there is something sad or a more serious topic being handled I make sure they feel comfortable and understand that it's different than real life. So anyways. My non-professional opinion is that playing pretend about lying and stealing and getting yelled at (with your parents in your home) might be a liiiiiiiitle weird for young kids to process. 😶 Edit: I just remembered that in one show, the kids did have to get yelled at on stage and they were older (like 12 and 13) and definitely knew it was not real, but it still took them a few tries to get used to it where they weren't literally shaking in their boots and unable to get their lines out (and the guy made sure to interact with them positively offstage because he didn't want them to be scared of him lol). The guy yelling was super nice irl BUT he was playing a horrible man (this was Boo's dad in TKaM) and he looked so intimidating that even I felt on edge around him. So yeah. Even teens and young adults get jumpy when adults/authority figures get mad and freak out even if it's 100% pretend!

[@Noobie2k7]

Plus it raises your kid to just think doing fucked up shit is fine. Because you've been 'acting' doing it for years as a kid and your parents were fine with it. So stealing is ok right?

[@extremetitan2847]

I think the beginning was fake because everyone knows landlords aren't real

[@spiritsys]

*X-FILES noises*

[@catie5403]

Yeah, landlords are my favorite cryptid

[@veghead05]

@@spiritsys 😂😂

[@beeboy6945]

IM NUMBER 800

[@lightninggacha7818]

Yeah! Like the president or the queen of England

[@buffbarneystan3280]

When I was a little kid I asked my dad to buy me Minecraft and he jokingly responded that he couldn't cause he needed to pay for the house, I then spent years with horrible anxiety thinking I was one videogame purchase away from being homeless 😭😭😭😭😭

[@Scrofar]

That's hilarious, and also forced me to realize how old Minecraft is and therefore remember my own age, so karma for me laughing at this anecdote

[@paulywoodtheprince]

With some Exploitive Game companies and the Ends they will go to get our Money... some are that close

[@squiddyanimations6617]

Drew's soft spot for this kid is actually really wholesome

[@adamlindsay6391]

Drew: “I didn’t grow up in 2018, the worst year to be a kid” Infants in 2020: Are you challenging me?

[@v3ntarii]

Adam Lindsay o h that's a good one-

[@sonicrocks152]

Corona gang where you at

[@unoenigma9]

Sonicrocks 152 helluuuuu

[@starnight985]

Actually they have it good because both parents get to be at home and spend all their time and attention on their child.

[@thevideoofdiariesofagregin9517]

star night they have it way worse because of that

[@cqtvs5488]

The part where the little kid said, “I don’t feel guilty cause Dillon did it” looked so genuine and not acting-

[@maxanderson6216]

Because it is That kid doesn’t know what the hell is going on

[@catfood1788]

I’m onto this man named jimmy the cactus do you know anything about him he violated the law and I have a warrant out for his arrest

[@cqtvs5488]

catfood I don’t know a Jimmy the cactus that’s a man, I know a woman Jimmy the cactus

[@catfood1788]

totally not Jimmy the cactus ok I trust you your name is very non suspicious

[@confirmedmary6598]

@@catfood1788 are you talking about that cactus that has a nametag on it that says jimmy the cactus?

[@cellytron]

When I was 9, Disney Adventures magazine was talking about giving away a $500 shopping spree. My friend and I were imagining the things we could buy with that. My mom happened to walk outside just as I was saying, “I mean, you could buy a house with that!” She, in no uncertain terms, told me yeah no, no one will sell you a house for $500. My friend said, “What about like a really small one?” Not even like a really small one ☹️

[@Jared_24]

But that was a lie. These small playhouse are often under $500 xD

[@mrbutterswuzhere]

The biggest hint that it wasn't the little boys who were filming is the panning back and forth and how it was actually showing what they were doing instead of the little brother taking the camera and filming random shit. Which would've' been much cuter and more believable

[@MyAverageYoutube]

I took $20 dollars from my moms wallet in like 2006 and she still keeps talking about it to this day about how I “stole a great amount of money from her”

[@bridget5303]

how could you .

[@boldofyoutoassumethatihave6180]

Was the one direction album worth it

[@kenthequeenfashionshow5099]

Dude I feel when I was like 8 I took 50 cents for a gum ball machine and my mom STILL FUCKING TALKS ABOUT IT like 50 cents

[@KPater-mf4je]

I can top those stories. When I was a baby my mom gave me her shiny wristwatch to play with, and I dropped it while she was pushing me in a stroller, she didn't notice until we came home. So she never found it (I'm guessing somebody else picked it up), but she still keeps it on her list of all the bad deeds I've done in my life. Another terrible war crime I had apparently committed was as a 10-year-old stay for too long at a playground. My parents played the counting game, I wanted to stay though, so they just left and locked me out of the house. And to think that there are some parents out there who have to deal with drug-addicted or violent kids, and then there are parents who don't have such problems with their kids but inflate very trivial issues to make it look like their kids are practically crack whores or something.

[@melonsickle3053]

Once when I was 5 stole $100 from my dad,put it in my CLEAR piggy bank,and said nothing.He figured it out the second he was missing a $100 bill,I said it was a joke(he knew it wasn’t a joke but didn’t care I was in kindergarten).

[@shaqeelokneal8996]

Normies: v-bucks Drew, an intellectual: *Fortnite currency*

[@arjundulam6354]

Shaq eel O kneal imr

[@laurenvcouto]

fortnite dollars

[@oatmealmangd]

Lauren Couto THAT WAS MY JOKE:(

[@macieh3734]

When you read the quote as he says it

[@ninjulian5634]

insert Winnie Pooh Meme here

[@denimvelvet4670]

"You shouldn't video a crime you're committing." You'd be surprised how many adults don't know this.

[@benry007]

Those two kids are the best actors in their family by a large margin.

[@londonharvey4079]

family: breathes Dad: ahHaHA

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

Like Papa from Billion Surprise Toys

[@AK-yc9xz]

I'm going to have nightmares about that laugh

[@goliathtigerfishes]

*CACKLES*

[@nikkiredmond2677]

@@gerardwayseyeliner8911 bitch he's been replaced, dont make jokes like that.

[@yusufkadar]

His laugh sounds like Cody Ko's fuckboy laugh

[@beingzombievstheworld]

The kids are adorable but their parents suck for exploiting them.

[@lauramari]

I fully agree, and that’s the sad case with most vlog channels.

[@r0maaa]

I agree aswell. I feel like that happens with the ace family as well

[@lazygenie5616]

I actually kinda disagree. I mean this video is awful all there videos are bad but i think there very harmless i think exploiting them is a little harsh. The kids seem to be having fun so is it really exploiting i mean the kid gets v bucks seems like a mutually beneficial agreement for everyone evolved.

[@beingzombievstheworld]

@@lazygenie5616look at their channel they're still doing such videos. Most of their audience are young impressionable kids.

[@r0maaa]

@@lazygenie5616 In a way i would agree. it is harmless but in another way the kids look like they dont wanna do it. feel the parents are making the kids do it for money.

[@hjrdiskristinakure2730]

the trope of mothers (and other women in authority, like female teachers) being evil annoying buzzkills in kids content is so damaging, especially in contrast to a "fun" dad who will openly make fun of his wife for being "too bossy." of course people are just gonna see women as nagging bitches when this is the kind of content they grow up watching.

[@PlayerTenji95]

This is a valid point, actually. The fact that they get away with such subtle sexism is bleak.

[@Outsider1095]

Revisiting this in light of the new legislation in Illinois and the arrest of the mom from 8 passengers channel. So glad some of these family vloggers are seeing consequences for exploiting and abusing their kids.

[@Mckinley-mick]

The fact that the eldest boy spoke EXACTLY like an adult vlogger, down to the same cadence and inflection... is really unsettling to me...

[@BadassBobY]

😳

[@TheBigsby111]

Painfully sad more like, kids today are learning everything they know about society through degenerates faking their personality

[@charlotte5136]

that’s an interesting observation but to be fair, that is how a lot of kids talk in front of a camera. an adult vlogger might sound like this only because they have a young audience and want to get on their level. i know the kid’s vlogging is staged but the enthusiasm in his voice should be more real than an adult’s. it’s not a good idea to shove a camera in the child’s face and publicly expose him but i hope he was still having fun

[@hepthegreat4005]

maybe it shouldn't be? Those adult vloggers are targeting children. Do you think they speak normally? No! The adult vloggers actually try and speak more childlike and less adult like, so it's probably easy for the children to speak this way. Because the adult vloggers are using child like languages to target them. Kind of the way mothers have a special way of talking. You know it. "whuse a gud wittle gurl you are! yes you are" -> baby speak. Interesting fact, this doesn't just happen in English, every language has a "baby talk" that mothers use with their children instinctively. They use speech that is easier for babies to learn remember and imitate. Vloggers are using a type of "child talk" to target children. The reason the vloggers are using it is disgusting, but the fact that children are imitating it is completely natural and expected.

[@DodaGarcia]

That was pretty creepy, it’s like the KZbin generation’s version of beauty pageant kids

[@smallgreenlimabean]

"i spend almost $3000 and my dad tried to kill me with a knife but i ran away" WHAT IS GOING ON AT THESE KIDS HOMES I-

[@meat_doughnuts3457]

But to be honest, that's a lot of money. I would consider a knife.

[@potential_dog_eater]

@@meat_doughnuts3457 no throw them in the lake it will look like an accident

[@wheresmycrownyo]

Probably not that

[@chloetzpiano6548]

Did you die

[@DentalFlan]

He seems Arabic Sooooo

[@alienguardian]

This is straight-up child abuse, I fully believe that CPS should get involved in situations where children are exploited for money and are undoubtedly forming a loose grasp on reality

[@madisonkilgore4574]

My cousin asked my aunt for a toy and she said they didn’t have enough money for it and his response was “thats ok, you can just write a check” which further proves children have no concept of money or credit cards. I remember thinking credit cards were just unlimited money cards but only certain people were allowed to use them.

[@reine5372]

“The Goober Family: - 3 parents - 11 kids - 1 youtube channel”

[@jfl7204]

1 *crazy* KZbin channel

[@lungpiercing]

Yep that's the joke he made

[@yesyes4671]

not 1 KZbin channel it’s one crazy KZbin channel

[@alapotato9367]

oh my god theres 1 mother and 2 fathers. i feel bad for the mother lol

[@istoleurlawn8000]

How many times did the parents....

[@Ghost-wy3iw]

Ah yes, making your children be your meal ticket. You’re definitely going to have an extremely healthy relationship with them

[@Pinakiprime910]

To be fair this money is also bringing their children food to eat so i guess the relationship is kinda symbiotic

[@CharleneOrtizTraining]

It's pretty disgusting

[@TheSecondBeef]

Fr when I saw the kids “acting” the only though in my brain was how fucked up those poor ppl are gonna be when they’re older. KZbin family channels destroyed a whole generation of families

[@lpsfairylightz6468]

*how to make your children never visit you and assure they will put you in a sh*tty nursing home*

[@lunaangeleclipse9745]

Yeah like imagine the kids one day decide they don't want to do youtube anymore, you think the parents that rely financially on these kind of channels would just let that fly?

[@xZippy]

8:00 Mom: "And am I happy about this? Noo000oooooo!!" 👉👈 Mom: 🙂

[@cordingdesert9566]

Parents, please just spend like 5 minutes checking to see what your children are doing. Don't go crazy, just make sure they aren't being told it's alright to steal from you.

[@jessjames3103]

“ You feel tired and sweaty constantly and then you get your pay check and it’s like $11” I felt that in my bones

[@alexisd6106]

Jess James “You have to mop. You’ve never mopped before and now you’re mopping all the time.”

[@iamchristiancraig]

This. Almost cried, the story of my life.

[@merymcsusa]

it hit me hard, man.

[@salemsvoice5029]

It hurts, I'm tired, I want to quit my job, but I need it :+)

[@morley364]

Me as a kid: wow, I bet I could save up a couple hundred dollars for this event! That's like nothing! Me now @ me: that's my food for the next month and a half WE ARE STAYING HOME I did not WORK for HOURS with people yelling at me TO BLOW IT ALL IN ONE NIGHT

[@maebluejay]

She has the most Karen haircut I’ve ever seen a Karen have

[@phoenix_flame2561]

Just what I was thinking. Don't even get me started on that vest.

[@camocrocs1490]

that's what i was saying

[@nothingfordarkness]

she is THE karen. why is she THE karen you may ask? she’s exploiting her kids for money because she can’t get her own job

[@iwanttohaveboba9180]

Can I complain to your manager?

[@suckonmahd]

her voice lol

[@finn_20]

I love that The Goober Family has 3 parents and 11 kids. That’s a unique fam and I love it 💕

[@pap-fr]

Ew

[@benedictacatholic]

😟 what

[@WinterGamesYT]

whats really really scary about this is that if a kid charges their parents credit card like this, that kid could end up being beaten or psychologically abused by their parent because they are so furious

[@maceface2892]

I just wanna shout out the kid who left the "I like trains" comment. He didn't indulge in all that tomfoolery that was on display. He just wanted people to know that he's really into trains. Good for you, kid.

[@yourdisappointedmother9449]

made my day

[@retro_nintendom8493]

asdfmovie reference lol

[@alex_bee]

Funny how you said “tomfoolery” when it was literally a reference to Tomska’s videos

[@kiyo693]

does anyone wanna see his basement

[@bubby-fi9mc]

@@yourdisappointedmother9449 Asdfmovie GAAAAAAANG

[@beamshark]

Me, a 16 year old who feels guilty for asking my mom for 5 bucks: 👁👄👁

[@pomegranate1771]

Dude same

[@katiem656]

I like your profile picture

[@saymon4751]

@claɪre I'd feel bad because I know they work really hard and their money are for things more important than a game

[@GhostedGamer]

same 15 and asking for money is tough

[@GhostedGamer]

@@saymon4751 same and because covid is making everything 100x harder

[@thebeakeddoctor]

I never noticed how genuinely uncomfortable and upset those kids looked at their mother yelling at them, those poor kids.

[@katie4408]

What I found to be the most insane, is that by purposely flashing a credit card that isn't yours so that strangers can use it is a form of fraud, a federal offense. They were basically saying, "committing fraud is funny, you should do it!" And if some kid watching decides to try the same stunt (but for real), the parents will have little chance of recouping the charges from their bank associated with the credit card. (Unlike when real fraud happens, where you are almost always covered).

[@ashbash2387]

“Why would an adult watch this” Drew: *is an adult watching it*

[@semenandgayuncle]

I’m sorry, Drew is 7 and Danny is 4

[@baconsoda7011]

Regan Ngo Wait, how is Drew older than Danny if they’re the same person?

[@semenandgayuncle]

@@baconsoda7011 good question Bacon! Actually, Drew is the original and Danny is a clone

[@deacons.3428]

Danny Gonzales is Drew’s alternate account. The only 2 channels on KZbin c

[@meaninglessblob7036]

Don't be silly danny is only 13

[@wickedphant0m]

We're gonna need an entirely new specialty of therapist to handle adults who were forced to be internet famous as kids and now don't understand what real life is.

[@missmichelle1290]

Yeah

[@obiwankenobi9141]

The Olsen twins definitely need that therapy.

[@sarahamira5732]

Considering how a lot of child/Disney stars turned out; most definitely

[@Lucifersfursona]

And the kids who figure out - what real life is - their parents purposely manipulated and broadcast their childhood for money they barely saw

[@stvk99]

a generation of Amy Dunnes

[@chancematters]

God, that dad’s laugh is so fantastic. Like, evil skeletor after too much coffee

[@melodyj2049]

As the mom of two young boys this type of content absolutely makes me feel sick. They’re instilling horrible behaviors and mindsets into their children and influencing other children to follow those same ideals. Yuck.

[@crstph]

omg i had the exact OPPOSITE reaction to the million dollars thing-any number over 50 seemed massive so i remember asking my mom at the bank how much money we had and she said she’d tell me when i was older, but then i asked “do we have more than 100 dollars?” and she hesitated and was like “okay, ill tell you that we have more than 1000 dollars” and i was convinced we were rich

[@NWKohout]

How the hell am I first

[@warzed6220]

you were rich

[@cocoawhisker5060]

I remember saying something along the lines of "imagine having $500, you'd be set for life" and my mom was like $500 won't get you through a week. I was shook

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

same goes for me and my batchmates, apparently most of us were just kinda poor and I was one of the financially stable students back then lmao

[@Lucifersfursona]

This was me 😂 Also I remember a childhood friend had a lot of costume jewelry, glittery clothes, wore that gunky kid makeup, etc. I was fully convinced she was rich. I remember going over to her house, her dad owned a dump and I was in awe at the wealth of old cars in her yard, even a bus that could be made into a sick fort if only it weren’t filled with wasps. I remember standing in the few inches of floor space in a room while she dug through things her goth sister had left behind when she moved out, staring hungrily at shiny black platform boots she unfurled from the heap. I left thinking she was rich. To date her yard has cooler shit than basically any mansion I’ve seen- but I wasn’t allowed to go over there anymore after my parents found out her dad and brother were uhh. Unsafe to be around. I was really pissed as a kid bc I thought they wouldn’t let me hang out with her bc she was poor to them. In hindsight I’m kinda glad I stopped going over there, I think she’s moved out and I don’t know what she’s up to but idk man. She was cool and I hope she’s like, safe and shit.

[@duolingo5299]

I am very interested in the Goober family and the 3 parents with their 11 kids

[@coal1818]

Goober family says poly rights 😌

[@mrstealurghoul]

@@coal1818 yes ☺️

[@robin1229]

I can’t seem to find their one crazy KZbin channel?

[@nielk.]

Please let me go

[@BapGap]

@DUOLINGO where is my family?

[@keelys1957]

The smarmy dad cackle killed me every time

[@skeletonwitch.]

NYAHAHA AHAH

[@opallaya]

Why did I just get a notification for this????? KZbin just gave me a notification of a new upload, to a video, thAT IS FIVE YEARS OLD.

[@PubsDown]

Same here. Very odd

[@margotbeal9349]

me too lol

[@BASIL-ee3wf]

Same ???? 😭

[@PlayerTenji95]

These weird KZbin quirks never happen to me, I feel so outta the loop, lol.

[@opallaya]

@@PlayerTenji95 My guess is because, at the time when this happened, I hadn't watched any of Drew's videos for a good 2 or so months - so maybe it just gave me a notif for a random one of his vids lol

[@christinesilva9040]

When I was a kid, I noticed one day that the fridge looked a little emptier than usual (I figured out later it was because my parents were just going to go grocery shopping on the weekend since it was a busy week) and I cried because I thought it was because I took two quarters from the kitchen table to buy ice cream at school that day-

[@skeletonman7987]

omg i love your pfp

[@trashwizard6361]

@@skeletonman7987 I love yourss

[@christinesilva9040]

Memento Mori y’all :’)

[@unculturedbabypig9425]

memento mori :,)

[@lalitthapa101]

@@skeletonman7987 I got a slap from my mom for stealing 10 indian rupees from her purse so that I could buy coca cola powder-

[@cjaawesome616]

I spent 20 dollars on my own credit card without me knowing.

[@carpet-snark6446]

cjaawesome Did you chase you with a knife, but luckily you got away?

[@evanelliott1213]

I think you mean noig

[@vandas3611]

I feel for you

[@siviou]

congrats

[@DentalFlan]

@@carpet-snark6446 It was probably more of a "I wanted to kill myself and I slapped myself in the face" moments.

[@baddabaddabaddaswing]

8:30 The strangest reaction to money being recklessly overspent is to.. go out "shopping" and spend...more money.

[@reeeew_222]

Growing up lower middle class I always kind of understood the concept of money, not really because I was still a child but I always understood that we would have to check prices before we grabbed stuff at grocery store, grocery shopping at dollar tree at times, and getting 10 toys at goodwill for a $1. It’s always been instilled it me in a way

[@BohbearonYT]

Of course the mom has that "I wanna talk to your manager" hair cut.

[@BohbearonYT]

Get the fuck outta here Rich Evans!

[@nikkovalidor4890]

How absolutely dense can someone be to use a rich evans pic but still be offended about people making haircut jokes

[@surgeprotector4436]

stellvia hoenheim hey buddy you’re supposed to be the offended one take back that joke

[@nicholasmonroe2265]

Bohbear i have a similar hair cut lol

[@KPater-mf4je]

Eh, that haircut is common among a lot of married moms in the lower middle class that are on the threshold of middle age, and there's a reason for it: they don't have time in the morning to do their hair because they have to raise their kids and do chores for the husband. What they want is a haircut that is really cheap (i.e. super easy) and doesn't require maintenance beyond a little combing. So, the poor man's Vidal Sassoon cut, a kind of ugly asymmetric page/bob hybrid, is what such women usually get. Really poor women don't get their hair cut at all and it grows out into long, dry strands. In Europe, women get the same haircut as the men do: hedgehog style, those ugly spikes that guidos and douchebags made intolerable in the States. It's even worse than the Karen bob.

[@xCanYouFeelTheLovex]

“Hey kids, have you ever committed credit card fraud?”

[@ew-ux2pl]

No but I evaded my taxes one time and the government chased me with a gun but luckily o ran away

[@lillianaoneal9231]

I like traints

[@poopyfartlover313]

No, but I joined the mafia.

[@fsp3637]

xCanYouFeelTheLovex bro I do that every day

[@poosnatcha]

Idk wat it mean Edit: now I do

[@ramonegues5689]

I remember when I was 6, my parents got a cable box and I was intrigued of why they never had some channels unlocked so I literally start buying Video On Demand movies, PPV Channels and HBO, I thought I literally outsmarted the cable company and when my parents came back I showed them proudly that I “finally unlocked the channels” They were so angry, man, I didn’t had TV for months

[@alyssaisbest]

6:00 Travis’s apology

[@D.e.v.o.n.]

exactly what i was thinkin

[@lilli712]

ok but this girl at my school spent hundreds of dollars on starbucks, bc she didn’t question why money kept arriving on her starbucks account. it turned out to be connected to her moms credit card. imagine. she went to starbucks EVERY day after school. omfg.

[@atlasbechard757]

_oh no_

[@user-ls2bu3vn2z]

my god

[@lexsombersunrise]

That's why kids need a lesson in money and spending early on. It's not a hard topic but they never teach anything like that until high school.

[@joemullarkey5719]

I gotta ask what grade was she in when this happened?

[@rqpp8]

:(

[@buckbeak14]

Drew’s story about asking his parents if they have a million dollars is so cute and pure

[@annulizbeth]

Drew is naturally quite adorable to me. Even when he sounds like he is going to strangle someone for bagels it is quite endearing.

[@JamesSmith-to3kl]

Boop

[@sstarrlloverr]

buckbeak14, *Danny

[@sstarrlloverr]

V B *Danny

[@sstarrlloverr]

annulizbeth *Danny

[@BelladonnaStarberryMoons]

"2018 - The worst year to be a kid" Oh young Drew, oh good old buddy old pal, the future is scarier than you think. Get out while you still can.

[@beautybarheavy]

drew i think you find the little one adorable (he definitely is) because he looks like you’re his father 😭

[@diagonals792]

these bloggers are disturbing. it might start out fun and innocent, but the lines will blur and they will continue to up the stakes for more and more views. Look at the Stauffer family.. they adopted a special needs Asian child for views! and had to "rehome" him because the kid was ruining their fake happy family

[@ieatsheeriosrightoutthebox]

Oml that’s terrible! I hope that kid is okay

[@Potato2mato]

It’s disgusting and horrible, imagine the kid when they grow up knowing that some stupid “family” just used them for views, I hope that kid went to a better home and is happy with the family, knowing that they are loved.

[@melodyzgarbage5284]

Yeah also the mom who rehomed him or sent him back said she SPECIFICALLY wanted a child who has low functioning autism, i hate family channels period , fight me on it but this should be counted as child abuse, don’t exploit your children for views parents 🗿✊🏼✨💫

[@diagonals792]

@@melodyzgarbage5284 totally agree. its abuse. and don't get me started about the Stauffers.. they are monsters

[@Potato2mato]

Maddie_Productions UwU 100% agree with you

[@maddywisteria3242]

I stole 20$ from my own credit card... It wasn’t quite as fun

[@_secondpaper_621]

Did it tri tu deth u but u raan awai

[@tahaniyousif3343]

Andromeda Strain 2000 Hey guys welcome to Your Grammar Sucks!

[@_secondpaper_621]

M҉a҉g҉i҉c҉ u҉s҉e҉r҉n҉a҉m҉e҉ im fyv ok mistr

[@tahaniyousif3343]

Andromeda Strain 2000 Hey guys welcome Your Grammar Sucks 2!

[@_secondpaper_621]

But im onli fyv

[@jeremywaygay]

drew gushing over the little kid makes this video so much better 😭

[@Epinardscaramel]

6:07 yeah I'm sure people who live in that kind of house have an alert when they spend $10 🙄

[@Barstooly]

Turns out it's real and the family is now in crippling credit card debt, their house has been taken away, they're by the road holding signs with 'will work for vbucks' crudely scrawled on them

[@commentcopbadge6665]

Yeah, they're in my backyard staying in my tool shed for the weekend.

[@djskooma]

CommentCop Badge#666 can I come?

[@gabrielapetrie]

Barstooly You don't know the half of it. Guess how hard the mom screams if you push past her limit of gents per night. I started getting a little ear gunk from the frequent earplug use. She'll learn order yet.

[@AdrianGhastly]

Eyy dude I love your videos

[@Barstooly]

This is the first time i've been recognized outside of my own channel, that's dope

[@isfluke3624]

I dropped an ice cube on the ground and when it broke I kept saying "sorry mom I'm so sorry" because i thought that ice cubes cost lots of money. (I was 4 btw)

[@gabbiehannahsmentalbreakdo3887]

Thats so adorable xD once I told my mom I was sorry for sitting on the couch for to long bc I thought it was expensive I was 3 xD

[@SM-qv2om]

once when I was four I was helping my mom cook dinner and I accidentally dropped an egg and I was absolutely terrified because I thought she would get mad and yell at me. she just told me to clean it up

[@stain5570]

When I was 5, my mom bought me a new pencil, when I lost the pencil in the school I told my teacher that I won't go home because I lost my brand new pencil, and the pencil ( i thought) was so expensive that my family cant afford other.... Those days XD

[@maxserafini8127]

i broke down in 1st grade bc i didn’t know that ice cream cost extra at school

[@rashamalik4357]

once I lost a $6 bottle cap in school and I was audibly crying because I thought my mom would beat me.

[@LedZeppeli]

There is a level of poverty where even as like a 5-6 year old you very much so know the value of money. I basically learned math as a kid outside school as a means of knowing how much food costs

[@tonichan89]

"Mom's away so I don't have to be a parent" energy from this dad

[@howdy1812]

I used to take quarters off of my dad’s nightstand when I was little. I was always terrified of getting in trouble when I would literally take like 50 cents

[@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl]

Same! I also used to do that, I got so scared doing that 😂

[@meeprific]

Same, lol

[@imfloatinglikeasinkingboat7708]

Loll same

[@slplssgr]

Dude same I would take pennys from my mom so I could build little coin castles and I got scared cuz I thought I was stealing

[@charkatslife]

EraserMic bruh me and my brother took coins from the little compartment in our parents cars and i was so scared he would fck up and give it away lmao

[@emobanana22]

Every time the dad laughed, it took 5 years off my life.

[@kristelholveck8534]

emobanana22 ahaha

[@Bastti]

He sounds like the stepbrother of Waluigi or Wario when he laughs

[@wob3786]

But it was restored when the cute little kid talked

[@poffydaisy5134]

*AAAGHHAGHH AGGGGHH*

[@jackswearingen1831]

emobanana22 dang then I just lost 80 years and I’m 16

[@scragar]

They signed up for the alerts 8 minutes before the first alert. What amazingly lucky timing that's 100% not fake.

[@flayv999]

"2018: the worst year to be a kid." - Drew, 2 years before the worst year to be a kid.

[@simonblue8641]

When I was a kid I thought birthday money, like the $5 you'd get in a birthday card, was to pay for college, so I used to just stuff it in a piggy bank, and I remember when my dad found out he took me to toys r us, and I haven't been good at saving money since

[@eurekamreum5458]

Oh my God this is so wholesome

[@rainyydaystudios9729]

this is relatable asf.

[@yoursaviorishere4365]

Mood. Whenever I get money from helping my parents out with abnormal tasks (I got $30 for helping clean out a car we were selling) I think “oh I should save this” and then immediately spend it on candy.

[@mcearl8073]

Eureka Mreum How the fuck is it wholesome? His childhood thoughts were but then his dad came along and fucked it all up. I was the same way, my parents never really instilled any money management in me and it’s negatively affected my entire adult life. I never even realized it until it was way too late. I’m not blaming my parents for all of it, they weren’t terrible people or anything and I made most of my bad decisions on my own but I’m pretty sure if I’d have grown up with parents who taught me to save money and respect savings and security over things my life would have been a lot different.

[@catriziacat1756]

@@yoursaviorishere4365 what? I'd get like 50p

[@mogan4534]

Okay, so the kids have excuses to be bad actors because they’re little kids, but the dad has no excuse for why his line delivery is as convincing as Nicholas Cage in a straight-to-video fifth installment in a franchise.

[@meowtherainbowx4163]

The mother's acting isn't even good enough for a German porno or Tommy Wiseau's The Room.

[@amberwingtundrawing776]

He reminds me of the guy from the John, I Want A Divorce video

[@tamegucci8969]

bruh i legit thought this family had three parents, a million kids, and was called the Goober family. i searched them up before realizing such a family does not exist

[@itsmorganyay]

the fact i went to school with these kids just brought back so many memories.

[@nicolersands]

Are they okay?

[@itsmorganyay]

@@nicolersands probably. i saw the blonde one (jagger) in target a couple weeks ago and he looked fine. but idrk because i don’t go to school with them anymore

[@CarolineStrunk-ld4ri]

Ok

[@bheeilzat]

I think it’s hilarious that the kids say “We’re spending all my parents money on V-bucks” And then they spend like $200 Do they think all the money their parents own is like only $200

[@carlosip4002]

Tbf, when I was like 7 and would watch Cash Cab, I thought that if they won $300+, they were legally considered rich.

[@sav2823]

I thought all my parents had were $500 and considered us rich at that age lmao

[@omegam6123]

When you are that age that's a lot of money because one normal lego set is like 30 bucks so

[@jl4280]

Omega Warrior bruh LEGO’s are expensive 😂 Dumb expensive 😂

[@omegam6123]

Yeah and 200 dollars can buy a lot of them

[@katesszz]

I remember when I was 7 and I accidentally spent $3 on a game on my mom's phone. I felt so terrible when she told me what I did and I cried about it for days

[@gabbiehannahsmentalbreakdo3887]

XD

[@peachcream8471]

I remember crying because I clipped some clips together at a store, then the store owner asked me to unclip them in front of my parents and I almost cryed because I thought I broke them (I was told that if I broke something my parents would have to pay for it)

[@Eli-mn5cq]

Haha, same thing happened to me on Fruit Ninja, I think. I can't remember how much I spent, but it was a lot. I cried about for a while as well

[@elijahharmel8450]

yo my brothers are nine and they’ve spent like $30 and only gotten upset when they had the purchase undone by the support team

[@srivardhankarnati9569]

Yo same when where’s my water came out back when I was in 2nd grade, I spent it without hesitation. My parents, in general, have always made sure that I knew the importance of money, which is why I haven’t spent a single cent afterwards.

[@sleepingrepurr6317]

i would really love an animated youtube channel about the goober family where all 11 children have some distinguishing feature but the parents still use their names interchangeably regardless of which kid it is

[@BrendanSephiroth]

Im still crying laughing at the way he laughs

[@emilypineda9045]

the comment that said "i like trains" i really felt that

[@ShibuNub3305]

Plot twist: that comment was posted by I like Trains kid, and this guy literally *felt* the train when he got run over.

[@yousfiabdelali]

@@ShibuNub3305 um, what

[@Tijggie82]

@@yousfiabdelali it's in here somewhere... kzbin.info/www/bejne/eYiln4B4r5KtkLc

[@emilypineda9045]

@@ShibuNub3305 i-

[@remish7717]

@@yousfiabdelali asdf movies

[@sparklingwater3999]

This is 17 minutes of Drew Gooden wanting to adopt that child

[@tripperwillo6247]

I hope he does, and then follows him around with a camera. Just playing! Drew would teach the kid to use his brain right, and not care if he whines for video games.

[@amagicman13]

@@tripperwillo6247 yalls writing Drew with the child headcanons now?? 😞

[@epicwwiistuff6863]

@@amagicman13 sussysusy

[@amagicman13]

@@epicwwiistuff6863 blocked.

[@anonymousperson6710]

@@amagicman13 well aren't Drew and Danny expecting a child

[@Dr.Sunshine_MD]

3:52 this may seem like common sense to anyone else but the amount of people who have done serious crimes like robbing a bank and other stuff and then gotten caught cause they filmed themselves doing it or bragging about it and posted it online is insane and makes you realize that common sense isn’t as common or sensible as it should be

[@N_IRL]

I swear that half time someone at my school gets busted for doing drugs or drinking or something like that, it's because they posted it on Instagram, it's crazy how unaware people are

[@peachixu]

Honestly these family channels who exploit their kids reminds me so much of 'Don't hug me I'm Scared' they really show how horrible these kids would probably feel in the perspective of the puppets

[@rohankhubchandani3694]

there should honestly be child labor laws against putting kids in vlogger families

[@pogisdog]

...no??

[@coolperson8272]

@@pogisdog Yes, let’s continue allowing the exploitation of impressionable children and use them as money making machines in favour of the greedy and selfish parents whilst simultaneously putting the children’s privacy and safety in danger. GREAT idea.

[@pogisdog]

@@coolperson8272 The kids consent to it, AND it's not a real job. Believe whatever the fuck you want but it's not going to happen.

[@LittleSirBoy]

@@pogisdog consent from a young impressionable child, who, mind you, is being told by their PARENTS the people who they trust the most at this age, is not consent

[@pogisdog]

@@LittleSirBoy It is consent, and as long as they're having fun, they're going to keep doing it. It also doesnt change the fact child labor laws will never be pressed on unprofessional entertainment videos.

[@sarahlikesmusic7347]

jared (19) : frantically downloads audible

[@gerardwayseyeliner8911]

You sir, need more likes XD

[@katejannette206]

Rip vine

[@eddiematthews9468]

The amount of people that probably don’t get this is hilarious

[@julietthompson9163]

BAHAHAHAHA

[@Froggylin333]

Emily Barbour fuck you dumb bitch learn bow to take a fucking joke if you don’t think it’s funny then shut the fuck up.

[@mintee119]

Drew's videos are ridiculously rewatchable

[@anyway6757]

5:38 oh my goodness just the shy little smile and the giggle that's adorable

[@queenb1119]

My five year old asked me one time why we don't have a KZbin channel so I can vlog her. I told her it's because I love her. It is not my child's responsibility to perform to make money so I can pay my bills! Do I take pictures and videos of my child? Of course! Do I share them PRIVATELY (not online) with family? Yes. Would I EVER put these memories out in the cesspool of the internet for God knows who to see and do God knows what with? HELL NO! Even if she did something absolutely hilarious or seemingly impossible, I would NEVER put it out into the world for the masses or the media to gobble up in order to get attention and have 15 minutes of fame. Children have a right to privacy and even their parents shouldn't be able to take that away. Because once it's gone, it's damn near impossible to get it back!

[@_emmbur_1453]

Exactly! Kids deserve to be kids and not actors

[@regurgitation4560]

Honestly perfectly said

[@TheDsRequiem]

Ok but you're actually lying. If your child started levitating or using mind powers you would 100% be telling and showing everyone.

[@queenb1119]

@@TheDsRequiem Are you kidding? I wouldn't show a freaking soul if my child could fly or had ANY powers! Why the hell would I do that? Haven't you ever seen a movie? Letting the public know if your child has powers is a one way ticket to a government lab somewhere! You can think I'm "actually lying" all you want. But I know that my priority as a parent is to protect my child, not exploit my child. And if you have kids and they happened to start flying one day and your first instinct is to tape it and show the world, then I feel bad for your kids! 🙄

[@kirastump2989]

Your kid asked you that already?

[@RuneyToonz_]

His laugh is even more annoying its like HĖHÆHÂH

[@felixywixy]

Eden Young *hAhAAhHHHaÆejaAHAHhÈÈęHæ*

[@idiotsays705]

Hhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeee

[@lydiaharris7678]

Same I felt like commenting on how annoying it was but you did so it’s okay 👌 thank god someone finds it annoying just like I do

[@whovian7381]

Hêhëhēhęhėhèhê

[@LuigiTheItalian]

@@idiotsays705 no.

[@Muna-Mohamud]

My forever favorite Drew gooden video

[@webkinzkidd]

MINE TOO !!!

[@caiorezei]

6:47 Dad: "Just so... We can make this right(?), we're gonna give away a 100 dollars worth of V-Bucks... TO YOU!" To me????? But I don't even play Fortnite, bad-acting dad! And you don't even know me! You don't have my contact! *H O W ?*

[@redcomet1717]

I spent 1 billion dollars on my mom credit cart on roblox and then I got beaten to death by my dad and now I’m dead

[@26Track]

Wait a minute if your dead, how are you commenting????????????🤔🤔🤔🤔😦😦😦😦😦

[@TenkoLunar]

Carter Pace Behold the power of.... WOOOOOSH

[@26Track]

r/wooosh

[@pingnixon-hermansen5046]

I bet this is a fake comment... I’m being ironic

[@26Track]

Mystery Chicken these days you can’t tell if people are being ironic because of retards

[@andrewforbes4454]

I spinded 2.2 blillion dallars on mi moms acount wid out dem noin. They chased mi wid a rocet launcher

[@nicholasonciul5770]

Miles Morales same

[@_secondpaper_621]

ar u ok mi man roket hrt or no das sari

[@gloomztoonz9787]

that hapens twao mi evrydai. Sami.

[@toby1407]

r/ihadastroke

[@dyliscairofoon9678]

@@toby1407don't reddit outside of reddit

[@Admiralkirk95]

I don't know why but the delivery of "Hey Drew, didn't I evist you last week?" just hits really well.