THIS IS CREEPY | BESIDE MYSELF

[@jaksynsmithson]

*Sees man cut in half* Daz: “he’s not half the man he used to be.”

[@genderfluidlygay7146]

OMG I DIDN'T EVEN HEARD HIM SAY THAT😭😭😭

[@princenissa9707]

He literally killed me when he said that

[@insecuremaplesyrup7836]

I DIED

[@archeleia]

He's the only one who can pull of dad jokes oml

[@isabellalam8874]

Marco? xD

[@Moofin33]

“Can’t go down there I’ll die” *jumps down without second thoughts*

[@marissavela4513]

i died 😂😂

[@roseleffler2446]

@@marissavela4513 pp

[@awjidnsmdbdn1079]

That part of the vid played as soon as I got done reading this comment I-

[@awjidnsmdbdn1079]

@@roseleffler2446 agreed

[@yourlocalsavagepeppa9925]

@@roseleffler2446 yes pp

[@eri417]

He’s the only person that will make a horror game funny

[@xox.jessica.xox5564]

Mhm no sleep tonight also

[@chiarafpe]

yess and markiplier

[@shanedezilva3049]

Also brandonfarris

[@godzillaman6005]

Well not really

[@superfeesh1960]

developer: *cries in binary*

[@nellwillis3716]

I'm still in tears over the man flying out of the wall and Daz screaming. I can't breathe.

[@tyleravery1905]

I watched that bit on repeat 5 times, and could not stop laughing whenever I thought about it. Still can't...

[@Honey_Rose23]

Me too 😂😂😂

[@y0.st3pH]

😭😭

[@DaBest8D]

That was brilliant, had to repeat it a couple of times for more laughs

[@Dismyhandleok]

“Slapped by Gwyneth Paltrow” fucking sent me into orbit

[@bloodmoon920]

On my worst Frank Sinatra dead ass 🤣

[@majora5651]

I meant to like your comment and accidentally opened your profile just to get jump scared by your profile pic. Made me jump in the middle of the train lmaoo thought you should know

[@evxaee]

“A photo for my memories…” Daz: “Oh yea I’ll be sure to put it in the fridge 😀” LMAOOO

[@Jell0be3n]

15:53

[@Paul_TheOutcast]

Hear a knock on the door while inside of the morgue Daz: "no one is here" See load of dead bodies Daz: "he ain't half the man he used to be"

[@sayukivs]

“WHO WERE THE PATIENTS?!” “SHARKS?!”

[@heywhohithelights]

I am legitimately TEARING UP LAUGHING SO HARD AT THAT 😩😭💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 was about to comment this too 😆

[@taraconnaughton6005]

“Jesus Tap-dancing Christ” is now my new favorite thing DAZ says 😂😂💀

[@EmoInABunnyHat]

I shall now forever say that when I play Resident Evil 7 with my boyfriend 😃

[@Burnt_D0nut]

One of my favourites is: Eenie meenie miney mo I don't give a shit- go!

[@EmoInABunnyHat]

@@Burnt_D0nut Yes.. Just yes.

[@ItzzzRhys]

I use it on a regular basis n people look at me like I’m insane 🤣

[@EmoInABunnyHat]

@@ItzzzRhys I... Best friend?-

[@tylerkelly8704]

Whenever he says hello, does anybody else sing “is it me your looking for?”

[@jackiemark3084]

Yes

[@stephanieann6622]

That or anytime he or like markiplier says 'making my way down' I cant help to continue to sing 'town walking fast, faces pass and im home bound' lol

[@wrenchfan6530]

Every time

[@wrenchfan6530]

Cradles all around my room

[@チャーリー-d1q]

I hear “it’s me”

[@maxgianzero2029]

I love how he acts like he’s gonna die in the dark😂

[@daniellevisagie7026]

Because most of the time he does hahaha☺

[@Ur_wallflower]

cuz half the time you DO!

[@ronnie-i4t]

You actually can die in the dark

[@lilg3089]

Daz is the best

[@Tia-]

@@ronnie-i4t me sitting in the dark: 👁💧👄💧👁

[@abc-xv8jx]

⚠️JUMPSCARE LIST⚠️ •1:41: weird noises •1:50: garglely noises •2:18: brick falls off •2:48: weird figure •2:52: lights go off •5:02: another brick falls off •5:16: weird noises ‘shovel’ •6:57: door thing opens •7:18: light smashing •7:33: knocks •8:05: breathing •8:45: water starts running •8:56: glitching •9:13: no absolutely not no •9:21: ‘thing’ comes up close •9:34: whooshing stuff •10:45: black screen face thing •10:56: scream •11:05: whispering •11:17: gas and coughing •11:36: weird chanting thing that goes on for a while 11:47: help on wall •12:05 :’help me’ •12:19: thing moves •12:24: dancing queen 🤩 •12:54: moving table and light on bodies •13:29: no thanks •13:33: no thanks pt 2 •14:02: banging sounds •14:48: banging sounds againnn •15:00: again •15:05: closing door •15:13: too much to explain •15:33: thing on floor •15:38-15:48: weird thing happening •16:05: our photo queen 🤩 •16:30: door handle shakes •17:21: I’ll log myself out •17:41: glitch •17:56: smashing Omfg this took to long Hope it helped

[@panash_whatsup2571]

Damn boi

[@cloudofd00m]

thx

[@harryadey]

tysm

[@Kat-wf1ub]

Thx

[@redwidow6517]

you’re a lifesaver, thank you 🙏🏻

[@annastaisyamason6109]

Daz: “well I can’t get out” *satan comes through the painting* and then he screams WHILE CLAPPING!!! 😂😂😂😂 we can always count on Daz to make our day 1000% better 😂😂😂😂

[@bakugousimp6458]

Child screaming help me Daz 'NO HELP ME'

[@kerpi2306]

1:05 "who were the patients.... SHARKS?!?!" IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD BAHAAH

[@youmom5265]

Daz while playing a horror game: *looking forward* Me playing a horror game: *looking anywhere and everywhere but forward*

[@KaiandAdrianjestandgilandharry]

Sameee

[@Eli_frosty616]

That’s 100% me

[@K.xd03_off1c1al]

I always look to the floor

[@localtalkingwarbrobe]

didn't think I could relate to anything more lol

[@grammalucille6954]

I just found out about this man when I watched him reacting to a couple of older videos. Where has he been hiding. He is so brilliantly funny and makes may day by putting me in a better mood. Everyone should have a DAZ in their lives. The world would be a happier place. By the way I am almost 65 so humor in my life is welcome. Tell all your friends about him. He deserves to be seen by more people. Then we can all be happy together. You DAZ have made my day.

[@ChewieLewis]

“Well I can’t go in there, can I? I’ll die!” *goes in*

[@shainnaalewine8991]

*knock knock* Daz: "Fuck off I'm not in, I'm not in!" I love Daz's reactions to knocking 😅🤣🤣

[@elsaambri6395]

Is that only me or when Daz screamed he sounded like Mario when he’s falling?😂😂

[@froggyrose_3812]

not alomne

[@KenzieLowe]

Wait when?

[@kaelani7799]

🤣🤣🤣

[@kaelani7799]

17:20 i think

[@liz8313]

Daz has saved Sunday once again 😂

[@peggyachten3565]

@Warshuk ok i will never subscribe to you

[@Everday_loops]

@Warshuk n o

[@madisonvroman4674]

ikr

[@diekiwi7062]

Ikr

[@evoradipasquale4394]

Facts

[@lilliegreenleaf7709]

"A photo of memories, I'll be sure to put that in the fridge" Right next to the apple juice I bought today.

[@kimmyg7821]

Hahahaha

[@briannaaaaa170]

I read this while it happened😂

[@elizabethmarshall2338]

He was do flustered by then. On the fridge, in thd fridge, either way he's soo funny.

[@liatleah4856]

Daz: "Sitting down should not be that violent!!!!!!" I can't too funny

[@donnamulder1904]

Daz: * plays scary game * Horror game: * makes scary noises * Daz: the audacity smh

[@shxima1407]

I swear that “hows it going dazzlers” saved my life

[@spaomalley]

how?

[@Captain_Gojira]

@@spaomalleydepression or suicide i guess

[@rooroo9216]

@F*СК ME ! ᑕᕼEᑕK ᗰY VIĐEO ! same to you love xD

[@marleymccrary2027]

I just wheezed at it 😭

[@cupid4820]

I don't get why people dislike videos - they spend time editing, filming and much more! If you don't actually like the game, the atmosphere or the language etc - say in the comments! Or they wont know why you left the dislike!

[@suro9752]

bots bots bots.......

[@lokiwolf16]

Agreed or don’t watch the video or don’t comment eventhing just watch some thing else

[@noahpearson2190]

It’s scary bro

[@cupid4820]

@@noahpearson2190 ye so, tell him not me

[@cupid8257]

there should just be a like button lmfao

[@urmuvvvaa]

daz, you have helped me sm with my mental health and you don’t even know it. when i’ve been sad at like 2am i go to your videos and they make me laugh every single time, keep up with what you’re doing man

[@kimmyg7821]

I’m the exact same there times I’ve woken my kids up from laughing so hard I rather wake them in laughter then having them hear me cry sending you positive vibes 😘

[@i33y58]

Fr

[@goofz5973]

" a photo for my memories " "oh ye I'll be sure to put on the fridge"

[@daytonhackworth6621]

The last jump scare almost killed me the way he was clapping while screaming

[@mistymimo298]

Honestly anyone who willingly goes into creepy, haunted, abandoned places deserves whatever happens to them 🤦🏽‍♀️

[@vaIentinerose]

I agree so much literally Let’s go into a creepy abandoned supposedly haunted insane asylum Sure thing that seems safe *proceeds to have ghosts chase them and nearly kill them* I was sure it was safe

[@Captain_Gojira]

I agree,i don't know why they do that stuff

[@Angelbones629]

SO TRUE

[@dark-shadow_]

I follow Moe Sargi. And he does is beacause he likes to do that. So i am like, live your life but i am not doing that. I have really bad experiences with spirits myself

[@speaktome99]

@@vaIentinerose exactly. And they really dare to ask question such as “why is this happening to me?”

[@hollylapierre1885]

"I just got slapped my Gwenith Paltro!" "HE NOT HALF THE MAN HE USED TO BE!"

[@evoradipasquale4394]

When daz is scared he is all the sudden in the opera lol

[@carmenamaya7846]

“Ah what is this, a little wobbly switch” *starts playing with it*😂🤚

[@chaoticmix3461]

I have Daz playing no matter what I'm doing wiether it's making tea or studying or even filming hes always playing in the background. Makes me feel better.

[@emptyFanatics]

This would've also been great if they had gone with the old haunted ship design like the beginning. That first hallway was the scariest part of it for me.

[@thomashall7141]

It seemed like a missed opportunity to have a jumpscare on that spot with the luggage

[@Danny-hw9qv]

Me: "Turns up volume for better experience" HEARS NOISE Also me: "Turns down volume" Edit: Thanks guys I never had this much likes on a comment!! 😁

[@SquidgeTastic]

I did exactly this :D

[@gr3m._.lin-v-]

this is why I always have my volume down when I use earbuds

[@atlas8262]

or when I turn up the volume to hear noises then daz screams and it blows my eardrums out then I lower the volume lol

[@froggyrose_3812]

YES

[@Danny-hw9qv]

@@atlas8262 I KNOW! That is also another main reason too 😂

[@mrlosen4029]

On 15:43 daz said “help me” and right as he said “me” the lightning sound came in, tbh it was really bad as 😎😆

[@nerissaturner9693]

17:21 that dude really went tRuSt fALL!!!! through that painting

[@clarisavery9842]

Daz:”What’s the matter with the people who make these games!?” Me: “Why do you play them?” 🤣🤣

[@vinnyairey]

For our entertainment and his payment

[@annieheise2021]

No hate: why do you watch them 😂

[@clarisavery9842]

@@annieheise2021 bc I really enjoy Daz being Daz and uploading funny videos that just beightens all of our Days😎😄

[@clarisavery9842]

This comment is built by Sarcasm and its not a question I just thought it would be funny 🤷🏻‍♀️🤭🤣

[@clarisavery9842]

Love you daz !

[@cinnaplays6044]

Me who thought that someone was saying “hello” when it was actually Daz

[@Luvv.Starzx]

What time?

[@woojins_bestie2997]

same

[@angelsunirse]

@@Luvv.Starzx 3:40

[@youmom5265]

Me 😭

[@cinnaplays6044]

@@angelsunirse yeah

[@Globalaircraftspotter]

Daz is the only Person who can make you die of laughter in seconds.

[@boarki2301]

Agree 😂😂

[@arahna4395]

Why did it take me so long to figure out he says “how’s it going dazzlers” at the start 👁

[@Haru-uk3jz]

@Warshuk no

[@gr3mll1nz]

Lmaoo idk

[@愛染-w3j]

Fr tho he speaks so fast 😂

[@chinomorenoisdaddy2356]

@Warshuk stop

[@water8934]

IKR I THOUGHT HE SAID WHATS GOING DAZ DAZ

[@JesEanes]

Daz at a real haunted house- "HELLO!!??" *Dies*

[@joleannaelizabeth]

"help me" Daz- "no kid not today"

[@finn7877]

15:42 "Help me, *today* !" sounds like an advertisement

[@orburfren2259]

im wearing a hoodie, i have a headache, and im drinking hot chocolate. the only thing that’s missing is daz. now it’s completed.

[@marcelboone5959]

Isn't it summer & a bajillion degrees outside? Why are you drinking hot chocolate, with a hot pack, and a hoodie? You don't have a headache, you have HEATSTROKE

[@franbow984]

@@marcelboone5959 depends where they live. It's freezing as fuck in Australia and its winter for me so yea.

[@marcelboone5959]

@@franbow984 Oh I get it! Is was entirely just a joke, as I live in Montana where it's 91 degrees F, so I couldn't believe that someone somewhere was enjoying warm things

[@ragazza5026]

what

[@KaiandAdrianjestandgilandharry]

@@marcelboone5959 I live in Arizona and still wear hoodies lol

[@carolinekenderski7149]

"Who are the patients? Sharks!" Is by far one of the funniest things I have heard.

[@lordfarquad_0782]

Daz is gonna a give himself a heart attack one day if he don't stop doing this to himself 🤣🤣😭😭

[@crozzer1624]

Daz: SON OF A BIT- ad: “are you lost you poor baby ?” Me: 🤔

[@tyleravery1905]

I got the same.

[@aribruana]

Bro at 17:21 daz's scream scared me more than that thing that came out of the painting

[@jtlegend3106]

5:00 Daz - Dont test my memory... Brick falls off wall Daz - MEmOrYyyYYyYYyyYah

[@lolabug8940]

* me finding daz playing horror games and screaming like a tea pot* me: this is fine😌

[@br3nna.]

I just love your pfp

[@lolabug8940]

@@br3nna. thanks😄

[@kieranbrown7074]

@@lolabug8940 and I love your username

[@elmo2362]

I feel like most horror games are in insane asylums like there is an insane amount of them out there

[@hollybrown4579]

That’s because it’s an easy concept; you have an insane asylum that’s “abandoned” and weird shit starts to happen. It’s the easiest concept for horror game

[@rexjolles]

@@hollybrown4579 yeah because all of them are abandoned because Regan shut them down lol

[@lucahoganyt4435]

It's definitely been overdone but imo this was a good one. That last jumpscare with the thing jumping out of the wall almost made me throw my phone

[@elmo2362]

@@lucahoganyt4435 lol that’s awesome 😎

[@eve1550]

Insane asylum, insane amount... Ha see what i did there🤩😃

[@DinoCodm3631]

11:05 got me laugh hard🤣🤣The way Daz imitated the whisper🤣🤣😂

[@carleesimmons5641]

I like the little 5 second breaks that the ads give you to calm down...just to get terrified again like some vicious cycle.

[@lana_jonck]

"How's it going dazzlers" always puts a smile on my face 🥺

[@ryaneagle1201]

Same, it means SO much, like I'm having a really stressful time in Year 12 atm as well as family stuff and having to do driving lessons and like honestly I don't know where I'd be without Daz and him asking that. beautiful rhetorical question which makes me feel committable watching him despite the fact he mainly does horror stuff. lmaoo. Sorry I overshared there a bit aha, But yeah aha. I hope you're okay :)

[@lana_jonck]

@@ryaneagle1201 Yeah I'm okay and I'm sorry that you are dealing with a lot of things right now but I wish you the best and I hope you're doing okay aswell

[@ryaneagle1201]

@@lana_jonck Aw that's good, I'm glad you're doing okay. Aww thank you, I really appreciate the support it means a lot. Aw yeah I'm not too bad, been better, been worse so yeah haha!! But thank you, You're really kind. :D

[@steph._.8059]

"Hes not half the man he use to be" LMFAO

[@sniperkinglex]

when i tell u i SNORTED😭😭

[@lana_jonck]

The way daz screamed at 17:21 💀😂

[@kendra_pitts8643]

Demon:*tries to take a peaceful shower* Daz: *turns off shower* Demon: WTF DAZ???!! Daz:AHHHHHH Demon: well damn I’m that ugly?

[@ribbs13]

Never did I ever think that I would be watching a man play video games and loving every second, and everything thing that comes out of his mouth. 🖤

[@coffeecup6151]

Helll yeah 32 seconds another great daz vid

[@Laura06779]

"MENSWEAR" gets me every time 2:47

[@Olivia-gy9wm]

I was JUST watching a video daz watches omg the timing

[@mr_excl103]

Hi

[@JANICEDRAMASTORIES]

@Warshuk alr bet

[@bigcorner9868]

Anyone else just start loughing when a jump scare comes coz daz shits himself

[@BB-zw7yi]

People when scared : run away Daz : claps

[@Crowdove.studios]

Heyyy dazzlers hope you all have a good week ahead love you daz 💖💖💖

[@sandynicol2737]

Shut up

[@R33CE]

thanks :)

[@desireisbae]

@@sandynicol2737 pls

[@leviathanavatarofenvy1589]

Thanks you 💕✨

[@sonniesiekbert5694]

Thank you same to you have a lovely day ❤️❤️❤️

[@freyapatten4579]

I dont get how daz can be so funny and serious at the same time..

[@tricia9149]

Ikr lol 😂

[@audreymoss9143]

Daz: who is that.. is that me? Why am I dressed like where’s Waldo Me: * cutely dies of laughter

[@rubywinter6969]

Daz :gets jumpscared Also Daz :starts vigorously clapping

[@dinosaurboy6056]

16:39 “why am I dressed as where’s wiooldo?”

[@youreweird4253]

“HOWS IT GOING DAZZLERS” best thing ever 🤧🤧

[@jeannewton4713]

2:26 "Oh look, a knob!" had me dead, XD

[@adzub86]

Daz you are truly a gem and make me laugh daily. This was amazing your commentary is literally the best

[@MattyIce42293]

I agree with you, real talk tho.

[@annikadoe8117]

I loud how the more Daz is scared, the more his British side comes out lmao

[@Sleepy_user2]

Daz: why am I dressed like where’s Waldo Me: well i found where’s Waldo 😂

[@rosannamuscutt2112]

Daz is sooo funny he makes my day 1000x better :)

[@tricia9149]

I so agree 💖💖💖

[@cjchaney2964]

every time i see a notification by him i smile 😁

[@cavityblossom7780]

@Warshuk shut up

[@cjchaney2964]

@Lorelai Howard :))

[@cjchaney2964]

@@cavityblossom7780 lmao fr

[@joddiekirkendoll9652]

HOLLYYY SHITTT THAT BROUGHT TEERS TO MY EYES 7:33 i have a oak bed frame and its kinda like a slay bed and it sounds just like that knock if you knock on it and i thought sum done got my ass

[@abbeyx7121]

Ive genuinely never got a bigger fright in my life than when that ghost screamed and came at the screen, proper jumped, squealed and felt my soul leave my body. Replayed it and i still got a fright 😨

[@timhedlund9703]

the depression on Sundays is cured by Daz once again

[@olivia-eg6ip]

Daz is the only KZbinr i watch anymore lol💀

[@katiecross2510]

"ill die" *proceeds to jump* same bestie. same.

[@lsghost5805]

3:23 can't hold it...... cannot hold it innnnn IT'S UNFAIR HOW CAN YOU BE ON THE COUNCIL AND NOT BE A MASTER?

[@gabe9431]

I'm just gonna be real I have always hated horror games/movies/ANYTHING HORROR, but when I watch daz it's watching a comedian play a horror game, he'll always find something funny. This game has done an amazing job with sound effects.

[@lieutenantnoa]

''I'll be sure to put it in the fridge''

[@Sweettormentt]

I love it when Daz half sinks in his chair in fear XD

[@ash-je7th]

daz: well i don't have a camera *3 seconds later* daz: I have a camera

[@sam_mas8128]

At the end when he said how hes loosing weight, its funny cause you can actually loose weight By getting scared, your heart burns more calories when it speeds up 🤣🤣🤣

[@Palirium]

The scare near the end made me take a fifteen minute break. I don't think I could do it. Love what you do Daz

[@brandonley9632]

Daz never fails to cheer me up :)

[@tricia9149]

Same ☺️

[@Felixgacha-we3vh]

Same here🙃

[@thielenthielen9669]

yep :)

[@suseJesus]

You can tell Daz was genuinely tensed and terrified playing this game.

[@jeffbrown9273]

Him: “Oh look a knob” Also him: “yesssssss”

[@nmm913]

Only Daz can make me go from being absolutely terrified to laughing my ass off and back and forth again 😂 never change! I love these!❤

[@Lyriclawyer-nb9jp]

Most underrated youtuber in history, he's so funny and makes everything 100 times better than it originally was honestly surprised after all this time he's not one of the very top youtubers. #Here till the end.

[@yukili2859]

I laughed so hard when daz said,” seasonal report”

[@walidkudeh7768]

Frrrrr, I thought I was the only one that realized

[@nateunhinged6490]

He has mild dyslexia so that’s why it happens it’s happened before in many other videos

[@yukili2859]

I know that daz has mild dyslexia it’s only meant for a joke

[@lfg7461]

Daz: "as u can see we're playing EN RU" 🤣🤣🤣

[@milfsarebetterthendilfs.1663]

Only Daz knows how to make our day better 😌✋

[@tricia9149]

So true 🥰

[@sophiedamerell5797]

That was the most enthusiastic "How's it going DAZZLERS!" Ever and damn it made my day. Thanks Daz ❤️👌

[@ulfson279]

7:21 is the best thing on KZbin lmao

[@Mintviper]

I was using the bathroom when I was watching this, every thing came out, I’m crying