This Is How You DON'T Play Grand Theft Auto 3: Definitive Edition (0utsyder Edition)

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The 0utsyder

The 0utsyder

Күн бұрын

Grand Theft Auto III: It all starts in Beggerty City. With the revolutionary freedom to tip anytime and scam anyone, Beg Grift Auto III puts the center of the KZbin underworld at your fingertips, if you have enough gouts to take it.
Welcome to 2022's TIHYDPs! We will (at least initially) not focus as much on doing concurrent playthroughs so much as fill in that legendary 0utsyder backlog. This is mostly just a 2021 leftover.
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@gfunkin2
@gfunkin2 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing him fail missions like Grand Theft Auto in the exact same way as he did a decade ago is priceless.
@PinstripeShirt
@PinstripeShirt 2 жыл бұрын
It’s things like that which make me wonder if he really is trolling us. But there’s so much out there he can’t possibly be.
@MikeJr9284
@MikeJr9284 2 жыл бұрын
Phil’s played all 3 3D GTA games thrice and yet he still sucks at them. How is that even possible?
@Yayofangamer16
@Yayofangamer16 2 жыл бұрын
@@MikeJr9284 Ginbrain
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@MikeJr9284 He retains no information and he's incredibly stubborn. Legitimately believes that games should be built to cater to how he plays them. He plays every game the same way, so of course he continues to suck despite multiple playthroughs. In fact, he often gets worse over time because even his crappy reflexes degraded with age and he refuses to wear his glasses so he can't see anything.
@megakarlachofficial
@megakarlachofficial 2 жыл бұрын
@@ForeverLaxx yep, and for racing missions, this guy can't even know how to drift or drive carefully, and he always fail the same exact mission, while i can easily completed them.
@Xiefux
@Xiefux 2 жыл бұрын
>drives in wrong lane >hits a car >"Hurrr the car keeps spinning its so stupid"
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 2 жыл бұрын
"Look, the game threw a car at me, stupid devs and their stupid artificial intelligence dood!"
@oneidawarrior5374
@oneidawarrior5374 2 жыл бұрын
"The car came out of no where"
@shaynehughes6645
@shaynehughes6645 2 жыл бұрын
"They always drive into me but not the other guys"
@freerhombus0505
@freerhombus0505 2 жыл бұрын
*>tries to do an easy/hard missions.* *>ended up drove into water while driving inside the car, instead stopping the acceleration in the vehicle to order save his ass from reckless driving he cause.* *>start bitching it's being too "tedious" to complete.* *>Blames on control scheme being shit.*
@YerpDerp17
@YerpDerp17 8 ай бұрын
I few moments later he retrys the race. While going uphill on a curve, in the WRONG lane, he runs straight into another car. Proceeds to instantly ask, "why do they keep driving into me?" He truly has legitimate brain rot. lol
@TerminalllyChill
@TerminalllyChill 2 жыл бұрын
"Why do they drive directly into you?!?!" I dont know....maybe because...YOU ARE DRIVING IN THE OPPOSITE LANE
@thedub007
@thedub007 2 жыл бұрын
He's played this 3 times now and still has no clue how or why his car gets blown up so quick when he goes through Mafia territory after killing Salvatore.
@HESHRocketWarhead
@HESHRocketWarhead 2 жыл бұрын
He can't comprehend the damage output from shotguns whatsoever. Later on, his vehicle gets almost point-blanked by a shotgun and it's all "I took huge amounts of damage out of nowhere, that's nice..."
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
cars also blow up quicker in this version, not sure if they fixed that.
@onlyicedgarrett7791
@onlyicedgarrett7791 2 жыл бұрын
You know, when I do a big playthrough, let's face it
@limawhiskey7451
@limawhiskey7451 2 жыл бұрын
there's people out there who still do "this is how you don't play" videos
@kevinmajorca
@kevinmajorca 2 жыл бұрын
@@limawhiskey7451 My take is thus: "tangy and robust".
@HESHRocketWarhead
@HESHRocketWarhead 2 жыл бұрын
@@limawhiskey7451 (Shoutout to The 0utsyder!)
@JJsiN84
@JJsiN84 2 жыл бұрын
@@kevinmajorca THUS!!!
@thedub007
@thedub007 2 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so terrified of virtual women. Whether or not he's feigning outrage at anything remotely sexual nowadays, it shows either he really is closeted and living a lie or he's got major, major issues in his "behind the scenes" life.
@AlidarJarok1
@AlidarJarok1 2 жыл бұрын
That's the funny thing, he didn't used to be.
@TerminalllyChill
@TerminalllyChill 2 жыл бұрын
His woman is definitely looming over him with her whip
@TerminalllyChill
@TerminalllyChill 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlidarJarok1 ya if you go watch old stuff its almost tit jokes and other sexual jokes 24/7
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@AlidarJarok1 That was before Leanna emasculated him. When they split, she complained that Phil couldn't satisfy her. He can't be the "dirty horndog" with that narrative floating around, so instead he takes the opposite stance to "prove how mature" he's become. All he's done is prove that he's in a sexless marriage but he's stuck with it now.
@Alice89chan
@Alice89chan 2 жыл бұрын
@@ForeverLaxx and he thinks his current approach is not sexist because he doesn't speak about their bodies in an objectifying manner anymore, despite complaining over the story of women NPCs and why they do what they do. Is there lore about that, though? All I know is that she would keep him away during the Automata run. Though tbh I missed a lot of the Leanna stuff and I avoid it intentionally not because of her, but to not see the ways he treated her (as those lead to implied off screen toxicity).
@kevinmajorca
@kevinmajorca 2 жыл бұрын
That candy cane border is so classy and professional. I love how distracting it is and how you see even less of that awesome gameplay. Much better than a greenscreen setup where you see more of the game. 14 year legacy of rum and gin. Welcome home doods.
@kecukraftwork1988
@kecukraftwork1988 2 жыл бұрын
The candy canes with rouge velvet wrapping and mistletoe, is even more detached/funnier when you realise that his apparent demographic is mostly made up of adult males.
@johnnyzen4282
@johnnyzen4282 2 жыл бұрын
Remember that this trilogy was going to "save the channel" according to DSP 🤣
@bigkabuto
@bigkabuto 2 жыл бұрын
His channel may be pretty shit compared to how it used to be, but it seems he's still managing quite well with doing not a damn thing. You really gotta be a weird motherfucker if you send this dude money, after all that's happened.
@jordandennis6794
@jordandennis6794 2 жыл бұрын
Same thing he says now about Elden Ring
@andre.mateus
@andre.mateus 2 жыл бұрын
People tend to learn from past mistakes. But Phil is a clear exception! He's been playing video games for 13 years as a job. He played all the mainstream GTA games multiple times (he has played GTA III three times), and he still fails/has no notions whatsoever. He fails missions the same way he failed on his previous playthroughs. How is it possible to be this brainless? He should be locked up in a lab and studied! Seriously, it's baffling!!!
@notgonnapay
@notgonnapay 2 жыл бұрын
Dude, he plays like how I played during my first playthrough…when I was 10. ‘Get a fast car and get to the starting grid!’ Phil: drives some of the slowest cars in the game directly to the starting grid without even trying to look for something better. Even I knew to go to the dealership - it’s right by the phonebooth you start the mission from - and grab the Banshee.
@EdenianSavior
@EdenianSavior 2 жыл бұрын
So, with the trilogy completed once again.... I don't think it saved the channel... or his business. Big ups, 0utsyder.
@Seaz333
@Seaz333 2 жыл бұрын
Somewhat maybe? He was hovering at around 220 subs before San Andreas.
@Alice89chan
@Alice89chan 2 жыл бұрын
@@Seaz333 he knows most of those are alts if not all of them. If anything, he is more prone to slipping into revealing he has only two to four tippers/supa givers. He doesn't verify tips anymore (which gives cred to this) and he has been very desperate since the move from Twitch despite making roughly the same amount here as he did there. Phil isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, but he is capable of realizing the place he'll be at if something happens to those contributors.
@luminasdiary
@luminasdiary 2 жыл бұрын
31:10 he's played this game 2 times already and hasn't remembered that St Marks is a no go zone after the salvatore mission.
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
That applies to every game he replays; because it's been so long since he's played these games, it's as if he's starting over. He loves these "classics" but can't for the love of god remember anything about the plot for example.
@Soydrinker999
@Soydrinker999 2 жыл бұрын
i havent played gta 3 since vice city came out and i STILL remember that St Marks is a death sentence after the first island
@freerhombus0505
@freerhombus0505 2 жыл бұрын
@@Soydrinker999 And yet, Phil should at least remember some of the surrounding in post-game. -And I don't comphend how he failed so many missions when some have memorable mission to complete.
@AutoRockinRacing94
@AutoRockinRacing94 2 жыл бұрын
1:06:38 DSP: I lost everything Pedestrian: LOSER
@zrider100z
@zrider100z 2 жыл бұрын
Well that's great coding there
@Devo2.0
@Devo2.0 Жыл бұрын
How, how, fucking HOW does he not know NOT TO GO BACK TO FUCKING ST MARKS AFTER KILLING SALVATORE.
@ThunderShot66
@ThunderShot66 2 жыл бұрын
He really tried doing the race in an Idaho? wow. lol
@moulanakratos
@moulanakratos 2 жыл бұрын
His rants about "give aways" is truly something to behold. Making your viewers post on your forum is the same as asking them to like and retweet you Dave..it is the exact same thing..!
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
58:52 This is fantastic coming from a guy who mocked people who had issues with the game before even playing it, and now that he's made his money and the hype has died down, he jumps on the "Hate Train."
@12a-x8l
@12a-x8l 2 жыл бұрын
37:43 the first time ever it genuinely glitched and it was actually broken. this is a moment in history, moreover that phil didn't call it and say "it glitched"
@nicolasmeisel
@nicolasmeisel 2 жыл бұрын
And swing and a miss, phil.
@kecukraftwork1988
@kecukraftwork1988 2 жыл бұрын
I feel that after calling out "glitch" for so many years and for so many reasons, he's legit forgotten what a glitch looks like.
@professorpenne9962
@professorpenne9962 2 жыл бұрын
1:50:50 another cop glitch
@awphilgaming4548
@awphilgaming4548 2 жыл бұрын
I will never tire of that imagine of Phil in the bus about to run over John and Howard.
@baemaxlpz4689
@baemaxlpz4689 2 жыл бұрын
The 0utsyder making this night shift better
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
"I'm never catching up even though I wrecked them all at the beginning!" Good to see his "racing strategy" still has never changed. He sucks so bad at racing games/racing segments that he always tries to make the AI crash instead of just beating them by being better. He's deathly afraid of knowing that he sucks and I've seen him reset multiple races when he wasn't able to destroy the AI's car right off the line, usually bitching about how it's "not fair" that the AI survived his attempt at sabotage, like wrecking the opponent is how you're supposed to play for some reason.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, that seems like a pretty clever strategy to me. Ten bucks says Dave didn't come up with it himself though. Not to mention, it doesn't forgive his salt and ragequits when he fucks that strat up.
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@EarthPhantomTS It's not a strategy and it certainly isn't clever. 8 year old kids do it all the time because they also suck at games, but they usually grow out of it and get better eventually. Dave just gets worse and insists on wrecking cars because he refuses to do anything else. He wants the game to be easy, and to him, the easiest thing to do is wreck the competition so he has nothing to worry about. He will reset a race for 4 hours straight just to get the scenario to work a single time.
@MaytayMaya
@MaytayMaya 2 жыл бұрын
Now to be fair to Phil, the traffic density of DE is far higher than other versions of the game but that doesn't excuse how he manages to hit every fucking car then go 'Every car drives into me!' and his choice of car is also poor, like the Mafia Sentinel makes sense but he goes for the Idaho for his second try when everyone knows that there's a Banshee inside the car dealership or the Diablo Stallion which is also one of the fastest cars you can get at that point in the game. It's his 3rd playthrough and he somehow doesn't know this shit and it amazes me.
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaytayMaya One thing to keep in mind about Dave is that he has zero information retention if it doesn't involve a moment in his life where he didn't get a consoomer product that he demanded. To this day he still talks about how that Wolverine toy haunts him. It's so bad, in fact, that you can go back and see other playthroughs of previous versions (or in Dark Souls' case, "redemption runs") and find him making the exact same errors, the exact same "jokes," and the exact same excuses. He just flat refuses to learn.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын
@@MaytayMaya "Every car drives into me!" No, Dave, YOU'RE driving into EVERY CAR :P .
@spotteddick9949
@spotteddick9949 2 жыл бұрын
Finally! A miracle! A TIHYDP GTA 3: Definitive Edition from The0utsyder himself!
@visidenvisidane1155
@visidenvisidane1155 2 жыл бұрын
1:35:37 DSP discovers that when grenades detonate, they blow up everything around them.
@zrider100z
@zrider100z 2 жыл бұрын
Who could have known that
@andrewshouse9840
@andrewshouse9840 2 жыл бұрын
How does he STILL not know what constitutes a "pedestrian"?
@MidTierVillain
@MidTierVillain 2 жыл бұрын
16:08 - Phil has NEVER taken accountability for anything, he thinks KZbin is at fault for his decline. He blames twitch.. he blames everything, and everyone, but never himself for his dying channel/streams. “I like to have a open intelligent discussion, and hearing others perspectives.” *blocks, and bans anybody who disagrees or criticize him in the slightest* also.. *every conversation in the chat has to be centered around him*
@visidenvisidane1155
@visidenvisidane1155 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve noticed too how much more frequently he launches into rage-filled diatribes at the slightest impediment to his progress. I suspect it’s age. He’s becoming less and less flexible as he climbs into his middle age both physically and mentally; less patience for anything outside his comfort zone, immediate belligerence towards anything new, indignation when his kid audience dare to teach him anything. That he’s spoiled by his isolation and an audience of enabling sycophants is rapidly making it worse. He’ll be a cranky old man by the time he’s 45 at this rate, yelling at people to get off his lawn and screaming at clouds.
@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852
@ghettoasmrisangrymanchild1852 2 жыл бұрын
Been watching your videos for so long years and years , really cool to see you still doing them
@Shaunxp
@Shaunxp 2 жыл бұрын
I hate it when Dave comes up with one joke (special delivery) and then proceeds to repeat it over and over constantly for half an hour.
@randygriffiths3438
@randygriffiths3438 11 ай бұрын
The second he read “dump the car in the water”. I knew he was going in with it
@MrRetrospectral
@MrRetrospectral 2 жыл бұрын
And thus the GTA trilogy is completed for the 3rd time. Thank you for providing us reliably with entertaining videos, Outsyder! If you ever experience a situation running out of new TIHYDPs, maybe you could take a look at really old playthroughs of DSP, like Fable 2 and 3, Darksiders 1 and 2, The Secret of Monkey Island, or Prince of Persia. I even didn't know that he played those games, I also never saw a TIHYDP of them, but perhaps they have been deleted. Anyway, have a Happy New Year, and keep up the good work! ☺
@smward87
@smward87 2 жыл бұрын
6:35 yeah DMX was truly a man with a lot to say, with such insightful lyrics as "I got blood on my dick because I fucked a corpse". Truly a master of his craft.
@FireyPaperMario
@FireyPaperMario 2 жыл бұрын
Why did he even decide to play the defective edition of GTA 3 after SA & VC if he hated III?
@angryblackguy3361
@angryblackguy3361 2 жыл бұрын
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@Kaisaccountt
@Kaisaccountt Жыл бұрын
This man hasn’t changed a single bit since he last played this 10 years ago. It’s astonishing how he refuses to admit he made a mistake while playing.
@Krispen_Wah
@Krispen_Wah Жыл бұрын
To be fair he got older... That is change i guess but yeah still the same small dick energy as soon as a bump is in a road
@ImEverlove
@ImEverlove 2 жыл бұрын
Youre doing gods work Outsyder. Keeping me from having to actually watch DSP's playthroughs and giving me stuff to watch while studying. Praise the sun! PS: Love the Skull and Bulk music in the opening lol
@chipchilinkachip910
@chipchilinkachip910 2 жыл бұрын
A failure a decade ago, a failure now - beggar doesn't changes. I like how he looks at chat after each screw up to look who is laughing at him. need to protect his fragile ego.
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
He is actually reading for advice mostly, so basically handholding.
@Alice89chan
@Alice89chan 2 жыл бұрын
Dammit the "special delivery" meme always gets me to roll laughing on the floor. I'm not into GTA but seeing this guy in pain over the game was great. I wish it had more of the stuff that happened in Lost Judgement just for the seething. Great work as per usual, Derich. Thanks for your effort in these!
@ForeverLaxx
@ForeverLaxx 2 жыл бұрын
Ah, the "save the channel" series, just like all the rest. How's that working out for you, Dave?
@smeech7366
@smeech7366 2 жыл бұрын
37:08 - 37:55 This man is a vacuum for comedy. Anti-comedy. The antithesis of funny.
@notgonnapay
@notgonnapay 2 жыл бұрын
I haven’t played this game since I was maybe 10 y/o and even I know that to win the first race easily, steal the sports car (banshee) from the dealership that’s over by the car crusher. Edit: 18:11 That was the first strat I tried when I was a kid playing this game back in 2002. Then, I realized you have to drive the TRIAD box-truck through the gates. Just more proof that DSP is a 40-year-old child.
@connorplays6263
@connorplays6263 2 жыл бұрын
2:19:04 it's actually kinda funny seeing the gif dancing along to the music Not gonna lie
@ITSMIKEGAMER
@ITSMIKEGAMER Жыл бұрын
The Outsyder is the 🐐 for these TIHYDP Videos 💯
@ThingsOnDemand
@ThingsOnDemand 2 жыл бұрын
1:10:27 please god tell me that Phil believes a liquor made from *sugarcane* does not have calories in it
@tehcyde
@tehcyde Жыл бұрын
31:35 It was a shotgun, Phil. Multiple shotguns, actually. I learned that little trick from that VERY section of GTA3 like 25 years ago and added it to my own repertoire for instances where I needed to destroy moving vehicles. Shotguns do it pretty efficiently. Evidently, even though he played through the original version of this game not too long ago on stream, Phil still doesn't have a clue. Although I DO seem to recall Phil starting the first GTA3 stream talking about how it was a KLASSIC GAME and would provide KWALITY KHANTENT and then proceeded to do almost nothing but bag on the game the entire time he played it.
@TheKeithCarnes
@TheKeithCarnes 2 жыл бұрын
Been waiting for this disaster, thanks Outsyder!
@NecroButcher12
@NecroButcher12 2 жыл бұрын
I knew the end game was going to be fucking gold.
@sappy9320
@sappy9320 Жыл бұрын
Man the GTA III theme is beautiful
@wittledragon1314
@wittledragon1314 2 жыл бұрын
7:40 man such a missed chance there. lol "Just give her a pill." that clip would of been perfect there.
@CaioVictor681
@CaioVictor681 2 жыл бұрын
1:41:43 You counted "Wasted" as a mission failure but there's not mission active in this moment
@gorillapimpbeats
@gorillapimpbeats 2 жыл бұрын
You’re the way I found out about dsp! You’re really an OG 😲👍🏿
@grapefruitinstrument1394
@grapefruitinstrument1394 2 жыл бұрын
24:10 His skin is as white as his shirt wtf
@AuroraWhite28
@AuroraWhite28 2 жыл бұрын
I don't know if at this point claude is mute because of phil gameplay or because of how bad they destroyed his game.
@RedAndBlue82
@RedAndBlue82 2 жыл бұрын
Probaly second option,claude knows that his game is hard and that even the best players struggle a little He's mute because he simply was no words about how they managed to ruin his game.
@slaviclad9705
@slaviclad9705 2 жыл бұрын
@@RedAndBlue82 he was always mute even in the original
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate
@SnipingIsAGoodJobMate 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaviclad9705 That just means they gave his muteness a purpose in this Trashlogy
@AuroraWhite28
@AuroraWhite28 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaviclad9705 we all know that, but here he was full reason to be mute.
@RedAndBlue82
@RedAndBlue82 2 жыл бұрын
@@slaviclad9705 we all know that, but here now is special..
@izumi-chan4790
@izumi-chan4790 2 жыл бұрын
I love how he bitches a blue streak about not knowing where to go in the final missions DESPITE THERE BEING A FUCKING YELLOW LINE IN THE MINI MAP SHOWING YOU THE EXACT ROUTE!!! This clown never changes, he gets stupider with age. Big ups Outsyder, this must have been a tough one to sit through.
@TheEgomaniac25
@TheEgomaniac25 2 жыл бұрын
GTA 3 started it all, me and my friends use to play almost everyday...beat the game several times as a teen
@dopenut7994
@dopenut7994 2 жыл бұрын
36:40 Close your eyes and let your imagination run wild.
@q.h.s5051
@q.h.s5051 2 жыл бұрын
A man over twenty years older than me still can’t even cross the street in a game he played over ten years ago. He continues to give second hand embarrassed for playing games so horribly and still blaming everything beside his skill. He makes video games look impossible. GTA 3 classic is one of the most simple to understand titles once you figure everything out, considering he’s played through GTA 3 over three times (probably some on his own) and he still can’t play is sad to me.
@vizierthoth3922
@vizierthoth3922 2 жыл бұрын
Great work 0utsyder. Your vids are good stuff
@FlowState.Racing
@FlowState.Racing Жыл бұрын
DSP Tries it: Snorting, bitching and ruining all of our fond memories from playing GTA 3 back in the day!
@oneidawarrior5374
@oneidawarrior5374 2 жыл бұрын
He needs to be exposed for the acts he commits.
@NopeNaw
@NopeNaw 2 жыл бұрын
"If you watch the video and it's muted" Not sure how Snort figures they'd hear him saying that if the audio has been muted. Galaxy brain. Snort talking about music pretending he knows ANYTHING about rap is nuclear cringe. "Back in the day they wrote songs that said something" Snort, no one is ever going to believe that you were into rap "back in the day."
@willpate5365
@willpate5365 Жыл бұрын
Some of the songs on flashback 95.6 base on the scarface movie
@MRxLOKI
@MRxLOKI 2 жыл бұрын
Phil's biggest downfall on youtube was his disastrous MGS2 and Snake Eater playthrough
@Insight420
@Insight420 Жыл бұрын
That's certainly how I discovered him, by seeing his jaw-droppingly lousy Snake Eater playthrough. His legendary ineptitude seemed to peak there.
@Mr.Doodlebob
@Mr.Doodlebob Жыл бұрын
Evilaj big ups for TIHYDP mgs3 I genuinely believe that was a good majority of people’s introduction to Phil and my god what an introduction
@Hajsu
@Hajsu 2 жыл бұрын
i think i miss 'good idea/bad idea' and 'instant replay please' themes recently.
@StrifeSoul990
@StrifeSoul990 Жыл бұрын
Given the bank leaks, the confession about him being a self destructive alcoholic is very telling. He might be happier now but he's still self destructive and probably even depressed but he can't go to therapy because I therapist wouldn't reinforce his delusions and would actually encourage him to change as a person.
@Krispen_Wah
@Krispen_Wah Жыл бұрын
Probably? bruh...
@ProjectStarLIGHTS
@ProjectStarLIGHTS 29 күн бұрын
Why do you care though?
@MartinMorning2
@MartinMorning2 2 жыл бұрын
Thanks Outsyder for another classic TIHYDP, I knew his Gta 3 run on Definitive Edition would be his worst as he never liked 3 lol
@Feels_like_Guts
@Feels_like_Guts 2 жыл бұрын
30:43 is mission failed 10 and in 31:28 its mission failed 9 idk if its intentional put i just wanted to point out, still great khantent as always big ups to Outsyder!
@jkdman2007
@jkdman2007 2 жыл бұрын
Judging from his talks and behavior I feel he looks like a lazy person that always complains about everything and blames everything but himself. I mean that might be the reason why he can't get a real job like us who have to work hard using brains and some work skills to earn our salary. He gets easy money from begging and that's why he spent lots of money on a mobile game without thinking it's a waste.
@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710
@cauliflowerconnoisseur2710 2 жыл бұрын
Wait, a decade ago he played this and is still failing missions the exact same way he did then? And this is his what, 3rd play through? Christ. What a failure.
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
He doesn't remember anything.
@click8708
@click8708 2 жыл бұрын
You still do these?... Props
@Vengeance19
@Vengeance19 2 жыл бұрын
Lets see if Phil has learned anything from his previous playthroughs! - Phil fails at the first race when he uses a Mafia Sentinel and then tries it again with an Idaho Nope, better blame the game again amirite
@Ara_Arasaka
@Ara_Arasaka 2 жыл бұрын
We need to make a discord so we can comment on his playthroughs. Make different channels for each playthrough, and have people reply to the video link with the timestamp We could bring back KZbin comments for the TIHYDP community. It’d make your incredible work even better
@IHMyself
@IHMyself 2 жыл бұрын
DSP has his comments on though?
@chipchilinkachip910
@chipchilinkachip910 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHMyself only -tism is allowed there, everything else is deleted.
@Ara_Arasaka
@Ara_Arasaka 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHMyself wat?! When did he reenable them?!
@AFluffyLombax
@AFluffyLombax 2 жыл бұрын
There is a one for the KZbin detractors like supercrzy and stuff. They keep it quiet though. They are incredibly toxic also.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын
@@IHMyself Do you actually *read* the comments on Dave's latest videos?
@joshuadougherty4961
@joshuadougherty4961 Жыл бұрын
28:16 " Third party Service AAAck." Ack. Ack.
@MaytayMaya
@MaytayMaya 2 жыл бұрын
3 playthroughs and DSP still doesn't know that the Mafia has shotguns and kill you like instantly after you kill Salvatore, amazing. Also, he had no idea you were supposed to be on foot to open the garages and called it a glitch, oh my lord.
@gamemaster2192
@gamemaster2192 2 жыл бұрын
thank you for the amazing TIHYDP GTA Trilogy Definitive Edition
@FreeAimDog
@FreeAimDog 2 жыл бұрын
36:33 lmao it took him a long time to realize he was being rammed
@fredohonius
@fredohonius 2 жыл бұрын
As an gta3 fanatic this video is such a treat. Takes the slowest car Idaho to a race and claims the others "teleported" lmaoooooooooooooo
@cortezbaldur413
@cortezbaldur413 Жыл бұрын
Yeah isn't it just odd? Phil doesn't get better he just keeps failing and usually in the same ways as he did in the last game run like how? Just.....just how? HAVE U LEARNED NOTHING!!!
@wickedlysyckk
@wickedlysyckk 2 жыл бұрын
LOL! @16:47. It wasn't even one good video. It was his overreaction to Homefront: The Revolution. Somebody on either reddit or some other forum put a direct link to it, giving the video "viral" (his words) popularity. As usual, Phil assumed alotapeepul liked it (and himself) more than they did. The comment section showed that.
@misery3116
@misery3116 2 жыл бұрын
That Vanguard clip was hilarious lol
@StoneskinGargoyle666
@StoneskinGargoyle666 2 жыл бұрын
"Every pedestrian turning into me" Truly a fate worse than death.
@blueviper64
@blueviper64 6 ай бұрын
6:19 Bro is SUCH a negative Nancy. He could’ve simply said “it’s a shitty year for rappers, RIP to all the rappers that died this year” and leave it at that but he just HAD to shit on something for absolutely no reason.
@sunnyhvar1992
@sunnyhvar1992 2 жыл бұрын
6:58 [Hook] Hoes Mad (x24)
@crazycat58
@crazycat58 2 жыл бұрын
What's funny is that he completely ignores hidden packages like they are the plague. I mean, they make the game much easier and you get ammo for free, why would you want them?
@Mr.Doodlebob
@Mr.Doodlebob Жыл бұрын
Hidden packages don’t conform with his strategy of bull rush through the game to get to the next game for more money/views, dsp is a very point A to point B person and if the game DARES ask him to go to point C before point B it will be a massive dsp shitfit
@Mattos77
@Mattos77 2 жыл бұрын
That chat image perfectly sums up daves relationship with chat.
@tommyjohnson1066
@tommyjohnson1066 2 жыл бұрын
Don't worry,Phil you don't have to worry about being talented because you weren't in the first place
@GTgaming98
@GTgaming98 7 ай бұрын
Surely anyone who’s played GTA 3 knows to avoid St Marks after killing Salvatore Phil surely hasn’t learned that
@jonwootton2181
@jonwootton2181 2 жыл бұрын
I'm nawt a clown! Ironic coming from the 30+ year old man in a Pikachu hat
@ohitspep
@ohitspep 2 жыл бұрын
The way he talks to people in his chat is disgusting. Why does anyone still bother watching him?
@MidTierVillain
@MidTierVillain 2 жыл бұрын
Gluttons for punishment. Fetish for being humiliated in public(somewhat).
@andrew1ups
@andrew1ups 2 жыл бұрын
HE BROUGHT UP ANGRY JOE! I FUCKING KNEW IT! HES ANGRY PHIL!!! 😂
@Thomas.c4647
@Thomas.c4647 Жыл бұрын
What a terrible playthrough. Somehow his second attempt at this game was the best one. He actually took his time in the second playthrough, now he just screams "it sucks" again.
@SilasSeiler
@SilasSeiler 2 жыл бұрын
Dear God, I was not prepared for this
@gatesofhades534
@gatesofhades534 2 жыл бұрын
I feel like I've been here already.
@joshuadougherty4961
@joshuadougherty4961 Жыл бұрын
12:40 "Not another Black Guy Rapper Shut the fuck up"
@halicarnassus8235
@halicarnassus8235 2 жыл бұрын
1:18:35 how many 30 somethings do you hear ever describing their age is midlife??
@Mr.Doodlebob
@Mr.Doodlebob Жыл бұрын
I can’t wait for his actual mid life crisis, he dumps kat and tries to hit on 18yo outside the school in his Toyota with a leather jacket and greasy combed back hair thinking he looks like a badass but he looks like melted wax
@decidiustv3212
@decidiustv3212 Жыл бұрын
Phil crying about others doing "fake giveaways", even though he has no proof that they're illegitimate. xD
@TheGrizNation
@TheGrizNation 2 жыл бұрын
Not trying to make the editing process longer for these but please consider throwing in screenshots from some comments on Phil's playthrough vids as he's not blocking those anymore. TIHYDPs in the past would have these before he turned them off and always provided a vibe to these videos they haven't been able to have since.
@thedub007
@thedub007 2 жыл бұрын
It's all stuff that Phil himself pre-approves, so basically wheelchairs saying how great and funny he is.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын
I'm sorry, but...did you even *read* the comments on Dave's latest videos? Also, you don't need to say what TIHYDPs "used to have" or whatever. We know. We. Fucking. Know.
@TheGrizNation
@TheGrizNation 2 жыл бұрын
@@EarthPhantomTS Simmer down. I don't care to watch his stuff other than TIHYDPs.
@EarthPhantomTS
@EarthPhantomTS 2 жыл бұрын
@@TheGrizNation Sorry, I was just feeling a bit bitchy when I said that.
@alansilvero
@alansilvero 2 жыл бұрын
As thedub007 stated, the comments are approved by dsp, but it is possible to leave _negative, disgusting_ comments if you just edit them later.
@Minimal_M
@Minimal_M 2 ай бұрын
As someone who just beat this game this was very satisfying to watch 😂
@Vergil-0894
@Vergil-0894 2 жыл бұрын
Keep up the great khantent outsyder
@geminiblade
@geminiblade 11 ай бұрын
I like how he tries to justify his collectors edition scams by saying he signed the stuff. Like ok great you ruined it even more with your worthless signature.
@kappa_oasis
@kappa_oasis 9 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@D-Nova
@D-Nova 2 жыл бұрын
40:25 Jesus, Phil! _Obviously_ the weapon of choice in a situation like that would be a shotgun. ;-)
@Dullahan161
@Dullahan161 Жыл бұрын
Phil you've done the boat mission three times already how have you not figured it out by now?
@SirMrProfessor
@SirMrProfessor 2 жыл бұрын
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