This Is How You DON'T Play Madden NFL 12

Not only is it the "hardcore gaming season", but the football season is among us as well. Therefore, it's only fitting that I'm giving you the best of both worlds; a "negative" mahntage of DSP and his antics in Madden NFL 12. Lots of rage and whimsical laughter in this one, folks. Just thought I'd let you guys know...
As always, thanks for watching!

[@astrangehero]

I want to see DSP become head coach of a NFL team after this. Just for a season. "I DIDN'T TELL THEM TO LOSE, COME AWN."

[@Krbyfan1]

"Hey coach Burnell, why are we running the same plays over and over?" WHAT THE FUCK WHY DO WE KEEP DOING THIS, I CAN'T CHOOSE THE PLAYS! "But you're the coach..." FUCK YOU YOU'RE GETTING BLOCKED *AUCKAUCKAUCKACUK*

[@derpstick5467]

lololololol thanks for the laugh friend, that just made my morning even better, here have a like (:

[@holystars]

other team scores and wins oh come on they cheated not letting me win this game is bugged would like to see him play head coach

[@josheddy4057]

is he the browns head coach this year?

[@jdtroup198683]

So that's why the Browns have a losing streak.

[@marioracer101]

1:08:49 is gold! “Wha happun?” “MAH ECKS BAHCKS LAHCKED UHP!” *fiddles with controller* *SLAM*

[@MinakoMarioFan]

1:09:51

[@TonyMichaels166]

*IT’S A BUG. THE GAME IS BUGGED. IT’S A GAME BUG.*

[@kukamunga7336]

> Scores 10 points a game > blames losing on the defense

[@PipeGuy64Bit]

Packers fans after lissing to the 49ers 13-10

[@Ben_the_Rosafan]

TFW you realize this 360 game contains players who are now in the Hall of Fame.

[@Super122291]

HYEYBT hi

[@hulenmall]

DSP: Thank God I’m smart and I understand football Also DSP: *refers to his offensive line as his “defense”*

[@Ashkihyena]

DSP and smart are not words that go together.

[@brunodrundridge8514]

Also says "what a weird play" and it was slants

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

I should point out that it sounds like some of the slams were actually done with DSP's remote and not his controller. So the counter should really be called "table slams", though his salt overdose is still the same either way!

[@Ashkihyena]

Either way no wonder none of his shit works.

[@JackHolleworth]

1:26:18 Phil: “The game is intentionally fucking me.” Game: “I don’t care.”

[@jordandennis6794]

😂😂😂

[@ringzy]

LMFAO

[@mikeisonfire81]

i love how his game crashed and he had to do the whole match again but couldnt beat it. Everything was just perfect there.

[@billythunderchode2569]

He calls his offensive line the "defensive line", and then claims he knows a lot about football.

[@CaptainCanuck1975]

You could always edit out the load screens. Oh yeah, this is DSP we're talking about.

[@rjtheripper931]

1:14:31 this had me dying dude. 2 yard rush 5 yard rush 6 yard rush touchdown FUCK YOU!!!!!! LMFAO

[@pipimisbiggestfan9508]

Dsp is the Cleveland Browns of KZbin.

[@Beastking800]

Timon Reissing difference is Cleveland Browns has supporters who believe they'll change and start winning

[@TheSpectre2300]

That is an insult to the Browns!

[@hanter2553]

@@TheSpectre2300 He's an insult to everything in existence.

[@Krbyfan1]

I elect to add the Washington Redskins to the Kojima World Order

[@discombobulationstation5399]

Washu Hakubi Pick a better team.

[@solarstrike33]

More like all of the other NFL teams

[@DaButthead]

Like that matters, the Redskins trolled him the most (hell two other teams that really pissed him off were the Giants with the 101 yard return and the Bills).

[@iamtheknight9583]

Hell yeah. I think it's funny that the Washington Wizards made him rage quit in NBA 2K lol

[@Bklyn988]

Washu Hakubi 😅😅😅

[@katrinhafthordattir7497]

Phil acting like the Jets never won a Super Bowl was funny. It's like Joe Namath isn't a thing. You know, that HALL OF FAME quarterback the Jets had? It's even funnier if he's actually a Jets fan who isn't aware of Namath. That would be a first.

[@TonyMichaels166]

I only go places wasted like I’m Joe Namath.

[@ulmwurttemberg1682]

The pink ribbon is BREAST cancer awareness. Seeing as how Phil loves asking female game characters to reveal that particular body part he should have know.

[@dillonblankenship7093]

"This is a stupid play!" Me: YOU PICKED THE PLAY.

[@B1FFCO]

56:38 that play is actually goated.. one of my go-to's😂😂

[@Visiden]

Constantly abuses his hardware and then is shocked when his buttons don't respond.

[@jordandennis6794]

It's the lag dood.

[@tenryuublackrose2176]

1:26:00 This had me dying xD "I didnt see any interception, did you?" xD

[@AutoArtemAuto]

All the Slams XD 2:56 17:04 53:16 1:01:27 1:08:55 1:10:43 1:10:55 1:14:39 1:15:10 1:15:40 1:19:21 1:21:32 1:21:44 1:23:23 1:23:58 1:27:59 1:28:32 1:31:44 1:37:26

[@Guitarded1995]

I love when DSP insults someone who is large in a sports game, when we all know they outclass him in athleticism about a hundred times over.

[@jordandennis6794]

Dudev isn't even reading the defense he's just throwing the ball at random receiver

[@Flinch9000]

Very neat Fallout 3 reference as your PFP

[@Faux-Paws]

1:40:55 Man Phil sounded like a DALPHIN right here!

[@sgtpepper91]

"Fuck you EA" Yeah, you really showed EA with your rage quit.

[@cloudshines812]

“Fuck you EA” *The most sensible thing DSP has ever said*

[@girnblanston4610]

My xbahx lahcked up! *SMASH*

[@andyouasiansdonthearthatwe5162]

Hahaha

[@patrickc1193]

Classic moment

[@UltimateShadow10]

*Timestamp* 1:08:52

[@Ashkihyena]

M Hale Thank you for that.

[@TheUltimateBastich]

I love how he whines game cheated (it didn't, lockup is not a cheat), but when he cheats (over 500 times in Scarface, game he ragequit) it's ok.

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

True. I remember that when DSP played Super Mario World, he said the game cheated sinply because he couldn't properly time a jump. In the same playthrough, he didn't seem to have a problem with doing an infinite 1-up exploit. The point is that as long as it benefits him, Phil will cheat in any game he plays.

[@pyrysaarinen4954]

1:16:50 hilarious editing "im pressing buttons":D

[@beannhead]

DSP out here taking sacks like he’s Derek Carr

[@Super122291]

Or Sam Howell 😢

[@maverickhunter8755]

He really hates rap 🤣.

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

14:50 "Have a nice year!" 34:47 #70! What a useless human being!! 36:00 You liked it. 38:32 lmao, ok dude. 51:40 "Nice purple shirt!" 57:30 Hup, hup, hup!! 1:01:39 Poor John and his family. 1:08:44 Classic moment. 1:14:38 Touchdown! 1:21:30 For when you're happy. 1:23:19 "I pressed up!!" 1:36:40 Come Ahhhn!!

[@Maxmulham]

Work of art Devin.

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

Thanks!

[@AncientCS]

one of my favorite TIHYDP thumbnails ever

[@BlattGaming]

18:50 Phil, you are not 6'1 190 lbs bro. Maybe if you got off the couch, you'd at least be thinner

[@ZensMeatSlab]

I remember watching this whole playthrough back in the day, and waiting in anguish for someone to make a TIHYDP of it; thank you so much for this.

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

No problem!

[@iamtheknight9583]

You'd think Phil would know a little bit about his own team in the Jets but no. And even worse he didn't recognize Aaron Rodgers as a household name

[@James-mi5qt]

This is how you DON'T bitch at a tv for two hours.

[@weaboosama6706]

"Oh thats gay" Can't say that anymore can you phil?

[@TheRealTact]

I wish we could those were the good days when people weren’t so sensitive about sexual orientation.

[@TheRealTact]

@@MorbidSenseOfHumor me too 💀

[@Super122291]

​@@TheRealTactlove u. ❤

[@thex-filesclassics8521]

1:21:32 Phil slams his controller and tells the music to shut the fuck up.

[@elmitudou]

1:22:27 probably one of my favorite insults LMAO

[@ringzy]

That's avgn insult lmfao

[@bloodorange6713]

It’s originally from The Exorcist

[@nahualito]

Came here from the slamming controller compilation, was definitely not disappointed.

[@Angrymonkey2489]

He complains about two minute loading screens. Has vlogs that last hours.

[@LuxerionXIII]

"two minute loading screens" ugh!

[@I.S.N.O.B.]

He lacks patience. Or he has some form of ADD.

[@boryontotheleader2328]

MrFlipperInvader782 He's hypocritical that's why

[@afmghost1759]

I call those rants "philibusters"

[@thegamerman1097]

57:38 Gus Johnson: Phil, throws, and he is INTERCEPTED! McKelvin is riding in for the Touchdown! Wow what a terrible read by the Quarterback! He needs glasses apparently! Cris Collinsworth: Now here’s a guy who doesn’t know how to read a defense! He tries to get it to the Receiver with a Cornerback covering him so well, and he gets picked off.

[@Super122291]

Hehe 😂

[@habibgaming_9756]

1:45 2:48 16:55 17:29 18:55 21:43 22:35 25:52 32:17 33:20 37:00 37:40 45:40 49:19 51:13 53:08 54:04 55:07 1:00:53 1:08:47 1:10:43 1:14:35 1:18:58 1:20:46 1:23:12 1:24:40 1:25:56 1:27:35 1:30:14 1:31:44 1:36:30 1:41:46

[@IgnatiusAlpha]

This is fantastic; one of the best TIHYDPs I've seen yet. Really needed the laughs. Keep up the great work!

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

Moraduke thanks!

[@foreversilver4208]

Always come back to this when I need a good laugh

[@professorpenne9962]

been a baseball guy my entire life and to this day, this is hilarious. I have basic knowledge of the nfl and this dood makes me feel like a rocket scientist with this playthrough lol

[@TooBokoo]

That picture of him lying on the field with the masturbation freeze-frame... I'm fucking dying!

[@masterlee1988]

This is one of my fav TIHYDPs ever!!! Welcome back as well.

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

Thanks, I'm glad to be back!

[@PantsuTacoking]

"I blame the pink gloves"

[@fredrichfernando6798]

Possibly one of the funniest TIHYDPs out there.

[@jordandennis6794]

It's amazing someone can suck at Madden.

[@foreversilver4208]

This and the fifa one lol

[@shawnfields2369]

@@foreversilver4208 I don't even follow; or like sports; at all; and I gladly don't follow or like DSP(outside of TIHYDP's); in any sense; and I agree; completely with you. DSP is the absolute worst "gamer" ever; and that hasn't ever changed; or come close to changing. Wow; he's only gotten worse with time; and better with age. That's surprising. Even for a sentient whale like Phailbert.

[@StoneAgedQ]

The king returns. Excellent work as always Devin, knock us dead with more!

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

Thanks for the kind words!

[@MarimbaBuddy]

Some DSP videos I am indifferent to. Some make me legitimately angry when he blames the game for even the easiest-to-understand mechanics. This was one of those videos that I could not help but laugh at hard, especially when his opponents would run down the field for a touchdown (i.e. 1:41:45)!

[@CuriousOfficial]

14:05 "No Way! The Jets can't win." They're currently 4-2, ironically against the Packers at Lambeau Field.

[@wakeupsweep9731]

@1:32:00 he knows he could have simulated the game until he won right? If he’s gonna do that

[@AmatsuKona]

The vid called "DSP Tries it Rage Quit HD Remake" has all the best parts back to back x3

[@HYPNOGLANCE87]

And there are various HD Remakes on youtube which is gold lol XD.Kills me how mad he gets over a game that he thinks its cheating when in reality its AI Difficulty in the game.

[@AmatsuKona]

HYPNOGLANCE87 I know X3 youtu . be/qZI7gBH6_VI

[@pegaweegee2522]

I don't know a lot about Football, but what I am seeing from this, DSP is obviously doing something wrong :D

[@HothVeteran]

This video is even better after the Washington Redskins had to change their name. I’m sure Phil is happy about it now that they got what was coming to them!

[@don8244]

Mans played worse than Jamarcus Russell on crack 😭

[@mantis5581]

my favorite thing about this playthrough is he thinks "Maddel NFL 12" means "The twelth madden" when this mf definitely had a sega genesis with madden 95 "YOU MADE TWELVE OF THESE GAMES"

[@mantis5581]

38:00 he realized

[@linushyper300]

Enough salt to make my dinner taste better

[@atma86]

The whole Washington redskins game is the funniest shit ever in a tihydp

[@DevinDIABLOGriffin]

For those of you who want to know the song that plays when DSP starts whining after his Xbox locked up, it's Back for More by Five Finger Death Punch.

[@marktomlin5818]

As a cowboys fan its a disgrace seeing phil fail while playing for them

[@UltimateShadow10]

1:16:49 Beautiful edit! If the scrub didn't slam his controller so much it might have responded.

[@jaywunder13242]

Aaron Rodgers scrambling for a first down run - THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN! This guy is too much. Lol.

[@kamuroshiryu8453]

This is truly one game Phil is absolutely Madden at.

[@skippingrhyme4386]

Bro NGl I miss the 360 Days and the Avatars they need to bring it back

[@MinakoMarioFan]

EA Sports, it's in the gout!

[@justinadams5573]

Dsp:"There was too much coverage,there was three guys on him" Me:THEN WHY DID YOU THROW THE BALL TO HIM

[@sway_9803]

He kicked the ball out of bounds on the opening kick off 5:39 LMAO you can't make this shit up he's really that awful at video games

[@Higgs666]

The famous DSP 12 step drop

[@spongebelt]

I’m a skins fan. I loved seeing Phil rage when he couldn’t win against them 😂😂😂😂

[@CarlEusebius]

Redskins confirmed for detractors.

[@Iroquois_Pliskin]

7:30 LOL

[@brian8295]

So I finally picked up this game, and now that i've played it I appreciate this TIHYDP a lot more. For starters, Phil missed out not playing Franchise mode because it's way more fun than superstar mode because you can literally make the most crazy fantasy scenario team in franchise mode and play as both offense and defense. (EX. in my playthrough, I snagged Matt Ryan as QB and Champ Bailey as CB for the Bills.) Also, Phil really sucked at this game due to the fact he just does not like reading his other options on pass plays. Most of the time, it fails no matter how good your rating is or what receiver you're throwing to. Also, when he kept throwing and nothing happened is most likely because his throwing rating is not good enough and the receivers are out of his range. It happened to me at first too. All he had to do was throw it out of bounds by pressing the right stick down.

[@thelunchbox420x]

Too many plays, too many game modes, too many options for Phil. If there were only 2 plays and 1 game mode he would bitch that there isn't enough.

[@joethejetg6550]

I’m a jets fan and seeing him play as the jets I felt I was actually watching the jets😂

[@DobbyTheGamer]

DSP is the living butt fumble

[@Super122291]

​@@DobbyTheGamerdon't tear your Achilles 😢

[@OutlawStarkiller]

"The line crumbled" ITS A SCREEN

[@goldmoutdog19]

10:35 "U cant risk injuring your QB in the superbowl" he says as if the superbowl is just a random preseason game

[@pegaweegee2522]

I saw "Connecticut" as one of the college choices, but Phil was too unaware to see it :D

[@dakotawest6799]

I am a redskins fan Iam so happy that he was haveing a hard time playing against them lol

[@Billsmafia93]

If I need a good laugh, I watch this video. Thank you sir.

[@euric869]

I dislike Phil but the rap rant at 1:00:30 was so true.

[@derek6604]

*drops back 7 yards and gets sacked* WUUTTT I NEVER HAD A CHANCE

[@slamsung]

One word Phil: matchups. Stats are not the end all be all determinant of whether or not a team will win over another.

[@oscarhernandez-rw7lr]

Omg if dsp was a coach the team will go 0-16 lol

[@kyoukoumarleau7633]

oscar hernandez he would make Hue Jackson look like Bill Belichick

[@rawrdino7046]

His players would get fed up with him and throw every game

[@Arisius13]

I never shouted "PASS TO ______" so loudly at my monitor. Good lord. lol

[@llortaton]

1:29:21 "YOU'RE FUCKED"

[@tinamiles8154]

If I had twenty dollars for every time he said fuck, I'd be rich. That goes for all of his videos.

[@Lethargicaman13]

Claims to be smart and understand football. Also calls his offensive line his defense. Classic Phail

[@sgtpepper91]

14:09 WORLD CHAMPIONS OF AMERICA

[@TooColdS4]

The man is literally a pigroach

[@tenryuublackrose2176]

Holy sh*t this is amazing xD I feel bad for phils controller and his table xD

[@RonaldTheMan123]

17:36 FUNNY FREESTYLE EVER LMBO XD

[@agiannakop713]

But... he made the playoffs... ... gotta love dsp. Really understands football.

[@thebatmandc777]

I love how he calls the offensive line “his defense” but claims to know football 😂

[@legionofdoom2009]

Controller slams and extra salty rage! Weeeeeee!

[@WisecrackJax]

10:16 it’s pretty obvious that Phil doesn’t know anything about football. At all.

[@curbstompchrist2879]

"This is so much different from when I played football."👍🏼🤥

[@LicensedGuitarist2000]

56:56 1:08:45 1:14:36, 1:16:50 1:20:46 1:29:24

[@boonyzpodz6631]

best worst dsp gameplay, shi is funny asl

[@Super122291]

Hehe. 😂

[@Crimsonchado]

1 hour mark "this song sucks" I agree.