This Is How You DON'T Play Jak & Daxter

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chaffXgrenade

chaffXgrenade

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@SionAllona
@SionAllona 11 жыл бұрын
"Apparently this led to Jak 2 and Jak 3" NO FUCKING SHIT
@skullofrebellion6653
@skullofrebellion6653 11 жыл бұрын
LMFAOOOO!! +1
@hokage1997
@hokage1997 7 жыл бұрын
Sion Allona hahah. I loved that
@GabeJenkins7777
@GabeJenkins7777 9 жыл бұрын
43:20 "A fucking four-year-old could have done this better!" Is referring to the developers or himself?
@Slakkmichael
@Slakkmichael 9 жыл бұрын
+Gabe Jenkins Probably himself.
@pegaweegee2522
@pegaweegee2522 8 жыл бұрын
A four year old could not only do it better. A four year old would whine less. Unlike Phil :P
@jbdfjdjfjkdhf4795
@jbdfjdjfjkdhf4795 10 жыл бұрын
Phil has the problem-solving skills and attentiveness of a 4-year-old with none of the creativity or dedication
@madelinebell5046
@madelinebell5046 9 жыл бұрын
As somebody who played all of these games as a child, and still plays them every now and then as an adult, this is unbelievably frustrating and enraging to watch, but also kind of hilarious. I love how Phil keeps calling the gameplay "inconsistent". Dude, the gameplay is not inconsistent. You just consistently suck.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
I love the suggestion that the devs just put in a RNG to decide if you can grab ledges this respawn, and for how long.
@patrickc1193
@patrickc1193 7 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I've seen Phil suck at games. Recently I bought the Jak and Daxter Trilogy on PS3. But when I heard that he did a Jak and Daxter play through, I waited until I got a platinum trophy on the Precursor Legacy and then watched this video. When it comes to games, DSP is his own worst enemy.
@alexanderparcell2618
@alexanderparcell2618 5 жыл бұрын
this game is also easy as fuck, like jesus christ dude
@apothisiii5549
@apothisiii5549 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderparcell2618 of all the jak games 1 was the easiest.
@solidsnakesfan2929
@solidsnakesfan2929 5 жыл бұрын
This game is so easy. When I first played it, it did seem a little hard because I couldn't understand English very well at that time but it was lots of fun. Now even after 5 years of not playing this game, I can still play this easily and get a plat (the only game I know which awards plats easily).
@SilentMott
@SilentMott 4 жыл бұрын
This is still one of the best TIHYDP's ever made. Pure, no chat hand-holding, raw Phil sucking hard footage of a children's game before rage quitting one of the easiest collectathons ever made. This is the REAL Phil blind playing a game with some of the simplest game mechanics in the PS2 era and he still struggles like an 8 year old taking a calculus test. Just beautiful.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 4 жыл бұрын
Games like these make for the best TIHYDPs because no amount of hand-holding would've made a difference--this isn't like an RPG, where he can just grind his way to "easy mode"--he still has to follow through and play it legit. When he finally got around to Jak 3, he ended up having trouble with parts of the game I wasn't expecting him to. It's crazy.
@ScheduledChip
@ScheduledChip 8 жыл бұрын
I've watched this 2 or 3 times now and his ability not to use the O button is more amazing each time I see it.
@fukyomammason
@fukyomammason 8 жыл бұрын
+Chris White It hurts. It hurts so much. It actually makes me want to go find my PS2 or PS3 and play the game just so I can triple(ish) jump once.
@lukecull7919
@lukecull7919 8 жыл бұрын
exactly
@ARMIV4
@ARMIV4 11 жыл бұрын
"-didn't grow up in this era of platforming games, I grew up in the 2D era. So for me I'm actually suffering a bit here-". Dude, you are in your 30's. You were there for a good part of all of the different eras being born. Suffering? Give me a break, here.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 11 жыл бұрын
Apparently, he was too busy playing Street Fighter to play anything else. That's pretty much his excuse for everything.
@ARMIV4
@ARMIV4 11 жыл бұрын
***** He ought to get a better excuse then, 'cause seeing him play Street Fighter has me doubting that heavily.
@numbuh745
@numbuh745 10 жыл бұрын
Phil >Teaches himself double jump spin. >Subsequently forgets about roll jumping.
@MrIsaac95
@MrIsaac95 10 жыл бұрын
*sigh* sounds like DSP alright!
@erichollingback
@erichollingback 5 жыл бұрын
Like a Pokemon that has you trade out one of its moves for a new one.
@Matt_0716
@Matt_0716 8 жыл бұрын
"I'll say something really teary at the funeral, like, how am I gonna get changed back now?!?!?"
@jonm.678
@jonm.678 3 жыл бұрын
4:17 "What the hell kind of place is this? Do you always just walk around asking for $100 from fuckin people?" Oh the irony if you put this in context to present day Phil's "business"
@twikki9071
@twikki9071 2 жыл бұрын
It’s quite amazing that it took him until Boggy Swamp in order to press the “O” button for the very first time.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 2 жыл бұрын
Seriously. He was experimenting with the basic moves at Geyser Rock and mentioned that he looked at the manual, but for some reason he just neglected the Circle button. It's kinda amazing, honestly.
@GameDjeenie
@GameDjeenie 11 жыл бұрын
"I grew up in the 2D platformer era"... You're still growing up cause you're still a child... Me too, I grew up in the 2D era and when 3D platformer games came out, I adapted myself... Instead of going from left to right, you just go everywhere... I remember my first time ever playing Mario 64... No trouble at all... I learned the controls and adapted myself to this new perspective in games !! I'm sure it's the same for a lot of people !
@Windfiinder
@Windfiinder Жыл бұрын
This truly was one of the playthroughs of all time. Im genuinely astonished at him being oblivious the spin attack for 70% of the game.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade Жыл бұрын
It still kinda blows my mind to this day. An entire face button, completely ignored. Like, he didn't even hit it by accident or anything up until that point.
@moho472
@moho472 10 жыл бұрын
If he ever makes it to Jak 2 then I have 2 words to say to you: CARGO MISSION. That is all.
@Stiffupperjoystick
@Stiffupperjoystick 10 жыл бұрын
Someone send me a message when that video drops. Some of the parts in Jak 2 are legit difficulty spikes and I know the analpain will be immense.
@charlie1234500
@charlie1234500 4 жыл бұрын
@@Stiffupperjoystick The video came out btw
@thegameneededme5
@thegameneededme5 4 жыл бұрын
4:17 for a clip that has aged incredibly poorly, given modern-day DSP.
@Furmanov18
@Furmanov18 10 жыл бұрын
Phil insults these GOLDEN GEMS! No one insults Jak and Sly! 30 years in the iso-cubes Philly boy! - I AM the LAW
@Furmanov18
@Furmanov18 10 жыл бұрын
Emigdiosback Never liked that character.
@Punk13405
@Punk13405 9 жыл бұрын
***** and daxter isn't?
@Pervert
@Pervert 9 жыл бұрын
He picked ONE thing in this game to listen to and actually do... which of ALL the fucking things happened to be... "DON'T GO TO MISTY ISLAND" - Samos are u fkn srs.
@purpl3SK
@purpl3SK 9 жыл бұрын
***** i met u at lostpause, now there? scurry shiet m8.
@MrNiceguy3210
@MrNiceguy3210 9 жыл бұрын
There's playing a game with an open/unspoiled mind, and then there's ignorance and attention deficits. Phil tries to be the former, but ends up being the latter. He can't even play a classic without acting so egotistical.
@Ignore14
@Ignore14 10 жыл бұрын
I was better at this game when I was 7 years old.
@SuperHothead14
@SuperHothead14 10 жыл бұрын
Everyone Is better at any game than DSP
@darkshadow-nv3nn
@darkshadow-nv3nn 5 жыл бұрын
Labedincoln I thought you were dead
@josephbilderback4549
@josephbilderback4549 5 жыл бұрын
@@darkshadow-nv3nn you're thinking of Abe Lincoln
@1sam234
@1sam234 9 жыл бұрын
As one of many people who has perfected this game, even as a teenager, watching this is both hilarious and disgraceful at the same. XD And at 1:03:43 , that's pretty much saying "it's not that I CAN'T learn, I DON'T WANT to learn, all for the monies and views".
@homersams9015
@homersams9015 9 жыл бұрын
Feel ya pain too
@addisonshinedown
@addisonshinedown 9 жыл бұрын
+1sam234 uh... the game does explain the moves he was talking about
@1sam234
@1sam234 9 жыл бұрын
The King of all Awesomeness I know, it does, Phil just doesn't want to listen to it cause he thinks he knows all.
@skaizu
@skaizu 8 жыл бұрын
You have never perfected this game.
@1sam234
@1sam234 8 жыл бұрын
@105851845800052196352 You don't know that. Have you? :) Certainly did better than this guy that dies every 2 minutes, half the time to himself.
@603solo
@603solo 9 жыл бұрын
just think, who will phil blame when he dies in real life? "its a fucking glitch" -phils last dying breath
@603solo
@603solo 9 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooo
@DrEarthwormRobotnik
@DrEarthwormRobotnik 8 жыл бұрын
+Sultan of Spliffs I WAS BLOCKING THAT! C'MON DOOD!
@MortalSora
@MortalSora 9 жыл бұрын
4:25 DSP: Can you lone me 500 dollars to play Minecraft?
@erichoover4640
@erichoover4640 5 жыл бұрын
"That wasn't my fault." You know when DSP says this in the tutorial level, it's gonna be bad.
@INIKIATHEKINGXX
@INIKIATHEKINGXX 8 жыл бұрын
I wish Phil renamed his channel VideogameFailure
@rhaheemheard6176
@rhaheemheard6176 8 жыл бұрын
INIKIATHEKINGXX lol
@INIKIATHEKINGXX
@INIKIATHEKINGXX 8 жыл бұрын
+Rhaheem Heard haha
@autobotrenegade8601
@autobotrenegade8601 7 жыл бұрын
INIKIATHEKINGXX (Joke Drum Solo)
@pantheman2842
@pantheman2842 5 жыл бұрын
@@INIKIATHEKINGXX Tell me if you find a hint of self-awareness in this video, please. If so, he might do so.
@rosefraud5829
@rosefraud5829 6 жыл бұрын
God damn, when Phil starts making biblical references about why he sucks at a game, that's when you know you have an amazing TIHYDP
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 6 жыл бұрын
That whole rant still blows my mind to this day 😂
@budjettivaje8338
@budjettivaje8338 Жыл бұрын
My personal favorite is when he starts trying to reason with in-game characters
@NotBadCouldBeBetter
@NotBadCouldBeBetter 7 жыл бұрын
When im having a hard time with a video game, i refer to DSP's lets plays... So i can say, "at least im not as shitty as this guy."
@twikki9071
@twikki9071 2 жыл бұрын
*1 of the tiniest towns in all of gaming* Phil: I can’t tell where I am, this place has no map!
@fukyomammason
@fukyomammason 8 жыл бұрын
Phil could find a way to lose a graphic novel 'game'.
@CrashJC123
@CrashJC123 8 жыл бұрын
Phil could find a way of dying in Kirby
@HighKing9000
@HighKing9000 4 жыл бұрын
KarlJC1411 he could find a way for his human character to die in Pokémon lmao
@zerojunior3679
@zerojunior3679 9 жыл бұрын
58:35 Did he just ask how much platforming he had to do in a platformer? XD
@flimsymcgee2807
@flimsymcgee2807 3 жыл бұрын
I always come back to this video. It never gets old seeing a mid-aged dude fail at such simple game mechanics.
@TheLayBackGamer
@TheLayBackGamer 6 жыл бұрын
I recently did a play through of this game. Knew next to nothing, spent some time in the starting area figuring out the controls, and never had any real problem with anything afterwards. Amazing game, never understood how he had such a difficult time trying to beat it
@bunglesnurch2062
@bunglesnurch2062 6 жыл бұрын
Because Phil isn't a gamer, but you are. You understand that to properly experience a game, you have to know what you're doing, so you experiment and I'm sure when the game tells you what to do you listen. Phil doens't listen, Phil doesn't care...about anything. He only does this because it's quick easy money that requires no effort on his part
@patrickkwaak7413
@patrickkwaak7413 9 жыл бұрын
"i dont censor myself but ill censor other people if they dont agree with me" seems legit
@SaurusHam
@SaurusHam 9 жыл бұрын
I'm just going to be that guy and say that Klaww was an easy as hell boss fight.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 9 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, you're not being "that guy" here--I totally agree on this boss fight being easy.
@vincecarter9438
@vincecarter9438 9 жыл бұрын
I think the reason why he sucks at these games is because he has no experience what I mean by that is he didn't play ps2 or anything back in the day all he knew was pc gameing so he is used to the pc controls and doesn't know anything about xbox or ps2 or any of those games
@GuitarrAssassin
@GuitarrAssassin 9 жыл бұрын
***** All of the bosses in this game are easy.
@autobotrenegade8601
@autobotrenegade8601 7 жыл бұрын
SaurusHam In the words of Dante from DMC to Klaww, "Go to hell!" Insults to live by.
@donnyf7892
@donnyf7892 6 жыл бұрын
SaurusHam the entire game was easy as hell lol
@barret-xiii
@barret-xiii 9 жыл бұрын
At first going through some of these TIHYDP compilations I was a little tempted to give Phil the benefit of the doubt. I'll admit some of the games I watched do have their share of flaws, bugs, and minor annoyances (Motorstorm does have some moments where the physics gets grating, but it's not nearly as maddening as he makes it look. Same with Metal Gear Solid 1, and that was a ps1 game, so there was bound to be weird moments). But this... He makes this game look like Dark Souls in terms of playability and difficulty. Jak & Daxter... A colorful open world successor to Naughty Dog's classic platformer series, Crash Bandicoot... And most importantly: Rated E for *Everyone*! *Children* play this game! And they play it very well! Children don't constantly blame every mistake made on the game itself. Children have infinitely more maturity and integrity than this guy. It astonishes me how anyone could see a legitimate reason to actually *pay* this guy to play games badly on a regular basis.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 9 жыл бұрын
I sometimes have to meet Phil halfway on some occasions, too. Like, I've had experience with Jak II since it first came out on the PS2, so I'm a bit biased 'cause I know the finer details of the game, but I definitely get some issues he might have from time to time (doesn't make it any less hilarious when he loses his shit, though). It's his inability to know what's actually the game's fault or when he should accept responsibility for his own mistakes that irks me.
@soaked23
@soaked23 10 жыл бұрын
The Precursor Basin (the driving level with the purple and blue rings) was my favourite level in the game.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 10 жыл бұрын
The Lava Tube was my favorite, purely for the level design. I love the low-tech, twisted metal appearance of it all.
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
I haven't played Jak & Daxter before, and I'm sure I could do better than this guy.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 9 жыл бұрын
You totally could. It's not a particularly difficult game.
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
+HegHound 13 A lot of people do make fun of him, and I'm mainly just saying that because I've played classic platformers like this, such as Ratchet & Clank. Phil does suck though. There's no denying that.
@DowntownWithBrown
@DowntownWithBrown 7 жыл бұрын
mickle jeff's comment at 15:47 is incorrect. The eco beam mission has absolutely nothing to do with accessing the Dark Eco Plant boss fight. As someone who 100%ed this game at least thrice as far as I can remember, I know that the button at the top of Forbidden Temple leads to the passage to the Blue Eco Vent Switch that unlocks the path to the Dark Eco Plant. Regardless, watching DSP fail at a game my family has owned ever since it came out is nothing short of priceless.
@ragnarokaftershock
@ragnarokaftershock 10 жыл бұрын
Really? His excuse was "I only played for five hours"? The problem is more than his Jak and Daxter competence, it's his damn thought process. Not once does he wonder if there's something HE doesn't understand, it's "the game isn't helping me, waaahhhhh". "Grew up on 2D"? The way he complains, he couldn't get past Super Mario Bros on the NES! An entertaining LP features the player MAKING PROGRESS, and cracking a few jokes here and there. If you need to take time out to learn the game, DO IT AND EDIT IT OUT.
@RtcBch
@RtcBch 10 жыл бұрын
That's the goal. Phil play *very* badly, and sucks at understanding the basics of games. That's why DON'T play videos aren't classic LP like every boring others.
@brasteen1
@brasteen1 9 жыл бұрын
Brave Choir What I don't understand here is IT'S FUCKING JAK AND DAXTER!!! Its an easy as hell platformer FFS.
@aaronkraft2361
@aaronkraft2361 9 жыл бұрын
brasteen1 pt.2 is very hard if I remember right. But yeah the 1st is easy with trial and error.
@brasteen1
@brasteen1 9 жыл бұрын
Aaron Kraft If you're talking about Jak 2 then yeah I agree that game has some real ball busting moments.
@TheNS4U
@TheNS4U 10 жыл бұрын
"I'm 90 years old and my balls still haven't dropped!!" R.I.P lungs
@BlinkLed
@BlinkLed 8 жыл бұрын
I came back to watch this again, and I noticed something. Towards the end of the game he starts complaining about the "horrible" game design with all the instant deaths. That's because the early levels have few if any bottomless pits or lava and have lots of water to cushion falls, so all that matters is your health, you can always survive three hits. But the later levels are filled with more hazardous obstacles and many things can kill you instantly. So what he's actually complaining about is the very good game design philosophy of having the game get harder as it goes on. As soon as the game starts to get difficult it's just "cheap".
@kyralangendorff5568
@kyralangendorff5568 9 жыл бұрын
you actually die instantly in sly cooper when you touch anything..
@azazel166
@azazel166 9 жыл бұрын
I was 11 years old when I first beat this game. I find it remarkable how a fat 30+ year old has trouble playing it.
@longshanks8286
@longshanks8286 9 жыл бұрын
it's okay I was 7 when I beat this the first time back in 2001. Phil just fails at his 'profession' it saddens me so.
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
He probably isn't fat, but yeah, he's pretty bad.
@UltimateEnderman45
@UltimateEnderman45 9 жыл бұрын
+Ratchet Wrench Oh no, he is fat.
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
Yeah, I know that now.
@MAXPOWER-jo1hh
@MAXPOWER-jo1hh 7 жыл бұрын
I hate how the zoomer doesn't come to a complete stop when phil shouts ''DONT FALL!''. Obviously bugged driving mechanics. Not a single thing he could do about it.
@pantheman2842
@pantheman2842 5 жыл бұрын
You missed a very PATHETIC death where he went to fight Gol and Maia on a moving platform... AND FELL OFF!
@iggyman91
@iggyman91 11 жыл бұрын
I've never seen someone so bad at a videogame in my enitre life
@Vuthakral
@Vuthakral 10 жыл бұрын
"It looks like it will only open if we fill it with all 100 power cells." "OH FUCK THA-"
@seanimusprime9849
@seanimusprime9849 3 ай бұрын
If “pain” was a video, this would be it…
@xaninha123
@xaninha123 11 жыл бұрын
You could've just looped the 1 minute 40 second incident and it would've captured the essence of everything Phil. What kind of person he is, what kind of gamer, and why he should stop existing.
@AdenGFX
@AdenGFX 7 жыл бұрын
"What the fuck, he slid off the bridge" It's called snowy mountain, there is fucking ice which causes you to slip. Does this guy not understand basic fucking things
@megatonkick0079
@megatonkick0079 10 жыл бұрын
oh my god when he figured out that spin attack i had tears in my eyes
@Konradix05
@Konradix05 9 жыл бұрын
About that rant of his, his argument is right, people who were young that played this game took time to fidure out little intricate things about the game to beat it, and grown up people usually don't have as much time to play through the game as they did when they were young. They had less responsibilities. Not that this is excusing him at all. Literally failing to press a button for like half the game, not listening to what the game is trying to teach him and complaining about bullshit like "lava kills me" is not excused by that argument. Like that one guy said, "There's only so much a game can teach you". And so long it can teach you the same thing before saying "yeah, they get it". There's also noticing patterns. Most people and especially adults should be able to notice those. And complaining about challenge and 'cheap deaths'? Someone needs to play Kaizo Mario to learn the difference between challenge and cheapness. Also, advice for life: "Look before you leap"
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
I understand that. I just wish he'd stop complaining about it.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
The discrepancy is that adults are at least supposed to be smarter than children, meaning we experiment more efficinetly and learn more rapidly, and so don't require the same abundance of time to learn or infer things. DSP is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted.
@jordanmyers1450
@jordanmyers1450 7 жыл бұрын
Konradix05 except playing games is his job
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
Jak: What's happening, man? Why do I keep dying? Daxter: I don't know, man! I don't know!
@davidkusel1309
@davidkusel1309 9 жыл бұрын
Does Phil ever figure out the spin attack at all?
@zarrok9857
@zarrok9857 8 жыл бұрын
to be fair, that fish catching mini game at the time... was hard as hell lol.
@NishaPerson
@NishaPerson Жыл бұрын
I still love how Phil learns how to spin during the swamp then promptly proceeds to forget how to spin.
@jonm.678
@jonm.678 3 жыл бұрын
I've been playing Jak and Daxter for literally two decades now- and I've never seen someone have this much trouble on Geyser Rock. This is going to be good.
@recoverymode
@recoverymode 9 жыл бұрын
If the game doesn't work like an escalator then Phil gets lost easily.
@Exage304
@Exage304 2 жыл бұрын
04:18 Should be a clip. Phil asks for $150 from random people every stream now.
@leftbillzathome
@leftbillzathome 9 жыл бұрын
Insanity = doing the same thing over and over again to expect different results.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
That doesn't account for varying circumstances, though, and according to Phil, the game's all RNG (any given game), so maybe the game will roll success for him this time he limp-dicks a single jump into a pit.
@maxpokebruh27
@maxpokebruh27 2 жыл бұрын
Little late but happy ninth anniversary to this video.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 2 жыл бұрын
Late, but hey, at least you remembered. I completely forgot (and I was gonna tweet about it on the anniversary, as well). Guess I'll be back one year from now lol
@maxpokebruh27
@maxpokebruh27 2 жыл бұрын
@@chaffXgrenade imma be honest, I randomly decided to check a 'This is How you Don't Play' and I picked this one. It was a coincidence that the anniversary was a couple of days ago 😂
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxpokebruh27 Gotta love happy accidents, eh?
@maxpokebruh27
@maxpokebruh27 2 жыл бұрын
@@chaffXgrenade This one is one of my favorites. I like the TIHYDPs where Phil had the camera, pre direct capture.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 2 жыл бұрын
@@maxpokebruh27 Looking back to when I was once a fan of Phil myself, the camcorder LPs definitely had a more down-to-earth "real" appeal to them, even if they were still obnoxious at times.
@kaydenka1
@kaydenka1 6 жыл бұрын
Phil _"I spawn, I die"_ Burnell, befouls yet another childhood classic
@gokuUchiha47
@gokuUchiha47 11 жыл бұрын
Is DSP the UmbranAlchemist? He sounds like a DSP clone. He literally says everything Phil says word for word.
@anaturalendingy2k
@anaturalendingy2k 5 жыл бұрын
Salt x Mistakes + Rants = Pure Laughter
@TomboyGamerGal
@TomboyGamerGal 3 жыл бұрын
Damn, the salt is real ladies and gents.
@qw3rtypounc3s
@qw3rtypounc3s 9 жыл бұрын
Disregard Spinning Jump, Acquire Cheap Death
@Darri42
@Darri42 10 жыл бұрын
Wow, its amazing that he finds it in himself to rage over one of the most peaceful, bright and colorful, serene platformers out there. I mean, the beginning of Jak and Daxter is like taking a leisurely, stress-free stroll through a park on a sunday. But no, even here DPS manages to find something to rage about and act like the simplest game mechanics in the world are mystifying and out to get him...
@user1point0
@user1point0 9 жыл бұрын
This montage was worth it just for his comment rant alone
@realmwarssII
@realmwarssII 10 жыл бұрын
I laugh every time I hear Phil call someone an "elitist" there's so much irony it hurts.
@donnyf7892
@donnyf7892 6 жыл бұрын
Love how Phil says his own balls taste like duty? The insult is ridiculous enough and makes no sense but then he just even completely fucks up his own fuck up both when speaking and while playing. It's truly almost amazing how bad he is at everything in life. This is why we watch, none of us could dream of being born horrible enough at everything we do that we can quite literally captivate thousands of people while doing it lmao. Phil is an American hero I tell ya lol. Suck at life, suck at job, suck at everything, still be an icon. Even if it is essentially as just a mockery of what every grown man shouldn't be 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@l33tg4m3rl0lz
@l33tg4m3rl0lz 7 жыл бұрын
This single playthrough supplied me with a lifetime stock of salt. Plus my children, and their children. Three generations of salt contained in one video.
@erichoover4640
@erichoover4640 5 жыл бұрын
There's a process to how Phil plays games. Don't listen, zone out, try to race through it, bitch about the game/developers, rinse repeat.
@GmodCaboose56
@GmodCaboose56 10 жыл бұрын
1:20:30 I love that groan of frustration. Cracks me up.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
The amazing thing about not figuring out the triple jump is that he learned there's a spin attack (eventually), and then never thought "I should attack this flying enemy with the omnidirectional attack I've learned while jumping." Like, even when games spoonfeed reasons to try certain things or THE LITERAL ANSWER to him, he can't work it out. Also, wow, 5 and a half hours. I can't go that long when I LIKE a game; it'd be insane to do that while enraged and having a rough time (suggesting I'm missing something). Perhaps concurrently, I've never needed anything near that to learn a basic mechanic. Except once, in the Telltale Sam & Max. You can run by double clicking, if you ever play Seasons 1 or 2 of that.
@BackyardPix
@BackyardPix 7 жыл бұрын
This is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long while. That epic rant is just completely insane. Hahaha.
@MortalSora
@MortalSora 10 жыл бұрын
I would love to see how quickly he'd rage-quit if he played "Prinny: Can I Really Be The Main Character, Dude?" That is a hard freakin' game!
@redwingvulture9666
@redwingvulture9666 11 жыл бұрын
For someone who plays video games for a living, he doesn't have a lot of gamer habits does he? For me when I start a game, I always experiment with the controls a bit to find out what I can do. DSP seems to need text that constantly pops up reminding him what to do, or a voice over to tell him. I find it hard to believe he's an actual gamer.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 11 жыл бұрын
Exactly. I KNOW I had my fair share of trouble with this game as a kid, especially in the last third of the game, but I was already comfortable enough with the controls to know that it was my own mistakes that killed me over and over, not the game's.
@TheAireaidLord
@TheAireaidLord 10 жыл бұрын
"there's too many traps it's too intricate". Did I hear that correctly? I am in shock. jeez man
@jmmanalo7039
@jmmanalo7039 9 жыл бұрын
He probably hasn't played Crash Bandicoot yet.
@shangaiify
@shangaiify 11 жыл бұрын
Jak 2 was the hardest in the series, that would be definitely hilarious to watch him fail on that one, the races against Erol will make him throw his controller.
@googleuser7771
@googleuser7771 10 жыл бұрын
I had no trouble with this game when I was what, 10 years old? And this 30 year old can't figure the first level out.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 11 жыл бұрын
Yet another running theme of his. "I can't get past this part" = "the developers are trolling"
@tylerwatson7902
@tylerwatson7902 10 жыл бұрын
I love how I played through this game in 13 hours when I was 8, and he's struggling on the basics.
@CaptainCJ97
@CaptainCJ97 9 жыл бұрын
Maybe because hes trolling
@pizzagateisreal
@pizzagateisreal 7 жыл бұрын
His judgement of depth is atrocious
@metalslimehunt
@metalslimehunt 11 жыл бұрын
Did he seriously compare himself to Jesus when he was going on that rant in the Spider Cave? Good fucking god, Spider Cave definitely is a contender for most difficult level, but it isn't *that* hard.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 11 жыл бұрын
I know, right? As if that long-winded rant wasn't pretentious enough, he somehow manages to top it all off with a biblical reference.
@CaptainDoomsday
@CaptainDoomsday 7 жыл бұрын
Hey, man, Jesus dealt with a lot of pain, being cruxified and all that, but HE never had to poorly platform around and fight SPIDERS.
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 5 жыл бұрын
@@CaptainDoomsday Or, worse than that, INSTANT DEATH LAVA.
@TheIrishsheep123
@TheIrishsheep123 10 жыл бұрын
The controls on this game are SO SIMPLE!!! DON'T BLAME THEM!!!
@topazshot88
@topazshot88 9 жыл бұрын
Phil's rant about people wanting precursor orbs starting at around 4:15 is really freaking ironic, especially considering he now uses Patreon.
@BlackStar6013
@BlackStar6013 11 жыл бұрын
DSP: "I'm just trying to figure shit out for myself, cuz that's what I do when I play games, I figure shit out for myself" and now you have the stream chat hold your hand through every playthrough now
@MyNameIsMrW
@MyNameIsMrW 10 жыл бұрын
I've never played Uncharted, but I find it hard to believe that it could be better than the original Jak & Daxter. Not saying that it's bad. In my opinion, Jak & Daxter is just that damn good.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 10 жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the original Jak & Daxter, too, but I honestly think it's the weakest in the trilogy (Jak 3 is my personal favorite). Uncharted is fun, but Uncharted 2 was such a massive improvement over it that it was nearly impossible for me to play the original at times. :P
@MyNameIsMrW
@MyNameIsMrW 10 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is that I never beat Jak 2 or 3 as a kid. I got the HD collection recently and started Jak 2, but I don't have enough experience to give an opinion on it. I don't like it as much as the original though so far. I really liked the aspect of collecting stuff.
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 10 жыл бұрын
That's what I liked about Jak 3. Its still mission-based like Jak 2, but they added more platforming/collecting/exploration elements to it to make it feel more like the first game. Precursor Orbs are easier to find than they were in 2, and using them to buy weapon upgrades/cheats/extras is pretty cool, too.
@MyNameIsMrW
@MyNameIsMrW 10 жыл бұрын
Now you've got me all excited. Hopefully, I'll be done with Jak 2 within a week so I can try it out.
@DeadPool-gj4dx
@DeadPool-gj4dx 4 жыл бұрын
Phil didn't even 100%ed the game, and he also skipped Misty Island and the boss of Forbidden Jungle (Dark Eco Plant).
@Mrgrimmz99
@Mrgrimmz99 4 жыл бұрын
4:24 the fucking irony.
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator
@MSF_Soldier_Alligator 10 жыл бұрын
Phil: Adept at handling oily bananas.
@thegameneededme5
@thegameneededme5 8 жыл бұрын
41:15 I about died laughing.
@coolsomeXD
@coolsomeXD 9 жыл бұрын
"do you really want to see me repetitively die at the same part for 4 hours straight" as opposed to.....?
@FierceDeityAndrew
@FierceDeityAndrew 5 жыл бұрын
“50 of 50 Geyser Rocks.” lmao
@DeadPool-gj4dx
@DeadPool-gj4dx 4 жыл бұрын
He collected all (50) Precursor Orbs in Geyser Rock (tutorial level).
@FierceDeityAndrew
@FierceDeityAndrew 4 жыл бұрын
Dead Pool I know, but he still called it the wrong thing. lol
@bonesall
@bonesall 9 жыл бұрын
Does the long jump within thirty seconds of playing the game in the tutorial Never does it again "God he's so slow" "If I was a tiny bit faster I would've made it" PROCEEDS TO LONG JUMP IMMEDIATELY AFTER SAYING THIS
@Weslyegful
@Weslyegful 3 жыл бұрын
I could watch this man fail for the rest of my life.
@TheZombiesShaman
@TheZombiesShaman 11 жыл бұрын
DSP's description of a "good" game:holds your hand 100% of the way(with no challenges), has 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 checkpoints, if i fail at something its must be "bugged" and shit.
@LightningLion
@LightningLion 9 жыл бұрын
That voice clip at the very end that said "This guy thinks he's so cool ... listening to him OVER and OVER!" Was that from Spyro?
@chaffXgrenade
@chaffXgrenade 9 жыл бұрын
Yep.
@LightningLion
@LightningLion 9 жыл бұрын
Imagine 'DSP Plays Spyro': "What?! I'm using the fire breath on these silver guys, but they don't even die! They just turn red for a second and kill me instantly! The game doesn't tell me what to do! This is BULLshit!" "What the fuck, I can't catch these blue guys with the eggs, this is RIDICULISSS! The speed must be bugged or something! GREAT JOB, developers! Make an enemy I can't even catch!" (insert annoying cackle here) (just barely misses a platform while gliding) "What the hell, are you SERIOUS? I LANDED that! N-Now INSTANT DEATH! INSTANT DEATH EVERYWHERE! ... and it puts me ALL THE WAY BACK HERE?! INSTANT DEATH, DO IT ALL OVER! Ever heard of CHECKPOINTS?!"
@superlombax1561
@superlombax1561 9 жыл бұрын
+LightningLion Man. That'd be crazy.
@bazla123
@bazla123 8 жыл бұрын
LightningLion yep. It's the dragon that complains about DR Shemp.
@draw0rtogether
@draw0rtogether 10 жыл бұрын
Oh god. And he's currently playing Jak 2
@007isdcraig
@007isdcraig 10 жыл бұрын
This guy is the WORST at EVERYTHING! Stop playing games if you can't even learn a simple control! X,X & O! Double jump and spin! Raging like a little kid I mean damn Phil, you're really pissing a lot of us off. It's still funny to watch you complain over and over.
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