This is how you DON'T play MGS1

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DSP finally addresses his weak rebuttal on the MGS fiasco:
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DSP finally addresses the MGS2 and 3 bullshit part 2:
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DSP is once again talking out of his ass again for the THIRD time about me while spreading more misinformation:
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[@zesork5627]

This gave me Foxdie

[@helio5943]

Lig... MAAAAAA! ... ... .. . Think again!

[@Ridders-yh4nf]

I got corona virus from watching this

"Fox..." *"...DIE!"* ... "Think again!"

[@James-mi5qt]

I need those-that philosopher’s legacy, I really do, I need that legacy, to pay my bills... Electric bill, Internet bill...

[@davidcone1433]

@@James-mi5qt Hospital bills...

[@GoldenJoe]

Oh, man. I lost it when Mei Ling tried to explain "Rashness brings success to few, and disaster to many", but DSP cuts her off with some "chingy chang wong wang STFU bitch" stuff, and then IMMEDIATELY gets himself killed rushing into a trap. It's just so unbelievably perfect. It's almost like poetry.

[@DJ_Curlyhead]

I know this is an old comment, but is there a time stamp to this clip?

[@rockmanzeromodernday941]

@@DJ_Curlyhead yeah. Timestamp: 59:25

[@coltonwilkie241]

Just reading this comment is peak comedy.

[@JosefRosam]

it rhymes

[@Sacrifice117]

'STOCK FOOTAGE? STOCK FOOTAGE OF A MISSILE?' no the creators of the game fired an actual missile with a payload on it just for their video game.

[@ObsoleteEdge]

I am that missile and I can confirm I was fired into the air for this game.

[@jackhazardous4008]

+Will Hilton (ZedReviews) what 3rd world country did you blow up?

[@ObsoleteEdge]

Jack Hazardous I actually landed on Outer Heaven.

[@KumiesCummies]

David was fired. *wink*

[@filipeflower]

So was Kojima.

[@vonschuhart]

Remember Kids, when you're feeling sad or self-loathing; just remind yourself that you're not Darksydephil

[@Stei_n]

I swear to god whenever I feel like I suck at FNV or MGS3 I watch a Tihydp to those games and then I'm like I can do it Im not retarded.

[@literallygaston2489]

vonschuhart Lol this legit helps me deal with my issues(tho meds help mostly)

[@mrpickle-pe2in]

Bless you kind soul

[@sewerpeople346]

I legit just did this with my channel.... im not too good but hey... im not Phil

[@ShaneChaffin]

You joke but I literally felt this when watching the MGS3 playthrough and it knocked me out of a depression.

[@Woods4guns]

Oh is this that guy who was touching himself and didn't realise the camera was on.

[@Woods4guns]

Judging by likes I will take that as a yes.

[@Woods4guns]

+Woods4guns I'm sorry but how did Phil manage to get caught wanking on stream is he a fucking idiot who thinks I'll stream turn my camera on and wait time to touch myself.

[@ovahlord1451]

He lasted 4 mins lol

[@Foxtrot19]

Did this actually happen? All I knew about DSP was that he's shit at video games and he's a bad person

[@EmpressTiffanyOfBrittany]

Just know, yes, he accidentally filmed himself masturbating to orgasm. I will not post the link because I'm a good fucking person.

[@vinceeager8553]

"How is it still attacking when I throw a chaff grenade?" Because it's a multi-million dollar, nuclear-equipped walking tank. Not a security camera

[@michaelbiland5575]

Your profile pic perfectly matches the tone of the comment. Kudos.

[@mooganify]

Why have them in the room if they dont work? Like the stinger missles with Raven. It seems like their placement is there to give you a hint but nope.

[@azh698]

Chaff grenades stop the tracking, meaning you have to throw chaffs and then run to the side. The rockets are going to hit the last spot you were at when the chaff went off.

[@chepmor]

mooganify Stinger is one of the best ways to beat raven but ok

[@Fyutureborn]

@@mooganify but stingers do work on raven though, you just have to be a good distance away from him, or to a side/behind

[@ponchodoesthings4836]

This is like watching your little brother play because your mom said he has to.

[@rsonic510]

Don't you diss my little bro like that.

[@Around_blax_dont_relax]

​@@rsonic510fr i was the lil bro and i would fuckin own my bros at halo 1 and 2 dont insult an entire genre of persons with dsp comparrisons

[@jackopumpkin9308]

I would rather bet all my money on someone’s little brother beating any of the mgs games quicker than that c)&k eyed pr$ck could

[@aggrocd1985]

​@@Around_blax_dont_relax genre of persons? Do you mean "age group"?

[@ClassicGuy2004]

Im a little bro. And i was way better at this games than my brother

[@BrettonFerguson]

DSP figured out how to beat every MGS game without using stealth even once. Also he played the first 75% of MGS2 without using even one ration. You try playing without using stealth or using any rations. He is a genius. He could use stealth if he wanted to. It would make it to easy for him.

[@BrettonFerguson]

He intentionally left the Diazepam behind because he wanted the boss fight to be a challenge.

[@Spanishdog17]

He made the first ever tool assisted slow run of MGS.

[@emperorlelouch6322]

@@Spanishdog17 oh i get it, cuz his chat's full of tools

[@nfamous5079]

This comment lol. It's facts though. He literally failed to use stealth the whole playthrough n no rations! He's so dumb. Can't make this shit up i swear. He's so pathetic. Like fact he got instant karma for not listening to instructions and instead insulted the lady trying to explain what to do 🤣🤣👏🏽👏🏽

[@Dullahan161]

He gave up on a LEGO game. He is not a genius

[@WritingOnGames]

If I have to hear "BADABA-BAOW-BAOW-BA-BADABA-BAOW-BAOW" one more time I'm going to fucking explode.

[@SCWIC]

Oh shit it's WoG

[@yashoboy6998]

holy fuck, right? so fucking annoying

[@aikonatsumi5611]

What is that from exactly? Or did he just make it up?

[@thehottestgamer]

It was the theme song of an old Wrestling group called the NWO (New World Order). I don't know if it was in the WWE or WWF however.

[@aikonatsumi5611]

I'm watching kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z2etdoVtl56BZpY and this is my first week of knowing DSP I am shocked lol, I'm fascinated by how much I hate him but I can't stop watching

[@Maser209]

Kind of ironic that at the end he got the code name "Hyena" and that's pretty much what his fake phony laugh sounds like.

[@yenisleidymirabal5874]

fucked up but funny and true

[@GuyOnAChair]

+Yenisleidy Mirabal He got "Elephant" in MGS2. Kind of ironic considering an elephant never forgets or some shit.

[@83j049733rfe4]

That's.... That's really offensive to Hyenas. And I really don't think they deserve to be compared to DSP. And I'm being serious about that.

[@maverick412_]

+GuyOnAChair ​​ but an elephant has about the same stealth skills

[@PAULSARA99]

+83j049733rfe4 you know what? F it

[@miaouew]

His playthru of MGS2 is arguably more infuriating. My "favorite" part is when he picks up the SOCOM suppressor (labeled Scm. Spr.) and he's all like "Succum supper...sucum suppr...what the hell is a succum supper?" And someone from chat says its the SOCOM suppressor and he goes "I don't even have a sokahm!" while literally scrolling past the gun in his inventory.

[@electricfishfan7159]

DSP Nanalan: scummum…. suckkum… sh- sph-spupper…

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

Phil: "take you? okay take your pants off" thank god he didn't race to her right away to see her mid changing also mantis:"your memory is completely clean" DSP in a nutshell

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

@@humbleservant1294 Well dsp just did a interview on sidescrollers where he never snorted even ONCE, so yeah this theory is now bs.

[@rockmanraiden6627]

​@@dragonandavatarfan8865he had the mute button handy. He was trying to get new subscribers

[@sharklovinggamer1163]

I love how he makes fun of Hideo Kojima for being a pervert Then proceeds to make perverted comments like that he’s such a hypocrite!

[@Shadowtopia69]

Phil called that Scientist who's inspiration for building robots come from anime, a loser. Yet he sounds like a sexually depraved old man who discovered the many "uses" of the internet, with his constant "Take your top off!" comments toward female video game characters, and etc. And he was probably the first person to even think about "tentacle genitals" during that particular scene. You are allowed the right to have a harmless opinion, but being a hypocrite does not make a person look better.

[@goldensoul1842]

You're right, he can't go around calling other people losers when he's spent the last decade unemployed and sat on his ass doing nothing but playing video games at 35.

[@goldensoul1842]

You're right, he can't go around calling other people losers when he's spent the last decade unemployed and sat on his ass doing nothing but playing video games at 35.

[@AngryGrape1337]

Not even IMAX projectors can do this much projecting.

[@Dcoolguy12]

Anita would have a fucking field day with DSP

[@solarstrike33]

Even AlphaOmegaSin would go off on this guy

[@credenzamostro]

"Ugh, what is this, character development? Bleugh, I don't want plot in mah vidyagames!!" "Ugh, what is this, text? Bleugh, I don't want reading in mah vidyagames!!!" "Ugh, what is this, strategy? Bleugh, I don't want having to think in mah vidyagames!!"

[@CODA96]

VideogameDemocracy Sounds like COD is the perfect game for Phil. I mean - no logic required, no cutscenes, no strategy, everything is being excactly told how to (Big FOLLOW ME sign over everyones head) just hold L1 and R1 and everythings fine.

[@warioland523]

***** But he even sucks at Kirby's Epic Yarn. A game that aside from maybe the side missions with characters like Beadrix and Mara which are completely optional the game itself is very easy to beat. And as for Call of Duty. He tried Advanced Warfare. Sucked at it. No surprise there. The only game that DSP would enjoy is a game that plays itself for him.

[@IAmTheChimbleySweep]

***** Don't be so rude, COD isn't that bad.

[@CODA96]

tou hou It is... It really is... Deserves the award for worst game series since 2008.

[@IAmTheChimbleySweep]

***** Assassins Creed would be worse, if you're only judging AAA games. COD is just a generic first person shooter, it's not horrible, but not amazing either.

[@superwardenguy]

I love how DSP run and guns through the whole game until he has to actually run and gun...

[@splintercell323]

This man has the humor (and intelligence) of my 8-year-old nephew. He even “hyucks” like a child. Like he just discovered the word “balls” yesterday.

[@LioSD77]

I like to imagine DSP in a real life war situation, surrounded by enemies, he'd be like "wtf am i suposed to do?"

[@JimBob-br1ns]

"Why aren't you guys letting me shoot you?! This is bullshit. Great, now I'm being shot at and there's nothing I can do about it. Radio doesn't tell me shit."

[@IrishladScark]

Jim Bob That made me laugh haha!

[@JimHawking-]

"Why aren't they letting me shoot back? It's not fair. What are these broken mechanics?"

[@LioSD77]

CallmeJoe tehehehe! ;p Sounds funny aswell xD. He'd probably be like "Great now im being pulled down by this quicksand, i had no information on this. What am i suposed to do?" then a crocodile hits him with its tail.

[@callmejoe8594]

Élio Sousa XD @ ''then a crocodile hits him with its tail.''

[@JetJenkins]

I like how he says there's people who only focus on him sucking at games. Like there was anything else to focus on.

[@Trollthem]

+Juan Cruz Nicolas Maciel zaum zim zaum i got a ration yes ! zaum ooooooh

[@umalinonii]

Right? They forget to focus on the whining, bitching, and racism. some ppl lol

[@tylerblankenship4463]

I mean DSP tries it lol

[@HopeyDiamond]

and the misogyny, don't forget the misogyny, probably why Panda left his ass (who shares medical info to a bunch of strangers?!)

[@Spanishdog17]

A challenge would be finding moments where Phil was good at a game.

[@mikewright7964]

Why do I even watch these. I get so angry at this guy.

[@micahdyer3282]

Yep, its a strange torture we put ourselves through

[@They_are_Arthur]

It makes us feel better about ourselves because we aren't as bad as this guy at these games. Or we're just better people in general.

[@SeekGrace]

No need to get angry, just laugh at his stupidity. The trick is to watch it like ''Look at this idiot he's gonna fuck up again'' and laugh when shit happens. Sometimes I pity the guy because he sucks at every game he plays. He's the living definition of failure when it comes to video games.

[@StephonZeno]

I don't understand how he has a map up in the upper right corner of his screen that tells him where the enemies are and things still manage to catch him by surprise.

[@mijinx3978]

Cause he didn't listen to Mei Ling's explanation on how the game works in the beginning.

[@bickerysebastian]

Not to mention, makes racist jokes about Mei being Chinese.

[@jackopumpkin9308]

Dude I still can’t believe he didn’t understand the swamp part in mgs3 like how tf does he not realize what he was standing on was quicksand… and then proceeds to die twice to it

[@DouchebagChocolat]

I'm just curious as to how much blood evilaj coughed up while editing this massive congregation of cancer. You're a trooper.

[@hitagisenjougahara3515]

D-demo-Senpai!!!

[@nocturn333]

plz cum back

[@Theevil6ify]

Senpai, please

[@wejw14]

I played Nier because of you and it fucking sucked delete your channel you don't use it anyway.

[@simonericci9903]

A VR trooper 😂

[@CrazyCircles1]

Drinking Game "Easy" mode: Drink a shot whenever he dies. Normal mode: Drink whenever he dies or gets caught. Hard mode: Drink whenever he says something stupid. Big Boss mode: Drink whenever he says something stupid, dies or gets caught.

[@nordiskeng4245]

I wanted to try big boss mode, but since i only really like wiskey and i dont want to die yet, i said fuck it.

[@Dragonborn760]

+CrazyCircles1 DSP mode: Drink whenever he says something stupid, dies, or gets caught, but spill the sip instead, and complain about "bugged drinking mechanics"

[@CrazyCircles1]

PsychadelicFeline ...and ragequit after 10 attempts and say "(insert company name)-world-order" over and over.

[@MultiCadias]

+CrazyCircles1 rofl you will have alcohol poisoning, half way through the video.

[@MickyVideo]

+PsychadelicFeline I played the drinking game in DSP mode. I actually killed myself before the alcohol started taking effect 30 times because I couldn't hold it anymore and afterwards people around me started dying despite I had earphones. Oh yes, that's for the first 4 minutes of the video.

[@RedDragon1444]

Mantis: Let me read your mind Me: You're not gonna find much

[@csongorcsizmadia6765]

I love how every time Phil gets spotted, he's just like "omg he came out of nowhere", and his radar in the top right corner shows the guard's exact position. The montage is awesome btw

[@solidSnake4580]

Especially the part where he runs directly into the guard even though he could clearly see the cone shape field of vision showing where he’s looking. Yet he complains “how did he see me.”

[@Nacalal]

"COLONEL I'M SHOOTING LIKE A HANDICAPPED CHILD!" "Take the diazapam snake!" "I DID!"

[@Phoebe5448]

*Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds plays*

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@Spartawolf]

Why don't people in his chat feed him false information? It'll be funny to see how gullible he is and it'll reduce his trust in any info sent to him...

[@griffinwhitehead6809]

the trick is that he only looks at some comments and even then he only looks at 2 or then and then leaves. i only saw him learn to revival pill out of the sorrow battle and the rest just goes over his head

[@johntrent018]

Indeed, if he begins to not trust his chat, perhaps he will begin to read the codec call and others text boxes...

[@ravencollins5638]

@@johntrent018 that requires braincells

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@maverickrob9199]

Because they like to have the pathetic backseat gamer badge of honour that gets them in Phil's good books. The majority of people want to see him struggle for entertainment, but sadly you can't stop that silent minority that ruin the entertainment for other people, because the only thing they have going in life is hand-holding an incompetent gamer who they look up to.

[@hideokojima7173]

This guy is very salty

[@patrickswayze7355]

Dsp is the Lord of Salt from House Salt

[@tadpolegaming4510]

Damn

[@MrESPNozaX]

Well said Kojima-San

[@ropa8112]

Text made by hideo kojima

[@thedragonofdojima4157]

A Hideo Kojima text

[@JaycodaJr]

We all know Mei Ling, a positive depiction of a Chinese woman who is intelligent, wise, and innovative… a great character in a videogame released in 1998; and then there’s Phil who is decades behind and can’t stand hearing an accent without mocking it with such disrespect for less than even a second. Also, I love how he clearly can’t tell the difference between Japanese accents and Chinese accents based on how he tries to mock her half the time.

[@interiordagoth]

Mei Ling doesn't deserve that shit she's a good character.

[@andrewbailey7045]

The thing is, I'm a very racist guy according to most people and even I don't like it. It isn't funny, for one, and on a serious level it conveys no point or meaningful criticism. I'm all for funny racial jokes or serious racial criticism, but this is neither. This is the equivalent of "you're a stoopidhead". It's just mean-spirited, for no reason, and pointless.

[@Miricoatl]

Phil logic: stealth=shoot everyone combat=run around like sheep.

[@CrankiestCrow]

DSP is a literal train wreck that I just can't look away from.

[@midnightMoonlight09]

it's a train wreck taking the same track.

[@SHADOMEGA7569]

That Crazy Guy dont forget the same train just out of a different station

[@spideytightey8383]

SHADOMEGA7569 ALL WE HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN DSP

[@poopnach]

Do your future self a favor... _Try?_

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@pedro75557]

"The word 'stealth' doesn't mean anything to you, does it?" -Captain Macmillan(Cod4)

[@aeroblu2002]

I mean, to be honest, I don't want any other psychic to have to suffer with witnessing what goes on in Phil's head. It must be horrifying.

[@ravencollins5638]

You assume there's anything happening

[@deceptiwave2936]

DSP is exactly the type of person that made Pyscho Mantis want to kill everyone.

[@hamankarn7857]

Seeing Psycho Mantis annihilate DSP even though he knew the controller trick was fucking gold.

[@sirmatt101]

Drinking Game: Every time DSP says "This Game Sucks" take a shot. If you live to the end, well, your liver is probably turned to hell.

[@TheSuperScorpionKing]

I survived. Nanomachines, son.

[@linushyper300]

+Ben Drowned My liver rejected me.

[@problemglass6857]

+TheSuperScorpionKing PLAYED COLLEGE BALL YOU KNOW

[@hussainadel6483]

+TheSuperScorpionKing LMAO I GET IT

[@salmonbelmont7758]

I lived, but there is enough iced tea in my system to supply a village

[@coolman229]

The fact that Phil had a silenced pistol and still opted to run up to enemies to grab them boggles my mind. It's a STEALTH game. He wouldn't have gotten caught so many times if he used the tools he has (including the cardboard box to hide) and paid attention to the freaking radar.

[@DireBowser]

I do it for fun@MinecraftJesusGaming0

[@RetrospectGreg]

...I'm actually amazed he got the Meryl lives ending.

[@Reoko77]

DSP must've been born on a highway cause thats where most accidents happen.

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@Drewbie176]

@@humbleservant1294 how many times did you leave this exact comment on this video lmao

[@humbleservant1294]

@@Drewbie176 5,000,370 times

[@Drewbie176]

@@humbleservant1294 damn, nice work man

[@humbleservant1294]

@@Drewbie176 I gets down

[@michaelbiland5575]

I really hope this guy doesn't touch Death Stranding.....

[@ZapWires]

"WTF is with the baby? kojimas a mad weirdo dude!"

[@michaelbiland5575]

K-33x42 -E 0_o

[@rezaka116]

Nah, he'll touch himself instead

[@joshgodwin3742]

Oh you know he will. Remember... He, "respects" Kojima's vision.

[@JackBlackJr123]

John Doe .

[@KOTEBANAROT]

The chat didn't hold his hands. It gently stroked them, looking deeply into his eyes...

[@remyrichardson8614]

Leaning in, their lips-wait what

[@lostintechnicolor]

The KWO thing is the perfect example of Phil making a rare decent joke, but then in typical Phil fashion, he says it a million times to where it loses all humor and becomes irritating. He doesn’t understand humor. He repeats jokes a thousand times and laughs at his own jokes every time. These are two huge comedy no-nos.

[@digdugg89]

I love how DSP got butthurt being called 'cancer', but has no issue making fun of the holocaust and making racist remarks.

[@alexanderglex4600]

Or just being a misogynist

[@vibri_]

Teacher: Phil, where's your homework ? DSP: The bugged mechanics ate it!

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

Bugged brain mechanics, nothing I could do.

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@HeroJournalism]

DSP: This game is so unrealistic! Later DSP: What, you can't "dodge" sniper fire?!?

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

Guard: "They say he's using stealth" DSP as Solid Snake: "Stealth?"

[@ClassicGuy2004]

DSP: Stealth? I barely know her.

[@DeFactoLeader]

Man, all the racism against waifu-tier Mei-Ling. So inappropriate. So heartbreaking.

[@MysteriousAntagonist]

Mei-Ling is shit-tier. Big Boss is God-Tier waifu

[@TheOneTrueD]

Waifu-tier

[@TheOneTrueD]

***** Dark Moon Gwyndolin and Executioner Smough are my waifus.

[@TheOneTrueD]

CommentSection Barbarian Uh. What the fuck are you on about, mate?

[@MysteriousAntagonist]

***** I think he's being ironically un-ironic.

[@saladsnake1821]

why is he laughing backwards like Mr Krabs

[@Majin_Nova]

Because the money is always right

[@soundsofsoundsof]

the worst part is either how he treats mei ling or how his mockingly singing to 'the best is yet to come'

[@xxLiquidxxSnakExx]

No, his treatment of the Sniper Wolf death scene is the absolute worst I've seen him do in any playthrough ever. Real talk.

[@Animericashow1]

"I can't hit him. This is boring and stupid." *continues to do the same thing over and over* Congrats on making it boring and stupid. A winner is you.

[@evilaj2010]

Oh look, more insults to Kojima by DSP. twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/502660085379006465

[@MichaelMitchell-nn2ig]

God, pathetic. ''What if I didn't happen have a mic put in?'' Why does he think any obstacle in a game or a playthrough means instant failure as a gamer? For God's sake, the moment you start playing any game, you adapt, you learn, you don't need to be a pro from the get go. Ugh..

[@RipOffProductionsLLC]

***** P.T. is more of an ARG for Silent Hills than a horror game, it was meant to need people all over the world to work together and analyze hidden clues in order to unlock the ending reveal teaser. and then some one got the ending by accident on the first day... and we're still reverse engineering the puzzles from the answer.

[@Wolfrevan]

I'm afraid if you hadn't done some kind of editing this video may have been a whole lot longer.

[@JustforKikX]

***** It's not reverence or anything like that. I just appreciate good storytelling and art design; both of which he and his team excel at.

[@JustforKikX]

***** Funnily enough, I'm an ESL teacher. At any rate, to each their own I suppose. I can definitely see how all of his narratives are over the top and a tad ridiculous at times.

[@Infradead]

I don't hate anybody else on the planet like I hate Phil.

[@boysminem142]

Infradead does Justin bieber come as a close second?

[@adamwallace7353]

+Dan Fakeboy Or Anita Sarkeesian?

[@ROARRY01]

+Adam Razor or Iggy Izalea.

[@fatmaisktekbas3503]

+Infradead If PewDiePie haters, JB haters (I myself am one) and any other hater community in the world combined... I believe the hate for DSP in the world will exceed the combined hate of all the above communities' total hate.

[@Zagareus]

Not even dictators?

[@poopnach]

>Does many long videos of game he clearly hates and blatantly says so _"Wow, I can't believe someone would make a 2.5 hour video of something they hate!"_

[@johns1625]

HE DIED 77 TIMES OUT OF 51 ALERTS AND USED 127 RATIONS ON NORMAL DIFFICULTY! 😂😂🤮🤮

[@jackopumpkin9308]

Dude when I saw the results on the mgs2 video I had to take a moment to digest just how bad he is. I can’t remember what difficulty he was on I think it was normal or easy but look. Even on hard and expert… HOW DO YOU HAVE TO USE 82 RATIONS LIKE WHAT. THEN HE SOMEHOW MAKES IT WORSE BY EATING 127 IN MGS1!? that’s not even the most embarrassing thing to me that price goes to him dying at the f&$king swamp part in mgs3 literally dying before a single shot is fired…… twice

[@andrewbailey7045]

​@jackopumpkin9308 I didn't even know you could get that fucking many. I remember using maybe twenty as a preteen.

[@johns1625]

@@jackopumpkin9308 Yeah I didn't even think there were that many rations in the whole game lmao.

[@jackopumpkin9308]

@@johns1625 dude fr need a whole a$$ restaurant to survive one part of the game

[@jackopumpkin9308]

@@andrewbailey7045 for it I think it was around 30 and that admittedly was because I wanted to just run and gun the whole game cause I really like shooting weapons (and I was bad at stealthiness lol) at least I knew I would die a lot and had fun shooting as many enemy’s I could. He is actually trying to beat it legit and sucks balls at it

[@Fiery891]

I didn't know Shape Memory Alloy was real. Your editing was more informative than DSP was in an entire playthrough.

[@Rocket1377]

Almost everything in the Metal Gear series is real, or at least based on technology that is plausible and/or in development.

[@dragonandavatarfan8865]

@@Rocket1377 You're telling me we have stealth camo suits irl??!!!

[@remyrichardson8614]

@@Rocket1377I honestly only recently learned the Nikita wasn’t real.

[@orlygarcia5726]

Wait what? The Nikita ain’t real?

[@remyrichardson8614]

@@orlygarcia5726 yea, it was made up for mgs1, i was surprised by that too

[@DatWittyName]

That intro was an insult to Bulk and Skull, I'm sure they could beat games easier than DSP.

[@KOTEBANAROT]

The Ocelot bossfight is EXACTLY what I expected. Beautiful

[@prowlingmonkey]

"If you're expecting high level gameplay, you're at the wrong fucking place" you are also at the wrong place if you expect someone who has been playing games everyday for years to be able to read or listen.

[@cr-nd8qh]

It's all a blur at that point

[@Lancun]

This is without a doubt one of the biggest pieces of human garbage I've ever had the disgrace of watching in my life. It's like something you can't stop watching because you think the last moment you saw was the most offensive, inane failure you've ever seen, only for the NEXT moment to top it. It's like a shrine to the worst that humankind can come up with.

[@kirbyza]

I almost feel bad for how shitty he is and how much shit he gets, but he completely deserves it and doesn't even try to fix anything about himself. He is the epitome of human arrogance and stupidity.

[@DaVeganZombie]

The fact this piece of garbage isn’t beat daily for his rudeness, and gets away with not being cancelled when so many others have been for much less… just… Jesus Christ.

[@bobbybaker1465]

@@DaVeganZombie I feel like most people who get cancelled get cancelled cuz they’re closeted assholes who portray a different persona to the public and they eventually get exposed. People like wings or dsp who intentionally (or unintentionally) come out of the gate flexing their degeneracy don’t tend to get cancelled as bad cuz it’s expected behavior from them. Idk tho

[@jackopumpkin9308]

This.. this dude… that pretty much sums up Phil and his videos

[@Flubberson]

"Kojima you perv!" "Ooooooh Meryl take off those clothes!!!" Lool oooooooooook. Kojimas the perv. Yes.

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@captainwakanda4894]

If it were not for him receiving help from the people in the live stream chat this game would be unbeatable for him.

[@moxxiiscarlett7141]

Most things would be without direct hand holding for DSP

[@iantapper6574]

1:33:38 I started a countdown from ten waiting for Phil to say "what do I do." I made it to 7.

[@Duskaria]

"Kojima is a fucking pervert" proceeds to creep on Meryl in every cutscene she's in

[@0mikr0n]

If there ever was a person deserving to be called a manchild, it's DSP. Holy shit. This must be what happens when you give an audience to someone who has a learning disability. I've never heard of him before now. But between his constant racism, sexism, and complete inability to learn new concepts... if this was all written on paper, I'd guess it was a 14 year old pubescent squeaker playing. But nope. Full grown man. Mentality of a child.

[@TrillHipHop]

DSP's failure as a human being has already provided hours and hours of entertainment for me

[@hissnakeissolid2827]

You know that clip in MGS 4 were Liquid is beating snakes skull with his fist repeatedly? Thats what everyone would like to do to Phil

[@DuranMK2]

"What a great emulator! They were really thinking with this fucking PlayStation 3 emulation, weren't they? Yeah, they were thinking 'how can we make a quick buck with no fucking effort', is what they were thinking." - DSP on Sony "What a great playthrough! He was really thinking with this fucking MGS1 playthrough, wasn't he? Yeah, he was thinking 'how can I make a quick buck with no fucking effort', is what he was thinking." - Me on DSP

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@creeperhunterD]

Doesn't even make sense, how tf would Sony make money by letting people not have to rebuy their old games? Is DSP really that stupid?

[@sephiroththeman]

The lazy, unfunny racism is the worst part. He's so unable to actually be funny that he just says random offensive crap.

[@coolman229]

Phil: *(Constantly screws with his controller settings)* MAN THESE EMULATORS SUCK Leave it to DSP to know the trick to Psychomantis and STILL butcher it so badly he scrambles his controller settings.

[@Empress_Theresa]

So, he's aware he sucks but makes no effort to improve in any way. Story of his life.

[@AnonJuggerbot]

God dammit, I was waiting for him to rage for days on Psycho Mantis but the fucking stream chat spilled the beans.

[@snakyYT]

Fuck his chat

[@thatoneguy3332]

It would've been fuckin amazing if chat never told him

[@KKoserYaks]

32:20 DarkSydePhil actually admitted that something was his own fault. Hell has officially frozen over.

[@skylartutt8841]

more like hell has frozen over and cats and dogs are raining

[@skylartutt8841]

also add a flying pig

[@Rob23765]

It's not the first time he admitted to being a fuck-up. He did it again in his MGR playthrough.

[@BirdKingJay]

skylar tutt FORTY YEARS OF DARKNESS, DOGS AND CATS LIVING TOGETHER, MASS HYSTERIA!!!

[@warmadkiller]

Nah. DSP.exe just stopped working for a few seconds. Later on, he went back to blaming everything else.

[@evilaj2010]

Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/evilaj2010 Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/evilaj2010

[@alienguy8842]

No

[@bobdeclor528]

He was stuck on sniper wolf for so long that the crosshairs burned into his tv screen

[@NoiseMarines]

Pretty fucking sure Phil never, ever looks at his fucking radar. If he did, he could easily avoid getting spotted so much.

[@thekoseng]

the torture sequence was a real torture to watch

[@dennisdelathouwer4902]

This entire video is torture

[@burritoman2k]

I like how its the one major segment of the video with no comments, because the scene speaks for itself

[@Beyondlimits_400]

Ah 7 years later and this is a breath of fresh air to utterly fucking despise someone more than current society

[@lekko2372]

Every time I feel like I'm horrible at MGS I watch this and I immediately feel like a good player.

[@dykuvids6821]

That's pretty much how I feel in my opinion metal gear solid one of my least favorite due to the game controls. That's why I like metal gear solid 2 and 3 and the later ones. Probably because they less difficult. But Jesus Christ this man getting mad and angry all the time and the only time when I was super mad is with the boss fight with liquid near the end of the game I never rage in a long time I think I even cracked one of my drink conder or whatever it called. But at least I'm a better player than DPS and despite me being autistic at least I pay attention

[@RambleOnward]

If you mute him, this is like my first play though... When I was five.

[@realmwarssII]

Phil's Stream Chat is obviously run by the Patriots.

[@BirdKingJay]

No shit, everything's run by the Patriots.

[@poopnach]

_The Derp-di-dee-duh-doo!?_

[@WEndro333]

I'm genuinely convinced DSP has Short Span Memory Loss. The socom scene is clear evidence.

[@timyac]

This actually makes me curious to know if the cutscene with Meryl changes if you never pick up the SOCOM

[@xxLiquidxxSnakExx]

It does (slightly): he grabs the muzzle of her gun, aims it at his head and dares her to pull the trigger (the dialogue remains unchanged - "Can you shoot me, rookie?" etc.).

[@vorpalweapon4814]

@@xxLiquidxxSnakExx Thats cool, I should try that if I ever get back to playing mgs1 again.

[@hypertensionfilms5439]

I'm a fanatical Metal Gear fan since 1998 and I had no idea about this. Wow, just when you think you know it all.

[@allegedkurd]

Wow, the one time DSP gets to run and gun, he COMPLAINS?

[@NathanWubs]

Of course because he is bad at running and gunning too.

[@allegedkurd]

You know, he really makes one hopeful that they could start a gaming channel and make as much money as he does, considering anyone here (barring myself) is probably better at games than him

[@NathanWubs]

Matt Sampson He was one that started pretty early on youtube, with his potato forever cam antics. So people grew up with him, and are still subbed to him. it would not suprise me for example if over half of the people subbed to him are dead accounts. And people like stupid I guess. After all pewdiepie his persona is not much better. If video quality and good gameplay actually mattered. Then even me would have several thousands subs at least. Its all about, do you have certain personality people can relate too (or can you pretend it), and are you uploading the newest games.

[@allegedkurd]

At least least Pewdiepie is somewhat of a decent person. I'd much rather spend time with him than with DSP. And I've got to admire the guy's ability to crank out cash.

[@Samagachi]

If i started a gaming channel, it'd probably be like dsp's without commentary. Actually, that sounds like an improvement.

[@DyaMetR]

Can I confess something? ... I fucking died on the first level. I was trying to get used to the controls XD I never had played a game with this kind of camera.

[@zer0zi]

Dying and learning your way is just fine. That's how games are meant to be played! What's wrong with DSP is he DOES NOT learn his mistakes. All he does is blame the video game.

[@Ecliptor.]

But that's why he's funny, because he is a complete subhuman who shouldn't be alowed to vote. We don't laugh with him, we laugh at him. You gotta admit though, he sometimes says unexpected shit that is pretty funny. I lost my shit with the "I BECAME A SCIENTIST BECAUSE I WANTED TO GENETICALLY ENGINEER THE TENTACLE DICKS FROM HENTAI" or "I'm a member of Slipknot!!"

[@Halo23874]

+Zeroarcanus yeah same I died a lot of times, I didn't look for help and I defeated the game in around 2-3 hours, I knew what I was doing after that.

[@WowFan991]

but come on man this guy played mgs games before

[@Halo23874]

+WowFan991 he has played, but he sucks.

[@istrumguitars]

This classic piece of KZbin history deserves a death counter: 8:05 - death #1 12:06 - death #2 12:51 - death #3 13:18 - near death 14:14 - death #4 14:30 - death #5 16:15 - death #6 29:43 - death #7 30:11 - death #8 32:15 - death #9 32:50 - “death” #10 (time paradox) 33:03 - “death” #11 (time paradox) 33:35 - death #12 37:38 - death #13 39:59 - death #14 42:20 - near death 49:35 - death #15 50:00 - death #16 53:00 - death #17 54:19 - death #18 56:04 - near death 56:35 - death #19 58:00 - death #20 1:00:00 - near death (hurry up and die already) 1:01:05 - death #21 (finally) 1:02:40 - death #22 1:03:32 - death #23 1:04:28 - near death 1:05:38 - death #24 1:06:09 - death #25 1:06:34 - death #26 1:07:07 - death #27 1:07:56 - death #28 1:08:25 - death #29 1:08:58 - near death 1:09:26 - death #30 1:09:45 - death #31 1:10:56 - death #32 1:12:15 - death #33 1:12:26 - death #34 1:13:30 - death #35 1:14:55 - death #36 (lol) 1:15:56 - death #37 1:16:13 - near death (lol) 1:16:55 - death #38 1:19:05 - death #39 1:21:10 - death #40 1:26:58 - death #41 1:28:55 - death #42 1:32:07 - near death (lol) 1:35:13 - death #43 1:35:35 - death #44 1:36:18 - death #45 1:37:45 - death #46 1:39:13 - death #47 1:41:49 - death #48 (lol) 1:42:44 - death #49 (lol lol) 1:43:39 - near death 1:44:25 - death #50 1:49:30 - death #51 1:55:52 - death #52 2:00:22 - death #53 2:03:49 - death #54 2:06:46 - death #55 2:09:31 - near death 2:18:38 - death #56 2:27:31 - death #57 2:28:05 - death #58 2:28:11 - death #59 2:28:42 - death #60 2:29:11 - death #61 2:34:13 - death #62 2:34:34 - death #63 2:34:44 - death #64 2:36:18 - death #65 (can’t remember now if he just restarted or if a few deaths are missing-77 continues)

[@snakyYT]

Alright check his playlist for game and count them all and report back. Over.

[@RaderizDorret]

@@snakyYT Dude, that's just wrong. What did the OP ever do to deserve that slice of hell?

[@snakyYT]

@@RaderizDorret nothing but good soldiers follow orders

[@XxWolfcastlexX]

Honestly insane how much DSP just shits all over this game for being cinematic and having these (for the time) innovative and next level cutscenes. When I played MGS1 I hadn’t played an OG PlayStation game at all that had that level of cinematography; I had only played the RE Trilogy, Crash, Spyro and all the other classics. Lot of cutscenes were either pre-rendered entirely, or just a fixed camera angle with the characters moving a tiny bit. I was honestly blown away by the fact that MGS1 looked as good as it did without pre-rendered backgrounds alone, seeing the camera move and mimic all these filmic effects shocked me more. And here’s the twist; I didn’t play this game when it was new. I only just recently started playing PS1 games as a matter of fact, I emulated it just like DSP. I only had a PS2 as a kid and none of the others, I was in a Nintendo family. So the fact that I was totally stunned by this game even though I’ve seen much better technology from decades later was insane to me. And even more crazy is DSP having played way more games than I ever will in my lifetime, then for some reason being absolutely unable to appreciate this game’s phenomenal story and raw technological talent. Honestly had me peeved way more than it ever should’ve.

[@dramaticfood3046]

Dude you are a hero! I don't know how many times you had to watch this fucking stupid guy footage to create the almost 3 hours video right here. You are going to develop a weird mortal disease if you continue, take care :-P

[@evilaj2010]

There's already a disease unfortunately, it's called DSPositive.

[@LIVEFREEDIEHARD89]

***** I love your editing this guy is just unbelievable lol thanks for making this!

[@Jamokai]

+DramaticFood as long as its not an immortal disease;)

[@Spaztron64]

+Buttman That only works in Snake's revenge :)

[@bensmith7656]

I like dsp

[@VSPhotfries]

Okay, so, being new to this guy I thought it might be exaggerated. I confuse buttons, I get mad, I make off-color jokes. But this, this is a special kind of stupid.

[@mijinx3978]

Back in 2017, I've only known of the MGS series from a friend who has played all of them and just got 5. After telling me I should give it a try and after watching about 30 mins into MGS3, I decided to play MGS1. I downloaded an emulator on my computer and an iso of MGS (I personally would have gone with an actual ps1 but circumstances wouldn't allow me to) binded the controls to my keyboard, bios setup, and all that and ran the game. I selected easy difficulty and so the game begins, I got through the elevator intro, the cell shootout, and got to the Ocelot boss fight. I died about 3 times before actually defeating Ocelot. I felt a bit bad about that cause I was on EASY difficulty and died multiple times. Nevertheless, I still continued on. After doing some more sneaking and getting more gear, and failing to get past the lasers in the doorway and thus dying again. Afterward, I got past that and so began the battle with Vulcan Raven. I went into the battle not know what to do and not consulting the codec (I know that's my own fault). I died around 10 times trying to take down Raven with the FAMAS only getting perhaps one shot. After dying that many times I quit the game for the day. Not quitting in the sense of a rage quit but I was sad and ashamed that I was performing so poorly on the easiest difficulty. Later that day I looked up playthroughs of MGS and found out you take out Raven with grenades and also that you can consult via codec for advice. It was at this point I felt REALLY ashamed of myself, admittedly even tearing up a little, and didn't play the game for a good week. Keep in mind I've had limited experience in video games, if memory is correct I've only finished one game at that point. But after recouping from that I went back into the game and defeated Raven. I slowly progressed through the game. Consulting with Campbell and the others when I was stuck, boss battles became easier to finish, and I became more confident in myself. Although I still died at times I felt a bit better since I knew what to do and could adjust my method. In the end, I had completed the game although my stats could've been better. I still felt a little ashamed at my performance but not as bad. Scrolling through youtube, I found this little gem. And in just a few minutes of watching the video, my negativity about myself was washed away completely. This guy is just the worst. I don't even know what to say, the comments already say most of my thoughts. But what got me the most riled up was him making jokes (some racist some in just poor taste) and just making noise during cutscenes and codec conversations. I'm fine with people talking in cutscenes. This guy has no sense of etiquette or respect for either the game or the audience. The one moment that pissed me off the most was during Sniper Wolf's death. By the time the cutscene ended, I was in tears. I had felt so sorry for Wolf, her being raised on the battlefield, seeing her family and friends dying everyday around her, and I felt sad about killing her in the end. Then this fool comes in and makes sex, rape, and necrophilia jokes that aren't even the slightest bit funny or entertaining. This "man", more like a child, is over twice my age and yet his attitude is this bad which is just astounding. I know I don't have the best attitude either but at least I don't whine, complain, make unnecessary and unfunny jokes or even disrespect the developers when I do fail. But at the end of the day, I can still feel better since I'm not this guy and am not raging at every minute and every problem I have among other issues this "man" has. And I look forward to playing the rest of the games in the series, mainly 2 & 3, whenever that is. I can't use my laptop since it is just too low powered, nor can I use a console. I want to play the other games so badly. So I either may have to get a better laptop or I'm thinking of buying a PS Vita and getting the HD collection due to it being relatively cheaper. Anyway, thank you for reading this as long as it is. Update Jan. 2021: Finally played 2,3, PW, and just recently finished 5 over the course of this last couple of months. Loved playing them all and now all I have left is MGS4 (unless you count PO). My experience from playing them is largely the same as I've said above. I've laughed, I've cried, got frustrated from failing. All and all I've enjoyed my time. Which is more than what I would say of Phil here. I didn't spend so much time watching the other TIHYDP so I can preserve whatever of my sanity was left (this last year has been rough). I'm sure I'm gonna do a replay soon. :)

[@vline5065]

dude, I'm dying to play MGS1 on PC. Can you tell me how, or direct me to a good resource? I'm not bad with computers, but have no emulator experience.

[@akashghosh2595]

@@vline5065 Download from Nicroblog

[@mijinx3978]

Download epsxe, you'll also have to get a bios file to play it which can be downloaded, romsmode did it for me. Then get the rom file which I got from coolrom.

[@tronalddrump1193]

I know this post is old, but if you can pick up a used PS3 for cheap, you can get every game in the series on that one system, and used copies of 4 & 5 aren’t too pricy

[@Superblamblamman]

Did you end up getting a vita? I actually had my first exposure to the series through the HD collection on Vita, so I can say that it's a great place to start, but I think it'd be better to get a PS3 like others here said and play it that way, since you can play the entire series with it.

[@signas501]

"I am probably not very good at this game" An understatement that makes Vinny from Vinesauces confusion during his streams look graceful.

[@spoodurmin9742]

The digital version of MGS1 for PS3 comes with a digital CD case. Jesus Christ Phil.

[@MikeDiFool]

Here's my DSP impression 'Duhhhhhh, doing stuff iz haaaaarddd.'

[@cheecho2001]

You forgot: "Fuck this, dis is stoopit! YEEEES."

[@cheecho2001]

KUH KUH KUH KUH KOJIMA KOJIMA KOJIMA!~ lol, my friends and I brought up DSP last night actually so I started beatboxing like him

[@Saltastic-l7i]

It’s 2022 and this has aged well. Good job EvilAJ!

[@micahdyer3282]

55:06 favorite part of this run. Phil is hilariously simple-minded.

[@icywhatyoudidthere]

I really hope he'll develop FOBs in MGS5 so we can steal all his shit.

[@tsunimokitr]

Gee, you're diabolical. ROFL.

[@Futurefighter4900]

I wish you could use those nukes to kill the fuck out of him.

[@Rickxekken]

I don't think he can figure out how to connect to the internet. After all. The game doesn't explain how to do it.

[@napalmblaziken]

"Rashness brings success to few, misfortune to many". Pretty much sums up Phil in general. He just rushes into things, and pays the price. Worst part is, he never learns. I played this as a kid, and I didn't look shit up. The game isn't hard or badly made. All you need to succeed is common sense. Something Phil has shown repeatedly he lacks. Why does this guy have subs?

[@FarikoWishless]

I subbed on my old account when I was a kid lol on this account I never re subbed because I've outgrown him lol can't stand him saying games sucks but he sucks he just never listens to any instructions never pays attention and when he ducks up blames the game when its his slow reaction time and ignorance to blame. And I hate how he talks and gets angry during cutscenes then he says what am I suppose to do he would no if he fucking listened and it sucks that he disrespected actually great well put together stories because he has a horrible attention span and can't understand beautiful or complex stories with his immaturity worst part is he is serious not playing a character like AVGN or Boogie nope he's serious and can't figure anything out because he's foolish

[@boryontotheleader2328]

His audience that ACTUALLY supports him are mentally handicapped. It's crazy and only logical thanks to him playing with a few individuals. A few even outright said that they have a disability

[@humbleservant1294]

He is on disability and gets tons of narcotics which is why he makes the snorting noise all the time… dudes a drug addict

[@jackopumpkin9308]

Very Late comment but there probably not even really subs probably just people who want to watch the next disaster he posts lol

[@SunnySydeRamsay]

The OG TIHYPDs are a decade old... wild

[@superwardenguy]

*gets guided by stream chat* *still dies from lack of common sense*

[@sm901ftw]

Wait, so he cheats to find the open-secret of the Mantis fight...and still fails?

[@JoesGuy]

Holy fuck, Phil. He'll bore you to death prior to booting the game, then kick things up with most inane commentary at every conceivable point of dead space.

[@BirdKingJay]

I can't even watch this because his commentary and skill put you to sleep, but his obnoxiously loud, screeching voice just makes that impossible.

[@JoesGuy]

***** It really is the worst of all worlds.

[@justderp5713]

26:20 Ultra rare footage of a wild "Phil" reading a item tooltip (rarer than a *jehuty* in mgsv)

[@djnumonic]

watching this has made me realize, the only one who screams snakes name during game over, in the final moments when the colonel and naomi are apprehended, is mei ling.