This Is How You DON'T Play Mario Tennis Aces (0utsyder Edition)

[@darkworld8]

"have you ever seen the ball curve like that in tennis?" emmm no but I've never seen a giant cartoon ghost play tennis either! lol

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

"How dare this Mario game not be 100% realistic"-DSP probably

[@prinzkomi5490]

only Phil can play a Mario Sports game and think it's gonna be realistic

[@jonwootton2181]

Mario Tennis is the kind of sports game that doesn't have to be realistic The only games that are supposed to be realistic are most games If someone can say something like "Huh? How did he survive getting hit by my super move? He should be dead This BS game is so unrealistic" I'd question their logic That and they'd sound like an idiot

[@LorelleG1]

I was just thinking the same thing his logic is trash

[@jonwootton2181]

Yep We get lovely gems like I wasn't doing anything! How'd I get hit?! Well, Philibaster Maybe that's the reason you got hit

[@clanle]

Phil literally has the IQ of an actual tennis ball.

[@Fabrysiheder]

Electo Cortez please dont insult tennis balls by comparing them to this moron

[@killaclay8116]

Why is this so funny 😂😂😂

[@clanle]

@Bonnie Love Last I checked, no one plays tennis with potatoes.

[@clanle]

@Fabysiheder You're right. Tennis balls at least serve a purpose.

[@clanle]

@BecauseIGotHigh imgur.com/a/drLhSyX Go ahead, if you're into that.

[@AlVash2]

He clearly hated playing this game. Money well spent whoever donated it

[@morrighanwermarn-arnburg7333]

I want to watch DSP play Gothic 3. If his $3000 computer can handle a game from 2006.

[@brianlamontagne8850]

It won't. The only games the $3000 Lemon can handle is Depression Quest, and Revolution 60.

[@michaelkitchin9665]

I sorta hope someone gifts him Assetto Corsa so we can watch his PC catch fire. And then watch as he livestreams the housefire asking chat for advice how to put it out.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

Michael Kitchin "I have to aim the extinguisher *at the fire*?! How the fuck was I supposed to know that, dood?!"

[@uraveragedude9957]

ThingsOnDemand “wooooooow the fire extinguisher never explained I had to AIM it!? Who designed this piece of shit??”

[@SpaceDragonX783]

Luigi was godlike and inspirational.

[@CanImakeamilliondollars]

Spinny Spinnington Nothing will ever top the orc from shadow of Mordor.

[@demonwolf570]

richard killface "You are the worst warrior I've ever seen!"

[@SpaceDragonX783]

BecauseIGotHigh Smelter Demon will always be my favorite detractor but Luigi is definitely high up there now.

[@Thedragonlover95]

Indeed

[@Charles-e4x]

Fucking revenge against Mario for grinding on his foot that one time.

[@pyromegadeth]

Phil hits his leg more than he hits the ball.

[@PantsuTacoking]

20:47 DSP: "It's gonna get even worse, huh?" Toad: "𝐘𝐄𝐀𝐀𝐀"

[@jonwootton2181]

Whaaaaaaaaat?! Dude! C'mon! What do you mean I can't order a regular cheese pizza with pepperoni?! This game suuuuuuucks

[@Megadeth7811]

Yeeeah!

[@Ashkihyena]

“A viewer donated…” And money wasted. Phil getting bodied by a Mirror, Boo, Luigi and a Blooper makes my day.

[@JoshL117]

Phil serving: Pulls in opposite direction, ball crosses center line, gets a fault, "Game is broken" Phil receiving: Walks across center line into opposite side, ball goes where he WAS, "Game is broken" Phil playing: Aims over ALL lines, gets Out, "Game is broken"

[@TheCluelessDrinker]

"It's completely broken!" No, it's tennis and basic physics...

[@Pelifrost]

> Complains about how unrealistic Boo's curved slices are. > Is literally playing tennis inside of a haunted mansion against a ghost while on a quest to save his possessed brother from magical, ancient sports equipment. Also, this game is a lot of fun. 🙂

[@Skunkgasm]

It does look like a bit of fun. The only mario tennis I ever played myself like phil was free. I got it with the console but this one looks way more polished with all sorts of new bells and whistles.

[@Pelifrost]

@@Skunkgasm It's still worth playing in my opinion, especially if you can find it for a decent price.

[@antwesten8283]

Mario tennis is the shyt Phil is just bunz 😂😂😂

[@GabagoolGang]

Blooper is a detractor

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Good job Bloop.

[@EvanCWaters]

Blooper is adorable and an inspiration to us all.

[@James-mi5qt]

Bugged Ink Mechanics

[@silvertail7131]

Little did he know... He had met his nemesis, a creature that has learnt to live with salt, breathe in salt until the ravages of salt become not only useless, but refreshing.

[@GrayFoxRJ]

There was a moment in a online match he aimed for the net, and even complained he didn't aimed and that was nothing he could do. Please outsyder Sama, bring us the PvP matches from Phil playthrough of Mario Tennis aces

[@Beastking800]

Gray_FoxRJ ikr "I wasn't aiming at the net, the camera moved it down" there's also a part where the opponent was serving and he was reading the stream chat and he missed it and said HUUUUH I thought it was da replay

[@airiakizuki5592]

Theres a part Phil aims his cursor DIRECTLY out-of-bounds and then wonders why 'out' appears on screen. Not by a hairsbreadth either, we're talking about four feet.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

watching phil get bent over and utterly ravaged by a game made for children has brightened my day. that said game is made by a company he regularly shits on is just icing on the cake.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

hahahahaha fucking hell i'm only half an hour in and this is the most bitchborn i've seen him in years. he struggles so much with games that have a rigid set of rules and expect you to gradually improve your skill level. there's no dick lightning or any other real way to cheese his way through games like these and so instead of trying new approaches he just has to slam his head against a brick wall until it slowly crumbles to dust.

[@ThingsOnDemand]

47:45 "...when i play games i double-tap instinctively to make sure my input comes out..." and there you have it, ladies and gentlemen. confirmation from the goon's mouth of what we all have known for years. phil mashes buttons. suddenly so much is explained. his ineptitude with fighting games. his troubles with soulsborne. his habitual skipping of tutorials and cutscenes. all because phil doesn't have the motor control to just press a button *once*. what does phil do when he needs to double click a mouse? does he click four times? no wonder we've never seen this man play an rts.

[@justsomegamer6719]

@@ThingsOnDemand he did actually play one, starcraft 2. Theres a TIHYDP of it

[@cortezbaldur413]

@@justsomegamer6719 the one and only RTS he ever played.

[@justsomegamer6719]

@@cortezbaldur413 prolly why he never went back to RTS lmao

[@Skidoosh121]

"WHAT?! HOW DID IT-!?!" *skips replay that would show exactly why the thing happened.*

[@HankGreenburg]

Oh no the replay would show the reality of what happened, that isn't what he wants.

[@SerenityScore]

Half-Life 2 and Mario Tennis TIHYDPs in such short timeframe? You are a god among men, dood.

[@MrBallaBoy21]

Nothing more fun than seeing someone getting owned by a kid's game.

[@tomthestone1470]

BasketBalla21 it can actually get pretty difficult thank you

[@UndeadItachi2]

Not the campaign unless your 6 and you're welcome.

[@tomthestone1470]

Formerly Known “and your welcome”?

[@Quintonomis]

Adine the Wyvern That’s the appropriate response when someone says, “thank you”.

[@tomthestone1470]

Quintonomis oh

[@shroudedenigma8607]

*Phil is stood on one side of the court charging a swing* *Opponent smacks back the ball on the opposite side of the court from Phil* "WWWWWWWUUUUUTTTT? NOTHIN' I COULD DO, DOOD. MARIO'S TOO SLOW"

[@spiderfloof947]

Kat: Are ya winning Phil? DSP after fighting Luigi for over an hour: No dood, the computer cheated, nothing I could do, stupid Nintendo! Ackackackack.

[@LadyElizabethLeitch]

"Here is where most people will say fuck this and stop playing." No Phil, just you.

[@chaffXgrenade]

1:41:01 "OOOUUUUT!? OOOUUUUT!?" Fucking hell, that killed me 😁

[@calebharris4764]

chaffXgrenade i just watched your tihydp jak3 that was too fucking funny bro that was an awesome vid bro

[@nothingforgrantedPS23]

Dude went full Serena Williams lol.

[@CineGoodog]

I love how he slaps his leg everytime he gets mad And he slaps his leg A LOT

[@CarcalV]

masochist pig-fetish confirmed

[@jonwootton2181]

I'd like to see him play Wario Ware games He'd never make it past the first minigame

[@markxv2267]

In bed he slaps Kat's ass

[@darthrevan8229]

I thought I was the only one who noticed this xD It's hilarious. He does it sooo often in his dark souls playthroughs

[@MachineKing1313]

Imagine being almost 40 years old and yelling at a blooper and Luigi in a Mario tennis game....Phil is the physical manifestation of laziness and stupidly.

[@sswpp8908]

"Too early! Too early! Too early!" - Probably the reason why Leanna was so unsatisfied that she left Phil for Tyrone.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

"Nothing I could do, dood! *snort* Bugged ex girlfriend mechanics! I wouldn't have lost her if it wasn't for the lag! Tyrone is a worthless cheating scrub because he stole her from me and I couldn't get my moves!" -DSP

[@jazzygeofferz]

She kept using shitty online tactics and his erection was delayed. It kept dropping his inputs but there was nothing he could do.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

Geoffrey Walsh "God... Broken erection mechanics! Huh? 100% cheating!"

[@jazzygeofferz]

If it was offline she wouldn't have had a chance.

[@viemarirunoa]

@@jazzygeofferz NOW LOOK HERE! LOOK, LISTEN!

[@psychogungnir]

I was wrong, you were the first one to put out a vid on this. Love the khantent dood, keep it up!

[@slabathonfury3879]

LOL. Phil's latest tennis reference is Andre "Ahhhhgassi," who was in his prime TWENTY YEARS AGO.

[@sswpp8908]

I love that his subs drop by 23 over the course of playing this game.

[@erichoover4640]

Phil: “too early! Too early, too early, too early!” 5 minutes later: “oh you have to do it super late!” Chat: “...”

[@chaffXgrenade]

Wow. I've heard some things about this playthrough, but MAN--I'm only 30 minutes in and I've already got a headache. 😁

[@uraveragedude9957]

chaffXgrenade definitely DSP’s best playthrough since NFS payback, and by best I mean most salty/delusional

[@DaVeganZombie]

Dude. Same. This is fucking painful. He was up against Madame Mirror. It’s so god damn stupid. I don’t understand how anyone can be bad at ANY Nintendo game for how universally engaging and open they are for any age range My sixty year old mom picked this up because she thought the boos were cute and played better than he ever could.

[@Abomdosnow]

47:42 No wonder he always mashes. He lacks confidence in his button presses.

[@lordsashev35]

yeah, who douple presses his buttons ? no wonder he does shit "he does not want" :D

[@dodojesus4529]

@@lordsashev35 especially in fighting games where that can result in different combos

[@Capnsensible80]

Holy shit this is a revelation lmao...and the fact that he KNOWS he does that but is too stupid to figure out that's probably the cause of 90% of his failures. jfc

[@Fromancer703]

raging at a mario game, sounds good *leg slap*

[@TeamGeist06]

He must have said "nothing I could do" about 50 times in this playthrough. No joke

[@horrorlover927]

Omg all his excuses sound hysterical if he was talking about his sex life There’s not enough time Nothing i could do Too early I don’t have enough energy Stupid puzzle I don’t know what to do

[@Capnsensible80]

"I wanted a HIGH LAWB, instead it does a stupid TRICK SHAWT that I never fuckin did on purpose!"

[@YTstylehandle]

Watching this for the first time, can’t hear them any other way now. I wanna restart, it won’t let me I don’t have that ability That wasn’t my fault It did something for no reason Can’t get it through They don’t tell you what to do I did that by accident He hits it perfectly How is this my fault

[@Lime30373]

I wonder if Phil's parents would always tell him it wasn't his fault when he messed up as a kid.

[@Juan_rivera]

What do you think lol

[@goldmoutdog19]

Can't believe he went the whole play through not realizing why he wasn't fast enough to catch the returns, because he stayed in which ever corner he returned the ball from and then waited for them to return before trying to get over instead of running back to center like the game told him to do

[@worldpower78432]

Great TIHYDP. Love the rapid fire little edits you throw in.

[@honeydarlinggaming9156]

I love when he finally beat blooper VIA TKO. The scoreboard tells a DIFFRENT STORY compleletly. Phils techinique consists of just spamming supers. CLASSY

[@HankGreenburg]

Phil raging while I'm over here like "damn that looks pretty fun to play"

[@DR.SLAMMER]

I ended up buying Mario tennis after watching this video because I said to myself "there's no way this game is that hard"

[@dante2307]

Probably one of the best n funnest sports game

[@mrkeefor]

I remember playing tennis as a kid with some kids on my street and I hit the ball hard as heck and won the point. The other kid said "how am I supposed to hit that" Phil reminds me of that kid.

[@pizzagateisreal]

Yes i was just looking for a tihydp to fall a sleep to this will be perfect. Thanks for your hard work.

[@SanDandi97]

Its never too Early for a TIHYDP God bless you Mr . Outsyder

[@adolfash8907]

Phil getting owned by Boo brings joy to my heart. Boo was my fave characters in Mario Power Tennis. Trickyshots ftw

[@adolfash8907]

Hahaha! Holy shit! Blooper might be my new fave character!

[@donovanmahan2901]

If he had learned how to trickshot, it would have made later stages much easier

[@PutridPenguinPoots]

His definition of "nothing i could do" and mine are lightyears apart Also him running to the wrong side on a serve then him complaining about not being able to hit it when the computer serves it where it's supposed to had me mighty close to yelling at the screen

[@DracoHandsome]

Phil is the only person who takes 30, 40, 50 parts to beat a Mario game

[@666Lachrimae666]

I swear to god I think you have THE best TIHYDPs. your editing is top tier. and there's always the best tropes within everyone, every one not only do I get the best clips added in from his hate lives and stupid live streams but I also get the "no shits" and the "WHY AM I TOXIC"s, all the best memeage along with the best rage. 0utsyder is definitely the best place to go for TIHYDPs, keep it up man :)

[@dmj9798]

"HE DIDN'T TRACK THE BALL!" ::ball is 10 feet away/on the other side of the court:: "THE SERVE CURVED, NOTHING I CAN DO" ::is running to other side of court on the serve::

[@ThundagaT2]

Phil: I double tap to make sure my input comes out. DSP mashes confirmed

[@RampagingJupiter]

When Phil repliess "Nuttin' I can do?" who is he talking to? the web camera? the television? the ghost living in his closet? Who the hell repeatedly says a phrase dismissing blame like a tourette's ridden adult?

[@abyssalwolf]

Terence Talking to his S O U L M A I D kat

[@boatcaptain6288]

Terence His viewers. He's trying to maintain the illusion that he's good at games and any time he fucks up it's not his fault, he's still good, it's just that the game won't let him be good.

[@boatcaptain6288]

Actually I've seen a lot of people talk out loud to themselves like that if anyone's around, like "Hey, if you're watching me fail here, I just want you to know it's not my fault. I'm not usually this bad."

[@darkchiron]

Remember when watching the beginning of this: Phil's biggest excuse for losing online matches was that this game didn't teach him the core mechanics of the game.

[@donovanmahan2901]

It's not like he could have figured how to star shot by the purple trail behind star shots

[@blueviper64]

Bugged Tennis Mechanics

[@jonwootton2181]

This Is How You Don't Play Mario Tennis Ace: Nothing I Could Do Edition

[@DeimionWolf]

> can't return serves >standing on fault line when serve is made > nothing I could do

[@jonwootton2181]

Dude! The dodge is so delayed *dodge comes out just fine after button is released

[@Pikkabuu]

It is so facepalming to watch DSPig play this as you would think that everyone has at least some sense on how tennis should be played but DSPig pretty much just does whatever is the worst in tennis! He complains about the opponent luring him to the other side and then spiking the ball to the opposite side and that is somehow wrong!

[@jonwootton2181]

I saw him fight the Nameless King His strategy involved running up to the King and poking him, run away, poke the king, wash rinse and repeat Also he ran into the King's dragon's fire like a dumbass

[@DispairNL]

Luigi shows he's no longer second banana .

[@airiakizuki5592]

A tiny challenge rolls his way, "this game sucks"

[@DLR2230]

I love when he reads tips on the screen out loud only to completely forget. Lol Phil is something else.

[@BasedKen21]

Damn 0utsyder you’re quick lol

[@Krbyfan1]

This might be one of the fastest playthrough to TIHYDP to date. Absolutely incredible. I can't wait to watch it!

[@darthmakaveli]

It's amazing how one man can fold under pressure playing a children's game

[@motnurky7055]

I wish there was a way we could see all of DSP's inputs when he constantly shits on the game's mechanics and not his own lack of skill, just like in Street Fighter V when he button mashes while blocking

[@DaVeganZombie]

I would fucking pay money. Real money. They have this btw. Speed runners use it to verify input/human play. He can do it. Easily. He won’t becUse it would utterly expose him with no defense. Ever. Because it is impossible to shift blame. Granted you can just watch him and see that but even he couldn’t lie to himself at that point.

[@Zxzero36]

Remember this game never told him what to do and that story had no training for online.. Meanwhile the first what 10minutes was nothing but training..

[@FaDeTruthZ]

Nevers ceases to amaze me how mad dsp gets at a game he plays for 30 mins

[@Genghisstudios]

Game: Fault DSP's Mind: No, it's not my fault!

[@dalejhunter1]

They brought Eyerok back from Super Mario 64? I know giant hands with eyeballs in the palms are common among Nintendo games, but I must admit that seeing this duo back after a number of years of absence is pretty cool... No pun intended.

[@StevenBeshears420]

Could you imagine the hatred those others at the Street Fighter tournaments had for DSP? Every defeat he took I bet he cried like a baby yelling, "CHEAT, BUG, GLITCH, HACK!!!" I would've knocked his fuckin' teeth out.

[@jonwootton2181]

He'd be like HUUUH?! Couldn't blawk! Ah cahm ahn! Laggy ass BS, dood!

[@lumpycheesegames]

You know when you see either Bubsy or Bugs in a TIHYDP that some comedic gold is incoming

[@jordanw5721]

It's almost like... you're supposed to change your strategy with every new challeneger... oh no... wow...

[@louheadman6400]

Jordan Webster Only flat shots, never anything else

[@TheSpectre2300]

Phil+Sports Game=Rage Phil+Nintendo=Rage Phil+Nintendo+Sports=EPIC RAGE!

[@666Lachrimae666]

lol I know this is older now but rewatching it over again I still love it whenever he goes HUH!?! and acts like he doesn't know what happened. I didnt realize he did it so much in this one game xD I wish somebody would do a compilation of all the times he's done that

[@Pr0XyV1ru5]

My dood, I’m gonna sub to u just cause u had to endure dsp bullshit. 2 HOURS on the final 2 missions! this game cant be that hard. Also I like ur editing :>

[@NCRRanger7753]

Good thing you didn't make a "Nothing I could do!" counter lmfao! 😂😅😂😅

[@jonwootton2181]

Nothing I could do and Why am I toxic?! are two of Phil's most classic quotes

[@horrorlover927]

Omfg Daisy gets all the points When it’s him : nothing i could do

[@brodie6858]

all the unintended trick shots show you how much this dude is really spamming the buttons

[@ZeronXenixal]

I wonder which phrase would get people drunk quicker if this was a drinking game; "It's not my fault" or "There's nothing I can do."

[@Higgs666]

1:02:27 "I only want it if it's inside of me. I never want it up and down."

[@calebharris4764]

Higgs666 phrasing lol

[@StevenBeshears420]

"Press X to win, perfect game for Phil" Even that would have bugs. lmao

[@Burusagi]

He’d mash all buttons except X.

[@youdontknowmegigna]

1:24:10 "Nothing I could do." As he performs what he could do.

[@MrThelonicus]

2:46:40 - backinjury is cured !

[@publiccrown2382]

Literal child lmao

[@choppero21]

Imagine Agazzi saying to his opponent: Why did you throw the ball there?, i can't get there this is bullshit. What do you want me to do?, it's broken.

[@cloudedmind787]

The year is 2022 and you’ve only first of DSP in the beginning of the year and yet you’ve never seen his streams but your invested in the TIHYDP cause it’s funny to see a grown man complain about literally everything in games no matter how good the game

[@Ninoish]

**campaign taught me nothing dood**

[@jonwootton2181]

Bugged campaign mechanics dude! Nothing I could do Snort

[@mestronghandle]

Here lies Phil,his grave marks “how is this my fault?”

[@npcunknown9877]

this is a near 3hour salt mine, it's beautiful

[@CarcalV]

lol, he consciously moves the target out of bounds and then blames the game for his mistake. what a joke

[@bigdoopy]

This playthrough is brought to you by "There's nothing I can do, computer is cheating".

[@KlausVolfield]

He failed at a kids game, ack ack ack

[@krystalfan]

he rage quit every lego game he played too

[@self-parternerd8661]

- DSP in a nutshell: - Game is easy: "I'm good. I'm god!" - GAme gets hardER: "Oh! Cheating!!!"

[@sampletext8552]

there's nothing he could do

[@Knuckles8864]

Luigi World Order

[@mducey]

The computer player goes cross court almost every time, phil learns nothing. Nothing

[@slabathonfury3879]

Phil has the reaction time of a stoned sloth

[@shawnfields2369]

He has the reaction time of a dead sloth. No offense to any dead sloths out there.

[@jackallaster7710]

well, he certainly looks like one

[@DaVeganZombie]

53:50 “And now.... our feature presentation...” Over two ours left on video... He’s at Blooper... Ha... HAHA... HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@Admiralkirk95]

I like how he makes a joke earlier about "How this is tennis" where he basically says everything you see, jumping over tornados and giant plant monsters is real tennis, but then later complains about the hard curve and saying it's not real or fair.

[@johnnietheultimate]

Blooper and Luigi confirmed detractors.

[@SuperPeterok]

Jonic Auramental Hedgehog III and my nigga Donkey Kong too

[@FreddyChoppins]

"WHAT DO YOU WANT ME DO? NOTHING I COULD DO!" the Playthrough.

[@mangekyo13]

He‘s so bad in a kids game that he needed to rely on technical KO to win.

[@callinater6133]

To be fair, some of the missions in this game were legitimately pretty challenging. It being a ‘kids game’ isn’t really relevant.

[@HankGreenburg]

Man that was really a *blooper reel* wasn't it?

[@calebharris4764]

Bro you don't waste time, this was fucking incredible tihydp. I noticed to how you are evolving too I am definitely looking forward your future works.

[@PurpleParrotLover]

First thing I'm greeted with is the blinding light theme. Thanks Phil! I didn't like my eyes anyway...

[@SNC2319]

Camelot confirmed detractors.

[@psychotic.reaction]

He thinks he’s so good by cheesing the hard matches by breaking their rackets. He sucks so much he can’t even beat them fairly.

[@nix538]

Guy says " I don't have money for gaming PC" But has ps4 and nintendo switch and all the other consoles.

[@AlexW58]

Nothing i could do Odds are he was saying this when you read this

[@teknobaer]

He actually was lmao

[@bobobsen]

For me it was "fuck this, fucking bullshit"

[@junkoenoshima7210]

Poor mario,dsp makes him look like a chump lol

[@ptrd4111]

13:23 i just noticed the ball comes back and bonks Mario on the head, lol