Ocelot: "No i have no interest in women" Snake: "You're pretty gay"
@gold88575 жыл бұрын
SIGINT: oh, hell no
@gold88575 жыл бұрын
@Dr. Complex SIGINT again: Shit
@agentfreshdasquid35685 жыл бұрын
People: heh heh (modelswaps ocelot and quiet)
@completelyroundoak4 жыл бұрын
This comment sounds like the script to a furry porno
@marcelpalmer25604 жыл бұрын
@@completelyroundoak No i have no interest in furrys
@eisenkrahe71253 жыл бұрын
15:23 Snake: "First of all, Feeding ramp, slide, frame, front strap, sight system, superior target sighting capability, ring hammer, cocking control, grip safety, thumb safety, trigger guard, finger acess, trigger pull, magazine well, magazine catch button, mainspring housing, cocking serrations." Sigint: "Man you got a problem."
@NoHandle443 жыл бұрын
I can't believe that you wrote all that down. Thanks for that.
@eisenkrahe71253 жыл бұрын
@@NoHandle44 I think i have a problem.
@NoHandle443 жыл бұрын
@@eisenkrahe7125 Don't feel bad. I wrote a comment on Terminal Montage's video of Mario All-Stars. There was one frame that had a graph full of numbers and letters and pictures. I actually framed it as accurately as I could, trying to make one of those picture comments. No one liked my comment.
@eisenkrahe71253 жыл бұрын
@@NoHandle44 damn that's sad, meanwhile people quoting random stuff get 500 likes lol
@NoHandle443 жыл бұрын
@@eisenkrahe7125 No kidding. Everyone theories everything Terminal Montage puts in his videos like some kind of conspiracy, But they overlook over a single frame full of info.
@kyucumbear6 жыл бұрын
"You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique." So that's how Ocelot became pretty good.
@BlackGhost11156 жыл бұрын
Kyurae Minasaki Pretty bad*
@kyucumbear6 жыл бұрын
@@BlackGhost1115 But that was some fancy shooting tho
@BlackGhost11156 жыл бұрын
Not as good as the *MEMES.*
@kyucumbear6 жыл бұрын
@BlackGhost These memes give you no tactical advantage whatsoever.
ymfah THAT WAS PERFECT THERE GOING TO TELL STORYS ABOUT THIS
@aaronmeyer79476 жыл бұрын
Dame straight
@calthepal3126 жыл бұрын
“How to break mgs3 at sl1”
@babbleshd33686 жыл бұрын
You're pretty good
@frostknight76876 жыл бұрын
Boi didn't except to see u here XD, glad u enjoyed this piece of art
@KABLAMMATS4 жыл бұрын
I just realized everyone around Volgin is a spy, except Volgin
@TankTheDragon2 жыл бұрын
5 bucks says Volgin was somehow spying on himself as well
@JLFB4316 Жыл бұрын
Well, the Cobras weren't
@weplo1597 Жыл бұрын
Volgin is the real spy. The rest are spy to spy on volgin
@silverwolf5643 Жыл бұрын
SuS
@kage3587 Жыл бұрын
Raiden wasn't a spy, he was just gay.
@nickjoffe84332 жыл бұрын
34:17 Playing the Snake Eater theme backwards when Snake climbs down the latter was a nice touch there.
@Simonplays526 жыл бұрын
This has to be the best Abridged version of mgs3 I've ever seen
@belisarius69496 жыл бұрын
M A O W
@SinfulOcelot6 жыл бұрын
abridged? how?
@mierzhen6 жыл бұрын
This is like gold quality YTP
@basicallyimegg32125 жыл бұрын
It's not abridged, it's canon
@aHumanBeing975 жыл бұрын
That’s not true. There’s no way in hell that he could beat her in Rock Paper Scissors.
@MalleusSemperVictor6 жыл бұрын
Sokolov: "It's called hentai and it's art."
@FrizzBeeMans6 жыл бұрын
volokoS: "it's called art an it's hentai "
@rune.theocracy6 жыл бұрын
You tend to twist your recoil to absorb the elbow to absorb the revolver technique.
@jupiter8436 жыл бұрын
Hentai... Is the art of the gods.
@basicallyimegg32125 жыл бұрын
Sokolov: *knows the basics of cqc*
@B-Raven3 жыл бұрын
Now we know why Zero started everything. Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, so he sought revenge. Simple as that
@macekreislahomes1690 Жыл бұрын
What is thaaaaaaaat?
@chicoscience5025 жыл бұрын
Paramedic: Hey Snake, don't eat that, it's poisono- Snake: *munch* Damnit Paramedic, it was poisoned! Paramedic: *i give up*
@LocalGoober104 жыл бұрын
*genuine puke*
@alessandrolucariello85294 жыл бұрын
This isn't interesting
@KucingStare4 жыл бұрын
Para-medic: never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down...
@getajobmate1281 Жыл бұрын
pretty useless guide _it's all your fault_
@TheSterMan015 жыл бұрын
"He's going to talk. He's been trained to break."
@M.J445 жыл бұрын
NYEHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHEHEH
@nubertuberluber3 жыл бұрын
"We have purposely trained him wrong, as a joke."
@OmegaGamer1043 жыл бұрын
"If you've got an ass, I'll kick it!"
@HeitorJlbc2601 Жыл бұрын
Volgin: "There's a spy at the base" The boss: no shit Ocelot: no shit EVA: no shit Snake: no sh- wait what?
@denifnaf58748 ай бұрын
"You will never find the philosophers legacy in the underground vault of groznigrad" Snake: wha? Eva, boss, ocelott:😂
@cammoultimate3336 жыл бұрын
"What about the sentries?" *hehehehe* "I see." Laughed so hard
@isaaclongfellow88155 жыл бұрын
*_STABBED IN D|K 28 TIMES_*
@doomguyheretoshootsomepiec72405 жыл бұрын
Phil Swift: *NOW THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!!!!*
@rinsatsuki33745 жыл бұрын
*27 STAB WOUNDS!!! YOU DIDN'T WANT TO LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH?!??*
@Charger73_5045 жыл бұрын
3:30 for those fellow viewers
@TheBuster09265 жыл бұрын
@@rinsatsuki3374 ...the line is 28 tho
@isaaclongfellow88155 жыл бұрын
"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife-Gun, pretty good."
@lovely61964 жыл бұрын
i died when I heard that
@diegofranceschin29494 жыл бұрын
13:50 love it
@abhijaik704 жыл бұрын
Bonus - 1:45
@rdowg2 жыл бұрын
To this day, the game of rock, paper scissors between the boss and snake is, hands down, the best cutscene in the series to me. Knowing that the extra scenes exist only because the devs were screwing around and Kojima loved them makes them so much better
@MikeNepo6 жыл бұрын
Sigint: "Hey, you got an M1911A1!" The Boss dismantles it in a second "AH HELL NAH!" Best part
@GabrielExists5 жыл бұрын
Mike Nepin In the subtitles at the part where she took it apart it said “Sad gun noises”.
50:25 Ocelots extremely spliced laugh makes me lose it
@pipebombmailer3 жыл бұрын
ʰᵉʰᵃʸᵉʰᵃ
@ДартКоммунистус2 жыл бұрын
@@pipebombmailer it's a trap
@dantexd8892 жыл бұрын
@@ДартКоммунистус You're welcome, bro
@frostcore22148 ай бұрын
@@dantexd889’till we meet again
@dantexd8898 ай бұрын
@@frostcore2214 JOHN CENAAA 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
@TheDocbach5 жыл бұрын
3:30 Zero: Good work Snake. Snake: Roger. Zero: What about the sentries? Snake: Hehehehe... Zero: I see.... Kills me every time....
@NotASpyPootis4 жыл бұрын
killed them too.
@mols894 жыл бұрын
@@NotASpyPootis I GET IT!
@Huggbees5 жыл бұрын
I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you for your service.
@nootaboot70424 жыл бұрын
Huggbees ayy lmao
@ThatGuyKh14 жыл бұрын
That’s not how cloning works! Jk hey Andrew
@kerbert29544 жыл бұрын
But is it a rinsing machine or a filling machine?
@StationaryGamingReal4 жыл бұрын
300th like!
@linkplays954 жыл бұрын
Yeah, these are one of my favorites.
@blueducky13 жыл бұрын
17:29 Krab Battle 22:38 Best part is that he has almost nothing but poison dart frogs to eat 25:38 Snake's brittle bones 51:10 EVA's tape
@comac57085 жыл бұрын
8:46 Bites the piece of wood. " *tasty* "
@emperorpalpatine20544 жыл бұрын
Uhhhhh AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@LocalGoober104 жыл бұрын
Falloutboi *manly scream*
@thischannelsimplyexist4 жыл бұрын
@@LocalGoober10 Do they taste good
@dannyb28155 жыл бұрын
"Roses are red Violets are blue" "What if I'm a spy Or you"
@snakyYT4 жыл бұрын
gg
@GatitoBald Жыл бұрын
3:46 "Sokolov, try to remember some basics of CQC" had me rolling bruh💀
@omega17ds5 жыл бұрын
2:26 This is Snake, I've made it to the sneaking point. I didn't think so. I didn't think you thought so. Hehehe. HAHAHAHA. This is why I subscribed 😂
@rinsatsuki33745 жыл бұрын
I don't get it admittedly, but I think it has to do with how all Snakes will keep you waiting.
@johnnyg4mer7645 жыл бұрын
Where can i get a sniper rifle? [SVD DRAGUNOV] OK...
@omega17ds4 жыл бұрын
@@johnnyg4mer764 Soldier dies* This isn't interesting
@bradm75264 жыл бұрын
Is the "i didnt think you thought so" an actual line???
@omega17ds4 жыл бұрын
@@bradm7526 do you mean in the game itself? I don't think it was in this scene, but maybe in a different game? George has a sound board/bank or something is my guess.
@samuelhayden86655 жыл бұрын
6:09 Game: Ocelot is dead. Ocelot: BOSS ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND!
@alessandrolucariello85294 жыл бұрын
This isn't interesting
@samuelhayden86654 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrolucariello8529 well tell me something that is interesting
@alessandrolucariello85294 жыл бұрын
I was tryna do that joke with snake voice
@samuelhayden86654 жыл бұрын
@@alessandrolucariello8529 oh btw that question was a legit question
@alessandrolucariello85294 жыл бұрын
@@samuelhayden8665 I'll tell you something interesting,Time paradox
@victor00123q3 жыл бұрын
0:17 '''Put on your mask'' Snake: Never! Watching this in 2021 gives it a whole different meaning XD
@XmCoolDude5 жыл бұрын
20:00 Sigint: "Snaake, you got an XMEM116MX16E1" Snake: "Got it" Gets me every time
*Deaths/Time Paradoxes:* 1. 0:52 Snake failed his HALO jump and missed the landing, plummeting to his death. 2. 2:50 Following his Venom Snake subconsciousness, Naked Snake tossed a frag grenade into Sokolov’s safe room in Rassvet, killing Sokolov. 3. 2:55 Snake caught Sokolov looking at adult magazines. Out of curiosity, Snake shot a tranq at Sokolov, knocking him out so he can look at the magazines. Minutes later, Sokolov woke up and already spotted Snake looking at sexy thots on his mags. Joining together, Snake ignored the Virtuous Mission and spent the rest of the day on pornographic magazines. 4. 6:08 Snake kills Major Ocelot, causing a time paradox and wiping Revolver Ocelot’s existence in the future. 5. 6:45 The Pain used the Power of Hornets, but misaimed it on The Boss, causing her to jump off the bridge and set off her microbomb inside her to explode. 6. 9:00 Snake and The Boss play Rock, Paper, Scissors. Both competed each other and hoping to find out who wins. Snake used his mind trick to beat The Boss, causing her to become a sore loser. In her frustration, she ignored any precautions and used a tactical nuclear warhead against Snake, killing him, Major Ocelot, Volgin, EVA, The Cobra Unit, Sokolov and The Boss herself. 7. 11:27 Planning to eat The Boss’ horse, Para-Medic stopped Snake from harming the animal. GRU soldiers seized Snake to capture him, compromising Operation Dick Eater. 8. 13:06 Sokolov got trapped by his own seductive clone, somehow causing a time paradox. 9. 14:35 Tempted by Naked Snake’s bluff, Major Ocelot shot him fatally in the chest with his engraved Fiddle Action Army Revolver, killing him. EVA managed to escape from Ocelot. However, it didn’t change the fact that Operation Dick Eater failed. 10. 15:58 Ignoring Major Zero’s warning, Snake ran right into the electrified Barb wire, killing him. 11. 16:05 Under the possession of DarkSydePhil, Naked Snake slowly sank into quicksand and eventually drowned, thanks to Phil’s incompetence. 12. 17:30 Snake encountered the Cave Krab Demon, after many attempts to kill the monster and trying to get Para-Medic’s support, the Cave Demon slaughtered Snake. 13. 18:06 Snake compromised Operation Dick Eater by questioning Cobra Unit’s reason of the Allied victory of World War II. 14. 19:46 After Snake prematurely neutralised him, The End exploded, which caused the one of the wheels of his wheelchair to fly up in the air and then land right into Snake’s head, knocking him out and drown whilst submerged in the water. 15. 21:16 Snake died from one of The Fear’s darts coated in AIDS. 16. 22:34 After Snake ate the Tsuchinoko, Major Zero got so pissed, that he destroyed the entire world with his explosive rage. 17. 23:00 The End literally made the game, as well as Operation Dick Eater to end. 18. 25:08 EVA punched Snake in the face magically through his radio so hard, she gave him skull fracture, killing him instantly. 19. 25:31 With sheer stupidity, Snake ate a spatsa mushroom, making himself unconscious and fall all the way back to where he climbed the ladder from, ending his life. 20. 25:39 Snake decided to eat the Spatsa again, but only this time, only being a couple of steps off the ground. Knocked out from eating the mushroom, Snake fell back onto the ground and somehow... died? 21. 27:55 With DumbSackPhil using his possession again, he promoted Snake to fall off the mountain range of Krasnogorje, killing himself. 22. 28:04 Same results as before. Seriously, get good, DipShitPhil. 23. 28:21 Because of The Fury’s self destruction in the underground tunnel, Snake died from the collapsing rubble before he could escape. 24. 29:25 After finishing his business with Raikov, Snake gunned him down like the filthy dog he was, and accidentally compromised Dick Eater. 25. 37:43 Snake accidentally set the C3 to immediately explode, destroying the entire world, alongside himself, and creating a massive time paradox. 26. 42:47 Volgin hit an aircraft, causing the Shagohod to flip all around the field and Volgin to fall out of his ride. Just as he thought he had Snake, Volgin got his ass hit by Major Ocelot, sending the maniac right into the sky and explode in the middle of the air, creating a time paradox where Volgin and Venom Snake never met during the events of MGSV. 27. 44:40 Following EVA’s dumb plan, Snake got himself trapped by the Shagohod’s corkscrew treads. After having his Camo ripped off and his body crushed, Snake quickly died from his internal injuries. 28. 46:36 Ignoring his objectives and feeling insulted about his box, Snake executed EVA via throat slit, causing a time paradox. 29. 47:29 The Boss ordered another tactical on the field so that both she and Naked Snake can die together. 30. 48:40 Liquid/Ocelot jumped off from his flying platform in attempt to get inside the aircraft Snake and EVA were in, but ended up throwing himself through the other door and fall right into the lake, killing himself from impact.
@ShadowMark3_6 ай бұрын
You don't get enough praise for this
@projectkepleren3 ай бұрын
You're pretty good
@kundalini-006 жыл бұрын
concentrated edition for maximum meme effect
@joaogabrielpecktorneves27154 жыл бұрын
@@gfhhhghhghgjkkjrr3674 look I have boobs
@blekramarion40604 жыл бұрын
@@joaogabrielpecktorneves2715 That's more or less how it went down.
@sharonlowman8806Күн бұрын
And I glad the voice of Eva was Jodi benson Ariel from the Little mermaid.
@Powarock725 жыл бұрын
37:05 "You're gonna get wet again." "That's what she said. *CHINESE MOTORCYCLE NOISES*" I cried for the laughs.
@idontlikerome27443 жыл бұрын
Oh so this "Chinese motorcycle noises" all this time
@TheGameCube64Guy3 жыл бұрын
@@idontlikerome2744 It actually originated from DrDisrespect
@harrisonlichtenberg31624 жыл бұрын
Take a shot every time Ocelot says Bitch. If you survive, you're the new Big Boss.
@macekreislahomes1690 Жыл бұрын
I almost drowned by a MAJOR water overdose. Am I a boss now?
@GunSpyEnthusiast9 ай бұрын
@@macekreislahomes1690 No, you needed to get shot with a revolver every time Ocelot says Bitch. And in order to get BIG boss rank, you need to get shot with a revolver by a coworker every time Ocelot says Bitch.
@seamoopthemooper98585 жыл бұрын
22:35 Under no circumstances are you to- Eating sounds lmao I want some more! Teapot sounds
@andrewvanatta4994 жыл бұрын
*jet engine sounds*
@HeitorJlbc2601 Жыл бұрын
BOOM!
@deadlyfaster73472 ай бұрын
@@HeitorJlbc2601Back to the mission 😂😂😂
@ricko17476 жыл бұрын
6:08 when Ocelot blames you for killing Ocelot
@johnnyg4mer7645 жыл бұрын
*TIME PARADOX!* Got it.
@luximdrago9415 жыл бұрын
*BOSS, HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?!*
@garyhulk34935 жыл бұрын
Time paradox of a time paradox
@minorcomet2822 жыл бұрын
Imagine Future Ocelot just coming out of a time machine and slaps Snake
@gronndar2 жыл бұрын
I just add my favorites here: 2:16 tree frog 2:27 I've made it to the sneaking point. 5:15 wtf is this shit 5:32 revolver technique 6:47 the joy 7:28 our country 8:18 bandana 8:47 tasty 10:30 relax blyat 10:43 snake's scream lol 11:54 ayy u got m191181 15:41 poison dart frog 16:05 dsp 17:28 black face paint 17:30 crab battle 19:50 the end 19:57 SNAKE KIICK 20:00 XMEM116MX16E1 23:15 no scope 23:47 america! fuck yeah! 25:15 ladder 26:21 Do it! Do it! Do it! Yes! Yes! Yeeessss! 27:56 How do I get down there? 29:24 sins of the father 30:27 ah hell nao 31:58 he's going to talk. he's been trained to break. nyehehehahahhaa! 33:06 ah hell nao 33:39 sigint shit grin laugh 35:49 wipe this meme from the face of the earth. Memes, Jack! 38:28 damn! 40:19 damn! 42:46 flying volgin 46:06 shiiit! 48:02 you beat the boss with a fucking cigarette spay lol! 48:41 ocelot jump 52:05 looooooooooooooooool
@gregjau83672 жыл бұрын
Time paradox!
@shittingpissing28292 жыл бұрын
Sokolov
@gronndar2 жыл бұрын
@@shittingpissing2829 Sokolov?
@hasnicktir53102 жыл бұрын
@@gronndar Sokolov
@gronndar2 жыл бұрын
@@hasnicktir5310 Got it.
@Witcher1226 жыл бұрын
My first playtrough in MGS3 "I am gonna dont kill nobody" Second playtrough 23:46
@keslexx40406 жыл бұрын
That's the American way. -Major Zero
@basicallyimegg32125 жыл бұрын
All my playthroughs are just, *AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!*
@bengamerlsyolo67885 жыл бұрын
I diden't know Snake was casted for rambo...
@KenzanIsPeak3 жыл бұрын
Opposite for me
@Andriy_Doc3 жыл бұрын
@@bengamerlsyolo6788 He even starts screaming like Rambo if you keep firing the Machine Gun like that long enough :P
@eggstailored6 жыл бұрын
This video, is the most memetastic smorgasbord of sex appeal I have come across in my travels.
@QKuKier6 жыл бұрын
MRAAUUUU
@Xaxp3 жыл бұрын
I love how he summarizes every exposition dump by just focusing on the key words and it somehow makes more sense.
@neomcdoom3 жыл бұрын
It literally does
@rj64456 жыл бұрын
Now i cant take mgs seriously
@Trollthem6 жыл бұрын
seriously?
@Halo11386 жыл бұрын
Now?
@reverbssb10366 жыл бұрын
Oh but you could take the bisexual water-balleting vampire seriously in MGS2.
@Kalina476 жыл бұрын
Royet Arias Same here.
@nerdler74685 жыл бұрын
YOU COULD TAKE IT SERIOUSLY
@1337Robo5 жыл бұрын
"Just what are you doing there?" "Heh, Knife. Gun. _PRETTY GOOD_ "
@umu89123 жыл бұрын
The DSP clips in the swamp was so realistic. I wouldn't be surprised if that's actually his gameplay.
@satriadicky37323 жыл бұрын
Where did you get that profile picture?
@SaguraXSousuke3 жыл бұрын
@@satriadicky3732 its nepgear from the hyperdimension neptunia franchise.
@satriadicky37323 жыл бұрын
@@SaguraXSousuke no shit sherlock. Where do you think my pfp from?
@SaguraXSousuke3 жыл бұрын
@@satriadicky3732 cant see it looks like shit
@Ajay-dy3xw3 жыл бұрын
@@satriadicky3732 then why ask? maybe you already knew after 2 months i guess?
@TheOverdriver16 жыл бұрын
12:49 Snake - Kept You Waiting Huh? Snake - Who are the Patriots? SNAKE - WHO ARE THE PATRIOTS? Skull Face - WHOOOOOOOO????????? *DEAD*
@matthias_45875 жыл бұрын
How the.....
@JamesBond-tt4wi5 жыл бұрын
12:53
@thegreatestportkchopofmankind5 жыл бұрын
32:46 Volgin: Taking a fancy to her eh ocelot? Ocelot: No I have no interest in women... *IM GAY*
@gabbyaghoulfemboy4 жыл бұрын
Isn't volgin gay or bisexual at the very least
@Marlboro_Barbie4 жыл бұрын
@@gabbyaghoulfemboy yeah, he's bi because he had a thing for Eva, boss and raikov
@ravencollins56384 жыл бұрын
@@Marlboro_Barbie volgin is our new bicon
@Marlboro_Barbie4 жыл бұрын
@@ravencollins5638 *y e s*
@MonsieurBig4 жыл бұрын
@@Marlboro_Barbie you mean Ivan
@mogueramoguera3 жыл бұрын
42:53 ¡A beautiful flying like a bird! Volgin: SNAKE!!!!!! Isn't over yet *landing in the ground* I'm not finished ye... *ocelot stomped with a bike* *Volgin fly and explodes* Me: it's beautiful.
@Neo2266.6 жыл бұрын
Snake, we're sending you to infiltrate a secret compound *A secret compound?* But there's a problem *A problem?* You'll have to sneak in *Sneak in?* Here, look at this map *_THIS MAP?_*
@distantsea5 жыл бұрын
KZbin comment?
@HoneyMochi5 жыл бұрын
*UNDERRATED!?*
@DanielFernandes-nn8fn5 жыл бұрын
THE PATRIOTS?
@joogthefat9795 жыл бұрын
HOTEL?
@meg76645 жыл бұрын
TRIVAGO?
@danman13876 жыл бұрын
15:40 Paramedic's "I give up" is golden.
@jordanw.973 жыл бұрын
2:27 I didn’t think so, I didn’t think you thought so. That was perfect. This whole video is, but that part is some smooth editing
@rodracer45676 жыл бұрын
38:49 During the last great war, America, *C H I N A* , and the Soviet Union. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Philosophers' Legacy. Legacy. Hong Kong. The Shagohod. The Boss. _The Boss._ The Philosophers' LEgacy. Trump. *Trump.* The Shagohod. The Shagohod. The Legacy. America lost *_ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS._*
@miguelmedelguantecura35046 жыл бұрын
RodriguezRacer 456 20:21 one hundred billion YEARS LATER 🤣
@DanteDMC35 жыл бұрын
Indeed
@abrahamsuarez72654 жыл бұрын
*Got it*
@itsPikachu Жыл бұрын
*TIME PARADOX*
@МаксимилианШалимов5 жыл бұрын
Object: exists Volgin: 100 BILLION DOLLARS
@memes_the_dna_of_the_soul54874 жыл бұрын
Imagine him at an auction.
@Undercover32673 жыл бұрын
@Miguel Terriguel we have an old compute- "100 BILLION DOLLAR"
@marshallschaefer96323 жыл бұрын
and that why we all hate him
@TheFloodFourm3 жыл бұрын
@@marshallschaefer9632 probably one of the only villains I genuinely love to hate
@franku29223 жыл бұрын
stonks
@smithyMcjoe Жыл бұрын
The fact these get more chaotic everytime brings me back each time. A masterpiece. 100 BILLION DOLLARS!!
@GraafBerengeur5 жыл бұрын
"There's just one problem" -"What is it?" -"You need to be GAY to get in" technicallythetruth
@HoseB9324 жыл бұрын
Thatiswhatmakesitfunny
@diegofranceschin29494 жыл бұрын
r/technicallythetruth
@meowmeow37784 жыл бұрын
#BlackLivesMatter
@macekreislahomes16904 жыл бұрын
Well, Gay=happy, Joyful, pleased, satisfied, overjoyed, and/ or LGBTite. Ite=people, group, or member, or cizizion of.
@WHOARETHEPATRIOTS4754 жыл бұрын
@Dmitry TKR shut the fuck up (2)
@shadowmaster9025 жыл бұрын
*Boss slaps Ocelot* "Boss those are just kids dont hurt them" Me: *dies of laughing* oof
@aguynamedstetchkov46904 жыл бұрын
Shadow Gamer Ocelot was actually The Boss and The Sorrow 's child
@theyracemesohardchair2 жыл бұрын
Your knowledge of the memes in this franchise is biblical… match that with just as good editing skills and this is ridiculously good!
@willa10182 жыл бұрын
Hes pretty good
@sliferadachi06092 жыл бұрын
@@willa1018 Pretty...good
@willa10182 жыл бұрын
@@sliferadachi0609 Im just kidding. You're pretty bad. *laughter*
@julianfan57945 жыл бұрын
Just the thought of Ocelot running away repeatedly yelling “BITCH” never fails to crack me up
@stoneapollyon83135 жыл бұрын
"Snake what are you doing" "I'm in a box" *AH HELL NAW*
@yourthatninja65983 жыл бұрын
40:49 missed opportunity for Snake to say, "I WANT SUM MOAR!!"
@yomogarishiyo86855 жыл бұрын
48:42 His sound and cutscene is laugh me to death XDXDXDXD.
@remito78395 жыл бұрын
Probably my favourite part of the video :D
@evansespinoza42804 жыл бұрын
Yomogari Shiyo 💀💀💀😭
@MegaLukas5 жыл бұрын
i just fkn loved all of this
@gibraltar48413 жыл бұрын
I I farted
@u.local_jellybeanuvu52813 жыл бұрын
I love how Ocelot Basically calls Everyone A Bitch In This Playthrough
@sbraypaynt5 жыл бұрын
6:16 *hears sound in distance* “LIQUID!”
@DanteDMC35 жыл бұрын
LIQUUUUIIIIIIIID
@agentfreshdasquid35685 жыл бұрын
but most importantly... WHOOOOOOOAH _HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO_
@BanditOfBandwidth5 жыл бұрын
- Jumps in the water "LIQUID!"
@aguynamedstetchkov46904 жыл бұрын
Dante lennyface
@jon_doe47634 жыл бұрын
@@DanteDMC3 SNAAAAAAKEE
@Raven_Bride5 жыл бұрын
27:07 when you playing engineer and your buildings start dying out of nowhere
@bonjoviwankenobi85334 жыл бұрын
* distant french noises *
@minorcomet2822 жыл бұрын
Loads frontier justice with murderous intent
@Kamletue2 жыл бұрын
among us
@tankhead2645 Жыл бұрын
Oh God no
@llmkursk8254 Жыл бұрын
Came here because they're remaking the *best* Metal Gear game. And I had to at least pay tribute to the video that helped me fall in love with the series.
@dollarstoregamer61410 ай бұрын
Wait they're remaking snake eater?
@hans-gg7tr4 жыл бұрын
48:41 That's my favorite moment for sure.
@fortu3923 жыл бұрын
MEWWW - Pretty Bad
@nk_52733 жыл бұрын
TIME PARADOX
@harpseal92343 жыл бұрын
That sh!ts hilarious *Rouurrrrr~* flies out other side Of plane lmao
I need to know where you got that picture for scientific reasons.
@VectormanRxQueen5 жыл бұрын
Pajamapants Jack yes
@NiteArtorias5 жыл бұрын
@@autossvt1138 he drew it himself
@snakyYT4 жыл бұрын
@Miku Incognito scientift reasons YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME
@dragmundis4 жыл бұрын
31:13 to 31:33 Got me laughing like crazy. I can only imagine on how that whole part looked. XD
@huseyinardc40265 жыл бұрын
“So this is the legendary BİTCH !!!”
@rodrigocofre6935 жыл бұрын
you are pretty good, P R E T T Y G O O D
@MasterJunior935 жыл бұрын
25:13 I felt such power and emotion in this fight. Truly this is Kojima's finest work, and I declare this to be the greatest boss fight of all time!!!
@YannickMertens-fk9nr4 жыл бұрын
I was at 36:29 and decided to skip ahead a bit and immediately went into 37:47 I haven’t laughed that hard in a while
@macekreislahomes1690 Жыл бұрын
This is The Way, so say we all.
@jon_doe47637 ай бұрын
Esta bueno
@guillermocalvillo49155 жыл бұрын
The Chinese Motorcycle gets me everytime.
@RXVZ04 жыл бұрын
NANANA NAAAAAA
@maddy38526 жыл бұрын
I have two questions 1. Why did I watch this whole thing 2. Why was it the best video I've ever seen
@durinV5 жыл бұрын
answer: because you're pretty good
@monidemonimur5 жыл бұрын
You see, it's a humane reaction in which, many people describe it as "Making your snake solid."
@kamikaze4172 Жыл бұрын
I've watched this like 20 times by now, I just noticed the scientist in the middle turns his head when snake asked "Afraid?" Like he was surprised too
@sbraypaynt5 жыл бұрын
“Did you find food?” “Yeah..” “Do you know how to eat it?” *...*
@rinsatsuki33745 жыл бұрын
*DIC*
@carrotpl6 ай бұрын
*SURVIVA VIEWA*
@AstroZero5 жыл бұрын
Meme war 2: *Ended* Meme war: *Start* Me: *Confused Screaming*
@fissledissle70903 жыл бұрын
2:43 my little sister when I just opened a bag of chips
@SpecShadow6 жыл бұрын
13:18 her name is Minet? Which mean "Cunnilingus" in some easterneuropean language? noice
@kaporka26536 жыл бұрын
yes, in Russian and it stands for "blowjob"
@bitterfuck24935 жыл бұрын
In Portugal stands for "eating pussy like a mad man" But its writen minete. The sound is the same
@cityguard48475 жыл бұрын
kaporka can I get an amen?
@RaineKeidWilde5 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love the moment at 34:55 where he just goes up to the surface takes a breath and yells "LIQUID!" then proceeds to drown, or well almost drown
@hadikanaan73575 жыл бұрын
What's Tha song that was starting to ple btw
@hadikanaan73575 жыл бұрын
?
@NecropolisGhoul2 жыл бұрын
Ocean Man by Ween
@illusion92892 жыл бұрын
"Alright, for this playthrough of Phantom Pain, I won't get into that many combat encounters." *_5 minutes later in the 1st mission_* 23:45
@yoursonisold87434 жыл бұрын
I love how passive aggressive Snake is towards Para-Medic and how Sigint is the only sane person. And the Kaz *BITCH* scream fits Ocelot's character like a glove in this game.
@Spelo12 жыл бұрын
That's not Kaz, that's Ocelot from secret theater
@maltron66 Жыл бұрын
@@Spelo1 Not even that, Ocelot can be heard yelling "son of a bitch!" twice in the main game. The first time is during his boss fight if you kill the Markhor standing behind him. And the second one is during the Shagohod chase when Volgin cuts him off.
@Swagnificent12346 жыл бұрын
Dude this is honestly one of, if not the best Metal Gear Video I have ever seen! You had Hi I'm Daisy's Lets Destroy series in there, Crab Battle, Metal Gear Awesome, AND you captured so much stuff that literally most fans of the series would be like omg I know that reference. To top it off it's funny as shit! Please do more of these! I totally think the shorter version is probably easier to swallow for anyone that's not super into MGS but I showed my friends this since they never finished the game and I think you've succeeded in making the best abridged MGS3 video ever. Even if you don't get every reference, it's actually just funny to watch through and you even do your best to highlight the dank cool stuff in the actual game like Ocelot's gun spinning and the torture scene. Absolutely amazing dude. Keep up the awesome work.
@aHumanBeing975 жыл бұрын
Taiwan Jackson if it wasn’t for metal gear awesome coming out when it did and becoming what it is. I’d agree with you.
@RealHorsen Жыл бұрын
It's been a couple of years since i've seen this video for the first time and well... I couldn't find anything better than this. This series of MGS best playthroughs are the best thing i've ever seen. Thank you for your service, George
@macekreislahomes1690 Жыл бұрын
I second that.
@omegaprowler36836 жыл бұрын
Thank God this channel exists; all the contents here are absolutely fantastic! My congratulations for all this work, I would not have developed an interest and a greater love for Metal Gear if it were not for you. Thank you very much. And greetings from Brazil.
@erronblack69906 жыл бұрын
@Fyr0n mano eu me matei de rir de todas as cenas desse video e principalmente a frase " one hundred billion dollars toda hora kskskksks
@snakyYT4 жыл бұрын
IF IIT DID NOT I WOULD NOT KNOW MGS GEORGE GOT ME ITO IT
@futurecoplgf5 жыл бұрын
She attacc She protecc But most importantly... Thot detecc
@blackbanemusic Жыл бұрын
46:20 "somebody please give this man a gun" "did you just assume my gende-" Underrated af XD
@josealejandromontilla11066 жыл бұрын
We need a best playthrough of Metal Gear and Metal Gear 2. Got it?
@jupiter8436 жыл бұрын
Snake: he'll keep you waiting.
@snakyYT4 жыл бұрын
okay jose just for u i made a meme, the MEMEING river two MEMES ago
@WackaMei4 жыл бұрын
"He's seen my 100 BILLION DOLLARS! We can't let him live." Yes.
@gatesofhades5344 жыл бұрын
Recoilless nuclear 100 BILLION DOLLARS!
@NicoSleepyLeen4 жыл бұрын
2:56 "You must be Ames" *Time paradox* Missed chance
@exeC7585 жыл бұрын
9:33 I almost died during that laugh😂😂😂😂
@operleutnant72355 жыл бұрын
18:54 look at the captions Edit: by captions I specifically mean English United States, not sure about the other languages
@stukafish42564 жыл бұрын
*Ocelot performing the ritual of Dominance* Sokolov: *Little girl noises*
@koreancowboy424 жыл бұрын
Kojima be like
@operleutnant72354 жыл бұрын
Korean Cowboy42 Kojima does it as he is superior to all.
@thischannelsimplyexist4 жыл бұрын
@@koreancowboy42 pew
@ddxg32753 жыл бұрын
Imagine if someone took a shot every time Ocelot said B*tch and is still ok. Ocelot: PRETTY GOOD
@thiccboss47806 жыл бұрын
19 hours later............... *and you are finally reading this comment*
@thiccboss47806 жыл бұрын
17 hours ago
@Terrakful6 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ericksonic69306 жыл бұрын
Naniii, right on time
@deltahurley76846 жыл бұрын
Kept ya waiting, huh?
@chaseroland60865 жыл бұрын
2 months ago
@OctaviaMealody6 жыл бұрын
The Chinese motorcycle makes me laugh every single time
@erronblack69906 жыл бұрын
Nah nah nah naaaaaaaaaaaah!
@NitirenRissho8 ай бұрын
This is literally the best metal gear channel, period. KOJIMA IS GOD
@trslim60325 жыл бұрын
"It's been 18 hours..." I just imagine him earlier that day trying to impress The Boss.
@DarkonFullPower6 жыл бұрын
"What about the sentries?" _aroused snickering_ "...I see."
@ADragonFruit440 Жыл бұрын
This is probably my favorite video on the internet