this is NOT food...

[@ItalianBach]

Download opera now! opr.as/Opera-ItalianBach

[@sketchingfish]

Yo!

[@stanloona8953]

Downloading opera now king 🙏

[@xPandamon]

Opera sucks

[@ifyouknowmefromschoolyoudont]

what the fuckery button

[@your_favorite_alex]

@@stanloona8953 its spyware dont-

[@bethanyvili4097]

Audible gasped when she added sugar to the UTI punch bowl. What the hell is even ever that 😭😭

[@ItalianBach]

That’s one way to ruin UTI punch 😞

[@waffles658]

The sugar isn’t even gonna be dissolved….who doesn’t want crunchy, grainy punch? 😍

[@ratsniffer]

​@@waffles658me, i eat my liquids and drink my solids

[@Popsicle19952]

She put so much ✋😭😭😭

[@Lunawa10]

I don’t even KNOW UTI punch😟

[@alanhorton7300]

Those aren't crab legs, the bag clearly says "imitation crab," so it's basically the least salable catch that they bring in, ground up into a fine paste, mixed with a binding agent, rolled out into thin sheets and then the sheets are rolled up into cylinders and and the cylinders are airbrushed with red food coloring only on one side.

[@truthfuln00dle]

this ruined most sushi for me, but im glad you described how gross it actually is

[@alanhorton7300]

@@truthfuln00dle I used to like to unroll the crab sheets.

[@truthfuln00dle]

@alanhorton7300 oh same. especially as a kid

[@lordodin5755]

It's might be trash but it's my junk food of choice

[@marycanary6989]

Hot take: Imitation Crab is crab without the nasty ass fish flavor

[@Bokchtroy]

How convenient of you, I just sat down with a meal

[@Lyran7]

Hopefully yours wasn't too zany 😅

[@ItalianBach]

Ham potato milk pie?

[@Bokchtroy]

My favorite, but add crab lump meat.

[@Bryanferrywife]

Me too, in fact

[@bubblejeef24]

ive been binge watching his videos while snacking on random foods

[@Bokchtroy]

Baptising a baby with cheese sounds like a tradition we should all start.

[@CoperliteConsumer]

A hood traditional iirc

[@Dinosaurman34]

But what cheese should be used to baptise the baby? Mozzarella? Cheddar? Wensleydale?

[@icannotcomeupwithausername5243]

@@Dinosaurman34cheddar? I hardly know her

[@estahbear]

@@Dinosaurman34 The hole-ier the cheese, the better

[@luigi55125]

​@@Dinosaurman34 "Wallace from Wallace and Gromit being baptized in a large pot of Wensleydale cheese" ai image prompt lmao

[@livin3.gh0ull]

“serve to your husband”nah your gonna serve for a divorce with that slop😭

[@livh5298]

You know the food's bad when even a British person has a problem with it

[@ben2008mcd]

Why is she producing masses of food. Does she have a family of 50? Does she have a bunch of children in her basement? Why do the children love hotdogs so much? I have more questions than answers thank you issac my day is ruined.

[@babyJes444]

She's throwing it out

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

@@babyJes444 and then probably ordering or making normal food.

[@Soulizko_ko]

​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfr

[@Soulizko_ko]

​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfrr

[@Lovemonaa]

It's fetish content

[@Bokchtroy]

3:38 « It’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a hay stack » -Isaac 2024

[@Lyran7]

Deeep

[@ItalianBach]

Who said you could quote that?

[@Shaiapoufff]

​@@ItalianBach it might seem crazy what im bout to say

[@eecuttel]

What the fuckery button🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

[@typoecro]

thats cool, but try to guess my aura

[@SaffiestTanko]

@@typoecro below 0

[@cominmusicenjoier924]

​@@SaffiestTanko+100000 aura for you

[@SaffiestTanko]

@@cominmusicenjoier924 indeed

[@mariamhagh498]

bro i DIED when alexa started going into the history of washyoursister sauce

[@RiaSimon-jz2wp]

I’m calling it that from now on.

[@cadence-cr4lb]

Issac says “Hormel” over and over in an American accent is SENDING ME

[@someonessidechannel1485]

what american says "WHORe-mel"

[@cadence-cr4lb]

@@someonessidechannel1485 insane

[@chigginnuggie7681]

The fact he mocked it, even though it’s actual somewhat good, is stupid. I also noticed he refused to learn what Worcester sauce was despite asking Alexa, instead choosing to tell her to shut up when she was explaining it.

[@trerhodes8884]

Her saying “ you gotta try it “ is not only annoying but it makes me not wanna try it even more 😭LOL !!!

[@picklebulge6478]

"What is a crab leg?" The leg of a crab brother.

[@RodrigoCML7]

Well, these packaged “crab legs” are actually starch and fish paste most of the time. So, yeah.

[@picklebulge6478]

@@RodrigoCML7 "so, yeah" 🤓

[@jsmarch9022]

yeah only it isn't

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

The things she used aren't even crab legs

[@picklebulge6478]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 yall all don't think I know that it's imitation crab meat

[@woopie7785]

'washer sister sauce'🤓 IM DYING

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Bach, This is a formal request for you to bathe in cottage cheese. Give the people what they want. Yours truly, theEdgemaster1.0

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

I for one completely agree with this statement

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Me too this would make a great video

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Honestly youre saying what were all thinking

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

what the freak! thats exactly what i thought

[@zo.ilyouu]

the name makes it ten times better

[@starcandyx]

the "drink" was ALL juice why did she need to add a pound of sugar 😭

[@ivonkaa9557]

FRRR

[@clairelandon]

shes perpetuating all the worst american stereotypes

[@capybaracake]

It would be hilarious if she wound up being Canadian

[@cathrinerhardt]

"He has risen"...the dark lord appears in many forms, I suppose.

[@LaPataRosa]

she has so much canned and processed food in her kitchen that she could perfectly survive an apocalypse i swear🤧

[@mif_sovremennosty]

With her cooking she will be the reason for an apocalypse

[@xQueenTx]

The fact WILLAM has had her comment read by Italian daddy feels like a crossover of worlds haha

[@sirensh.t]

“im easy if i see a fish tank full of punch” - Isaac 2024

[@julietj3110]

pulling the drain in the sink drink was crazy 💀

[@ivonkaa9557]

FRR

[@dxl3naa]

with the jesus smorgasbord she really missed the opportunity to put bread and wine on it

[@Nwicola]

The way she pronounces smorgasbord, completely butchers the pronunciation

[@mif_sovremennosty]

It's not children friendly then😭

[@sillyman2013]

@@mif_sovremennostybread and grape juice

[@oli3829]

the only channel where i’m happy to listen to sponsors

[@cinnamonclark8426]

I hope i dont have to hear "you gotta try it!" Ever. Again.

[@sadclovvn]

she immediately pulled out the imitation crab meat 💀💀💀

[@tlozlore]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy

[@deeradee]

just burped and cackled at the same time 😭

[@noelloveslemmons]

Boy??? 😭😭😭

[@tlozlore]

@@noelloveslemmons 5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy

[@itsonlyculture]

I think about that picture so often

[@pawsitive0-0]

goro akechi pfp spotted📸

[@CatrinJones-xf8yt]

“That’s sea milk…oh damn” 😂😂

[@mckennathomson5021]

goes for a pee break and instantly grabs his phone... we all know you were going in there to secretly watch Kay's cooking and remember what *good* cooking is😒

[@arlastevenson9583]

"what are even they?" - ItalianBach

[@Lozenge95]

11:34 about 5 years left max and all I can hear is “wake tha FACK UP!!!” Ready, get sick, DIE! 😂

[@edi9669]

The giggling and kicking legs is me during this entire video

[@mizboba5948]

I feel like she just finds the cheapest, about to expire crap, and freestyles this on the spot. That way she’s making more money than spending

[@BronzedBeast]

Nah that was imitation crab. It's ground up pollock fish binded together.

[@Jon-mt1nz]

Isaac would get it over the kitchen sink

[@chrisleathers3715]

Seriously if fruit juice in a sink is your idea of a party, Jesus and me ain't showing up.......Where's the vodka

[@mckennadishongh2160]

Wine too

[@Bokchtroy]

5:30 we will never let you live that down Isaac.

[@Bokchtroy]

All unite in remembrance.

[@adelaidelandaeta8171]

THE CLASSIC CHEESE CROSS, HE IS RISEN COMBO BOARD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@georgiaannebronte]

“Don’t give her any ideas” I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Moving_skylight]

"umm...you're a poet John" idk why that had me dying 😭

[@shethingsd]

That was definitely imitation crab meat (the red one). I still like it, but real crab meat is nicer.

[@shethingsd]

There was too much water in that. Just cook the spaghetti first and don't use all that water.

[@Nightstormshadow1]

"What is a crab leg?" Exactly what it sounds like my dude

[@morganshryock4847]

like do british ppl seriously not eat crab?? that's wild to me that's such a standard seafood

[@iliveonatropicalisland6086]

​@@morganshryock4847 as we know, british people don't eat good food

[@BronzedBeast]

​@morganshryock4847 I think he's confused on the imitation crab meat. They probably don't have that because he said that did not look like actual crab leg

[@Beandaddy2013]

It’s not crab meat and in Britain they’re not allowed to lie about the ingredients, they’re called seafood sticks and it’s made from surimi fellas 💚

[@abbiegilfilen3449]

Sure but what he saw was not crab legs

[@BasilDaAuraChef]

"Now add whatever kind of crab legs you like." *Adds imitation crab* (That ain't crab legs, Ma'am.)

[@marybethchancey822]

I have a UTI rn might need to try the epic sink drink

[@redpandanana]

at 14:13 I love how she lets us know its unsweetened then adds ten times the sugar it would have if it was sweetened

[@shethingsd]

I'm ashamed of the country of my birth for encouraging people to do these terrible things

[@mirandahill1306]

when she turned the water on, i lost it

[@hannahcenepo-torres4930]

7:27 vitamin C? More like Vitamin C-ink

[@bell4sushieaterr]

honestly I know I'd go feral for one of those hotdogs or that sausage potion thing coming home drunk after a night out.

[@SewardWriter]

That spaghetti wasn't fully cooked. It wasn't even al dente.

[@forgmanguy]

Yet there was still loads of water still in the tray 🤢🤢🤢

[@brea_2097]

6:57 THE WATER WAS STEAMING

[@nathanr5737]

I didn’t think the first one was too too bad, but everything that followed truly had me shooketh

[@truthfuln00dle]

14:00 under the sea themed fruit punch sure is living up to its name. *IT LOOKS LIKE A POLLUTED SEA* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@Unknown_fl0wer]

4:00 why did I think this woman said “Top with your favorite Jesus” 💀💀

[@claires128]

Fish tank is gonna end up with everyone’s hand sweat and dead skin cells in if everyone is scooping with a cup for a drink

[@marel143]

"Its like trying to find crab lump meat in a- in a hay stack. nice quote that" -Isaac 2024

[@atoastyghost290]

Washtashasa sauce haha As a resident of worcestershire i giggle like a school girl every time i hear someone pronounce it wrong

[@rosiedollface]

The Alexa going on about worchestershire sauce hahaha ! Had me laughing loud + laughing at the thought of her carrying on talking about its history haha !

[@musicguy20]

Alternate title: Making processed dog food

[@Idknlandwh123]

even dog that was not eating for month won't eat it

[@catpoke9557]

Powdered cinnamon and crystalized sugar in cold water is going to be clumpy and undissolved

[@jazzysimz_8]

I’m going to be honestly I subscribed because of the way you spoke and reading the comment from 4:55 made me feel some type of way 🙈. Anyways will support your channel now lol.

[@daisienewsome]

This woman is Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare.

[@pizzarolldog]

The ''crab leg" she put in was artificial crab 💀💀💀

[@Psycoitc_coin]

13:01 her saying all this shi and the condom-mints shi with that same voice made me laugh the f up (I couldn’t swear I got a warning to keep my comment respectful)

[@edi9669]

9:45 what are even they

[@Nyssa.x]

12:07 not the washed ur sister sauce😭

[@Anonymum]

Should’ve made a little baby Jesus out of little baby cheeses

[@Ezzie_on_the_internet]

Underrated

[@SewardWriter]

Cheesus.

[@Tillythebestthx]

Bach is officially a white fox gal

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

14:46 Bladders:That's it we are shutting down

[@herneychienverneryia4020]

0:05 excuse me? 😭 Felt all my arteries and veins clogging up from watching this💀

[@Su.lvy_boo]

at 8:21 i thought it said "hell has risen" cause of how shitty that looks

[@Ashlyn_lover3]

13:17 Kronos would do that. (Greek mythology, but I’m a Percy Jackson fan)

[@detectivelemaru2843]

Gordon Ramsey should add these to his menu

[@legoqueen2445]

First time on this channel and first time seeing this woman's...food. I love food, cooking and eating! There are some meals that are comforting either because of being filling when I haven't had much money (pasta, tonnes of butter and shredded cheese, and salt!) OR comforting because delicious, filling and cheap (red lentils, bag of frozen mixed vegies, curry powder). But I wouldn't video myself promoting these meals. Also, punch out of a sink is just gross.

[@felecitykat1136]

Going through a breakup and seeing that you posted made my day better 😊

[@chickennuggetpaw]

3:23 I personally think it’s rage bait. They know if they do that, some people will get mad and spam the comments with “YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK THE SPAGHETTI”. Especially if they do it aggressively like that, because then they also get engagement from those people that go “Why was that so ✨agressive✨??🤣🤣🤓”. That’s just my opinion tho and there could be other reasons. I just notice people constantly falling for engagement bait like that, where something so, so obviously staged for people to comment on and it STILL manages to trick droves of people.

[@PlayerTenji95]

4:15 this coulda been salvageable if she just let it broil for 10 minutes and then sit for like, 5. 🙃

[@jadearchambault8547]

"okay you've lost me...sorry" is me at the beginning of all of them

[@mckaylcampbell8366]

9:05 the chocolate bunny lookin a little traumatized

[@Tenshii_Artii]

Not sure if anyone had already told you this. But the ‘Crab Legs’ that she uses are not technically really made out of crab. They are actually Called Surumi I think? Because I think real Crab is super expensive, this is what they use. When you think of Subway sandwiches, quick Crab Leg Salads, Nigiri Crab leg Sushi and Hot pots, this is what they have in them. Well, they might have a little percentage of Crab mixed into them. But it’s mostly a ‘Fish Cake’ if anything. think like, those swirly fish cakes you traditionally find in ramen dishes that’s kind of the consistency and similar flavour.

[@spoonymugz]

watching a briish man become desensitized to shockingly bad insta chefs was not on my bingo card today

[@totallyatlantis]

isaac thanks for posting more often it makes my day

[@TnT_F0X]

It's Whoosh ta Shire sauce guys...

[@leilawallace-m3c]

i need to order food to watch this

[@hierophant_requim]

9:20 this randomly reminded me when I was in religious studies and accidentally called Jesus Christ cheez-it rice

[@kuroshitsuji36]

Where. Is. The. Seasoning?! I audibly gasped when she grabbed that watery pasta!

[@MC.Sparky02]

Loving the consistency mate 👌🏼

[@anonomooose]

She didn’t add actual crab legs, she added something called Krab, imitation crab, or crab sticks. It’s a mock crab made of white fish that’s commonly used in sushi in the place of crab in the us(not sure about other countries)

[@AandAtlanta]

Why did I react the same exact way to the corn? It somehow was the most shocking thing to add next

[@christophllewellyn]

The Easter charcuterie board looks fine tbf. I'd scran that

[@grey.themusiccat]

that was the calmest reaction to broken spaghetti ive ever seen

[@Fr_Eman]

10:55 bro thinks he's Malachi from south London 😂

[@alisha-tv6nx]

oh my damn

[@ala7829]

'she wouldn't be allowed out in the streets...she'd be in a dungeon'

[@IMCHARLIE414]

That kitchen sink drink is just a diabetes speed run 😭

[@catpoke9557]

The easter charcuterie board wasn't actually bad other than the raw cookie dough

[@vaibhaviarappatha6067]

im sorry but why is nobody talking about his editor HE'S AWESOME

[@jordansharples8305]

Them “crab legs” are called sea food sticks in the uk. They are actually horrific

[@reena_sha]

They taste like sticks of ass 🤮😂

[@BronzedBeast]

Yeah in America it's called Imitation Krab with a K lol. She was lying about it being crab leg and I'm not a big fan of it either. It's disgustingly buttery and artificial tasting. I can withstand a piece but no more lol

[@Idknlandwh123]

not every is bad, I know one brand which if it isn't spoiled then it's good

[@sarabeth3891]

I am so glad I found this channel on my fyp

[@CoperliteConsumer]

6:23 It was at this point I realized this chick has a lot of stock in insulin and metformin pharma companies.

[@jmonkey440]

If you're unsure about "Lump Crab Meat," just Google the difference between "Chunk Light," "Chunk White," & "Solid White" tuna.

[@jmonkey440]

Side rant: Can we please be done with the voh-cal fraaaaaaay accent already? I absolutely hate it.