this is NOT food...

[@ItalianBach]

Download opera now! opr.as/Opera-ItalianBach

[@sketchingfish]

Yo!

[@stanloona8953]

Downloading opera now king 🙏

[@xPandamon]

Opera sucks

[@ifyouknowmefromschoolyoudont]

what the fuckery button

[@your_favorite_alex]

@@stanloona8953 its spyware dont-

[@bethanyvili4097]

Audible gasped when she added sugar to the UTI punch bowl. What the hell is even ever that 😭😭

[@ItalianBach]

That’s one way to ruin UTI punch 😞

[@waffles658]

The sugar isn’t even gonna be dissolved….who doesn’t want crunchy, grainy punch? 😍

[@ratsniffer]

​@@waffles658me, i eat my liquids and drink my solids

[@Popsicle19952]

She put so much ✋😭😭😭

[@Lunawa10]

I don’t even KNOW UTI punch😟

[@Bokchtroy]

How convenient of you, I just sat down with a meal

[@Lyran7]

Hopefully yours wasn't too zany 😅

[@ItalianBach]

Ham potato milk pie?

[@Bokchtroy]

My favorite, but add crab lump meat.

[@Bryanferrywife]

Me too, in fact

[@bubblejeef24]

ive been binge watching his videos while snacking on random foods

[@Bokchtroy]

Baptising a baby with cheese sounds like a tradition we should all start.

[@CoperliteConsumer]

A hood traditional iirc

[@Dinosaurman34]

But what cheese should be used to baptise the baby? Mozzarella? Cheddar? Wensleydale?

[@icannotcomeupwithausername5243]

@@Dinosaurman34cheddar? I hardly know her

[@estahbear]

@@Dinosaurman34 The hole-ier the cheese, the better

[@luigi55125]

​@@Dinosaurman34 "Wallace from Wallace and Gromit being baptized in a large pot of Wensleydale cheese" ai image prompt lmao

[@alanhorton7300]

Those aren't crab legs, the bag clearly says "imitation crab," so it's basically the least salable catch that they bring in, ground up into a fine paste, mixed with a binding agent, rolled out into thin sheets and then the sheets are rolled up into cylinders and and the cylinders are airbrushed with red food coloring only on one side.

[@truthfuln00dle]

this ruined most sushi for me, but im glad you described how gross it actually is

[@alanhorton7300]

@@truthfuln00dle I used to like to unroll the crab sheets.

[@truthfuln00dle]

@alanhorton7300 oh same. especially as a kid

[@lordodin5755]

It's might be trash but it's my junk food of choice

[@marycanary6989]

Hot take: Imitation Crab is crab without the nasty ass fish flavor

[@livin3.gh0ull]

“serve to your husband”nah your gonna serve for a divorce with that slop😭

[@eecuttel]

What the fuckery button🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

[@typoecro]

thats cool, but try to guess my aura

[@SaffiestTanko]

@@typoecro below 0

[@cominmusicenjoier924]

​@@SaffiestTanko+100000 aura for you

[@SaffiestTanko]

@@cominmusicenjoier924 indeed

[@Bokchtroy]

3:38 « It’s like trying to find crab lump meat in a hay stack » -Isaac 2024

[@Lyran7]

Deeep

[@ItalianBach]

Who said you could quote that?

[@Shaiapoufff]

​@@ItalianBach it might seem crazy what im bout to say

[@ben2008mcd]

Why is she producing masses of food. Does she have a family of 50? Does she have a bunch of children in her basement? Why do the children love hotdogs so much? I have more questions than answers thank you issac my day is ruined.

[@babyJes444]

She's throwing it out

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

@@babyJes444 and then probably ordering or making normal food.

[@Soulizko_ko]

​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfr

[@Soulizko_ko]

​@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTakenfrr

[@Lovemonaa]

It's fetish content

[@mariamhagh498]

bro i DIED when alexa started going into the history of washyoursister sauce

[@RiaSimon-jz2wp]

I’m calling it that from now on.

[@livh5298]

You know the food's bad when even a British person has a problem with it

[@picklebulge6478]

"What is a crab leg?" The leg of a crab brother.

[@RodrigoCML7]

Well, these packaged “crab legs” are actually starch and fish paste most of the time. So, yeah.

[@picklebulge6478]

@@RodrigoCML7 "so, yeah" 🤓

[@jsmarch9022]

yeah only it isn't

[@jesusramirezromo2037]

The things she used aren't even crab legs

[@picklebulge6478]

@@jesusramirezromo2037 yall all don't think I know that it's imitation crab meat

[@cadence-cr4lb]

Issac says “Hormel” over and over in an American accent is SENDING ME

[@someonessidechannel1485]

what american says "WHORe-mel"

[@cadence-cr4lb]

@@someonessidechannel1485 insane

[@chigginnuggie7681]

The fact he mocked it, even though it’s actual somewhat good, is stupid. I also noticed he refused to learn what Worcester sauce was despite asking Alexa, instead choosing to tell her to shut up when she was explaining it.

[@starcandyx]

the "drink" was ALL juice why did she need to add a pound of sugar 😭

[@ivonkaa9557]

FRRR

[@trerhodes8884]

Her saying “ you gotta try it “ is not only annoying but it makes me not wanna try it even more 😭LOL !!!

[@woopie7785]

'washer sister sauce'🤓 IM DYING

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Bach, This is a formal request for you to bathe in cottage cheese. Give the people what they want. Yours truly, theEdgemaster1.0

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

I for one completely agree with this statement

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Me too this would make a great video

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

Honestly youre saying what were all thinking

[@theEdgemaster1.0]

what the freak! thats exactly what i thought

[@zo.ilyouu]

the name makes it ten times better

[@cathrinerhardt]

"He has risen"...the dark lord appears in many forms, I suppose.

[@clairelandon]

shes perpetuating all the worst american stereotypes

[@capybaracake]

It would be hilarious if she wound up being Canadian

[@julietj3110]

pulling the drain in the sink drink was crazy 💀

[@ivonkaa9557]

FRR

[@dxl3naa]

with the jesus smorgasbord she really missed the opportunity to put bread and wine on it

[@Nwicola]

The way she pronounces smorgasbord, completely butchers the pronunciation

[@mif_sovremennosty]

It's not children friendly then😭

[@sillyman2013]

@@mif_sovremennostybread and grape juice

[@LaPataRosa]

she has so much canned and processed food in her kitchen that she could perfectly survive an apocalypse i swear🤧

[@mif_sovremennosty]

With her cooking she will be the reason for an apocalypse

[@JulianaTweet]

“im easy if i see a fish tank full of punch” - Isaac 2024

[@arlastevenson9583]

"what are even they?" - ItalianBach

[@cinnamonclark8426]

I hope i dont have to hear "you gotta try it!" Ever. Again.

[@tlozlore]

5 ibuprofen 2 garlic Try my recipe boy

[@deeradee]

just burped and cackled at the same time 😭

[@Lozenge95]

11:34 about 5 years left max and all I can hear is “wake tha FACK UP!!!” Ready, get sick, DIE! 😂

[@xQueenTx]

The fact WILLAM has had her comment read by Italian daddy feels like a crossover of worlds haha

[@CatrinJones-xf8yt]

“That’s sea milk…oh damn” 😂😂

[@Bokchtroy]

5:30 we will never let you live that down Isaac.

[@Bokchtroy]

All unite in remembrance.

[@sadclovvn]

she immediately pulled out the imitation crab meat 💀💀💀

[@mckennathomson5021]

goes for a pee break and instantly grabs his phone... we all know you were going in there to secretly watch Kay's cooking and remember what *good* cooking is😒

[@Jon-mt1nz]

Isaac would get it over the kitchen sink

[@bell4sushieaterr]

honestly I know I'd go feral for one of those hotdogs or that sausage potion thing coming home drunk after a night out.

[@oli3829]

the only channel where i’m happy to listen to sponsors

[@Nightstormshadow1]

"What is a crab leg?" Exactly what it sounds like my dude

[@morganshryock4847]

like do british ppl seriously not eat crab?? that's wild to me that's such a standard seafood

[@iliveonatropicalisland6086]

​@@morganshryock4847 as we know, british people don't eat good food

[@BronzedBeast]

​@morganshryock4847 I think he's confused on the imitation crab meat. They probably don't have that because he said that did not look like actual crab leg

[@Beandaddy2013]

It’s not crab meat and in Britain they’re not allowed to lie about the ingredients, they’re called seafood sticks and it’s made from surimi fellas 💚

[@abbiegilfilen3449]

Sure but what he saw was not crab legs

[@BasilDaAuraChef]

"Now add whatever kind of crab legs you like." *Adds imitation crab* (That ain't crab legs, Ma'am.)

[@chrisleathers3715]

Seriously if fruit juice in a sink is your idea of a party, Jesus and me ain't showing up.......Where's the vodka

[@mckennadishongh2160]

Wine too

[@Moving_skylight]

"umm...you're a poet John" idk why that had me dying 😭

[@mizboba5948]

I feel like she just finds the cheapest, about to expire crap, and freestyles this on the spot. That way she’s making more money than spending

[@BronzedBeast]

Nah that was imitation crab. It's ground up pollock fish binded together.

[@edi9669]

The giggling and kicking legs is me during this entire video

[@georgiaannebronte]

“Don’t give her any ideas” I’m done 😂😂😂😂😂

[@shethingsd]

That was definitely imitation crab meat (the red one). I still like it, but real crab meat is nicer.

[@shethingsd]

There was too much water in that. Just cook the spaghetti first and don't use all that water.

[@brea_2097]

6:57 THE WATER WAS STEAMING

[@adelaidelandaeta8171]

THE CLASSIC CHEESE CROSS, HE IS RISEN COMBO BOARD😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@hannahcenepo-torres4930]

7:27 vitamin C? More like Vitamin C-ink

[@redpandanana]

at 14:13 I love how she lets us know its unsweetened then adds ten times the sugar it would have if it was sweetened

[@SewardWriter]

That spaghetti wasn't fully cooked. It wasn't even al dente.

[@forgmanguy]

Yet there was still loads of water still in the tray 🤢🤢🤢

[@marybethchancey822]

I have a UTI rn might need to try the epic sink drink

[@marel143]

"Its like trying to find crab lump meat in a- in a hay stack. nice quote that" -Isaac 2024

[@truthfuln00dle]

14:00 under the sea themed fruit punch sure is living up to its name. *IT LOOKS LIKE A POLLUTED SEA* 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️‼️

[@claires128]

Fish tank is gonna end up with everyone’s hand sweat and dead skin cells in if everyone is scooping with a cup for a drink

[@shethingsd]

I'm ashamed of the country of my birth for encouraging people to do these terrible things

[@mirandahill1306]

when she turned the water on, i lost it

[@atoastyghost290]

Washtashasa sauce haha As a resident of worcestershire i giggle like a school girl every time i hear someone pronounce it wrong

[@Unknown_fl0wer]

4:00 why did I think this woman said “Top with your favorite Jesus” 💀💀

[@nathanr5737]

I didn’t think the first one was too too bad, but everything that followed truly had me shooketh

[@Psycoitc_coin]

13:01 her saying all this shi and the condom-mints shi with that same voice made me laugh the f up (I couldn’t swear I got a warning to keep my comment respectful)

[@Anonymum]

Should’ve made a little baby Jesus out of little baby cheeses

[@Ezzie_on_the_internet]

Underrated

[@SewardWriter]

Cheesus.

[@musicguy20]

Alternate title: Making processed dog food

[@Idknlandwh123]

even dog that was not eating for month won't eat it

[@daisienewsome]

This woman is Eddie Abbew’s worst nightmare.

[@pizzarolldog]

The ''crab leg" she put in was artificial crab 💀💀💀

[@rosiedollface]

The Alexa going on about worchestershire sauce hahaha ! Had me laughing loud + laughing at the thought of her carrying on talking about its history haha !

[@ZxCv134-n3b]

14:46 Bladders:That's it we are shutting down

[@edi9669]

9:45 what are even they

[@TnT_F0X]

It's Whoosh ta Shire sauce guys...

[@Tillythebestthx]

Bach is officially a white fox gal

[@herneychienverneryia4020]

0:05 excuse me? 😭 Felt all my arteries and veins clogging up from watching this💀

[@Nyssa.x]

12:07 not the washed ur sister sauce😭

[@taegvcci4894]

pretty sure them "crab legs" are just seafood sticks lol

[@kuroshitsuji36]

Where. Is. The. Seasoning?! I audibly gasped when she grabbed that watery pasta!

[@AandAtlanta]

Why did I react the same exact way to the corn? It somehow was the most shocking thing to add next

[@Fr_Eman]

10:55 bro thinks he's Malachi from south London 😂

[@alisha-tv6nx]

oh my damn

[@detectivelemaru2843]

Gordon Ramsey should add these to his menu

[@mckaylcampbell8366]

9:05 the chocolate bunny lookin a little traumatized

[@jordansharples8305]

Them “crab legs” are called sea food sticks in the uk. They are actually horrific

[@reena_sha]

They taste like sticks of ass 🤮😂

[@BronzedBeast]

Yeah in America it's called Imitation Krab with a K lol. She was lying about it being crab leg and I'm not a big fan of it either. It's disgustingly buttery and artificial tasting. I can withstand a piece but no more lol

[@Idknlandwh123]

not every is bad, I know one brand which if it isn't spoiled then it's good

[@christophllewellyn]

The Easter charcuterie board looks fine tbf. I'd scran that

[@sarabeth3891]

I am so glad I found this channel on my fyp

[@jazzysimz_8]

I’m going to be honestly I subscribed because of the way you spoke and reading the comment from 4:55 made me feel some type of way 🙈. Anyways will support your channel now lol.

[@jadearchambault8547]

"okay you've lost me...sorry" is me at the beginning of all of them

[@hierophant_requim]

9:20 this randomly reminded me when I was in religious studies and accidentally called Jesus Christ cheez-it rice

[@felecitykat1136]

Going through a breakup and seeing that you posted made my day better 😊

[@catpoke9557]

Powdered cinnamon and crystalized sugar in cold water is going to be clumpy and undissolved

[@leilawallace-m3c]

i need to order food to watch this

[@totallyatlantis]

isaac thanks for posting more often it makes my day

[@legoqueen2445]

First time on this channel and first time seeing this woman's...food. I love food, cooking and eating! There are some meals that are comforting either because of being filling when I haven't had much money (pasta, tonnes of butter and shredded cheese, and salt!) OR comforting because delicious, filling and cheap (red lentils, bag of frozen mixed vegies, curry powder). But I wouldn't video myself promoting these meals. Also, punch out of a sink is just gross.

[@xx_emma_xx4357]

That’s such a waste of perfectly good food 😭 bc you know to well they ain’t eating that 💀

[@catpoke9557]

The easter charcuterie board wasn't actually bad other than the raw cookie dough

[@ItzMeImAlive]

14:18 she even looked disgusted by doing it

[@irisbode]

I love cals little messages

[@spoonymugz]

watching a briish man become desensitized to shockingly bad insta chefs was not on my bingo card today

[@TheHellhound01]

that Easter bunny is full on tripping balls

[@ala7829]

'she wouldn't be allowed out in the streets...she'd be in a dungeon'

[@vaibhaviarappatha6067]

im sorry but why is nobody talking about his editor HE'S AWESOME

[@teganofford-is9rx]

I love the cheesus charcuterie board

[@The_Hyena_Queen]

11:35 I thought you were gonna say her husband's got a jumbo hotdog 😂

[@IMCHARLIE414]

That kitchen sink drink is just a diabetes speed run 😭

[@Who-en2vo]

This reminds me when I visited my auntie and she didn’t warn me that her friend’s “famous green beans “ were the Campbell’s soup with fried onions type… and the chicken, I have never had something so dry yet so wet in my life… 😬

[@TerpeneGamer]

Imitation crab is usually made from pollock 🐠

[@anonomooose]

She didn’t add actual crab legs, she added something called Krab, imitation crab, or crab sticks. It’s a mock crab made of white fish that’s commonly used in sushi in the place of crab in the us(not sure about other countries)