how to lower your life expectancy

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We take a look at other horrible instagram chefs to see what I would actually eat (spoilers: not THAT much?)
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[@kenny6912]

It’s so upsetting because they’re obviously rage-baiting and most likely dumping all of the food afterward

[@sue9037]

I really hope they don't make this only to throw it away

[@ItalianBach]

It’s a huge waste of food

[@snowysnowyriver]

The most enraging thing about this is that there are millions of children in the world going to bed hungry every night while these cretinous creatures are wasting food. 🤬🤬🤬

[@shadowfluff2255]

​@snowysnowyriver, I'm getting those exact ads while watching this video.

[@galedekarios]

they’re most likely feeding into niche fetishes, e.g. hand fetish, food play, etc. nasty overall

[@johnmurray4133]

“Wash your sister sauce” - TikTok 2024

[@MultiDragoon123]

Bath water

[@arichanrainbow]

future canoe says it that way too, but i think he says it as a joke

[@Leotastick]

@@arichanrainbowfuture canoe mentioned 🧀

[@neilgodwin6531]

Murican pronunciation. Yet they know the difference between Kansas and Arkansas

[@rikinhouston]

I used to have a coworker who couldn't pronounce Worcestershire and she said it "where's your sister" 😂

[@korin9673]

i also say “yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum. yum yum yum yum yum yum yum” when my food is coming towards me (not in a sexual way)

[@neilgodwin6531]

I say it in a sexual way. That's why I'm banned from most Michelin starred restaurants in Birmingham

[@korin9673]

@@neilgodwin6531 oh !

[@ItalianBach]

Me also

[@Dvika-ib3lk]

​@@ItalianBachyum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum yum ( not in a non sexual way tho)

[@Ariandcrew]

i love these replies lmaooooo

[@ashbbmusic]

“thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach” we all say in unison

[@averymcmillan189]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@octag0nal]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@xCrxmzx]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@user-qe6xy2tq7g]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@NotReallyJabu05]

thank you for blessing us with this upload lord bach

[@himeow69]

“Catch a labia by toe, if it wiggles it’s on its menstrual cycle” 😂😂

[@ItalianBach]

I forget about my social footprint

[@ada_mesmer.]

what.

[@dead-ringer]

where the hell would the toe be

[@esmeecampbell7396]

It's when they come out wriggling you know you missed that menstrual cycle 😂

[@cricketandgraham8644]

HUH

[@wolvie1618]

As someone who loves Caesar salad, that's not how you make a f@cking Caesar salad.

[@5Rice5Cake5]

Fr 😭

[@folklorhe]

“bust a lip” FOULLLLL

[@cheshirecat3572]

The second woman is honestly taking "making soup" as a child to the next level

[@balljointeddolly]

guys.. i would eat the first salad

[@Fifi-jb3yx]

So real… call me crazy but she didn’t do anything too bad to it

[@imtylerthecreator]

you scare me.

[@balljointeddolly]

@@imtylerthecreator whyy:(

[@balljointeddolly]

@@Fifi-jb3yxfr the only problem is the bowl

[@celestialceleste369]

I think its just the dressing that gets me

[@taylove1461]

18:16 he looks so disgusted 😭, literally looks like it's bringing tears to his eyes

[@arina_goblin]

“noo i don’t thooo”💅🏻 i laughed harder than i should’ve. bach is so girly pop.

[@Vel2.0]

Where does he say this

[@korin9673]

@@Vel2.04:22

[@arina_goblin]

@@Vel2.0just looked up for you, it’s 4:23

[@onlyanuli]

the out of nowhere labia joke has put him on the girlypop watch list

[@arina_goblin]

@@onlyanuli staaaawp i loved that,all the menstrual jokes he makes are top tier,it’s like Isaac is vagina himself😭😭😭

[@anteaterchronicles]

I believe that boar taint is referring to a foul smell in the pork, produced by hormones in a male pig that hasn't been castrated. Apparently not everyone can smell it, and it is completely safe to eat pork with it

[@Xemaredux]

Not just a foul smell, it tastes horrible too. I'm the only one in my family sensitive to it and it caused such a problem when I'd randomly refuse porkchops as a kid because even putting a bite in my mouth made me sick.

[@ctobolsk]

Happy to find I wasn’t the only one who knew what this was (or looked it up. I thought for sure she made it up and was surprised it was a real thing)

[@liluthealmighty]

It’s absolutely a real thing but any commercial pork is not going to have it.

[@Xemaredux]

@@liluthealmighty nah but if you're supporting local farms in small-scale butchery you'll absolutely end up experiencing it at least once. My folks did that.

[@liluthealmighty]

@@Xemaredux that’s why I said commercial. In industry farms boar are castrated before they have the chance to taint the meet. With smaller buyers are farms you are much more likely to get it. Not that that should dissuade you as smaller farms are absolutely the way to go when possible imo

[@LeTaxCollect]

"Maple Syzerp"

[@MitziThePig]

Speed-running getting sent to the gulag, what amount of boredom do these people have that they create such monstrosities.

[@Sedonaks]

“My hands look like this.. so his can look like this..” Dobby in the corner with his HANDS ON HIS KNEES 🕺🪩

[@Thalvia]

"Menstrual cycle?? I know that when I see it" is a wild line LMAOOOOO

[@KOmyself]

which one of you beauties is on your period

[@rockybread4626]

the way hes genuinley concerned when the tuna in the packet shows up i cant

[@mickielynn626]

7:23 "cuz everyone has a cutting board the size of... MY FUCKIN AHSSSSS

[@bethanyb66]

That part made me literally laugh out loud

[@aishayahiat8309]

you had me at “lower your life expectancy” 😍

[@himeow69]

Saying “Whip” like stewy from family guy is the way to go 😂

[@junbug3301]

My body recoiled multiple times at these dishes

[@Untimely-End]

i love when british people do american accents- its so funny to me 😂 yours is really good

[@charlenefrancesca4322]

“What the hell is even that” we all say in union

[@augustlyedits]

the way she say Worcester sauce literally made me sit there confused on why she was adding wash your sister into the mix

[@gaylittlegoblin]

worcestershire sauce, wor-sheh-ster-shire for pronouncing

[@mif_sovremennosty]

So it was Worcester sauce?!!

[@gaylittlegoblin]

@@mif_sovremennosty Worcester is a city/town It's Worcestershire

[@augustlyedits]

@@mif_sovremennosty I think so

[@seguaye]

this man has such soulful eyes. like a sad cow being led to slaughter. I mean that as a compliment

[@edynprince8782]

NO BC THAT KIND OF CAKE IS SOOO GOOD IF YOU HAVE WHITE CAKE, LIME JELLO, AND LEMON FROSTING I SWEAR. DONT KNOW WHY SHE FUCKED IT UP

[@ctobolsk]

That combo sounds delicious. Never had that kind of cake before, but now I want to try it immediately

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

@@ctobolsk it’s called jello poke cake! personally i think white cake / strawberry jello tastes the best

[@alastryona]

I've never had lime poke cake but now i really wanna try it with key lime pie filling oh my god you're a genius

[@edynprince8782]

@@bottlenose.dolphin thanks for telling me what it’s called i’ve never known

[@cannibalquinn]

thanks for another video to put me off all food for the next three months

[@monkeyfan37]

what i don’t understand is why is there always so much liquid in the meals? like the sweet potato marshmallow combo might not have been so bad if there wasn’t a gallon of coke underneath…. a cursed soup

[@ctobolsk]

This was actually the second time I heard about sweet potatoes and marshmallow tonight, which isn’t a lot, but it’s surprising that it happened twice in one day

[@actbrimstone]

Sweet potato casserole is a very common food to be made during thanksgiving (where I’m from). Usually we just make it with diced sweet potatoes, some spices, and marshmallows. Throw that in the oven for a bit and you get an ooey gooey food that’s delicious

[@monkeyfan37]

@@actbrimstone see like that i can understand but not the soda underneath 😭

[@Talkin-fr0g]

@@actbrimstoneand if your fancy you add pecans (god I love sweet potato marshmallow casserole sm)

[@beezov]

i jutst got clean

[@balljointeddolly]

aa i also just got out the shower! were twinning 🤞🤞

[@jhall900]

I woke up to black hair today… from Platinum 😂

[@eviehouse4892]

I’m so flabbergasted you’re sober

[@torva2712]

Yayy❤

[@luxlsd]

Same I busted everywhere to

[@lilysnot0kay]

marshmallows on baked sweet potatoes with brown sugar is my family's favorite thanksgiving dish to make, it's SO good. and a few restaurants near me sell loaded sweet potatoes with mini marshmallows and brown sugar on them too! 😅

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Well, sure, maybe it is good, but not with the fricking cheese, lake of coke, olive oil and pepper (at least it really looked like that). And also I'm pretty sure that honey and whatever else she added made this thing too sweet.

[@Villads2750]

11/10 video. Saw the first 2 seconds and I’m already drooling

[@Ariandcrew]

LMAO, good to have you in the cult

[@lovekar89]

bro said catch a labia by the toe PLeasee I cannot keep defending u 💀😭

[@lils6065]

just cleaned the nits off time to worship the king x

[@thewarfords5653]

Fun Fact, Caesar salad comes from Tijuana Mexico, not named after Julius Caesar

[@mif_sovremennosty]

If I remember correctly, the same thing with Napoleon cake. It's named after cook, not the emperor

[@spongiestsponge5897]

I immediately bust the moment this man pops up on my screen

[@ena2584]

I think she’s trying to mimic a Midwestern accent. Don’t know if she actually is from the Midwest, but she’s def picking words to annunciate on. 😂 Also, little Smokies are just little sausages with sauce on them. Basically cocktail weenies.

[@Terri_MacKay]

Add her vocal fry to the mix, and she has a voice that I never, ever want to hear again.

[@Kayscookingrebrand]

My cousin (heavily autistic) caught me watching one of your videos maybe yesteryear and asked me if you were on the spectrum as well, to that I replied “if the spectrum is all about creativity and uniqueness then yes.” You’re welcome my liege.

[@sarahline9200]

Sweet potatoes, marshmallows, cinnamon, and coconut combined is definitely an American thanksgiving dish lol but not with sweet potato fries

[@ashbee2251]

And salt and pepper, cheese, and olive oil....LIKE WHY?!?!

[@Serai4hire]

Who is putting coconut in their yams 😭

[@Talkin-fr0g]

@@Serai4hireRIGHT If anything you’d add like pecans

[@smolcrabbo]

20:25 this is called a poke cake! It's a genuine recipe (minus the energy drinks) and it's actually really good. You take white cake, poke holes into it, pour jello over it, then let it set before adding whipped cream as frosting. It leaves you with a very moist cake and is perfect for summer. But the addition of energy drinks was foul.

[@love4yuuu]

6:37 imagine your sitting in your room and you just hear your bother go “ WHY DO THEY MAKE SWEETCORN CREAMY gawd daymmm” …

[@caillew7618]

And this is why I was always so grateful my room was on the other end of the hall from my brother

[@love4yuuu]

@@caillew7618 frrr 🤣🤣🤣

[@elven_spaghetti4976]

just stumbled along this channel im 10 seconds in and already CAPTIVATED dude

[@junbug3301]

I have been binge watching your videos for the past two days straight now you have blessed us with a new video ‼️ italianbach supremacy

[@VISUALVIDS]

Tirimisu-icide

[@111millie]

getting bach tattooed on my forehead

[@ctobolsk]

You’ll look like the edgiest classical musician lol

[@TheIntermediateArtist]

Happy Mother’s Day, ItalianMotherBach 🥰‼️

[@raccoondog11]

The jello and cake thing is just a poke cake. Normally they are NOT made with energy drinks. They're so good.

[@G.H.0.S.T.]

Kate is like AI trying to make recipes

[@British_Buffooon]

"Kitchen Shrs" got me

[@folklorhe]

bach mustve hacked my brain because ive been wanting another vid like this 😝

[@Kacey-Leigh]

Saw the title and immediately clicked

[@imtylerthecreator]

Lmfao same

[@uncommonusername]

Lead, radiation, asbestos, smoking, most are cancer causing but i think cancer does cut your lifespan short. radiation probably just straight up kills you, albeit extremely painfully

[@johnnycummings7068]

I'm going to sit here and HARD defend the salad(all but the chicken, not hard to just cook fresh chicken but whatever). But everything else on it was fine. The dressing is literally a lazy man's Caesar dressing. Lacking the anchovies but subed for the Worcester sauce(it's fermented anchovies, garlic, onion, turmeric, and molasses). It's common to add Dijon to some restraunt dressing, at least the ones I worked at. Mayo is just an aioli(except egg yolk is your emulsifier instead of just garlic and oil), oil, salt, garlic, and lemon. Again, out of all the hills I'm going to die on, this one is is.

[@Dani-leeMack]

I actually cannot deal with him, he’s too funny man 😂❤

[@Sophie-mcnulty]

kay's cooking walked so that these people could run

[@ripcoop28.]

The salad is probably the most appetizing thing out of all these recipes

[@babiemode8726]

the italian bach the real one

[@katherinetesslybukari6880]

Loved the tracy beaker reference ❤❤❤

[@dalbygraf264]

no one: Isaac: why is she putting corn in cornbread?

[@kerriecripps2093]

Donno how she got boar taint with beef that’s a new one for me 😂 you have litterly had me in tears “wash your sister” 😂

[@soph9137]

2:33 ayyy coeliac mentioned !!

[@Traivs.Sctto.]

Damn i was watching you at 30k subscribers and now your over 250 bro keep going man as mcdonalds would say "im lovin' it" (mcdonalds dont sue me plz)

[@MeghanLiddy]

When he winked my left kidney ruptured

[@tan.xoxo1]

I LOVE YOUR VIDEOS SO MUCH 😭😭

[@ariellenathanson2593]

If war crimes were a recipe....

[@maike0597]

12:46 staying alive, staying alive

[@smppatel]

how does he still not know it's salt???? LMAO

[@torackplays]

the bore taint saga had me wheezing

[@spacesparrow925]

I rewatch this every night to fall asleep, Bach's voice is just so nice

[@spacesparrow925]

He could talk for an hour about dirt and I'd be very grateful

[@ewbvs]

i just bust a lip

[@imogen5141]

Thank you for always making me laugh

[@kruistochtinspijkerbroek2786]

CRYING laughing when she ‘unveiled’ the beans

[@TheSifadiaries]

your vids always have the oddest titles lmaoo i never know what i'm getting myself into 😂😂😂

[@Alyrulz421]

That “what have you done to me” 😭💀

[@meganyates1050]

You're genuinely so funny 😭

[@jaqsre]

you look like you’d lay pipe in the 70s

[@xinran1969]

I reckon he’s got more of an mid 80’s footballer vibe going on

[@serixskylark]

Looking at the background in one of her videos, I have deduced that the first woman may be based in either Arizona, California, New Mexico, or Nevada, and that knowledge scares me. She’s too close to me. Too close. If she’s in Arizona I actually need to leave the state before I become part of her next concoction.

[@gracielovesseungmin]

i want bach to cook for me

[@somethingfunny5571]

20:33 My grandmother used to make this for my father and his siblings. It was called Jello-cake and according to him it was absolutely revolting

[@CharNarey]

YES THANKS FOR THE B-DAY POST

[@SweetDee033]

That sweet potato dish made me stressed out

[@catm2454]

I'm aussie, my mums american...it sounds fucked but sweet potato caserole topped with melted marshmallows goes hAAARd...all my Aussie friends were thinking its so gross and didn't wanna try then they all loved it

[@MsLove-hb5ud]

I’m never watching your videos while drawing again because I almost messed up so many times from laughing so much 😭

[@randomcanadian6298]

It's just so bizarre, like the sweet potato fries with all the marshmallows and shit. There is a legitimate recipe that has marshmallow on mashed sweet potato, but instead it's like they heard the two ingredients and tried to figure out what humans eat.

[@phantomthread4385]

That bowl salad reminds me of Marshall's mom's salad in How I Met Your Mother

[@1997jackattack]

Elaine with the Stewie griffin accent

[@shay.333]

i love the “what is that even”

[@torva2712]

Hope everyones having a good day

[@elsajackson787]

Imagine feeding the last one to a Victorian child

[@_qui_et_]

Yes, i also put marshmallows in my sweet potato casserole. You put cinnamon in it and it tastes really good quite frankly

[@UnkownWonders]

First time seeing you and the first 10 seconds were...... Well it was something for sure 😂. Got my whole attention now and sub. Also this entire video is just proof that everyone can cook but not everyone should be allowed to

[@puffy3958]

I was just about to eat..

[@EEEEEEEEEE-bz3lz]

20:30is hello poke cake, the wort version in h3II tho

[@Familliarsurroundings]

Day bad. Italian Bach posts. Day better

[@lukekoff]

i shared this to my family group chat. x

[@cherryblossom9778]

Long day at work then boom bach uploads. It’s like he knows 🙏🙏

[@bea.hamilton]

babe wake up new Italian Bach video just dropped

[@ortuluna]

18:34 its a common thing in the south and west of the us, but its mostly just mashed yams and marshmellows nothing else. No clue why it became common around thanksgiving but it did.

[@alastryona]

Sweet potato, brown sugar, pecans, marshmallows for us. Same thing at the core though. I think we used fresh potato but i was a kid so i dont remember. coulda been canned. Its absolutely delicious though and a great dessert.

[@Arianalovescats321]

I laughed so hard at this thank you lord bach

[@_pinkangels]

John west tuna packets are a thing and they are so good

[@ashley-jaynesmith9334]

Ive been binge watching your videos all day again 😂 so im glad to see a fresh upload ! Whwna the gaming channel comIng out ? 🎉

[@TheLukecottle]

That tiramisu is the dessert you wanna eat if you wanna die tiramisoon