This Is Not My Wife! | House M.D..

A supposedly professional painter has some trouble capturing the true beauty of a mans wife leading to disappointment all around and one bloody nose.
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Season5 Episode 3 "Adverse Events"
A painter's undiagnosed illness begins to affect his work, but he is unable to see his art is suddenly grotesque. He is brought to Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital, though he claims that he is getting better. House grows suspicious when he learns that the painter was fearful of a test involving the injection of a dye. It is later revealed that he is on three separate drug trials, which he was hiding from his girlfriend. Meanwhile, House continues to use Lucas to obtain information about his team and to learn more about Cuddy's personal life
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[@Wisa21Gaming]

"My wife's not doing the doorman" "How do you know?" "We don't have a doorman".

[@sarahfranks7042]

Giggles😁 i love taub

[@kellychau6583]

*When you don’t know what it means-*

[@Empedocles449]

There are other doors.

[@gusparkwood4890]

Taub's underrated.

[@claytoncurr8078]

I was looking for this specific comment as soon as i hesrd it

[@eilivulv]

I would like to see the husband's reaction when finding out he punched a sick man just trying to make a living.

[@irmaadams7780]

How did you come up with this? Actually quite clever.

[@spritemon98]

Sue him back

[@gingertea3778]

I would’ve wanted to jump in front of a train and disappear out of existence ngl. I’m an overthinker, although this wouldn’t happen in the first place because I personally wouldn’t have punched him and just pretended that the painting was what I wanted and left. The painting was really good either way, even if it was slightly different from what I wanted.

[@lorisreality8681]

Yeah I thought the husband jumped the gun by punching him like that. I would have been angry because that wasn't the style of portrait they had evidently agreed upon. However, violence is just a good way to wind up in jail for assault. I probably would have not paid the dude because he didn't do what I asked. If later I figured out a medical condition was at fault. I would give him a chance to fix the original painting to a realistic face OR let him just start over and do the realistic portrait, and pay him after the work is done ( in style requested) plus a nice tip.

[@MinesAGuinness]

You make the mistake of assuming that people like that have the capacity to empathise, or to feel true remorse for their actions. In reality, he would expend a large amount of time just plainly lying to anyone who accused him of punching the artist. Then, when the weight of evidence was undeniable, he would continue to insult the artist, and justify his own actions. When charged, he would then expend his time feeling sorry for himself and accusing the legal system of being corrupt or full of 'leftists' for attempting to deal with a 'good, law-abiding' citizen like him. Worse, he would have a crowd of family, friends, neighbours and random crazies from the internet lining up to defend him.

[@pepe_s1lvia]

He shouldn't have punched the artist, he can literally sue the guy now for even more money than he was paid for

[@KurtCobainsMicrophone]

@@DarkChibiWeebie Um, no. That's how it would succeed, actually. Because the dude punched the guy for something that wasn't even his fault. But then again, I have something called 'intelligence' and can actually figure stuff like that out for myself very easily, so I'm just stating the obvious.

[@DarkChibiWeebie]

@@KurtCobainsMicrophone bruh don't gotta be so hostile

[@DarkChibiWeebie]

@@KurtCobainsMicrophone I was also referring to how if the guy sued him for money it would fail because he had an illness an couldn't help it an not the other way around for sueing, only way I see your comment making sense considering how you responded with it an all

[@Elias-dw4oz]

@@DarkChibiWeebie I think you are misunderstanding. The artist isn't going to get sued. The artist is the one that should sue the other guy for punching him. If someone punches you like that, you can charge them for harassment and get money for it. Specially if you are sick and he punched you for something that wasn't your fault.

[@DarkChibiWeebie]

@@Elias-dw4oz my first comment was asking if it would fail or not for if the guy who punched the artist didn't punch him an decided to just sue if he would win or not since the artist is ill an all

[@braincube013]

We all sitting here enjoying House, y’all my family now.

[@gb469x]

Hello family ❤️🙏🏼

[@GageFilms]

I'm glad to be a part of such a lovely family.

[@braincube013]

@Alisha reily I’m resending you to the orphanage then 😎👍

[@paranoidspiderbeans3968]

Yes my bro

[@pheonixiagal6828]

I have the coolest family ever :,)

[@LittleParade_]

From the makers of "This is Not Your Wife", we bring you: "This is Not My Wife!"

[@Richard_Jones]

This is not my beautiful home either.

[@lindasmith6316]

@@Richard_JonesLOL!!

[@killgore375]

@@Richard_Jones LETTING THE DAY GO BY! let the water hold me down.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

That video brought me here

[@miriamllamas224]

😂😂😂 that's exactly how YT recommended these two videos. LOL

[@codgamingvidsandmore]

I cant be the only one that realizes that the artist is John from Garfield

[@samanthamorris427]

Braden Nicholson thank you

[@BeamBinge]

i believe he also plays in herbie fully loaded

[@demons27]

Screw that. He's Boba Fett from Robot Chicken

[@christiaanbothma]

I thought he looked familiar.

[@alski200]

The actors name is Breckin Myer

[@moviehermit5631]

That husband at the beginning has some serious anger issues

[@AcherontiaStyx]

Dude really just collected a felony because he didn't like some art

[@Slackow]

@@AcherontiaStyx I mean to be fair he was paying for it, but yeah it was an overreaction for sure.

[@darklord2528]

How I would of nocked him out

[@darklord2528]

mike meeks funny thing is I don’t have one so 😁

[@dragonix8527]

@ Sounds like you have anger issues too. Maybe get some help there, killer.

[@Kaybug150]

The first time I saw this episode, it actually really creeped me out. Something about the idea of not seeing something the way everyone else does, and obviously not realizing it, because of course you wouldn't, makes me severely uncomfortable.

[@Rkenton48]

That is pretty much how we do see everything. Differently.

[@kibenthewolf]

Welcome to DID it is terrifying

[@geiiger]

Do not watch Hannibal tv series constant weird

[@jessicastone2179]

lol me with autism be like

[@sarcasticguy4311]

Don't ever talk politics. Ever.

[@anthonywells7045]

"Woah.. she is hot " meanwhile patient seizes uncontrollably on bed 😂😂

[@magnusm4]

He's sort of like me. Why bother worrying when there's plenty around us doing it already and we can't do anything about this, so want some ice cream?

[@3lttlbrds]

Ikr😂😂😂😂😂😂 that scene killed me

[@gutz1981]

Welcome to House M.D

[@confirmhandle]

@@magnusm4 brilliant. 💯. However I guess everyone in the room can provide insight or an observation of a issues going on and collectively more knowledge nthe better to pick a direction.

[@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE]

yeah you just assaulted a guy over something you could have just talked about. you are not only NOT going to get your 5k back, but you will be paying more.

[@jonsimpson6240]

@Troll uNeed I wouldn't try for jail for that, I would try for community service and some anger management course as well as some damages fine.

[@DenerWitt]

if the guy is paying good money for a painting he prob can afford to be sued. also, I would like to punch a guy that disrespects my wife too

[@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE]

@@DenerWitt yeah he can probably pay to be sued and yeah some of us do feel like punching a guy that disrespects our wives too.. but the point remains ... hes never (physically) getting his money back and will be paying more money for assault. its my reaction to the guy punching the other guy and saying "that money better be here when i get back".

[@pepe_s1lvia]

@@SIDEKICKONKZbin Yeah that's right he *might* have to pay more in circumstances where the charges aren't dropped ofc. And even if the guy didn't assault the artist and sued him instead, he would likely get countersued or counterclaimed due to his illness. Or in a situation where there was no illness but the artist's style was depicted in that odd form which was backed by the previous work, then there was no misleading nature of false advertisement so the guy who sued the artist just didn't pay attention, well the charges might or might not be dropped for falsely suing the artist so the countersuit will still be active, hence, the guy will literally lose more than he should've lost even if he did fail the suit that he acted upon if it was not accepted since it would rebut anyways. So the guy is literally in the worst position possible as in most possibilities he will end up losing money, some of them he may lose more than he would've and some less and there would still be slim chances of him winning the claims so if no action is taken and he cuts losses, he has a higher chance of not losing more and lower chance of getting it all back. I really do feel bad for him, this has created some sort of loophole which I can't really get that much into detail rn

[@SIDEKICKONYOUTUBE]

@@pepe_s1lvia this

[@CantEscapeFlorida]

Clearly anyone weirded out by the painting never would have been a fan of picassos work. This was literally the reaction people had when picasso started doing his abstract work.

[@eduardomiotto]

Or Francis Bacon.

[@dxmanforlife]

I think its a lil diffrent because they wanted a potriat. Not a abstract painting. Its like paying for a burger and getting a chicken sandwich

[@Ravi9A]

Picasso sucks though

[@Ravi9A]

@Liam van der Vyver Nah, man, I really don't think most of his art is great, don't particularly care about his personal life.

[@notyou6674]

@@eduardomiotto lets not compare such a great artist to trash. picasso isn't even close to a decent art student let alone francis bacon.

[@kaungsetmoe4876]

The picture of the wife really creeps me out with the music. It literally sends a chill down my spine.

[@ThereforeIAmHim]

same

[@cliftonjames785]

I thought it was kinda cool looking lol

[@mashreeko]

I kinda got jump scared

[@68404]

I think you have a tumour

[@kaungsetmoe4876]

@@68404 wha

[@johnb8956]

Day 514 of promising I will watch the full thing instead of random clips on KZbin

[@thomasbarton478]

If you got Amazon prime get on it

[@acidburn9327]

ME AHAHAHAHHAAHAHA

[@lamakamikaze2229]

JUST DO IT

[@acidburn9327]

its a lot of commitment

[@Aberator5]

If you have amazing prime just use prime video. It’s worth it

[@jessepinkmansimp6090]

it feels nice watching the clip at the exact same time as 260 strangers

[@jaimhaas5170]

If only we could make introductions...I know some of them are just my type.

[@Youtubeisstartingtosuck]

I prefer to watch the same clip as 8,253 people😂

[@crisdlcruz145]

You got ease up on the crack pipe

[@melenengrl]

Isn't that what happens when you watch normal TV?

[@winniethepooh2941]

And then 230 liking that idea

[@Fanouriou]

"Couldn't, even if i cared enough to want to!" What a beautiful sentence. I want a tattoo of that sentence!

[@jademcinniss7698]

Did you get the tattoo?

[@UnkowingBrother]

Still waiting to find out.

[@digitalradiohacker]

We need answers.

[@laestrella9727]

You have had a year to get this tattoo.. can we have an update, please?

[@schechter01]

If you got the tattoo, we need to see it.

[@jayhome2715]

You ever seen a hospital behave like CSI?? lol I love how this show treats hospitals like there's a team of specialists just waiting to solve the next mystery patient. lol

[@industrialcathedral]

irl they usually say it's bad diet, emotional problem or hypochondria. And they ask you to wait in a horrendous queue for a specialist, 2 years or more

[@simonbright2975]

Guess that's why you know... it's a fictional piece of television.

[@maureenlaneski2802]

It's weird to me that they do everything. They're taking blood. They're putting in tubes.

[@shadows_star]

....It's a diagnostic team. In a teaching hospital...with a diagnostician who only takes the strangest cases. Of course they do, especially when House specifically picked each member to have a different specialty.

[@cherylernst2343]

Actually the hospital near me is very. much like this. It is a teaching hospital. A medical college. There are young doctors that are able to work next to some of the best specialists in the country. The level of care is reflective of the dedication of the staff of fellows and specialists. I was fortunate enough to have gotten a team that is very similar to what you see on this program.

[@dailydoseofmedicinee]

The name House pays tribute to the medical acronym HOUSE (History Of USE). This terminology is used to denote when a patient has a history of drug use or addiction. 👍

[@jessepinkmansimp6090]

that is correct, it's also a play on sherlock holmes (holmes sounds like homes, therefore we have house and wilson)

[@CrowGamingVideos]

@@jessepinkmansimp6090 As well as House living in apartment B in a building at 221 on his street, the opiod addiction, disdain for people, and brilliance in his field

[@greg3082]

In another episode, it was also revealed that if you shuffle around the letters in GREGORY HOUSE, you can spell HUGE EGO, SORRY. So the witty writers of the show probably started with the last name House for the reasons you mentioned, then added the first name Gregory for that reason as well.

[@jessepinkmansimp6090]

@@CrowGamingVideos my school locker number is 221, it's like i was meant to love house

[@RuralTowner]

@@jessepinkmansimp6090 ie destined to be brilliant but blunt?

[@Werntzy]

Jon Arbuckle just got punched by Butch Glizean/Solomon Grundy Interesting crossover

[@jacobsmith7254]

Love Gotham. Good reference.

[@Werntzy]

@@jacobsmith7254 Thanks.

[@SasmitRanjan]

Indeed

[@GreyhawkTheAngry]

I approve.

[@amoose8439]

No, he got punched by a red John acolyte. Tiger tiger

[@phoqueme]

Ah I remember this ep. So long story short, this dude had a bezoar (a type of mass trapped in the intestines, usually) that got bigger and worse when he took one of his experimental drugs. In typical fashion, House finds out last minute and is able to save the patient lmao

[@cliftonjames785]

How almost every house episode is structured lol

[@MrsJolene-]

Like the bezoar from Harry Potter! That Snape asked him about the first time they met. Or that Harry used to save Ron when he drank Malfoys poisoned meade with professor Slughorn. It's a real thing!

[@gobblinal]

Basically it's kinda like a hairball.

[@businessmodelmastery8514]

@@cliftonjames785 ... HOUSE is basically Sherlock Homes reworked, with the evil mysterious villains replaced with evil mysterious illnesses. The 'single episode soap opera sequence' requires a 'just when you though you had it sussed' cliffhanger before last minute resolution

[@BackwardsHat]

Not a thorough explanation. The bezoar is indeed a mass, but it is a mass of drugs. Like, literally a ball of drugs.

[@kawaiisakura7245]

1:57 Picasso would be proud.

[@1c3K1ng]

I was laughing like an laughing hyena

[@kkibela]

Honestly feel like this episode is a very elaborate diss track to Picasso

[@lauriepowell3959]

Francis Bacon

[@emmawalker2277]

are we just gonna sleep on that amazing line "are you going to tell heather?" "couldnt, even if i cared enought to want to"

[@notme222]

It's brilliant. I was about to drop my own comment until I saw yours down here.

[@hengamehhjh7086]

I was looking for this comment

[@nightrous3026]

"you may find yourself thinking: this is not my beautiful wife"

[@Bowiiihowdy]

Letting the days go by

[@axecalibore]

LOL! Comment of the day.

[@sivalley]

Under the water; carry the water

[@Jane5720]

Isn’t that a song?

[@louisebyrne5856]

Letting the days go by....

[@Selyidar]

Hugh Lawrey is perfect and insanely talented. Also, whoever came up with the idea for a Sherlock Holmes medical show, was a genius.

[@geiiger]

Thank the doctors then

[@ebriggs3498]

Hugh Laurie.

[@alexstewart7655]

**Laurie

[@lisaandothers]

Fun fact: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle drew inspiration for Sherlock Holmes from Dr. Joseph Bell, one of his professors in medical school

[@John-Doe-Yo]

@@alexstewart7655 it's actually Lawry.

[@jables3377]

Here is a great question... if the artist saw the paining of the redhead was perfect... if he looked at the "perfect" paintings in his studio... wouldn't he see them as massively distorted? Unless he never looked around his studio, he should have known something was wrong!

[@cmLMolde]

Its actually a very interesting point surrounding how the brain fills areas it cant see properly. Its not that he saw distorted faces which he painted, he saw paintings perfectly normal, however when he began painting his brain distortes his view so while he was painting he saw something which was not there, he saw a perfect face portrait, while in reality he had missed the proportions and so on. I have some minor personal experience in having my view distorted just a little bit, i noticed when i couldnt find a minor item on a table, i saw the whole table just fine, but when i moved my head i saw the item right in front of me, discovering that i had a small hole i my vision, which my brain filled with an "assumption" of what was there. In the tables case the white cloth covering it. This was particularly scary as i might be blind to a pedestrian or car when out driving, as my brain would just fill the street/road as empty in my brain. However i will have a major headache whenever my vision fails me in this way so i avoid driving when this is the case.

[@farahnaaz78]

Both of you . Bravo.. Excellent question and an informative response

[@mbsb1376]

@@cmLMolde Thats a seizure dude.

[@cmLMolde]

@@mbsb1376 Hmm, we just consider it a bi effect of the migraines parts of my family gets under certain conditions. Especially activated during certain light conditions of which we usually put on sunglasses or withdraw to a dark room. (Laying down with eyes closed also helps.) I havent seen it as any more than just "a migraine" since my mother also gets it.

[@KohavEsh]

@@mbsb1376 not necessarily a seizure. Read "The man who mistook his wife for a hat"

[@WalterLiddy]

House's astonishment at the sight of the wife is hilarious.

[@benwu7980]

There's something just correct about how not just his gaze went to her chest, but also the camera shot did.

[@Theveshinpillay]

"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to", always loved that line

[@jacobsmith7254]

Please explain that line to me. Can't figure it out.

[@Theveshinpillay]

@@jacobsmith7254 HIPAA is a Law that restricts Doctors from divulging information their patients tell them. House means that even if he cared enough to tell the patient's girlfriend that he's broke, he literally couldn't tell her because of the law.

[@Roddarzz]

13: "What are you looking at?" House:"Apparently a moron!" House's rudeness is so catchy 😆

[@mariabarker2036]

When I first got my House DVDs, I was binge watching them. Husband (who watched when around but didn't binge): This is so formulaic. Me: Yep, Don't Care. Shush.

[@vernonsmith6176]

Blu ray or regular dvd?

[@_thecell_]

If you pause around 1:03 just before the husband steps in front of the painting, you can tell it isn't distorted at all.

[@pentrent8421]

Thank you,now I can sleep again.

[@robertpodbery242]

It is just possible that that is what the artist saw, rather than what was there

[@davidretana6258]

maybe were another patient with the same condition 😵

[@zoyadulzura7490]

@@robertpodbery242 I'm subscribing to that because I like it better than a continuity error.

[@jakepullman4914]

Why did they bother making a "normal painting" prop? Seems like throwing away time and money when it's never supposed to appear on-screen.

[@tsilva2183]

I love how they always break into the patient’s homes lol

[@610Hobbies]

I really hated it when House became so obsessed with his team's personal lives, he was never this invasive of their privacy with his original crew.

[@EVO6-]

Maybe he trusts them less? Or maybe the writers slacked off idk

[@TheCatandCrystalWitch]

I figured he wasn’t getting the reactions he used to get. No one is surprised by his usual behaviors anymore, oh that’s just House. He had to do worse and worse things to get the reactions he wanted. Basically he was bored. This is just my take on what the writers were trying to convey.

[@610Hobbies]

@@TheCatandCrystalWitch That makes sense, I really didn't like House becoming like that, he became more and more childish as the show went on.

[@shanayazaveri2620]

This was the season House's mental health got worse because of the vicodin. Maybe, this was a part of it. And not to mention, he was lonely because Wilson had left the hospital for a while and wasn't talking to House.

[@shinyelf]

House is an addict, the thing that provided a sufficient kick last week might not do so this week. He'll always be compelled to seek greater thrills, wilder reactions. That is why he becomes increasingly invasive, why he becomes more extreme in his procedures. House is a paradox in that he needs to cure a patient, but he never wants them to be healthy, since them becoming healthy ends the game/challenge.

[@DragonLandlord]

Painting a portrait would have taken months considering scheduling, someone would have noticed that it wasn't what they were paying for long before he finished it.

[@HibiyaPlays]

Not necessarily. Some artists can finish within a few hours. Just look at "Portrait Artist of the Year" competition.

[@FordFourD-aka-Ford4D]

Nah, a portrait of that level of realism/naturalism (at least what's it's supposed to look like) isn't hard to do for a trained painter. You could easily knock that out in a single session. Easy. And in general, most portraits don't take anywhere close to months. That would be insane.

[@Thejollyjujube]

No, not at all. Depends really on what you want the final result to be. But I can see that painting be done in one session. Maybe two

[@BenSwagnerd]

@@Thejollyjujube i feel like humidity has a lot to do with it too. Like for an oil painting, paintings done in humid areas will dry differently than ones in non humid areas. I kinda wanna bug my oil painter friend...

[@jorriffhdhtrsegg]

Not really, its all prima post-impressionist stuff basically. It may take a few sittings but what you mean is something like a classical or hyperreal style.

[@slaphappyduplenty2436]

“I need more light on your hips” Her hips are behind a pillow.

[@allys744]

I thought the same thing too!!

[@stupidburp]

Subtle hint to drop the pillow and show more skin

[@veilbreak5867]

only on tv do unemployed 'starving artists' have apartments like that.

[@blackoperation14]

And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife!"

[@macmcleod1188]

And you may say to yourself, "This is not my beautiful house."

[@aneeshahenry8672]

"He's doctor House. He's pleased to meet you"😂😂😂

[@TheOnceandFutureJake]

"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to!" I'm definitely gonna start using this.

[@moonscar119]

for anyone that cares : Spoilers: one of the trials he was on was an antacid... it caused the other drug trials to ball up in his stomach because he didn't have enough stomach acid to digest them.... every now and then the ball would break up and release a huge does of whatever concoction it was made of and caused the symptoms

[@gopalakrishna2966]

Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to. LMAO sums up House.

[@MrQwerty15ification]

As a kid, I never understood the reluctance to have a doctor check you over. Now, as an adult who needs money, I completely understand the reluctance

[@analisasmith7927]

American

[@wessltov]

One year ago: "This isn't your wife!" This year: "This is not my wife!" What is it with people being mistaken for someone's wife?

[@macmcleod1188]

Well there was once a man who mistook his wife for a hat. Seriously.

[@anna-majandersson6716]

House : You seem to have a massive brain tumor! Patient : Who are you? 13 : He's Dr House! He's pleased to meet you....!

[@emilybean7806]

I see that painting as an abstract painting or maybe more surrealism type. It gives me Dali vibes. I would love to keep that painting tbh. But I could understand why the husband would be upset since he paid for it and thought the man was probably harassing his wife. But as a painter myself, I kinda like it distorted.

[@zacharycohn822]

I can't be the only one who was mildly infuriated when the door didn't stay closed at 8:07

[@Capcoor]

“You look amazing.” She really does.

[@franktherubberducky]

It's good to see Kumar finally become a doctor. He did made hi dad proud afterall...

[@shanablack5737]

He ended himself tho(((

[@Endlesshadowsxoxo]

I cackle every time he opens a door not using the actual handle, such a hilarious little detail

[@jaimhaas5170]

So beauty is "not" always in the eye of the beholder?

[@bohlalenchabeleng1370]

That portrait was so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@frankthetank7187]

I love those smiles House gives like at 3:26. Feels authentic

[@EziooAuditore]

Shows how good of an actor Hugh Laurie is

[@mrprogamer7163]

House would be great at being crewmate in among us.

[@NotAGoodUsername360]

You know if I were the client and I said I didn't want an abstract painting, and he said that it wasn't abstract, I'd call the hospital instead of punching.

[@sakurafalls2468]

All I'm saying is, if someone painted me like that, my first worry would be _them,_ not the painting. Someone who does realistic paintings and suddenly makes one like this is clearly very unwell.

[@kristajones7202]

I'd be worried that he kept insisting so genuinely that it did look realistic

[@cygnustsp]

I had a friend who did those drug trials. He'd get $5000 for a 5 day study. Dude was completely crazy but awesome to hang out with.

[@usp40guy5]

Good thing he didn't paint a portrait of your wife 😁

[@cygnustsp]

@@usp40guy5 I wouldn't let him within 1000 miles of my wife lol

[@hchoe741]

"What's wrong with it?" It's a MASTERPIECE!!

[@a.realperson]

where’s the person who explains the synopsis of the episode in the comments so I don’t have to go watch the whole thing?

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809]

Not same person, but the medical reason behind issue is a hairball that's got experimental drugs in it. Sometimes the drugs dissolve and randomly give him symptoms

[@lukechillin6226]

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 our saviour

[@magnusm4]

@@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhhhhhh7809 Saw the episode. Basically he was a guinea pig and one of the drugs gave lower stomach acid causing left overs to stuck together creating a kind of ball that absorbed the experimental pills and regularly gave him a high dose of all three drugs.

[@The-Rose-and-the-Cross]

So it's a bezoar? I didn't see that one coming.

[@stephw.7874]

@@The-Rose-and-the-Cross Professor Snape did though

[@paolaalmazan6441]

-Are you gonna tell Heather? -I couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to 😂

[@orangeythecat9252]

Couldn’t even if I care enough to want to. -Dr. House

[@NatashaLovell]

"Couldn't, even if I cared enough to want to" 🤣🤣

[@amypap3100]

I see kumar finally graduated med school and stopped smoking weed lol

[@jeanlouw7240]

Didn't he kill himself in this series ?

[@20biomed08]

@@jeanlouw7240 yes.

[@skylarrossspeedpaintstheory]

When the artist brain got tired of realism it goes straight to abstract randomly. -sky 2020

[@cherryistrash4080]

Did you just quote yourself?

[@skylarrossspeedpaintstheory]

Ya

[@aronbaron1746]

@@cherryistrash4080 he’s giving credit to the original quoter

[@kimmyjane9318]

Hahaha that’s brilliant 🤣

[@shamas_kitchen]

Whoever reading this comment may you have a blessed life full of happiness with your lovely family and may you succeed in your every good aim.. I am also doing much hard work for my food channel but I am getting sad now because I am not getting much response I don't want to become hopeless,,,, 😭

[@EVO6-]

Stop spamming, bye

[@msidhu6012]

We are suffering in 2020 F U

[@brikhausgaming9474]

Seems like an overreaction to an abstract painting

[@50calbullit]

dude kumar actually became a doctor like his dad wanted lol

[@lizfritz6546]

The amount of HIPPA violations in this show are insane

[@dharmallars]

I think the funniest thing about this is the idea that a painting like that could be completed in one sitting

[@tharwab]

it definitely could lol

[@ilmaio]

Have you ever been in any tourist spot worldwide? One hour tops, you have your portrait. Chalks, 10 minutes.

[@ZaynahZihoa]

Supposedly professional, tons of amazing artists have jobs. Tons of history's great artists had other jobs. I love how people will try to shame the artist rather than the society that wants artists to make art but doesn't pay them for it, instead fetishizing the concept of the "struggling artist" killing themselves to birth the supposedly most pure form of art. As long as it's not abstract, because people don't like that either.

[@cmf1402]

At the beginning I thought he drew the woman with herself completely exposed, when I finally saw it I couldn't contain my belly laugh.

[@AkshayKumar-tp1el]

Now I don't think I will be able to sleep after watching that portrait and hearing the background music at the same time

[@pentrent8421]

Yep

[@MikinessAnalog]

A complete loss of self control may cost you more money than you were initially owed when you physically strike another individual. His parents would be so proud they raised a bully.

[@ninas2279]

As if doctors would go to your home to check if they can find contributing factors 😂😂 also you would never have multiple doctors at once looking after you unless your having a code blue. 🤣

[@gitygal]

The way am addicted to house clips.. it's like I can't sleep until I see one😎😎

[@Qaztar44]

And you may ask yourself.. THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

[@IcyDragonPolaris]

And you may say to yourself, "THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL HOUSE"

[@John231984]

@@IcyDragonPolaris And then you may ask yourself. How did I get here?

[@tamarpelkinson3518]

Letting the days go by, let the water hold me down

[@axiomist4488]

I love this guy ! Everybody's freaking over an emergency, trying to save the patient and House is checking out the woman's boobs ! House :" She IS hot!" LOL !

[@funfunfun1013]

"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to..." 🤘

[@XeroFailGames]

No matter how many roles breckin myer plays he will always be all the voices from robot chicken

[@sarahgoff4795]

I have an anaphylactic reaction to the contrast dye. I have MRI’s every six months...

[@WhatheEFF]

"you may have signs of a massive brain tumor." "who are you?" "He's Dr. House, he's pleased to meet you."

[@truwu8177]

9:18 still my favorite moment lol

[@cygnustsp]

I live in a very old house full of peeling lead paint and black mold. I have awesome trippy visions sometimes.

[@faizullakhan1556]

Dr House was so much better than Bones. I am surprised that Frye (Laurie's old mate) did not do a cameo. That would have been awesome. He could have played House's therapist.

[@achyuta4206]

"Couldn't even if I cared enough to want to." The way he said it. 🤣

[@kofiashiboe-mensah686]

"not many idiots have that much ambition". what a line?

[@mrroboshadow]

if you pay close attention when the couple are coming around to look at the painting (around 1:03) it actually looks normal

[@austinbridges1271]

For a second I thought he painted something horrifying of the wife, but it's just a weird Picasso imitation. No reason to punch a guy, maybe just get annoyed.

[@stephanienarcisse978]

🤣🤣🤣 both the painting and the brush are dry

[@gu9838]

if you slow motion it and see the wide shot of the couple stepping up to the see the painting you can clearly see its not the disformed one ;-)

[@m.bird.]

Because that one is from his point of view. To him, the painting was not distorted.

[@HS-lv3is]

Punching him was so unnecessary!

[@kyleaycardo]

''Couldn't even if i care enough to want to'' lol. 😭💀

[@samarthvir]

9:18 Patient : seizing House : 👀

[@Saint_James_314]

"He's dr house, he's pleased to meet you." 😂

[@MsTinkerbelle87]

The mean kid with long hair in every 90’s movie, I couldn’t stand him lol He’s a great actor!

[@andrewvarcoe4741]

Something to try to notice, was how house always had an issue with laws and rules, checking your team members tax scores. Always used his intelligence and the fact that he was correct in many cases to explain his behaviour away. If you really wanted to connect and get to know your team, you make time and ask them directly, this allows he person to build trust with you and is allows them to decide to tell you things as they trust you. If you get caught like house did and cannot explain away, you lose a connection, possibly for good. Its a longer process to get to know the team, but its a good way to create bonds and connections with people.

[@MissAlii432]

Couldn’t even if I cared enough to want to 😂 god I love House

[@MissAlii432]

@Troll uNeed It’s not just the line, it’s the delivery as well. Maybe when you get more creative you’ll be an effective troll I need, unfortunately atm you’re not the troll anyone wants.

[@sonjabethay2277]

Lol

[@ginjaninja7147]

I literally got and ad about painting people naked after the video finished...

[@antwto8784]

Brandon just wanted to try painting her Picasso style

[@MrDeamon1]

One of the only shows I didn't mind forking over $$$$$$ for the box set

[@Mushroom-Cosplays]

Honestly I love that kind of art style. I have body dysphoria and the idea of the body being worped and moved like that is just a vivid idea of how I feel about myself.

[@L8rCloud]

“I want my money back! I told you I wanted you to paint her looking beautiful. If I wanted it to look like this I would have just taken a photo”

[@GreyhawkTheAngry]

6:06 is my favorite part, seeing Thirteen get excited was cute.

[@buffbarneystan3280]

"My wife's not sleeping with a door man" "How do you know that?" "We don't have a door man."