Wilson's Ex-Wife | House M.D..

[@bernirn]

Ohh… you cut the best part, when Wilson comes out from the bathroom and House said “aaaand… scene!” and fakes a smile to her.

[@daimhafizy]

That's how they lured you to rewatch the episode

[@bernirn]

@@daimhafizy excelent move

[@versatilerogue8137]

@@daimhafizy "it's a simple spell but quite unbreakable"

[@Paul_Bedford]

They did, in a previous video they posted. I've watched way too much of their content.

[@batoubatou9475]

@@daimhafizy or a another clip with the end of that scene ? 😅

[@techtt6213]

Nice to see House actually care enough about Wilson to make such a fuss

[@akhenatn]

Is not all about that, house main motivation is that he doesn't like to share Wilson

[@russellholmes3187]

I'm with you, there, TechTT. He _does_ care, he _does_ he _does_ ! And get thee to Tartarus all naysayers!

[@saiksaikatai594]

crazy thing is house is not really a medical show.

[@Degenerecy]

Watch the last episode. That about covers it all.... In fact, don't watch the last episode....

[@russellholmes3187]

@@Degenerecy oh. yeah. I was reading through the comments on one of these vids one night, and came upon a sort of fan-fic thing, wherein it's a few years from now, 13 is in a hospital bed, and House walks in with a baseball bat over his shoulder and comes out with something along the lines of - "So ... How _you_ doing?" It was a really beautiful piece of work. I kind of hope they do a proper dénouement for this series like they did for The Rockford Files - ask your parentshit! Ask your GRANDparents - and that this is a scene in it.

[@irawilliams343]

House: "You're new." Sam: "You're naked." That has got to be the most awkward first meeting ever

[@jzayas5698]

For her.

[@gobblinal]

When I met one of my previous girlfriends, we were both naked so I guess, less awkward?

[@radiocounseling]

Hell, had it happen to me. It's not nearly as hard as you think. Yes, that was deliberate.

[@bahbah_booie5202]

I swear to god I’m not even exaggerating when I say my friend of a friend’s first word to his new girlfriend he had over was “who the F*CK are you?!” No hesitation or sarcasm behind his curios/ displeased tone

[@other7128]

@Ka chi bro wtf 🤣

[@cutelionfish7104]

House in the protective mode is the best.

[@Sponsi_PL]

It's like you had a million Terminators behind your back : )

[@FredomHack]

" The only difference is, I'll outlast you" That hurts the most, because if you don't fool yourself, you know the friend is right 9 out of 10 times, ouch.

[@realandimaginedxyz]

Been there all my life, and currently too. You are thrown into the backburner, forgotten, until things break. Then suddenly you are wanted once more. Sigh. The things we do for love.

[@CzechMirco]

It is also the most badass statement. Because it negates everything she may try to achieve.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

Friends are usually wrong They have agendas too

[@mfitz1718]

@@YeshuaKingMessiahNo, true friends dont have agendas for you. Your friends can see everything from the outside though, without the blinding glasses of being in that relationship. They are right most of the time.

[@danialyousaf6456]

​@mfitz1718 you could say their agenda is your happiness, and they can see if something's gonna ruin that and will try and prevent it.

[@pinoyguy75]

And he was right. He did outlast her

[@amarieoflothlorien]

and even faked his own dead to make sure his best friend had fun the remaining months of his life.

[@m1ch43ll5]

I like the ending how it was. Riding throught the village on 2 harleys, but I'm kinda dissapointed, because I would love to see one extra episode how these last months looked like for them and to see funeral. How different it was to the House's funeral. Get the old team to know he is still there, since Foreman knows.

[@pspicer777]

@@m1ch43ll5 Good God man!! Just rip out our hearts already!! .... but you are right, it would be one hell of an episode!

[@kcinara]

@@pspicer777 or a movie.

[@pspicer777]

@@kcinara Even better ... you are right!!

[@Somegoy]

The relationship cuddy and house have is so well done by the actors. I love it

[@soleiltounsi6754]

And they screwed up that relationship in the seasons 6 and 7 to creating a disgusting soap where everyone slept with everyone.

[@StreetDrilla]

@@soleiltounsi6754 can u refresh my mind

[@Kona_AJ]

4:32 always makes me crack up. He shows so much enthusiasm with a very little expression change.

[@jacobshirley3457]

Different faces look very different due to infinitesimal differences, and same with facial expressions.

[@GEORGE_WARD]

8:26 Everyone needs a friend like House

[@TeamixlYT]

House: "You're asking me to condone a relationship based on lies and mistrust?" Wilson: "Yeah." House (enthusiastically): "When and Where?" *This perfectly describes house's personality*

[@bernirn]

And his friendship with Wilson

[@computernoise2209]

(eyes light up)

[@thedangerdave7167]

She was naked in the kitchen? I was naked. Why the hell where you naked in the kitchen? That’s not important right now.

[@JoeyP946]

if it was my kitchen that would have been the only thing important xd

[@alexsinclair5358]

Love how House made Wilson feel like he was paranoid for being nervous about leaving him alone with Sam and then as soon as he's gone House starts being rude to her lmao

[@jonahthrane812]

He outlasted her and stayed with Wilson until he died. Even faked his own desth to do it. House might not be the best friend one could have, but he is wilsons best friend, and certainly his most loyal.

[@Sniperboy5551]

I’d love a friend like House, he doesn’t hold back. We all need that one honest (and cynical) friend.

[@christopherrefusal4843]

You’re best friend? Maybe… The funnest friend? Fosho

[@blood.of.fenrir5575]

Wilson died?

[@harrysvensson2610]

@@blood.of.fenrir5575 Wilson died in Cast Away.

[@KrishnadasReesaul]

Bros before hoes?

[@EarlGreytheFirst]

did you see, how disappointed Horace was during the whole dinner? I really feel for him...

[@justdeb8190]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 House

[@davidbailey4404]

What does a Roman lyric poet have to do with it?

[@dharmallars]

I thought she called him Horse at first

[@billytitus1519]

Underrated comment 🔥

[@romeomonteverde]

​@@dharmallars Me too, actually it makes more sense. Likely House made an insensitive comment before getting there and as you know Ho"r"se is one letter away from House. I think the guy above only said Horace because of the closed captions, but in my head canon I'm sticking to what I said, much more funnier 😂

[@sirkelendor5429]

"Like how you slept with your dad's best friend?" "Im gonna kill him" this show is hilarious

[@atrumluminarium]

So House just casually carries around a sword in a hospital?

[@alphakilo11]

I was wondering the same thing

[@joesr31]

Its house, people probably be used to that by now

[@daynechastant]

"Well, at least it's nothing the hospital can get sued for...THIS time."

[@favouritemoon4133]

Maybe it is the same sword that House got hold of during the episode with the medieval re-enactor patient. Pretty sure this episode is much later than that one.

[@gabespiro8902]

Seems like House behaviour to me

[@mathuraphael9196]

"You know what happens when you enter other people relationship." "Of course I do, I do it all the time... I see your point 🤔"

[@TreyDZd]

3:07 his snickering here is immaculate

[@haymeatball931]

*Quick lip licks, heavy breathing* "Like how you slept with your father's friend."

[@markballinger1303]

I read this as it happened. It was beautiful.

[@olderbadboy]

at the end when the vibe changed suddenly into a palpable tension was very well done .

[@Yzjoshuwave]

The dialogue in this show was exquisite.

[@aasray]

“Patient?” “I don’t have time for this” Haha just realized the joke now

[@mississippiqueen2u]

If I didn’t already know how it ends, I still would have my money on House. I believe House’s spirit animal is an old bitter Auntie. He is petty as hell. But no lies were told.

[@krisaaron5771]

You can trust those old and bitter aunties to always tell you the unvarnished truth and not worry about your feelings. In Russia they're called "babushkas" and two of 'em decimated an entire regiment of Germans during WWII.

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

@@krisaaron5771that’s the word for gma not aunt

[@YeshuaKingMessiah]

How does it end? Is she just using Wilson?

[@heyhoe168]

@@YeshuaKingMessiah just like in real life. Girls either throw themselves into harem or heartlessly exploit the boy. And I dont see the harem around Willson.

[@remissao13]

James tends to surround himself with coldhearted people

[@yoonahkang7384]

Or may be coldhearted people go to him to feel the warmth

[@priscillajimenez27]

Narcissists like empaths

[@other7128]

@@yoonahkang7384 aww

[@tjjordan4207]

And only one of them truly looks out for him, the rest just only use him. But seriously, it is sad to see. When a man does what Sam did, he's called out for it. But when a woman does it and comes back asking forgiveness, it's an "aww" moment. Except in reality, she's not sorry for what she did, she's only scared because she's now older and no longer able to get the attractive dudes into bed with her, so she goes back to the one guy who is capable of providing and manipulating him to take her back. It's a coldhearted world.

[@tjjordan4207]

@@MorganHyde-ie5ru But true

[@geoffreymccormick3315]

You’re asked me to condone a relationship based on lies and miss trust when and where? BEST LINE !

[@collectgemsosrs6298]

This whole thing was a writing masterpiece

[@ChrisThePianoGuy]

Love the reuploads of house. My favorite medical show

[@bernirn]

It’s currently on HBO max

[@Down_the_Wind]

And Amazon Prime

[@ChrisThePianoGuy]

@@bernirn awesome! Thanks man

[@bettysmith4641]

it's on Peacock for free with ads

[@ChrisThePianoGuy]

@@bettysmith4641 👍

[@j2005a]

1:17 is so hilarious, look at the surprised expression of Wilson

[@zxspeccy48k]

"Horse has told me..." Noice.

[@lindarooney3833]

House's face when his prank backfired. 😆😆😆

[@jrycsssss]

Horse*

[@AllenKnutson]

Horace*

[@TheMonkeyyBusiness]

2:32 THAT FACE 🥺❤️✨

[@Necronox24]

It was the "I'm gonna kill him" face that got me.

[@Hawkathon]

In case anyone was wondering, the song House was singing when he was cooking was “Pastime with Good Company”, an old English song composed by King Henry VIII himself.

[@coldestaqua]

Thank you. I have been thinking about this for months

[@tagreene06]

House is terrifying when it comes to people he truly cares about

[@villanessa]

Horace has told me... 😆 House is hysterical

[@jtcr4199]

"Horse has told me.. House has told me all about you."

[@emilynatsios9032]

Best part is when the bagel pops out of the toaster right after she leaves, like a little metaphor 😆

[@NGMonocrom]

That last statement from House.... Yeah, he was right.

[@hamzamir7784]

3:06 I love this part so much 🤣🤣🤣

[@vampire-kun9571]

bruh me too

[@brianbueche4329]

I love how they drop that little nugget of information about Cuddy and then never acknowledge it again.

[@Shiirow]

he is right, people do change... like 0.9% of people have an awakening or an epiphany, the other 99.1% stay the same.

[@krisaaron5771]

The collapse of a relationship is never ONE person's fault. The mistake isn't falling in love with the 'wrong' person -- the mistake is remaining with them once you know they're the wrong person.

[@madhavchithirasreemadam7116]

Sir this is a Wendy's '-'

[@Diego-lt4wm]

One of geatest lessons of life

[@axelcastillo7432]

Sir, her corpse was in your trunk

[@krisaaron5771]

@@Diego-lt4wm And one of the most painful to learn.

[@Diego-lt4wm]

@@krisaaron5771 Exactly, fortunately I learned that from others, and that is why I am doing well with my girlfriend right now (we've been together for almost 3 years). If eventually something happens that show we are not meant to be together I'd accept it. Harming ourselves for the sake of being together would not be healthy at all

[@yilangroenenboom1117]

lol Wilson thought House was being concerned for him when House just wanted to keep Wilson for himself

[@NSB25445]

How do some people manage to misunderstand everything? House was extremely concerned for Wilson, he knew what Sam was going to do, and it turned out he was right.

[@Innocentstuff]

@@NSB25445 and more of a problem is that 212 people who liked that probably think like him too.

[@SuperAlphaKirby]

@@Innocentstuff what makes me concerned is that you can't see that this is a joke.

[@RW77777777]

who wouldn't want to keep Wilson for themselves 40 yr old cinnamon bun

[@sharon_shaw]

When House says, " I'm trying to be nice..." worrying!

[@TheMonkeyyBusiness]

1:21 that's HOUSE MD in one second for you my friend 😂

[@arcuslux516]

"The only difference is, I'll outlast you" And he did, to the last episode and to the last moments of Wilson's life

[@Solid_Sayori]

When House confronted her about what she did at the end of the video. The right answer would have been "I know you are weary of me because of what I did, and I am sorry."

[@brmbkl]

Yup, and she didn’t, accepted the challenge, like it was a game, meaning she never changed.

[@MichaelMAuth]

Wary

[@tjjordan4207]

@@brmbkl In this case, House was right to assume she never changed. The only thing that did change was her looks and ability to get attractive men into her bed. Now she's on survival mode and looking to get that security from Wilson that she once had.

[@DocM.]

That was awesome ❤ House is not someone you want as your enemy! Even with the way he acts and treats his friends, underneath it all he is relentless about his loved ones well being

[@rspainter7896]

Doesn't seem you want house to be an enemy or friend.

[@bubba7578]

It was in fact, not safe for Wilson to leave the table...

[@priscillajimenez27]

I thought instead of her saying she didnt like him, she was gonna say something like I'm glad you care about him but so do I and I hope you'll realize that soon. She honestly sounded pretty coldhearted

[@brmbkl]

I’m only relying on clips, so would very much like to know if House’s predictions came through and she broke his heart again? Is this the woman who got mad at Wilson at the wedding when he said he admired her but he didn’t believe she told the truth? Is that why they broke up again?

[@Alakaizer]

@@brmbkl you got it.

[@kristinecollier8113]

I don't care what anyone says... Hugh Laurie Is smokin hot as House! When he is shirtless, even more wow! Not all muscled up, but still nice LMFAO

[@chlatepdng]

Yeah that’s what got me to watch this video

[@nicolarollinson4381]

The toaster popping up...great symbolism. The writers of House are completely brilliant

[@StRanGerManY]

I thought it was only me and my imagination :D

[@ZjawbreakerZ]

I always thought of it as a great reference to Pulp Fiction but yeah, both ways it's a great touch anyway.

[@ruchika5502]

?

[@nicolarollinson4381]

@@ruchika5502what age are you?

[@vsilewar58]

H: “We need to talk” L: “ About the MRSA I know..” H: “ ehh MRSA SHMRSA” 😂😂

[@goldilocks913]

This is a beautifully made reduction of all the reasons l adore House

[@xyrenegade]

Aaaaand he was right, although Wilson was wrong to propose haha

[@baconbuddy6207]

0:33 Back then it took me a while to realize she meant Wilson. They really have been calling each other by their surnames forever.

[@chrisbilling]

That final scene of dialogue is awesome

[@zxspeccy48k]

@7:15... This is what brilliant acting looks like...

[@jandreidrn]

"Horse" "House" XD

[@techtt6213]

Actually Horace

[@russellholmes3187]

@@techtt6213 yeah, I heard 'Horace', too

[@DEMONsDVS]

"horse has told..." "House" "House has told me everything about you"

[@oneaboveall1751]

8:26 A friend like House is like a guardian angel sent by God.

[@magal-q3l]

her face when he said "ill outlast you." !!!,😳😂😂😂 freaking HILARIOUS!

[@masterlcpl3736]

when it comes down to it house really is a good friend and doesnt want anything bad to happen to wilson. house is a real one

[@sookibeulah9331]

“All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners” 😂

[@doctorposting]

why is no one talking about how cuddy slept with her father’s best friend 😂😂💀💀💀

[@Random_Wierdo.]

Because like the great Eric Cartman said “she’s a Notorious hooker”

[@priscillajimenez27]

Maybe they had an age difference like House and Wilson

[@kuafer3687]

@@priscillajimenez27 didn't know they had age difference. I assume House is older?

[@priscillajimenez27]

@@kuafer3687 I figured they did. So maybe Cuddy's fathers friend was younger than him

[@JM-zk9ou]

House brought it up in this clip

[@PhilomathWizard]

House comfortably walking naked around Wilson’s apartment is not helping him beat the gay allegations.

[@DogInATaco]

3:40 I love how instead of some witty retort, House thinks for a second, and then fully agrees with Cuddy. So unlike him, but he knows she's actually right 😂

[@horizonpeak793]

🤣🤣 5:36 Horse told me ....... 😂😂😂😂😂

[@soumitghoshchaudhury3053]

Last scene is so cold...uuuh! Loved this show!❤️❤️

[@paulcoffield2102]

"Horse has told me all about you." "House" I'm dead.

[@kolt4534]

see house looks out for the boys! much respect

[@Sadames03]

5:36, when house's date calls him horse 😂😂😂😂😂

[@N3TSLVM]

A diagnostician walking into an oncologist's office with a sword has to be the beginning of a joke somewhere

[@macpclinux1]

"glad i don't have to pretend to like you" as if. AS IF, she was not pretending. she just tried to save her skin after she figured out about the fact that that was exactly what house was doing. +She had no reason to pretend

[@Wallpaperfish]

1:34 my exact reaction

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

One thing I've learned watching 8 full seasons of House: He's NEVER SORRY.

[@brockobama2599]

He was sorry to willson about amber tho, He said im sorry that she was on the Bus with him and she will die after taking cold Medicine mixed with Proteins i think

[@paulmichaelfreedman8334]

@@brockobama2599 Let that be the single exception.

[@user-dy2wp8lc6c]

I think you only watch the video clips

[@ajc1476]

He said geniuenly sorrys to almost al of his team, chase, foreman and thrirteen at least, as well as cuddy and some patients, like the guy who's case he did not take

[@0megacron]

I always wondered how House didn't know her, but this time I caught the "before we met" part. Considering they met in college, that means that Wilson was married AND divorced by his early 20s. No doubt about it... guy's an overachiever.

[@romeomonteverde]

"I'll outlast you" what a prophet 😅

[@happyfrietiez]

"Sure, they get older, ovaries start drying up and nice guys like you look attractive again." House is Based.

[@tjjordan4207]

Rewatching old shows like House made me realize that the truth about women was always there the whole time, I was just too young to understand. Now, with Hollywood trying to push the lie, it feels so good to hear the truth from a well intentioned a$$hoe like House.

[@tn-t]

He's right tho, some women past 40, especially those who wish to have kids, tend to do that.

[@SanxxChevalier]

not based is facts! Stop being nice bruh.

[@SanxxChevalier]

@@tn-t he’ll learned bro. He’ll learned.

[@vex123]

"Phase 2 of getting to know my enemy". He's referring to the quote from “Keep your friends close; keep your enemies closer.” - Sun Tzu, Art of War hahaha

[@PedroThedim]

I miss the "...aaand scene." line in this clip. 😆

[@tronmartin1]

This was a very good episode. I have never seen this series and yet I can not stop watching these clips.

[@gorestriker]

Dr House is like a light version of Trevor from GTA 5

[@gregorycorey7288]

8:28-8:40 you know he won't back down from having his best friends back

[@pkphantom]

Guard dog mode is real, lol

[@tn-t]

There are people in this comments section who think House is "red-pilled" 😂 you can tell they didn't watch the show.

[@moneymark7660]

He’s fkin redpilled lol you must not know what that means

[@coolbreeze5683]

The more you watch the show, the more you see how red-pill it is 😂 there's a whole episode where he rants about a patient who is an assistant to a famous feminist consultant. It's like red-pillers watched this show and modeled their view of the world from him instead of going outside and seeing reality.

[@kingsleyatuba]

And outlast he did

[@maxzet368]

if only he knew what house gives up for him in the end..

[@henryk.3000]

House…always straight for the jugular.

[@gregorycorey7288]

1:11 "ohhh bagel"

[@indedgames4359]

Im sry but we germans gave hous such a deep voice.... that i cant take his higher normal voice serious

[@luxmoto7344]

Yeah, you germans have that habit of not being able to deal with other languages. So in germany nobody sounds like themselves, and everybody sounds like a bad playbacker. Dubbing voices is pathetic. If you don't believe me, watch 'the good the bad and the ugly' in german.

[@Exgrmbl]

@@luxmoto7344 It's a common practice in many european countries. Germans are at least somewhat competent at doing it. But yeah, it's always bad and no comparison to the original. Not sure i would mention TGTBTU as an example though, that movie literally has no original sound, it is a completely dubbed movie from the ground up with sound added after the fact.

[@sardoniclysane]

Which is odd because most of you don’t.

[@our-days-are-short8254]

I have decided to pay to see these seasons. I wish UK TV was like this.

[@annamack5823]

No TV is like this anymore.

[@_-AJAL-_]

I need a friend like House.

[@badshahrana3038]

Horace has told me! house😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 had me dead

[@JanHDD]

Loool what song is house singing at 6:41??

[@haseeba8556]

"Past time with good company"

[@FreeLoveForAll]

"Why were you naked in the kitchen?" "that's not important right now." 🤨

[@jlo803]

Juvenile or whatever, the girl he brought as a date was delightful

[@jakesnacks1149]

Girl?.

[@zoeredadams]

@@jakesnacks1149yeah For the purposes of talking over dinner, they were archetypically a girl

[@blueskybelyr]

like watching a pair of vipers fight over a teddy bear

[@GeneralBrave]

Remember men, there is a reason they are called EX... DONT FALL BACK MOVE FOWARD!!!

[@StudioGhibliFan494]

The fact that James Wilson's ex wife is sat there smiling while he pulls her up about her behaviour, tells me that Gregory House is completely right about her

[@gypsybluewaves580]

I noticed that too

[@phuckerpower]

I wish I had watched this show when it was live, in retrospect. I think the last few days I've sent like 20 House clips here.

[@klee_.fangirl]

House was definitely the funniest character

[@robboostph6689]

HOUSE: He's the greatest enemy and god tier ally