this is what peak performance looks like

‪@CarlostheGardener‬
‪@Lettucesux69‬
‪@GeneralSam‬
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[@spoontzels7757]

You already know the video is gonna be a banger when sam sounds like the slug lady from monsters inc.

[@phocae]

LMFAO

[@El-Burrito]

Miiiike Wazowskiii

[@SnareGG]

always watching

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

hey what is your pfp?

[@spoontzels7757]

@@tomemeornottomeme1864 Its Yomo from Tokyo Ghoul

[@AngruPingu]

Sam keeping the trinkets you're supposed to sell in his stash is just a freaking chad maneuver

[@zedtheexplorer5206]

The goblin enjoys the shiny things

[@glossyglock9411]

Dragons hoard

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

seneral gam, consumer of loot

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

*booty

[@fewny2691]

My duo in EFT has a scav junkbox full of treasure

[@jeremycorbin2178]

The way you fill your stash with trinkets is cute, like you're roleplaying a dragon who just wants to make a big horde to sleep on top of and look at

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

*hoard

[@jeremycorbin2178]

mb, not editing it tho@@DatsWhatHeSaid

[@raideriii7073]

Jew*

[@SpentLast]

If you think he's so cute then why don't you marry him😠

[@PrplexedMG]

The way sam plays is peak gameplay. Let your team die and get kills so you can steal all the loot and dip

[@papercut7141]

the rat is eternal

[@peterl3417]

the goblin loves coin and will sacrifice anyone to see himself succeed

[@richlong6675]

Yo I really appreciate and admire how you've kept the videos steady with everything going on right now. I know as a fanbase we normally shit on you but it's how we show love, mainly because we learned from you. From how much shit you talked on your mom, I know that we can all see how much she meant to you and your family and how much love you had for her. Please never stop being the scum bag you are because that's the man momma raised. Sincerely, Dick Long

[@DANKSINATRA204]

Everyone needs to keep this comment on 69 likes

[@cheesebooba]

​@@DANKSINATRA204shut up redditor

[@Ibnboulos]

I love these kinds of comments

[@cexeodus]

my name is nowhere even remotely close to sounding like dick long but im gonna start signing off with 'sincerely, dick long' for all correspondence from here out

[@userlame4088]

So sorry to hear about whats happened Sam, hope you and your family are doing okay, sending my condolences

[@bigmike9947]

What happened?

[@wallythewizard2411]

@@bigmike9947 HIs mom died

[@bigmike9947]

@@wallythewizard2411 Damn, that's really unfortunate

[@Ethan-km4mk]

@@wallythewizard2411 i saw this on his last video, did she actually pass away? just trying to verify

[@RichardNixon1972]

​@Ethan-km4mk yeah, it's on his twitter

[@plumber1192]

watching sam sort loot almost made me cross eyed

[@json8426]

Fr im going to lose it

[@jordankasaur7340]

Eh Carlos the gardener!! Mexican in the streets, dracula in the sheets. much love brother. I'm happy to see you in sam vids.

[@yourguysheppy]

Sam only invites him to play when he needs his grass cut

[@wealthybone2990]

It's always nice seeing the boys play Dark and Darker but I love this game and I really hope it stays. I saw this stream it was great to watch and damn you are crazy with that drum, who knew you were so good at lol but it's unfortunate you were sick during this time, also you always seem to get sick.

[@AngruPingu]

having a child be like

[@hayespipes]

He’s got that gamer immune system. Lol

[@allanma3473]

where does he stream? Ive never found his stream

[@PirateR4ptor]

Probably cause he doesn't wear a t-95 mask while he games..

[@Johmguy]

​@allanma3473 Generalsam123 on twitch and he streamed this 3 weeks ago

[@alexbenton3380]

FINALLY Sam's Dark and Darker video. I've been eagerly waiting.

[@commanderllama]

Watching Sam become perma-fried over the years has become not only depressing, but extra amusing

[@pillgrimm]

I could unironically watch you play this game unedited for hours

[@nerolzaphobia]

www.twitch.tv/generalsam123

[@St-Luke]

Truth-

[@yourguysheppy]

For real. Sam and crew never fail to entertain. Sam if you're reading this upload the vods you coward

[@jamescannone1425]

watch the stream

[@scripty6248]

Well son, I have great news

[@simpleshapes8113]

Lettuce’s perspective of you clobbering that dude with a drum had to be hysterical

[@Lettucesux69]

bro I was fucking howling watching that go down

[@Midwestemoisme]

damn i have been waiting for this video from sam ever since the early access came out

[@yourguysheppy]

Other streamers in game names: MyDumbNameTTV Sam's in game names: Buttchug urinal Never change, Samuel. Honorable mention to CarlosTheBardener.

[@wittyadrian]

Man I love seeing footage of this game

[@MemeJolt]

whats it called?

[@wittyadrian]

@@MemeJolt Dark and Darker

[@hctim1]

Right away sam coming in with the drum

[@sonoramic]

We want more kenshi 😢

[@asphaltape]

1:22 NEVER let someone tell you what your drip can or cant be THEY WILL ONLY EVER BE JEALOUS *Insert shia labeouf meme here

[@kaiaiden3808]

Sending love sam, i know youre in a shitty situation right now buddy but i bet your mums passed being very proud of who youve become so always remember that. In relation to the video, love seeing some of carlos, lets go, awesome vid 🤟🏼

[@putinmahcochin1636]

Love you're vids, man. Stay positive, dude.

[@derrNova]

I hope everyone in your family is doing okay with everything going on. We love you

[@unyielding.gaming]

I think "we" is a strong word. You love him. I think he's a fuckin turd. Jkjk, love you Sam😂

[@MonarchLMC]

New subscriber spotted

[@austinhellems9724]

​@MonarchLMC honestly how tf did they find that out ? Is this some discord shit ?

[@austinhellems9724]

​@MonarchLMC honestly how tf did they find that out ? Is this some discord shit ?

[@austinhellems9724]

​@MonarchLMC honestly how tf did they find that out ? Is this some discord shit ?

[@Uegue]

Thank you for posting two videos in one week despite your loss. Take some time off for a couple weeks, we don't want you to force yourself to make videos.

[@burgerbait]

This game looks so much more fun on 1.25 or 1.5 playback speed.

[@cyberchrist6808]

YES! become full time dark and darker streamer yess SAM join the darkest side!

[@bobatehfettz6255]

Insane Drum kill. Absolute madman.

[@bumman117]

If Carlos was a radiowave technology that pin-pointed enemy combatants, he'd be radarlos.

[@SpudsMac]

It warms my heart to see most of my favorite streamers/youtubers making content with an absolute degenerate! ♥ Keep up the conscious work boys!! You're doing great :) 👍

[@nonya8080]

Absolutely lost it when he said "you're hiding in the back like a little fucking fat jabba the hutt" lol.

[@yeetmeister3746]

sam missed out by not calling his character “fight guy”

[@roulejj1342]

You can tell Sam was smoking some doinks during this cause he's not screaming and freaking out

[@JHattsy]

well well well if it isn't another gooner sam video now this is epic

[@xtruesblood650]

the way sam domed the guy with the drum after he got back stabbed like "dafuq u say bruh"

[@SugarWolf211]

you can see it in sams face when the second portal spawns while theyre fighting

[@Seanobb]

These guys hit like how I feel like I hit in my dream. Unbelievably slow and ineffectively.

[@DexterasVI]

4:27 *Sam escaped* Lettuce: so i took that personally

[@CarlostheGardener]

Bard or die.

[@woooo_yeah]

sam using that new AI webcam makes it a lot easier to watch knowing i dont have to actually see him

[@davidmason2816]

Love the Beetle Adventure Racing theme at the start. That’s pure nostalgia right there

[@not_jellyman3098]

The Beetle bug racing music go crazy

[@RamessesIll]

We need another wrestling federation video. That was pure gold.

[@wusslee6362]

the amount of random trinkets that remain unsold in sam's stash makes my brain hurt.

[@Saiyamanmc]

whole stash gives me anxiety to look at

[@justjoshinrnd6958]

Been waiting for DaD content from u ❤ it

[@randommemebean686]

They canceled the show sadly

[@Swancorner]

​@@randommemebean686 Dark and Darker

[@_DMNO_]

​@@randommemebean686Dyslexia 💀

[@ThatOneBlackGuy]

What a HURRICANE of content recently!

[@JimSimFtw]

Banger of a game, banger of a video

[@guessinggame5441]

ive been checking at least once a week since early access started for a video from you lmao

[@Arsonist_Xpert]

Hell yeah, more Dark and Darker baby!

[@sorrowsinme]

Sam and Dark and Darker, thought I would never see it again... about time, brother!!

[@hippiemane429]

Honestly this whole stream was a banger. I throughly enjoyed it 👍

[@IanMaxx]

CARLOS AND SAM? A DREAM COME TRUE ONG ONG FR FR

[@shmagbagz1214]

why is Sam always recovering from a cold? His voice half the time sounds like a solid 3 packs a day kinda guy.

[@parkerlarson6692]

Ain’t no way Sam Starts a video with the Nintendo 64 classic SlugBug Racing main theme 😭

[@Maceman486]

Who knew Puppet Pal Mitch had the Meta playstyle in this game?

[@thefritsgamer1298]

sam is always high in his new vids

[@lvledzo9393]

Dude the podcast has me laughing 10x more through my day since I got these sick earbuds. Absolute fire content good sir

[@the_gooch7327]

Beetle. Adventure. Racing. You're welcome

[@sammykane5967]

Godly thumbnail + my condolences

[@jerad2009]

I need MORE of this CONTENT SAM MOREEEEEEE

[@ekcin1]

FINALLY SOME DARK AND DARKER CONTENT FROM UNCLE SAMUEL

[@LabiaLicker]

classic sam leading from the rear

[@loyroy_]

i love carlos

[@sporkcunt8100]

Kids be testing sams weak immune system

[@WorldofSoupS]

I'm glad out good Christian sam is playing cleric

[@Minimac1100]

that drum kill was fucking nutty dunkers

[@quotebot0931]

I swear that opening music is from Adventure racing featuring Volkswagen beetles on the N64 that game slapped.

[@theholydemonofficial8165]

9:26 literally how I found my brain was built different xD

[@Panhammer64]

hope you're hanging in there big man.

[@millicent8053]

The Beetle Bug Racing brought me back to my childhood in the N64 days. Can't believe other people have actually heard of that game, haha!

[@carloschocano8016]

He is a real one 😂

[@robbymorgan9951]

YES! The Beetle Adventure Racing music is perfect!

[@P_steez]

This game is sooo good. Play more please

[@babyzdog4324]

Carlos sounds a lot like aqua sometimes, he needs to work on that

[@p.f.changhimself4119]

watching Sam loot those pants gave me parkinsons

[@Mousyy]

I need more sam Dark and Darker

[@DG-ju9kh]

Getting sturdy at the end 🕺🏾

[@Schlebby]

Loving the Beetle Adventure Racing music at the beginning

[@smayvisionagain]

Sam not knowing where the W key is on his keyboard after all these years is truly impressive.

[@leethax100]

Sam loots like a gam gam using her first Macintosh PC

[@maegnificant]

gimme that better bandwidth premium stream codec, daddy

[@Tricegames]

The collector looking at his inventory like 😐

[@ramiroflores8949]

I haven’t even started the video as soon as I see the thumb now I’m excited

[@theeroticsponge1256]

yeeeees finally dark n darker content

[@rodgygormin]

sam is becoming john oliver

[@BigglyByron]

Hovers over “rat pendant” 😂😂

[@Tabnito]

Dark and Darker is peak, you are missing out if you aren't playing it

[@drekimunr]

sam why do you have the immune system of a chemotherapy patient

[@bloodmoontrain7360]

sam refusing to rez with a shrine right next to him is such fucking trollz XD

[@enfeeble420]

Beetle Adventure Racing intro music? Hell yeah

[@osamabonjovi6764]

This cured my cancer

[@generationeclipse]

That fact that Sam completely missed a Kai the Hitchhiker reference at 40 seconds is absolutely criminal. SMASH SMASH!!!

[@dylankemp9219]

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@memeconni553ur3]

Buff hunky chef man

[@shimavitz47]

General Sam, the Tattered prince, leader of the windblown

[@tyblu7667]

Sam why are you stashing collectables? lmfao

[@BeeUhmazed]

Sam keeps the shield for the fear factor

[@onehitollie]

MORE DARK AND DARKER

[@hardtailfails]

We are no longer Rats boys we are Golbins

[@thebamb00zler6]

Welp its that time of the year where Sam sounds like a fallout ghoul

[@payperboii8477]

1:13 STARING

[@neonblack211]

Drum bonk was epic