A Shooter For Smooth Jazz Enthusiasts

[@GeneralSam]

I’ll be streaming tomorrow at 1pm on twitch. B there b square.

[@tiny_little_robotman]

Epic

[@FlawedFabrications]

maybe

[@haileydow6537]

Sam has diabetes ask him about it he’ll tell you all about it

[@quipy9660]

Nigga I'm at school

[@zhakest8328]

What time zone

[@THEDONKAGE]

I knew as soon as you said "...friend..." it was gonna be Aqua. It takes a man a moment to willingly associate themselves with such a man.

[@zaikolebolsh5724]

Just remember that aqua needs the help, a man with such dark background has to be rehabilitated somehow and sam is a godsend by helping him

[@AxxLAfriku]

ORORORORO!!! I spend half of my day sleeping! ORORORO!!! Then I sometimes get up and tell you that I am a famous content creatorORORORORO!!! Please don't sleep while driving, dear eo

[@GREATESTALLY]

Why's that, is he Jewish?

[@XD45AR10POINT50]

Sam is a really great friend to still be seen with Aqua, especially after Aqua was caught with all those Rohypnol laced candies and the clown costume.

[@Mike23443]

"friend" is a big word... "man" even bigger.

[@AWormsPurpose]

Bizzle and Sam are like those twins that speak in secret languages, but instead of clicks and whistles its Jive

[@IssDiddy]

Do those twins have tourettes

[@sethrathbun7408]

Song at 8:00?

[@jefferymosdell2490]

Yes, they really are that "special".

[@Oof_ster]

@@sethrathbun7408 Track 43 by jippy

[@Tawlest]

Thanks for being cool and letting me hang with you guys Sam. It meant a lot, and it was fun :)

[@hoff4301]

That's cute

[@GeneralSam]

Thanks for being weird enough to guess the password to the private match but not so weird that you scream the n-word as soon as you get in

[@yom35]

@@GeneralSam what was the password

[@bbbbbbb51]

@@yom35 the n word

[@GeneralSam]

@@yom35 poop

[@junkmail103]

I actually irreparably damaged my eyes beyond repair with a multitude of chemicals just to have the swagger that Warby Parker provides.

[@patcaza6166]

mention Sam's name and tell em that story and you'll get an extra 15% off

[@Leo-mu8kn]

You irreparably damaged your eyes beyond repair, permanently, forever, they can be fixed and the damage cant be reversed bc the deterioration is irreversibly unfixable.

[@Bout400poundsbruddah]

I irreparably wrecked my underwear beyond repair using multiple burritos

[@swindle9695]

Fuckin' legend.

[@shloopslipe3085]

Zach stays winning (doxxed)) lol!!!!!!!

[@neilm2193]

While everyone is being a cool cat and snapping their fingers to the smooth jazz, aqua the entire time is throwing roman salutes as usual.

[@PixelWolv]

Just found out that the roman salute was what the Nazis Adapted into theirs

[@andrewstewart8287]

@@PixelWolv And America did it before it was made cool by the Nazis

[@PixelWolv]

@Goatman i mean one way or another is saying that what the germans adapted was the roman salute wrong? from Mussolini or others, mussolini was doing the Roman salute.

[@PixelWolv]

@Goatman you keep trying to be technically right lmfao, all i said is that it was what the nazis adapted into their Salute, which is 100% irrefutable and correct.

[@PixelWolv]

@@andrewstewart8287 The Bellamy Salute was made in tandem with our original Pledge of Allegiance like 20 years before WW1, it looked similar enough to the untrained eye that in 1942 after americans were more widely aware of nazis attrocities and how similar the salute looked without context and thus adapted the hand over the heart, so no we never did the Roman salute,

[@comicscodeauthority3920]

"theres a man in here baby, not cool" - General sam

[@Toxic_Shock]

He shot your camera

[@nick3777]

Watch out

[@attrition71]

3:58 "Theres a man in here, baby.... Not cool" Smoooth as butter

[@Crazed-oi3bs]

I was watching an Aqua video but this is more important

[@russtaken688]

Always

[@Hally-oc8ry]

Hahahaha you were watching aqua

[@stilproductions]

doing gods work

[@punishedluke3406]

Fuck, same actually, but aqua shitposts on his second channel every day

[@Barefoot_Joe]

Was it one of his snuff movies?

[@carterwilliams4058]

It’s so nice for Sam to play with his developmentally delayed “friend”

[@blackvirtue5957]

Sam the kinda guy to get drunk, tell Aqua he loves him then deny it till death.

[@Dockhead]

huh it thought it was like a friend realllly tells you what he thinks of you in a non friend manner, and denies it till death when sober.

[@reallybadtracking]

Always a fun time with Sam being serious and Aqua trolling. A match made in heaven

[@everlyn6976]

Very kind of Sam to timestamp the beginning and end of the ad segment.

[@seb9995]

I love how this meme started because sam said the nono word years and years ago in a "The Forest" video, took it down and blamed aqua from dropping a big fat nword. And continued to build upon this web of lies ever since to project his own deeply closeted views through him. Or so aqua would like us to believe, as expected of a crypto fascist conspiracytards

[@GeneralSam]

Gotta cover my tracks g

[@zx9018]

@@GeneralSam if people ever stop taking things out of context in the next couple of years, you should re-list your old videos, many people would probably enjoy them. also thanks for uploading this game like a month ago, i bought it and gave it a try, it is the most fun i have had playing video games WITHOUT friends in a very long time :D

[@chippler5822]

I literally watched the forest video and I had no idea that's how the aqua bit was started

[@justratstuff]

@General Sam you still have a video up where you use the N word. Unfortunately I was too drunk to remember what video it is. So I hope this information keeps you up at night. Also not a fan of the Aqua guy…

[@Day-Box]

the boot squeak from the banana is just gold

[@JohnDoe-hf5pv]

4:34 "They have no idea." *explosion* "...They have some idea."

[@tool3142]

10:13 that trigger discipline though, i felt the tension through my screen

[@spycatorange5769]

Im sorry but 1:46 sam with no glasses looks like the hyper realistic Patrick

[@hoff4301]

Ik it's terrifying

[@darthsigma8056]

doesnt surprise me sam has the same iq as patrick

[@grimreefer9324]

I have to admit that Sam is _very_ blessed when it comes to his eyesight. He takes those suckers off and immediately looks like Bert from Bert and Ernie

[@ShinFahima]

At least he looks like a top.

[@householdgeek]

jippy's beat tape 22, track 17. you're welcome

[@jamesjoros1853]

FINALLY GOD BLESS YOU

[@fuckman297]

Schway

[@jounshon]

AT FUCKING LAST

[@Zharrgrim]

Made the God Emperor bless you with a long life

[@appuswami6611]

What's the very last track! I wanna find it!

[@Xhotic]

The gents in the vents.... that’s smooth like Jazz

[@monsterc4ve158]

"thought you said something else there for a second" i was crying dude 3:35

[@Botix330]

Sam ended up in my friends and mine game, we just heard him moaning about food and eating it, made my day

[@astronautindisguise]

Genuinely thought the fall at 11:34 killed Poob since the tiniest fall on your noggin in this game will break your neck and kill you instantly lmao.

[@gu3z185]

That's Poob m9

[@El-Burrito]

I love that Intruder keeps coming back. It's a game with serious potential

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Keeps being picked up by a group of youtuber friends as well, its a bit odd tho isnt it? I mean im not complaining.

[@clearsky4042]

@@thesaviorofsouls5210 its odd because its goofy af lol which is awesome

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

@@clearsky4042 good and funny mechanics/gameplay are often enough when youre with friends i suposse

[@glens2019]

It'd be great with better map balancing and nerfing c4 spam.

[@oliverdepauw5663]

I bought it and no one ever was online playing so i refunded it

[@benson7679]

Man Poob really had those bogies scared. Please do more of this game it’s hilarious

[@jacobbateson8215]

Ah god a well edited video full of rivalry and amusement delivered 30 minuets before my bedtime. Quite convenient

[@klootimus7950]

3:59 was probably the funniest thing ive ever seen in my life

[@StockBrokersLTD]

I crave the kind of friendship Sam has with his friends, mainly because my friends aren't as cultured.

[@michaelmartin341]

1:40 you cant fool us Sam, that was clearly patrick star

[@aidanhammer6968]

Sam turned this game into a post-90's Steven Seagal movie with the voice overs.

[@UberBoss231]

7:40 “Enemy here.” “Enemy here!” “FRAG OUT” *fucking dies*

[@MonsiuerDoughDough]

I was watching a aquafps video but decided to watch this as soon as I seen the notification.

[@AarnavDasari]

this video put me on cool jazz. greatest genre ever i think.

[@f0ba11]

Womble's video essay can put on hold.

[@yogabbagabbaloreexpert384]

womble uploaded??? my fuck thats a rarity

[@lastmanstanding7155]

@@yogabbagabbaloreexpert384 holy shit he did

[@phoenix-xj2hl]

indeed

[@ravener96]

just came from it, it slaps

[@ChimpinCar]

it can

[@GlockWan]

I've had this game for years, played it on and off a bit when it's one of those gaming nights where everyone needs a meme game... the intro to this video perfectly represents what this game is at it's best. Chefs kiss

[@fewny2691]

I was really hyped for the leukemia patient skit for the Dollar Shave Club sponsorship. Did they ever get back to you on that?

[@fellowgamer5363]

Its on forehead fables as a short with the name cut out

[@jennyfrazier1413]

3:15 "Remember no Russian"

[@asilverturtle7056]

Ah yes smooth jazz, the cultured man's migraine

[@mr.dakkadakka2845]

Aqua doing Aqua things. You think he'd be better at a game like this considering he breaks into crack dens for a living and murders all the occupants.

[@ballisticmonkey999]

I read this as "A Shooter For Smooth-Brained Enthusiasts."

[@Stalltt]

If you keep it up, they're going to believe you

[@Hk1sauce]

Sees notification for new General Sam vid. Immediately stops what I'm doing to watch it.

[@screwhammer3696]

gay

[@Hk1sauce]

@@screwhammer3696 no u

[@pauperslament3467]

That was the smoothest advert transition i've ever seen on this money bilking scheme of a platform.

[@grinchy956]

Aqua being the troll is like Jake and Amir when Jake would be the weird one

[@localswampmonster9073]

Insecure Jake was great.

[@dolphin8815]

Always a good day when Sam posts.

[@APieceOfToast]

that banana scene got me laughing out loud xD

[@Alextheshep]

Warby Parker glasses are very nice, but the ones I have seem to bend and warp faster than normal glasses do. I feel like it's because of the material, but just thought to put that out there if anyone was interested in getting some frames themselves. You'll need to get them readjusted more often than you would with metal frames.

[@strawberryshortcake1258]

You're a saint! I don't wear glasses but I know a lot of people who'd benefit from this information

[@noarsy7716]

i actually got my glasses from warby parker because of sam. theyre not prescription though, i have 20/20 vision. i just thought they looked cool.

[@Dockhead]

fancy throwing them my way bucko? i lost my shitty pair on a stag do and i at best prolly have 4/7 vision.

[@noarsy7716]

@@Dockhead i just said theyre not prescription my guy lmao

[@divineterabyte5181]

General Sam's jazz persona is just Mitch Hedberg reincarnated as a Blues Brother

[@MonsiuerDoughDough]

A round with aqua and general Sam as teammates must be severely hetic.

[@m0ltar]

11:26 - High tech elaborate banana trap Poob: Falls for it anyway

[@Astartes-6969]

That moment he called Aqua "Friend" put a smile to my face.

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

He always called him friend, aqua for some reason seems not to feel the same way. Refering to sams pax video, also what in the love of sweet baby jesus and holy mother maria is your name?!

[@koltenwiggins2547]

I’m really digging the segments

[@lucky27272]

Uploaded 3 minutes ago, recommendations are faster than the uploads section on the channel

[@SToNeOwNz]

4:34 This is the sound of Bill Clinton sneaking in your vent.

[@rxmirez2340]

What’s the outro song? I’ve been looking everywhere and still haven’t found it.

[@anthonyfiveash2794]

anything is possible from BEAT TAPE 22

[@rxmirez2340]

@@anthonyfiveash2794 thx

[@kaanlecreator2925]

@@anthonyfiveash2794 You fuckin legend

[@xokopx4246]

They have some idea 😂

[@jamesd9244]

This could be an Eve video but here we are...

[@El-Burrito]

I can't imagine General Sam playing Eve Online

[@ParsnipCelery]

I wish my games of Intruder were this fun. It just seems like TDM now with no real thought to the gadgets or gizmos outside of how they can be used to kill the enemy. What a shame.

[@gavinnn_4938]

Only real og’s remember Sam taking slaves while listening to the sweet melodies of Kelpy G

[@s_shake02]

general sam and franzj are the only youtubers who i sit through the sponsors for. they're still entertaining while selling me garbage.

[@xXShadowfire77Xx]

Sam's jazz lingo has been on repeat in my head since this banger dropped

[@sta9natedmuffin779]

I like the addition of segments sam. Nice.

[@wickedox7217]

When Bizzle crawled up to the banana peel and slipped up the doorway.. Comedy. 👌

[@actually_a_circle]

Dean: are you sure you can handle espresso? Hogarth: aw come on man, I'm hip *snap*

[@cantbanme792]

glasses are your entire personality, you'll always be "that guy with glasses", its your defining feature, your lack of eyesight, what you'll forever portray to everyone you meet. don't get too cocky

[@1mag1n3tv4]

I genuinely want to wear glasses but I am burdened with perfect 2020 vision. Perhaps I shall purchase a pear of blue light filtering glass to protect my le EPIC GAMER EYES...

[@ExzoSSG]

I'm not sure if it is the weed giving me the giggles or if it was "Gents in the vents".

[@banditowiln1050]

Glad to see this game again old but gold it surely brings out the greatest of the observational humor I'll surely be watching the stream b4 work tomorrow

[@someguy7723]

i didnt know i neede "the gents in the vents" in my life, but i did

[@Usernameneverseen]

I get it's meant to be jazz but the snapping of fingers just comes off as a herd of crabs scuttling down some vents click clapping their little claws.

[@alpharoughneck8619]

thanks for putting chapters so i can skip the sponsorship, that's why you're the best

[@haylonpowers1615]

A sponsor clip from a YT video actually worked...props gen sam ily

[@adeptusfantasticus]

2:47 I've had tens of eye exams throughout my long life, wearing glasses for more than 14 years, and have never seen this type of exam before, even having exams from Texas to Kentucky I've never seen that one before, what does that do?

[@primalsuga]

It's a way to test for glaucoma. Similar to the puff of air test. Just less pleasant.

[@adeptusfantasticus]

@@primalsuga thank you, I'm only 24, so I guess that's why they've never done it for me, but I do have tons of floaters in my eyes, so I may need this test.

[@giovannizun]

7:49 is some Michael Bay moment, should've added some music. love your videos Sam

[@ExTess]

6:25 I HAD JUST FINISHED EATING MY CEREAL I WAS DRINKING THE MILK AND I ALMOST SHOT SWEET, CHUNKY MILK OUT OF MY NOSE BECAUSE OF THAT DAMN JOKE

[@TheRealRusDaddy]

Tbh having the right kind of glasses frame is important you can be an adonis with serial killer frames or a total goober with slick frame that make you look like a giga chad

[@counterblast3885]

“They have no idea” *dies* “they have some idea”

[@bbbbbbb51]

Make another Intruder video, Sam. This game needs a revival

[@madman407708]

Jazz can only get so smooth, unlike Sam grabbing dem milkies

[@BalgaBear]

5:45 I'm done, send an ambulance, I'm off to the morgue.

[@jdmaine51084]

"I heard these bogeys started calling me bogey-man cause they're so afraid of me... .... over ..."

[@stubbynumpkins]

Legitimately one of the funniest videos you’ve posted.

[@beast2545]

This is quite the jazzy video sam and I love it

[@rundylaw6212]

I clicked on this video thinking it was gonna be the Birdman of shooters, little do I know I already own it.

[@neonblack211]

Sam's the kinda guy who says "whaat"... to Aqua then aqua is like "yeah mabye%... Amazing

[@meanteddybear2988]

LOVE YOUR VIDEOS G, MAKES WORK GO BY FASTER 👍

[@user-td4gh6kj2z]

This dude legit has a professional glasses company sponsoring him, that will never not be awesome to me!

[@taylorboisvenue4420]

Why is it, everytime i see a meme game in semi-still development, Sam is on it immediately

[@Gamescharles]

What’s the song at 8:00 ?

[@adhdbandit6882]

0:46 literally as he said “im gonna call him on my cellphone” I got a scam call

[@thesaviorofsouls5210]

Sam and a scam call, whats the difference really

[@Z-Dog411]

I just love waking up to a new Sam vid

[@notyetlemn]

God damn, if I looked like a shitty white Patrick star I would wear glasses too.

[@ooferguy1517]

3:35 - Thought he thought he said Beatnips at first lol

[@Shinobistrider]

Jazz in the title and a Cowboy Bebop shirt - what a man of culture.

[@jakej8891]

I just bought new glasses yesterday but now I have to get extra face swag with Sam’s code. Thanks Sam.

[@isaacf69461]

Wake up babe, Sam just posted

[@wtfnickhax]

I made a lobby called "General Sams Forehead" and he and bizzle showed up. How to catch a youtuber 101

[@mopeydave7876]

Saaaaam, your advertisements are amazing. Actually makes me wanna not just close the video!