This is What Will Happen if a Nuclear Missile is Launched

[@duchi882]

*This is What Will Happen if a Nuclear Missile is Launched:* 1. We Die

[@froyoreal]

yes

[@krispyaboredguy4936]

2. We Become Fossils.

[@duckgoesquack4514]

Most will die fast, some die slower. And the few might be "ok"

[@missymoonwillow6545]

@@krispyaboredguy4936 your name sums up what we'll be. Krispy fossils! shadows of what we used to be, forever etched on the face of the realm. Mudfossil University just posted a video showing evidence of a big ass giant dragon. No life grows there to this day. Should check it out peeps.

[@krispyaboredguy4936]

@@missymoonwillow6545 :c

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

I'm here learning about nukes before getting drafted for WW3

[@MrWide-ht9rp]

*laughs in 14 year old*

[@spectre4326]

@@MrWide-ht9rp Don't worry young one. This war will hit a lot closer to home than you think.

[@missymoonwillow6545]

move, and don't update your address. Become a transgender, if you don't appear a man, don't think they'll really wanna entertain training ya. Hope that helps u sleep better. Go watch snoopy with a cookie. You'll feel better, you wont even remember being here

[@KingCalb]

Damn it feels good to be 30yo right now.

[@petercarioscia9189]

The don't draft weebs, so you're safe.

[@lordhalifax2466]

I stopped watching this channel for a while and now he’s Ned Flanders?!! Edit: 2.6k likes omg?!

[@fss1704]

Freddy mercury?

[@glockel4308]

Joseph Stalin?

[@josephmelnyk9988]

Yeah he needs to shave it off

[@4nd3rzzon]

Joe?

[@joedoe3688]

@@4nd3rzzon yes?

[@bubblemum]

I love how people always seem to speculate about a single bomb being launched...what makes you think that they won't shoot everything at one go?

[@tukinooen1815]

Since one is enough to doom the world, to start the Nuke World War.

[@bubblemum]

@@tukinooen1815 Watch "Wargames" some time. "The only way to win...is not to play"

[@raywitte7354]

It's not going to be just one but don't mean all. But either way it's bad .

[@mcspartan5822]

Because it’s the most likely scenario… the odds of a country just randomly firing the bulk of (or the entirety of) their arsenal is strategically dangerous and reckless with respect to 2nd strike capability or additional deterrence. It’s more likely that a country will utilize a single nuclear device in an attempt to either “escalate to deescalate”, with things spiraling out of control shortly after.

[@adonisjenkins3930]

“Wash hair with shampoo and don’t use conditioner”... if radiation sticking to hair is a concern I’m shaving like a Japanese Olympic swimmer

[@RangerHouston]

@@Gnome-Sane the Japanese make their Olympic swimmers take baths in Nair so...he's not being racist.

[@interstellarsurfer]

@@Gnome-Sane Snowflake. 😂

[@Tj-uu1ww]

@@Gnome-Sane How's he racist? They shave all their hair.

[@JB-uu2oj]

@@Gnome-Sane This new generation man, lmao Ya'll keep throwing that word around like it means nothing, keep it up and it really will end up meaning nothing. If I claim they wear Sombreros in Mexico, does that also make me racist?

[@enaneitor0086]

@@JB-uu2oj As a Mexican I noticed that my Sombrero had become upset after reading your racist comment

[@dustybragg4011]

Just find the nearest refrigerator, and you’ll be all right. Since this comment has been over a week ago. Nobody seems to get the real reference, except for a handful of people. It’s an Indiana Jones, The Kingdom of the Crystal skull reference.

[@okidoke4822]

Dusty Bragg because of all the beer, right? 😂

[@donisrcadventures4262]

@@okidoke4822 - It's a fallout 4 reference I do believe!!

[@carneeki]

While blasting the Indiana Jones theme!

[@Asynonymous]

@@donisrcadventures4262 Fallout NV smh

[@JustAGrrrrl]

Only if it's a 1950s lead-lined refrigerator.

[@charles-y2z6c]

After a full out nuclear war, the lucky ones will be the people who died.

[@joyce_rx]

Jokes on you, Im already dead.

[@charles-y2z6c]

@@oddflexbutok7384 Not being one of them, I am sure they would be the scariest and the ones making me wish I did not survive

[@AlmaJin]

I personally don't believie it Will ever come down to nuclear war, sure the USA and Iran are in a thight situation but i think it Will come down to Just a few regular missals at worst. The World has seen the destructive capabilities of a nuke 75 years ago from that Time our nukes are at least 80x more destructive. Are we really that stupid to use them again?

[@Booky_Lukey]

Aleksander Owczarek thats what I think

[@charles-y2z6c]

Aleksander Owczarek agreed, at least I hope you are right

[@tiffsaver]

WHO KNEW that only two years after you wrote this warning that the entire world would be sitting on the edge of nuclear annihilation?? Your timing couldn't be more chilling.

[@noxtinoxti5525]

Even closer today as NATO is now considering military intervention. we might be hours away at this point.

[@dragnar12]

we are not on the adge. We will be on the adge if nato walk into ukrain

[@tiffsaver]

@@noxtinoxti5525 This entire scenario was created by NATO in the first place. First, we encircle Russia, then we go to war with them, just what Hillary Clinton wanted in the first place.

[@noxtinoxti5525]

@@tiffsaver Well.. I agree with you partially, we are not the good guys either and the association treaty between EU and Ukraine certainly didn't ease tensions. But let's not pretend Putin the dictator with napoleon complex is the "good" side here.

[@noxtinoxti5525]

@@tiffsaver Also come on man, bombing a nuclear plant that could've ended life in Europe if it'd exploded. There is no way you can justify that (unless you're a traitor that gobbles Putins nads for breakfast lunch and dinner)

[@Thoughty2]

Happy new year! And what a cheery start to the year it has turned out to be...

[@ryanhanna1549]

Happy new year

[@axelf8920]

Thoughty2 happy new years to you

[@sekurei901]

hope you have a good year dude!

[@leifsinclair9368]

Thank you for such a cool channel.

[@lukeboyuk83]

Happy new year to you mate. Soleimani had it coming.

[@jayluck8047]

Good thing they taught us that "duck and cover" technique back in grade school. Formerly known as the "Bend over, kiss your ass goodbye" maneuver.

[@mrrolandlawrence]

duck and cover had nothing to do with public protection. it was to get the right amount of fear for a lovely defence budget. youd be vaporised. i had a russian friend tell me, in soviet times they said hold out your arm straight. put up your thumb. if the thumb covers the mushroom cloud - great! if not, you wont make it comrade.

[@possessorofgreatness7620]

@@mrrolandlawrence r/Whoosh

[@jamesslick4790]

"Duck and Cover" techniques are still taught for tornado protection.

[@Anon-cp6bm]

Roland Lawrence that is if your thumb is still there

[@robertworkman6381]

🤣 South Park ..Duck and cover

[@BossLevelAudio24]

The ultimate horror scenario delivered by a chirpy Englishman with a dashing moustache. I love KZbin.

[@glenndavis479]

That's what I was thinking I think Aaron did a superb job at it even threw in a bit of smut with removing 90% of the radiation...He managed to miss the crescendo though because if just 1 real nuke goes then a multitude of them would follow from all directions to many countries.

[@drd6893]

By a cheeky English man lol

[@alextollinche9947]

I'm glad he's giving us a heads up in case this really happens I hope not .😝😝😝

[@poursomebeeronit]

Yeah, fuck KZbin.

[@cbrown8615]

🇨🇦 🎶 He's just an, Englishman in New York! 😂

[@themangolorian4641]

My boi changed his look to avoid being drafted

[@OneMeanArtist]

So he's a t r a n n y?

[@Noah_AWICB]

@@OneMeanArtist unnecessary to use that word

[@boxingexpert9065]

@@Noah_AWICB super necessary

[@Noah_AWICB]

@@boxingexpert9065 then its super necessary for me to report that comment, easy :)

[@kana2732]

@@Noah_AWICB Calm down soyboy

[@gamer15st]

miss times when wars were fought with bows and swords lol

[@serafinmagic1634]

If anyone survives a nuclear war, future wars WILL be fought with bows & spears.

[@UpperRobin29]

@@serafinmagic1634 Are we gonna forget that we invented guns?

[@serafinmagic1634]

@@UpperRobin29 Without the resources to make ammo, yeah you can forget them once the bullets are gone.

[@RivenEnjoyer6897]

No you really don't bro lmao

[@R34L157]

Tis but an arrow to the knee😥

[@jamesnortonofficial1566]

There is way to much evil on earth

[@christopherconard2831]

I invision the message from the UK government starting with an apology. "We apologize for interrupting your regular service, but we thought you might like to know you are about to have an unpleasant day."

[@robinmattingly3745]

How polite

[@robertbruce7686]

AND WEAR A MASK MEANTIME.... With possible showers towards end of evening.....

[@adammaximus9957]

Put your last pot of tea on people!!

[@matthewc5640]

Haha so true. I love everything British!

[@robertbruce7686]

Gosh no. National Boris proclamation on how 1. Insert one's head up one's arse 2. How to get potable water after attack ...to mske a pot of Early Grey tea 3. Complete denial of any culpability in such an event... 4. Row about whwt biscuits to have with resultant tea (ginger nut, digestive, rich tea, garibaldi...)

[@johannvisser7659]

Heading into WW3 with a beer belly, bad reaction times and bad hand-eye coordination... "This game is buggy af"

[@degenerals6127]

Johann Visser kzbin.info/www/bejne/ganKoHh5oNCNY68

[@KumaBean]

For real, lol 🍻

[@mariammariamy1975]

😂😂😂soooo fing true

[@johnrockett5155]

I cant wait for the bright hot light ahhhh death

[@robertmcintyre4088]

Yes, I'm sure my shower will work just fine after a nuclear blast!

[@andrewdaley3081]

😂🤣. 🇬🇧👍

[@louiseeckert1574]

Bucket and dipper in the shower alcove.

[@jaytealstone1687]

"I will be using the United Kingdom as the target" Me: *cries in tea*

[@cgenx2216]

Haha haha I get it because every single British person drinks 2 litres of tea a day, good original joke

[@spankthemonkey3437]

Jay Tealstone tea and soggy crumpets

[@mikemaby5497]

Sod it! May as well be fish n chips on the beach for me. Oh well, cheerio chaps. X

[@jaytealstone1687]

@@cgenx2216 Awh cheers babe xx

[@bigkenzo4334]

Jay Tealstone 😂

[@theeeeeeleooo4685]

“I don’t know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein

[@tjgordon5]

Great anecdote. The story of that phrase is pretty cool too

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

Just show's Einstein could make a stupid comments and people would agree with him. Why could he assume that all the caches or armaments and biological weapons hidden in hillsides would all be destroyed. More chance of there never being a ww4 than fought with sticks and stones

[@gregjackson8724]

WWIII is attack by virus 🦠. It’s happening now.

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

@@gregjackson8724 the covid virus has been in humans since 65 and 1st detected in bird's in the late 1920s. So the virus started before ww2.

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

@@axioom Gen X

[@persiankingish]

Recruiter: you're being drafted me: pulls uno reverse card

[@mekannatarry1929]

Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to jail I go! *whistling*

[@danielb270]

He pulls out the same card "fool me once shame on you..."

[@AJBants]

@@danielb270 He gets hit with a 'no u'

[@FEEAR1000]

Simple: just hide in a fridge during Iran's war.

[@allvideogamesarebad2698]

thanks for reminding me

[@marcomontelongo1024]

Be sure its the kind that locks when closes

[@FEEAR1000]

@@marcomontelongo1024 Oh trust me it locks

[@duka1461]

And become Billy the kid in the fridge.

[@BeeKisses]

This a Indie reference or a bojo one?

[@Leo-nu3rv]

With all the unstable geniuses having access to this kind of destruction, this could be a reality.

[@NepetasssCosplay]

"we might have to stay inside for as long as a week" *3 months later*: "oh..."

[@MrJdsenior]

Like COVID, which isn't even REMOTELY over, not if you want to stay safe, anyway. Until a vaccine, basically, unless long time immunity is conferred, no guarantee of that, either.

[@zugisskates7262]

@@MrJdsenior theres a 95% effective vaccine now :)

[@MrJdsenior]

@@zugisskates7262 I don't know if either is actually OUT yet, last I heard one needed 100% sub zero transport, and both were third phase testing. Out would be GREAT! I haven't seen the actual test results yet, so don't know what the downsides are, if any significant (hopefully the standard almost never, most of it not a big risk type). A little more important than your standard flu shot.

[@MrJdsenior]

@Fat yoshi What are you talking about? They are administering vaccine in bulk right now. I think they are at almost 2 million people worldwide vaccinated to date.

[@MrJdsenior]

@Fat yoshi Vaccines don't mutate. And you can't learn science from movies, because the people who write movies are typically clueless WRT science. Even the few that might know a scientific fact or two don't give a crap about being accurate, they are out to entertain, not to educate. It is really screwing up your 'science IQ". Things like faster than light travel. beaming people around, etc. Those don't actually exist in reality, at least as far as humans are concerned. And vaccines don't mutate. Am I getting through? :-)

[@thevoidlookspretty7079]

“Those within a 0.6km radius-” You mean, “The lucky ones.”

[@7Metal7Monkey7]

sure

[@jaouy842]

Yeah they die instantly and turn in to atoms.

[@lightuk8958]

Darnel Uy At least they don’t have to suffer through their flesh melting thanks to the radiation exposure.

[@justanotherpoweraddict7918]

In a sense, yes. Instant death > prolonged suffering for days, months, or even years.

[@mandem1209]

@@jaouy842 Yes, because when you're alive you're not made up of atoms

[@saltservice4024]

8:50 - "It would be advised to not step foot outside for at least that long" (2 weeks) That sounds like nothing compared to this covid19 lockdown

[@harrisonfnord5871]

A nuclear fallout would have been a good exercise for the C-situation right now...

[@RedEye19]

COVID-19 doesn’t have a half-life.

[@dafyddthomas7299]

that's if your / my house is still in one piece - especially in a small crowded island of UK be hard to dodge any nuclear missile.

[@thierpetersen7907]

no, now you can still do grocery shopping. two weeks at home with limited supplies and maybe without a working tap for water. is much more difficult.

[@xiro6]

@@thierpetersen7907 i was thinking something similar.they recommend washing the clothes and tacking regular showers,but..with waht?with water from open lakes and reservoirs?i mean,what is more contaminated,you inside or the water?will the water supply work at all?

[@OwenRob1975]

I’ll save you the 14:24, we either die quickly, or slowly from dehydration, starvation, or radiation poisoning.

[@cthulahoops3436]

Everyone should watch the movie “threads” for a realistic depiction of a nuclear conflict

[@paulatreides0777]

Cthulahoops343 Scariest film ever

[@gus7598]

I'll check it out. Thanks for the recommendation. :D

[@crystola99]

Paul Atreides it really is

[@behemoth2887]

Ok

[@lukea9322]

Damn im from Sheffield. that hit home :O

[@harikishore2514]

*Nk launches nuclear missile* Britain: take head bath but do not use conditioner.

[@Naptosis]

Duck & cover & apply & rinse. Repeat if required: because you're worth it.

[@manilajohn0182]

"The discovery of the splitting of the atom has changed everything except our way of thinking. Thus we drift toward catastrophe beyond comprehension. We shall require an entirely new manner of thinking if mankind is to survive".- Albert Einstein in a letter to a friend in 1946.

[@jackwatson3944]

Einstein was a moron.

[@MrJdsenior]

@@jackwatson3944 I'm assuming that was sarcasm?

[@anthonytaylor3989]

@@jackwatson3944 you certainly are.

[@gmandersonjr]

Once a diplomat asked Einstein how it felt to be the smartest man on Earth. He responded with "I don't know- ask Tesla". True story.

[@MrJdsenior]

@@gmandersonjr So you were there, and heard it? Cool.

[@EMLRecordings]

This now more than ever seems like a very important video

[@bigsquatch]

This couldn't have come out at a better time.

[@orionvegas2873]

One of the best underground bunker is the Russian metro it's one of the deepest Metros in the world and every in tunnel has thick blast protection door and can be stock piled for year's and years

[@kamppa5978]

@@orionvegas2873 METRO 2033

[@Chuked]

Orion Vegas that’s awesome

[@crimsonite1524]

in todays time if a nuke is fired, i think its necessary for the other country to counter the attack by totally obliterating their opponents, otherwise it would be an endless domino effect of countries backing up other countries until everyone is involved and in affected EDIT; im watching from africa, i think this would be the safest continent to be, if a nuke war started. ahem stay safe in these times EDIT EDIT; countries should probably work on anti-anti-anti-penetration defense systems LOL

[@ZBLAP]

@@orionvegas2873 Yeah because I'd make it half way across the world in time 😛

[@robertdawson8522]

Left out the part where the response turns North Korea into a glazed over parking lot

[@douglasrizzo9210]

Exactly what would happen.

[@Socialisten]

Which would make retaliation extremely likely. Please understand that nuclear war is not an option!

[@Johnboy33545]

@@Socialisten: Correction: you don't see it as an option and that matters very little. It does matter to Trump, Putin, Xi, little Un and Johnson. Then there's India and Pakistan. Neither would care about killing millions. Kashmir seems really valuable to both sides. I get your point though, it shouldn't be an option.

[@icecold9511]

@@Socialisten Only one thing makes it an option. Full retaliation. That simple truth ensure that both Russia and the US very quickly gave up any bright ideas of a first strike. But for that to work the other side must be sure you would respond. The only way to ensure that belief is if there was no doubt you would do it.

[@GWR4079]

@@Socialisten why do you think every country signed the mad agreement

[@jamieleroy4243]

I can’t imagine the impact a nuke war would have on human life. It’s actually unbearable to think about. Just one of Russia’s top nuke missile would wipe out the whole of UK in minutes.

[@dazp8896]

It would take more than one but if Russia used nuclear weapons against us here in the UK they’re not only going to send one of them there would definitely be multiple.. scary stuff also at the same time they not just gonna attack us they would probably attack the most of Europe and the USA at the same time… so basically Apple would go bust and Russia would be completely levelled😂 And if you’ve not already guessed we would all be dead😂

[@KalRandom]

You forgot to take into account that the EMP of the nuclear detonation will wipe out all power and electronics. No water or radio.

[@Robnoxious77]

military spec gear is heavily grounded negating the effects of EMP. Consumer level gear would be toast though.

[@topshotta2000]

Yup

[@kelvinpang438]

No electricity will be the least of your worries in a nuclear war.

[@damnskippy1988]

If you have certain things in faraday cages they stand a chance of survival.

[@gt5228z]

It's not that simple. Its too complicated to explain this in a comment section, but I would encourage you to research more about the topic.

[@poelmeister]

As a right hand driver, I was highly startled by the imagery at 1:55 when my brain went “OMG MOVE OVER HE IS GOING TO DRIVE RIGHT INTO YOUR GRILL WHAAAAAAAA” and then when the cars passed normally I thought; “Oh. Britain.” Lol

[@DeerJerky]

Holy crap same lmao

[@CanariasCanariass]

Haha same

[@wadeguidry6675]

Me too. Lol

[@Lavourrin]

If Brits responded to nuclear missile the way they do Brexit, then they are in deep trouble.

[@goodbye7236]

Lavourrin they would just stop the missile and say wait 3 years

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

Ok Zoomers

[@malingreenleaf1414]

Lavourrin God, so true xD

[@ArcanePath360]

And after Brexit we can't count on the EU to tell us of an impending missile I bet.

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

The end result would still be the same... A mess.

[@charmainesayi]

Who’s here after Putin’s threat?

[@jkdelete]

I didn’t search it. It just came up for me 🤔

[@antonycharnock2993]

@@jkdelete Same. but I watched this when it came out. I'm also a child of the 70's & 80's from the UK where we learned this at school and watched Threads & When the wind blows on the TV. Distinctly worrying times. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5rPk4pqh6l8mdE kzbin.info/www/bejne/b6GtfJeKpr6coLs

[@straffentest1708]

This is Britain we're talking about remember. If it was announced there were only 4 minutes to go everyone would run down to the shop,purchase 76 toilet rolls apiece,nip to the offy,get as much beer in as possible and then-and only then-consider retreating under the stairs as long as there wasn't too much crap in the way. Tins of paint are ok though as can be employed as seating upon which a swift can can be quaffed. If you don't think 4 minutes is long enough (at least to get to the offy and back) then you aren't British!

[@tonyduncan9852]

Perhaps it would be better to start filling your bath (with beer, if you like).

[@Nerdxxxxx]

Half of them would go with their fresh new bike.

[@turgeo2004]

Is there a toilet paper shortage in Britain too?

[@insideoutsideupsidedown2218]

Straffen Test ok, from the US here. What is an "offy"?

[@derekmulready1523]

@@insideoutsideupsidedown2218 it's an off licence where you can buy yourself Alcohol beverages of choice Wine,beer, whiskey, and other spirits, Irish Citizen and Proud European under lockdown

[@johnnyboyvan]

I would accept vaporization. Gone and off to the other side.

[@steveforest8385]

Vaporization is the best way to go. Quick and relatively painless compared to the slow lingering misery of surviving the blast and trying to avoid radiation poisoning in a nuclear winter with your home destroyed.

[@mugenjin1986]

9:20 is what you came for.

[@superswag3252]

9:12 I came for this too

[@lordpochinki2112]

Thanks.

[@geod3589]

It should be licked clean often.

[@bernardoprovenzanno9487]

Gotta check and see if any radiation down here..🤮🤢

[@12yearssober]

mugen jin She has a nice cameltoe I’d let her hang at my island anytime

[@edmundblackaddercoc8522]

Hmmm we get 15 mins to prepare, that's long enough to soil myself.

[@williamdunlop97]

Might get to see it live pretty soon

[@kylerider7125]

The fact is as long as they still exist eventually it’s gonna happen. What can go wrong will go wrong

[@beaudyk]

And at the worst possible time. 2020?

[@MrJdsenior]

@Richard Conner Huh???? All ICBMs are hypersonic...probably mach 20, more or less, on re-entry...always have been, always will be. You have only about 5 seconds from the time the sky lights up due to reentry heat of the RV until the literally BLINDING white flash, then about the time distance from ground zero to you at mach to live, if you are significantly within the lethal blast radius.

[@thecheck968]

I literally just woke up from a dream where I died in a nuke. Freaky.

[@mrsucc2138]

Happens to me sometimes.

[@JustAGrrrrl]

I had a dream like that in 1999. I felt the extreme heat on my skin instantaneously and was immediately knocked out of my body and woke up. I was so freaked out by the dream and my adrenaline was rushing I immediately got up and started running across the house. 🤣

[@Slayerofmothers]

Same

[@roydamanna]

@@JustAGrrrrl I've had that experience now 3 times in my life... very scary stuff. I remember jumping out of my bed and saying: OMFG IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE! and my knees where burned because I slided on the floor with them...

[@briancrawford8751]

Imagine what it's like going to bed every night as a kid wondering if you'd wake up or get vaporized by a Russian nuke overnight. That was every night for me in the 1980's.

[@JohnDoe-uy8gc]

Why would you use shower water to wash off radiation. I would think The water will have radiation in it

[@Draxindustries1]

Was waiting for that girl to also remove her knickers..

[@CommakillMW2]

You spelled it wrong...aaand that's racist!

[@giggaplaysgames7838]

@@CommakillMW2 shut up

[@Pepsolman]

LA Knickers?

[@ts.exotics4583]

@@CommakillMW2 is it? He didn't say the n word?

[@CommakillMW2]

@@ts.exotics4583 I was joking.

[@matthewgodwin3050]

Happily I live just a mile away from a military base that will undoubtedly be a prime target for a nuclear bomb, so I'm probably not going to know much about it if it ever happens. One minute I'll be going about my normal life, and then within a microsecond I'll be passing through the pearly gates. Frankly, in this situation, I think I'd be one of the lucky ones. I absolutely would not want to survive a nuclear attack.

[@theanarchonazbolinquisition]

These were not the kind of fireworks i was expecting for new years...

[@saltations_]

and they oop-

[@gr9g]

Funny considering people are banging on about a possible WW3

[@frederikcronje5954]

i think that's the reason for the video

[@rayaneaithadji3315]

It's funny too how people are supporting lunatics as their head

[@keianna5106]

i am now in my mid 30s and since i been alive it's always been like that, just like the world is always ending, and my father feels the same. Not trying to ensure you it won't happen but there is always ppl thinking it's right around the corner... just hope one of them arent right one of these days.

[@exvils]

well its not ww if only 2 countries are in war.. and usa has been in war since ever (except once few years back)

[@nightmarekhazix4419]

@@exvils you ape. Russia is on Iran's side. China and North Korea are allies with Russia. they will obviously respond

[@stiffnuts420]

Imagine if we had a defense mechanism that’d reroute enemy missiles back to them, returning to sender in style.

[@andreja107]

Presley Defence System lol

[@wayneburbage8900]

Brilliant!

[@riffsthatkill2180]

Unfortunately Russia probably already has that type of hackers. It would be Ransomware -- send us 500 bit coin or we'll keep the nuke going in your direction, AND your personal files on your laptop are encrypted.

[@earthintelligent7933]

@@riffsthatkill2180 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@josephmarrero6538]

I agree. An all out nuclear assault would radiate the planet for 200,000 years. That’s means no water to drink, no soil to plant for 1999 centuries. I’m not sure if I wanna stick around for that.

[@BAD_HOBO]

Funny how this comes out while people are all talking about WW3

[@highallmighty233]

You happy KZbin? You're really helping me sleep at night with these suggestions. It's not the first...stop it!!

[@ryancoulter4797]

It shouldn’t be hard to alert everyone. Everyone in Hawaii got alerted

[@MrJdsenior]

Amazing, I wasn't even aware a nuclear strike had been successfully carried out there. ;-/

[@ryancoulter4797]

@@aaronthebarbaric7733 I’m pretty sure that’s the text they received nearly verbatim

[@MrJdsenior]

@UCaRRFJIEs8EcTLUWOKd2FYg Nope, Jan 13, 2018, how do you think everyone got alerted? It was texted to cell phones, broadcast on TV and radio, and Civil Defense sirens were sounded. Stated "not a drill" and Incoming ICBM. It was a Hawaii Emergency Management Agency communication screw up, and one of the head honchos got fired over it. Thirty eight minutes after the warning the governor issued a retraction and apology. OOPS! Can you imagine the panic that caused to some people? And what is a LOT scarier than that is that there have been nuclear ICBM strikes very nearly launched from the US based on TEST SCENARIOS being wrongly routed to monitors at Cheyenne...that is WAY scarier. Makes you wonder how many times it's happened from the Soviet, now Russian side.

[@Schwarzvogel1]

You are right, Mr. Coulter that alerting everyone isn't particularly difficult. It's alerting them _in a timely fashion_ that's the hard part. Telling everyone in a city that three incoming 800 kT nuclear warheads are 30 minutes away won't do a damn thing for anyone except get a lot of people trampled to death. It's even worse considering that the U.S. has no functioning civil defence program whatsoever. Most of the old fallout shelters in the cities are shuttered permanently, and even if they weren't, they aren't much good against blast damage. Now, if they had least had blast and fallout shelters for say, 50% of the population (like they do in Switzerland, and they did in the USSR), then warning people might be worth something.

[@ryancoulter4797]

@@Schwarzvogel1 Yes it would be pretty useless these days. Didn’t Russia reveal they had supersonic missiles now that would hit other countries [i remember their video showing florida] in mere minutes?

[@MaximusWild]

9:03 yeah ok, I'll wash my hair in my bombed out house.

[@duudsuufd]

And hoping the water is not surface water and it comes to your house through undamaged pipes.

[@johndunn4228]

Be sure to wash with irradiated water.

[@MrJdsenior]

If you live in or near a major city, you most likely won't. Close enough to ground zero (say 5 miles) there won't be much of anything left of your dead body to wash. This is all assuming that your comment wasn't a sarcastic joke, obviously.

[@johndunn4228]

@@MrJdsenior No very serious John. Thank you!

[@nathangings5652]

😂😂

[@elydot8693]

The 1% will be having a tea party inside their bunkers , while the 99% will enjoy the stunning fire work display .

[@vitakyo982]

Government reaction : " Is my plane ready ? Did you take my dogs & the gold ? "

[@vitakyo982]

@Kampy187 Since a long time ...

[@MrWaheedulHaque]

Anyone else watching after the iran incidence 😮😮

[@domenicogrimaldi591]

No, I'm watching it last year.

[@princessbuttercup8954]

Literally EVERYONE who watches it. 🙄

[@thatone1280]

Iran doesn't have nuclear weapons if the Obama administration and EU is to be believed. If they are start building them it will be a couple of years until they achieve it. They also need to figure a way to deliver it. Don't worry only us middle easterns will have to deal with irans murderous genocidal regime.

[@MrWaheedulHaque]

@@thatone1280 im pretty sure they will easily have them

[@wilfthebig7910]

Iran doesn't have any nuclear weapons

[@cheshire_skatkat9093]

I don't want to set the world on fire....I just want to set a flame in your heart. 🎶 War...war never changes.

[@fighterace5530]

Me: *Hasnt watched thoughty2 in a while* Thoughty2: *Has a mustache* Me: Hol up

[@tanhuulusoy]

LOL ME TOO

[@pippofranco879]

00:45 Ireland insta-triggered!!!

[@aidanyoung9953]

same

[@richiep3520]

I'm hella triggered 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

[@jenster29]

@@richiep3520 yet you're using words like hella 😂😂😂😂

[@richiep3520]

@@jenster29Okay......

[@Fernoll]

Goverment message: Keep calm and grow a third arm.

[@robertpradella6550]

Lmao

[@thalast1439]

Hahaha

[@dianeirvine7624]

Diane would just have enough time to get the shoes on the wrong feet

[@user-lg7oz5gu3g]

🤣🤣🤣

[@simonwilliams7423]

I'm spluttering over my carling Beer 🍻 😁 😂

[@vestaash680]

Oddly enough KZbin threw this one in my algorithm for the day. Whist reassuring, it's still terrifying.

[@FaBluez]

The most dangerous weapon man ever made was children

[@garyordo5131]

I know

[@SequinBrain]

and the unique ability to squirt as many as possible into existence, then cry like a prison bitch when no one hands you their money to help raise them.

[@cgenx2216]

Children are also the only reason humans don’t go extinct so I don’t know if I can agree with that

[@MNightbirb]

I mean children are our future right? (Considering that I am one too)

[@Chuked]

MaxtheOwl oof we put the people of the future our planet, and our nukes

[@betepolitique4810]

I think you included Ireland in the UK.

[@nialldoherty90]

Brits are at it again

[@JMac_96]

Bloody tans

[@apemangeezer6969]

Shit, are they invading again?

[@ElderScrollsEnjoyer]

You guys haven't straightened that out yet? Just throw their fucking tea in the harbor and be done with it already.

[@marvinvillalobos981]

this guy

[@wiseguy9202]

I was employed at Raytheon for 11 years working on these very defense systems.

[@manager6711]

Ofc you was aha.. I swear everyone says they worked or help with some system or weapon. Ur full of bullshit mate

[@SpankyJ]

@@manager6711 nah, company checks out. I was 12 year Airforce in Wyoming, one of the 3 missile bases for icbms. It isn't as "wow nuh uh" as you make it seem to be. There were thousands of civilians involved, hundreds of security and cops on each of the 3 bases, hundreds of maintenance technicians (me), hundreds of officer crew manning the... basically watching the alarms and security of 10 sites per 2 people. 150 silos per site (use to have 200 in wyoming). Like... I've seen a few other maintenance guys in the last few years here and there, mostly on videos or posts about icbms. I mean, I worked and maintained and troubleshoot icbms for 11 years, of course I'd click a video about ICBMs. Cmon

[@SpankyJ]

@@manager6711 and its easy for me to livestream with you. In fact, 1 former tech and a scheduler are at my house right now bout to kill some ribs. I did maintenance, teaching, operations, team lead, and finally ops lead on the entire 150 sites. Soooo. Yeah bruh

[@tonysoprano3921]

If you see a dark sedan with tinted windows parked near your home...... it's them.....

[@wiseguy9202]

@@SpankyJ I'm not too concerned with proving my resume to some tool like him on KZbin. Not only did I work the aforementioned system with Raytheon but now i work for an English defense contractor(Serco) that has opened up North American facilities working on newer naval defense systems like C-RAM(kind of a replacement for CIWS or Phalanx). I was a crypto-tech in the US Navy back in my younger years.

[@delbobs123]

Anyone watching in 2022 in light of the Russian attacks on Ukraine 😬

[@paultheriot8703]

ya might find this odd.... but i have been watching since 1962.

[@zmeil]

@@paultheriot8703 😊👍😆✌️🙏🇺🇦🇧🇬🇪🇺

[@zmeil]

Many are watching this now, unfortunately, or fortunately

[@steveforest8385]

No.

[@cindiheaton6469]

@@steveforest8385 Yeah right.

[@aodhanodonnell2148]

My grandfather, God be with him, joined the Irish army on the 8th December 1941, the day after the pearl harbour attack, despite the chequered history of Ireland and Britain he always esteemed the courage of the British people for turning the tide of the war, he served in the congo in 1959 on a peace keeping mission and eventually rose to the rank of colonel and head of the military police, he was a great man. Jim Fagan R.I.P.

[@mariakelly1059]

Imagine, an Irish Army Officer in the Congo!

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Rest In Peace to the lives lost in the Beirut explosion

[@xxzenonionnex7658]

.

[@qulipz5967]

.

[@LapasLamp]

.

[@qulipz5967]

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[@noahrichard5091]

.

[@derekgibson3904]

It will be similar to a world wide mass BBQ event. Just bring your own drinks.

[@nicksundby]

I'll be going outside to make sure it's quick for me

[@andrewanderson3053]

LMAOOO awesome

[@limabravo6065]

The mustache is strong with this one

[@pixiecherry2305]

🤣😂🤣😂

[@baronvonbrunn8596]

The video accurately shows what a surface detonation of 150 kt bomb would be like, but it´s worth mentioning that the bomb could also do an airburst, explosion in the air. This one wouldn´t create nearly as much fallout, but the shockwave would be more destructive, the distance at which most buildings collapse increases from 2.4 km to 3.7 km.

[@marcushendriksen8415]

Naturally, this video is being recommended now in particular

[@WhitbyStuff]

Every television would automatically switch on? What?

[@KumaBean]

That caught my ear too, 🤔

[@tellyboy17]

I'm sure only China brand TVs switch on when the CCP demands it;)

[@Chriva]

Most devices have "secret" wake-up mechanisms. :)

[@Defensive_Wounds]

Not my 2005 CRT tv that is analogue...lol

[@jotr.9786]

@@Chriva Need more info on that. lol

[@missyprime8198]

He said "penetration aids", I have a few of those in my bedside drawers lol

[@SIGSEGV1337]

You have aids?

[@tinafabulous5309]

😂🤣😂

[@kopuz.co.uk.]

@@SIGSEGV1337 comeon dud she's 12

[@SIGSEGV1337]

@@kopuz.co.uk. Age is just a number

[@Evedupree1998]

@@SIGSEGV1337 so is 911

[@boeingdriver29]

Just remember to “duck and cover”.

[@gingersnap3024]

Keep a low to the ground

[@friendlyatheist387]

I will make few medkits for sure and

[@peteredenjr.1264]

Quack

[@notlogical4016]

get under your desk, thats all it takes

[@fikirdreams]

Who's here from the future because they survived 2022 nuclear war?

[@smoothkaos2]

I used to be stationed at Beale AFB working the U2. I've heard that the Pave Paws at Beale can even detect a submarine periscope anywhere in the Pacific Ocean

[@englishruraldoggynerd]

I look forward to reading all about these capabilities in.... oh, maybe 2070?

[@RobertMc0811]

Anything to do with submarines or watercraft would be able to be picked up by SOSUS, which is an array of underwater microphones. The Pave Paws may legitimately be able to do that too. I promise the early warning detection systems we have in place, the public has zero idea of their capabilities.

[@mrsl3758]

My uncle died testing the U2. Seriously...landing it.

[@jamiehay1027]

4 miles per second speed is crazy!

[@Dazzxp]

I think it's a bit optmisitc since the Avangard travels much faster and that works out as only 6 miles every second at the speed of Mach 27 or 20716mph (33340kmph)

[@TraumaER]

10,000 Subscribers With No Videos Challenge I can run faster than that.

[@Schwarzvogel1]

@@Dazzxp Avangard isn't "much faster" than any ballistic missile--if you think that 4 or 6 miles per second isn't fast, then you must not know how long a mile is, or you really have no concept of speed. If you only understand metric (like most of the world does), that is about 6.4 km per second. Think of a distance that is about six and a half kilometers away, and think of how long it takes you to get there by car. Now imagine being able to travel that distance in one second. That warhead has enough kinetic energy to be an effective weapon even if it were just filled with concrete instead of complex electronics and fissile isotopes. Even if that warhead failed to detonate and simply slammed into the ground, it will still kill a lot of people due to its sheer kinetic energy. Also, Mach 20-27 has been the average speed for the terminal phases of ballistic missile warheads since the days when we used to coat all aircraft and space vehicles in shiny aluminum and CEP was measured in thousands of meters, not tens. What makes Avangard a unique prototype is not its speed, but rather that it can maneuver effectively during the terminal phase--most conventional warheads can't do more than make basic course corrections, but a hypersonic glide vehicle could, in theory, pull up from a dive toward one target, and glide toward another. Ballistic warheads have somewhat predictable trajectories... we've been able to model and predict ballistic trajectories since Newton's time, and probably since the days of Archimedes as well.

[@ngalahansel6066]

I find it ridiculous that after colonizing so many nations, Britain's PM lives in a tiny place called Downing Street with a door that opens directly onto the street. You guys need a more impressive structure in my opinion

[@Spushed]

The U.S. guarantees 30 minutes or less or your money back.

[@masumwil6910]

-"it's one of my favourite secret military bases, it looks like it was pulled strait from the cold war" -"it was built during the cold war" -thoughty2

[@roygalaasen]

I was also thinking to myself that it probably actually was built at that time, then thinking that thoughty probably knows that too.

[@superdad1989]

"let's use the United Kingdom" my words straight after were sarcastically "cheers mate"

[@davie8906]

Occupation kingdom

[@johnmcgahern3946]

06:25 - Am I the only one with a dark sense of humour? That guy on the couch looks so pissed off about the inevitable armageddon! 🤣

[@taco2k3]

Probably because his Grubhub app stopped working.

[@billgatesleavingyamomshous8177]

4 miles per second. Dang that’s almost faster than my Honda Civic...almost!

[@spdfatomicstructure]

6,400m/s. Equivalent to Mach 19.2 at sea level. For comparison most fighter jets fly at only Mach 2

[@jc.1191]

Come pick me up...😎

[@markcritic2409]

"HAVE A SHOWER!!" ....with no water pumping, pipes broken, no electricity running the pumps... Genius! :-P

[@stuartmuckley8263]

... and in contaminated water :-)

[@bobjoe164]

Funny how women suddenly want to get back in the kitchen.

[@My_Lacrimosa]

No matter nukes will destroy all our kitchens too

[@noname1st139]

I'm thinking of renting out air raid shelters,2 yr supply of beans and soup,500,000 candles,1500 charged batteries for 2yrs 7000 litres of water,a toilet, music,, jigsaws 500k a yr, inbox for details 😂

[@elferson]

Imagine having 200k years of humans being on earth just to wipe themselves out 200k years later

[@amandocantu]

9:19 Thanks for the seconds long strip down about removing contaminated clothing. I feel very educated now, knowing I should remove my clothing slowly and sensually. I love getting educated.

[@WVMountaineer]

My payload just exploded.......

[@amandocantu]

D Hiers 🤯

[@shannondove96]

He is educating us on how to make more humans to replace the ones killed

[@amandocantu]

shannon dove how would they look, if we are exposed to radiation?

[@cucumber623]

so i should keep my knickers on

[@cameronnicholson1980]

Well this has just became relevant.

[@taylorhamconsumer9008]

this dude really started with “throughout history”

[@OmnivorousOtter101]

Is there anything wrong with that?

[@brandylove8832]

That right eyebrow has its own personality lol

[@mtaimoorchoudhry5641]

🤣🤣🤣

[@earth7551]

U like it

[@madmatt667]

Didn't really notice, now can't stop staring at it.... 🤔

[@brandylove8832]

madmatt's Gaming Channel 😂😂😂

[@akttonsemhh3849]

Left*

[@minty_Joe]

"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo by Walt Kelly

[@bjlewis5431]

Joe I first heard this saying on an episode of Airwolf..

[@tonydean6684]

Wow, that's really original. Wow.

[@life107familyfitnessboxing8]

HUMAN AGAINST HUMAN IS DEFINATELY OUR ENEMY AND NOT ALIEN VS HUMAN

[@starboy7483]

Who would have thaught that this video will make sense after whats happenin in the world this week ?

[@MY5TCrimson]

"I will be using the United Kingdom as the target." *Highlights the Republic of Ireland also.* Wow.

[@rorymcfeely3778]

@Jason so why not give back the little bit you're hanging onto so dearly? And why are soooo many British people now applying for Irish passports?

[@rorymcfeely3778]

@Jason no actually most people in NI would rather be part of the republic. You probably would have known that if you were able to research for yourself instead of believing whatever media you're spoon fed you seppo

[@Discontinuedalready7372]

@Jason _Your queen actually sucks tbh_

[@Discontinuedalready7372]

@Jason _If you'd ask me. The UK is just an underdog of the US_

[@Discontinuedalready7372]

@Jason _Superior? I thought Britain was the secret 51st US state_

[@arthurmorgan1960]

I would just plug in my ear pods and listen to "its the best day ever" from spongebob squarepants.

[@bjlewis5431]

Or 'Everything is awesome' from the lego movie.. Though I'd personally go with Europe's "It's the final countdown''. Or possibly.. "So, ya don't belive, we're on the eve of destruction?" Or just quietly lamenting the truth of Twisted Sister's 'The Price'. Maybe, 'Don't fear the Reaper' Dont know for sure.. What would be your choice of last ever tune or song, in your heart & mind, in your final few moments?

[@hanz2904]

@@bjlewis5431 its a meme format where people put the best day ever from spongebob over apocalyptic events in movies.

[@unpaintedleadsyndrome]

The Terminator soundtrack would be my choice

[@trtyuiop]

No mr blue sky would be better

[@goncalobaia1574]

@@bjlewis5431 woosh But nice choices

[@pgaven9396]

In light of recent events in Eastern Europe and with North Korea's ICBM launched at the same time... is anyone else watching this in March of 2022?

[@Coteee_]

“I have a weird obsession with secret military bases...” Is this one brit or every american

[@Mark-yb1sp]

Austin Mogus Every ‘ Red blooded’ American, that is.

[@DailyDriverGarage]

I want to live in one

[@praisethesun69]

*wakes up* huh, my anxiety is creepin' in a little today, should really take care of myself so it doesn't get bad ... *clicks on this video 5 minutes later*

[@misfitbrit1989]

Seriously though...